oh my god i can't stop playing

Development of Celeb Crushes
  • Me: Wow what a classically beautiful person.
  • Brain: Uh-oh...
  • Me: No it's fine, they're not my type. Ha. I can appreciate a beautiful person without having to watch their entire back catalogue of work y'know.
  • Brain: You don't have time for this!
  • Me: Relax, it's just one film.
  • Brain: It's one film now, but then there's the three hours of Google Image Searches afterwards!
  • Me: Nonsense! I just want to make sure I'm immune.
  • Brain: Oh boy...
  • Me: It's fine. I can look at them and feel nothing.
  • Brain: ???
  • Me: I feel nothing.
  • Brain: Why have you spent 45 minutes looking at their pictures?
  • Me: I feel nothing.
  • Brain: You're imagining lazy Sunday morning cuddles with you as the little spoon! This is it. You're gone.
  • Me: I feel nothing. Maybe I am incapable of love now.
  • Brain: *eyeroll* Batten down the hatches, lads, she's gonna go - in three... two... one...
  • Me: Shit!
  • Brain: Here we go!
  • Me: They really are beautiful! Like oh my god look at them it's like they were carved by angels!!! Oh no no no no no!!! Not this! This can't be happening! Oh no! I thought I was immune! Why you play me this way, Brain?! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE?!?!?
  • Brain: *facepalm*

anonymous asked:

okay, I love your camp halfblood AU but also, please tell us more about Dex, son of aphrodite, because I can't stop imagining him grumpily standing in a plastic shell while the aphrodite soundtrack from hercules the animated series is playing in the background xD

OH MY GOD STOP. Now Aphrodite is Lisa Kudrow that’s what’s happening in this AU look what you did. 

Okay Dex is a son of Hephaestus it’s just a Fact, but I love him as a son of Aphrodite because it’s just…he’s not. He’s the worst son of Aphrodite ever and he knows it and he’s just so MAD. He gets claimed and everyone is staring at him and he’s like “mother of FUCK” and someones like “lol yeah that’s your mom” and he’s gotta throw down right there. 

Not much changes with him being a son of Aphrodite, like I still think he would talk his way into the Cabin 9 bunker to work with the Hephaestus kids, even if they don’t believe an Aphrodite kid can keep up with them (he can). But he probably fights a lot more, like he’s training in every weapon he can get his hands on just because FUCK YOU GUYS I CAN FIGHT TOO. He’s over compensating so hard but no one really wants to make fun of him because he’ll fuck them up. 

His sisters adore him and his brothers are scared of him but they all keep trying to give him a makeover and he has climbed out of the window of cabin 10 so many times trying to escape this Hell. They always wanna know about his love life too, but they’re always disappointed because he doesn’t know how to do that. He’s busy he doesn’t have time for this. Also he’s ugly and no one likes him.

That last part’s not true and Dex doesn’t even actually care but he said it once and four of his sisters just started bawling and it was a stressful time in Cabin 10. It’s always a stressful time in Cabin 10 for Dex but that day was particularly rough. He’s actually a good looking guy, but he’s so stressed and embarrassed about being a son of Aphrodite that he just assumes all flirting with him is a joke and he has to fight someone. 

Aphrodite Dex literally always has to fight someone it’s his Curse here. That someone is usually Nursey, but sometimes he mixes it up. 

“You look really nice today Dex. I…like your hair.”

“Yeah HAHA Nurse, you’re so goddamn fucking funny. Because I’m a son of Aphrodite and you’re Ares HAHAHAHA shut the fuck up gods I hate you.”

“HAHA. Yeah. Got you good. Why don’t you love me?

It’s okay though, because Nursey can openly sob into his pillow in Cabin 5 and no one will say anything because they’re all so fucking embarrassed they don’t want to acknowledge it’s happening. 

