oh my god i cant im screaming

me when i hear each hero's ult line
  • genji: no no no no NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME NO NO NO PLEASE NO
  • tracer: piss off brat
  • pharah: please don't see me please don't see me
  • reaper: get your edge out of my fucking face
  • soldier 76: run
  • mccree: RUN
  • junkrat: oh god where's it coming from oh god oh god no
  • mei: AAAAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
  • torbjorn: i fucking hate you and your fucking turret go to hell
  • widowmaker: ugh
  • bastion: i cant believe bastion just got potg
  • hanzo: fucking loser
  • d.va: IF ANY OF YALL DIE TO THIS IM GONNA SCREAM
  • reinhardt: ive accepted my fate
  • roadhog: im going to die
  • zarya: help
  • winston: WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
  • ana: fear
  • lucio: goddammit
  • mercy: god FUCK shitting hell FUCKING SHITTING FUCKING DAMMIT
  • symmetra: :/
  • zenyatta: i cannot be any less tranquil than i am right now in this moment

anonymous asked:

do u know any good supercorp fan fics

do i ever (these aren’t in any particular order, but they are all complete. i’ve got a whole separate rec list for wip fics if you want it)

  • Oblivious: kara danvers getting jealous of herself for getting to make out with lena is so relatable (lena dates supergirl to make kara jealous)
  • heroism is a full time job: who doesnt want to live with lena honestly??? (protective custody au)
  • the way we mend: domestic! incredible! im gonna cry! (fluff! fluff! fluff!)
  • exception: do u need some musings about love in your life? well ive got just the fic for u! (romance! romance! fluff!)
  • i’ll be there for you (in your darkest nights): fix-it fics have fixed my soul (fix-it fic)
  • I Always Want You: this made me ascend into another plane where everything is okay and life is Good and Nice and Gay (harry potter au)
  • inevitable: i cant believe kara just failed at inventing lying. i cant believe im kara (supergirl reveal fic)
  • when all is shaken: im the one shaken after this fic wow (hurt/comfort)
  • Something to Write About: this is most definitely something to write about (kinda social media au?)
  • Sunlit Honey and Lavender Sunsets: catch me screaming about this fic forever! oh my god! i love jess! i love this fic! aaah! (jess-centric fic!!!)
  • (Super)Man’s Best Friend: im the dog that kara just straight up randomly gives lena (dog fic!!)
  • such unruly heads and hearts: so um i lied this is the one wip on this list because honestly it Changed Me and literally invented the concept of love (harry potter au)
  • negotiations and commands: ever imagined what life would be like if we had gotten krypto in that pod? now u dont have to just imagine it (dog fic!!)
  • Her Brother’s Keeper: i literally cried more than five times while reading this. holy shit. im thinking about it and crying again (angst and fluff and Wow)
  • Did we do that?: theyre so cute! i cant handle it!! theyre s o c u t e!!!! (domestic)
  • no more ferris wheels: i hate ferris wheels too but i love this fic!! (strangers go to a carnival au)
  • Drunk Puppy: i also talk about lena’s eyes when im drunk so this fic really speaks to me (kara appears at lena’s office drunk)
  • For as Long as You’ll Let Me: i cant believe kara just invented support and comfort (hurt/comfort)
  • somewhere i have never travelled: this fic travelled straight into my heart and saved my life from canon supergirl (character study/au)
  • Don’t Let Her Go: protective cat grant? And supercorp? u better believe it!!! (love and cat grant that’s all i need to say)
  • Puppy Love: this fic? cured my depression, made me love dogs even more than i already do, watered my crops,, (dog fic!!!)
  • sun is gonna shine above: ive said this multiple times now but this fic also made me cry several times. and yes i cry a lot but seriously!! this fic!! is so good!! (supercorp with kids au!!)
  • Almost.: fun fact! lena luthor is a nerd who thinks about kissing kara 24/7 i cant believe this is canon (romance romance romance)
  • The Enchanted Florist: its so gay and so touching and i cried reading this one too (lena goes to a flower shop)
  • pain: look i know im ending a fic rec list with a fic named pain but i swear itll only pain u with how good it is (soulmate au)

thehappyvirus I JUST FUCKING MET HYUNGWON FROM MONSTA X IM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE RN HE WAS SO NICE AND AMAZING TO ME HE TOOK MY GIFT FOR JOOHEON AND SAID HE WOULD GIVE IT TO HIM! IM GONNA SCREAM , HE WAS SO AMAZING AND NICE HE EVEN TOOK A SELFIE WITH ME OMG , GUYS I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING AFTERWARDS IM SO HAPPY AND APPRECIATIVE OF HOW LUCKY I AM TO MEET ALL THESE AMAZING IDOLS 😩😍😍🙌🏽 MONSTA X MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND IVE LOVED THEM SINCE PRE-DEBUT.

I HAVE ALMOST ALL THEIR ALBUMS AND HAVE BEEN TO EVERY SHOW IN LA SO FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MEET HIM IS LITERALLY A BLESSING😍😩 I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED , HE WAS SO HAPPY AND WAS WAVING AND SMILING EVEN WHILE LEAVING , OH MY GOD I AM THE HAPPIEST AND LUCKIEST MONBEBE RN!!! I REALLY HOPE JOOHEON LIKES MY GIFT AND MY LETTER I GOT FOR HIM! THIS WILL BE THE 2nd TIME IVE BEEN NOTICED BY MONSTA X IM SO HAPPY AND READY FOR THIS CONCERT TOMORROW!  HE CAME ALL THE WAY TO LA JUST FOR THIS SHOW IM SO HAPPY! 😍😩🙏🏽😭 (btw if u use my pics please tag/credit me).

