oh my god i'm touching him

Potter Potter Potter
  • Draco: Ugh, it's always 'Potter Potter Potter!' Why is everyone so obsessed with fucking Potter?!
  • Pansy: *sigh* Draco, that's literally just you. You are the only one obsessed with Potter
  • Draco: What?! Don't be ridiculous. What about the constant rumors??
  • Pansy: You started every one of those rumors
  • Draco: The stories in the Prophet?
  • Pansy: You mean the stories you came up with and then gave to Skeeter?
  • Draco: Well explain to me all the whispered conversations I hear when I'm *trying* to get work done?
  • Pansy: You talk to yourself when you do your homework
  • Draco: The badges with his name on them?
  • Pansy: You made those
  • Draco: The songs about him?
  • Pansy: You again
  • Draco: It's not just me! The other Slytherins all make fun of him too!
  • Pansy: You threatened to ostracize us if we didn't regularly antagonize him!
  • Draco: Well surely you can't imagine I'm responsible for the rampant speculation about his sex life
  • Pansy: You literally started a betting pool about the size of his dick.
  • Draco: All the girls asking him to the dance?
  • Pansy: You offered fifty galleons to anyone who swore they would take him and then not touch him
  • Draco: The invasive fantasies about his mouth?
  • Pansy: You— wait, what?
  • Draco: The shrine to him under my bed?
  • Pansy: Oh my god
  • Lance's mum, crying: Oh my god my son you're alive I'm so happy *hugs him*
  • Lance: I've missed you so much
  • Lance's mum: I've missed you- wait who is that *points to where the space squad™ is standing*
  • Lance: haha yeah well see, that's my half alien boyfriend- I'm bi surprise!
  • Lance: and that's Shiro, yes the famous dude, and his wife Allura who is actually full alien
  • Lance: and you know hunk and pidge they've been in space with me for the last few years
  • Lance: and that's coran he's also full alien and- CORAN PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THAT- and he's basically our weird space uncle. He really likes earth and humans and I SWEAR CORAN PUT IT DOWN
  • Lance: oh yeah and I'm super famous and a hero in space and stuff and put my life in danger nearly every dad
  • Lance's mum: .....
  • Lance: haha so yeah I've missed you
making up for lost time || kim taehyung

Kim Taehyung x reader

Summary: Taehyung returns home from tour after two months, and both your cravings need satisfying.

Genre: smut/fluff

Words: 2277

warning - smut

can you buy holy water on amazon??? *places order*

Originally posted by jjks

“Tae!” I couldn’t stop myself from calling out as soon as I saw his familiar hair leave the arrivals gate. His head whipped around at the sound of my voice, his eyes desperately meeting mine and my feet were moving before I could register it. I manoeuvred my way through the crowds of people with suitcases and children huddling by their parent’s legs, and I saw him doing the same, pushing past security as our eyes locked again.

I reached the barrier before he did, and saw him increase his speed as he pulled the mask off his face and dropped his bag from his shoulder to his hand. I let out an involuntary sob as he finally reached me and dropped his bag to take my face in his hands and smash his lips against mine over the barrier. Tears were in my eyes as I desperately kissed him back, my hands in his hair as I lifted onto the tips of my toes to reach him better. The kiss was messy and tearful and we broke away only for him to duck under the barrier before his hands were on my waist and his lips on mine again.

“Oh my god. I missed you, so much. I love you.” He muttered, kissing me between every word. I let out a tearful laugh and flung my arms around his neck, pulling me as close to him as possible, and he wrapped his arms tightly around me. I shut my eyes in relief and breathed in his scent as we clung to each other, trying to make up for two months apart.

“I missed you too.” I whispered and pressed several kisses to the part of his neck that was on display. I couldn’t help myself from lingering my mouth on the tender, tanned skin there for a moment longer than necessary, and his breathed hitched as he felt my mouth press harder on the sensitive spot beneath his ear. His hands on my lower back suddenly tightened their grip and he growled, bringing his mouth to my ear.

“I’ve been without you for two months, baby, you better not tease me like that.” He whispered hoarsely in my ear, and a shiver ran down my spine at his low, threatening tone. I smirked against his shoulder and paused for a moment, lightly nipping his ear before pulling out of the hug. His hands reluctantly let me go but I didn’t miss his gaze on me and his slightly heavy breaths as I greeted the other members and he fetched his bag.

As much as I loved teasing him, I couldn’t deny my own strong desire to feel his soft, tanned skin under my touch, and how much I had missed the feeling of his hands and lips on me whilst he had been gone.

He kept his eyes on me, but didn’t say anything else as we were standing with the members, waiting for the cars to pick us up. As we stood silently behind the others, I felt his hand rest onto my lower back, and suppressed a gasp as he moved it down to rest on my ass. The air was thick between us, as the other boys chatted good naturedly between themselves, oblivious to the sexual tension. We stood as close to each other as we could without touching. I could feel Taehyung’s gaze on the side of my face, and composed myself before reaching my own hand behind my back. I rested it atop his and squeezed, forcing his hand to enclose around my ass cheek.

His only reaction was to take matters into his own hands, literally, by squeezing even harder than I had encouraged him to, and moving his fingers further down, almost reaching the hem of my dress. I chuckled breathlessly and turned my head to him, to find his dark, large eyes already boring into mine, a smirk on his face. We kept eye contact for several seconds, the electricity between us palpable, his hand still resting where I had placed it. 

I saw the vans pull up and turned my head, removing my hand and pulling away from his touch.

In the backseat, I tried to contain myself, watching his slender fingers rest on my thigh and slowly inch upwards. I forced myself to remove his hand, deliberately brushing my knuckles over his crotch as I placed his hand back in his own lap. Turning my head so my lips were against his ear I heard him breathe in sharply, his dark eyes on my hand still resting in his lap.

“Can’t wait until we get home?” I whispered teasingly, and he turned his head so our noses were touching and our lips were centimetres apart. I felt his breath against my open mouth as he spoke lowly, his eyes never leaving mine.

“Oh, you have no idea.”

As soon as the door of our apartment was closed I was slammed against it, his hands lifting me up by my thighs and holding me against it as our lips smashed together. I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck as I returned the kiss just as forcefully, leaning my head into his to deepen it. His lips quickly moved from my mouth to my neck, moving up it with chaste kissing and sucking, and I leant my head back against the wood of the door, arching my back and pushing my hips to meet his. My eyes were closed and I let out a breathless moan as he sucked on a sensitive spot under my jaw. His lips left my skin and I opened my eyes to find him staring up at me, his lips swollen and his hair dishevelled from where my fingers had been running through it.

We paused for a moment, taking each other in, before I jumped down from his hips, taking control as I pushed him against the wall and reached up to press my mouth against his, my tongue flicking out and roaming his mouth. His hands hungrily grabbed my ass and I began to unbutton the top of his shirt.

“I missed you so much.” I whispered against his mouth and he growled, pressing my hips against his where I could feel him pressing into me.

“Bedroom. Now.” He said, his breaths heavy and his eyes dangerous. We managed to separate ourselves long enough for him to hurriedly lead me upstairs. I couldn’t keep my hands off him once we reached our room, two months of separation catching up me as I unbuttoned his shirt hurriedly and ran my hands up and down his chest and arms, feeling his warm skin under my fingers whilst our lips stayed connected.

“Your turn.” He whispered huskily against my lips and I smirked, reaching my arms behind me to unzip my dress. He pushed it off my shoulders and down to my waist, his hands quickly finding my bra strap and unclasping it easily. I removed my hands from his hair only to slip my arms out of the straps and push the dress off my hips and onto the floor, and he paused briefly to take me in, a soft smile gracing his pink lips as he looked me up and down, his eyes dark. He gently pushed me down onto the bed, climbing on to lean over me, his hands roaming my bare chest. I tugged him closer by his hair, pushing my tongue into his mouth hungrily.

We moved until I was pressed against the backboard and he was in between my legs. His tongue roamed my mouth, and I moved my hand down to palm him through his tight jeans, causing him to groan against my lips. I felt myself grow wet as his hands wandered across my body and I felt how hard he was against my thigh. His lips pressed flush against mine, I marvelled at the feeling of his slender fingers on my hips, thumbs rubbing over my thighs. He moved one of his hands to feel me through the soft cotton of my underwear, and I gasped as he pressed a finger against my opening through the fabric. We continued to kiss each other hungrily, admiring the feeling of being in each other’s arms again.

One of his hands held my breast, his thumb sliding over my nipple, while the other moved down my stomach, his large, warm hands causing goose bumps to arise wherever he touched. His fingers teased down, sliding under the line of my underwear. I tugged on his hair and let out a gasp as he pulled my underwear down with his hand, moving his fingers closer to my entrance. He moved his body further down, his lips meeting my collar bone. I arched my neck as he began to slowly move his fingers in circles around my entrance and I quivered under his touch. His tongue danced along my chest all the while, sucking and biting and I closed my eyes, completely overwhelmed by the pleasure he was inflicting.

“God, Tae…” I sighed, and he grinned against my neck at how desperate I was for him, contrary to how controlled and teasing I had been earlier. He circled his thumb over my clit and reached one of his fingers inside me. I bucked my hips and gasped as he entered me and he swore against the flushed skin of my chest.

“Fuck, baby, you’re so wet.” He muttered, and I nodded, letting out a soft moan as he began to move his finger back and forth. He continued to move in and out of me, pressing kisses along my chest and my love for him surged with the incredible feeling he was able to give me. I felt the pressure build up between my legs and knew it wasn’t long before I was finished. I scraped my fingernails along his scalp as he continued his movements, painfully slowly, his tongue playing with the soft skin of my breast.

“Tae, I’m close.” I moaned, and he chuckled as I tugged on his hair, leaning my head back and panting.

“Already? You really were desperate for me.” He said breathlessly, moving another finger inside me, causing me to buck my hips and let out a loud moan. He moved both fingers slowly in and out of me, and I scratched my hands down his neck as I breathed heavily.

“I need you inside me.” I demanded, panting. His free hand ran along my ribs and up to my chest, his hand fondling my breast as he looked up at me. With one more excruciating push, his fingers moved out of me, and I whined, desperate for his touch again.

I opened my eyes to watch him unbutton his jeans and pull off both them and his underwear. His full erection on display turned me on even more, and I arched my back, aching for his touch as I watched him hurriedly slip on a condom. I felt my insides clench, watching him sitting on the edge of the bed, running his own hand over his length and breathing heavily.

“Taehyung…” I whimpered needily, and his eyes flicked to mine. His gaze darkened and he moved quickly up the bed to hover over me, his gaze hungry and his voice low.

“Say that again.” He growled, and I closed my eyes, as his breath washed over my face. He lined himself up with my entrance and with his tip almost touching me I moaned again, meeting his darkened gaze and bringing my hands to his hair before whispering it again.

“Taehyung.” The word left my mouth and almost immediately his lips were on mine, and he was sliding into me slowly. He started slowly until I was begging for more, my core heating up at the indescribable feeling of him moving inside me.

“Faster,” I murmured against his lips, and he obliged, grunting as he sped up his pace and I gasped, pressure building up once again. My hands ran over his back and our mouths sloppily moved against each other as he began to buck his hips harder into me.

“Oh my god,” He groaned, separating our lips to arch his head back. “You’re so tight.” I trembled under his touch and gasped as I felt myself reaching my climax.

“Tae, I’m going to…” I breathed, my fingernails scratching his back and my spine arching. He thrusted once more into me and I felt the pressure reach its highest point before releasing in a wave of intense pleasure. I let out a loud moan, shaking as I came undone under him. I sighed as I came down, panting as he continued to thrust inside of me before he came himself, letting out a series of harsh breaths and grunts as he opened his mouth at the intense feeling. I marvelled at his beauty from underneath him, his hair sticking to his sweaty forehead and his eyes closed in pleasure as moans left his swollen lips.

He finished, and carefully pulled out of me, breathing heavily as he collapsed on the bed beside me. He wrapped his arms around me, and I rested my head on his rising chest as we both caught our breath, sweaty and panting.

He pressed his lips to my forehead, letting them rest there as he tightened his hold around me.

“I was away for way too long.” He murmured, and I smiled against the hot skin of his chest.



music91387  asked:

Wait, we can TOUCH Fell!Palette?! Without him KILLING us?! Oh my god! I'm totally gonna take advantage of this! *hugs Fell!Palette*

Ooooohhh, you shouldn’t have done that :)


