oh my god i cannot handle them

flyingchancla  asked:

You know what I love more about Jin and the pink crocs? He has thingies on them, I can't what kind of additions he put there, I remember my eldest had these cars things on his crocs when he was younger. Oh man.



i love skinner from x files he’s such a good character and i especially love how he’s just like. so consistently There for mulder and scully and yet every time he has to work within the system to help them out and has to be discreet about it they fly off the handle

skinner: i’m sorry guys, i can’t help you *wink*


skinner: guys… i Can’t. Help. You. *furiously winking and gesturing to where the smoking man is literally sitting in the corner of the room listening to the conversation*

mulder and scully, absolutely incensed: SIR I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BETRAY US LIKE THIS

Hot Chocolate

From: Smutandfluffohmy

Character Parings: Peter Pan x Reader

A/N: Sorry my last imagine wasn’t so good, I still have more plans for ‘Vegas Baby!’ if you guys still want to read more which include dramatically changing the original HP story line and having the characters be in the Wizard War.

Prompt request: Nobody wanted this lol

Warnings: Cheating 

My eyes burned and my chest ached. Was it supposed to feel like this? Was it suppose to feel as if my body was imploding on itself? I could physically feel each heart string breaking off and hitting me against my rib cage. My heart hurt, my head hurt, my eyes hurt, everything hurt so damn much.

I opened my mouth to speak, to say anything, anything at all. Instead however unspoken words hung in the air loud enough to turn heads. Maybe just maybe if I spoke, this would turn out to be an illusion, a twisted dream. But I couldn’t I wasn’t able to form any words, all traces of language left my head and layed in my mouth.

Instead of words I let out a noise, a sort of noise a hurt dog would make. Was I just that, a hurt dog? A noise that would have been ignored under any other circumstance made the world stop just this once. This one time it made heads turn and eyes to look into mine.

Two pairs of eyes all looking at my face searching for words as if on my own face scriptures would magically appear. I felt like a fire that was smothered in water trying to ignite again begin inside of me.

Fury and hurt raged in my body. Covering every inch of me except my brain, instead of thinking with my head I thought with my heart that moment. Fire building up. Rage bubbling inside of me, a dangerous gizer ready to explode in any minute.

“I’m sorry to interrupt I’ll just close the door you filthy pig. Should’ve know you were good for nothing” I said as with the fire of a thousand suns I turned around and made my way back. My ears were pounding and I could hear my own footsteps and rapid breathing. As soon as I reached the door I ran as far away from the mess as I could, the fury and fire inside of me was burning me up inside. Melting my insides as if I was a candle. Oh god how I wish to be a candle and let me be engulfed in flames.

My eyes stung with tears and my breathing became jagged as I tried to make as much distance between me and them. I cannot believe I saw what I saw, I cannot believe the boy I liked did such horrible things. My feet kept walking , taking me somewhere in StoryBrooke. Heart broken and hurt my entire body ached. The cold morning air stung my face as I made my way to the only place I know would be open.

I placed my hand on the cold handle and pushed the door open, the bell ringing above my head and walked towards an empty booth. Sliding into the booth the cold material too cold for my bare thighs. I didn’t think about anything or anyone else around me, I forgot where I was entirely.

“Hi Y/N you’re here quite early.What can I get you?” The boy which was a good friend of mine said from the other side of the counter as he wiped down the probably already clean table top.

“Hi Peter. I don’t really know what I want” I said as my voice got lower and slower as each word passed my lips.

“We’ll how about I whip you up something special?” Peter said, I couldn’t see him but I could just sense the smile he probably had plastered on his face. I didn’t want to ruin his mood so I couldn’t bring myself to look up at him.

“Yea I would like that, thanks” I said as I kept looking down at my hands wishing I wore something warmer, wishing what happened didn’t actually happen, wishing someone cared for me and I would care for someone.

“Here you go” Peter said as he placed a mug in front of me and sat down across from me. Apparently I spaced out for a long time. As I lifted my head up I also didn’t notice that Peter and I were the only two people here.

“Thank you” I said as I looked up at Peter and gave him a smile, the best smile I could muster.

“Hey, have you been crying?” Peter said concern dripping from each of his words, and not fake concern but what seemes like genuine concern.

“No. Well yea” I said hesitantly as I looked back down at the warm cup in my hands.

