oh my god i'm so sad about this

eternal-sera-ryuka  asked:

What's wrong sweetheart?

laskjdfoiajsdf don’t mind me, I just posted a stupid sad face to the wrong dang blog because I was an incredibly overwhelmed and sad sack last night! Everything’s okay though, oh my gosh, I’m sorry you guys. Don’t worry about me! I am okay! I didn’t get squished or anything!

(I am so sorry everyone, UGH.)

my mom's comments on every act 2 hamilton song
  • What'd I Miss: oh THIS is Thomas Jefferson!!
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "turn around bend over i'll show you where my shoe fits" still more civilized than the 2016 presidential debates though
  • Take A Break: philip grew up fast
  • Say No To This: how hot was this hamilton anyway (me: what why) a lot of people seem to be in love with him i'm just wondering
  • The Room Where It Happens: this must be your favorite song, because it's about wanting to be included
  • Schuyler Defeated: *hears first four notes* i thought we already heard this song
  • Cabinet Battle #2: i wish all debates were just rap battles
  • Washington on Your Side: the fast talking guy is back
  • One Last Time: did he die
  • I Know Him: is this the king again (me: yes) oh i thought he died or something
  • The Adams Administration: "sit down john you fat motha--" i thought he was friends with john though (me: nope wrong john)
  • We Know: "my god" is it weird that his voice is soothing to me
  • Hurricane: intense
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: were the hamiltons like the kardashians
  • Burn: this is angelica right (me: no it's eliza) well the hamilton doesn't deserve her
  • Blow Us All Away: "How about when i get back we all strip down to our socks" I DONT LIKE THIS BOY
  • Stay Alive Reprise: oh no.
  • It's Quiet Uptown: i should be crying but it makes me wonder if i would be this sad if you died, and i don't know if i would be, so now i'm just guilty (me: oh my god)
  • The Election of 1800: "can we get back to politics please" i agree
  • Your Obedient Servant: this song is almost as passive aggressive as you are
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: how did she forgive him
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "the world was wide enough for both hamilton and me" wow
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: if your father cheated on me and then wrote a song about it i probably would not do anything for him again
  • Conclusion: good music but i'm still not buying you tickets

TUMBLR IS FINALLY LETTING ME UPLOAD THIS!! 

Today’s BCAC was to write a song based on a ship that you guys chose in under an hour. You guys chose Lams, and I did succeed, but tumblr decided “Hey, let’s make her wait four hours before she can post the video!”

Anyway, bitterness aside, here’s a short and sad song about Laurens and Hamilton entitled “Alone”. Enjoy!

anonymous asked:

okay...hear me out...tater is dyslexic. he's dyslexic and when he was a kid everyone just kind of figured "eh whatever he's already pretty good at hockey it's okay that he's not smart" but he was smart!!! (you know my baby fucking terminated when it came to geometry he had that shit in the BAG) and he always felt so frustrated in school because he got poor grades on spelling tests and felt sick whenever he had to read huge chunks of stuff for class - it didn't help that teachers just

thought he wasn’t trying because he was always the class clown, or they’d catch him daydreaming or zoning out. But damn did he try because he had so many good, kind feelings in his sweet, loving heart that people needed to hear, and so many logical, important thoughts that he wanted to be recognized. That was really all he wanted from school, seeing as it hadn’t done much else to help him, and he was headed overseas to play in the NHL anyways!!! But then English. Fucking English. If tater
thought cyrillic was a bitch at age seven, the english alphabet was unfathomable. And even with how hard he tries to understand it, he can still only speak it in flawed, halting phrases, which frustrates him to no end. Just because marty has good-hearted concern for tater and how he’s adjusting his rookie year (and because one of his kids is dyslexic) he keeps a list of some of the signs that tater might be struggling with the same thing… like how much he hates counting out money, how he gets
dizzy whenever he tries to read the jumbotron, his horrifying penmanship, how he’s always a smidge late to everything, how he always has like twenty vaguely redundant questions whenever he gets the new practice schedule or a copy of his eating plan, or why the font on his phone is fucking ginormous. eventually, he follows him out to the parking garage to ask him, “hey, tater tot - sorry if this is a little too personal, but have you ever heard of dyslexia?” and long story still pretty damn long
but tater FINALLY gets the love and support he needs and becomes the favorite babysitter of the st. martin children because 1. alexei + kids = everyone is happy and 2. he does his best to go through spelling and grammar homework with them before they make tissue-box/toilet-paper-roll cities for “Blanketzilla” to destroy. (BONUS - he tears up a little when he tells kent because there are so many things he wants to tell his ray of sunshine but can’t then kent tells him he loves him a bunch and
kisses away the sads OKAY I’M DONE fuck sorry for blowing up your inbox this is just a thing I could (and did) rant about for hours. alexei mashkov is a gentle boy who needs love that is all).

