oh my god i need to have this

not going to call out any names but please be careful when using google translate as your source for russian, especially when it comes to russian cuss words. i can’t stop laughing about some yoi art i just saw that had a disastrous mishap (like… really disastrous. i’m not talking minor grammatical error–i’m talking ‘let’s go fuck a dick’ instead of ‘fuck off’ kind of disaster)

please please please let a russian proofread for you/advise you if you need help with translation. i’m more than happy to do it for you! no cost, just spare me having to see this oh my god

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23/2/2017
Thursday..day before school ball

Oh god.. today was so hectic, I have to organized everything that I need to bring tomorrow with me, I am going to sleep over at my bf place, from 7:25 AM me and my girls we are going to bake some snacks for the ball, buy foowers for our teachers and blah blah.. it’s little bit difficult to make your own ball, you have to find a way to get money, plan decorations, alcohol, food and everything..
I hope it will be OK.

Wish me Luck!❤️

Instagram - @ordinarylinh

anonymous asked:

Who are your favorite characters: among your OCs; among the Tumblrpone community; and/or in general.

Oh god okay so I had to wait till I got home to answer this but like okay here we go:

For my OCs I’d say my babies are:
Miss Romancedy, Martha, Cerulean, Tangerine, Kitten, Ava, Paprika (the trainer one), Celibacy, Cherry, Mimsy, Finicky, Barbie, Clarie (Brown Rose Pony) and probably another pokemon trainer I have named Bethany. I just love all these on the top of my head! But I do love all my OCs ; w ; these just stand out!

For Tumblrpone OCs (this is why I needed to be home also If theres a lot im sorry I just really love a lot of tumblr ponies you cant stop me):
Broadsword, Neon Flight, Nemo Von Silver, French Olive, Ruby Rue, Red Fire, Backy, Hex , Bananas Wit, Straight Razor, Hardway Bet, Fain, Speedee, Ace Pony, Wild Card, Winged Cross, Sweet Cream, Merriweather, Shiny Shaini, Ickle Muse, Mud Pie,  Tech Wizard, Sandy Shores, Opalescent Pearl Bubblepop, Stalkerloo, Nigel, Twisted Gravekeeper, Arty, Gargle, Ocean Bird, Golden Pen,  Tomato Sandwhich, Billie the Kid, Lemonade, Rusty Nail, Desert Eagle, Ronin Applejack, Alton, Penwright, Edgar Peony, Johnny Lightem, Nurse Nimble, Sky Silence,  Candlelight Song, Nathan Brokenhorn, Proscutie, Duck the Llama, Scribbles, Stonehoof Bastion, Nitpick, Storm Side, Goldy Loots, Tea Bean, Wisp the Diamond Dog, Zivion, Keyframe, Captain Flintlock (I’m sure theres more but im like OKAY GO THROUGH MY FAVORITES ON MY PAST O SEE WHO I LIKE THE MOST YEA).

I’d do in general too but my god the list would go forever so I’ll stick to these two for now if thats okay ; w; ///

… wait

??? ;A;

?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;AAAAAAAA;

OH MY GOD

DARLING

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

F R O Z

@frozenhaart

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS RN

MY FIRST COFFEE EVER

AND IT COMES FROM YOU????

YOU THE GREAT AND GORGEOUS AFROZENHEART??????????

IGUHDSGPDOGSDJHDTIOJHTHIO


DUDE I’M FREAKING OUT

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL ME SO MUCH

I DON’T DESERVE SUCH THINGS

I MEAN

JESUS I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE SPOILED WITH ALL OF THESE SWEET THINGS

;A;

Oh MY GOD

YOU ARE SO KIND TO EVERYONE DUDE
YOU’RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY AT THIS RATE

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *covers your face with kisses and snuggles*

oh my god-

I need time to recover from this tbh

jesus freaking christ froz

thank you so much
you’re a sweetheart
ily so much
imma go cry again now

anonymous asked:

HELP MY CRUSH AND I JUST CONFESSED TO EACH OTHER AND THEY WERE SO FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT THAT THEYRE HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING AND OH MY GOD????????????????????????????? I NEED TO GET THIS OUT TO SOMEONE

ONCE THEY BREATHE AGAIN THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD OMGGGGG YAY IM HAPPY FOR U (are they okay now oMg)

anonymous asked:

oh my god I hate when people think kids need to be protected from anything lgbt related because they're to young to understand. Frist off i'm 14 and I've known about the lgbt thing since I was 8 and I've known my sister was lesbian since I was 10. I was never confused by it nor did it have a bad influence on my life. Second of all it's better to tell your kids about this before it's to late because what if they meet a gay couple or turn out to be gay themselves.