“What’s wrong” Peter said as he leaned towards me as if we were surrounded by people and I were telling him a deep secret, a secret that nobody else could hear. Maybe it was something, a big secret that nobody should hear.

“Big breakup” I said as I brought the hot mug to my lips and took a sip as I looked up at Peter hoping he had heard enough.

“Wow I’m sorry, um well what happened?” Peter asked as he set the rag that was in his hands down on the table. I opened my mouth but no words fell out, speechless for the second time today.

“Well I walked in on my boyfriend cheating on me and I said some horrible things that I shouldn’t have said and oh god this is all my fault” I said as the tears started streaming down my face once again and oh god how I hate myself at this moment.

“Hey hey no don’t say that none of this is your fault” Peter said as he reached out to grab my hand.

“Isn’t it Peter? I mean all the guys I’ve ever dated end up cheating on me and I don’t know what I did to deserve this” I said as I let Peter get my hands and hold them in his bigger ones. As soon as we touched I got images in my head of a Forest, a beach and green eyes. My entire body stiffened and I looked at Peter then around me.

“Did you-”Peter said as he looked at me with those big green eyes, eyes I knew.The bell above the front door rang and we both looked at the door to see who it was.

My blood ran cold and hot at the same time, Peter squeezed my hands a bit tighter and I don’t know what snapped inside me but I could feel myself breaking away and could feel… myself? Coming breaking out.

Everything started breaking away, chipping away slowly but surely.

Star Trek: DS9 Notes - S7, Vol. 7

I didn’t even love Deep Space Nine at the start. That may be one of my favorite things about this now, here at the end. I got attached gradually, more and more, a love that built over time until I’d grown so fond of it, so close, that at times it would almost seem we were completing each other’s frickin sentences.

Oh my show, my sweet space show, so strong and sure in its storytelling. It has been a steady hug when I needed it most, during times when the world and my own days were both filled with distress and despair. The people on this station experienced great traumas too, but it was boundlessly comforting to watch them navigate each tricky pass with such care and wisdom and heart. Their hope gave me hope, too.

I actually really like watching shows that have already concluded. I like the feeling of having seen the whole thing, and now having this complete world to play in. A show that’s no longer on the air is like a novel — you can look at it as one thing, hold it in your hands and see what the shapes of all the narratives truly were. It’s once I’ve finished a series that the most imaginative parts of my fan-mind finally let loose, spilling light into unexplored corners, drawing plans for how to shore up weak spots, bring a few pieces a bit tighter together, add a haunted attic, etc.

So this is the sort of space I was just tipping over into when Deep Space Nine gave me an ending. A capital letter Ending, achingly realistic. The series ended because the characters’ time together ended. The course of people’s lives change, they take new opportunities, they move away — and so ends the run of months, years if you’re lucky, when you were all together.

The finale is sad, oh it is so sad, and god I love it, I do. I love it for being so sad, and for being so natural, so recognizable, that now this is just my ending. No matter what else my thoughts will go back to fill in, all roads lead to the sea. To goodbye.

Which is probably what has landed me in just a very a tender sort story hangover with this one, walking around sheltering this warm, full, broken heart. 

So I do hope you sweethearts will stick around as I feel I’m going to be in quite the state for a while!!

Tarra Treks: The Final Set of Watch-Notes

7x24 ‘The Dogs of War: Part 8’
- O’Brien: “Running a little late.”
  Sisko: “This is no way to start a relationship.”
  me: “do it”
  Julian, slipping into frame: “Hi Ezri.”
  haaaahahaha, they did it
- Miles just keeping a steady eye on Julian awkwardly circling Ezri, oh Chief
- Worf: “He is an overgrown child.”


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part of advanced PLACEMENT: an ars PARADOXICA high school au about a gang of queer teen nerds, by @estherroberts , @podcastmecaptain , and @lizzieraindrops

all three of the aformentioned dorks are equally responsible for the hijinks found in this post.

click here for the au masterpost | track #ars placement for updates!

  • point-of-exile, CO
  • modern day, 20[fuck]
  • bill donovan is the principal of the only high school around for miles
    • he’s a dick
    • like a full on dick 
  • seniors: june, helen, anthony, sally
  • juniors: penny, esther, quentin, jack, bridget 
  • important relationships/friendships: june/helen, helen/anthony, june/quentin, esther/bridget, jack/penny, sally & anthony, esther & jack, sally & esther
  • june and helen are dating each other as well as their boyfriends, they and quentin and anthony have a poly arrangement that they’re all really happy with 
  • also, sally and anthony are really Not dating, but also they’re not exactly Not Dating, either. mostly, they’re best friends. 
  • everyone at school is slightly bemused by the gang because so many of them are dating each other (in both assorted pairs AND poly chains) and those that aren’t are often so close that it’s hard to tell anyway
  • theatre kids: why the fuck is the science department queerer than we are
  • height order from shortest to tallest: esther, sally, jack, bridget, penny, quentin, helen, anthony, june
  • sally skipped a grade and is the same age as the juniors
  • esther and bridget are out to everyone in the science kid gang and esther’s sort of out at school 
  • sally’s completely out to the gang and most of school by senior year. she’s ace as hell and definitely some kind of aromantic
  • sally had a really awkward coming out that probably involved terrible puns
  • june and quentin are both bi and out (june is out to everyone except her parents) 
  • quentin is a demiguy and mostly goes by he/him but sometimes uses they and ze
  • jack is trans
  • helen is trans (and loosely bi, if she had to pick a label for that aspect of her identity)
  • anthony’s pan 
  • penny is demiromantic and demisexual 
  • helen and june are the mom and dad friends
  • bridget actually calls them mom and dad 
  • the three of them go get sandwiches at the coffee shop where penny works
  • and the four of them have a “our dates are nerds and we’re suffering” bond
  • they call themselves “the girlfriend gang”
  • everyone agrees the following is true:
    • helen: god 
    • june: the devil
    • bridget: an angel
    • penny: a demigod
  • helen for student body president 
  • anthony works part time at the post office. he gets very bored. sometimes the gang goes to bother him and he makes faces at them through the slots when they open the mailboxes
  • june works in retail, even though her parents are kind of rich. they wanted her to get the life experience. if you’ve ever worked retail you understand why she’s always angry
  • bridget volunteers at the library
    • she’s friends with all of the old lady librarians
    • they give her advice when she wants to plan cute dates with esther
    • and they all share book recommendations
    • and geek out while they shelve  
  • sally works at the ice cream shop
    • always gets in trouble for trying to identify the flavor formulas
    • gives everyone discounts
    • most likely to get in trouble for her hair being uncontainable

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i just watched Kingsman 2 and


rordanjegina  asked:

How deliciously awkward would it be if the boys' crushes had the dirtiest, darkest sense of humor? Like they've never in a million years think such a pretty little thing could spew such filth. Or introducing them to some of her favorite stand up comedians, and they're like 'He's talking about eating ass and you can't even breathe wtf?' Do you think it would take long for them to get used to it, or would they be forever caught off guard by her potty mouth?



Totally caught off guard. The first few times, he is SHOOK. 

“Hey! Don’t be a penis dude!” HOLY SHIT oH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY??!!!! 

He cannot handle. You just have such a potty mouth, and it was mind boggling. He staggered to the side at one point when Mikey was having a playful argument with you, and you just let ‘im have it. [And ironically you kept saying Jesus Christ, which at the time he was thinking about how you were in dire need of said man] 

He would get used to it eventually. You’re bold and say what’s on your mind, and he admires that! But if you could cut down on saying ‘dick me down’ as a joke, he would greatly appreciate it. 


Doesn’t care. He rivals you in the pottymouth area. You and he will have so many dirty ass inside jokes, leaving Donnie and Leo horrified when you pull out the ‘Rumpleforeskin’ joke. 

Both of you will share a favorite comedian and it’s more than likely that you showed them to him. The moment this guy mentions vagina or pulls out a dick joke, the both of you are roaring with laughter, wheezing and physically assaulting your seats. 

So yeah, he’s good with your potty mouth. 


Like Raph, he doesn’t care about all of that. They’re just words, so what’s the big deal? 

You two always come up with the worst jokes, seeing who can get dirtier and test how far you can get. 

[Which highkey leave Raph snorting and the two older brothers in a state of 'Oh my diddly damn Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker’]

 COMEDIANS! Yall two are connaisseurs of the best [and lowkey worst] dirty comedians. Mikey’ll blast the chosen show over the speakers and you’ll come running, and leap into his lap. Yall end up wheezing and gasping for air. 