i am literally so emo over this?? I LOVE TATER AND I LOVE MARTY AND I LOVE KENT AND I LOVE THEM GIVING MY ANGEL THE LOVE AND CARE HE NEEDS. he’s so good he deserves so much oh my god

anonymous asked:

Hey :3 I really love your blog and your writing, it's amazing <3 Um, I have one request... I just beat the game yesterday and OH MY GOD THESE EMOTIONS! So I would be really happy if you could write something about the chocobros reacting to their s/o getting emotional when they beat a video game or see a sad cutscene or so. (Since Prompto loves video games himself I'm very curious how you think he would react ^^) Thank you and keep up the good work <3

Look… I just beat FFXV yesterday, too, and so this ask is fitting perfectly. I’m like crying because I found an extended version of Somnus (the one where she’s singing) and I couldn’t stop myself from listening to it. agh.

anyways fun fact: this is the 50th installment to the masterlist. *pops confetti*

thank you. <3


Noctis is one of those people who brushes off the sad parts of video games but is actually Deeply Affected™ by them and precisely a month later, after his s/o may or may not have gotten over the sad part, he’ll bring it up like “I can’t believe they all died at the end…” and his s/o will either be like “i just got over this how could you” or “I KNOW RIGHT,” this can go either way. He won’t shed a tear because he’s not affected on an extremely personal level, but he’s still gonna be sad about it. It’s like hearing your friend’s cousin died. It’s sad.

If his s/o is crying over a video game, you can bet one thousand gil that Prompto is crying too. Like, most of the time it’s not even from the game. He’s still deeply affected (on a deeper level than Noctis) but seeing his s/o cry makes him cry, and they’ll both be in tears very soon. He’s the one that’ll plow through and keep playing even though he can’t see the screen cause he’s crying. “Prompto, I think it’s time for a break,” his s/o will say, still blubbering, wanting to perhaps escape the game for a bit. “These poor characters have to keep going so I will too,” he responds, his voice thick with tears, and really his s/o can’t refuse that argument.

Gladio finds it kinda amusing and endearing when his s/o starts getting emotional over a video game. He had to keep himself from laughing when he heard them cursing at their game through the walls. Like… when his s/o starts crying over a part, he’ll give them a huge hug – from behind, so he doesn’t block their view of the screen – and he acts as their rock because he’s not shedding a single tear. His eyes don’t even sting. The most emotion you’ll get is a frown, maybe a curse? Because Gladio maintains this sort of detachment from fictional works so he doesn’t get so drawn in. He wants to experience it, but not be overwhelmed by it. So when his s/o’s favorite character dies, he’ll listen to them ramble and agree with them that yes, that was messed up.

Ignis kinda mirrors Marge from The Simpsons in this sense – if he comes along and his s/o is in tears, if he didn’t know about the issue previously he’ll probably ask if one of their characters has come across some troubles. Ignis, like Gladio, tries to keep himself detached from fictional works, but he’s not very good at it. He’s somewhere between Gladio and Noctis on the scale of reactions. He’ll listen to his s/o ramble about it if it’s a thing that he wasn’t there for. If Ignis was there from the beginning of the game to the point where his s/o’s favorite character died or the like, he’ll be upset, but it’s like a “I thought they were gonna die but I didn’t think they were actually gonna die” kinda sense. Still, to compare how upset he is, it’s like the feeling you get when you drop something, like “oh no” but you know it won’t break.


