oh my god i can't stop playing

Development of Celeb Crushes
  • Me: Wow what a classically beautiful person.
  • Brain: Uh-oh...
  • Me: No it's fine, they're not my type. Ha. I can appreciate a beautiful person without having to watch their entire back catalogue of work y'know.
  • Brain: You don't have time for this!
  • Me: Relax, it's just one film.
  • Brain: It's one film now, but then there's the three hours of Google Image Searches afterwards!
  • Me: Nonsense! I just want to make sure I'm immune.
  • Brain: Oh boy...
  • Me: It's fine. I can look at them and feel nothing.
  • Brain: ???
  • Me: I feel nothing.
  • Brain: Why have you spent 45 minutes looking at their pictures?
  • Me: I feel nothing.
  • Brain: You're imagining lazy Sunday morning cuddles with you as the little spoon! This is it. You're gone.
  • Me: I feel nothing. Maybe I am incapable of love now.
  • Brain: *eyeroll* Batten down the hatches, lads, she's gonna go - in three... two... one...
  • Me: Shit!
  • Brain: Here we go!
  • Me: They really are beautiful! Like oh my god look at them it's like they were carved by angels!!! Oh no no no no no!!! Not this! This can't be happening! Oh no! I thought I was immune! Why you play me this way, Brain?! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE?!?!?
  • Brain: *facepalm*

anonymous asked:

okay, I love your camp halfblood AU but also, please tell us more about Dex, son of aphrodite, because I can't stop imagining him grumpily standing in a plastic shell while the aphrodite soundtrack from hercules the animated series is playing in the background xD

OH MY GOD STOP. Now Aphrodite is Lisa Kudrow that’s what’s happening in this AU look what you did. 

Okay Dex is a son of Hephaestus it’s just a Fact, but I love him as a son of Aphrodite because it’s just…he’s not. He’s the worst son of Aphrodite ever and he knows it and he’s just so MAD. He gets claimed and everyone is staring at him and he’s like “mother of FUCK” and someones like “lol yeah that’s your mom” and he’s gotta throw down right there. 

Not much changes with him being a son of Aphrodite, like I still think he would talk his way into the Cabin 9 bunker to work with the Hephaestus kids, even if they don’t believe an Aphrodite kid can keep up with them (he can). But he probably fights a lot more, like he’s training in every weapon he can get his hands on just because FUCK YOU GUYS I CAN FIGHT TOO. He’s over compensating so hard but no one really wants to make fun of him because he’ll fuck them up. 

His sisters adore him and his brothers are scared of him but they all keep trying to give him a makeover and he has climbed out of the window of cabin 10 so many times trying to escape this Hell. They always wanna know about his love life too, but they’re always disappointed because he doesn’t know how to do that. He’s busy he doesn’t have time for this. Also he’s ugly and no one likes him.

That last part’s not true and Dex doesn’t even actually care but he said it once and four of his sisters just started bawling and it was a stressful time in Cabin 10. It’s always a stressful time in Cabin 10 for Dex but that day was particularly rough. He’s actually a good looking guy, but he’s so stressed and embarrassed about being a son of Aphrodite that he just assumes all flirting with him is a joke and he has to fight someone. 

Aphrodite Dex literally always has to fight someone it’s his Curse here. That someone is usually Nursey, but sometimes he mixes it up. 

“You look really nice today Dex. I…like your hair.”

“Yeah HAHA Nurse, you’re so goddamn fucking funny. Because I’m a son of Aphrodite and you’re Ares HAHAHAHA shut the fuck up gods I hate you.”

“HAHA. Yeah. Got you good. Why don’t you love me?

It’s okay though, because Nursey can openly sob into his pillow in Cabin 5 and no one will say anything because they’re all so fucking embarrassed they don’t want to acknowledge it’s happening. 

listen I can’t stop thinking about the fact that if Tony dies, then there’s no one left there to protect Peter. Peter the boy that keeps running into objects as if they weren’t there. Peter the boy that is literally a danger magnet.  Peter, who has the same mentality as Tony, meaning the self sacrificial play is always on the books.

