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SKAM S04E07 Clip 6 - Fucking over your friends

VILDE: He’ll break up with me..

EVA: No, Vilde, he won’t.

VILDE: Yes, he will!

CHRIS: He won’t do that..

EVA: Vilde, there are some douchebags who have done this and it’s not your fault. Someone did this to you.

NOORA: It’s not your fault.

EVA: It’s going to be fine. You’re just very, very sad now.

SANA: What happened?

EVA: Someone made ellevillevillde 2 and posted lots of shit about Vilde. It’s really bad.

CHRIS: Yeah..

NOORA: Oh my God..

CHRIS: It’ll be fine.. Just..

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A thank you gift for the sweet @taleen777 <3

Misery Needs Company

it sounded like @copperbadge was having One of Those Weekends, so i asked if he’d like some fic and he requested someone with a headache getting coddled

feel better!

“Tony!” Pepper calls and he flinches.

A headache going on day three is sitting like a pulsating rock in his frontal lobe and the pitch of her voice is enough to send a needle point of pain inward.

Pepper pauses, looks at him for five seconds, and then says, voice lowered, “When did it start?”

“On the way home from NBC?” Tony tries because he honestly isn’t sure.

Pepper stares at him. “That was two days ago.”

“Yeah,” Tony sighs.

Tony,” she says, sounding appalled.

“What?” he replies defensively. “I’ve gotten six hours of sleep the last four nights, I’ve eaten regularly, I’ve only had like four cups of coffee per day, and I haven’t gone over the recommended dose of over-the-counter painkillers even though I know you can go over that and be fine!”

“Tony, that wasn’t criticism,” Pepper says, her expression sympathetic and her hand light on his arm.

“Oh,” Tony says, and deflates. “I’m tired and I’ve been sleeping,” he whines. “How is that fair?”

“It’s not.” She nudges him forward gently and Tony moves as directed, reaching up to dig his knuckles into his forehead. If he presses hard enough, it briefly dulls the pain. “Come on. We’re done for today.”

Tony should protest. There’s still a lot to do. But it feels good to have someone take the reins and he doesn’t have it in him to fight when he wants to do what she says so badly.

