oh my god right in the feels

anonymous asked:

You know what we don't talk about? How the only way that the mage could've possibly stopped hurting Simon was for him to die. When Penny did the whole Simon Says thing, all Simon asked for was for the mage to stop hurting him. Not for him to die, or leave, or anything. Just to stop hurting him. And what happened? The mage died. Because that was the only thing that could've happened to make him stop hurting Simon. That's so intense and no one ever talks about it?

oh my god??????? i’ve literally never thought about that but you’re so right???? and now i want to cry because simon deserved a much better father figure poor baby he deserved (deserves tbh) the world and i was already having simon feel today oh man q.q

Originally posted by jacktheelephant

ok i’m feeling really fuckin emo and i’m going to start gushing right now but like i don’t know if you guys realise how much it means to me when you say you like my writing??? if i ever tell you that you made me cry with your nice comments i am literally telling the truth like right now there are literal tears running down my face from that last ask i got

i just ??? will never get over it ??? i write because i love it and when other people love it too it mAKES ME FEEL SO SPECIAL I DO NOT FEEL LIKE I DESERVE IT OH GOD i can’t even express how surreal it is to me

i just wanted to let you all know that if you’ve ever even slightly liked my writing like you read it and thought “this is ok” I!!! LOVE!!! YOU!!! i never feel like what i do is good enough but this genuinely helps boost my confidence by at least 1000000% and i will never be able to thank you enough

Since my sister has publicly come out as Ace, let me tell you the best joke she made:

So, last November, I was driving to Denver with my sister, when she told me she identified as Asexual and felt that I should know.  I think she was expecting me to ask a bunch of weird questions because she literally pulled out notes, but I got to be “Nah, it’s all good and I’m glad you feel safe enough to some out.” and since there wasn’t much more to say, we went back to swearing at the shitty drivers on I-25.

Two exits later, it occurred to me that I hadn’t actually seen my sister for a year prior and might have forgotten to come out to her when I was doing it last March.  “Just to be clear- you know I’m Bi, right?”

“OH MY GOD.” she howls, making me almost plow into a pickup in surprise.  “YOU’RE EITHER AND I’M NEITHER.”  

I had to pull over I started laughing to hard.

***

I bring this up because 1. She just publicly came out and 2. SHE MADE US MATCHING SHIRTS FOR THE NEXT PRIDE.  I LOVE IT.

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#oh god you can see how scared his was to look inside the room #and he actually have to look away #he can’t stand to see what “he” has done #he must feel so guilty #can you imagine alec having to wash the blood of his hand #he always try so hard to do what it’s right #and even knowing that he was posessed and that it wasn’t his fault this probably is killing him #and when they are watching the video #that ‘oh my god’ that he says #as if there was this little part of him that against all evidences was hoping that it wasn’t his posessed body that has done it #god this killed me #can alec please catch a break??!!!

OK SO LEMME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT

VIKTOR JUST SAT THERE THINKING WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW I LITERALLY FEEL NO MOTIVATION 


THEN HE SEES THE VIDEO OF YUURI
AND HE JUST GOES


“WAIT… IS THAT…? IS IT…? OH MY FUCKING GOD”


THEN HE REMEMBERS 


“COME TO OUR HOT SPRINGS VIKTOR” “BE MY COACH VIKTOR”


AND HE JUST KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH HIS LIFE

RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • “Leave. Leave right now.”
  • “What more do you want?!”
  • “I really wish you were never born.”
  • “I hate you!”
  • “Can you just fuck off already?”
  • “Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
  • “All you do is whine.”
  • “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
  • “I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
  • “How did that feel?”
  • “Oh my god, I don’t care!”
  • “No wonder nobody likes you.”
  • “Is this how little you think of me?”
  • “That hurt you son of a bitch…”
  • “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
  • “Leave me alone!”
  • “I can break your nose if I want to.”
  • “Are you going to cry now?”
  • “I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
  • “You’re so pathetic!”
  • “I won’t forget this.”
  • “I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
  • “Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
  • “I have a right to be angry.”
  • “This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
  • “Get out of my life!”
  • “You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
  • “You ruined everything.”
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Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

And she was greedy,” He said, a gentle smile forming on his face. “But she was greedy in all the right ways. She didn’t want material things. She was greedy for the feeling of being loved so much that her heart felt happy almost all the time. She was greedy for being called princess and baby. She was greedy for my eyes, and for my laugh. For the way my lips felt on hers. For the way her small body fit in my big sweaters. She was greedy for my love. And oh god, was I ever greedy for hers.
—  Greedy (6:38 AM)
Angry Omega Headcanons

-When an Omega is mad at their Alpha they will hide away in their nest because they know the Alpha wouldn’t dare approach the nest when they are not at all welcome in or even near it, so the Alpha will sit out in the hallway and try to calm the Omega from there

-Omegas are probably quicker to anger than Alphas because they are more sensitive

-If a mother Omega’s pups are threatened the Omega will become a raging mess until they feel sure that the pups are no longer in any danger

-Omegas get angry when their intelligence is insulted, because Omegas are literally known for their intelligence and they become so frustrated when an Alpha only compliments their looks

-Angry Omegas tend to pour all of their aggressive energy into thoroughly scrubbing and rearranging their home, which is fine until they are eight months pregnant and their mate is freaking out because “You are going to fall and hurt yourself and oh my god! You get off that ladder right now the dusting can wait!”

-Unmated Omegas growling at Alphas who refuse to take no for an answer, in some cases an Omega’s growl can be scarier than an Alpha’s

-Omegas are very possessive so if they see other Omegas blatantly flirting with their Alpha they will become livid and drag their Alpha home with a growl…this usually ends up with rough fucking on whatever surface the Omega settles on first

-Pregnant Omegas get mad easily if their Alpha is coddling them too much and they end up snapping frequently until their Alpha figures out that they need to tone it down a bit

-If an Omega is mad at their Alpha they will be extra attentive and coy and try very hard to make sure that their Alpha is extremely turned on…then they’ll get up and walk away and leave their mate sitting there trying to figure out what the hell they did wrong this time

-Omegas get very annoyed when people are around their nest, or even if their Alpha goes digging around where they store their nesting materials and sometimes they act really petty and give their Alpha the silent treatment because of it

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They can’t be stopped; just like before,
you understand how he felt
and that’s why you couldn’t stop him.

trophy balls

context: its my second time DMing, and my players have crippled and blinded a cyclops, and are ready to finish him off when…

Barbarian: now that he’s down, i want to cut his balls off with my greataxe.

Me (DM): w… why?

Barbarian: i need a trophy for this kill.

Me: urg… roll for it.

*rolls nat 20*

Me: oh son of a… you cut his balls off and stuff them in your inventory.

Cleric: i want to heal him so gods creature can go free and not want to attack us.

*heals cyclops halfway and rolls a 17 charisma check*

Me: okay… you allow the cyclops to limp away, even though you destroyed his achilles tendon and cut his balls off.

Barbarian: oh, ill actually give him back his left nut. it doesnt feel right if i didnt get to kill him.

Everything I noticed when I listened to the DEH cast album for the first time without seeing the show in person

- EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAAAAAAR AND NOT A GRAINY RECORDING
- For forever is so pure
- RE-IN-VEN-TION
- Nervous, adorable Evan during if I could tell her was the highlight of my life
- Disappear makes you feel like you can write a 7 act opera and win the olympics whilst writing the great American novel
- You will be found builds into this big chorus that is so TREMENDOUS AND AMAZING
- I heard the title good for you and I thought it would be angsty aND I WAS RIGHT
- Mike Faist The God™
- The harmonies in requiem killed meeeee
- Words fail didn’t FAIL at making me cry
- WHEN WORDS FAIL THROWS BACK THE WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW LYRICS AND MAN OH MAN WAS I SHOOK
- So big / so small requires tissues
- All I see is sky for forever in acapella was everything I needed and more

acelaevateins  asked:

My college feels a little like Elsewhere U: it's in a town out in the middle of nowhere, the downtown area looks like it hasn't changed since the 50's but we have big box stores and chain restaurants, and my dorm is new but is right across from an old empty dorm that needs to be torn down because asbestos but can't because budget. Another dorm was actually torn down and the big empty field where it used to be feels like a liminal space. Also there's a castle. The math dept is in there.

‘the math dept is in there’ oh my god this makes it sound like you’ve lost them. like you stare out the hellscape of 50s empty townbuildings towards the looming castle and shake your heard. ‘it’s been three weeks. we haven’t heard anything. we’re losing hope’

Translation-guru


E: Alex…
N: wow, he’s got a guitar…
E: swipe right, don’t click
N: he looks cool, though
E: point is, you can pick yourself when you get tinder, you can log on, meet a lot of nice people
N: excuse me? I’m not gonna download tinder
E: why not?
N: why not? Isn’t that pretty clear, when I have a guy already?
E: yeah, but he lives in London, Nora.
N: now you’re being lame
E: you are a person who does the right things, you always have to be so nice. Can’t you just jump into it? Do it! Go like this, like OH you know? Yeah, exactly, now I feel like you’re…
N: yes, now… *walks away*
E: Nora!
N: bye, Eskild!
E: love you! Argh, difficult! Oh my god. Everyone knows that William won’t come. Jeeses!

