oh my god i love the dad

guys smth big happene d. big concert happening

dad impulse bought concert tickets and guess whom..guess WHOM..it’s . i can barely type but.. it’s an emmylou harris (she worked with bright eyes on i’m wide awake it’s morning!!!! she sang on that album!! her!!) and the nash ramblers reunion show,,and. oh my gosh,,we..are… so close to the stage..ill be able to touch it

bangtanfxckmeup  asked:

I'm dying I just watched Beauty and the Beast and I was talking about how I needed to find my own Beast and have a movie about it and my dad's friend went "Call it Beauty and Rap Monster." 😂😂😂

OH MY GOD AJFPWEOAIJ the one and only tru beast, a beast in visuals, a beast in rapping, a triple threat beast, R. A. P. M. O. N. S. T. E. R. tbh i’d let namjoon capture, shelter, and feed me with all of that cash moola, wouldn’t you?? plus, rapping isn’t the only thing he’s a beast at… //eye emoji// (i love how your dad’s friend knew about namjoon though LMAO)

good things about the adventure zone

-when griffin scream laughs
-when they’re like “do i need to do a check” and griffin is like “no you’re goo-” and they’re like “i got an 18” and griffin is like “OH SHIT YOU JUST DO IT SO GOOD. ONE HAND NO LEGS.”
-when clint makes a dick joke and they boys are like “EW NO GOD NO” and he’s like “they did it!!!” and the boys are like “YOURE MY DAD”
-when travis tears up about magnus’s backstory and/or love of dogs
-“and then you all died oh nooo well that’s the end see ya everybody- no i’m kidding”
-“you and the box both drink the poison and you’re dead and the box is dead and you’re both dead. bye.”
-“ango”
-garfield
-fuck what’s his name. the coin guy. i love him.

Son,

Phichit: Take care of Yuuri, okay?

Viktor: I will.

Phichit: If you hurt my son, I’ll destroy you

Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.

Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.

Yuuri:

Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?

Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO

Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.

Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”

Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.

Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…

Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house

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some boku no hero valentine’s doodle for my friends!

AND OH MY GOD HOW I LOVE MIC I CAN’T EVEN AHHHHH…….

is there a future to us ?
  • “hey… where do you see us in five years?”
  • “i would love to meet your parents… “
  • “ would it — be okay to ask if i could… meet your parents?”
  • “do you think your parents will like me?”
  • “you know… when i look at you i see the person i wanna marry.”
  • “you’d look great in a wedding ring… ”
  • “come on… your eyes, my smile — don’t you think our baby would be beautiful?”
  • “where do you… stand on kids?”
  • “how many kids do you think we’ll have?”
  • “i’ve always wanted a girl/boy… what about you?”
  • “oh god no — my friends will be the end of you!”
  • “ i think you’re gonna love my friends. ”
  • “ so, my mom’s a bit of a hardass… she might not — you know… ”
  • “ my dad is the sweetest in the world… and i think he’ll love you”
  • “ no trust me… you don’t wanna meet my family — “
  • “ oh, uhm… i might not – have… told my family… that i’m seeing someone”
  • “ do we really have to make it — official ?”
  • “ i’m not sure if i’m ready for the next step… ”
  • “ where would you want to get married ?”
  • “ i know that… you want to do it in a church but… i’m not so sure —”
  • “ i have this dream… with you… that we have a large house and kids… “
  • “ kids ? isn’t that a bit — early ?”
  • “ maybe not now… but – someday ~”
  • “ i… want to introduce you to my parents. ”
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“Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on. I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.” - Whoopi Goldberg speaking of Nichelle Nichols

“When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums. I always knew about comedy, I always loved comedy.The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard, because I kept looking at my daddy going, ‘Oh my god. there’s somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her look at her! she looks just like me.‘” -Leslie Jones speaking of Whoopi Goldberg 

Kip Kinkel about his parents
Kip Kinkel about his parents

The interrogation of Kip Kinkel on May 21, 1998. I compiled the parts where he talks about his motive to murder his parents (William Kinkel and Faith Zuranski), his relationship to them and what he was feeling when he killed them. For a better understanding of this, he killed his father first, not in a fight, after the fight, when his father was in the kitchen drinking something. When his mother came home, he killed her too. The next day, he shot up his high school.