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Day 1: My room turned into a ocean. I swear I found fishes and sharks swarming into my lungs. Or maybe that was the remains of you trying not to escape but desperately needing to
Day 2: You weren’t at school today and I should’ve been happy, I was more sad
Day 3: I thought I was ready to move on, then I saw you with her.
Day 4: We haven’t spoken in days now. My mind thinks its being shoved off a cliff.
Day 5: I wish it would just hit the bottom
Day 6: This will be the first weekend we dont hang out. I know you’ll be seeing her and I know youll be smiling without me. I’m trying hard to learn how to too
Day 7: I asked you for help on a history assignment and you replied with “Ask Amber im busy”. I texted back: “Tell Emma I said hi”
Day 8: You posted a video with her on the only social media site you have. When I saw it I erupted. I spewed lava every where, oh god its every where
Day 9: My mom made me sleep next to her on the couch. She was afraid I would try and do something like I did two years ago when another guy tore up my heart. I actually had thought about it
Day 10: I slept in your sweatshirt one last time so i can feel myself engulfed in you. I know you wanted them back so I had to feel you and smell you one last time.
Day 11: I gave you all of your stuff back and you thought I looked like a warrior but really I went home and tried getting you out of my bloodstream
Day 12: when will my eyes stop flowing?
Day 13: I snuck out with a boy and smoked weed on his couch. He talked about love and how much it hurt. I only pictured you.
Day 14: I woke up next to that same boy and I woke up screaming. The boy was worried and confused but I knew why I screamed. I imagined you laying with another girl on your couch. I ran out of his house so fast you’d think Id be better at running from you.
Day 15: Its spring break and im with my best friend and your with her and i swear i can feel you tracing her spine the way you used to trace mine
Day 16: I ignored your birthday and it felt worse than the puking i did that night
Day 17: Im treading icy water while you’re swimming away from me, I guess I just hope you’ll loop around and find your way back to the shattered, but still there, us
Day 18: I don’t remember the sound of your voice I don’t remember the color of your eyes I don’t remember your the taste of your lips
Day19: No amount of screaming gets your name out of my head
Day 20: I got on a plane today and when we took off I swear i almost walked to the door and started flying
Day 21: They say it takes 21 days fo break a habit but I think I just manage to fall more in love with a greedy monster
Day 22: I saw you today and wished you a happy late birthday and promised we’d watch the third Hobbit together. I’m beginning to hate myself more
Day 23: Its the end of the month maybe next month won’t be filled with thoughts of you and killing myself. i think im beginning to be over you
Day 24: april fools
Day 25: i think i understand now. when you first told me you loved me your mouth curled up on the edges, two days before you left when i gave my bare self to you your mouth was a straight line when saying i love you
Day 26: if you’re trying to kill me its working
Day 27: i woke up this morning to my blankets and pillows piled in a corner in my room. its something s ghost would do to make his presence known. im haunting myself. or maybe its the ghost of us tsking over my body
Day 28: its almost been a month since you told me it was never me. i almost texted you happy easter but i saw those text messages and just got angry
Day 29: I hate that you act like you didnt break my heart. i hate that you think im fine that im not writing a shit poem sbout your shit personality
Day 30: thirty days since you’ve wanted me. thirty days since i told you i love you. thirty days since you’ve slipped from my fingers. i tried catching you. you’ve been gone far too long. thirty days is too long
Day 31: i had a nightmare last night about you. you told me you loved me and kissed my forehead. i woke up breathing heavily and shaking. i want you out of my life
Day 32: running on no sleep isn’t fun
Day 33: ive been awake for over 50 hours in fear that ill see you in my dreams again. i cant risk that. it hurts so much. get out of my head
Day 34: my mother told me that love will do this. that its cruel and torturous and breaks you into such little pieces not even yourself can pick up all the pieces. you know where they all are, please come back and pick them up
Day 35: i talked to another guy last night we stayed up late and he asked me questions about you. we were sober so it wasn’t easy spitting up vowels and similies and euphemisms explaining the empty feeling in my chest after you left
Day 36: fuck if i stopped seeing you everyday i swear id be over you.
Day 37: my knee didnt touch your leg like it used it i promise i didnt do that fuck
Day 38: you told me that the wrinkles on my leg bothered you when i sat down. thats not what you said when we were trying not to get caught in the back of your car
Day 39: you told me you’d take me to prom and in two days itll just be another day you promised to spend with me. its funny how our plans turned to dust in a matter of seconds after cleaning
Day 40: the thunderstorm of us was inside of you and maybe that why it felt so close. i keep counting the seconds between the boom and light hoping you arent moving away buy i fear that you are already letting others feel your storm. the plants you grew are dying. maybe you should come back to water them
Day 41: ten days since its been a month since you left. i cried at prom because all i could look for in the crowd was you.
Day 42: i got so drunk all i could see was your face. the guy i fucked kept telling me his name wasn’t yours. i just screamed and cried because you’re all i still think about despite your efforts to continue to push me away
Day 43: i should be getting high today but if i do ill just write more and think more about a guy who will never care
Day 44: i think im trying to gain feelings for someone else because it’ll make moving on from you easier. im afraid to write that it hasnt
Day 45: you traces my leg like you used to. it was like dandelion tea. it made my insides fill with happiness. you’re my yellow paint.
Day 46: Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would put happiness inside him. He would consume it everyday in the hopes that it would bring his sadness to rest despite the fact that it could kill him first. i gues you were my yellow paint emphasis on the were. see im not going to write about you anymore, because when i write you down im under the impression that you’ll stay with the words but you don’t. this is the last sentence I’ll ever write about you

Seventeen: First Kiss.

