oh my god i love this though

Babies?

“Ew, Shawn please! I don’t know what to do oh my god please!” Alex exclaimed, making Shawn laugh at how over dramatic she was being.

“It’s just a bit of throw up, grumps. Look… Just wipe it off.” He laughed, wiping the childs face.

Alex got stuck babysitting her baby cousin, Leo. She has really no experience with toddlers and gets grossed out easily.

She doesn’t hate them, she’s just confused about… Everything they are and do.

“Oh… Yeah I knew that.” She giggled, letting him wobble off to his toy blocks.

“Babies are so weird.” She stated, sitting back against the edge of the couch.

“They’re alright. Just hope they don’t-”

He was cut off by a quiet whine.

“… Cry.” He finished, watching Alex groan and just watch the child in front of them.

“He’s faking it. Always does this shit when he doesn’t get enough attention.” She said, crossing her arms.

“Sounds like someone I know.” Shawn smirked, Alex giggled and rolled her eyes jokingly at him.

“You’re not crying Leo. Chill out.” She said to the child, he immediately stopped and went back to clashing his toys together.

“See? Knows I run shit around here.” Alex smiled proudly, Shawn snorted and leaned on her arm.

“Why don’t you speak to him in a cutesy little high voice?” Shawn questioned.

“Cause then it’ll mess up how they learn to speak, pookie.” She shrugged.

“But like… He’s such a cute baby!” Shawn laughed, Leo let out a giggle and wobbled over to Shawn.

“See?” He smiled, playing with his tiny little hands.

After awhile Leo stood up and wobbled over to Alex and started grabbing at her hair and face.

“Ew. Get off please.” She spoke, leaning away, making Shawn very confused.

Does she really not like babies?

~~

After Alex’s Aunt picked up Leo, Shawn finally bought up the thought that was on his mind all day.

“Do you want kids?” He questioned, making Alex shoot her head up.

“I dunno. If I’m with the right person, then why not?” She shrugged.

“Why not?” He repeated, she nodded.

“I just- I dunno. They scare me sometimes, they touch everything with their sticky little hands. They’re cute of course, but I dunno. I haven’t really thought about it.” She shrugged, he scoffed.

“It sounds like you have.” He stated, she looked over at him very confused.

“I’m twenty years old, sorry if I haven’t thought about it that much!” She exclaimed, rubbing her head.

“Do you want kids?” She asked, looking over at him.

“Yeah! I want some… Specifically with you. But I mean-” She cut him off.

“You want kids with me?” She asked, her voice full of pure awe.

“Yeah. I think you’d be a great mom. You get worried over everything they do, you get scared, but you still know how to handle them.” He shrugged, she smiled and kissed his cheek.

“We’re in love, so I’m not gonna over think this. We’ll get there when we get there.” He whispered, kissing her lips lightly.

“Okay.”

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anonymous asked:

HAYATE AS A HELL HOUND IN THAT HADES/PERSEPHONE AU. Shiba dogs, or just black and white dogs, being a Sign of the Queen ruler of the underworld. *_* (you can take this as a request or just a comment, either one)

OKAY SO I COULDN’T THINK OF A DRABBLE FOR THIS BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD. Please consider……… this:

  • He is normally very smol. Smol enough to be carried. But he can grow considerably. He has to defend the Gates of Heck Hell, after all.
  • There are other black and white dogs depicted in myth and legend that help to guard certain aspects of the underworld, but he’s the one that is illustrated and spoken of most often.
  • He only eats the most vile of souls.
  • He takes to Roy fairly quickly, though not without scaring him first… After Roy offers him scratches behind the ear, he begins to warm up to him.
  • I just imagined Riza on this epic throne with Hayate sitting tall and proud in front of her. He protec

salazar-slytherin-8867  asked:

Oh my god that anon was so fucking stupid, please dont kill yourself I love you, and i never want to lose you bc even though ive only been following you for a while, I still love you, and you dont deserve all this hate, and you're amazing and never forget that, because you matter and I wouldn't want to live in a world without you. ❤

aaaahh oh my god. This is so sweet I literally cannot function! thank you so so much. I know that anon was only being stupid, but it still wasn’t great to get. I’m so glad that you care. 💜💜

anonymous asked:

Oh my god just to add to that because I legitimately love choking )and wish more dudes would just do it properly when we’ve agreed to do it), Mox keeping that hand around your throat so so tight you’re getting just enough air to keep conscious and refusing to let go until he’s finished in your pussy even though he really wants to play with your tits and you realise shortly after you’re going to have to wear shirts with high necks it some pretty scarves for the next few days if those marks bruise

Exactly, the proper way. Not the I’m going to legit murder you way! I love it so much and I’m a sucker for marking so scarves were my fave thing.