EXACTLY 

people who claim that little kids are too young to understand the concept of sexuality clearly haven't gone through that struggle 

anonymous asked:

mom i need help, my father is the most toxic and manipulative person i've ever met, and i cant get him out of my life cause my mom needs the money he sends to survive, and i swear to god im losing my mind, he thinks he OWNS people, including me, and that i should respect him because as he says "as long as you use my money to live, you have to do as i say" and I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!! i hate him so fucking much i literally want to murder him

Oh sweetheart, no! I am so, so, so, so sorry he is so controlling and abusive and that yall relationship is so toxic. You deserve so much better than that. But, I am proud of you for knowing that: a lot of times in situations like these, people don’t. But you do, and that is amazing, and huge, and I am so proud of you for it. You’re not alone in your situation and you’re not alone in your (very justified) anger – I am sending you so much love and support, darling <3 <3 <3  

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

How to play Mercy

So you think you got what it takes to be a Mercy main? Ok, let’s see, here are the basics:

  1. Before you start your game, make sure you have at least one bottle of Vodka beause oh my god you are going to need it.
  2. As soon as you enter your game say ‘Hello’ and wave in an effort to make the team care about you. If they don’t say ‘Hello’ back then ignore them for the rest of the game - they are on your naughty list.
  3. If there is a friendly Pharah who said ‘Hello’ back then you are basically married. Make sure to keep her alive at all costs. She flies into an ulting Reaper? Follow her. You fly and die together.
  4. Mercys pistol does a surprising amount of damage! Use it. Be the Battle Mercy you always wanted to be and bathe in the blood of your enemies and of your own team mates that are screaming for healing all over the place.
  5. Make sure to teabag when your entire team dies and you have your ult ready. Bonus points if you sit on the ground, let the camera linger, spray, resurrect, and then teabag. Everyone will love your POTG especially the Genji whose quintuple kill you just negated.
  6. As Mercy you are the center of the univese. When someone isn’t close enough for Guardian Angel let them die. You are the ruler over life and death and they have to learn their place. Establish dominance.
  7. The sooner you accept that people are not going to vote for you even if you heal 62%  of the overall damage, the better off you will be. Accept that the Roadhog’s 40% Hook-Accuracy is more important. 
  8. Shove your staff up the tanks ass and let your ult charge on them. Ignore the dying flankers, there are health packs for them. Ignore the Mei that is currently freezing your co-healer, Ressurect has priority over everything.
  9. You will scream a lot. Prepare in advance and get Ricola^TM for the maximum swiss feel.
  10. Ignore the Genjis. They have the blood of your sisters on their hands - they don’t deserve healing.

me: let me just rewatch those scenes where Alex comes out to Kara really quick before I go to sleep 

me, 40 minutes later, crying: OKAY BUT THE WAY ALEX CLOSES HER EYES AND SOUNDS BREATHLESS AND AWESTRUCK WHEN SHE CALLS MAGGIE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS CALLED ANOTHER GIRL BEAUTIFUL OUT LOUD IN THAT CONTEXT AND IT’S SUCH AN IMPORTANT MOMENT FOR HER AND SHE KNOWS IT

Queer tv series couple: *are together for more than 5 years*

Heteronormarive fans: “Ugh why they are shoving this  forced gay shit in our faces”

Hetero tv series couple: *girl and boy have just met, have sex, immediately become a couple.

Heteronormative fans: “Ah, what a lovely couple! I ship them so hard, they are so perfect!

Queer tv series couple #2: *boy meets boy, they blush, touch each other’s hands, months later become a couple*

Heteronormative fans: “Why they are forcing this gay shit again? Why everyone needs to be gay nowaydays?

Hetero tv series couple #2: *girl in the bus, guy seats next to her and blushes. One stop after, she is gone, they never see each other again.

Heteronormative fans: "Oh my god, they are so cute!!

Queer character: *I’m a girl who likes girls, and I’m okay with that.

Heteronormative fans: ” Not every character needs to be gay!“

Hetero character: *I’m a girl who loves boys, I’m not like the other girls, because I’m cute, popular and funny*

Heteronormative fans: "Aw, she’s so sweet!!

Queer tv series couple #3: *give a couple of pecks and pull apart.

Heteronormative fans: "Disgusting, I don’t wanna see that pornographic shit in my TV”

Hetero tv series couple #3: *literally have sex in an open field*

Heteronormative fans: “Wow, so much chemistry, they are perfect together!!