Request: Also take your time but .. eventually .. could you also do first kiss with Seventeen .. LOL. But you can separate it by units if it makes it easier :) 💕❤️ I LOVE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY~ 

(Gifs aren’t mine, credit to the rightful owners).

~Vocal Unit. 


“Y/N-ah! Come to the kitchen!” Jeonghan screamed the second he heard you step foot in his dorm. You laughed as you pulled off your jacket and shoes. 

“Hurry up!” he yelled. 

“I’m coming calm down,” you yelled back with a laugh as you shook your head. You ran to kitchen to see the table covered with an assortment of baked goods. Jeonghan looked up at you with a proud smile (gif). 

“Happy one month anniversary Y/N!” 

“Oh my God, you’re so cheesy,” you laughed as you made your way over and hugged your boyfriend. 

“I wanted to something special to celebrate the fact that all my efforts eventually paid off,” he laughed and you slapped his arm playfully.  

According to Jeonghan, he had a crush on you for months before you even paid attention to him. Although, it is true that it took a while for you to actually admit you had feelings for him.  

“Earth to Y/N,” Jeonghan said as he waved his hand in front of your face. You turned back towards him, only to have a cupcake shoved towards your mouth. Jeonghan burst out laughing at your horrified expression. 

“Why!” you laughed as you reached up to wipe the icing away. Jeonghan pulled your hand down and entwined his fingers with yours. He took a deep breath and replaced his nervous expression with a smirk. 

“I’ll get it off,” he said and leaned in. Your eyes widened but quickly fluttered shut when his lips met yours. 

A first kiss with Jeonghan would be playful and sweet. It might happen really early on or after a couple of months, depending on whenever the right moment is. Jeonghan seems like someone who would want it to happen naturally. His hands would either be holding yours or be on/around your waist. It’d be playful and sweet, the kind of kiss that has the both of you giggling afterwards.


You looked out the window of the coffee shop, your head resting on your hand. You glanced at your watch and sighed loudly. Joshua was nearly an hour late and hadn’t contacted you to give you any explanation. 

“Ten more minutes and if he’s not here, I’m leaving,” you muttered angrily to yourself. You were staring at the melting ice in Joshua’s drink when you saw something move in the corner of your eye. You glanced at the window to see Joshua waving at you from the other side (gif). You raised an eyebrow and huffed as he quickly made his way into the coffee shop and over to your table. 

“Y/N, I’m so sorry. Really, I am. Woozi asked me to come in for a quick recording session that ended up taking longer than expected,” he blurted, looking genuinely upset about the whole thing and you immediately softened. 

“It’s okay, at least you came,” you replied quietly with a shrug. He sat down and reached across the table to take your hand. 

“Thank you for waiting,” he said and you could tell he was sincere. 


Hours had passed and the two of you didn’t notice until the cafe owner came over to your table to tell you that it was closing time. You glanced at your watch in surprise and saw that it was indeed midnight. 

“Josh, we’ve been here for 4 hours!” you exclaimed and he laughed. 

“We should probably get going,” he said and you nodded in agreement. After putting jackets and paying, the two of you stepped outside. 

“It’s late so I’ll walk you home,” Joshua announced as he started walking in the direction of your house. You were too tired at this stage to protest, so you followed him without complaint. 

Eventually, you reached your house. You rummaged in your pockets to find your key, slid it into the lock then looked back at Joshua. 

“I had a good time, even though you were late,” you teased and that guilty look of Joshua’s from earlier returned. 

“I’m still really sorry about that.” 

“Josh I’m only teasing. Seriously, it’s okay,” you said with a smile before saying your goodbye and turning back to your door. 

“Where’s my hug?” Joshua asked. You laughed as you turned around and allowed him to wrap you in his arms. You stayed like that for a couple minutes then Joshua pulled away. He had a thoughtful look in his eyes as he looked at you. 

“Can I kiss you?” he asked quietly and you couldn’t help but smile softly at his politeness. You nodded in response and leaned in closer to him. He gave you a small nervous smile then gently pressed his lips to yours.  