Lance couldn’t stop the tears from falling down his cheeks.
He hadn’t meant to mess up so bad in training, it’s just he hadn’t slept thanks to being kept up with nightmares of getting back to Earth and his family are long dead.
He had failed at even the simplest exercises and Allura had tried to be patient but even she had her limit and snapped at him.
Lance had managed to hold off crying until they were dismissed and he shut himself off in his room.
It hurt to be so useless, he could mess up and someone could die.
“Lance buddy?” Hunk knocked on the door “you missed dinner, is everything ok?”
Lance felt panic rise in his chest “I’m f-fine!” He said too quickly.
There was silence for a moment “that’s it I’m coming in” Hunk didn’t wait for Lance’s response and instead slid open the door.
One look at Lance’s tears stained cheeks and red eyes were enough for Hunk.
He pulled Lance onto his lap and wrapped his strong arms around him.
Lance melted into his touch hesitating for a moment before the flood gates opened.
He began to sob while Hunk ran his fingers through his hair whispering quiet words of comfort
An hour later Lance had calmed down and was fast asleep on Hunk.
Hunk kissed the top of Lance’s head “I love you buddy.”
Lance smiled in his sleep cuddling closer “love you too.”

hamilton characters as things i have said irl
  • alexander hamilton: NO I'M NOT DONE TALKING FUCK YOU
  • john laurens: tiny turtle bro how are you?
  • lafayette: i like bread.
  • angelica schuyler: touch me again and i'll pour kool aid on your head
  • eliza schuyler: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD
  • peggy schuyler: *loud sobbing to in the heights*
  • thomas jefferson: i only like the stove mac and cheese. the microwave kind can go fuck itself.
  • james madison: she's making me do homework on a FUCKING SICK DAY JFC
  • aaron burr: this is taking forever help me
  • maria reynolds: call me slut one more time and see what happens, bitch
  • philip hamilton: imma be over here dying if you need me
  • george washington: i can't figure out how to livestream, help
Critical Shipping
  • Marisha: Yeah, [Matt] would lately, after the insurgence of the Percy/Lillith fan art that started hitting, when people started shipping Percy and Lillith -
  • Laura: Oh my god, I love that!
  • Marisha: I know, it's so good. The art's SO good. So we were like okay. So, the first one that Joma did that came out where it's Percy leaving the room -
  • Taleisin: Yeah!
  • Marisha: With Lillith on the bed.
  • Laura: Oh god! Oh god!
  • Marisha: And we were like -
  • Laura: That was so hot!
  • Marisha: Aw yeah, we were like, "Aw, that's really hot!" and Matt's like, "But not canon! Not canon! Not canon!" Cut to Matt being like, "... Although you know... It could be a thing where, like, maybe Percy was staying up late and he was like working in his shop -"
  • Taleisin and Laura: *laughing and gaping at Matt, respectively*
  • Marisha: "and then Lillith comes in and she sees him -"
  • Travis: Oh my god!
  • Matt: I was just - No! That's -
  • Marisha: "And she's like 'Ya know what? We could be doing this.' And then he's like and he's feeling a bad day, so she, like, touches his cheek and they go up to the room." And I'm like, "ARE YOU WRITING FANFIC!? Are you writing Percy and Lillith fanfic, RIGHT NOW!?!"

captainpoopweinersoldier  asked:

I'm panicking. Bucky visits ivar at the library all the time while he's working and and gets all teasy and frisky, sneaking inappropriate touches behind shelves. Ivar a flustered mess all "Bucky I have to WORK - Bucky noo - oh god don't stop"

Ivar has to swallow his gasp as he’s tugged down into the non-fiction aisle, back pressed against one of the shelves. Bucky looks down at him with a dirty grin, hands clamping down on his hips. “You’re wearing my hoodie.” Bucky murmurs.

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anonymous asked:

shh imagine magnus and alec both kneeling in the sand after magnus killed that dragon demon, magnus cupping alecs cheeks and just going 'you're okay, oh god you're okay' and alec looking at him with wide eyes and kinda melting into his touch because he missed him so much and he can barely speak so he just whispers magnus' name before they both lean in and kiss and magnus whispers against alecs lips 'i'm sorry i love you i'll explain everything i missed you i love you'

Who gave you the right, Anon, who??? 😭😭😭

anonymous asked:

Nolan and Nico have been rooming together, according to an interview. And have said multiple times they have gotten to know each other. And that they're be both be happy for each other, regardless who goes first on draft day. I think it's great, and sweet that they have become friends, despite the media trying hype them against each other.

“And they were roommates!”
“Oh my god, they were roommates.”

I can’t believe? how supportive they are of each other. Truly chill, kind boys who only want the best for each other. I hope they stay in touch and become close friends and laugh at all the articles that are like “Hischier bests Patrick in pull-ups” (I think Nolan did make a joke about that).