Who’s gonna update peter’s suit? Who’s gonna rescue him like Tony did when he fell in the water, like he did in the ferry? LISTEN, PETER NEEDS TONY JUST LIKE TONY NEEDS PETER AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN COPE WITH A UNIVERSE WHERE PETER DOESN’T HAVE TONY’S ALMOST OMNIPRESENT PROTECTION. 

Even More YouTube Au Hcs
  • Nico and Percy plays the Sims together - Dan and Phil style, only 10x gayer with even more screaming and panicking because they’re ‘too young to be parents, oh my god Percy, how the fuck are we supposed to look after these kids, we’re going to kill them’. Annabeth and Piper also play the Sims with 90% of their time spent with Annabeth messing with the houses and Piper trying to stop her, and the other 10% spent with Piper trying to summon aliens and Annabeth trying to stop her
  • Nico is the one you’ll search out video game songs, learn them off by heart, and play them loudly in the morning
  • They all do the ‘hip youtuber thing’ and dye their hair bright colours every few months
  • Nico (as does Rachel) loves referencing ‘so bad they’re good’ films, especially The Room, and you can see Annabeth lose the will to live whenever it happens
  • They make reviews and parodies of the films in hopes that it will make Nico shut up about them (it doesn’t. It just encourages him)

anonymous asked:

Is it too late for hoe stories bc I don't hoe much but I did recently. Me and my friend were play fighting and he didn't know I'm a masochist and he ended up slapping me across the face and I was like "wow okay I'm oddly aroused" and one thing lead to another and I found out he is a major sadist. He didn't stop until I was bruised and bleeding (all consensual) and now I can't sit or do anything involving my thighs without thinking about him or the things he called me and I just oh my god

I can’t imagine that you two are still just friends after this shit… discovering other people’s kinks is my favorite hobby

American Horror Story: Asylum (E1- Welcome To Briarcliff)
  • "Just look sexy, please?"
  • "You always look sexy. God, I'm so happy I married you."
  • "You think we're still going to want to bang each other when we're 80?"
  • "Oh my god, you are so demented. I love you."
  • "I'm not going with you guys. And neither is the gun."
  • "I'm not to you putting those words together. But I like it."
  • "The world will change one day."
  • "It makes me feel like I can't protect my own family."
  • "I know you're out there. Stop playing games."
  • "Do you think I'm full of shame and regret for what I've done now?"
  • "Just more nonsense from the charlatans."
  • "Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin."
  • "The tonic for a diseased mind lies in the three p's: productivity, prayer, and purification."
  • "We have such dreams for this place."
  • "An eyewitness caught a glimpse of him leaving one of the crime scenes wearing a mask, which appeared to be made of human flesh."
  • "I see you for exactly who you are."
  • "People want to understand what's in the mind of someone like him."
  • "There's not a pious bone in your body."
  • "There is no god. Not a god who would create the things I saw."
  • "All monsters are human."
  • "Can't make the welts go away, but I can make you forget you had 'em."
  • "A salve can't cure you like I can."
  • "There's a rule for everything here. I learned them all the hard way."
  • "What you put out into the world comes back to you."
  • "So what'd you put out into the world to get locked up in a place like this?"
  • "I'm not one of your charges quaking in my boots."
  • "If you could manage to stay out of my business, I'll try and stay out of yours."
  • "In time, whatever it is you're hiding will come to see the light of day."
  • "I've dealt with bigger monsters than you."
  • "Let me give you fair warning. I'll always win against the patriarchal male."
  • "I am telling you, that battle axe has secrets."
  • "Under all that piousness and fidelity there's a real darkness."
  • "Anything I do in my life, I can do because you love me."
  • "Most women of the cloth feel they have to deny all sensory life when they take their vows."
  • "You know me better than that. I always say what I mean."
  • "These are amazing times if you just look at it in another light."
  • "This is a time where anything can happen, of someone wants it enough."
  • "What on earth do we want, if not to save souls?"
  • "Wherever I go, you go. You're my right hand."
  • "You're always in such a hurry, sister. Why are you out so late at night?"
  • "She scares you, doesn't she? She scares you to death."
  • "Inside those beautiful brains lies the secret to understanding the darkness of the human psyche."
  • "Maybe my faith in you was nothing but the sin of pride."
  • "Punish me, please."
  • "The molding of young minds is a sacred charge."
  • "Chin up. We're gonna get you cured."
  • "You may think my mind is closed, but my eyes are wide open."

anonymous asked:

I'm the anon about antis reading our fics and they do! My old best friend was a hardcore anti and we swapped phones for an hour (trust game stuff haha) and she was in an anti group chat and they were fucking talking about love is a rebellious bird?? One of them said 'oh my god, I loved that fic!' And they were reccing fics (both Larry and het) to each other and it was wild. I asked her about it later and she literally died of embarrassment. So yeah, why do they think they deserve out literature?