Joshua Hong is a gentleman, so I highly doubt the kiss would happen in the first month. He’d want to take things slow to make sure your comfortable around him first. He would plan the kiss and it would probably take place after a really cute date. His hands would either be cupping your face, on your waist or you’d be wrapped in his arms. It’d be a gentle and sweet kiss. Joshua seems like the type to try put as much of his feelings for you as he can into the first kiss, making it a very memorable one.


“And this is G,” Jihoon said as he re-arranged your fingers on the guitar. 

“Okay, now strum.” You strummed hesitantly and he nodded at you encouragingly. 

“Now play all the chords together,” he instructed then sat back in his chair. You nodded in reply then did what he said. Your eyebrows knitted together and you pursed your lips in concentration. A small fond smile found its way to Jihoon’s lips as he watched you. His thoughts faded into daydreaming about what it’d be like to write a song with you and then he’d have a good excuse to mention you during acceptance speeches and- 


“What?” he questioned as he snapped out of his trance. 

“You were staring at me again!” you exclaimed, your cheeks tinted a light pink. He merely blinked in surprise, then smiled when he noticed your blush (gif). 

“Sorry,” he mumbled and pulled the sleeves of his sweater over his hands (sweater-paws Jihoon is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen). You let out a short embarrassed laugh and shook your head. 

“Anyway, am I doing this right?” you asked as you attempted to position your fingers to make the chord. 

“No, your index finger doesn’t go there,” he corrected. 

“Then where?” 

“Here,” he said as he leaned towards you and moved your finger to the right place. His eyes flickered from your hand to your lips and not very subtly. 

“You gonna kiss me or just stare at my lips all day?” you teased. Jihoon blushed then moved his hand from yours to cup your cheek. He licked his lips as he leaned in, kissing you sweetly. 

The kiss would happen when it happens, but I doubt it would happen early on. It wouldn’t be planned or well thought out but that isn’t a bad thing. It just means it would happen naturally. He’d either have his hands on your waist or would cup your cheek. It’d be a very sweet kiss.


“I can’t believe you beat me!” you groaned as you and your boyfriend Seokmin left the arcade. 

“Aw Jagi, it’s not my fault I’m this talented,” Seokmin replied with a cheeky grin. You glared at him and huffed as you kept walking. He ran up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, resting his head on your shoulder. 

“Y/N-ah! Don’t be mad!” he whined as you two waddled along the pavement. 

“Seokmin, you’re restricting my movement. Please let go of me,” you said. You bit your lip to prevent yourself from smiling at his cute pouty face. He huffed and released you but not for long. Seokmin grabbed you by the shoulders, turning you to face him. 

“Y/N! You can’t be mad at me. I’m your adorable boyfriend Lee Seokmin!” he exclaimed loudly as he did aegyo with his signature sunshine smile (gif). Try as you might, you just couldn’t resist that smile. 

“Ugh fine you’re forgiven,” you said. You mentally cursed yourself for giving in so easily. 

“Good because I’d have hated if you were mad while I did this,” he replied. You gave him a confused look as he closed the small distance between you two. 

“Do wha-” Before you could finish your sentence, Seokmin had his hands on your waist and his lips were on yours. 

The kiss would happen early on in the relationship. Seokmin might be hyper but he’s also a pretty chill guy so I don’t think he’d have it extensively planned out but he’d have an idea off when he’d want to kiss you. It’d be a sweet kiss, the kind that you both smile into.


“Guys, can’t you shut up?” Seungkwan yelled in annoyance at his members. 

“Boo Seungkwan! Where are your manners? Why are you yelling at your hyungs?” Jeonghan yelled back from the other room. Seungkwan sighed as he flopped backwards onto his bed. 

“Sorry,” he replied. 

“Seungkwan, it’s fine,” you said. 

“No it’s not! We haven’t seen each other properly in ages and I want to be able to talk to you but SOMEBODY’S BEING TOO LOUD!” 