I totally blanked on Ignis’ part.

anonymous asked:

Okay but Bee can you imagine Shawn when he hasn't seen his girl for ages and finally gets her alone in his hotel room... I have been corrupted and I'm not sad about it

Oh my God, you’d be trying to tell him how much you missed him and he’d be falling apart trying to get you naked immediately. And when you realize how desperate he is you’d just keep talking and playing oblivious to drive him nuts until he catches on you’re fucking with him and pins you down, smiling while he tells you to “Shut the fuck up!” 

You’d kiss for so long. That deep heavy breathing kiss that makes your entire body flush with heat. His cheeks would be so pink, his lips dark. You’d have his shirt up under his arms so you can feel the heat of his sides and that curve of him right before his hips. Getting his jeans undone just so you can push your hands down the back between them and his boxer briefs to pull his ass down and push him against you. You probably wouldn’t even get fully undressed before he’d be inside you. Maybe the straps of your dress are pushed off your shoulders so he can bite the skin. Maybe your skirts pushed up and your panties are wrapped around one ankle. He’d just have to feel you as soon as possible. 

anonymous asked:

Do you think that before Flynn stole the mothership he tracked Lucy down at all? I'm sure he would have been curious about the mysterious professor who wrote his journal-from-the-future. So I can picture him finding her at her university and attending one of her lectures or something. What are your thoughts?

Oh, my god, Anon. My thoughts are I have had these EXACT THOUGHTS!

He DEFINITELY looked her up before the series starts! No doubt. None. Erase all doubt from your mind. We don’t know the degree of it. Maybe Flynn searched online for information about her. Maybe he read one of her books (a history book– not the sad, handwritten one). Maybe, yes, he even sat in the back of at least one lecture. We don’t know how far he went researching her (he’s an intelligence gathering special agent and this could actually be quite in depth– he has her tax returns), but we do know that Flynn looked Lucy up in the present day before setting his plan in motion.

And it all sounds like an interesting little possibility and fan theory, one more connection Flynn and Lucy have before even meeting face to face, but the logical part of our brain is still like, “Proof?”

How about the fact that, in the Pilot, he knew what she looked like? Yeah. Once you realize Flynn picked her out of a frantic crowd at night in front of an explosion, it hits you: “How did he know her face?” Lucy can write her entire life story in that journal. Flynn can know her mind as well as she knows herself. But unless Lucy included a photograph, he would not know her to see her. He’d pass her on the street. Conclusion: either through research or because he staked her out (attended one of her classes), Flynn was familiar with what Lucy looked like prior to meeting her in 1937.

Now, you can argue the above. You could say that one brief, mid-episode snippet is the real first time Flynn sees her. The part when he’s watching the three be arrested after he called in that tip on them.

BUT! he is very, very far away. And he’s not even the one looking through the binoculars when it happens. 

He certainly can’t make out her face. And would he really approach her later with his biggest identifier being that she had on a brown coat? Why would he WANT to leave it up to chance? Why would he risk not knowing what Lucy looks like before going into the past where he knows he’s going to run into her? I really don’t think he would.

Also (just mentioning) Flynn’s guy that Wyatt kills in the hangar knew who Lucy was, and I’m not sure what to make of it. Flynn did brief his men about her though. We know that. Because after realizing who she was (whether because Flynn passed around a picture of her or because he said she’d be the woman following them), the man said, “Flynn wants to talk to you.” So Flynn made certain his men knew who Lucy was and that, if found, she should be brought to him, presumably unharmed.

I really think it makes sense that Flynn looked her up beforehand. It makes more sense than him not doing it. Checking up on Lucy just fits Flynn’s character. Not only for curiosity’s sake, but because Flynn won’t be caught unaware again. After Rittenhouse and his family, Flynn researches, he double-checks. The man has become obsessively prepared. It’s like a compulsion he now has. He needs that sense of control so much he doesn’t even delegate unless he has to. He trusts no one. He does everything himself. He’s paranoid something will go wrong. So many episodes, he has to check the journal before allowing himself to act. Even in 1.12, he pulled it out and studied the drawing before approaching Emma’s cabin. He looks before he leaps, and you can’t tell me that doesn’t include investigating Lucy before thrusting them into the situation where they meet. He would want to know her first, familiarize himself a little better.