I AM CACKLING AT THE IMAGE OF ANTIS SITTING IN A CIRCLE HAVING A BOOK CLUB AND JUST BEING LIKE, “OK SO THIS WEEK WE READ ESCAPADE, BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR DISCUSSION, JUST REMEMBER THAT WE ACTUALLY HATE LARRY!! WE DON’T APPROVE! OK, NOW WHO’S A GEORGE AND WHO’S A GEORGIE BOY?” 

When the 2Ps can't fall asleep
  • 2p!america: can i honestly just kill him tomorrow yeah i'll do that wait hm
  • 2p!china: she's so beautiful god dammit stop smiling sleep c'monnn
  • 2p!england: oh my goodness how will i explain this tomorrow
  • 2p!france: is it too late to go smoke a cigarette fuck this i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette
  • 2p!russia: *creates theories about dark matter*
  • 2p!italy: *plans out future goals*
  • 2p!germany: lalallala, i'm not even tired literally fuck this
  • 2p!japan: i have to go to school tomorrow for that big test... fUCKING SLEEp *proceeds to play hentai games*
  • 2p!canada: ughhhhh, freaking work and stresssss
  • 2p!romano: i hate her so much what a fucking bitch fuck
  • 2p!austria: *random fall out boy lyrics keep popping into his head*
  • 2p!prussia: i hope she's okay...

Au where Jean, Marco, Connie, Armin, Bertholdt, Reiner, and Eren go shopping. The song ‘I’m too sexy’ by Right Said Fred starts to play and they start to put on sunglasses doing the catwalk and sexy dances in every aisle because they’re all sexy dorks and they know they’re too sexy.

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower {Sentence Starters}
  • "Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?"
  • "So, can we be friends again?"
  • "I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips."
  • "C'mon. Lets go be psychos together!"
  • "You made me not feel alone."
  • "I tried to stop thinking that, but I can't."
  • "I just really want a milkshake."
  • "You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love."
  • "I didn't think anyone noticed me."
  • "So, you're not scared of me?"
  • "There is so much pain. And I don't know how to not notice it."
  • "We accept the love we think we deserve."
  • "Touch my friends again and I'll blind you."
  • "Oh my God! They're playing good music."
  • "I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to."
  • "How's your first relationship going?"
  • "I think you're really gonna regret that, you know."
  • "Call the police and send them to my house!"
  • "You know, I heard you had a tough time last year."
  • "Why can't you save anybody?"
  • "Could the bathrooms here be any more disgusting?"
  • "No, you're doing something wrong, I think."

Reasons why auditioning for Spring Awakening would be a HORRIBLE idea:
-I do not act
-I have never acted
-I don’t even know how to audition
-who would I even try for? They’re not going to cast me as Hanschen, Ernst, Wendla, or Fanny Gabor, and I don’t really want to play anyone else
-I would have to cut my work​ schedule a lot
-I am not an actress!

Reasons why I would:
-I like Spring Awakening

Things I should not be doing, based on those lists:
-even thinking about auditioning

Things I can’t stop thinking about:
-that

Oh my god I’m going to fall over laughing

So I’ve been going through and replaying some DA2 stuff, picking up completionist achievements (finally got A Worthy Rival!) and getting some good screencaps with my Hawke with his tattoo mod to make him match Inquisition closer

I like to mentally peg Mark of the Assassin as between Act 2 and Act 3, which means I tend to complete it at the start of Act 3 before I’ve done much else and just headcanon. I ran home to do that and then realized, eh, I should go pick Isabela back up so I don’t try to add her to the party later and forget I haven’t done that, even if my companions for this are gonna be Merrill and Anders. So I left, grabbed, her, and came back-

Ha, Anders spawned downstairs (vs. upstairs as usual once he’s moved in) for his “this bed ain’t big enough for the three of us” convo with my mabari Chaser at the same time that Isabela spawned to ask me to help her deal with Castillon.

