oh my god just stop it

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Amara: It’s just this move. What if i’m making a mistake? What I crash and burn? I mean you and dad have helped me so much, with college and now with me living on my own- oh my god, I’ve never actually lived completely by myself before! I won’t have dad to fix the broken sinks, or to kill the spiders, you won’t be there to teach me how to cook anything other than ramen noodles- maybe I shouldn’t do this. I’m not ready. I should just-

Cara: Stop. Stop with the what-ifs. What if a meteor hits our house? What if you get hit by a car as soon as you walk out the front door? What if you get abducted by aliens? Mara, you can’t let your dreams be overpowered by your fears. You’ve come so far to give up now, you and I both know that.

hilolabear  asked:

I'm in love with your Hercules au. Oh my God it's so good. I was wondering, are you planning on continuing it soon? And would you ever do any other otayuri Disney aus?

Thank you so much!! <3

Well of course I will continue (I stopped at a sad part … we won’t leave it like this). Well it might be this weekend or maybe the next when I draw something new for it C:

For now there is the Otayuri week ^^

But i am not sure if I will draw another Disney AU that detailed for Otayuri. I don’t want to force them in every movie just like that ^^

Maybe just sketches, because there I have some ideas !!!

anonymous asked:

Oh my goooood. The picture of the basket ... I have no words. Ben's face says it all. I think his thoughts are: "Oh god, this picture is ridiculous. Shit. I look like the third wheel. FUCK. I'M NOT THE THIRD WHEEL. DARREN IS. OH COME ON STOP WITH THE LIE.... This is already too obvious. SHIT."

I go from one minute being really frustrated to the next, just laughing. The whole thing is absolutely insane. It makes no sense and they are just making this into a bigger mess.  

And I firmly believe Darren is well aware of the fact that the stunt yesterday was utterly and completely transparent.  And I think that is part of the reason he agrees.

As for Ben, honestly, what is he thinking? Do not let her take your self respect. He looks like a fool. He is a talented, successful guy.  I am sure there are plenty of women for him to choose from, none of which come with anywhere near the amount of baggage she has.

The only thing that makes sense, at least to me who is rational, is that they are going to try to angle this as every one loves each other and is a happy family and M was just a really supportive friend.  Because trying to sell that M&D is a couple, near impossible.  Literally with just a few still hanging on.  

But we all know Team Beard is anything but rational.

anonymous asked:

Ok is it just me or do you find taehyung looks extra fucking good this era like his hair looks like it has gotten longer and it just looks so good and when he wears the headband oH MY GOD

Kim Taehyung is no longer in my life. That motherfucker has been exiled for playing with my heart and my feelings. I will see a photo of him and that stupid head band in hell as I burn.

KIM TAEHYUNG WAS MY FIRST BIAS IN BTS AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM AND IT CAUSES ME SO MUCH PAIN JFC PLZ GOD MAKE IT STOP

But yes. i agree hahhaha

Commercial Break 3

- “she kissed me” ok simon
- “maybe this was a mistake” yeah ur both gay
- OH MY GOD SIMON
- why /did/ u even kiss her, simon?
- magnus is such a good friend where can i find me a magnus
- is she coming to kick ass?
- wtf raphael?
- izzy u need to stop
- IZZY DONT DO THAT UR WONDERFUL ILY
- god ok is raphael just like this w everyone bc it makes me uncomfortable
- stop making izzy do the groaning sounds it’s annoying
- max being unimpressed is me i luv max
- “jace isn’t my brother” OH BOY
- fuck maryse alright
- I LUV ALEC SM CALL UR MOTHER OUT YAS
- that’s a great dress tho like can i wear it
- ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? listen i hate jace as much as the next guy but rly?!

Lmao they clearly wanna give Aaron this terrible dramatic, tragic drug SL and they choose weed?? Aaron is just gonna come out of prison super chill and just eating all the time 😂😂😂 oh my god. Aaron ‘420 Blaze It’ Dingle.