  • Ki-bo: 'Ouma-kun, I got myself the game you recommended!'
  • Ouma: 'Great. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, trust me.'
  • Momota: (watching) 'Huh? Are these two close to each other?'
  • Akamatsu: 'Well, they always fight so, this is weird indeed.'
  • Momota: 'Hey! Ki-bo!' (walking over) 'What is that game you got?'
  • Ki-bo: 'Oh, Ouma recommended this really nice videogame to me. It's about some robot friends who work at a restaurant. And by night, a weird human comes and evades their home, so they try to ask him to leave politly.'
  • Ouma: 'Yeah, sounds nice, right?'
  • Momota: 'I dunno, it seems fishy to me.'
  • Akamatsu: 'You don't happen to mean Five Nights At Freddy's?'
  • Ki-bo: 'Indeed! You know it, Akamatsu-san?'
  • Akamatsu: 'Well...'
  • Ouma: 'I asked Ki-bo to come over to my room tonight so I can watch him play it!'
  • Momota: 'Oh, really.'
  • Ki-bo: 'Hey, do you want to join us?'
  • Momota: 'Sure.'
  • Akamatsu: 'Sure.'
  • Ki-bo: 'I can't await this! This is gonna be so much fun!'
  • - later -
  • Ki-bo: (screaming at screen) 'OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO STOP STAY AWAY OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON CLOSE THE DOOR WHY WHY WHY OH MY GOD HELP!'
  • Ouma: 'Nishishishi.'
  • Akamatsu: 'You are so mean, Kokichi-kun. You should have told him he plays the human and that the robots want to kill him.'
  • Momota: 'But you can't deny it's really entertaining.'
  • Ki-bo: (screaming at screen) 'AAAAAAAAAH THEY ARE HERE!!'
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower {Sentence Starters}
  • "Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?"
  • "So, can we be friends again?"
  • "I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips."
  • "C'mon. Lets go be psychos together!"
  • "You made me not feel alone."
  • "I tried to stop thinking that, but I can't."
  • "I just really want a milkshake."
  • "You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love."
  • "I didn't think anyone noticed me."
  • "So, you're not scared of me?"
  • "There is so much pain. And I don't know how to not notice it."
  • "We accept the love we think we deserve."
  • "Touch my friends again and I'll blind you."
  • "Oh my God! They're playing good music."
  • "I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to."
  • "How's your first relationship going?"
  • "I think you're really gonna regret that, you know."
  • "Call the police and send them to my house!"
  • "You know, I heard you had a tough time last year."
  • "Why can't you save anybody?"
  • "Could the bathrooms here be any more disgusting?"
  • "No, you're doing something wrong, I think."
When the 2Ps can't fall asleep
  • 2p!america: can i honestly just kill him tomorrow yeah i'll do that wait hm
  • 2p!china: she's so beautiful god dammit stop smiling sleep c'monnn
  • 2p!england: oh my goodness how will i explain this tomorrow
  • 2p!france: is it too late to go smoke a cigarette fuck this i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette
  • 2p!russia: *creates theories about dark matter*
  • 2p!italy: *plans out future goals*
  • 2p!germany: lalallala, i'm not even tired literally fuck this
  • 2p!japan: i have to go to school tomorrow for that big test... fUCKING SLEEp *proceeds to play hentai games*
  • 2p!canada: ughhhhh, freaking work and stresssss
  • 2p!romano: i hate her so much what a fucking bitch fuck
  • 2p!austria: *random fall out boy lyrics keep popping into his head*
  • 2p!prussia: i hope she's okay...
Oh my god I’m going to fall over laughing

So I’ve been going through and replaying some DA2 stuff, picking up completionist achievements (finally got A Worthy Rival!) and getting some good screencaps with my Hawke with his tattoo mod to make him match Inquisition closer

I like to mentally peg Mark of the Assassin as between Act 2 and Act 3, which means I tend to complete it at the start of Act 3 before I’ve done much else and just headcanon. I ran home to do that and then realized, eh, I should go pick Isabela back up so I don’t try to add her to the party later and forget I haven’t done that, even if my companions for this are gonna be Merrill and Anders. So I left, grabbed, her, and came back-

Ha, Anders spawned downstairs (vs. upstairs as usual once he’s moved in) for his “this bed ain’t big enough for the three of us” convo with my mabari Chaser at the same time that Isabela spawned to ask me to help her deal with Castillon.

Well, hey, the more the merrier - I always love it when my companions visit my house. I do Anders’ Dog convo, then go to talk to Isabela-

So just business as usual - wait is he still there?

Um.

Anders-

Oh my god.

… wait, isn’t there another conversation scripted for the entryway?

… actually, this one isn’t so bad. I kind of like the effect.

Even if he does keep blocking the camera shots of Bodahn.

Oh, hang on, okay, is Chaser still standing? Did I ever get Anders’ “I miss Ser Pounce-a-lot” convo with with Dog? Maybe that’s what’s causing this? I’ll just click on him again and-

Oh my GOD

ANDERS PLEASE GO BACK UPSTAIRS

I was just thinking about how I’ll probably still be listening to bands like Twenty One Pilots, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, and Fall Out Boy when I’m in my 30s and have teenage children and they’ll be like “oh god no mom, not this again I don’t want to listen to this shit” and I can’t help but laugh at the scene playing in my head

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another meme i won’t finish: current celebrity crushes [2/10]→ colin o'donoghue 

I was always kind of serious. It’s nice to play a complete bad boy who’s the polar opposite to who I am.

Sometimes it’s easy to get carried away,
Listening to the things that people say.
Feeling like nobody’s got your back,
But everything you need is everything you have.

ladymoonstache-deactivated20170  asked:

So Kaneki going to a Takatsuki signing and taking Arima with him in order to piss Eto off. During the whole meeting, Kaneki and Eto stare at each other intensely without blinking and poor oblivious Arima won't stop talking about how much he liked one of her books. In the end, Arima is very pleased because he got an autograph AND a selfie (on which Eto and Ken are staring at each other out of the corner of their eyes) while Eto is angry af because "are we really going to play that game, Kaneki?!"