- Detective: Okay….So was your dad…Did he hit you or anything like that?
Kip Kinkel: No.
Detective: Okay…Was he yelling or out of control or?
Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t, I couldn’t, I had no other choice. God.

- Kip Kinkel: I loved my dad that’s why I had to
Detective: You love him, so that’s why you had to kill him?
Kip Kinkel: Yes.

- Kip Kinkel: Oh my God, my parents were good people, I’m just so fucked up in the head, I don’t know why.

- Detective: Do you say anything to her? 
Kip Kinkel: Yes, I told her I loved her.
Detective: And then you shot her. 
Kip Kinkel: Yes. God damn it, these voices inside my head.

- Kip Kinkel: She was still alive and I said that I loved her and I shot her…I shot her again, so she wouldn’t know that I killed her. I loved my mom.

- Detective: Now you shot your mom to save her the embarrassment and that sort of stuff, right?
Kip Kinkel: Yes.
Detective: Okay. Was that the right thing or the wrong thing to do?
Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t do anything else.

- Kip Kinkel: My dad kept saying how my mom…how embarrassed she was going to be and how horrible I was and I couldn’t let my mom feel like that. I couldn’t do anything else. There’s no other way.

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Jinyoung asking Joey “where’s dad?” I love this family oh my god

highlights of 4x03
  • day trip 2.0 let’s goooo 
  •  of course Bellamy thinks he won’t get a spot on the Ark and OF COURSE Clarke is like YES YOU FUCKING WILL
  • hi luna!!
  • the hand nuzzle
  • every indra scene is awesome
  • hi jackson!!
  • can bellamy and clarke stand any closer?? like for real get closer go kiss
  • bellamy driving the rover hot damn
  • the hand nuzzle
  • JAHA RIDING IN THE BACKSEAT LIKE A KID 
  •  also yay!! papa miller’s back!! 
  • murphy stealing the medicine to help a child just like his dad did for him :“”((( 
  •  GAIA IS MY QUEEN I LOVE HER 
  •  AND HOLY SHIT SHE’S INDRA’S DAUGHTER 
  • the hand nuzzle
  •  "SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU" “YOU’VE GOT IT BACKWARDS"ok they love each other so much ok
  • Bellamy sure has a lot of fun with that rover wow 
  • the bellarke hand nuzzle did you guys see it
  •  Hmmm ok Octavia I respect you for helping my girl Gaia like that 
  •  OH MY GOD 
  • THAT BELLARKE SCENE 
  • BELLAMY SNOOZING ON THE COUCH 
  •  CLARKE PUTTING DOWN BELLAMY’S NAME 
  •  BELLAMY WRITING DOWN HERS 
  •  "If you’re on the list, I’m on the list” aka IF YORE A BIRD IM A BIRD 
  • THE FUCKING HAND NUZZLE
  • CLARKE AND BELLAMY LOVE AND TRUST AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER SO MUCH OKAY

but like how would parents!Victor and Yuuri react to their precious child going on his first dates with Otabek?
LET ME ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.
Both Victor and Yuuri being very supportive but also very weary
“So…this guy you’re seeing uh?” “yurio stop texting that guy, we’re having dinner!!” “but WHO is he?? can we meet him??” “He drives a motorbike? Is that safe?” “Aww Yurio! you look SO happy!! that guy again??”
And Yurio being like “daDS STOP OH MY GOD” “I already told you he’s just a friend!!!” “I text whoever I want whenever I want!” “OF COURSE YOU CAN’T MEET HIM” “yeah totally safe” “dads stoP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS”
Victor and Yuuri freaking out and panicking when Otabek randomly steals their child with his shiny badass motorbike
Victor: “YURIO NO COME BACK”
Yuuri: * already calling the police *
And Yuuri getting all “isn’t he a bit too young???” “maybe we should give him the talk” “what do you mean HE ALREADY KNOWS?? I didn’t know until I was like 18” “VICTOR STOP LAUGHING.”
And Victor getting all emotional “our baby is all grown up and he doesn’t need us anymore. he only needs badass manly guys.” “he’s such a little rebel, isn’t he?” “OMG IS HE GONNA BECOME A CRIMINAL???” “YUURI WE’VE GOT TO STOP HIM”
Victor and Yuuri calling Yurio during his dates with Otabek from different telephone numbers each time because otherwise Yurio won’t answer to their calls
“DADS YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME SO MUCH OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE”