So yes, he looked her up before stealing the Mothership. Fight me.

anonymous asked:

oh my god so i just finished watching harry potter for the first time (i know i'm late to the party my parents were religious so i never got to read the books or anything) AND I FEEL LIKE I WAS ROBBED. You're always posting about james and lilly and they have like 12 seconds of screentime. i was so sad :( also i highkey ship harry and hermione, especially in deathly hallows p1. do u have any favorite hp blogs??? i need to join this fandom

I KNOW I HATE THAT OUT OF EVERY COUPLE IN THIS SERIES I CHOSE TO GET ATTACHED TO THE ONE THAT’S A) DEAD BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED AND B) HAVE PRACTICALLY NO INFO ABOUT THEM

i don’t follow a lot of hp only blogs so these are going to be multifandom (and they’re mostly marauder blogs too)

@padfootdidit @snapslikethis @fetchalgernon @fleamontpotter @prongsmydeer @prongsno @alrightpotter @alrightevans @gxldentrio @cupcakeblake @tamilprongspotter @jiilys @jamespottuh @diagonally @herhmione @meraudurs @howlingremus @cedricdiggory @jilys @ravehclaw @charluspotters 

anonymous asked:

That moment when Cole Sprouse said in an interview not to feel too bad about Jughead's homelessness and I'm just sat there thinking 'Well maybe you shouldn't have made him look so damn sad, Cole'

Oh my god what 😂 I need to look for this interview! But yeah, Juggie looked so cut up about it :(

anonymous asked:

Okay so I saw the confession about the anti-yoi tag and I thought "heh I'm not as fragile as these tumblr users I'm sure it's not that bad lol." so I went see...I regret it. I really do. I... I'm really sad now because of the posts I saw there. I feel like YOI is a fake, queer-baiting mess now. The ring post, the gay man talking about yoi....No. It's painful. Please, even If you think you are strong don't go there. I'm crying.

Oh my god, are you ok?! Please be ok, and this is why folks, please please PLEASE be careful if you decide to venture into the anti-yoi tag. I strongly recommend against going there, but ultimately, I can’t stop you. This is a warning, that tag can be really bad.

anonymous asked:

ok I'm curious, what in CA:CW made you ship MCU!Steve/Tony because I know before that you didn't really ship them.

honestly, it’s not so much what made me ship mcu stevetony as what made me love mcu tony

and mcu tony in cacw was very 616-like to me: less quippy, more openly fucking sad, with his guilt complex really way too obvious, with playing politics, with doing damage control and PR and all the stuff other avengers don’t want to care about, with negotiating ross and trying to keep everyone together (and failing so hard, oh my god, tony), with his self-hatred and loneliness

he’s just pretty much everything i love about tony wrapped up in a pair of the saddest most hurt eyes ever

and where do we see his most emotional reactions? in reply to steve

it’s really really obvious he cares about steve so much. really. so fucking much.

and it’s there in the first scene with ross and the avengers–steve turns to look at tony, and tony takes ages to look up, and they have this silent communication thing and i believe tony knows already then that it will go down somehow, it’ll be a mess, and he has to try and stop it

and then it only gets more obvious

there’s berlin

he starts talking to steve (and steve only) and he wants to convince him, he tries everything. he starts the conversation in a messed up suit and fixes himself because he’s really emotionally vulnerable there, he needs some kind of an armour

and he snaps at steve–give me a break. i’m doing what has to be done. to stave off something worse. because damn he believes this and he doesn’t believe he’ll convince steve, not really, but wow he has to try because steve’s his friend and this is the only way tony can take care of him now and steve’s a good man so if he agrees with tony–maybe so’s tony, and if he doesn’t…well, and damn tony wants his approval

we know how it ends. keep telling yourself that. and tony puts on his glasses, more armour, and you can’t tell me he’s not crying.

HE JUST. CARES. ABOUT STEVE. SO MUCH.

and then zemo happens, bucky happens, steve runs away

and tony talks to ross. sits down, so ross can tower over him, and tony fucking looks up and makes himself physically unassuming and begs, literally begs for a chance to bring steve in before someone’s sent to kill him instead. tony puts his everything on the line for steve then. and he’s so hurt, physically as well now, he’s bleeding, his left arm hurts (his heart hurts :))) ) and all he tries to do is to save steve

the airport scene

THE FUCKING AIRPORT SCENE

with tony having his heart on his sleeve in the most obvious ways possible

and really this whole fucking conversation

you’ve been busy

and you’ve been a complete idiot!

look at how out of it tony is already. he has a black eye (haha do you want to talk about tony opening his faceplate without prompting :))) ) and he’s so done he knows either steve goes with him or he gets killed sooner or later and steve refuses to listen. and look, tony doesn’t know what steve knows at that point. and steve doesn’t really have hard proof either.

so tony’s there trying to convince him but at the end of his line and he’s snapping and he keeps asking and his voice keeps rising and he tries and fails to compose himself so many times

i’m trying to – i’m trying to keep you from tearing the avengers apart

that fucking pause there? he looks away, he shakes his head, he can’t even talk for a moment, it’s so fucking important

steve’s answer? you did that when you signed.

he could stab him as well

and even then tony keeps trying

(do you want to talk about 616 and tony extending his hand and steve EMP-ing him)

except he’s really hurt, really done

so his trying changes into all right, we’re done and he actually spells it out for steve what is going to happen you’re going to come with us, now, because it’s US, and not a squad of j-soc guys with no compunction about being impolite

and there’s a cut to nat, and steve looking around, and back to tony, and he’s hoping, he’s hoping so hard, as if his hope can actually convince steve

he looks away too, and this little come on escapes him

and steve refuses.

(and i’d like to note how at the beginning there tony is like rhodey, you take cap, as if he doesn’t actually want to fight him himself, and then he literally says his plan was to take it easy, he never wanted a full out fight fuck everything, and then RHODEY GETS HURT and it’s all of tony’s nightmare neatly wrapped into one)

and tony watches rhodey being scanned, learns he might be crippled, knows it’s his fault because he’s tony stark, everything is his fault

and then he learns steve might’ve been right

and he leaves immediately to tell ross, to help steve

and ross threatens to arrest him, ross shows him his friends in the raft, his friends who hate him (even though tony is right! they broke the law, each and every one, willingly), and tony still begs them for a chance to help steve

and sam tells him, so tony follows steve

and their meeting is so great? tony’s wary, but yet again opens his faceplate

tells steve he was right. steve accepts his help. tony’s so relieved. he jokes. (he’d have to arrest himself. because it’s true)

it’s so light for a moment

and then zemo shows them the video, and tony watches his parents, his mum getting killed by the man steve risked everything to protect (risked tony to protect)

and tony closes his eyes at some points. he can’t watch. and then he only wants to know one thing.

did you know

and he knows the answer

don’t bullshit me, rogers, did you know

and it’s then when he snaps, just lashes out, wants to hurt bucky (and i’d like to note that even then he’s consciously trying not to kill them. he’s in his full armour. he can take on the hulk or level cities. instead he ties steve’s legs and aims at the walls to cut off their escape and the most damage he does to one of them is to blow bucky’s mechanical arm off, when he’s trying to save his own life)

and the worst line happens

i’m sorry, tony. but he’s my friend.

so was i.

but i think even then it dawns to tony … that maybe no. maybe it was only ever one-sided.

at the end, when steve has tony down and keeps hitting him, and smashes his helmet, and raises his shield–tony covers his face, and he’s convinced steve will kill him

i think steve thought so for a second too

instead, steve smashes the armour reactor. literally breaks tony’s heart. and for a few long seconds, they just look at each other. and it’s all there. all of it. all the could have beens and all the broken trust and all the things they’ll never rebuild now

i ship them in mcu now, because it’s fucking tragic, and i roll like that

but also because, my shipping glasses aside, you can totally see one-sided unrequited love on tony’s part. he really thought steve was his friend. that it ran both ways. he did it all for a man he loved.

