oh my god i hate me

anonymous asked:

I hate old people so much. They're rude, conceited, they stand in the way of everything to talk and refuse to move (this isn't a social club, fucking get your shit and leave you old bat) and they take all my small carts using them as walkers or sit around in our mall for hours. That 1. Makes my job harder because i'm constantly harassed for them 2. Have to walk huge distances because they fuck off with them off the property or just dump them away from the bays. So fuck you lot. Fuck the fuck off

Oh my God. OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE CONGREGATERS! I fucking hate it when old people do that! As an employee AND as a customer. Get out of the fucking way, you wrinkly ass cheek! It happens at any age, but 90% of the time it’s someone that’s probably picked out their own casket within the last week. Makes me want to rip their tongues out and throw it for them to go fetch. Let me do my job or let me just grab that one box of cereal! It’s so rude and so fucking selfish. Most sane people either go somewhere out of the way or, hell, go out for coffee if the conversation is actually any good. Instead you hear the most mundane boring or weird shit coming out of their mouths. Was your cat’s hairball texture really worth blocking the spaghetti(actually happened, I’m not kidding)? I could write a goddamn book on this I swear. I know they’re probably lonely, fair enough, but coffee and lunch is way better than talking about your dry skin in the middle of the bread aisle. -Abby

anonymous asked:

...why do you feel the need to criticize someone's art for something as small as a height difference?

Silly me. You are so right. I should just keep my dumb mouth shut and my opinions to myself.

Here’s the thing: It wasn’t a criticism. It was a reaction. Like “Oh I was confused when I first saw this.”

Here’s the other thing: I swear to god this fandom treats fan-artists like they are above critique. How do I know this? A /very/ popular fanartist recently did a piece that was highly offensive and racist. When I, along with several other users, pointed it out to her, she was quick to take the piece down and try again. Her fucking followers, though, filled my inbox with anon hate. “Oh, it wasn’t meant like that,” “she’s doing this series, you’re seeing something not there,” ect ect. Give me a break. 

Here’s the actual critique of that piece. Forget the height difference. John and Alex have been white-washed and it’s pretty gross. 

theatredragon  asked:

Can I just say. You've had to put up with so much bullshit lately oh my god. Kudos to you for acting like a decent human being and bring mature about it. I never understood stupid anons. You're so much better than their hate. I love your work <3

Thank you my friend. I honestly think It’s one Butt Hurt Person, but it makes me sad just because the actually creator of that art was so understanding and listened? 

I appreciate your kind words. 

This only took me 3 weeks to get finished lmaO but whateVER, remove it from my sighT.

Lance and Asul, from the klance fic Gold Dust

  • keith, about to confess his galra heritage: there's something i need to get off my chest
  • lance, without thinking: is it your shirt?
  • lance, internally: oh my god why am i like this now he knows i like him this is the worst thing to ever happen to me oh god what is he going to say back oh no he probably hates me i cant ever show my face--
  • keith, unphased: no ??
  • lance, internally: of fucking course he didnt get it honestly its like hes from a different planet or something i swear

HE

well there is magic all around you, if i do say so myself
i have known this much longer than i’ve known you


my half of the witch harry art trade with @believeinbritboys (their half is amazing, seriously go check it out!!!!!) 

i wanted to do a lot more with this but my tablet broke right as i was finishing .. go figure.. p upset i couldn’t finish it- i even had to write my signature w my touchpad lmao but!! anyways!! here’s harry and a three eyed cat.. magically stirring his tea.. 🌝 hope you guys like it!

