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Please watch this video of a man trying out a fountain pen for the first time it is the best thing ever for me.

“Do I have to go to college to use this pen?”

NO PETER DONT DRINK THE INK OH MY GOD

And then he spends like 20 seconds just sniffing the Ahab flex pen in utter disgust and fascination (the Noodler’s Pens are known to have a certain smell due to being made out of biodegradable material)

oh my god i love you. Like, this is amazing! You made my day! If its not too much, mind telling me how it escalated? 

Mine was when I asked a question about a bee purchase I was going to make and explained what method I was going to use with the purchase and the person told me that method didn’t exist. I replied with proof it does exist and works and said thank you for the information though, now i know these are the right things to get because they did answer letting me know that I was going to make the right purchase, but then they just started insulting me and a whole bunch of stuff saying I was being disrespectful by still wanting to try the method they didn’t like and they got super nasty. @_@  

now I got into tumblr drama on my other tumblr, cant wait for a bunch of unfollows, but whatever, I’ve basically given up on that tumblr anyway. 

Even if you dont want to talk about your experience, thanks for letting me know you’ve been in crazy heated bee discourse xD now I don’t feel so insane.

Honestly though, straight people mocking gay people without even taking a second to consider that one of more gay people may be around is so damaging to young gay, bi, pan and questioning people ect.?

Like I remember being 14 and super deep in the closet and like. I had this boyfriend, but then one day at school one of his friends made a joke about how I was probably secretly a lesbian and in love with my best friend in a very “ha ha gay people are funny” way, and the thing is. I was a closeted lesbian and I was in love with my best friend at the time and that comment literally killed me inside?? Like I can still feel the “oh god what if everyone knows and hates me and thinks I’m horrible and dirty” in my body when I think back at it and I’m actually crying as I’m typing this

We need to do better by gay kids and we need to teach our children to do better by gay kids as well

gallifreyanphd  asked:

I've always wondered how you come up with such precious dorkwin and levi comics!! They're always so adorable and improve my mood 1000%

Oh my god thank you so much ;^; Im glad those two doofuses are able to cheer you up because they drive me insane most of the time :D
I have several sources of inspiration: -I made up this whole universe with @alwaysbesassy, so shes a great enabler and perhaps as insane as me
- asks or prompts are always welcome and very inspiring
- requests from friends
- and uhm…stupid things that…uhm…happened to myself /)(\

Thank you again, I’m very touched you like them so much ♡

transcaptainamerica  asked:

how do u feel abt the comments cevans made in his last interview where he was basically like "why are people so intense when it comes to politics 😩😩😩 its not good vs evil" like it rlly makes me wanna roll my eyes out of my head like this white boy better stop playing... (but then i see a picture of him and im like oh My gOD)

Ugh listen it’s the great cevans crisis of 2k17 over here.

He’s an amazingly rich white liberal dude who’s acting like an amazingly rich white liberal dude. It’s easy to say that people take things too seriously when they have no idea what it’s like to be hurt by it. I think it’s cool that he speaks his mind on twitter and in interviews and what not but in no way shape or form is he some kind of visionary fighting for the discriminated people of the world. He sticks with very easy issues to agree with. At some point I really do just wonder if a celebrity like that is going to ever really understand what it’s like and chances are that they’re honestly not going to. Maybe someday someone will explain it to him. It’s disappointing but also I’m insanely bitter and have almost no expectations for anyone ever.