I cannot stop laughing this is gonna be hilarious. The fuckin lamest drug on the planet and we’re supposed to be worried. Gimme Aaron on coke. Gimme Aaron on heroin. Fuck I have a shit load of personal experience with those things, I could write it. But pot? Emmerdale….please.

anonymous asked:

I just woke up from a nap laughing because what the hell was even my dream. Like I dreamt that after Newt saved the day in New York people broke out into the "Zero to Hero" song from Disney's Hercules. Like every time it was supposed to say "Hercules" or "Herc" in the song, it was replaced with "Newt" or "Artemis" and poor Newt just watched as everyone sang for him. I'm sorry I just had to share because I can't stop thinking about it.

that sounds like the most wonderful dream oh my god?? thank you so much for sharing???

kas-not-cas-mainblog  asked:

Hey Kim, I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing! ❤️ I wanted you to know I finally had time to read Sanctuary today and oh my god. I finally had to put it down to get ready for bed. This book is one of the best books I've ever read! Asher and Evelyn are amazing characters! The story is fantastic, and the sex scenes are sexy and romantic. You're insanely talented, you're my role model. Thank you for sharing your talent with us Kim! In both fan fiction and your original work! ❤️💕

Oh, this is so sweet!! Thanks so much for taking the time to send this, I needed it this morning! Love you! XOXO

anonymous asked:

What so special about his laugh lol

Oh my god let me just TELL YOU about his laugh alright

He does this thing when he laughs where he starts gasping for air and sometimes no noise comes out and he starts almost hyperventilating and makes this loud squeaking sound odfghgkj or his laugh gets really deep when he’s REALLY laughing and he starts cackling and throws his whole head/body into it and he makes this like, hiccup/gasp sound in between and his voice keeps fluctuating between high pitched and low its really the cutest thing ever I lvooveovee when his laugh gets really loud and he can’t stop laughing and keeps squeaking and sighing in between ofmg like have you even heard his laugh because you wouldn’t even ask this question

like that video where hes pulling jimin’s hair back and his laugh is so loud and silly and hes cackling like crazy and he literally FALLS OVER FROM LAUGHGING and then the one with tae and him on the couch where he starts laughing and no sound comes out and then he lets out this really faint struggled laugh because he’s trying to keep it together and it’s seriously so funny and cute it makes my whole heart light itself on fire and when hes laughing through his nose to try and hold it in and he just makes rly quiet noises 

like it really is the cutest thing when he’s REALLY laughing like when he was laughing at jin on that show (you know the show) and his laugh was SO loud and squeaky like im literally dying my face is going to fall off from smiling so hard just by thinking about it and like :((( his face gets all scrunchy and he closes his eyes and swings his body back and forth like what do u mean whats so special about it what isnt special about it tbh

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the signs at a sleepover
  • aries: "let's go outside and throw eggs at people's houses."
  • taurus: "can we eat first?"
  • gemini: "oh my god aries. we should totally do that."
  • cancer: "can we just watch a scary movie or something?"
  • leo: "SELFIEEE!"
  • virgo: "oh my god, leo. stop with your fucking selfies. i agree with cancer though. let's watch a movie."
  • libra: "shut up, virgo. SELFIE!"
  • scorpio: "anyone wanna have sex with me?"
  • sagittarius: ";)"
  • capricorn: "y'all nasty."
  • aquarius: "can y'all shut up i'M TRYNA SLEEP oVeR HERE."
  • pisces: *is sleeping*

nursey’s favorite pastime is ‘guessing’ dex’s middle name
“william john-jacob-jingleheimer-schmidt poindexter!”
“no”
“william justice-league poindexter”
“i like marvel”
“william jelly-of-the-month-club poindexter”
“stop”
“william jet-fuel-can’t-melt-steel-beams poindexter”
“oh my god”
“william jagger-comma-mick poindexter”
“i played ONE rolling stones song -”
“william just-go-on-a-date-with-me-already poindexter”
“……”
“um, william j-”
“okay”
“okay?”
“yeah”
“nice… william jerry’s-brunch-tomorrow-at-10 poindexter”
“okay”

inell  asked:

“I need a favor, and not the sexual kind.” Stiles/Derek

Nonsexual Favors

Derek woke to his phone vibrating on his nightstand. He rolled over and unlocked it when he saw he had two texts from Stiles that had both come in within the last two minutes. 

It wasn’t unusual for Stiles to text Derek at all hours of the morning, what was unusual was the lack of sexual content in the text.

Stiles: I need a favor,
Stiles: And not the sexual kind.

Derek was tempted to just roll over and go back to bed, but then he had a vision of Stiles laying in some ally, bleeding out because he was attacked by some monster, and he hit the call button.

“Oh thank god,” Stiles said as soon as he picked up, “My bike got stolen and I’m nowhere near a Metro stop.”

“Where are you?” Derek asked, already getting out of bed and pulling on his pants. It was 1:30 in the morning, there was no way he was letting Stiles wander around D.C. by himself that late. 

He and Stiles had been doing this, thing, whatever it was, since they ran into each other in D.C. almost two years prior. Stiles had grown into himself nicely and though he was still an asshole, Derek knew him well enough now to appreciate it.

“I’m in Alexandria,” Stiles breathed out, his voice sounded a little less strained now, “I’ll send you a pin with my location.”

Derek jogged out of his apartment, well it was actually a brownstone that he had bought when he moved to D.C. He had redone the basement so it was a full, though small, apartment that he could rent out. 

Not that he needed the money, he had plenty from his inheritance, but he kind of liked not having to live off of it. He loved everything about living in D.C., from the diversity to his job at an environmental non profit. 

When Stiles had walked back into his life it had felt like fate, they had run into each other at GW. Derek was working on his masters and Stiles was getting his degree in criminal psychology, on the fast track to the FBI. 

They had picked up right where they left off, snapping at each other and defending each other whenever someone else said a bad word about the other. Things escalated quickly, within a month they were fucking in Derek’s new Camaro. 

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anonymous asked:

Theory: Chloe redemption would be so distinctly ~her~ that as much as she enjoys fighting akumas with LB, a girl just can't leave her hair and nails undone! So Chloe would just be so tired of her appointments being cancelled by akuma attacks. . .

… She just learns to keep quiet so she could actually make it to a manicure because, girl, fighting super villains takes a TOLL, and … Yea …

see that’s the kind of redemption arc i want. chloe becomes a hero, but she is still so completely chloe. i love that idea up there xD

  • like chloe would be a fucking brutal, bad ass superhero and put her heart and soul into the fight but god forbid she breaks a nail 
    • queen bee: *kicking an akuma’s ass* *suddenly stops and screams in horror*
    • ladybug: oh my god, are you okay?
    • queen bee: NO im not okay i just chipped my fucking manicure
  • she always asks the team if they can reschedule patrols that don’t happen during the new episodes of “the bachelor”
    • “i can’t be behind im gonna get spoiled on twitter and i’ll fucking kill someone if that happens”
  • she’ll purposefully get someone really angry and hope they get akumatized so that her test next period will be cancelled
    • marinette keeps trying to explain why she can’t be doing that but chloe doesn’t get it
    • “we learn more about hawkmoth, another civilian is saved, and i have an extra 24 hours to study for math. find me one flaw with this.”
  • she tries to sneakily drop hints to her father that queen bee and volpina should get a statue too
    • “you know. not that i care or anything. just for….symmetry. and accuracy and all that. got some preliminary sketches of the queen bee statue. again. not that i care or anything”
    • “very important to get the nose right daddy don’t mess that up.”
  • post-reveal situation, chloe’s is hands down the best at coming up with believable covers for her teammates 
    • adrien’s taking forever to recharge his kwami and get back to class and the teacher’s wondering where he is
    • chloe: “the poor darling’s been modeling so much lately that he pulled a muscle in his neck after gym classes, really awful business, he was in the nurse’s office during the entire akuma attack, he should be on his way back.”
      • chloe *texting adrien*: there’s a forged nurse’s slip in the boys bathroom, go get it. also, walk in like you have a stiff neck. don’t ask. just do it. 
  • she low-key supports chat’s idea of having a miraculous hide out for the four of them
    • “daddy knows a guy that can make it happen with no questions asked i just need to make the phone call.”
  • she flat out refuses press interviews unless she has a full face of makeup on
    • “queen bee! an interview for the – ”
    • “darlings, i really would, but it’s seven in the morning, i have no concealer on, and there’s no way im appearing on camera. go talk to ladybug.”
Jealousy Starters

FOR THE JEALOUS

“ Do I have something to worry about? ”

“ Should I be concerned how close you and  ___ are? ”

“ Why do you spend so much time with them? ”

“ It looks like you have more fun with them than with me. ”

“ I’m NOT jealous. ”

“ Would you rather be with them? ”

“ I’ll just leave you two alone, I guess. ”

“ I’m not blind, you’ve been staring at them all night. ”

“ Why are they calling you at this time of night? ”

“ Could you stop flirting with them for one minute? ”

“ I don’t like the way they look at you. ”

“ I don’t like the way you look at them. ”

“ Do they know that you’re with me? ”

“ Is there someone else? ”

FOR THE OBJECT OF JEALOUSY

“ Oh my god, are you jealous? ”

“ You cannot possibly be this insecure! ”

“ They’re just a friend, I swear. ”

“ Don’t be ridiculous, I love you. ” 

“ What is going on with you lately? ”

“ ___ is just a friend. ”

“ I have NOT been flirting. ”

“ How long have you been stressing yourself out about this? ”

“ I’m allowed to have friends, you know. ”

“ What’s your problem? ”

“ There is NOTHING for you to worry about. ”

“ You know I love you. ”

“ What are you talking about! ”