Queer character: *dies*

Queer fans: "We are tired of seeing the only representation we have being killed off! Stop killing us in real life and in fiction, please

Heteronormative fans: "Stop playing the victims! In this show, everyone dies! It has nothing to do with the fact that they are queer!!”

Hetero character: *dies*

Heteronormative fans: “I’m not watching this show anymore! If "x” character (white,cis,hetero) dies, we riot!!“

oh my god am I the one who’s been misspelling kismessitude all this time I thought it was kismesissitude

EDIT: ok I was right, it is kismesissitude

there should be a version of the pregante video but with the names of the quadrants being misspelled on troll yahoo answers

“Kismessississitude”

“Red feelings for Kismis?!?”

“Kissmess”

“Is there potental for kismesited?”

“5 sweps too young for meatsprit??”

“Tips for seducing mesprit?”

“Matesprate”

“How to get mat spit FAST!?!?”

“Need Auspite, urgent?”

“What to do when auspisticice does not want to anymore?”

“Marill will not talk to me.?”

“i think my morale is flust for me??”

“WHY do all of my friends have morals except me?????”

It’s the holidays and during the holidays you express your thanks and love for things that are important so

here’s a list of bug fics that make me physically stressed with their greatness, and to which I would like to say thank you.

It’s Miraculous Ladybug, just to clear any confusion.

This fandom is the first to drive me to actually read fanfic and B O I let me tell you, I have had a fantastic time. Anyway have a list of fics that I love very, very much, so much that I scream at my friends when they update and sometimes stop reading in the middle of chapters because I don’t want them to end.

  • (The) Adventures of Adrienbug and Chat Mari by @wintermoth
    • kwami swap kwami swap kwAMI SWAP NEED I SAY MORE
    • sick ass kwami swap and rewrites of eps as well as summer bonding origin goodness
    • the cutest design of a chat noire suit and super great powers and characterization
    • several parts completed, most recent is ongoing
  • Broken Hearts Club by @frostedpuffs
    • another fantastic fic from the beautiful bean who brought us Truthful Scars
    • basically the receiving ends of love confessions turn the other down and sadness ensues
    • there’s only two chapters right now but oh dang get ready for the heartbreak and then the MariChat bonding I am very excited
  • Cohabitation (And Other Disastrous Ideas) by @bullysquadess
    • I cannot believe that this is the first fic I’ve read by Bully bc she is a fantastic writer you bet I’mma binge all of TLATB this break I’m super pumped BUT ANYWAY
    • roommate aged up best buds to lovers is there anything more you could possibly want I mean come on
    • four chapters so far and they’re short but super sweet and great
  • Hacking the Ladyblog by @quicksilversquared
    • a one shot but let m e t e l l y o u
    • I am all about the kids on the social medias okay
    • which is not exactly what this is but it’s still fantastic Adrien is spot on and everyone is clueless as usual
    • if someone knows if that au where they run twitters and such is an actual fic please tell me what it is
    • the one where ladybug makes all the official accounts and they’re inactive for a year and then they post for the first time and the public loses their shit that one I can’t find the post
  • Have Your Cake (And Eat It Too) by @loosescrewslefty and @miracufic
    • basically what sold me on MariChat as a Love Square Favorite and good golly it is so good
    • Love Square shenanigans and baking fluff that has somehow become heart wrenching angst hoW DARE
    • top notch characterization and the two different writing styles mesh together really well
    • fifteen chapters, ongoing
  • Keep It In Your Plants by @reyxa
    • OKAY. O K A Y S O
    • I DO NOT HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS THE EXTENT TO WHICH I L O V E THIS FIC
    • fluff galore, flower shop au, coffee shop au, now a freaking fake married au, it’s just domestic garbage up and down it’s so good
    • aged up friends to lovers awkward adorableness with cats and flower language and pu r i t y
    • like seriously if there is any fic on this list that you MUST read it’s this one because I swear to whatever that you will not regret it
    • also that title like come on
    • seven chapters (cries), ongoing
  • Lucky Us by @geek-fashionista
    • okay so I might have lied a little bit bc this is also a must read
    • again I do not have the w o r d s to expressssssss
    • more aged up domestic fluff I think I’m noticing a pattern but anyway this is a bakery au
    • which is kind of redundant bc wow yes it’s Marinette’s bakery BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
    • IT’S EMA I L
    • AND THEY HANG OUT AND EAT CAKE AFTER HOURS
    • AND TRY TO SET THEIR BFFS UP AND IN THE PROCESS GO ON D A T E S (fake dating au, hell yes)
    • also sold me on Adrien Chloe best friend stuff because that’s some good shit
    • eleven chapters, ongoing
    • the recent one killed me but that’s every chapter let’s be real here the dialogue is to die for
  • Satisfaction Brought It Back by @siderealsandman (NSFW)
    • UM, I MEAN, WHAT IS THERE NOT TO COMPLIMENT ABOUT THIS ONE AMMIRITE
    • one of the first fics I read, went in cautious and now am extremely emotionally invested
    • aged up, very humorous, excellent characterization, dialogue level through the roof, and every plot point and surprise s l a y s
    • hanging out bonding to hanging up bondage ya know what I mean
    • but seriously you could just read for the plot and still be sent rampaging about these kids I swear I just need Marinette to have financial and residential security frickin
    • twenty one chapters, ongoing
  • to you, i thee wed by @miraculousturtle / @megamegaturtle
    • see, this one, this is a real tricky one
    • bc it’s like a fake marriage au
    • but it’s r e a l
    • more aged up domestic fluff wow definite trend
    • the premise is a bit hard to understand at first but then it’s explained and you’re whisked away to a wonderful fluffy awkward married acquaintances to friends to feelings to lovers and I just
    • I love it
    • seven chapters, ongoing

Wow this post is much, much longer than I expected it to be but that’s okay I really needed to say thank you to these amazing writers for these fics. They’re all so fantastic.

May everyone have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!!

Please bear in mind that I have literally 40+ tabs open on my phone of unread fics, as well as a bunch of bookmarks, many of which include The Big Ones so if there’re some missing that you think should be on here, that’s the dealio.

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Hellooooooo Dr. Fitz

A lot of these posts “””defending””” Molly Hooper after that last episode are really rubbing me up the wrong way, because I swear NONE of y’all have given a single shit about Molly until now. I’ve had to endure 3 years of people saying it’s “pathetic” that Molly slapped Sherlock because he “didn’t return her feelings” (WHICH IS NOT WHY SHE HIT HIM OH MY GOD), and I’ve had to listen to people say her silly crush on Sherlock is embarrassing or that she needs to grow up and move on. Even when she’s been praised, she hasn’t been praised as an engaging and interesting character, as the sweet, kind and intelligent young pathologist she is, she’s been praised because she allegedly serves as a prop to further a relationship between two gay men. Which - guess what guys, IS NOT PROGRESSIVE. 

But oh, now that her feelings have finally been vindicated, now suddenly it’s poor Molly and Molly deserves better. But listen. I’m the first person to say that Sherlock’s got major problems with writing women. Ask me about Mary’s fridging sometime. And yes, I wish to God Molly had more screentime, but this idea that her final scene is about glamorising abusive relationships or that Molly was nothing but a prop is killing me.

Do you know what I saw when I watched that scene with Eurus and Molly?

I saw a character who had undergone tremendous growth over the past four seasons. Originally intended as a one-off, but so spellbindingly brought to life by Loo Brealey that she was made a non-canon recurring character, Molly has grown from timid, mousy and submissive to a woman more than willing to stand up for herself, whose kindness is her strength and whose love was the undoing of Moriarty. She’s smart - she’s the literal embodiment of medical and pathological knowledge in Sherlock’s mind palace. She proved you can be soft and strong, that vulnerability doesn’t have to mean weakness, and that you can stand up to someone and demand better treatment in a gentle voice. 

And, God forbid, she’s also in love with a man. But she’s never been given the opportunity to say so. Her feelings, which have been a strength and a weakness, are visible enough to us and everyone in the show, but she’s never said it out loud. 

Now, truth in fiction is a rare substance. It always takes a tremendous amount of pressure for two people to be completely honest with each other, especially if that truth concerns feelings of love. The question, “what will it take to make Molly tell Sherlock she loves him?” is answered in this scene. And the answer is: Sherlock needs to say I love you first. 

And do you know who was in control in that scene? Molly. Every single step of the way. At any moment she could have told Sherlock to stick it up his arse and hung up. There would have been no repercussions for her. Sherlock tries in myriad ways to get an I love you and she blocks him every time, says “leave me alone,” tells him she won’t let him make fun of her, tells him she’s not an experiment. She hasn’t been treated well by Sherlock and John this season, is still grieving over Mary, is probably suffering depression, and she’s sick of Sherlock’s nonsense. She’s willing to help if it’s urgent, but she’s done playing games. 