6

When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums. I always knew about comedy, I always loved comedy.The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard, because I kept looking at my daddy going, ‘Oh my god. there’s somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her look at her! she looks just like me.‘”

THIS EPISODE GAVE ME THE GIGGLES iiiiit’s POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “dad loved this thing” LMAO THE NEGAN REFERENCE I’M CRYIN THE BAT 
  • i’m sorry that is the best–their AU dad is a megalomaniac in a zombie apocalypse 
  • THE GISHWHES REFERENCE 
  •  finally sam has a dog. wait nevermind 
  • [lucifer voice] mm. kinky. 
  • oh my god i love these awkward business demons 
  • SATAN GETS HIS OWN DOG BUT SAM DOESN’T!? 
  • the thing keeping luci from talking omg this is hilarious 
  • JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ….i like this new angel ;n; (EDIT: the angel i like is the new one talking to cas! i can’t recall his name lol)
  • RIP AWK BUSINESS DEMONS 
  • the glasses! :D 
  • OHHH DEAN IS GONNA BE PIIIIISSED 
  • the green cooler has made ITS ACTION DEBUT 
  • OHHHOOOH SHIT CROWLEY OHHH THIS IS SUPER COOL “this vessel is your cage” I HAVE WANTED THIS SO BAD 
  • NO! cas! you have! a HOME! ON EARTH

i hope this means WE’RE GOING TO GET SOME OF OUR OLD ANGELS BACK

I had to google what a maid cafe was because I had no idea oh my god but it looks so cute (♡゚▽゚♡)

step up your game america (눈_눈)

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Zen:

- literally “ awws ” outloud

- wants to see you in your maid outfit right away

- ,, for research purposes

- visits you all the time at work and you’re just so cute he loves it

- if you wear the outfit around the house he can’t keep his eyes off you

- maid kink? confirmed

Jumin:

- no idea that was a thing until you told him it was where you worked

- his dad probably owns some maid cafes honestly but he still didn’t know about it

- he’ll literally buy it just because you work there

- he visits you a lot between meetings for some coffee

- it’s weird having you act like a maid for him but kinda likes it


Yoosung:

- probably has been to one before

- cU T E CUTE MC!!!

- loves that you work at a place that you enjoy

- everything is so pink and bright at your work place he likes it

- the food is so so good too!!

- on lunch break he’ll drive over and visit you to see how you’re doing and to get something to eat

707:

- lowkey jealous because he tried to get a job there AND ALMOST DID but then he was exposed and had to flee

- thank god they don’t recognize him when he comes back with you

- he loves visiting you at work you look so cute in your little maid outfit

- he borrows it sometimes but it doesn’t really fit

- stop seven you’re gonna rip it

V:

- he’s never really been interested before but you seem happy and he’s glad that you work in an environment that you enjoy!! he knows how important it is to like your work

- takes promotional pictures for the owners

- it’s hard because he takes more pictures of you than anything else when he’s there

- thinks your outfit is adorable look at his girl running around in her little fluffy dress what a cutie

Saeran:

- it’s too bright for him he doesn’t like it

- everything in your workplace is pink why

- does NOT understand the appeal at all

- likes the food though but he just doesn’t get into it

- but he knows you like working there so he’s down with it, but he doesn’t visit too often it’s too cute and fluffy in there it gives him such a headache

- you put the little maid hat on him and he blushes when you call him cute

- likes when you bring him home sweets though

Twins papa

Risa: ren love to talking nasty thing dad,he so uhgg *talking shit about ren*
Saeran:??
Saeran: I’m not your dad
Risa: oh –
Risa: Oh sht
Saeran: ^^
Risa: wh-wheres my dad?!;;;
Saeran: behind you from the start you talking shit about my son.
Risa:
707: T-T

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707: *running toward ren* rennn
Ren: you’re not my dad
Saeran: :^) 👌