I think a lot about choking is just the actual holding and little squeezes that gets me going. Mox would totally know how to do it right though. He wants you dizzy enough to not be able to control yourself but conscious enough to squeeze down hard on him and take his load deep inside you

@sugasdna reblogged your photo: “MIN YOONGI KILLED ME OK !! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE HALLWAY !! FUCK THAT I LOVED THE MV AND I WAS HYPED !!! @sugasdna…”#hahaha#this is quite funny#because you were the one freaking out the most��

Can you blame me ? I still need to rewatch the mv again. I was getting out of math and you all start screaming (I just saw DYING though at that time) I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN TODAY THE MV WOULD DROP !!!

And the Spotify version ? YOONGI RAPPING IN ENGLISH ???

I… just….

What’s my name ? Where am I ? Who are you ? Oh, is it god ? I just have the name Yoongi in my mouth…

©My SUGA Faith | Do not edit.

Such a dangerous man…

local pigeon steals hearts and $10,000 worth of government information

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7•2•17 | 53/100 days of productivity

New study space and I am in love. Hardwood table! So much space! So much natural light! What more could a girl ask for?

🎧: Nightcall: London Grammar

anonymous asked:

Kat,,,,,,,keith Cries,,,,,,,,,fanon keith is dead,,,hes,,,,,emotiONAL,,,

Dude. Dude, I know. Here’s some great stuff about Keith that fandom can no longer deny:

  • when asked to describe himself he first comes up blank
  • no mentions of his talents whatsoever?? he’s not arrogant
  • in fact he has no trouble admitting that he’s bad at something
  • keeps saying that he pilots the black lion but refuses to say that he’s the black paladin
  • he thinks that being part Galra might be why he has always been bad at connecting with people 
  • automatically plays around with his knife when the Galra part gets mentioned
  • THE STUPID CHEER FROM S1 IS STILL ON HIS MIND
  • is very straightforward and wants to avoid complicated stuff as much as possible
  • apologized twice for blowing up; he’s self-conscious about his temper
  • [voice crack] “I don’t know why I’m that way”
  • is aware of his abandonment issues
  • is also aware that he puts some walls up
  • tries to compose himself by rubbing his fingers together
  • knows when he is about to cry and promised himself not to do it ((in front of the camera/a potential audience at least))

HE’S. SO GREAT. SO SO GREAT. He’s much more self-aware than fandom gives him credit for. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;A;

Writer’s Problems
  • i really like this scene i wrote but it’s completely useless
  • who the hell is this guy
  • Wait how should I end this - hmm, maybe death
  • I have no idea what i’m doing but it’s going great
  • tOO MANY CHARACTERS
  • I wasn’t planning to have this much angst
  • that person wasn’t supposed to die, but it just happened
  • Let’s start another story even though I have 38749823 incomplete ones
  • Which doc is my most recent one, “Script 17.0″ or “staph and thangs”?
  • I need a plot twist *throws dart* Alright, he’s gonna die
  • I just reread that section and I want to peel out my eyes
  • oh god how did i write one page in three hours
  • what do I do with all these plot holes
  • This character should die but I love them too much
  • [after writing 100 pages] Fuck this nonsense, I’m starting over

so @joliemariella went and made this amazing freaking picture and has been telling me about this adorable little-mermaid-based au idea of hers and my hand slipped for several, several hours, oh dear.

If you are the person who loves her next, please remember she’s not as strong as she looks. She has a heart of gold but it’s covered with full body armor. She has sparkling eyes that you will get lost in and lips that look like heaven. She’s not scared of much but she is scared of not being enough. Make her feel like she’s more than enough she deserves that. Her laugh will be your new favorite song I promise. When she smiles, oh god when she smiles your heart will beat like it’s never beaten before. Don’t be scared though, she’ll make you feel at home. She’s beautiful, call her beautiful like it’s her first name. She can make every outfit look good. Please love her, make her a priority, she deserves to be happy. Love her because she didn’t want my love anymore.
—  Luv u

so when are we gonna make that female production of newsies happen…

i can provide my complete lack of acting, singing, and dancing abilities 

After that last lil’ comic, I though: “What if Joey gave the script to Bendy?” And this happened! Hope you like it and congrats on the 2,000+!



Oh this is accurate as hell.