dad impulse bought concert tickets and guess whom..guess WHOM..it’s . i can barely type but.. it’s an emmylou harris (she worked with bright eyes on i’m wide awake it’s morning!!!! she sang on that album!! her!!) and the nash ramblers reunion show,,and. oh my gosh,,we..are… so close to the stage..ill be able to touch it
I'm dying I just watched Beauty and the Beast and I was talking about how I needed to find my own Beast and have a movie about it and my dad's friend went "Call it Beauty and Rap Monster." 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD AJFPWEOAIJ the one and only tru beast, a beast in visuals, a beast in rapping, a triple threat beast, R. A. P. M. O. N. S. T. E. R. tbh i’d let namjoon capture, shelter, and feed me with all of that cash moola, wouldn’t you?? plus, rapping isn’t the only thing he’s a beast at… //eye emoji// (i love how your dad’s friend knew about namjoon though LMAO)
-when griffin scream laughs
-when they’re like “do i need to do a check” and griffin is like “no you’re goo-” and they’re like “i got an 18” and griffin is like “OH SHIT YOU JUST DO IT SO GOOD. ONE HAND NO LEGS.”
-when clint makes a dick joke and they boys are like “EW NO GOD NO” and he’s like “they did it!!!” and the boys are like “YOURE MY DAD”
-when travis tears up about magnus’s backstory and/or love of dogs
-“and then you all died oh nooo well that’s the end see ya everybody- no i’m kidding”
-“you and the box both drink the poison and you’re dead and the box is dead and you’re both dead. bye.”
-fuck what’s his name. the coin guy. i love him.
Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.
Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.
Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?
Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO
Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”
Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.
Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…
Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house
“Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on. I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.” - Whoopi Goldberg speaking of Nichelle Nichols
“When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums. I always knew about comedy, I always loved comedy.The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard, because I kept looking at my daddy going, ‘Oh my god. there’s somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her look at her! she looks just like me.‘” -Leslie Jones speaking of Whoopi Goldberg
The interrogation of Kip Kinkel on May 21, 1998. I compiled the parts where he talks about his motive to murder his parents (William Kinkel and FaithZuranski), his relationship to them and what he was feeling when he killed them. For a better understanding of this, he killed his father first, not in a fight, after the fight, when his father was in the kitchen drinking something. When his mother came home, he killed her too. The next day, he shot up his high school.
- Detective: Okay….So was your dad…Did he hit you or anything like that? Kip Kinkel: No. Detective: Okay…Was he yelling or out of control or? Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t, I couldn’t, I had no other choice. God.
- Kip Kinkel: I loved my dad that’s why I had to Detective: You love him, so that’s why you had to kill him? Kip Kinkel: Yes.
- Kip Kinkel: Oh my God, my parents were good people, I’m just so fucked up in the head, I don’t know why.
- Detective: Do you say anything to her? Kip Kinkel: Yes, I told her I loved her. Detective: And then you shot her. Kip Kinkel: Yes. God damn it, these voices inside my head.
- Kip Kinkel: She was still alive and I said that I loved her and I shot her…I shot her again, so she wouldn’t know that I killed her. I loved my mom.
- Detective: Now you shot your mom to save her the embarrassment and that sort of stuff, right? Kip Kinkel: Yes. Detective: Okay. Was that the right thing or the wrong thing to do? Kip Kinkel: I couldn’t do anything else.
- Kip Kinkel: My dad kept saying how my mom…how embarrassed she was going to be and how horrible I was and I couldn’t let my mom feel like that. I couldn’t do anything else. There’s no other way.
but like how would parents!Victor and Yuuri react to their precious child going on his first dates with Otabek?
LET ME ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.
Both Victor and Yuuri being very supportive but also very weary
“So…this guy you’re seeing uh?” “yurio stop texting that guy, we’re having dinner!!” “but WHO is he?? can we meet him??” “He drives a motorbike? Is that safe?” “Aww Yurio! you look SO happy!! that guy again??”
And Yurio being like “daDS STOP OH MY GOD” “I already told you he’s just a friend!!!” “I text whoever I want whenever I want!” “OF COURSE YOU CAN’T MEET HIM” “yeah totally safe” “dads stoP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS”
Victor and Yuuri freaking out and panicking when Otabek randomly steals their child with his shiny badass motorbike
Victor: “YURIO NO COME BACK”
Yuuri: * already calling the police *
And Yuuri getting all “isn’t he a bit too young???” “maybe we should give him the talk” “what do you mean HE ALREADY KNOWS?? I didn’t know until I was like 18” “VICTOR STOP LAUGHING.”
And Victor getting all emotional “our baby is all grown up and he doesn’t need us anymore. he only needs badass manly guys.” “he’s such a little rebel, isn’t he?” “OMG IS HE GONNA BECOME A CRIMINAL???” “YUURI WE’VE GOT TO STOP HIM”
Victor and Yuuri calling Yurio during his dates with Otabek from different telephone numbers each time because otherwise Yurio won’t answer to their calls
“DADS YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME SO MUCH OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE”
“When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums. I always knew about comedy, I always loved comedy.The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard, because I kept looking at my daddy going, ‘Oh my god. there’s somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her look at her! she looks just like me.‘”
Risa: ren love to talking nasty thing dad,he so uhgg *talking shit about ren*
Saeran: I’m not your dad
Risa: oh –
Risa: Oh sht
Risa: wh-wheres my dad?!;;;
Saeran: behind you from the start you talking shit about my son.
707: *running toward ren* rennn
Ren: you’re not my dad
Saeran: :^) 👌