they’re both a mess, a destructive mess at that, and we know tony, every tony, only ever wants to be loved. and honestly, after the emotional rollercoaster of tony feels in cacw? i ship them. because it’s terrible and it makes sense, and there’s this steve can only be this mad because he loved tony too

and then there’s imagine if they were in a relationship before

and steve actually calls first

and tony is left with nothing at the end. rhodey’s alive, but hurt, and tony blames himself. vision is there, but every time tony looks at him, he remembers jarvis is gone.

steve sends him a letter, and a phone, and tony doesn’t call; tony knows how it’d end. (tony’s not steve’s friend.)

steve might call.

this movie really wonderfully destroys tony, and you can argue it destroys steve, either, and this is when i’m interested in them.

Steven Universe as it progresses
  • Start of Season 1: Oh wow this new show is adorable. Everyone is so unique and sweet and the songs are awesome this is great omg
  • Halfway through Season 1: All this suspense from their backstories are killing me I need to know more?!?!?! This seems darker than the usual cartoon, I think I've been misled--also why am I shipping these things I ship
  • End of Season 1: nEW CHARACTERS oh wow and what's this with the Homeworld, I need to knOW MORE, but I'm also so worried about the gems and steven what's happening arhghsfe OH GOD
  • Season 2 so far: MY BABIES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABIES, WHY IS EVERYONE SO SAD, WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE HAPPY??? PLEASE SEND HELP I CAN'T HUG THEM AND I NEED TO
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anonymous asked:

bts reaction when they watch a sad movie with their girlfriend and teased her about how she is gonna cry but they end up crying themselves lmao I'm so bad at this but yeah thank you 🙈

this is great xD
Sorry it’s so late tho D:

BTS Reaction When They Watch a Movie With Their gf And They Cry

Jin:
“It’s not my fault I’m crying! It’s just so sad!!” *Sobs*

Originally posted by jhopies

RapMon:
“You’re such a baby, you cry too easily- oh my god. DID THEY JUST KILL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER?!”

Originally posted by hogays

Jimin:
“I don’t understand how you can watch these things, their so sad and emotional” *Wipes tear* 
“That’s the point Jimin, they’re supposed to make you feel things”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Suga:
*Cries on the inside*

Originally posted by mn-yg

V:
You would both cry together because the dog died in the movie (I’m so sorry)

Originally posted by kpop-kdrama-kvariety

Jhope:
“Me? Cry? You’re funny, I wouldn’t- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” *Stands up and starts throwing pillows after someone in the movie dies*
“Look who’s talking now” You would say with a smile

Originally posted by tbhobi

Jungkook:
*Tears in his eyes* “Jungkook are you-”
“I’m a man Jagi!” *Pouts* “I Wouldn’t cry!” *Wipes tears*
“Jungkook are you crying?”
“No! You’re Crying!”