[Im makin myself giggle at this agsgsgsfd] 


Oh?? My GOD??? He is so MORTIFIED. 

This poor darling canNOT believe you have such a potty mouth. 

The first time you cuss; he jerks up and almost hits his head on the nearest surface as he stares at you. 

He’s the one whose never gonna get used to it. Every time you cuss he’s gonna jump slightly or his eyes will widen and his lips will press together. 

Even though you have such dark humor and a mouth fit for the grittiest sailor, he’s still crushing like no tomorrow.

oh my god, Sarah J Maas approved Rowan and Aelin drawing i can’t handle it. Its so official, like is this what they look like? its so perfect oh my god. oh MY GOD THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THEM, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THEIR EMOTIONAL MOMENTS FROM HEIR OF FIRE I CANT HANDLE IT, WHAT IF THERE IS ONE OF THEM HUGGING AFTER HE FINDS OUT HER STORY HOLY SHIT

Haikyuu!! s2 Ep10

This episode was what we were all waiting for. *loud trumpets*

- The Kagehina and Bokuaka HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH SO MUCH FORCE DEAR GOD I’mnotcomplaining

- A glorious Asanoya moment appears!



- And Akaashi puts up with Bokuto’s drama all. the. damn. time. *So much respect srsly* It took him half a second to calculate Bokuto’s mood, that’s some serious skill (Don’t fuck with Akaashi Keiji)

- Yachi’s little flail redefined her levels of cute…Say hello to the new “Captain” of the Kagehina Ship.

- That MOMENT Hinata looks at Kageyama and they just do the new quick *OH MY GOD I ASCENDED TO A NEW PLANE OF REALITY*

- Kuroo is so on point with teasing Kenma, it’s adorable

- Tanaka’s spike and Noya jumping on his shoulders like a little monkey *shit I cannot handle these dorks*

- SUGA’S SMILE *I have been delivered PRAISE THE LORD*

- Takeda sensei sees them as cogs working together which really shows how Karasuno is growing as a team.

- Tsukishima being a lowkey asshole this episode


anonymous asked:

exo reaction when you give them a lap/strip dance for their birthday or your anniversary

Xiumin - Ahh, for me? *watches intently*

Luhan - Fuck, how is she so good at this?

Kris - Alright, babe. I’m ready. Give it to me.

Suho - *on the outside*

*on the inside*

Lay - What good deed did I do to deserve this beauty in front of me?

Baekhyun - Bitch, please, let me show you how it’s done.

Chen - Oh my God, this is gonna be so awkward…

*she starts dancing* Oh wait a minute…

Chanyeol - Uhh, what should I do with my hands???

*cannot handle it*

D.O. - *gf starts lap dance* Oh, look at that the ceiling needs to be painted over. Did you know the ceiling was this bad?

*gf stops and stares* What?!?

Tao - What to do… what to do?

Kai - happy birthday to me. *thinks: how did you get your body looking like this, jagiya.*

Sehun - *thinks: i want to rip all your clothes off with my own teeth and fuck you to tomorrow… heehee*

[[ Okay, so I hit 1000 followers a while ago, which is.. Wow. Just.. Wow. I never thought I’d honestly get this far? I mean, the movie isn’t even out yet and I peaked 1000, that’s crazy. I’ve never had a roleplay blog take off this quickly - especially in 2 months. Two. Months. What the heck. Even if you’re not following me for the roleplays and just for the content that I occasionally post regarding BH6, I’m grateful that you’re willing to put up with my nonsense anyway! To those of you who I’ve had the pleasure in roleplaying with; thank you SO much. You’ve helped me shape and mold Aiko, and I’ve grown really fond of my little chemist. I wouldn’t have made it this far without any of you. Thank you so much.  ]]