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—Still, if you experience that moment, it’ll really get you hooked on volleyball.

Summary of hetalia
  • Italy: ne ne papa pasta MOTHERFUCKER
  • Germany: I ALWAYS YELL THOUGH YOU USALLY CANT TELL WHAT IM SAYING...ITALY GET THE HELL OVER HERE
  • Japan: *akwaard silence* -thinks- I have imagined all of you having sex in every position possible with every paring
  • Prussia: damn I'm AWESOME
  • Hungary: *silly arm motion* Pansexual
  • France: oh My GOD IM GORGEOUS
  • Lichtenstein: big bruder
  • Switzerland: taste like sandwich
  • Spain: oh my god I'm so gay, I probably piss rainbows and shit cinnamon rolls and vomit butterflies and what a wonderful day lets eat CHURROS *skips happily with churros*
  • Romano: *bloody murder scream* IM NOT GAY
  • China: You an ass
  • S. Korea: I invented this * points to object* and this * points* oh and that too
  • England: *stubs toe* BLOODY FUCKING MARY-SUE PIXIY DUST AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE QUEEN HOLY SHIT
  • America: IM THE HERO BITCH *wraps a blanket around him like a cape*
  • Austria: -._____ -
  • Poland: PPPPOOONNNYYY
  • Lithuania: *internally screaming*
  • Latvia: HOW OLD IM I WHATS MY NAME OH DEAR GOD HELP ME *falls to knees and cries*
  • Estonia: my god are you all ladies
  • Russia: ^J^ you guys are funny *something bad happens* kolkolkol I will rip out your eyes and where them for earrings *evil aura*
  • *everyone thinking he is bi-polar*
  • Sealand: LOOK AT MY BIG HEART LOOK AT IT
  • Canada: how the fuck did I even get here...
  • Scotland: hey let's go hump sheep
  • New Zealand: (# ゚Д゚)
  • The Narrator: *laughs* this was serous until I got to do this Vally girl voice
  • Holy Roman Empire: he dead
  • Rome: he dead to but he be pimping

sincerelymikefaist  asked:

I SAT FRONT ROW AT DEH TODAY AND LET ME TELL U. MIKE IS SO TALL. OH MY GOD. AND HIS HAIR IS SO LONG AND BOUNCY. AND HE'S SO ON POINT IN SINCERELY ME. AND DURING DISAPPEAR I MADE EYE CONTACT W HIM TWICE AND HOLY SHIT MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT. HIS EYES ARE SO BLUE AND PRETTY HOLYFSHIT. AND HE CRIED DURING THE 'did u fall or let go' SCENE I WAS SHOOK WoW. HE STOOD /RIGHT/ IN FRONT OF ME DURING BOWS AND I CANT SAY IT ENOUGH HIS LEGS ARE SO LONG THIS MAN IS SO TALL OKAy bye

HI IM SCREAMING HOLY
FUCK
WHATIM JEALOUS AND ALSO HAPPY
FOR YOU
BY E

carnagekiid  asked:

(1/2) Oh my god I love your drugstore au. So I work in a little local boutique and we have this big summer sale every year. Usually there's only one person working (so I feel literally ALL of the characters on a spiritual level). But for the sale we have two because we move some of the merchandise outside. Anyway, we set up those sports tents to protect the clothes from sun/rain (it rains in the summer where I live, gotta love washington).

(2/2) So me and a coworker were trying to set up one of the broken tents and she let go of one of the legs and the whole thing collapsed and closed ON me. So please just imagine like Lance and Keith having to set up a tent for /something/ (maybe a display or whatnot) and Keith fucking destroying Lance with the tent. Bonus: no one even tries to help him get out.

jhjlKJFKJKj thanks and oh my god im screaming im trying to picture how this would fit into my workplace and all i can think of is sometimes there are bake sales, and if they’re outside, they’ll put up a tent like you described

im screaming lance is like “SOMEONE LET ME OUT OH MY GOD THERES A SPIDER IN HERE!!!” and keith is trying not to laugh and he’s like “do u guys hear something?” and pidge is like “no what do u mean?” and lance is like “VERY FUNNY GUYS NOW LET ME OUT I CANT SEE!!!” and hunk is like “maybe we should let lance out, guys” and keith and pidge, who are snickering now, are like “let who out. what are you talking about. who is lance.”

(hunk would let lance out lets be honest but he’d be cracking the fuck up)

ive been feeling sad, ive been feeling sad. cant talk to my mom, i dont even have a dad! my heart screams, i dont wanna live no more. *dancing and singing* ERIC, WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE! ERIC, oh god no, ERIC! I DONT WANT YOU TO LIVE NO MORE. BUT ERIC, WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE. with my gf its like im living in quicksand. *singing* 

anonymous asked:

ALL THE YOONJIN IN TODAY'S BEHIND CAM IT'S 6AM HERE AND I WANT TO SCREAM OH MY GOD

OMG neno have u seen behind the scene ep5 bon voyage yet i cant breathe there are too much yoonjin from it i saw the hashtag #yoongiappa , #seokjinomma and then there is a hashtag #love they TOOk my breath away i cant- :(

I JUST GOT HOME I NEED TO WASH UP FIRST TO WATCH BUT YES I SAW THE SCREENCAPS EVERYWHERE IM OMGGAGSHDHD IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN