oh my god it's 6:40 am

Walking home in a snowstorm
  • 10 seconds in: holy shit it's cold
  • 40 seconds: no wind please no
  • 1 minute: ok I'm turning no more wind on my face
  • 1 minute 2 seconds: sON OF A BITCH THE WIND CHANGED
  • 2 minutes 45 seconds: my poor cheeks
  • 4 minutes: I can't feel my hands
  • 6 minutes: I can't feel my legs holy shit
  • 6 minutes 58 seconds: I am gonna die out here?
  • 8 minutes: everything is numb except my face
  • 8 minutes 10 seconds: face please go numb so I'm not in this hellish pain
  • 12 minutes 1 second: oh thank god I'm turning
  • 12 minutes 2 seconds: fuck this wind
  • 14 minutes: I see a bright light
  • 15 minutes 46 seconds: I SEE HOME
  • 17 minutes: THANK THE LORD FOR INDOOR HEATING
  • Me: at last I can relax....
  • Me: wait shit I got homework