oh my god i can say that!

tbh my thing with special interests is Weird. i don’t have like One thing that i know a shit ton about, i have a lot of passions and i tend to go through like. Really Intense phases for certain things, esp when i get into new stuff. 

but obsessions can come back and hit me at any fuckin time like i’ll be minding my own damn business and suddenly my intense love for say example muse or gravity falls will come and hit me in my fuckin face.

also: i info-dump a Lot. irl i flap and make a lot of hand gestures when im excited but online im just yelling like “SO IT HAS THIS BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER AND THIS AMAZING SOUNDTRACK AND OH MY GOD”

i could Yell about my interests for days tbh,

And god nobody forgets about Aaron & Eric but they are already canon so why should i talk about them non stop while i can ship crackships.

And yeah maybe norman said there is no chemistry (never read it anywhere but whatever you say) but we all know carol and daryl have good chemistry. I used to ship them but they have been teasing us for too damn long i dont see a point anymore. Oh and even IF i would ship them am i fetishizing straight couples? Totally right?

what the fuck is wrong with people? stop claiming you care about lgbt+ representation when you write toxic, sickening shit like this. i mean i hit block faster than i can look but wow. i want to rant about twenty other things, but goddamn this topped everything. stop ignoring perfectly healthy, canon gay relationships i’m so tired.

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I can almost hear Xanxus’s snarls at the implication that he would sleep with a thirteen year old kid. And hear the thrown objects shatter, lol. I imagine Reborn, cursed, would just be like, *eyetwitch* “I am physically TWO….” Except I doubt he’s actually say it outloud. Just communicate the stupidity of the entire idea with looks and a kick to Iemitsu’s head.

Oh god yes. Xanxus hears them talk about him manipulating Tsuna using sex and is just like, “I’m not a child molestor you disgusting fucks, I’d sooner cut my own dick off than touch him like that,” and Reborn’s like, “can confirm, would gladly assist.” Basically none within the group would appreciate the implications or welcome them, but rumors are a nasty bitch to kill and they just keep getting worse.

Tsuna hears that, and all he’s capable of doing is smiling his mother’s Vacant Smile of Plotting Your Murder and letting his Guardians do the talking for him because if he opens his mouth he knows he’s not going to say anything nice, and he doesn’t always need a Dying Will Bullet to tell someone what he thinks of them with his Dying Will.

(It helps, though.)

anonymous asked:

Came out as lesbian to my mom today, she told me it was a sickness and just laughed but jokes on her because I've already gotten an apartment with my girlfriend and am moving out tomorrow :) anwys just needed to share ah

Oh my god. Oh love I’m so sorry, so incredibly sorry but also I am just so in awe?? Of your bravery??? And how you’re out there going for the best life you can in spite of her??? That’s utterly incredible and I am just. Wow. You know some of us just get assholes for parents. It’s the worst thing in the world when a person can’t even try to be a better person for another human they helped bring into this world. But people aren’t lying when they say there’s the family you’re born into and then the family you create, and ya know what… I think your family is gonna be a big and beautiful one. I wish you all the very best with your new life, my darling. 💖🌈

Why am I Like This?

This is going to be a personal post, feel free to ignore this.

About a week ago, I had my “why am I like this?” feeling when I was burying myself in my thesis. I had the Stucky playlist by @thenightmarebeforebucky playing on Spotify to accompany me and lemme tell you how big of a mistake that was. 

(Nothing against you, Bella, that playlist is so beautifully curated, it gave me too much feels that I can’t even function properly). 

Anyways, I was listening to Never Say Never by The Fray and a thought popped into my head and I just felt sad. Like, incredibly sad where your chest hurts and your shoulders slump and you’re overwhelmed with this feeling of “oh my god, no.” 

When Bucky fell off the train and Steve was screaming his name, we all know how devastated Steve was with the whole can’t get drunk because of the serum scene with Peggy. 

But CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT BUCKY MUST BE FEELING? That man is so damn protective of Steve, he cares so much about him that I began to think about the time he was in HYDRA’s captivity, when he was lucid and things were coming together, how many times did he worry about him? 