OH MY GOD.

oh my god look at this I’m screaming and sobbing all at the same time, just imagine how much it must mean to hinata, like?? he had always admired the small giant and he always wanted to be just like him and in this very place where he found his idol, his first inspiration to play volleyball, his entire reason for making it as far as he had, hinata finds this: a poster of himself wearing the same jersey number as the small giant. just fucking imagine how much it must mean to him that he’s right there where he was before, how far he’d come from being just a passerby to following in his footsteps and standing on the somewhat equal ground as him JUST IMAGINE and sob with me

listening to Coming Up For Air for the first time
  • Honest: Okay this has been my fav since it was released and is still my fav
  • The One: I'm not crying im ntl crying om not FUcking crying
  • Autopilot: soo fuckinb chill oh my God ?? fav
  • Human Again: WHAT ATH ECFUCK OH GOD YASSSSS WANNA BE HMAN AGAIN WERK THAT GUITAR MARK
  • Unclear: HOLY FUCK that gospel choir tho!!!
  • Coming Alive: oh mu god soooososo catch oh my god absolute fav???
  • Lost: holllyy shittttt lyrical with a good fuckn beat i can't breathe fav???
  • Ready: YASSSS IM SO FUCKON READY YAS
  • Better: oh my god????? waht im crying stop >??/?//?//
  • Everything Works Out In The End: ??s ochdb jskamhhn FUckon tears are real FAV
  • Play The Game: HOlyG FuKC NOOOBODDY!!! GONNA CARRY YOY !!! SO CATCHY FAV
  • Love Will Set You Free: fuckin lyrical genius im speachlessss fav
  • Caught In The Middle: Oh Hb HGODDD!! YESS sso\OO GOOD FAV
  • War: fuckin stop my heart
  • Moving On: *violent sobbing* cant fuckn cope
  • Honest Acoustic: be still my beating heary *dies*

anonymous asked:

Don't worry about Todd directing. The sex scene in Carol is tasteful and SO very well done. The passion burns thru the screen. I swear to god there's no shyness, which took me by surprise as there can often be between two straight actresses, but not here nope - they are literally all over each other and mashing into each others faces like they can't get close enough to each other. Kissing on bodies, necks, faces, lips, it's all there. It's like a fuse was lit and they just EXPLODE.

STOP IT OH MY GOD I’M SO READY TO SEE THIS MOVIE AND I CAN’T WATCH IT BECAUSE IT’S NOT PLAYING HERE!!!!

anonymous asked:

Sketcherlass how did you first encounter Undertale? I got into when I saw some nice fan art, decided to see what it was from, and was sucked into the black hole that is the fandom AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHIPPING HELP

It’s actually a really nice story. I first saw fanart of the skelebros pop up on my dash a lot and I remember going “oh god please no, not another skeleton flood, I know it’s halloween soon, but I don’t want to have to blacklist another skeleton fandom this year” because the year prior, my dash had been flooded with Mystery Skulls Animated fanart to the point where I had to blacklist it even though I did like it just because there was so much of it.

Then the let’s plays started popping up on youtube channels I subscribe to. I decided to give Steam Train’s let’s play a go, but I stopped just a few minutes in because I didn’t think the game was going to be my thing.

A little while later, I had a very bad day. I was very, very deep in a depressive slump at that point, I hadn’t left the house in months, I’d stopped eating regularly, mostly stayed in bed, I had finished school and I couldn’t find a job or anything to do, so I literally just hung around the house all day. My family situation was going downhill rapidly and, yeah, you know the drill. Things looked pretty bleak.

So I thought, why not pass the time with a nice game? One of those “why you should play Undertale” posts came by my dash and I was surprised to see the amount of queer representation in the game, plus it mentioned multiple endings, which I love. So I tried to download the game.

I could not.

Steam fucked everything up and I was this close to just going to bed again and forgetting all about it.

Then someone messaged me. One of my followers. I didn’t really know them at all, I’d seen them a couple of times before around the site, but it’s not like we were friends. They gifted me the game on Steam, demanding only two things in return - that I spare “tutorial goat” and that I did not trust a talking flower. That was all they wanted. It was a gift from a stranger to a stranger, given out of kindness.

Look, I try to keep things mostly kind of light on this blog, but I can’t claim to know what I would have done if I hadn’t played this story. It was a really dark time for me, but Undertale made me want to keep trying. That’s why it has such a special place in my heart. It’s one of those stories you need to hear on your worst days. I’ve been leaning on it for support as I’ve gone through some of the worst days in my life and I continue to be inspired and uplifted by it.

It’s one of those stories that are happy because they’re beautiful and funny and help you want to make your own life better, but also terribly, terribly sad because they end and the characters move on and you have to leave them to it. That’s when I started writing fanfiction and drawing fanart, and I guess the fandom just kind of flooded in around me as I decided to stay in this world even after the game ended.

But yeah, I think this is a very nice origin story for why my blog is the way it is now. UT everywhere.