Originally posted by jengkook

I hope that’s okay!
~Admin Luna

MBTI Types watching Sherlock The Reichenbach Fall
  • Requested by anonymous- Types watching Sherlock The Reichenbach Fall
  • *In the last fifteen minutes of the episode*
  • INFJ: Of course, Moriarty didn't have some magical code for unlocking things. It's brilliant, he knew Sherlock overlooked the human factor so he used Sherlock's weakness against him. See INTJ? You can't discredit the human factor?
  • INTJ: Yeah whatever, I'm more interested in how much planning Moriarty had to do to set this all up. Every conversation he had with Sherlock was planned to lead in the direction of the case. Amazing.
  • ENTJ: I know, why is Sherlock even the main character? Moriarty is so much cleverer than him. He set everything up so that Sherlock would be seen as a fake.
  • ESTJ: He was probably planning this from the first season. That is incredible dedication, admirable really.
  • INFP: Moriarty isn't the main character because he hurts people. Because he isn't on 'the side of the angels' like Sherlock.
  • ISTJ: See, ENTJ? Moriarty messed up and didn't realize that Sherlock could use him to call off the assassins because Good triumphs over Evil.
  • ESTP: Woah, Moriarty just killed himself to win. Now Sherlock has to kill himself. I actually kind of respect that.
  • ISFJ: But now Sherlock has to kill himself to save John, Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson. He should, terrible as it is, to save them. I'm just afraid he won't and they'll die.
  • ENFJ: Oh my god. John's showing up, and Sherlock is calling him. This is horrible. Why'd we watch this show? Turn it off, I don't want to know what happens.
  • ENTP: Shut up, ENFJ, I'm trying to figure how he's going to get out of this. He could tell them about the assassins, they could probably not get killed? Or maybe he arranged something with Molly? He said he needed her?
  • INTP: No, I don't think there's anyway out of this without consequences. As much as Sherlock pretends not to care about people he does; he's going to jump.
  • ISFP: Can you guys be quiet I'm trying to appreciate Sherlock's speech to John, its so sad that he is lying to him to keep him safe. Sherlock hates being seen as less smart then he is, this must be killing him-- Oh my god he jumped.
  • ISTP: Don't worry this show has too many followers and is way too popular to kill off their main character after the sixth episode. The writers aren't going to let all the possible money they could make with additional seasons disappear for shock value. I can bet you five dollars that by the end of the episode he'll be alive.
  • ESFP: Okay, its on. Oh look at John's face this is kind of upsetting to watch. Oh look at all the blood, doesn't look like he's alive ISTP, does it?
  • ESFJ: Now they're at his grave. I feel so bad for Mrs. Hudson, she was practically his mother. Or at least she like it. She's probably thinking about how she's going to miss all the crazy things he did. Now I really sad.
  • ENFP: What's John going to say? This must be killing him. 'Don't be dead'? How can three words tear my heart in two? *Camera zooms over to an alive Sherlock* Oh my god how????? WTF???
  • *Screen goes black, credits roll*
  • *Pandemonium ensues*
  • *ESFP hands ISTP five dollars*
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ASK MEME
  • "I need to assert my dominance as a man!"
  • "What is wrong with you? You have a mother!"
  • "In hypothetical terms, you scored last night."
  • "Do you like magic?"
  • "I'm like Yoda, except instead of being green and little, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda."
  • "Are you acting out the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with dolls?"
  • "I have you. I don't need to wait for it anymore."
  • "What would you expect? You've seen my penis."
  • "That makes me want to join a gym so I can get super strong and punch you really hard in the face."
  • "Oh my god, can you just be cool?"
  • "I don't love her, okay? I just miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown seude vest. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend!"
  • "I can't just go say hi!"
  • "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
  • "We met at the urinal."
  • "I was a teenage popstar in Canada."
  • "I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people."
  • "One out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute."
  • "Love is the best thing we do."
  • "Playing loser tag is awesome!"
  • "Ouchy in my mouth."
  • "I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!"
  • "I don't care if you have an orgasm! If you care, you do it!"
  • "He can't be pregnant. You have to have sex to be pregnant."
  • "I think you were in love and you messed it up."
  • "Everyone's leaving me and I don't like it!"
  • "Last week, I went out with a girl whose favourite band was Glee."
  • "What are the chances that we're both serial killers?"
  • "When I let a day go without talking to you, that day's just no good."
  • "I'm always gonna love you. Til the end of my days, and beyond."
  • "Love doesn't make sense!"
  • "You make me happy. You make me happy all the time."
  • "Do you want them? I hate olives."
  • "Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward."
  • "Good luck on your date, I hope she's everything you're looking for"
  • "Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore."
  • "There is no one hotter than God."
  • "OK, here’s my thing – if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works. they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like… now everyone gets manicures."
  • "I keep waiting for something to happen."
  • "Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself."
  • "This font is often mistaken for Helvetica, but actually, it's Helvetica bold."
  • "I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation."
  • "I'm really into you. I just can't be with you...right now."
  • "Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can"
  • "I finally found the one. Her name is bacon."
  • "Why is no one coming to my happenings?"
  • "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!"
  • "If you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me."
  • "The only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars."
  • "Chicago? Is that even a real place?"
  • "I'm sorry I don't have time for your drama right now. My fiance is missing."
  • "Just tell me. Do you love me?"
  • "Is there any way we could just go back to normal?"
  • "I only know of one truly platonic relationship."
  • "Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?"
  • "Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging."
  • "You hate women and women hate you."
  • "Why say goodbye to the good things?"
  • "You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing. It's sad."
  • "You have to let me dance my own battles!"
  • "New is always better!"
  • "If you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe."
  • "Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things."
  • "The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting but it’s a mistake. "
  • "You took my infant child to a strip club?"
  • "When you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly."
  • "I don't get lonely. I have five dogs."
  • "People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is, that guy is a genius."
  • "It's not cheating if it's on the phone, right?"
  • "Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny?"
  • BPD: wait ten minutes then regret every irreversible decision you've ever made even though you were really excited about them before now
  • BPD: spend lots of money that you don't have on peacock painting even though you don't like peacocks and don't have need/room for anymore paintings right now.
  • BPD: lay on top of your significant other and tell them you love them more than anything
  • BPD: break up with your significant other. what were you thinking? You hate them.
  • BPD: no but wait I love you come back
  • BPD: u want to die. u are garbage. Nothing. U suck.
  • BPD: Oh. Sad. Here's two bags of chips, a pint of ice cream, 1/2 pound of chicken salad, ninety-two m&ms, and a gallon of strawberry mango smoothie
  • BPD: why am I so fat oh my god I'm never eating again
  • BPD: I AM SO FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT LIFE RN I BET I CAN CLEAN THIS ENTIRE HOUSE AND REUPHOLSTER THE FURNITURE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
  • BPD: nope
how he is with you - il volo - Piero Edition

