oh my god i'm obsessed with my eyes like they look weird to me

anonymous asked:

okayyyy this may sound silly buttttttt, how would the RFA+V&Saeran (i'm so sorry if it's too much) react to their smol s/o's face always being red? like not blushing bUT THEIR S/O HAS RED CHEEKS ALL THE TIME. thank uuuu

This is literally one of the cutest requests ever oh my gosh! I’m sorry if they’re a little on the short side, I had two projects due today because my professors hate me so I didn’t have a lot of time to write them longer ugh. But I still sincerely hope that you enjoy and thank you for the request!! :D


Yoosung

  • Yoosung absolutely adores your red cheeks!
  • He literally squealed with happiness the first time he saw you because oh my gosh how can someone be so cute?
  • Yoosung blushes and his own cheeks turn red a lot so he gets it
  • He’ll constantly tell you how cute you look
  • He totally pinches your cheeks all of the time because of your cuteness like you may give this boy a heart attack of from your cuteness
  • Random cuddle sessions because when Yoosung thinks someone/something is cute, he’ll cuddle the heck out of them
  • You and Yoosung become the cutest, red cheeked couple ever~

Zen

  • At first, Zen thinks that you just blush all of the time
  • “I know that I look like a god but babe you don’t have to blush all the time when you’re around me~”
  • Zen no
  • Once he finally realizes that your cheeks are naturally red all of the time he dotes so much over you
  • Will always tell you how adorable you are because of your cute little red cheeks 
  • Zen starts taking almost fifty pictures of you a day because he thinks that you’re just so adorable
  • He’ll also always show you off when the two of you are out and about because he wants everyone to know that you’re the most adorable person ever and just adores your cute little red cheeks

Jaehee

  • Jaehee thought that you were sick when she first noticed that your cheeks were red
  • But when you explain to her that they’re always like that she’s in love
  • Will literally just look at you and go “Awww!”
  • She smiles like ten times more than usual because you generally make her happy but she just finds you so precious
  • Will beat the crap out of anyone who dares to say anything negative about your red cheeks
  • She’ll sometimes just stare at your face because you’re so precious and when you look at her, she starts to turn red in the cheeks herself

Jumin

  • Jumin’s kind of confused at first when he notices that your cheeks are red 24/7
  • He legitimately thinks that you’re sick and starts calling six different doctors to come check on you
  • You have to calm this poor man down and explain that you’re not sick, your cheeks are just always red
  • Instant relief, but it just makes him more confused like why are they like that?
  • But he eventually grows to love it and Jumin will often give small kisses to your cheeks, with him telling you how beautiful you are
  • Jumin becomes kind of obsessed with how beautiful your cheeks are and has a blurry photo taken by him as his phone screen saver

Seven

  • Seven thought that he was going to have a heart attack from the cuteness that is you when he first saw you
  • He will literally just poke you cheeks all of the time and if you ask him why he’s doing it, he’ll say it’s because you’re so cute
  • Seriously you two will be watching a horror movie and right when it gets to a jump scare Seven will poke your cheeks
  • Seven, my boy, please chill
  • If you’re ever feeling insecure about your red cheeks, Seven will put on some of his cosplay makeup blush so he looks just like you
  • Seven will constantly tell you how cute you are because in his eyes, you really are the cutest person in the world to this dork

V

  • V still can’t see very well, basically his vision is pretty blurry here
  • So when he first meets you, he doesn’t really notice your red cheeks
  • But when he leans in for a kiss for the first time, he hesitates and asks if you’re sick
  • Precious boy is so concerned about your health bless him
  • You tell him that they’re just naturally red and he’s like whoa
  • This might sound weird but he’ll just kind of lay his palm on your cheeks
  • It becomes sort of a new relaxing thing for V to just touch your cheeks and feel the warmth from them, it’s basically the sweetest thing ever

Unknown

  • Saeran’s super confused why your cheeks are red and will constantly question you why they are
  • You tell him that they’re just naturally red, nothing more or less
  • He starts hesitantly touching your cheeks, muttering how cute they look
  • One day Saeran sees that you’re upset because someone made fun of your cheeks
  • Home boy wants to go and murder the douche but he knows that he should comfort you first
  • So he places a nervous kiss on your cheeks, telling you without muttering that you’re beautiful to him and that’s all that matters
  • Now Saeran will constantly kiss your cheeks and makes sure you know that he loves every part of you, especially your cheeks

anonymous asked:

Heyyy! Thanks for your very creative writing, I totally understand if you reject my request, bc it can be a little weird, but I would like to know how would RFA + Saeran and V react to MC lyric pranking them with Ariana Grande's songs, or maybe she's just trying to send them a message through the song's lyrics? I'm a huge arianator and I would love to see that, since you're very inventive, maybe you could put them together somehow? Thank you so much!

Yeah, I almost rejected this one, but I really like Ariana too, so I went with your second option, but I choose mostly “Dangerous Woman” songs… hope that’s what you wanted! It was pretty fun ^


RFA + Saeran and V reacting to MC quoting Ariana Grande

Zen – Into You

  • You are totally ready to get intimate, but he keeps holding back because of THE BEAST
  • So you call him when we went out to buy some groceries, he picks it up right away: “Hey, babe! I miss you so much! What are you up to?”
  • “I’m so into you I can barely breathe, and all I want to do is to fall in deep. But close ain’t close enough till we cross the line, so name a game to play, and I’ll roll the dice…”
  • “B-Babe, what are you talking about? G-Games?”
  • “Oh baby, look what you started! The temperature is rising in here, is this gonna happen? Been waiting for you to make a move before I’ll make a move…”
  • “Oh princess, you… you’ve been waiting for my move? But I… I’m a gentleman, MC…although I would like to see your moves…  I mean, I…”
  • “So baby, come light me up! And maybe I’ll let you on it… a little bit dangerous, but baby, that’s how I want it…”
  • “D-Dangerous? You wanna see the beast? But I want to be always a gentleman in front of you, MC… I…”
  • “A little less conversation, and a little more touch my body, cause I’m so into you! Into you! Into you!”
  • “Wow, you’re really into me, then…  I… I didn’t know that, MC. Well, if that’s what you really want…”
  •  “SO TELL ME WHAT YOU CAME IN FOR! CAUSE I CAN’T WAIT NO MORE! I’M ON THE EDGE WITH NO CONTROL! AND DARLING, I NEED YOU TO KNOW…”
  •  You were going to repeat the chorus, but then Zen came in suddenly and carried you to the bedroom. “I loved everything you said to me, except for the ‘maybe I’ll let you on it’, if you really want the beast, you better let me on it!” Oh boy…
  • God bless Ariana Grande!


Yoosung – Moonlight

  • He’s probably an arianator too lololol
  • So he thinks it’s really cute when you call him and recite “Moonlight” for him
  • “The sun is setting, and you are right here by my side and the movie is playing, but we won’t be watching tonight, every look, every touch, makes me wanna give you my heart. I’ve been crushing on you, baby. Stay right where you are…”
  • “Oh… that’s so sweet, MC, I… I’m blushing really hard, because you’re so cute and…”
  • “I kiss your fingertips as I wish you’re all mine. You’re giving me Elvis with some James Dean in your eyes…”
  • “Wow, they’re pretty cool and manly guys, MC, I didn’t know you really see me like that…”
  •  “Put your lips on my neck, make me want to give you my body. I’ve been falling for you, baby… and I just can’t stop…”
  • Blushing mess, he didn’t expect for you to say that part of the song… “Wh-What? You – You mean it, MC? I… I…”
  • “I never knew you could have moonlight in your hand till the night I held you. You are my moonlight!”
  • He’s so red because he instantly remembers last night with you… oh so that’s why you picked this song… he’s still a mess, but he wants to play along: “You’re so bossy, you make me dance! Tryna sit in the back of your whip and just cancel my plans” which were playing LOLOL, basically.
  • Then you continue: “Sweet like candy, but you’re such a man. ”
  • And you finish together: “You know just what you do when you hold me tight and you call me moonlight too.”
  •  “You mean it, MC?” “Yes, you can come over, I’m waiting…” “No, I mean… about be being ‘such a man’?”