[TRANS] 151128 Youngjae’s Instagram Updates

FROM Youngjae
Hello it’s GOT7’s Youngjae
Haha I’m not sure how I should write this “thanks to” letter. Mmm i think I have more to be sorry about than thankful. Mm First of all, the reason I was able to become a GOT7 member was mostly because of my parents and my company. My parents are really important to me. I haven’t been able to express it as much to my mom and dad, but I think I’m doing okay at it. Until I got to be part of GOT7, I’ve had a lot of troubles with my parents haha I’m sure no one would’ve expect things to become like this.

When I first passed my audition, what can I say, I’m still young but I was even younger then, so I cried..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ As soon as I passed, I called them, and seeing them happy for me made me feel really.. you know ㅎㅎㅎ To be honest, my parents didn’t want me to become a singer. They just wanted me to study, get a good job and have a stable life. Our family is actually struggling financially, but at the time I asked them to help me get vocal/singing lessons because I wanted to become a singer~ told them I’m going to learn to sing and made a fuss about it. I went to take lessons for a little bit in 8th grade, then had a hard time going due to issues at home, but I wanted to learn again during Sophomore year in high school so I really tried to persuade them haha. Regardless of knowing what I’m doing, they gave me allowance and I even worked part-time jobs without telling them haha. I’m still sorry for the things I did back then and would like to let them know I thank them through this letter (smile) (smile) And then I somehow came across JYPE audition! At first I didn’t pass. But they suddenly contacted me after a year and told me I passed, so I was really happy. Thinking back again and talking about it still makes me happy.. When I started practice, I couldn’t stay in Seoul the entire time. The days I was able to stay in Seoul for practice were Fri-Mon and I had to go back to Mokpo for the rest of the week, but the bus fare was pretty expensive. I received 100,000 won to go back and forth every week, but one day my dad didn’t have enough so he gave me 80,000 won. I told him it wasn’t enough and that I needed more. Honestly, 80,000 won was more than enough for food and bus fare, but you know there is the regular bus and the premium bus– for some reason I insisted on taking the premium bus every time. Taking the regular bus from Mokpo to Seoul would’ve cost me 20,500 won, but the premium bus fare was 30,400 won.. I remember it exactlyㅋㅋ

I begged and begged just to ride that bus and my dad would get angry at me while breaking the piggy bank, but it didn’t make me feel good (/satisfied). I felt bad, but I wanted more.. Whenever I reminisce those days now, I wonder why I was acting that way. I’m still young, but I guess I was just even younger. I don’t know if my parents would remember these things, but whenever I think back, I want to cry because I feel so remorseful. I was too young to realize then, but I’m always sorry and thankful, mom and dad! After all that, I practiced harder and became part of GOT7!! I thought, wow did I really finally debut? My parents came to see me on the day of our debut and hugged me tight.. Bear with me for rambling on but anyway!! I really wanted to tell my parents I thank them very much. I love you, mom and dad. It feels strange for someone like me to say this, but let’s all be good to our parents!

Also to all the Ahgases who always watch over us whether from afar or up close, if all of you weren’t here, we wouldn’t be either. I’m very thankful and think you’re all lovely for supporting us with love no matter what we do. I ask you to continue to love us just as you have all this time. We’ll keep working hard and become amazing singers for Ahgases. Thank you, sorry and thank you again. This became really serious unlike my personality.ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ahgase and GOT7, let’s keep going like this~~ I love you

Ahhhh and when we recently won first place wowwowaang honestly, I didn’t cry.. Rather than wanting to cry, you know that feeling of “wow it’s so overwhelming, no joke, are you sure the singer who won first place isn’t someone else??” And wow, everyone thank you so much. This doesn’t come easily and it was possible because of all your love for us. So I’m going to work even harder to do better, although the thought makes me worried at the same time. We’ll keep trying and show even better sides of us. I truly love you, IGOT7!

Ah also.. Those who are fluent in English, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, and other languages, please translate this. Our Ahgases are all smart, so you can do it! ㅋㅋㅋ Ah is this too much of a mission.. It’s because I think those from other countries can have fun reading and be happy from the translations. Anyway I love you!

Who else is there.. Friends haha I don’t have that many friends ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I came to Seoul during my Junior year and I was really lonely. I had no one until around my Senior year, when a really close hyung of mine came up to Seoul and started taking lessons! Or maybe I’m wrong. Anywho when I was in Mokpo, he took good care of me and we listened to each other’s worries, so I was really glad when he came up to Seoul too. Even though he isn’t blood-related, I’m just as comfortable around him; we talked a lot and he gave good advice when I went through hard times, and overall he made my experience in Seoul less difficult huhu. I wasn’t able to tell that hyung I thank him ㅋㅋㅋㅋ but hopefully he’ll read this and know I’m thankful ㅋㅋㅋ!

