oh my god i mean really

Man, I need to move Attack of the Clones up in the Snark Wars recap queue. I mean REALLY:

  • Obi-Wan and Anakin doing literally anything together
  • Obi-Wan’s Hair 
  • Anakin’s Hair 
  • Obi-Wan tosses a robe on the what is either a sofa or the floor at Padme’s place
  • Padme being like “Oh, Nice, Obi-Wan’s Here OH MY GOD AND LOOK AT ANAKIN wow what a Glorious Day this is” which, again, is like the most relatable thing that has ever happened to anyone in the saga
  • Obi-Wan’s “…she was pleased to see us” comment, which is underappreciated for its hilarity, truthfulness and said with the SMIRKIEST SMIRK because of course it was 
  • Bail and Padme’s Amazingly Posh Work Outfits. PADME WORE SEQUINS TO WORK WHAT KIND OF AN ICON OMG.

This is like JUST THE FIRST 15 MINUTES. Bless this movie. 

anonymous asked:

something about exclusionists that really annoys me is how they act like the fact that someone might have privilege over others in the lgbt+ community means they can't be part of that community. if y'all feel so threatened by having "cishets" in here then why does my trans ass have to put up with transphobic cis lgb+ ppl? i think that lgbt+ """"membership"""" is more about a group's relationship to the straight cis majority than that groups relationship to every other lgbt+ group.

Oh my God, thank you for articulating what I’ve been trying to say for the past year.

This is exactly it.

This is also why I think the whole “allo lumps us in with our oppressors” argument is bullshit. Because “cis” lumps cis gay people in with cis straights. LGBT+ itself makes trans people share a space with cis people, and POC with white people.

There’s rarely ever going to be a label that doesn’t lump someone in with their oppressors in some way.

–Mod Mercy

Okay okay so this took a little less than two hours?? Maybe three, I don’t know, it depends on when you got my anon ask about your cute face. Anyways, here you go! Sorry if it looks really weird and if you don’t like the colors, I tried. Hope you like it, though you don’t have to!

Submission made by @ink-skies


OH MY GOD???????
THIS IS AMAZING?????

HOLY NOODLES I MEAN

THE COLORS ARE SUPER NICE HNNGGG

I RLY LOVE THIS OKAY QwQ

THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!

winchester-c  asked:

Can I just bow down to you for boosting my confidence and being a blessed writer? That plus size reader one shot. Oh my God. I had to stop multiple times because I was getting so teary eyed. Thank you so much. I don't know why I got so emotional. I guess I needed it more than I thought. Thanks again ❤ xx

Wow. I’m speechless. This really means a lot to me. Thank you.

Get Into My Car

anonymous asked:

hello yes i have been creeping through your blog and i love everything on it and i love your writing and i'm stoked to read your HMC AU (it's my fave ghibli movie) and also I love that dog WHO ARE THEY also can we be friends? -byesweetheart *slithers away*

Um I’m sobbing???? Everything about this ask is so wonderful gosh!! I don’t even know where to begin ;_; 

I’m glad you’re excited about the Howl’s Moving Castle AU! It’s only a little thing, but I really do hope people like and enjoy it <3 i also have…another (longer) kagehina Ghibli AU in the works, so I hope people look forward to that too! 

Do you mean…THIS BOY?? 

This is my collie Jake! He’s wonderful and I love him with all my heart. 

(Also we can be friends asdfghjhgfdsasdfgh hit me up any time oh my god) 

luckykappa replied to your post: I want to draw Aloy fan art so bad but I can’t…

Oh my god, I love the game so much! Still working on it, but one of the most amazing things I’ve noticed is a really subtle detail: Aloy doesn’t have straight teeth. That just really blew my mind! A Female main character without perfectly straight white teeth! I don’t really know why it means so much to me, but it just leaves me so excited. (I think some of the other characters are the same as well.)

I noticed that too! I love it because my bottom teeth overlap just like hers do - I got very excited when I noticed.  Such a little thing to include but yeah, an important little thing! 

zugzwangxo replied to your post“Oh my god it’s… enormous!” you exclaimed as…

What do you MEAN!! This was always about cake!