Also same? I’m so mad lol. I’m truly ashamed. Shoutout to the two people in the entire world who have listened to me whine and complain about him all week lmao.

anonymous asked:

🕸⭐️💡🖤🏆

1. Who’s the oldest character of yours that you still use?

UHHH GOD actually that’s probably a pretty good tie between favza and eret now, but ultimately i’d say favza since she both stayed in her world and never had a several years long hiatus in usage

babe

⭐️ 2. Who’s the oldest character of yours, defunct or not? 

this would also be favza, but as far as ‘defunct or not’ goes, i’ll bring back a dead one just for this

THIS WOULD BE MY OLDEST CHARACTER /EVER/ saga. he was some edgy snake demon thing im pretty sure and oh my god this picture is just. godawful pillow shaded mess

oh no. at least it has like. weighted lines

💡 3. Has creating a character ever made you realize something about yourself?

that im a giant furfuck

🖤 9. Is there a character that embodies your bad traits? Several characters? Which ones and what traits? 

well muerte is literally the embodiment of my worst moments and my mental health so like. i’d say they’re the only one i put all my bad traits into really. i put a few of my struggles and interests into a lot of characters i have just so it makes it easier to write and draw them and etc but hey its not necessarily as much as it is my weird vent coyote dog thing

🏆 19. What’s more important to you: visual design, unique personality, a trendy character aesthetic, etc? If you’re not sure, then what’s the first thing you usually nail down in a character?

DEFINITELY an aesthetic. if i can’t push together a character in a couple words (ex: big, orange, scruffy or orchid/spindly/hollow) and have it work then it usually stops going somewhere pretty quick. a lot of my process is just inspiration>shapes>first drafts>refinements>scrap and repeat if i dont like

anonymous asked:

Ahdldmqhxlshx oh my god Siobhan I made a joking post about wanting a sugar daddy and I actually got an offer this is the funniest thing that's happened to me

Once someone offered me money for a video of me shoving socks in my pussy lmfao

The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building And Only Ever Sees Me When I Look Disgusting

The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name. we met on a bus, when i smiled WAY too brightly at him for strangers because, honest to god, my whole heart lit up in a way that made me think, “oh, i must know that guy!!” no. i didn’t. he’s just The Most Beautiful Man In The World.

what does The Most Beautiful Man In The World look like? i will tell you:

  • like the way the sun spills over water at dusk
  • like the way food smells when you’re hungry
  • like the sound angels make when they’re doing folk covers of pop songs on their heavenly harps
  • and also kind of like the guy who played Chad in “high school musical,” if the guy who played Chad in “high school musical” was the most beautiful man in the world.

i tell you this not only to brag that i live in the same apartment complex as The Most Beautiful Man In The World but also because i want to know WHY, if there even IS A GOD, every single time i run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World i look like a LITERAL DUMPSTER TROLL that has just CRAWLED OUT OF ITS GARBAGE HOUSE in search of FREE WIFI AND A SLURPEE. i want to know why i can never just BE COOL with The Most Beautiful Man In The World when we ride the elevator together, which is!!!! kind of often!!!!!

DID YOU GUYS KNOW that sometimes i look nice?? sometimes i actually look like a FUNCTIONING ADULT!!! sometimes i would go so far as to say i am an ATTRACTIVE INDIVIDUAL!!!!! 

you know who DOESN’T know any of that???

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, WHO LIVES IN MY BUILDING!!!

here’s a quick rundown of the last few times i ran into The Most Beautiful Man In The World:

  • i was wearing a maxi dress i had very cleverly biked home in, without a helmet* (*don’t try that at home, kids), in the VERY HOT AFTERNOON SUN, so i was a GROSS SWEAT MONSTER but without any OBVIOUS INDICATOR that there was a normal reason for it, and i couldn’t stand to look at him so i just glared at my phone while he probably wondered, alarmed, whether i was fleeing the scene of a crime
  • i was wearing a white shirt that i had not SECONDS before spilled salsa ALL OVER in a big red stain right down the front like a KINDERGARTNER
  • i was carrying two armfuls of ENORMOUS bags of popcorn with a three musketeers bar literally in my mouth and he overheard me say through my stuffed candy cheeks to my doorman, “oh, no, i’m not having a party, this is literally all for me”
  • i dropped my backpack while opening my mail and said to it, defeatedly, “why? why did you do that when i explicitly told you not to? do you like being on the floor?” 
  • i fell into and then off of the elevator

why??? why does this happen??? what vengeful god has orchestrated it so the ONLY TIMES i ever run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World are when i could easily be mistaken for a child’s doll that has been put through the wash by accident, or a dollar bill that has been stained by years of being in people’s sweaty palms, or a mop with eyes???

whatever. everything costs money and everyone you love disappoints you. Mop Eyes out.

Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
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  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
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  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
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  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
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  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
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  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
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  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
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  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
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  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
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  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?
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I was feeling terrible because I forgot to commemorate my cat’s eighth adoption anniversary, but I just learned that tumblr will make gifs from videos! So here are some pics of my imperious kitty while he’s trying to go to sleep despite my interferences.

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BBC Sherlock Instagram AU. AU in that any of them are any good at Instagram.

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I’m meeting D&P tomorrow and I still can’t believe that it’s really happening!! Wish me luck guys ‘cause I’m about to die.  (☞゚∀゚)☞

I made a couple of things for Dan & Phil w/ my twin sister @marketakindlova which you can see in the pictures above (sorry for the bad lightning >.<). We printed out our fanarts (I haven’t posted some of them yet!), made an “award” for the crafty corner and created the frame thingy and keychains/charms for them as well.^^ We are giving them also a plushie and Czech spa hazelnut wafers haha.

I’m so so excited!! I’m leaving for Berlin literally in like two hours! If you are going too, you can come and say hi to me! :)) <3

I’ve seen people on here saying that 2016 didn’t really suck. That it would have been an okay year, if people would stop “whining about celebrity deaths.”

To that, I say, shut the hell up, oh my god.

Yeah, the celebrity deaths made the year hard - a lot of people that were very loved, who inspired us, passed away this year. That’s awful.

But have you not seen politics? Have you not seen people being gunned down in the streets, people spray-painting swastikas on buildings, or using the words of the current president elect as an excuse to be violent and cruel?

If you haven’t seen that, that’s great. Maybe you’re in an epic country, or maybe you’re privileged and not affected by it. That’s awesome for you.

But 2016 was fucking awful, and not just because Carrie Fisher and David Bowie and so many others died.

It was awful because we watched our friends and family, or other people we thought we trusted, turn into monsters who showed how much they really hated us, and people like us. We watched love turn to hate, and it hurt.

We watched people who said they cared about us put all their energy behind someone who wants people like us to be removed, or hurt, or killed, or converted into something “normal.” 

Then, we watched that person get elected.

This is a scary time for a lot of us. So even if you’re not standing at the edge of 2017 with a knife and an emergency kit, remember that a lot of people are.

Be kind to each other, and listen. Welcome in the New Year, but with caution.

smh and sneezing

this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing

  • jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
  • bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
  • shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
  • lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
  • holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
  • ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
  • nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
  • dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
  • chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
  • tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
  • whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.
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Made a lemonhead lemonkid plushie for a friend!! I’m totally inexperienced when it comes to sewing round things, but I gave it a shot q-q

It’s stupidly soft, and surprisingly durable!! I’m gonna make a few for myself- Probably a big one I can use as a pillow…

I definitely took some artistic liberties, but overall I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!!


[Lemonheads/kids belong to @loverofpiggies!!]

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Sans is great at puns and all, but we all know Papyrus is the Pun master… (forgive me)

I love the fact that Jack made the robot joke because it truly shows how far he’s come. I mean in the beginning, he used to be so stiff and mostly cared about proving himself as well as his worth because he felt he HAD to after all that had happened.

But now, he’s just completely different and it’s so brilliant. Jack’s more relaxed, open and willing to talk about his feelings more than he used to. He’s changed and it’s for the better because I think he’s now a little bit freer than before. Especially after telling their friends! Bitty has really made a huge and important impact on his life, has made it worth living for along with his awesome career.

And Shitty’s like ‘oh my god, love has changed you and i love it because you’re happier and brighter and love is a good look on you, ah my best friend’s so happy, this is SUCH A GOOD THING.’

Character development is a wonderful thing and I’m happy, SUCH AN AMAZING UPDATE.