She tells him she can’t say it because it’s true. It’s always been true. She’s always loved him. Do you have any idea how long we’ve waited for her feelings to be validated? At last, no, it’s not a stupid girlish crush, it’s not infatuation, it’s a beautiful, selfless love that she cherishes for him. She loves this man. She saved his life. She stood up to him. She refused to tolerate shabby treatment from him. She was happy to be his friend. She moved on and found a new man, but when Sherlock came back, she had to be honest with herself, and she decided it would be better to be alone than marry a man she doesn’t really love. She is so brave, and so selfless, and she’s never once made her feelings his problem. That’s why she begs him - don’t make me say it because it’s true, it’s always been true.  

And then, still feeling like this must be a game somehow, she challenges him to say it first. Go on. If you want me to make a fool of myself, then you have to go first. I’m not jumping until you do. Molly can see through him; he can’t manipulate her like he did in S1. She’s not that person anymore. And he’s not that person anymore, either. Eurus didn’t rig Molly’s flat with explosives, and Sherlock didn’t win when he supposedly saved her life, because it wasn’t about that. It was about torturing Sherlock emotionally, and where once he manipulated her without a second thought, hurting Molly now is like vivisection to him. Eurus - Molly - both get him to admit “I love you” - twice. Once, because he was trying to save her life - the second time because he realised it was true. As a friend, or something more, who even cares, he loves her and he realises just how much. 

And still, Molly is in control. She can hang up, if she wants. She contemplates it. But then, almost kissing the phone, perhaps having recognised the note of sincerity in his voice, she whispers, I love you.

Too often an unrequited crush ends when a character suddenly finds a new man or woman, falls in love, and gets over their old feelings, and has a happily ever after with this random new person. But I’ve always found that maddeningly dissatisfying, and even though it comes from horrific circumstances, I’m so glad that Molly’s feelings were validated, not because Sherlock returned them, but simply because those feelings are hers, and they are real, they’ve always been real, and it hurts, god it hurts, but at least she was able to be honest. The cut has been made, the truth is revealed, and now she can begin to heal. She doesn’t have to keep those words festering inside her. Molly loves Sherlock, and it took him telling her he loved her to admit that. 

And Sherlock’s a wreck afterwards. He caresses those words “I love you” and thinks about how he always believed caring was not an advantage. He thinks about selfless, kind Molly Hooper, who had always loved him, and saved him, whose love was her strength, whose love was doomed, who would not suppress or deny her feelings, but merely kept them to herself to spare him discomfort and then - 

He thinks about Molly in that coffin. He thinks about losing her. He thinks about what he’s just said to her. He thinks of how he’s hurt her.

No.

He loses control. Always, he’s pretended to be pure intellect, has always clung to rationality, but in this moment he is nothing but emotion. Rage, pain, fear, sadness, needing to destroy this coffin, smashing it to pieces, screaming in agony because of how much he feels for this woman. 

Molly loves Sherlock. We’ve known for a long time. And I truly feel that Molly being allowed to own those feelings, because they are hers, regardless of whether they are reciprocated or not, is far more powerful than sweeping them under the rug and pretending they never existed or that she got over them just fine. This is how she feels, and no she won’t tolerate poor treatment because of them, and no she won’t put up with him playing games, but yes - she will be there when he needs her, because that’s just who she is. 

Everything is Different Now: Part 6

I’m re-watching Yuri on Ice with an eye for all the things that are re-contextualized based on what we learn at the very end of episode 10.  This blog series chronicles that adventure.  With screencaps!  Very spoilery, obviously. Read on by clicking the jump cut below, or start at part 1 here.

Episode 6: Bringing Sexy Back

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kara as kara danvers: hehehe ms luthor pls i’m- hehehe [is v nervous] i have a few questions if that’s ok i hope i do you justice with this article [giggles] i actually need a lil favor pls u’re so nice thank u hehehe

kara as supergirl: ur idea is literal bullshit like what even are u thinking lmao i mean i have ur back but oh my god

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME IS FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW

we can even touch the stars

Summary: Of fate, names written inside book covers, and the space between fairy tale and reality. A Whisper of the Heart AU.

For the lovely anon who asked me for headcanons for this AU (sorry I went a bit overboard), and for @witchymomo because I love her and hope this helps her spirits lift!

Nico makes the connection for the first time the summer of his senior year, on an afternoon that’s sloppy with the kind of heat that makes breathing a chore.

The name is a simple one. Unassuming. Will Solace, written in the scrawling, fanciful letters of the head librarian. It’s not the kind of name that’s made to be noticed.

Nico notices it anyway.

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