Well, hey, the more the merrier - I always love it when my companions visit my house. I do Anders’ Dog convo, then go to talk to Isabela-

So just business as usual - wait is he still there?

Um.

Anders-

Oh my god.

… wait, isn’t there another conversation scripted for the entryway?

… actually, this one isn’t so bad. I kind of like the effect.

Even if he does keep blocking the camera shots of Bodahn.

Oh, hang on, okay, is Chaser still standing? Did I ever get Anders’ “I miss Ser Pounce-a-lot” convo with with Dog? Maybe that’s what’s causing this? I’ll just click on him again and-

Oh my GOD

ANDERS PLEASE GO BACK UPSTAIRS

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another meme i won’t finish: current celebrity crushes [2/10]→ colin o'donoghue 

I was always kind of serious. It’s nice to play a complete bad boy who’s the polar opposite to who I am.

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I GOT ACCEPTED TO ONE OF MY TOP COLLEGES AND IM SO HAPPY. I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE REAL. I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS AND I CANT STOP PLAYING WELCOME TO NEW YORK taylorswift LIKE OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT ID MAKE IT AND THEN I GOT THIS AND IM JST SO HAPPY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PLS SHARE THIS OVERHWLMNG HAPPINESS/EXCITEMENT W ME

I was just thinking about how I’ll probably still be listening to bands like Twenty One Pilots, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, and Fall Out Boy when I’m in my 30s and have teenage children and they’ll be like “oh god no mom, not this again I don’t want to listen to this shit” and I can’t help but laugh at the scene playing in my head

anonymous asked:

Sketcherlass how did you first encounter Undertale? I got into when I saw some nice fan art, decided to see what it was from, and was sucked into the black hole that is the fandom AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHIPPING HELP

It’s actually a really nice story. I first saw fanart of the skelebros pop up on my dash a lot and I remember going “oh god please no, not another skeleton flood, I know it’s halloween soon, but I don’t want to have to blacklist another skeleton fandom this year” because the year prior, my dash had been flooded with Mystery Skulls Animated fanart to the point where I had to blacklist it even though I did like it just because there was so much of it.

Then the let’s plays started popping up on youtube channels I subscribe to. I decided to give Steam Train’s let’s play a go, but I stopped just a few minutes in because I didn’t think the game was going to be my thing.

A little while later, I had a very bad day. I was very, very deep in a depressive slump at that point, I hadn’t left the house in months, I’d stopped eating regularly, mostly stayed in bed, I had finished school and I couldn’t find a job or anything to do, so I literally just hung around the house all day. My family situation was going downhill rapidly and, yeah, you know the drill. Things looked pretty bleak.

So I thought, why not pass the time with a nice game? One of those “why you should play Undertale” posts came by my dash and I was surprised to see the amount of queer representation in the game, plus it mentioned multiple endings, which I love. So I tried to download the game.

I could not.

Steam fucked everything up and I was this close to just going to bed again and forgetting all about it.

Then someone messaged me. One of my followers. I didn’t really know them at all, I’d seen them a couple of times before around the site, but it’s not like we were friends. They gifted me the game on Steam, demanding only two things in return - that I spare “tutorial goat” and that I did not trust a talking flower. That was all they wanted. It was a gift from a stranger to a stranger, given out of kindness.

Look, I try to keep things mostly kind of light on this blog, but I can’t claim to know what I would have done if I hadn’t played this story. It was a really dark time for me, but Undertale made me want to keep trying. That’s why it has such a special place in my heart. It’s one of those stories you need to hear on your worst days. I’ve been leaning on it for support as I’ve gone through some of the worst days in my life and I continue to be inspired and uplifted by it.

It’s one of those stories that are happy because they’re beautiful and funny and help you want to make your own life better, but also terribly, terribly sad because they end and the characters move on and you have to leave them to it. That’s when I started writing fanfiction and drawing fanart, and I guess the fandom just kind of flooded in around me as I decided to stay in this world even after the game ended.

But yeah, I think this is a very nice origin story for why my blog is the way it is now. UT everywhere.