The Baes 

littlehiro6 ❀ Ugh. Casey. Where do I even BEGIN with you? The one that started this. Without you and Hiro, I never would have even started this blog. You’re one of, if not my best friend here on tumblr dot com, and I love you a LOT.You’re always around if I need you, and I like to think I’m there for you when you need me too. You’re kind, funny, genuine, an amazing artist and writer, and your portrayal of Hiro is just wonderful. Thank you for getting me involved in the fandom which is like a big family to me. I’ve never been happier and it’s thanks to you. Aiko loves your Hiro - platonically in normal verse - she just wants to hug and protect him ALL the time - and romantically in future verse, where he’s a big dorky but sweet babe. I love your Hiro too and please, stay amazing. I love you a lot. xox

auntcasshamada  ❀ Spatziiiiii. You were the first Cass to follow me, and I immediately loved building up the kind of relationship they would have based around the theory that Aiko worked for Cass. Somehow, along the way, you got me to ship it, and I fell in lvoe with these two. Same for Honei. You’re so funny and genuinely nice and brilliant and I’m just super glad that we started talking. Please never leave me - I love you so much! 

invxntive ❀ My lovely Mali! Okay, so you’re the first Tadashi who I ever got to roleplay with, and I was so happy because I loved how you played him and I was secretly shipping the, until I just decided to tell you and WHAM BAM THANK U MA'AM U SHIPPED THEM TOO. Since then all we really do is cry about Tadahoney and it’s glorious. I love talking to you, and you’re just.. you make me laugh so much oh my god. You are flawlessly wonderful. 

hxmada ❀ KATIE!! Okay, my lil pork chop. I just love the life you gave Hiro, and the fact that you ship Hirolemon and that we have this whole life planned out for them and it’s just??? amazing. You’re so sweet and wonderful and need to be protected at all costs. Honestly, I’d do anything I could to make sure you were happy which is why I sometimes spam you with chemistry puns and songs and stuff. I know you’re taking a semi-hiatus soon but i demand u still talk to me ooc because I cannot handle going without talking to you. Love you.

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  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she really means: Osomatsu-San is ending and episode 24 was the worst oh my god. I always wanted them to get jobs but not like this. Choromatsu left to be responsible then Totty, Karamatsu, and Jyushimatsu. Ichimatsu left and he's living on the streets and he's really sick oh my god I'm concerned. Osomatsu doesn't even say bye to them he just lets them go. They still love and miss each other though. I cannOT HANdle thiS..

fira211  asked:

I'm dying. I love you. I'm just dying. This is the end of me. I cannot handle Phil/Clint and family support and OH MY GOD SAM HOW DARE YOU GIVE *FEELINGS*


Honestly that one was super fun to write for some reason, like I just found it really enjoyable and gratifying somehow. Clint as the smart-mouthed, insecure baby of the Avengers really appeals for some reason. I like the idea of him being bewildered that people think he needs protecting, let alone them taking steps to actually protect him.

I think I may write a scene at some point where Tony, Clint, Lil, and Sof come to Howard to propose to him that they stop making weapons and focus on tech, and Howard is like FINE, but if we do this I want at least two grandchildren in the next three years. I don’t care how you do it but find a way to make it happen.


I think Clint and Lil will work something out. Then it’s biologically a Stark baby since Lil is Howard’s daughter, but it brings Clint and Phil more fully into the family in a legal sense.

Little bitty Carter Philip Barton is gonna be the most beloved dynastic heir ever to spit up on Captain America.

What I learned from episode 11 of Noragami

1. Yato is officially the god of dorks.

2. He is also clearly a smooth-ass motherfucker.

3. Yatori is literally the cutest thing ever like oh my god my heart cannot handle the inherent adorableness of this ship

4. Yukine is my bby

5. And he’s also secretly a Studio Ghibli character.

6. Nora is a little shit and someone needs to put her in her place before I break that bitch DON’T FUCK WITH HIYORI NORA YOU BITCH

7. I’m probably going to die from anticipation before next week’s episode even airs.


Please excuse my language in fact please just excuse this entire post this episode just gave me a lot of feelings and I needed to get them out

day 2, wolfs bane 3: v hungover

posey & dylan spraberry:

posey played a song on his ukelele he had written himself, about being in a dark place and helping yourself get out

when asked where their characters would be in ten years, tpose said he’d like scott to be coming through on his ambitions, becoming a veterinarian, still with kira, or that he would reincarnate allison!

their most surprising//best experience on set is for dylan, how friendly and welcoming everyone was– dylan ob and tpose welcomed him into the kitchen and started talking about music with him and it really bonded them– and posey said just how much like a family they all are

tpose asked about his role as a producer and he said he helps a lot on set, but that from a writing, giving suggestions POV the writers are “very strict” on what their plan is, so he doesn’t have any input with that

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