oh my god i do this all the time

me @ tumblr after seeing b&tb 2017: i wish someone besides emma watson had played belle.

me, a few days later: oh my god. what if emma watson looks at my blog. what if she sees me being less than adoring of her, when i DO adore her? how will we be friends one day now????? how will she ever forgive me? I’M A MONSTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!! [watches the beatboxing w/ lin manuel miranda video 100 times, hating my wretched self all the while]

anonymous asked:

netflix anon here!! hehe. I completely get your point dude and believe me, I agree wholeheartedly, I think this is actually the first time I've seen like 95% of youtube comments complaining about a characters race; I saw more people complaining about people complaining over ghost in the shell's whitewashing than actual people calling the movie out on it. and regarding the tfc thing, I'm pretty sure the only characters with confirmed races are riko, nicky and seth (who in a potential show +

seth too??? ive always seen people draw him and do edits but i never knew his race was confirmed to be black? all this time i thought it was a fanon thing oh my god…. that’s actually… very problematic… considering how seth was in the books

i added thea because she was described to have dark skin and long braided dark hair so i totally see her as a black woman

anonymous asked:

Are we doing maths anons because I'm 100% up for that. So there are 11 of us in my further maths class, two of us girls. We all do further pure and mechanics together, nobody understands, we all suffer together. When we did momentum we stole the newtons cradle from science so that Pringles could "gently cup Newton's balls." There was also the time when we renamed mechanics to seagull genocide 101 as all our teacher was telling us about was the maths of killing seagulls. Maths

(i mean tbh idk how it started?? whether it was an accident?? but i’m all for it!!) oh my god sounds WILD. i’m so excited for when we get smaller further maths classes, there’s quite a lot of girls in ours, and we’re all a tight knit group. but i think some others wanna join. as in one kid who’s a real prick. so not keen on that. but yes MATHS

I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

oh my god am I the one who’s been misspelling kismessitude all this time I thought it was kismesissitude

EDIT: ok I was right, it is kismesissitude

there should be a version of the pregante video but with the names of the quadrants being misspelled on troll yahoo answers

“Kismessississitude”

“Red feelings for Kismis?!?”

“Kissmess”

“Is there potental for kismesited?”

“5 sweps too young for meatsprit??”

“Tips for seducing mesprit?”

“Matesprate”

“How to get mat spit FAST!?!?”

“Need Auspite, urgent?”

“What to do when auspisticice does not want to anymore?”

“Marill will not talk to me.?”

“i think my morale is flust for me??”

“WHY do all of my friends have morals except me?????”

fun things about you and your friends all having disorders
  • your stim is making me also want to stim but i dont have anything how dare you
  • “iM HAVING A BREAKDOWN” “OH MY GOD I WANT TO HELP BUT IM HAVING ONE TOO”
  • “how do you calm someone down from a panic attack” “dont you have panic attacks all the time” “yes shut up this about YOU and YOUR panic attack”
  • im bad at understanding what people mean and youre bad at understanding what people mean lets get together and have a lot of misunderstandings
  • you sound passive aggressive but i can tell you think you sound polite and nice bc i can relate
  • you spaced out while i was talking and i was about to tell you but then i spaced out
  • “im ready for death” “lmao same”
  • “IM HYPERFIXATED ON THIS THING” “DUDE THATS MY SPECIAL INTEREST” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
  • ive been procrastinating on this thing for three hours but youre suffering with me so its not as bad
  • “hey…. is it ok if we dont go out tonight i just. i just dont feel like i can. no spoons” “oh thank god”
  • lie down on me dont ask questions
  • “are you real” “i dont know actually”

Beyoncé interviews Solange
  • BEYONCÉ: What is the funniest text you got from our mom this week? [both laugh] That's too personal, never mind. You've got to love Mama Tina. How does it feel to have the dopest wedding photo of all time?
  • SOLANGE: Oh my God, that is subjective!
  • BEYONCÉ: "No Me Queda Mas" or "I Could Fall in Love"?
  • SOLANGE: This is so unfair! "No Me Queda Mas."
  • BEYONCÉ: And, honestly, growing up, how did I do as a big sister?
  • SOLANGE: You did a kickass job. You were the most patient, loving, wonderful sister ever. In the 30 years that we've been together, I think we've only really, like, butted heads ... we can count on one hand.
  • BEYONCÉ: I was expecting something funny, but I'll take it. Thank you.