Jaehee- Greedy

  • You’re still friends, but you want to be something more… you’ve been dropping hints but she’s very oblivious, so maybe it’s time to be more direct…
  • Yet you don’t want to be too direct… so you call her and let Ariana Grande speaks for you:
  • “Girl, you give me feelings, never felt before. And I’m making it obvious by knocking at your door. You know I’m coming tonight, I know I’m coming tonight, don’t want to deny it anymore…”
  • “I don’t understand, MC, and… yes, I know you’re coming tonight, we live together…”
  • “Baby, you got lucky cause you rocking with the best and I’m greedy. So greedy!”
  • “Are you trying to tell me you want a salary increase? Well, we can discuss that, you’ve been a great partner and…”
  • “I ain’t talking money, I’m just physically obsessed, and I’m greedy! So greedy! GREEEEDDDYYYYYY!”
  • “MC, are you okay?”
  • “I don’t need a phone call! Got nothing to say, I’mma tell you when it’s over, got no games to play…”
  •  “Okay, so why don’t you tell what you’re trying to say in person?”
  • You take a deep breath: “You know that I’m greedy for love…”
  • “What? No, I don’t… I… MC? You’re greedy for… my love?” “Well, I… yes, Jaehee.”
  • “Oh… that’s interesting, I told you I’ve been getting pretty greedy myself too…” WAIT! Was she trying to drop hints too? You are shocked, but in a very good way…
  • “So let’s talk about it when you come tonight.” You’re not seeing her, but you know she’s smiling…


Jumin – Touch it

  • He’s been away on a business trip and, it was a sudden decision and he didn’t even say a proper goodbye, you were a little sentimental, but still missed him.
  • You call him late at night, when you’re pretty sure he’s not workig anymore, he picks up: “MC, I apologize for…
  • “How do I make the phone ring? Why do I even care? How are you all around me when you’re not really there? How do I feel you on me when you’re not on my skin?”
  • “Well, princess, you’ve got a great amount of questions, huh? And some pretty bold ones…do you have the time to get the answers?”
  • “Cause every time I’m with you I go into a zone. And I remember all the places you wanna go… Take me all the way! Ain’t nobody gonna touch it! Touch it! Touch it!”
  • “I’m not following, honey… but if you want to come with me on my next business trip, I would be delighted… and why do you keep saying to ‘touch it’? You have any idea how tempting you sound right now? ”
  • “How do you know I’m breathing when I’m holding my breath? Why don’t we face the danger just for the night and forget? Baby, let’s just forget…”
  • “’Danger’? Kitten, you shouldn’t play with me like that… you know what happens when you tease me…”
  • “Cause every time I see you, I don’t wanna behave! I’m tired of being patient, so let’s pick up the pace… take me all the way!”
  • “Well, if you insist so much, kitten… tell me, what are you wearing right now?”
  • God bless Ariana Grande!²


Saeyoung – Dangerous Woman

  • He’s been locked on his office for a few hours now, he even got a little snappy and told you to stay away when he’s dealing with dangerous stuff…
  • You know he always picks up your calls even when he shouldn’t… “What do you want, MC? Didn’t I tell you to stop calling me when I’m working?
  • “Don’t need permission, made my decision to test my limits! Cause it’s my business, God as my witness, start what I finished… no need to hold up taking control of this kind of moment. I’m locked and loaded, completely focused, my mind is open…”
  • “Well, I’m locked and loaded too, but you don’t let me focus! What… what do you want, anyway?”
  • “All that you got, skin to skin… Oh my god! Don’t ya stop, boy!”
  • “S-Stop with what? What are you saying, woman?”
  • “Somethin’ about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman. Somethin’ about you makes me wanna do things that I shouldn’t…”
  • “Like calling me while I’m at work? Stop… stop teasing me, MC… it’s very hard to focus… maybe later we can talk about this…”
  • “I wanna savor, save it for later. The taste of flavor, cause I’m a taker, cause I’m a giver, it’s only nature… I live for danger!”
  • “Oh, is that so? Tell me… tell me more, then…”
  • “All girls wanna be like that, bad girls underneath like that, you know how I’m feeling inside…”
  • “Okay, MC. Hold that thought, I’m coming to you…”
  • You smirk, and then Saeyoung comes in to the room in a full cosplay of Ariana Grande’s bunny outfit, he even got the ponytail! You are shocked… at how much you’re turned on by this… “Saeyoung…I…”
  • “Nothing to prove and I’m bulletproof, and know what I’m doing! The way we’re movin’ like introducing us to a new thing…” his crossdressing kink is not really that new to you but… “Are you ready to be my Mac Miller, MC?” okay, this is new, tho


Saeran  - Best Mistake

  • You’ve had a pretty bad fight, neither one of you want to be the first to apologize, but you really regret the things you said…
  •  You call him, expecting him not to pick up, but he does… “WHAT?”
  • He seems pretty mad, you forget what you wanted to say… and then this comes to your mind: “As soon do we forget how we fell, dealing with emotions that never left, playing with the hand that we were dealt in this game…”
  • “What game, are you drunk?”
  • “Maybe I’m the sinner and you’re the saint. Gotta stop pretending what we ain’t, why we’re pointing fingers, anyway? We’re all the same…”
  • “We’re not the same! Don’t say weird things like that! I… don’t want to fight with you again…”
  • “Break-up, make-up… total waste of time! Can we please make up our minds and stop acting like we’re blind?”
  • “Are you trying to give me a ultimatum? How bold of you… why… why are you doing this?”
  • “Cause if the water dries up, and the moon stop shining, stars fall and the world goes blind, boy… you know I’ve been saving my love for you… for you…”
  • “Have you… for real? MC, I… I don’t want you to feel you made a mistake being with me… I know how messed up I can be and… it can be pretty hard for you…
  • “Cause you’re the best mistake I’ve ever made, but we hold on… there’s no pot of gold in the rainbows we chase, but we hold on…”
  • “Okay, you said what you want to say, it’s my turn now…” he takes a deep breath… “I guess times wasting, tick tocking, lip locking… How can we keep the feelings fresh? How do we zip lock them?” oh my god… is he reciting Big Sean’s rap?
  • “Hold love! I know love can be a beach with no shore. I done count to ten, lost my temper and went back to four… I know sometimes it’s hard to realize I’m the man that you need… I had a dream we branched out, started a family tree…”
  • “Wait! Have you?”
  • “I wish that you were happy! I guess that’s the one thing I should be providing…Ain’t no number twos, we both ones and ones, we the oddest…”
  • “Well, I guess , but…”
  • “Couple only human except you, you a goddess… only lying to you when I lie you down, just being honest! When you start as friends, it’s hard to say you’re never going back… If I’m not the one, then I’m the best mistake you ever had.”
  •   “Saeran… you are the one for me, and… wait! How do you know this song?” “Well, you keep listening to it, I pay more attention to you than you think, you know? So… please come back home so I can… lie you down.” “Oh my God, Saeran…” you blush. “What? Just being honest…”