&

cherrybombs-and-rabbitholes replied to your post“Oh my god it’s… enormous!” you exclaimed as…

Also…. I kinda feel like your mine and Lee’s mother, scolding us somewhat.


You two are having way too much fun with this.

And @cherrybombs-and-rabbitholes​ those sentences… Oh my God, staaaaap.
My mother is sitting next to me (the computers are next to each other) and I really don’t wanna test how many English words she may know…

not to sound like  a 40-something suburban livelaughlove pta!mum but like… we just got two new baking trays… they were cheap but really nice… to replae the ones we have which (like most f the stuff in the house) are at least 10-15 years older than i am…

and they’re really nice?

i mean? oh my god?

no soaking or scrubbing? just wash and clean???

oh my god?

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

What if by alien standards we are really cute?

And I don’t mean like attractive cute, I mean like baby otter cute. What if the stumble upon us and go “ohhhhh my god!!! Oh my god!!!! I’m dying this is- look at it! Look at them!!! Oh my god!!!”

We usually imagine having to come up with some Devils trade or unholy arrangement to get tech and trade with aliens, but the instant they see us the aliens immediately set out into conservation efforts. They’re like “their habitat is becoming harsh and unlivable for them! We have to save them!” And everyone just puts a picture of us next to this information and they all agree “Look at them! We have to save them!!” We become like the panda mascots of intergalactic conservation efforts.

Simultaneously, our main export is just streams, videos, holograms, and photos of us. Aliens lose their composure completely over videos of us sneezing or yawning or eating pop tarts or playing video games or taking care of our kids.

There are lines of aliens who would LOVE to have a human in their home or on their ship. It’s a little condescending (we’re not sure if we’re guests or well treated exotic pets) but still a good opportunity, and any human who wants can go to space at any time basically for free or even for profit, and the aliens will go out of their way to give you anything you ask for.

There are obvious downsides. We struggle to be taken seriously. While it’s usually shut down pretty quickly, every once in a while some alien group sees the demand for us and tries to start an illegal trade. But at the same time, it’s neat that somewhere out there is an alien (or usually a LOT of aliens) that would love you unconditionally, find every flaw and idiosyncrasy endearing, be worried about you and do anything they could to make you safe and happy. They work hard to make our planet and our personal lives better and don’t ask for anything in return. They just do it because they decided we are important and worth saving just for existing. It’s an odd relationship, and we’re not always sure what to make of it, but honestly it goes a lot better than we worried alien contact would.

fox emoji review

what a good friend! soft eyes and face. i love this boy 5/5

something feels off about this to me but, nonetheless still a good fox 4/5

microsoft back at it again with the thick lines. it looks like a bootleg firefox mascot 2/5

oh.. oh my god…. a soft boy. a good boy. a friend boy. i would trust him with my life and my wallet 6/5

more beautiful foxes.. less pure than samsung yet still soft and trustworthy 5/5

i mean, it is a fox. i think. it looks more like a shiba inu if anything with the colors and round snout. still, shiba or not, nice fox 3/5

what the fuck. what the fuck is this. this isnt a fox 0/5

a realistic approach, he might seem intimidating but he’s really just misunderstood. he would guard you with his life 4/5

this is like the emoji one fox except with less soul and dark intentions. this is the kind of fox who would rob you behind a denny’s, and the mortal enemy of all foxes 1/5

Reading the Cursed Child

me: oh my god. they’re meeting on the train. this is perfect… oh my god. they’re hugging now. i am so here for a potter/malfoy friendship… okay, so like, i mean i guess they’re just like really close friends?… i feel like i’ve never hugged my guy friends this much… hold up… “you make me stronger.” this feels pretty gay dude… “you two- you belong together.” oh. my. god. they’re not friends, they’re fucking boyfriends. <3 i can’t wait for them to tie it up in a sweet scene in the end making it canon…wait.what’s happeni- no, wait. WAIT.