Speaking of hyung, to my real hyung! My hyung is now my vwaitwamin (vitamin) that gives me strength. He can tell if something’s wrong from just the tone of my voice, it’s scary sometimes.. Once I called him on a rough day and he constantly asked if something happened and ha (sigh) ㅠㅠㅠㅠ hyung always knows me best *tears* ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ah I’m crying too much in this letter ㅋㅋ That’s how close I was (/am) with my hyung. Oh that doesn’t mean I’m not close with my noona or anything, but I should write about her as well. Or else she’ll be upset ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎ

Actually it was my noona’s birthday not too long ago ㅠㅠ after my schedule I completely forgot about it and didn’t call her, but she called me first. Then I remembered right away ㅠㅠ I’m still trying to decide what to do for her. She says it’s okay but I want to do something.. I told her “happy birthday” through kakaotalk along with an ugly picture of me, and my noona wa very happy. If I get some days off soon, I’m planning to bring a gift to her ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Whew.. I wrote to those I’m thankful for and about the things I’ve been through, and it’s not too much or too little, but it seems I’ve had many ups and downs in life ㅋㅋㅋ There are probably more people I should thank, but I’ll write the second letter another time!

Everyone who’s always supporting me – my parents, hyung, noona, members, Ahgase, JYPE, my friends, other hyungs – I’ll work hard as the amount of support you’re giving me. Thank you and love you, always. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️★★❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Translated by: got_pang for GOT7&Co.