I: uh, Eskild? Can I ask you a question?
E: Isak, seriously. Yes, I accept your apology, it’s okay, like for the last time I’m not mad at you. Okay? I… I get why you said what you said, and now I’m done with it. So you don’t have to walk around here like a… it’s driving me nuts!
I: it’s not that, I seriously need some advice.
E: of me? You need advice, of moi? You want that? Because you trust me? And look up to me?
I: yeah
E: because I’m your Guru?
I: sure
E: say it. Say: eskild is my guru.
I: fuck it, no no, just drop it
E: say it! Okay, okay okay okay, Isak! Okay. What do you need advice about?
I: you now that guy, Even?
E: yes. What about him.
I: we had a thing… and he said that he would break up with his girlfriend. And then suddenly he says that things are moving too fast, and then he’s together with his girlfriend again and then sometime after that again he gives me a drawing. And I’m like, cool, so I send him a text and thank him for the drawing, and then he doesn’t answer.

E: but he has a girlfriend?
I: yeah
E: okay, how long have they been together?
I: like four years
E: okay
I: that’s not good, right?
E: I mean yeah, or… I don’t know. How honest do you want me to be?
I: not too honest maybe… no, fuck it. Just say it like it is.
E: okay, like… I know a lot of guys in heterosexual relationships who sleep with guys, that’s normal, but… it’s not that many that breaks up with their girlfriend to be with them. I think, I mean, that’s just advice from me, just my opinion. My guru-advising. I’m not Buddha, not a God, kinda. So, was that helpful?

My favorite banter
  • Cole: He almost says the word sometimes. Katoh. He tastes it in his mouth, sweet release a breath away, tongue tying it tenderly like you tie him. But he doesn’t. For you, and for him because it makes it mean more. A fuller feeling, a brighter burst.
  • Iron Bull: Yeah. (Coughs.) How’s he feel about you saying this in front of everybody?
  • Inquisitor: If a rift opened up right now and swallowed me I’d be fine with that.
  • Solas (if in party): Provided it tied you down first one assumed.

Like oh my god. Solas is so snarky sometimes it’s unbelievable. 

alright but now its time to talk about Baby Gay™ otherwise known as alex danvers

  • alex who sits up all night tossing and turning thinking back through her childhood memories tries to decide if there were any clues. should she have known.
  • thinks about her friends, the few and far in between because she had to be perfect, perfect for kara for her mom, for everyone, there wasn’t time to have a lot of friends. but maybe she did have a few and they were close, and wow what if she had felt something then and just couldnt make sense of it
  • alex who thinks back to dates and how after maybe after sex maybe not something didnt feel right ; you’re supposed to feel something right??? when they smile at you, there’s butterflies or fireworks or some bullshit!!! where is hers???
  • but oh my god maggie sawyer smiles at her and alex feels like her entire body is lighter? kara brings light into her life but maggie sawyer brings everything else with her too, alex sees maggie smile and suddenly crappy romcoms on a thursday night when kara is feeling sad and down, and those squishy scenes they make sense and its disgusting but with her it makes sense and that’s terrifying
  • alex who thinks maybe its time to explore though bc if maggies helping her discover herself clearly shes not into her or she would have said so right?? and maggie just got over her gf and maggies not into her and this is a mess
  • so alex who nervously goes to a gay bar!!! by herself!! embarassed almost and wants to leave which is weird because we’re talking about party girl alex danvers who drank too much and danced too hard not all that long ago but alex who finds a pretty girl that flirts with her 
  • and the pretty girl asks her home and she wants to but god maybe shes not ready yet this is a lot and a pretty redhead flirts with her and shes a little overwhelmed and she also cant stop comparing parts of her to maggie and she knows thats not oaky
  • alex running into maggie on her way out??? maggie showing tiny bits of jealousy but also concern because alex looks flustered and nervous and so happy though and god is she okay?? and alex who is good and fine but maggies here and she asks why and she just answers ‘havent you heard the best way to get over someone is under someone else’ and alex flusters so hard bc she knows god she knows and she was close to the same but hearing maggie say it kind of hurts even if its not about her and she has to make up some excuse to leave
  • and GOD I COULD GO ON GAY ALEX DANVERS AN ACTUAL LESBIAN WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO BC ITS ALL SO NEW AND ITS SO PURE

MythBusters  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Holy crap, RUN!”
  • “Here comes chaos!”
  • “QUACK, damn you!”
  • “When in doubt… C-4.”
  • “Am I missing an eyebrow?”
  • “Well, there’s your problem…”
  • “Failure is ALWAYS an option!”
  • “Generally, I prefer a little bit more.”
  • “I always enjoy seeing _____ in pain.”
  • “This is starting to feel like a BAD idea….”
  • “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
  • “Our Death Ray doesn’t seem to be working.”
  • “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing, right?”
  • “High explosives and electricity, WHOO HOO!”
  • “This is why we can never have anything nice…”
  • “If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.”
  • “Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.”
  • “This is one of those ‘What the hell am I doing?’ moments.”  
  • “Remember, don’t try this at home. We’re what you call EXPERTS.”
  • “I think that was one of the most destructive things I’ve ever done. That was cool!”
  • “I think this thing could hurt you. I think we’re about to find out whether it will hurt you.”
  • “Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down!”
  • “You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn’t do anything stupid after I got out of college.”