Like, sure he’s facing an impending death and torture and his hand just got chopped off, but my heart just ache thinking about him in his cell, bloody and beat up, but all he could think about was how Steve was doing, if he’s doing alright or whether or not he made it to the end of the war alive. 

I told my best friend about this and all she said to me was that I was trash. I know, why am I like this?

Originally posted by thatherohair

"Oh my god stop exaggerating the election is over move on"

I’m not exaggerating when I say I sat on the phone with my friends as they cried talking about how they don’t know how they’ll tell their kids they’re probably going to be deported.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I saw my friends tell their husbands and wives they’ll still be married even if this new presidency voids their marriage license.

I’m not exaggerating when I quote the excitement from men who celebrated the fact that if their president can sexually assault women so can they.

I’m not exaggerating when I have a fear for all those in the lgbtq community because I know exactly what happens in conversion therapy that this campaign supports and will most likely try to introduce into this country.

I’m not exaggerating when it’s only noon and the increase in hate speech against minorities, people of color, of different religious and ethnic backgrounds has occurred because despite their legal citizenship they still look different and therefore, “don’t belong here.”

I’m not exaggerating when I see women who lost babies knowing that it may soon be a law that it’s her fault and she should be punished let alone the rest of women who may no longer have a say to what they do with their own bodies.

I’m not exaggerating when the suicide prevention hotlines are busy, the immigration websites crashed, when there are riots in the streets because this is the first modern time when people are genuinely afraid to be alive due to the person elected to lead them.

But sure calls us hypocrites, shake your head at our “exaggerations”, and please for the love of God delete me from social media and your life because if you’re okay with this new outlook I’m afraid of you.

for everyone who wants to know what bex said about klance in afterbuzz:

  • basically they’re talking about ship discourse and bex suddenly goes
  • “Can we just….. for a quick second talk about klance?” (around 4:43)
  • she then says that she loves the chaos that occurs “when all the klance shippers blow up”
  • in relation to this, the hosts mention jeremy being in one of their previous episodes (and klance shippers’ reactions to it lol) and bex immediately says “OH MY GOD” and looks to the camera like she just knows
  • so my theory so far is that she knows we drag him and tbh i hope she drags him too god bless that boy
  • later on they talk about the emperor’s new groove moment in episode 5 and bex cheers (around 8:30??)
  • and eventually she’s crying-laughing and she legit curls up into a ball and wheezes “yOU BROKE ME” (pictured below)
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  • they also mention how keith keeps the towel on his head throughout that entire scene
  • bex says “He knows that his hair just sets Lance off. It just wasn’t the right time.”
  • she also jokes that it sticks to his hair because of all the hair product

and ok i think thats it basically bex is so sweet and great she makes lots of references to tumblr posts and has great insights about discourses like hunk not getting enough moments this season and the pidge bathroom debate AND HOGWARTS HOUSES so yes watch it

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#oh god you can see how scared his was to look inside the room #and he actually have to look away #he can’t stand to see what “he” has done #he must feel so guilty #can you imagine alec having to wash the blood of his hand #he always try so hard to do what it’s right #and even knowing that he was posessed and that it wasn’t his fault this probably is killing him #and when they are watching the video #that ‘oh my god’ that he says #as if there was this little part of him that against all evidences was hoping that it wasn’t his posessed body that has done it #god this killed me #can alec please catch a break??!!!

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guy with camera: ’Scuse me sir, you can’t be sitting in here.

guy on lawn: What the fuck did you say to me?!

camera: Oh my God..

lawn: WHAT! WHAT!

camera: I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY!!

Dress (Sugar daddy!Calum smut)

Summary: You wear a dress guaranteed to send Calum up the wall (okay pls I can’t do summaries but it’s sugar daddy and they fuck and ahhHH hot stuff!)

Word Count: 4.8k (SO LONG OH MY GOD)

Warnings: There’s three sections of smut! Yes, three! Also daddy kink and bondage ;)

A/N: Jfc you have no idea how much effort I’ve put into this! I really hope you like it, I think it’s pretty good, if I do say so myself <3

Originally posted by cashtonkinks

For my CEO!5sos blurb night with @felicityash and @pretendtobepunkrock!