  • James Potter to Why has prongs added evans? :
  • James: Lily you left your book at the house yesterday.
  • Peter: oooooo why was she at our house james. why.
  • James: she was studying with Remus you prick. Change the name of this group.
  • Sirius: No way you trashed our group by adding her. now you have to live with the consequences.
  • Sirius Black changed the group name to; James has a boner for Evans:
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Lily: what is going on?
  • James Potter removed Lily Evans from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey Lily you want to come over and revise?
  • Lily: you do a biology degree? I do history??
  • James: divorced. beheaded. died. divorced. beheaded. survived.
  • Lily: ...
  • James: I'm also ordering pizza for everyone.
  • Lily: I'll be there at 6.
  • .
  • Remus: Sirius you need to stop annoying Lily.
  • Sirius: what??? how dare you... Evans loves me
  • Lily: you piss me off Black
  • Sirius: betrayal...
  • Lily: i'm sorry but you took about a thousand photos on my phone of your newly done eyebrows and filled up all my storage.
  • Sirius: you should b honoured.... Remus would b
  • Remus: Sirius, I have to spend enough time with you showing me in person.. I really don't need pictures.
  • Sirius: you guys suck. I'm adding Jamie
  • Sirius Black added James Potter:
  • Sirius: you love my eyebrows don't you James?
  • James: of course Pads
  • Sirius: awwww see
  • Lily: but Sirius my phone isn't working because of your stupid eyebrows
  • James: fuck your eyebrows Sirius.
  • Sirius Black added Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • Sirius: Pete, you like my eyebrows right
  • Peter: yeah i guess?
  • Sirius: haha! told you guys
  • Remus: ugh..
  • Lily: srsly
  • Peter: wait you've all been on a chat without me?
  • Peter: ...
  • Peter: hello?
  • .
  • James: Pete did you put my green jumper in the wash?
  • Peter: it was on the floor of the bathroom.. so yes I put it in the wash.
  • Peter: have you considered therapy?
  • .
  • Lily: hey can I come over and steal some of your food? I'm broke and hungry... plus your house is really warm for some reason?
  • Remus: Okay, but i must warn you James is doing shirtless karaoke in the sitting room with Sirius.
  • Lily: thats okay.
  • Remus: Is it now?
  • Lily: be quiet and come open your front door.
  • .
  • Lily Evans to; I guess she's here to stay then..:
  • Lily: oh my word Sirius I just looked... my eyebrows look amazing
  • Sirius: I told you. Say it. I'm a genius.
  • Remus: Oh be quiet Padfoot.
  • Sirius: Make me.
  • James: ugh guys take the sexual tension somewhere else pleaseeee
  • Sirius: gladly.
  • Lily: hahahahah
  • James: where are you right now?
  • Lily: coffee shop on the corner. Why?
  • James: because my house is no longer safe for my precious ears. I'm running away to find you.
  • .
  • James: oh my god shes so pretty
  • Peter: i know
  • James: and her eyes
  • Peter: I am aware
  • James: ugh and her hair
  • Peter: yup....
  • James: god she is so beautiful
  • Peter: so why aren't you telling her this?
  • James: don't be an idiot Wormtail.
  • .
  • Sirius: mooonyyyyyyyyyy
  • Sirius: moony my ray of sunshine
  • Sirius: light to my darkness
  • Sirius: hope to my dismay
  • Sirius: my brightest star
  • Sirius: mooooooonnnyyyyy
  • Remus: What.
  • Sirius: I love you.
  • Remus: ...
  • Remus: What did you do.
  • Sirius: I got jam on your jumper by accident... not a big deal i think i can clean it
  • Sirius: oh shit no i've made it worse
  • Remus: Fuck you do not touch anything I swear to God Padfoot. I'm coming home right now and stabbing you.
  • Sirius: I love you
  • Sirius: Remus?
  • Sirius: crap okay I'm hiding
  • .
  • Lily: Rem you're staring at Sirius' butt
  • Remus: He has a nice butt.
  • Remus: and nice hair.
  • Remus: damn I'm so gay for him.
  • Lily: I would hope so, you've been together for like two years now?
  • Remus: He has great eyes too..
  • Lily: James has nice eyes
  • Remus: :-) what
  • Lily: What? Me? What?
  • Lily: pretend i didn't just send that
  • Lily: my point is you're staring at Sirius' butt and the lecturer has noticed and is glaring at you.
  • Remus: oh shit.
  • .
  • James Potter changed the name of the group to; Party tonight and we are all going bitches get yourselves ready:
  • Remus: That's really how you're going to announce it?
  • Sirius: gets the point across, I like it
  • James: thanks pads
  • James: I've invited Lily too.
  • Peter: oooooooo
  • James Potter added Lily Evans to the group:
  • Lily: woo hoo party!!!
  • .
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James got drunkkkkk af':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'Lily got smashed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and they totally kissed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'like a proper snog alll nightttt longggggg':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James wants to sleep with Evans':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and now he finally knows Evans wants to bang him tooooooo':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'they in loveeeeeeeeee':
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Remus: He's not wrong though...
  • Lily Evans removed Remus Lupin from the group:
  • Peter: what no how did i miss this historical moment!!!!!
  • James Potter removed Peter Pettigrew from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey
  • Lily: hi
  • James: how you feeling?
  • Lily: okay i guess...
  • James: cool cool cool...
  • Lily: look about last night-
  • James: about last night
  • Lily: haha...
  • James: I'd do it again.
  • Lily: what?
  • James: I mean if you wanted to obviously! and not like drunk and sloppy like last night haha... but i would kiss you again... if you would want me to... I mean i know we're just friends and stuff but... you're really pretty is what I'm trying to say....
  • Lily: I'd like that.
  • James: what?
  • Lily: if you kissed me again.
  • .
  • James Potter added Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • Lily: I'm still here.
  • James: :-)
  • Lily: :-)
  • This was inspired by another post like this i saw a while back, but now can't find, and from suggestion i recently got.
  • Send me in any other ideas!

anonymous asked:

After Steve and Diana's night together (I totally feel that they did sleep with each other), Steve did a lot more face touching, which just gives me a lot of feelings. They (and us!) really didn't have enough time. We need more time. I'm sure the writing team can come up with a damn good way of bringing Steve back without making it seem like a cop-out.

oh my god, i know right? steve deserved more time. they deserved more time, WE DESERVED MORE TIME WITH THEM

i mean, they can easily bring him back it’s just the matter if they want to. i hope that once more people see the movie, this weekend, the next weekend, on dvd, they will start being more vocal about wanting chris pine back. because wonder woman 2 is obviously happening, and patty jenkins will be on board too, the studio and creators know that people loved steve but they also need to know that people weren’t: “wow what a good movie, shame that steve died, what’s next” but they are: “wow what a good movie, shame that steve died, i want him back, what’s next”

i am no fan of fanservice, it usually makes more mess than good, especially with tv shows, and i absolutely don’t want anyone to pressure DC and patty into anything they don’t want to do, but it won’t hurt to say how much audience loved steve and wondetrev and that they want to see it again *shrugs* 

docloudscomeinpurple  asked:

idk if you've heard but joey is going to be on Arrow and they've cast liam hall to play him. your thoughts? do you have high hopes (or any hopes at all) for a live action joey?