V – One Last Time

  • You’ve had a fight, it was weird and at some point between the anger, he called you Rika.
  • You were so confused and hurt, so you just stormed out of there, you’ve had a little too much to drink and called him, even thought you had no idea what to say.
  • He picks up. “MC, where are you? I was so worried… there’s so much I want to say to you…”
  • “I was a liar, I gave into the fire! I know I should’ve fought it! At least I’m being honest… Feel like a failure, cause I know that I failed you, I should’ve done you better, cause you don’t want a liar…”
  • “A liar? What are you talking about, love?”
  • “And I know she gave you everything, but boy, I couldn’t give it to you… And I know that you got everything, but I got nothing here without you…”
  • “MC, is this about Rika? Please don’t say that…”
  • “So one last time I need to be the one who takes you home… One more time! I promise after that, I’ll let you go!”
  • “Let… let me go? Are you breaking up with me, MC?”
  • “Baby, I don’t care if you got her in your heart! All I really care is you wake up in my arms… One last time, I need to be the one who takes you home…”
  • “Take me home? But you’re the one who left… wait, are you… are you drunk?”
  • “I don’t deserve it! I know I don’t deserve it! But stay with me a minute…I’ll swear I’ll make it worth it!”
  • “MC, I’m asking Seven to track you down right now! I’m coming to you, don’t do anything you’ll regret later!”
  • “Can’t you forgive me? At least just temporarily? I know that this is my fault!I should have been more careful…”
  • “I should be the one saying that, my love…”
  • A few minutes later, he finds you at a bar, you want to say something, he just hugs you tightly, stroking your hair.
  • “V, I’m… I’m sorry if I’m not her, I’m doing my best! I mean… not now, but I…I want to fill this void inside you…” “You already do, my love, I was just caught up with the moment, and I feel so bad… just focus on being you, because you’re the one I love…I got you, and only you, in my heart…” he kisses you, and you know he’s trying not to act too desperate for your lips…
  • “And I would be more than honored to wake up in your arms, but I hope this isn’t the last time…” “It won’t, I promise…”
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the secret santa au

suggested by @iggydabirdkid! at literally 11:59 PM but it’s still december 1st nonetheless. will you ever know what sombra’s gift is? probably not.

  • one of the truly beautiful traditions (started by tracer) of overwatch is the yearly secret santa
  • everyone from overwatch’s invited, and their significant others, which means that talon’s invited too.
  • it’s easier to get gifts for some than it is for others.
  • take winston
  • last year, lena bought him a monthly delivery of a ten-kg jar of peanut butter (lasting for a year) and no one had ever seen him look so happy
  • and then you have sombra and no one knows anything about her so congrats to that lovely person who has to get her a gift
  • they all sit around in a circle on december 1st and lena claps her hands like a little kid and widow pretends not to be endeared
  • s76 holds a santa hat in his lap, filled with slips of paper
  • one by one, each person (or robot) comes up and takes a paper
  • (HI GUESS WHO I PUT TOGETHER YEP IT’S THE SHIPS™ BET YOU’RE SURPRISED)
  • (and because i’m symbra TRASH this is mostly gonna follow their quest for gifts)
  • symmetra opens her slip and sees, in neatly printed, bright purple words, ‘SOMBRA’.
  • she kinda freaks out a little bc she expected to get bastion or something but then she just sits and thinks.
  • while satya’s thinking, sombra retrieves her slip, and sees symmetra’s name written on it in pastel blue
  • internally she’s like ‘YASSSSS BISHHH’ because she has a massive crush on satya but she keeps a poker face
  • she looks up to see satya studying her intently, and blinks.
  • ‘hey, princesita!’ she calls, and satya looks up, flushing, and she’s really cute and- wait. up. her eyes went up.
  • up. which means they were down before. which means they were looking at sombra’s lips. sombra files that away and makes a mental note to obsess over it later.
  • ‘what ya lookin’ at?’
  • satya blinks at her, then turns and walks away. sombra looks after her, confused.
  • ‘don’t mind her!’ lena calls, and then abruptly there is an orange mass flying at her. tracer comes to a stop just in front of her, but her momentum sends them both tumbling.
  • lena leans in close. ‘she’s a bit shy around people she likes.’
  • and then she blinks away, and sombra’s eyes go wide.
  • likes. satya likes her.
  • oh.
  • she spends the next twenty-four days at literally every store in the world (courtesy of hacking)
  • jewelry? would satya like jewelry? no. she can make her own out of hard light. sombra blows out a sigh and speeds past to the next store.
  • ‘sombra,’ gabe says over the com. ‘we’re on a mission.’
  • ‘and tokyo has some of the best gift stores in the world.’ sombra snaps. she got two hours of sleep last night and she’s really stressed. ‘your point?’
  • ‘that we’re still part of a team dedicated to killing people and you can’t just leave. sombra, just get her something and come back.’
  • sombra yanks her fingers through her hair frustratedly. ‘i can’t just get her something, gabriel, amélie, you don’t understand! i have to make a good impression and she’s beautiful and kind and i want her to trust me because when she smiles i feel like my insides have reoriented themselves and i just want her to like me, and so many people don’t that it’s not hard to think she won’t either, but i just really want her to smile at me and think i’m a good person and i need- joder, i just need a gift!’
  • ‘well, here we are,’ gabe says, and sombra turns to see amélie and gabriel, dressed in street clothes, widow with aviators perched stylishly atop her nose.
  • ‘first,’ widow says, rubbing her hands together, ‘you need an element.’
  • ‘a.. wha?’
  • ‘element. let’s see. what does satya like?’
  • ‘i don’t know- wait, actually, i do. neat things. pretty things. useful things?’
  • ‘so aesthetic, maybe a bit of practicality. let me guess. blue. good. gabriel?’
  • ‘you’ll need some sort of blue cloth, perhaps. and something to counter it- perhaps purple would work, considering your colour scheme. it has to be something from the heart.’
  • ‘why- i thought the mission-’
  • ‘the mission can fuck itself. we’re here for my little sister.’ 
  • ‘and my daughter,’ gabe adds, and sombra’s legitimately tearing up a little.
  • widow whips a cell phone out of her leather trench coat and dials a number, speaking in rapid-fire french. she looks up after a moment.
  • ‘paris fashion boutique. they can have premium blue silk in ten minutes.’
  • ‘make it two,’ gabe says grimly, and moves through the rack of japanese silk, picking out a light purple number and reaching for one of the daggers in widow’s boot. he slices through the cloth, cuts it into the shape of symmetra’s design spray.
  • widow hangs up. ‘got it.’ she tosses a really expensive package of blue silk at him, and he takes it, cutting it into a cool design and gluing the two together. a clerk runs toward them, staring at the scraps of cloth that are probably worth more than a few million dollars, and amélie tosses a cheque down before they disappear.
  • ‘think about it,’ gabe says as they hold onto the grappling hook (which is attached to a nearby plane). ‘what do you think symmetra would appreciate?’
  • ‘i don’t know.’
  • ‘well, what do you like?’
  • ‘hacking. and horchata caliente. and girls.’
  • ‘hey, amélie!’ gabe shouts. ‘is symmetra into girls?’
  • amélie blinks, shrugs. gabe sighs.
  • ‘we’ll think of something.’
  • they do.
  • the day rolls around, and sombra approaches symmetra nervously.
  • ‘hi,’ she says, hands behind her back, and satya looks at her and grins. sombra tingles.
  • ‘hello,’ she says. ‘did we get each other?’
  • ‘it seems so.’
  • ‘excellent! i’ll go first.’
  • symmetra reaches out, and sombra blanks, because satya’s touching her hand oh my god she may not live to see tomorrow oh my god oh my god fuCK HOLY FRICK WHAT DOES SHE DO DOES SHE- ARE HER HANDS SWEATY THIS IS BAD OH HECK HECKITY HECK
  • symmetra smiles. ‘and… done!’
  • sombra blinks, looks down, and flexes her fingers to see if they’re still in shock. to her surprise, her nails do something weird and suddenly she has fuckin claws like wolverine what the hell
  • they’re purple. sombra appreciates that.
  • ‘there.’ satya smiles adorably.
  • ‘HOLY SHIT I COULD KISS YOU I FUCKING LOVE WOLVERINE OH MY GOD CAN I KISS YOU-’
  • silence.
  • ‘um. i didn’t mean to-’
  • satya kisses her breathless.
  • she pulls back after a moment, fingers skating over sombra’s jaw, and for the first time in her full however many years of life, sombra’s rendered speechless.
  • ‘the gift-’ sombra stutters, and satya smiles at her, and her heart melts.
  • ‘we have time for the gift, later.’
  • she pulls her close.
  • ‘right now, i have you. and you’re the best present i could wish for.’

cupcakewitchery  asked:

Okay, so I'm not sure if fic requests are actually closed, because I know you said earlier they were open and you just couldn't change it because you're on mobile, or if you're only taking requests for certain things. BUT. If you are taking requests. After reading that prompt list inspired by your brother's (clearly horrible) gf, I NEED a Peter Maximoff fic with "I just don't think Evan Peters is that attractive." IF you are taking requests.

I’m literally screaming? Like, imagine a world where both Evan Peters and Peter Maximoff co-existed. The only downside is that the X-men movies wouldn’t exist, but X-men would in real life? it’s so weird?

This is a Modern Day!AU.

Originally posted by imaginecabin


Title: Identical.
Pairing:
Peter Maximoff x Reader. (Implied Evan Peters x Reader.).
Words:
1094.
Rating:
T. (Mentions of Sex).

“Hey, babe.” Was usually the first thing you heard in the morning while walking to your first seminar, and the mere sound of the voice saying it was enough to make your heart flutter. A small peck to your cheek was placed, and his dark, on the verge of black, brown eyes locked with yours as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders. He wasn’t wearing a sweater this morning, which surprised you a small bit. It was starting to get bitter cold in the morning time, and walking from your dorm to the tech building across campus was your least favorite thing. But, Peter made it worth while as he held onto you tightly, his body heat slamming against your skin. It amazed you how hot he was, his fingers brushing up and down your arm. You could feel the warmth of his touch, even through your sweater.

“Hey.” You finally replied, awake enough now to acknowledge that your boyfriend had come to your rescue before you passed out walking. Tucking a piece of hair behind your ear, you gazed up adoringly at the speedster you had the pleasure of calling your boyfriend. You could see the dark circles under his eyes, as the morning sun was finally rising. It illuminated his pale skin, making Peter look even more godly than he already did. He was wearing a pair of sweatpants, and his old school Metallica t-shirt. Chuckling, you bumped a bit carelessly into his side, knowing he’d catch you before stating in a lethargic tone, “You look tiiiiiired.”

“I’m always tired,” Peter explained and held you closer when he felt you shudder, “I stayed up last night to finish watching Stranger Things. I can officially say I’m obsessed. I may love it more than I love you.”

You could hear the playfulness in your voice, so you didn’t take his words seriously. The sun was above the horizon now, and lit up his beautiful, metallic hair. It looked like he only comb it with his fingers, which you didn’t doubt. Peter was the type of person to roll out of bed, and go on with life. He made messy bedhead look amazing. A few strands of soft hair slicked down his face, occasionally latching onto his eyelashes to which he’d blink or flick his head to the side to get the hairs away.

“I love Evan Peters more than I love you.” You retaliated in an equally cheeky and teasing voice.

“That guy from American Horror Story?” Peter inquired and glanced down at you as you nodded rather happily. “You think he’s cute?”

“He’s hot,” You told your love, tilting your head back and laughing at his expression to your words, “C’mon, you don’t think so?”

“Personally, no.” Peter swallowed and bit his bottom lip slowly. The action was intended to give him the appearance of being innocent, but did far from that. His answer though made you slightly confused. You weren’t the only one who have correlated his appearance to that of Evan Peters. Hell, half of the college campus thought they were somehow related, including a few professors. Girls typically flocked after him for this, but Peter was convinced it was because he was a catch. Which, he was truly.

“How come?”

Peter merely shrugged and pouted his lips. “I just don’t think Evan Peters is attractive.”

Hearing that, you slipped out of his touch and stepped in front of him. Peter stopped walking, but not without bumping into you slightly. He gazed down at you with wide, doe like eyes, “What?”

“Are you kidding me?”

“I made you mad-”

“No, I’m not mad. I’m just reall…” You paused and sighed, rubbing your face, “You don’t know anyone who looks like Evan Peters? Anyone you’re really close with?” You urged and pressed a hand against his chest. Involuntarily, Peter shuddered at the affection and locked eyes with you.

Peter thought, before shaking his head no, his gaze never leaving yours.

“Oh my god, Peter!” You shrieked and threw your head back dramatically, your book bag almost shrugging off your shoulder with that action. “You look just like him!”

“Me?”

“Yes, you!” You laughed and patted your hand against his chest, “Seriously! You don’t see it?” He shook his head once again, “Seriously?” Again, he shook his head, “You guys could be twins, it’s really creepy.”

Peter laughed with you and cupped your cheeks, “is it really that creepy?” Craning his head towards you, he pressed his forehead against yours and bit his bottom lip once again.

“Actually, yeah. It is. It’s been so distracting ever since Claire in my Biology class pointed it out to me a few months ago.” Smiling, a small chuckle bubbled in your throat, “Even Kurt and Scott think you look like him. And Evan is Scott’s man crush, so he knows.”

“It’s nice to know Scott looks at me that much.” Peter said cockily. “So, you loved me before you figured out I looked like your celebrity crush?”

Giggling, you shook your head, “I fell in love after I figured it out.” You whispered teasingly. From the closeness of your faces, Peter could smell the coffee on your breath and felt his lips tilt into a small smile. He could kiss you right now and taste what sort of coffee you had, he thought to himself. “I mean, the only real difference is your hair, and your sense of style?” Peter swallowed and began thinking, visualizing Evan’s face so he could draw a comparison. “Your lips…” You placed a small peck to the right side of Peter’s mouth, “your eyes, your facial structure, just… The two of you look a lot alike, I’m surprised you don’t see it.”

“That explains why you said Evan last week when we-”

“You wish.” You interrupted him.

“I really don’t.” Peter gave you a sly smile and grasped around your waist, “I don’t want you to be in love with anyone other than me.”

“Well, today is your lucky day, Maximoff.” It was your turn to bite at your bottom lip, but it was due to the sudden closeness of your boyfriend, his nose lightly poking yours, “‘Cause I love you.”

He kissed you, slowly and gently at first before quickening the pace to light and feathery pecks. “Do you? Or, do you love that I look like Evan Peters?”

You hummed under your breath, “Why not both?”

“Fair enough answer,” Peter pressed his lips against yours once again, “but I am prettier than him, right?”

“In your dreams.”

anonymous asked:

Can I request a Dean scenario? Like the morning after a one Night stand with him and you have a small crush on him. But he don't know what his feelings are towards you. With a bit fluff please ;-;(why does it sound like I'm ordering ice cream?)

DEAN: Fluff Scenario


The Morning After


           If you had told yourself a year ago that you’d be waking up naked in Kwon Hyuk’s bed, you would have asked your friend to smack some sense into you. Kwon Hyuk was every dream girls’ guy. He had ungodly handsome features along with the most gentlemanly personality. He put the sweet in sweetheart and the throb in heartthrob. But Kwon Hyuk was also inaccessible. In the past year that you had the honor of knowing him, you had yet to even hear a whisper of him having a girlfriend. Some even thought he could be gay.

           But as you wrestled around in your sleep, slowly waking up while the memories of last night came flooding back to you, you remembered that Kwon Hyuk was far from gay. He knew his way around a woman’s body and god! You were blushing in your sleep by just thinking about it. Before you awoke fully, you relished the feeling of him against you one last time, knowing that those sensations would likely never occur again.