things my friend’s new boyfriend said about her the first time i ever met him
  • “i am an old man lost [deep sigh] in the sea of love.” (he is 21)
  • (she shows off a new dress she just bought that is covered in butterflies and is prancing around the apartment) “i never thought i could like butterflies so much in my life. can i…can i please give you a kiss on the cheek? please?” (kisses her on the cheek with a resounding MWAH sound) “magnificent.”
  • “three years in texas? too much.” (emphatically points to her) “the fourth year? totally worth it.”
  • “so, i hate social media, like getting caught up in these filtered lives and shit, but with her? i just wanna take pictures of her all the time, man, and post them all over the place.”
  • he also kept whispering “oh my god” and “wow” under his breath while staring at her while she was talking to me about random stuff

someone: *doesn’t reply to me*

me: oh my god. oh my god, they hate me. i knew this would happen. i’m so horrible and annoying they finally got sick of it. fuck, fuck, fu-

them: hey sorry!! i was busy :)

me: *removing the noose from around my neck* oh hi!! didn’t even notice u were gone LOL

me normally: its cool, characters with no explicit mention of their gender or sexuality can be headcanoned any way you want, just don’t be mean to other people about their headcanons and everyone can play this awesome game and relate to these characters :)

me after seeing this shit: actually you know what fuck you Blanche is totally agender now, Candela is a trans woman and her and Blanche are FUCKING MARRIED and Sporky my son is a bisexual trans boy FUCKING  F I G H T  M E

Iwaizumi can go ahead and share the most embarrassing things on Facebook about Oikawa like ‘Dont you hate it when your best friend forgets the concept of personal space and struts in your room in his hello kitty boxers’ and the only thing Oikawa will notice most is that ‘Iwa-chan called me his best friend on his own oH mY GOD.’

Hamilton Characters as Things my friend Roxanne has said

Alexander:  “Oh my god what have you done?” “What, me?” “Right. Oh my god what have I done?”

Aaron Burr: “There is a lot of sass in me today”

John Laurens: “I hate this whole ‘directors and their ideas’ - wait no hear me out!”

Lafayette: “Please arrett”

Hercules Mulligan: “Let’s just hope this lasagna doesn’t burn, like we will in hell tomorrow.”

Eliza: “By monster movie I thought he meant monster house”

Angelica: *after clearly just being sassy to male, sarcastically continues* “Oh sorry, was there sass in that?”

Peggy: “Lol it’s fine I forget me too”

Maria: *takes a selfie* You’re welcome

Jefferson: *pretending to be an actor* “The first cue is one spotlight, and it’s on me”

Madison: “That was rough”

Washington: *talking about Doritos Roulette* “It’s like life. Sometimes you die, sometimes you don’t.”

King George III: “When directors get out of control, sometimes you have to gently remind them who really has the common sense around here. Yes I mean me.”

voltron s2 thoughts n whatever

• EVERYONE STOP BEING MEAN TO KEITH 2017
• shiro getting mad is my favorite thing but he would be a bad baby sitter
• hunk and pidge are pure
• I FEEL LIKE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT KEITH SUMMONED THE RED LION FROM SO FAR AWAY !!! HE DID IT !!!
• fucking sheith feels oh my god i am blessed (antis/klance shippers who are hating, back the fuck away from me. i ship both and look at me)
• SHAY IS PRECIOUS AND WILL ALWAYS BE
• #giveshiroabreak2k17
• shiro bonding with the black lion
• someone give keith a hug
• GALRA!KEITH IS CANON OH MY FUCKING GO D
• hunk could be a fuckin chef he is so great a beautiful
• mermaids !!! lance got kissed !!!
• keith has southern roots no one fight me on this
• coran was perfect this season 10/10
• voltron team at the mall
• bye zarkon no one likes you
• keith in ep8 is my aesthetic
• pidge and the outdoors and the roots and all that
• pidge in general actually. i love when she talks mathematically and scientifically
• pidge
• keith and hunk moments • lance is a sharpshooter
• allura learned stuff and did things and proud of the space mom
• the part with lance and keith getting stuck in the elevator = emperors new groove. I loved that scene
• shallura moments
• everyone needs to stop complaining that this season wasn’t mainly focused around lance. we got major keith development so chill tf out. • ¿??
• keith