it came up on my facebook feed a while back actually! i was pretty surprised; i don’t follow arrow at all but i was sure they’d said joey wasn’t going to be in it. maybe he’s been received well enough in the deathstroke comics lately for the showrunners to change their minds? 

the actor they’ve chosen isn’t to my taste at all (where are joey’s blond curls???), but i think the way the character is portrayed will take precedence over physical appearance - robbie amell is my favourite live-action fred jones, after all. if joey’s just another edgy vigilante with grant or rose’s personality then i won’t be interested, but if he’s truer to his classic self (and perhaps even has his disability?) then this could be a great step forward and i’d love to see where it goes.

i don’t know enough about DC’s TV-universe (is there a better name for that? flash and arrow and supergirl and so forth) to expect good or bad things, so i’m going to push this to the back of my mind until it actually happens. it’s too exhausting to hope, but a pleasant surprise would be very welcome!

Another Klance thing woop there it is

Long Distance AU ideas

•Lance’s family keeps him on his feet at all times so he is constantly having to say brb.

•Keith always stays up to the ungodly hours of the morning just to Skype with Lance.

•Lance often comes back from the longer BRBs to a sleeping Keith, taking screenshots and having a special folder where he holds just pictures of his pretty boyfriend.

•Keith sends Lance one of his grey shirts and Lance sends him his jacket.

•the next time they skype, Keith falls asleep wrapped up in Lances coat.

•Keith cries sometimes and looks at the promise ring on his finger knowing that they’re so close to being together but it still feels like forever.

•Lance tries his best not to be upset over the distance but he sometimes cries too.

•Once they’re finally together they get 7561 tattooed on opposite wrists representing the amount of miles that separated them until now that they can touch.

anonymous asked:

Yaaaaasss, I'm a slut for tony/happiness and I would probably sell my soul for winter-thunder-iron-shield. Tony's feet would never touch the ground and he would never ever lie on a couch during movie night, because guess what? He has three giant boyfriends for pillows! Lifting him to get something from the higher shelves? Wall sex? Hell yes!

Oh my god haha you guys need to stop with this

There is no way I’m writing a fic where tony is carried every where and can’t go more than a minute without some giant trying to touch him and has to carry lube at all times because one of them might pick him up and f*ck his brains out against a wall at any given second.

Ok actually that sounds smutty and adorable and I love it

But still!!

anonymous asked:

Hellooo :) I'm looking for a fic where Bucky works at macys? I think? selling clothes and Steve messes up all the clothes Bucky folded and Bucky yells at him and ends up getting fired and then Steve feels bad so he gets him an interview and Bucky ends up tripping and accidentally touches Steve's crotch at the interview and its so awkward and aah I thought I bookmarked it but I guess not :( please help thanks

that’s Bite Your Tongue by Avaaricious and the accidental dick touching is so funny and painful oh my god

Satou before he picked up Tanaka

You know, when he was dealing those organs to make a living

And he’s like walking by himself late at night and these tough looking guys come to hassle him and he’s like playing it up, “oh my, oh dear, oh no,” touching his own face in shock, doing the shivering bit, going “oh don’t hurt me please, just take my wallet please,” and then he like kicks their asses and retrieves his wallet and does his ha ha ha ha as he walks away

Also I have a vague idea for a fic or a comic? I don’t know if I’m capable of doing a comic at this point but it would be Nightbeat getting curious and borrowing Nautica’s wrench again, and turning the beam that cancels out attention-deflectors on Rung at Swerve’s, wondering if he might be some sort of natural attention deflector.

The results are spectacular.

At first Rung is confused, wondering why everybody is staring. Then somebody points out that he has five eyes. And horns. And he’s even more confused, until he looks at his hand, sees claws, and starts screaming because OH GOD WHAT? WHAT????!!!!

I like the idea of Rung being a secret eldritch thing without even knowing it. When the beam’s off him all the weird stuff disappears again, like, it literally stops existing and can’t be touched. Some sort of quantum bullslag, Nautica explains- it’s only physical while it’s being observed.

This probably has other consequences but for now just a fun monster!Rung idea.

I’ll try to draw more of this later.