           A soft humming finally pulled you from your slumber. Peeking your eyes open one by one, you subtly lifted your head to check your surroundings. He was the first thing you saw. With his back to you, his bare back for that matter, you watched in adoration as he hummed to himself, a mug of coffee in his hand while he stood by his window, watching the sun rise. Could he be any more majestic? Seriously, he was like something out of a romance novel.

           As if he felt you stir and wake, Kwon Hyuk glanced over his shoulder at you. Every worst case scenario popped into your head at that moment. Now he knows you’re awake, what if he throws you out? What if he glares at you in disgust? What if he lets you down easily by saying what happened last night was mistake? Okay, so that last scenario would be preferred but was it so wrong to hope that he’d ask you to stay?

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anonymous asked:

I hope I'm not bothering you, but im sorta new to monsta x and I was wondering if you could show me something that would help me put names to faces? I love your blog btw 👌

first, thank you for stumbling upon my mediocre blog and for loving and supporting it! second, welcome to the fandom. once you’re in, you can’t back out. there’s no exit, get it? anyways, i would be happy to help!


Originally posted by madtwn

Originally posted by shownubot

Originally posted by allbout-starshiplanet


this is shownu, our shy little leader. his real name is son hyunwoo and he’s a 92 liner. he kinda has small eyes framed by some pretty “on-fleek” eyebrows, that’s his charm. he also has some really nice arms, like damn. look at those guns. if you’re watching a live stage, then he’s the one nailing all of the dance moves because he’s considered monsta x’s best dancer.


Originally posted by fy-hyungwonho

Originally posted by allbout-starshiplanet

Originally posted by guhwe


this is wonho. he’s usually the shirtless one because the stylists are obsessed with his abs, or the one biting his lips, or the one smirking, or the one driving you crazy with his ridiculously good looks. seriously, look at him. he has declared himself the sexiest member of monsta x. his real name is shin hoseok and he’s a 93 liner.


Originally posted by kpop-kdrama-kvariety

Originally posted by mx-minhyuk

Originally posted by starshipent


and here we have lee minhyuk, our happy moodmaking energy vitamin. he looks great in blonde, by the way. and that one time he had like cotton candy streaks in his blonde hair i practically died. it’s my icon too i believe, i don’t even know. he’s got the cutest smile i’ve ever seen and i think he’s got monolids but sometimes i can’t tell. either way, his eyes are precious. and yeah, everything about him is precious. he’s a 93 liner as well.


Originally posted by kihyunly

Originally posted by sunnyhoseok

Originally posted by changkyoon


next up is our lovely main vocal, yoo kihyun. he’s a 93 liner as well, i believe. he’s got a voice that will melt your heart and so much aegyo that you will want to jump off a cliff to put yourself out of your bias list ruined misery. he’s got these adorable eye dimples, the ones right on the apples of his cheeks. fun fact: i also have these eye dimples and it’s the first time i’ve ever seen another person other than myself have them. but this isn’t about me, is it.


Originally posted by joohoneylee

Originally posted by jooheono

Originally posted by jooheono


this here is our charisma-filled, main rapper, 94 line, lee jooheon. he’s got a face that reminds me of a five year old boy at times but it’s cute as heck. he has dimples so deep you can practically swim in them. he has eyes probably smaller than shownu’s, but they are his charm. oh and if you thought kihyun’s aegyo is bad, jooheon has even more… . . casually shoots myself in the face.


Originally posted by monstaxinyourpants

Originally posted by monxbebe

Originally posted by minyeossi


this right here is chae hyungwon, a 94 liner by the way. he’s monsta x’s very own sleeping beauty. like seriously, this kid is always sleeping. if he wasn’t in monsta x he’d probably be a model somewhere because he’s gorgeous. look at them eyes. look at those legs. he’s probably skinnier than me, what the heck. his lips was what i recognized immediately when i first got into monsta x. look at those lips, o h my g od.


Originally posted by monsta-x-

Originally posted by honeykihyun

Originally posted by chiqkihyun


and last but not least, we have our 4d maknae lim changkyun. he goes by the stage name, i.m. he has a very deep voice and is a great rapper. although he is the youngest, being born in 1996, he often time is said not to act like a maknae. he’s very weird, in a good way, and has this almost sarcastic sense of humor (my fav). he’s either fooling around with his hyungs or very serious and deep in thought, i feel like there is no in between. maybe that’s just me.


okay so that’s basically it. i hope this helped! don’t call me if you need help finding a bias because i still can’t and i’ve been a fan since last year, during no mercy days, before they even debuted. oh god, i am such monsta x trash. 

Originally posted by joohoneylee

i have a looong mckirk fic to post, just in the editing process, will be out in a couple days, but for now i’ve been a lil obsessed with one eggsy unwin so here we go

okay but

what about vampire!eggsy

who could never fully fight dean back because of the damn cross the man always wore under his shirt, along with his damn thugs

who was out of the marines because too many testosterone-run dickheads kept lookin’ for a fight and he was getting sick of the taste of testosterone and steroids and superior officers were getting a bit suspicious about some low blood cell counts

luckily the whole sun thing is a big exaggerated, really, but he does need a wicked strong sunblock, and with all the gadgets kingsmen have got, that’s no sweat for him to get now

and the kingsmen are his home, his family, his clan, or whatever, they’re very much his and he’s quite possessive over them and more than a lil’ protective and he’ll do anything to keep them safe and happy, even if that means ripping off someone’s arm or breaking their skull in two

in training though, he did get a bite on a few of them, wanted to know what they really were made of and tasted of and hell, he was just hungry too. he had them forget all of it afterwards, better than harry’s little darts, he was, and he had managed to dodge all of merl’s cameras too, tucked away in some dark corner somewhere, so it was fine, and he bloody had known that bastard charlie tasted spoiled in more ways then one

he hadn’t and would never bite roxy though, because rox is his very best mate, yeah? and you don’t go bitin’ them, that’s just not how it goes

and then there’s harry and merlin, who are the other kind of mate, who he very much can and loves to bite but only if they say he can and thats usually only when he’s been real good and oh does eggsy love to be good for them, he’ll be such a good boy for them

and kingsman doesn’t even find out until months in, when merlin and harry are watching from the monitors as eggsy just walks up to the target, all smooth swagger and rough accent, and pets under the man’s chin, saying too sweetly, “now, i need ya to sing for me, bruv, if ya please ”

and the man does, can’t shut himself up, and he can’t look away from the young man’s eyes and he spills everything, and eggsy’s smile is the sweetest thing, really, and he says “thank you, now stay quiet for me, yeah?” before pushing the man against the wall and biting deep into his neck and drinking as the man gets paler and paler until eggsy just lets him sink to the ground with a content sigh

and he licks at his lips and fingers and teeth while murmuring to himself, “harry will be pleased, yeah, did that mission top notch, i did, and merl, got him all the info he needed and then some, gonna be mighty proud, i bet.” and his voice is like honeyed happiness and he pulls off his glasses to look into the hidden cameras there and says “i did good, didn’t I?” and Harry is staring, gobsmacked, along with Merlin, but they both manage a “y-yes my boy, you did well” and a “bloody hell, eggsy, you did the damn job” while trying to keep the incredulity out of their voices

and eggsy smiles like Christmas, because his two favourite kingsmen, two of his favourite people are happy, and when he goes back from that mission, since he’d done so good, he asks for a kiss and they even say yes, and that leads to bed and that leads to biting and god the two taste too good, eggsy’s pretty sure he’s addicted, the three are melted across harry’s too plush bed, eggsy almost purring inbetween them, thighs aching and almost dizzy from his mates’ blood and so damn happy

and he is so sweet for them, so eager to please with soft smiles and a light blush as harry pets his hair and tells him how good he’s been and merlin runs a thumb against his cheek, against the blush, and tells him what a sweet thing he is. and eggsy just basks in their praise, lights up and beams, because he’s done so good and his mates are so pleased with him, and he nips as their fingers and spreads his legs as he’s kneeling for them, giving a wink as he asks “can i have the both of you again?”