Defender of Justice, 707!! ☆☆☆ I change his glasses to a round one!!

Fast doodling of Sae Young on my Samsung Tab for fun while finishing my current Touken fanart~ (only God knows when I’ll finish it ;__;) .. This is the third time I draw on my tab! I guess I’m a little bit better now :D

I have finished all of 707’s story plus the secret stories.. so I can’t resist to draw him.. love him so muchhh.. (oh Jumin too lol)..

I want to do a digital fanart of choi siblings.. dunno when I could do it.. T^T

greyhairsowhat  asked:

OH MY GOD YOUR OLDER BOKURO IS SO, UGH, I DON'T KNOW. I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU DREW THEM WITH THE BABY. SO, IT'S TIME FOR SOME QUESTIONS: 1.Is it a girl or a boy? 2.Do you have any headcanons for the baby? 3.How would Bokuto and Kuroo be with their kids?

But that’s literally all I have to give you, this seriously wasn’t supposed to be more than just that one drawing haha

Jealousy Starters

FOR THE JEALOUS

“ Do I have something to worry about? ”

“ Should I be concerned how close you and  ___ are? ”

“ Why do you spend so much time with them? ”

“ It looks like you have more fun with them than with me. ”

“ I’m NOT jealous. ”

“ Would you rather be with them? ”

“ I’ll just leave you two alone, I guess. ”

“ I’m not blind, you’ve been staring at them all night. ”

“ Why are they calling you at this time of night? ”

“ Could you stop flirting with them for one minute? ”

“ I don’t like the way they look at you. ”

“ I don’t like the way you look at them. ”

“ Do they know that you’re with me? ”

“ Is there someone else? ”

FOR THE OBJECT OF JEALOUSY

“ Oh my god, are you jealous? ”

“ You cannot possibly be this insecure! ”

“ They’re just a friend, I swear. ”

“ Don’t be ridiculous, I love you. ” 

“ What is going on with you lately? ”

“ ___ is just a friend. ”

“ I have NOT been flirting. ”

“ How long have you been stressing yourself out about this? ”

“ I’m allowed to have friends, you know. ”

“ What’s your problem? ”

“ There is NOTHING for you to worry about. ”

“ You know I love you. ”

“ What are you talking about! ”

oh my god do you know what’s the funniest shit

out of all the times chilton’s been flayed and gutted and burned and what have you

it’s never been by hannibal

he’s so determined to be seen as the tragic Ultimate Victim of the chesapeake ripper and yet hannibal gives so few fucks about him that he never even bothered to personally mutilate him

that’s the most chilton thing i’ve ever heard

shinee goes to the mall

onew: 

  • drives the crew over (onew: for the last time jong we can’t all fit in your lambo / jong: WELL TAEMIN CAN JUST SIT ON SOMEONE’S LAP OK / tae: hard pass)
  • says “bye kids” and immediately heads to brookstone 
  • stays in the massage chair the entire time 
  • comes out clutching a mini helicopter 
  • gets free samples at the food court
  • wants to go home soon

jonghyun: 

  • “we would have looked so cool rolling up in my lambo” 
  • easily distracted 
  • large sweaters 
  • sticks with key because he has no sense of direction and he’ll get lost if he doesn’t follow anyone 
  • OH MY GOD THEY HAVE LITTLE DOGGY SWEATERS KEY DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE LITTLE DOGGY SWEATERS??? WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK ROO WOULD LIKE??????? I’LL TAKE TEN
  • buys earphones every time because he forgets where he put them (he literally has a pair in every sweater pocket) 

key:

  • loves all the clothes all the time but doesn’t buy something unless he thinks he absolutely can’t go on without it 
  • buys random shit tho 
  • he got this super weird looking humidifier once? he agonized over buying it bc it was on the pricier side but it was super ~*aesthetic*~ so he treated himself
  • makes jong carry his bags when he’s trying something on (jong: why must i suffer like this) 
  • consoles himself with froyo when he leaves something he likes but not enough to buy it 

minho: 

  • cannot pass auntie annie’s without getting a pretzel 
  • complains v loudly around jong that it’s soooo hard to find pants that’ll fit properly bc his legs are too long, gets smacked immediately 
  • passed the piercing place on more than one occasion wondering if today is the day 
  • “i bought a zen garden guys” 

taemin: 

  • must be supervised at all times
  • key had an aneurysm when he saw THOSE SHOES!!!!!!!!!! 
  • he mostly goes with the flow - sometimes he hangs out with onew at brookstone 
  • that weird kinetic sand?? love that weird shit 
  • asks employees v specific questions about their products that they don’t know
  • visits the apple store a lot bc he lost his phone again 
  • shinee left him at the mall once 
Bad Verbal Communication Skills Problems

- “fleverghabkerf wait NO I mean- you- how are you doing”

- having to think for like twenty minutes to piece together your thoughts for a simple sentence

- constantly getting asked why you said that/what you meant and just laughing and acting like it was a joke

- “why are you talking so loud all the time oh my god” or “stop mumbling”

- not being able to tell when people are angry

- or, the alternative; not being able to tell what “tone of voice” you’re using so you ‘sound angry’

- constantly getting in trouble for talking back even though you just didn’t have time to think out and comprehend what you meant and what “tone” you used

- always asking for clarification and having people repeat things over and over

- interrupting and stuttering, and then interrupting again to try to apologize

- not talking at school and being written off as the “weird kid” when really you just can’t communicate verbally in a “good” way

- responding to a whispered secret in a loud voice unintentionally

8

Happy birthday to our lovely, talented, hardworking, beautiful, caring and sweet angel, Seolhyun. Thank you so much for all these years you’ve brought us happiness by being a member of AOA. Never forget you’re loved. You’ve stolen my heart two years ago and I have no intentions to stop loving you any time soon. I’ve no idea what future brings us, but whatever you decide to do, I’ll be by your side, supporting you.  ♡ [insp. 1, 2]

My kid reacts to Episode 5

Let me remind you all.  They are SEVEN.


“Minami is cute”


Kiddo: “Is Yurio in this episode?”

Me: “Only for like two seconds.”

Kiddo: “I will love him in those two seconds.”


1st hug- “Please pause!" 

*slowly leaves going ‘oh my god!’ comes back with toys for emotional support* 

"Play!" 

*watches the hug again with a big grin while clutching a teddy bear*


Me: "Minami is all of us.”

Kiddo: “Especially me.”


Kiddo: “Hurry up and get to angry cute!”

Me: “Not 'til the end.”

Kiddo: “Oh come on!”


Yuri cheers for Minami- 


Minami’s routine- “I’m trying not to have a nosebleed”


2nd hug-

 "This time I need to do this for some time"


Yuri’s Routine finished- *Pauses and retires upstairs to their room*

“OH MY GOD. THAT WAS SO GOOD”

*comes back*


Almost hug- “That won’t help”


“YAY ANGRY CUTE”


Yuri’s speech- “OH MY GOSH SO GREAT!”


Conclusion- “My favourite two characters are Yurio and Victor/Yuri. Because Victor and Yuri count as one character.”

  • Camila: I mean, hey, y'know, I like Lauren as much as the next girl. You know, clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don’t mean love! You know, I mean, I have loving feelings for Lauren, yeah!
  • Dinah:
  • Camila: But I have… I have, you know, continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that… that I’m in love with her. You know?
  • Dinah:
  • Camila: I have… I have sexual feelings for her, but I do love - oh! Oh my god! Oh my god, Dinah, why didn’t you tell me?!
  • Dinah: We thought you knew!
  • Camila: We?!
  • Dinah: Yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time!