oh my god i hate mascots

now i can deal with spiders, i can deal with mascots, i can deal with open water, i can deal with the people who paint themselves to look like statues. i’m scared of all four but i can deal with them all. 

what i can’t deal with, however, is E.T

i hate that wrinkly brown potato so much i’m actual so scared of him it’s unfunny how terrified i am of it he is terrifying oh my god