and despite how deadly his mates are, and oh, how he loves that they are, eggsy can always still smell the slightest tinge of fear from them, and that’s why he always makes sure to ask, always makes sure he’s gentle, so gentle, barely hurts at all, and never ever takes too much, even when they taste so sweet. and he always bears his own neck for them, he knows its different for humans, but its still important to him, and they’ll leave their own marks there, which he loves, which he savours, which he wears with such pride

and rox and him have wine nights (red only), and JB likes walks at night as much as anytime, and his mum’s always known and gets mad when he’s not wearing that hat of his to prevent a burn, and his lil sis always tries to pull at his teeth, and if Harry hadn’t somehow lived from that shot to the head (after months of rehabilitation and a lost eye), Eggsy would have brought him back

though when he tells his lovers this, they don’t seem very pleased and make him promise not to do it and it’s the hardest promise he’s ever made (he whines, and pouts, and even uses his best puppy dog eyes, but his mates don’t give in) so he swears to not do it and that makes them happy so it’s okay. and they reward him for being so good afterwards ‘til his teeth don’t ache anymore

And they’re a bit of an odd item; a vampire, a cyclops, and a scot, but the  kingsmen were in need of some new blood anyway

Leon:
“Oh? Arrogant, narcissistic, and cat-like? Sounds nothing like me.” He observed.
You started choking out of laughter.
“Pff…Ahaha! Su..Sure, whatever you say Leon…” You covered your mouth with your hand, trying your best not to let out any laughter.
“What are you trying to say here?”
“O-ohh, nothing…”
“Hmph. Oh, but the sexy and popular description matches me perfectly, don’t you think, ___?”

Huedhaut:
“Let’s see…Weird, antisocial, and is probably an alien..Huh, is this what humans think of Aquarius’?”
“I don’t know, it sounds about right.” You mumbled to yourself, snickering a bit. Hue glanced over to you, his eyes gleaming with a disapproving look.
“Is that really what you think of me? Because if I recall, that completely contradicts what you were saying last nig-”
“Hue!”

Dui:
“why the fuck does everyone hate me”
“Dui! Language!” You frowned, dissatisfied with his cursing.
“Sorry, ___,” Dui pouted, “I’m just upset..I don’t understand why people don’t like Geminis…”
“like, what the hell about me is a backstabbing bitch, what the fuck, i am so salty right now”
You laughed sheepishly.
“Ehe, don’t worry, Dui. It’s just a stupid stereotype. You’re not fake at all.”
“Mm..Okay..”

Teorus:
“Ehh, food obsessed?” Teorus tilted his head to the side in confusion, his eyes showing that he’s completely unsure of what to think of this.
“I mean, I like milk products but…I don’t necessarily like food that much.”
“Huh..Mm, do you want me to stop making you meals then? I’m sorry, I thought you were enjoying them..” You apologized, frowning with concern and worry.
“Nooo, your food’s an exception! I love you and your food!”

Ichthys:
“Whhaaaat? Cry baby, emotional, and literally a fish?” Ikky exclaimed, surprised at the post.
“Haha, that’s not like you at all, huh? Oh but, I kind of agree with the fish part.” You giggled.
“Hmm, that’s probably true! I love fish! And you! But, I don’t get the crybaby part. If anything, I’m making the others cry with my pranks!”
“Hehe, oh my..I can kind of imagine that…”

Scorpio:
“….Sex machine, cold, and distant…Pretty much evil…” He stated, reading the post.
“…Damn straight.” you mumbled to yourself, replying to him.
“Rude as fuck.” He replied to your statement.
“It’s practically true though.” You shrugged. “Well, the evil thing is kind of an overstatement.”
“Oh? But you haven’t said anything about the sex machine part. Dirty.” He smirked, making fun of you.

Yuri!!! on Ice Episode 10 (feat. my shameless fangirling)

Okay, since our crappy internet connection isn’t cooperating (and I can’t make any gifsets) with me again, I’m just gonna dump all my fangirling feels here. I need a fucking outlet for all the feels this episode had given me. I’M NOT SORRY

Brace yourselves, because this is going to be one long-ass post full of my nonsensical nonsense.

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What Can I Say? I'm an Of Mice and Men Fan Girl.

Hi! I have a slightly strange request. An Austin carlile/of mice and men imagine where y/n is a famous actress and she’s obsessed with OMAM and she talks about them in an Ellen interview and the boys are watching and they fan girl as much as she does. And Austin tweets about her and askes her on a date aw x

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Fic rec of the week: September 21th 2015.

- Sweet, where you lay, by infinitelymint : Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-eight year old successful actor living in New York. Harry Styles is a twenty year old up and coming model and coincidentally also the one who turns Louis’ world completely upside down.or, Louis is Zachary Quinto and Harry is Miles McMillan. Falling in love was always in the cards for them.

Larry AU (27k) : i’m such a whore for famous!Larry fics !! God this one is perfect, the smut is awesome (hello bottom!Harry , hello louis2k15), it’s so much fluffy (because love at first time) and there’s a couple of great manips in there. (fair warning about the age difference?)

- Sweeter than strings, by polkadotpeacoat : Harry’s looking for a reason to stay. They meet at a party.

Larry College AU (11k) : where an one-night stand’s getting some extra-time. And the smut is good, and a bit angsty but THANK GOD there’s a second part : It’s Just That I’ve Got Diamonds In My Eyes For You.

- Sensitive Ears., by whimperings: Louis (secretly) loves Harry’s new earring and when they get in a fight, Harry begs for forgiveness (and a little more) and when they fuck Louis teases Harry by biting his earring and pulling at it.

Short Larry AU (3,6k). What can i say, it’s just smut. Bottom!harry again (do you love me louis2k15​?). And spanking.

- missing you is a slow burn, by clairdeloune : “Maybe we should talk,” he offers quietly, even though he already knows what the answer will be. So when Louis frantically shakes his head and tries to kiss him again, he takes his face in his hands and strokes his cheek with his thumb, asks, “What do you want, love?”Louis doesn’t look him in the eye when he whispers, “You.”So Nick gives him just that.

Canon Tomlinshaw fic (16k) where Louis is outed and Nick doesn’t want to have his heart break for the 2nd time but well. Oh god, it’s so good. Go read it. Smutty and fluffy and ansgty.

-put you on repeat, play you everywhere i go      , by eversincewefellapart: Harry is a college radio show host and Louis is a contemporary dancer attending said college. After a drunk hook-up, naturally a whole bunch of pining, dedicated love songs and make-out sessions on dance studio floors ensue.

Larry Uni AU where Harry is a DJ and Louis is a dancer, a lot of pinning and not so many smut but it’s ok :)

- This crown of thorns, by pininglou : If there’s one thing Harry is sure of, it’s that he doesn’t want to forget a single thing about Louis.

Short (4.6k) Larry Canon fic full of pinning. Oh god, this is so well written! Go read this NOW (warning : no smut at all and a bit of obsessive behavior in there. Like really obsessive).

- For better, worse and mischief (I’m all yours), by actuallyredorchid: The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn’t want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem.

Larry Canon AU (37k) : apparently my quest to read ALL the fake-relationship-AU-and-Canon is never-ending. This one is great, the smut is good but not too much, so fluffy, and a bit angsty.

- The Worst Fucking Idea, by juliusschmidt : Liam suggests Harry and Louis do Seven Minutes in Heaven, just like they always used to in high school.

Short Larry (3.5k) AU. The summary tells you all you need to know.

-Better with you , by harriet_vane : Single parent and solo artist Liam Payne hires Louis Tomlinson to be a full time nanny to his four year old son Sammy. Although the two men don’t quite click from the start it’s love at first sight between Sammy and Louis. Eventually Louis and Liam warm up to each other and get on like a house on fire, in fact the two become a little too fond of each other.