JKR:

me:

Originally posted by milansreactionwhen

Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
  • ---------------
  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
  • ---------------
  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
  • ---------------
  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
  • ---------------
  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
  • ---------------
  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
  • ---------------
  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
  • ---------------
  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
  • ---------------
  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
  • ---------------
  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?
werewolf mcswearwolf
  • so Remus curses like a fucking sailor
  • he tried to censor himself for a hot minute first year and then he met James, Sirius and Peter
  • and man, do those boys make him swear from hell to high water
  • but i mean come on we know it’s mostly Sirius
  • so anyway, Remus finds it really amusing that people think he’s the ‘innocent’ one
  • and one of his favorite past times is abusing this fact 
  • wether it’s studying with Lily
  • “Merlin’s bloody fucking tit”
  • “REMUS”
  • Or in class with McGonagall
  • “Oh my fucking god”
  • “Mr. Potter, see me after class”
  • anyway fifth year rolls around and Remus is loading his trunk onto the Hogwarts Express and drops it on his foot
  • “fucking shIT FUCK
  • “Moony! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!”
  • and Remus turns around and there’s Sirius, looking for all the world as if he’s just been deeply offended
  • Remus just rolls his eyes and drags his idiot ass onto the train
  • and for the first couple of days into the term, everytime Remus swears Sirius charms his mouth to be cleaned out with soap
  • which happened a shit ton bc my lord did these two spend all their time together
  • thankfully it only lasted a few days
  • so the following weekend Remus returns to the dorm from the shack
  • now despite the fact that they’ve been living with a werewolf for almost five years, the boys still forget that Remus has excellent hearing
  • and just as he’s about to enter he hears James and Sirius talking about him
  • James is trying to coax Sirius into admitting why the fuck Remus has had bubbles coming out of his mouth for the past couple of days
  • “I just can’t help it, Prongs, Remus swearing is so fucking hot.
  • and Remus just stands there, eyes wide and blushing lightly at first 
  • before all of that is wiped away suddenly by a huge smirk
  • so the next day in Charms, James and Sirius are sitting at one table while Remus and Peter are sharing the one next to them
  • and in the middle of the lesson, Remus raises his hand
  • Sirius pays no mind bc Remus is capable of being a fucking dork at times
  • and when Remus is called on, he just lets out a whole string of curses
  • “Professor, pardon my french, but why the fuck can we conjure water but not food? Seems pretty bloody stupid if you ask me.”
  • and everyone’s just staring at Remus bc who the fuck is this guy
  • poor Flitwick, shocked into silence, is barely able to squeak out “McGonagall” “office” “now”
  • grinning cheekily, Remus gets up, grabs his stuff, and throws a wink at Sirius
  • and that my children is the day Sirius finally dragged Remus into a broom cupboard and snogged his brains out 
  • the end 

I want to see the conversation they finally have about last year’s banquet though. Where Yuuri is still under the impression he did nothing more scandalous than initiating a dance off with Yurio and is like “I must have been a drunk mess, how could you still want to be my coach after seeing such a display?”

“Well, I mean, you specifically asked me to?”

“…what” 

“After we tangoed?”

“WHAT”

“And then you were doing this thing with your hips–” 

WHAT?” 

“And then I came to Hasetsu and you were so skittish and I…[laughing] Yuuri, really! Nothing? Oh my god, it finally makes sense! Those early weeks of thinking ‘Did he change his mind about me? Does he not like me any–’”

“N-nothing could have been further from the–”

[still laughing, beginning to wheeze a little, Makkachin becoming concerned]

VIKTOR THIS IS SERIOUS” 

Jefferson: So what I believe you are trying to say, is “thank you”.

Hamilton: “Thank you”?!

Jefferson: You’re welcome!

Hamilton: N-no that’s not what– i mean, why would I ever say–

Jefferson: I know it’s a lot. The hair, the bod..

Hamilton: oh my god

  • person: *walks up to a snack bar* hi, I'm really thirsty -
  • my friend: oh no
  • person: can I please -
  • my friend: sTOP.
  • person: - have a bottle of -
  • my friend: s t O P.
  • person: soda?
  • me: DID SOMEONE HERE JUST SAY SODA. sODA AS IN GREEK GOD COME TO LIFE. SODA AS IN BORN ON OCTOBER 8TH 1948. sODA AS IN THAT DUDE THAT'S 5'11”. SODA AS IN THE GUY THAT USED TO CRY OVER HIS HORSE NAMED MICKEY MOUSE. YOU MEAN SODA THAT LIKES HIS EGGS WITH GRAPE JELLY.