I’m pretty sure being with Piero would be holding hands. always. you won’t even know how it happened. one second you won’t be holding hands, the next you are. If you’re dating Piero, you’re probably just honestly and breathtakingly beautiful. and you probably don’t know it either, no matter that he tells you countless times throughout the day, daily. But you’re probably somehow every bit as adorable as he is, too. He would probably take you on drives, typically during the night. just so he can be with you in peace. His hand will probably rest on your thigh as he drives, and he’ll probably be stealing glances at you as you talk. He probably loves talking to you, connecting with you, and you probably have a lot in common. He probably loves doing sweet things for you, like buying you flowers just because they reminded him of you or because he thought you’d like them. and so much spontaneous dancing!!! He’ll probably just take your hand and begin to twirl you around at any time, or any place. and he is constantly singing. constantly. tbh he probably can’t stop thinking about you. you’re probably nothing less than a little sweetheart. and you’re probably very considerate of others’ feelings. and that’s one of the reasons why he loves you. You and he probably go out for breakfast at a lot of cafes or coffee shops. Okay honestly his favorite thing is probably just laughing with you. you love making each other laugh. and you know what? he probably calls you something really adorable too, like felicità mia or dolce mia. He’s probably so excited about your love, about being in love with you. Piero is probably the guy who would scream to the world how much he loves you, and he wouldn’t care who heard or looked at him funny. and let me tell you; SO MUCH KISSING. SO. MUCH. KISSING. forehead kisses, cheek kisses, nose kisses, neck kisses, lip kisses… he probably loves admiring your beauty. and you’ll probably catch him staring a lot haha. And before bed you probably whisper to eachother before one of you falls asleep. and the cuddling! he probably loves cuddling oh my god. he probably loves holding you in his lap with his arm around you and his other hand on your leg. and when he takes his glasses off he probably just puts them on you until he wants to put them back on again. He’s probably very random. and he’s not afraid to get that bug out of the room. And he most definitely thinks about your future together. where you’ll get married, how many kids you’ll have, where you’ll live, probably even what the paint colors of the bedroom will be. he probably likes to cook for you too. when he’s asked about you in interviews he probably gets that wonderful smile on his face. and he probably won’t be able to stop smiling to speak, so the other boys will probably step in to tell about how cute he is with you and how much he loves you. (so much, he loves you more than anything) He probably gives the best hugs. Piero would probably always talk you out of your sadness. he’d probably hold your head in his hands and gently bring your eyes to meet his and he’d tell you ‘everything will be alright.’