Lilo AU (38k) : Yay ! Kid fic ! It’s so fucking cute, and the characters are so great (special mention to Harry as a weird pop star), and no smut at all but who cares?


Previously in “fic rec of the week” : September 13th,  September 6th, September 3rd (special WIP), September 1st,  August 5th, July 30th, July 27th, July 20th, July 16th, July 12th , July 8th, July 5th , July 1st , June 24th, June 18th, June 14th, June 8th, June 1st .

emilybuttrickards  asked:

BRE! I need you to meet Stephen because I want to read/see your reaction to him. I imagine you walking up to him and just whispering "you gorgeous motherfucker" during a photo op and just steve wide eye expression when the photo gets printed. Yes, I have headcanons of you meeting him.

Oh my god, Jo, I laughed so hard when I read this… and then I thought, “I do need to meet Amell!”

When I meet celebrities, I’m either incredibly disillusioned (”Oh, this is just another dude, that’s cool. Alright, back to our day.”) or I get so shaky and insane that I forget how to speak (”You’re… I, but… hi, I mean… I… hi!” And they’re like, “Hi, let me dazzle you with my smile,” and I’m like, “I am not fucking worthy, look away!”)

I’m willing to bet I’ll be the latter. No, it’s actually a guarantee.

“wat r wurds”

Which means I’d very likely utter, “You gorgeous motherfucker,” and then I would die of mortification, Jo.

what is he even made of

Let’s tell a story via Lucille Bluth:

Me when Amell is far away, or I’m at the end of the line to meet him:

“Are you even real?”

(Oh yes, I’ll be drinking, because my nerves will need to be calmed. I’ll have a flash of whiskey… so I might be sloshed when I finally get close to him.)

Because I’ll have had whiskey in my passenger seat for at least several hours, I’ll say, “People think I’m ‘obsessed’ with you or something…

“… but really I’m just… angry, because like really… you motherfucker.”

(That’s all I think when I see pictures of him, this will not go well.)

He would probably be amused, he’d probably chuckle, making me want to cry unicorn tears, and flash me those ridiculous teeth with that ridiculous smile and those ridiculous eyes and his ridiculous everything, and I’d then proceed to drop my camera, video camera, iPad, phone, whateverelseibroughtbecauseiwantedtomakesureihadsomethingtotakeapicturewith in my haste to get a picture with him and he’d be like, “Whoa,” and I’d be like, “I’m so sorry, my hands are shaking so bad that holding anything is bad. Except whiskey. You want some of this? No, don’t do that, if your lips touched this, I’d die right here and I don’t want to scar you for life.”

A picture would be taken, and it will go really well because I refuse to accept anything else. I’ll look amazing, and totally calm and not be freaking out because holy fuck, Amell’s hand is touching me (of course, once the picture is done, I’ll have a meltdown because fucking Amell’s hand touched me):

And I’d ask for a hug in a really squeaky voice and he’d be like, “Of course,” (because he’s fucking nice, fuck him) and I’d caress his muscles like a fucking creeper and I’d probably say something like, “Wow, you smell really good.”

And then, when it’s time to say goodbye, I’ll just stand there like this because my brain will think it needs to leave a better impression than the one I’ve given him, but when I’m nervous, I’m so awkward, like past normal levels of awkwardness:

But he’ll be so nice about it because he’s such a ray of sunshine based on all the stories I’ve read about him meeting fans, and then I’ll get angry because I’m being so weird and you’re so nice, stop it…

And he’ll be like, “It was nice meeting you,” and I’ll say, “I love you too,” and then run the fuck away.

Because this…

… I cannot handle it in gifs, much less in real life.

So that will be fun.

Preference #42: Sharing Time

Jack: ‘Come on, mate, you have to tell us!’ 'No! She’d kill me if I did! She’s right in there!’ 'Oh, she’s in the kitchen, and the other girls are chatting away in there, she can’t hear you. Go on! Tell us a little about Y/N!’ 'Yeah!’ 'Yeah!’ 'Oh, I’m sure you guys don’t want to hear all the horny details! That’d be boring conversation!’ The boys chided him playfully, Will and Ben shoving him at the sides while Jacob continuously tapped his knee with a pencil. They asked about his sex life with you, and Jack normally didn’t kiss and tell, but you did things too good to resist. 'Is she kinky?’ 'Is she shy?’ 'Does she like it from the back or front?’ 'Guys! I’m not telling you all that! It’s private!’ 'For once, I’m actually NOT the boring twin,’ Finn teased from his seat on the armchair. Fortunately for you, through all the girl-talk in the kitchen, you heard his reply in between. 'Alright, alright, one question. I’ll answer one question,’ You saw him through the little window between the living room and kitchen, blushing in his foolish grin. They all jumped at him with questions, but Finn simply said: 'I think there’s one thing we all want to know…What are her tits like?’ The boys all agreed with the question, and Jack turned red, hiding his face in a pillow. Finn gave a smug smirk and waited. 'Are they as big as they look or is that a padded bra she wears?’ He asked. 'No, no…they’re…they’re pretty nice.’ 'Just nice? Not amazing or fantastic?’ Finn mocked a yawn. He locked eyes with you and winked. Ugh, the little bugger! He’s only doing it because you’re listening. 'No, they’re gorgeous. I mean, they sort of fit in my hands a bit, but they’re big and soft and…you know…’ 'And? Eh? Don’t leave us hanging!’ Ben prodded his side. 'And I like them.’ 'I think it’s a little bit more than just like when you stare down my top all the time,’ You commented as you set down a fresh bowl of crisps for them. Their jeering fell silent once they saw you; Jack sunk back into the couch as if they were one. You sauntered back into the kitchen where you and the girls began bursting into laughter.

Finn: 'So, where you two going?’ You heard Jack ask his brother in the hallway. All your luggage was packed, but you were making a few last minute preparations and checks before you left for the airport. 'Rome. She’s been begging me to take her since we went, so now that I got some time off, I’m going.’ 'You do realize that you’ve always had time off?’ 'No, I’ve had our channel and the new office and other stuff going on that I couldn’t leave home. Now I can.’ 'Is this one of those 'we’re-actually-going-to-see-stuff-when-we-get-there’ trips or the 'let’s-go-to-a-foreign-country-and-have-loads-of-sex-all-day-long’ kind of trips? Are you actually leaving the room at any point? Emmy will see the pictures and I’d prefer they were of an innocent nature.’ Finn laughed, 'Yes, because you’re so concerned about our little sister’s virgin eyes, right?’ 'I am.’ 'If you must know, we ARE actually doing things when we get there. I planned a whole weekend for just the two of us…one of those days being a sex-driven rampage throughout our hotel room.’ 'I…I don’t need to know-’ ’-We can start on the bed, then move to the floor, then get on a table, then a chair, then against the windows! Fuck, I’ll screw her on the balcony if she let me.’ Your jaw dropped but you also laughed. You saw Jack’s reaction from the doorway, putting hands over his ears and quickly humming 'Mary had a Little Lamb’. Finn followed him up the stairs, detailing more sexual escapades in store for you before Jack shut the door. He came back down them please as ever. 'Nothing makes him run off like putting dirty images of me naked in his head.’ 'Why would he picture you?!’ 'Because in order to picture you, he has to picture me.’ You blushed as he pecked your cheek, let him take your hand as he announced your departure to the rest of the house. 'Would you let me screw you on a balcony?’ He asked hours later on the plane. 'Depends.’ 'On?’ 'What position? Like over the railing? Against the railing? On a table on the balcony? On the balcony floor? Like, what’s the plan there, Finn?’ 'Probably against it or like at the table and just be super discrete the whole time…wait, hold on, you didn’t say 'no’…’ 'Eh, I guess I didn’t. How about that?’