Crisp shirts. Sparkling cufflinks. Neat sheets. 

Just some of the many things that spring to mind when you think of him. 

Calum Hood, CEO of Hood Incorporations, hasn’t left your mind ever since you met to discuss a partnership deal. Your father owns a business similar to Calum’s and you, his devoted daughter, handle some of the more day-to-day tasks, including meeting with the extremely attractive business partner.

From the start you knew Calum was different. Maybe it was the elegance in which he operated, the silky smoothness embedded in his voice. 

Or, perhaps, it was the fact that he’d had you spread across his desk within ten minutes of your first encounter. 

Keep reading

Kara answers the door one morning without thinking because the person knocking is just so insistent and she’s still half asleep and wearing boxers and a tank top and oh hey its a coworker from CatCo and why are they looking at her like she’s a ghost -

“Oh my god, Supergirl???”

- oh, it’s because she isn’t wearing her glasses. She tries to stutter out an excuse but they’re flapping their arms and backing away saying, “I’m so sorry to interrupt, Supergirl! I didn’t know you and Kara were-” and they stumble away all giddy and excited before Kara can even fully process what they mean.

And that’s how the rumor that Kara Danvers is totally banging Supergirl came out.

We were attempting to quietly get inside a castle to kill they're psychotic king and save a dragonborn princess...

DM: The door is locked and cannot be picked. 

Paladin (Half-Orc): I choose to break the door open quietly.

DM: You can’t just…break a door quietly.

Fighter (Human): What if he bends the door from the top?

DM: IT’S A WOODEN DOOR. YOU CAN’T BEND WOOD.

Fighter: Well we know that, but does the door know that?

DM: You can’t be serious.

Cleric (Harpy): Yeah who says the door knows it can’t bend!

DM: For fuck sake fine I’ll roll for the DOOR’S intelligence.

(rolls a 1)

DM: Oh my fucking god.

Paladin: Hell yeah! All right so I quietly bend the door open…

  • person: *walks up to a snack bar* hi, I'm really thirsty -
  • my friend: oh no
  • person: can I please -
  • my friend: sTOP.
  • person: - have a bottle of -
  • my friend: s t O P.
  • person: soda?
  • me: DID SOMEONE HERE JUST SAY SODA. sODA AS IN GREEK GOD COME TO LIFE. SODA AS IN BORN ON OCTOBER 8TH 1948. sODA AS IN THAT DUDE THAT'S 5'11”. SODA AS IN THE GUY THAT USED TO CRY OVER HIS HORSE NAMED MICKEY MOUSE. YOU MEAN SODA THAT LIKES HIS EGGS WITH GRAPE JELLY.

Imagine Marius trying super hard to impress JVJ the first time he meets him and he’s just stumbling over his words and messing up and he’s just a massive bundle of nerves. And JVJ is there like “ yes hello I am the serious father” but like he’s just dying because oh my god bless this boy.

And then they have dinner and they go to say grace and JVJ is like

“Our father who art in heaven

thank you for blessing us with this food

And Lord, if you’re listening, let Marius Pontmercy know that he is welcome in my house and to my family and that the plate he accidentally broke that Cosette sneakily cleared away was an ugly plate and I’m glad it is broken.”

And anyways he can no longer keep a straight face and he bursts out laughing, followed not long after by Cosette and Marius feels like he could cry from relief and he’s so happy.

“Hey Mr. Trustfund Kid, for some reason my fans want to see us together, so for five seconds let’s call a truce so I can post this real quick.”
“I don’t see the point–”
“Say cheese!”
“–why do people say cheese? How about Elizabeth instead?”
“oh my god”

These two are my absolute fave from Mystic Messenger, and I really wanted to try drawing them taking a selfie together…maybe during party preparations? Ehehe. ❤️ Anyway I love these two and I love this game and I don’t even play otome okay? 😂 Hope you like ~