Dan: 'Okay Dan, you ready?’ 'Yes.’ 'Truth or Dare.’ 'Oh gosh…Um…I think I’m gonna go with truth on this one.’ 'Alright…’ You watched Louise pull a paper from the 'truth hat’, and succumb to laughter. 'What? What is it?“ Dan asked nervously. Louise said, 'Tell us about your first time.’ 'Like…Like first time with sex?’ 'Uh huh’. 'Oh my…Um, I…’ He exchanged a glance with you before answering, 'Embarrassingly enough, it was with my girlfriend, Y/N.’ 'Awww! How sweet!’ 'Yeah, uh, we had been dating for a bit before. She said she didn’t want to immediately jump into sex and I didn’t either, so we like didn’t talk about sex much for I’d say….the first six months of our relationship. Like, I wanted her to feel comfortable with me. I didn’t want to like rip off my clothes and be like 'lay with me, fair maiden!’, you know!’ 'Just come dressed as Prince Charming and just-’ She made a ripping motion on her chest, ’-Strip if off.’ 'Yes, I didn’t want to frighten her away with my hideous physique. But then one night, we had gone to this friend’s house for a party and when I dropped her off she invited me in for a bit. We started kissing quite, um, heavily,’ You saw the blush rising in his cheeks, which Louise pointed out. 'And…um, yeah we got down to it. At first I thought like, 'omg, this is it. I’m gonna shag her. What do I do?’, but then everything sort of fell into place. I didn’t feel dirty or completely ashamed of myself afterwards, which I hear is a good thing-’ ’-very good thing. Not to be ashamed. How was he?’ She asked you quickly.Dan instantly laughed into a pillow, looking up at you for an answer. 'Come here, get over here,’ She called you over to the sofa, where you sat beside her to get into the shot, 'If you guys don’t know, this is Dan’s girlfriend, Y/N. You can check her out a quick moment on (your youtube channel) and subscribe,’ 'Appreciate it lots,’ 'Now, Y/N?’ 'Yes, Louise?’ 'I have a question all the Dangirls and I want to know…’ 'Oh god! Why?!’ Dan chuckled into the pillow, though you ignored him. You were blushing enough as it was, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how was he?’ '11…Definitely an 11.’ 'Woah!’ You winked at him, laughing at his sheepish face.

Phil: You loved coming home with Phil. You loved his parent’s house, him showing all the places he hung out at, meeting his old school friends and generally seeing a different side of Phil. You loved his old bedroom, hearing about his old obsessions and how weird of a child he’d been. His parents were lovely people, and Alan couldn’t be more welcoming when he visited. You spent Christmas Eve helping him mother around the house, setting up for the party while the men were occasionally called in for heavy lifting. His mother taught you all the old dishes Phil loved (you asked, since you wanted to make them for him one day). It made you feel so old-fashioned, but you liked it. Phil did too. 'Hey, Y/N looks great,’ You heard Alan say from outside. He and Phil were making snowmen out of pure boredom, but there weren’t too far for you not to hear them. 'Yeah, she does. I’m surprised she even likes me. She’s too pretty for me.’ 'I second that,’ 'Shut up.’ You laughed watching Phil throw a bit of snow at his brother. You heard a bit of silence, before Alan spoke up again: 'So…What’s she like?’ 'What do you mean 'what’s she like’? You’ve met her.’ 'No, not like that you doofus. I mean…in the bedroom…What’s she like?’ You saw Phil become more concentrated on making the snowman’s head, before Alan began nudging him. 'Come on, Phil.’ 'I’m not going to talk about her like that. She’s a lady, and I respect her.’ 'Don’t be boring, mate. Does she wear sexy underwear? Does she like it rough or are you gentle with her? Come on, don’t hold out.’ 'Alan, I’m not telling you that. It’s private.’ 'What’s her favorite position? She looks like the cowgirl riding type to me.’ 'Alan…’ 'Or maybe missionary. I don’t know. I see her as a traditional position kind of lover. I mean, I could be wrong. Am I wrong?’ 'Well…She does like being on top.’ Alan chuckled, 'Really?’ 'Yeah, she’s amazing too. She like does all these little hip movements, and I just like…I never know what to do except just like, enjoy her.’ 'I’d enjoy her too if it were me.’ 'Oh my God, shut it!’ Phil laughed. You saw his red cheeks, and the embarrassment in them as he threw more snow at Alan. The two then began a miniature snowball fight ended by their mother calling them in for dinner. You couldn’t help yourself. You retired early to bed, going into Phil’s old bedroom and texting him from upstairs: 'When I do those little hip movements…you can just watch ;)’

"I'm scared that people could think I'm weird. And that makes me act weirdly. How can I be less weird? Is it ok to be weird? (Oh God you guys are gonna think I'm weird when you read this! help!)"

- Question submitted by Anonymous

Dannielle Says: 

I literally can not think of a single human being that I enjoy who isn’t totally weird. So, you’re in a great spot. I love weird. I’m totally into weird. Stay weird FOREVER DON’T EVER CHANGE. 

Important sidebar: I have no idea what “normal” is.. I kind of equate “normal” with “boring.” Which, I suppose, makes me judgmental??? Whatev.

The thing is, you have to be exactly who you are SLASH who you want to be, you know? You can’t tone down the weird and pretend to be boring because then you’ll just attract people who love this strange boring / normal version of you AND YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE YOURSELF. Also, if people think being weird is a fault, do you want them in your life? Do you REALLY want to waste time trying to impress people with whom you have nothing in common??

I’ve totally been in situations where I’m like “That human is cool and pretty and I want to impress them and I’m going to refrain from shoulder dancing to Demi Lovato and also won’t mention how iCarly is the greatest show because I am 28 and 28 year olds don’t do those things”… Guess the fuck what, y’all. IT’S THE WORST. Because here we are TODAY and I still don’t shoulder dance to Demi Lovato or openly talk about iCarly around that person BECAUSE NOW IT WOULD BE WEIRD BC WHO IS THAT PERSON EVEN?!?!?

Does that make sense or did I just scream a lot? I dunno. But the people who think you’re weird don’t deserve to bask in your weirdness, which BTW is amazing and perfect. The people who LOL when your eyes go wide and you say “what is stuff,” those are the people who really count. Focus on them. Embrace the weird. 

“those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind” - Dr. Seuss

Kristin Says:

Dannielle said all of the smart things, so you’re in great shape, Anonymous.

I will add just one more thing. Most of us (myself included) spend a decent amount of time thinking about how we sound to others, what we seem like, what people think of us, etCETERA. The entire time we are thinking about THOSE things, we are not critically analyzing the people around us… we simply pick up on the overall picture of those people, not the tiny nuances that we are so hyper-aware of in ourselves.

I guess what I am saying is that the majority of the world is too self-centered to obsess over any of your peculiarities too much, and that your overall self (peculiarities included) will be appreciated as a whole, complete person by those worthy of your friendship and companionship. 

I saw this commercial for Dove soap once that really illustrated this point. You should click that link and take a look, Anonymous. Basically, the commercial had pair of people who would go into a room and describe themselves, and then describe their partner, to a sketch artist. When people described themselves, they tended to overemphasize the qualities they disliked (my chin protrudes, my eyes are set a little too far apart, etc), and when their partner described them, they described all of their parts and pieces equally. The sketches created from the words of other people resulted in the more accurate depiction of each person.

Meaning: it is highly likely that other people see you much more clearly than you see yourself. Those things that you fear make you weird look very differently to others sets of eyeballs. I second Dannielle’s advice. Be yourself. Be your totally normal or totally weird or totally in-the-middle or whatever you possibly are SELF.

The more you can do that, the more you will find appreciation for all of those parts, and the more balanced your own view of yourself will become.

PS: We didn’t think, and still don’t think, that there’s anything even close to wrong with you.

*tips hat*