“Boo Seungkwan don’t you raise your voice at me!” Jeonghan yelled in reply. 

“Right,” Seungkwan said as he stood up, “Let’s go.” 

“Go where?” 

“You’ll see,” he replied with a slightly creepy smile. You gave him a weird look but stood up regardless. You two hurriedly put on shoes and jackets then left the dorm. Seungkwan’s hand slipped into yours as he moved to walk a bit ahead of you. 


“Seungkwan are we walking to Jeju?” you whined after you two had been walking for a while. He laughed loudly and shook his head. 

“We’re nearly there I promise Y/N,” he said. You just let him drag you behind him as he walked. A little while later you were by a river. Seungkwan turned to you with a smile as he stepped backwards towards the railing (gif). He let go of your hand as he turned to the railing and leaned on it, with you doing the same. It was quiet for a minute or two and your mind wandered off. 



“Why haven’t we kissed yet?” you thought aloud and he looked you, shook. 

“W-wh-what? Y-you can’t just..just say things like that!” he complained. You raised your eyebrows and smirked at his flustered state. 

“Well? Are you gonna answer my question?” 

Seungkwan took a deep and very dramatic breath then faced you. He took your face in his hands then placed a sweet kiss on your lips. You smiled as he pulled away. 

“Now was that so hard?” you teased. 

It’s unlikely that Seungkwan has much experience in this area because he spent his teenage years in the practice room, so he’d be quite hesitant to kiss you. He might need a bit of a push from either you or his members but he’d probably prefer to be the one to kiss you first. He’d either cup your face or have his hands on your waist. It’s be a simple first kiss, short and sweet.

Bubbles (Markiplier x FemReader) fluffy short

Originally posted by dork-iplier

(( gif not mine - beaut ))

(A/n): amazing

Summary: teasing

Warnings: swearing and suchhh


“You need to like tone it down, three notches.”


“Because you do–”

“Not my fault you can’t say stuff.”

(Y/n) huffed impatiently with her boyfriend. Only three minutes ago did they both find out that (Y/n) saying ‘Bubble Gum’ was nearly impossible. She just happened to mess up, in one way or another, every time.

Someone, thought this was utterly adorable.

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Overall thoughts on the finale: part 2

*Read part 1 here*

Me being dragged through the last half of this episode:

Do you ever just want to take back 41 minutes of your life?

  • Lmao why did Peter do that little half-jog to run over and push Malia towards Lydia? Like?? Why couldn’t she move on her own, it’s just her arm that’s hurt? No reason she should be immobile? And I know she pushed Lydia out of the way, but in the last shot, Lydia was still right next to her? And what was the point, even? Like Lydia can do shit to protect her? 
  • And Peter just roundhouse kicked a ghost riders and now suddenly it does have a corporeal form. What the fuck.
  • Did he just put a ghost rider into a headlock?
  • And now he’s yelling for Malia to go. Jesus fucking Christ. And only after that do Malia and Lydia think to move? K haha. 
  • Who fucking choreographed this scene? I want a name. 
  • And now Malia is hesitating. Because of fucking course she is. You’ll never get me to buy into the daddy/daughter bond, Teen Wolf, these two don’t even fucking know each other.
  • Oh, great, we get this shot again: 

Twice in one episode. That makes how many times this season? Are we supposed to be impressed with Shelley’s weird whine/grunt coupled with Facial Expression #2 of 2?

  • And Lydia kept running. Ah, so this was all a ploy to set stydia up and get Malia out of the way. Go figure.
  • And Lydia definitely just sensed something. I’m gonna need some hard rules on how this banshee thing is supposed to work because they literally just make up her abilities as they go and they change it like every other episode.
  • And now Scott is trapped between the ghost riders. So he can’t be with Stiles. Boy, they’ve had to go some lengths to separate the characters just so Stiles and Lydia can be alone. You’d think they would realize that if you have to force a moment so hard, maybe it doesn’t fit, but apparently not…
  • Posey has some real wild arm movements when he runs haha. That right arm looked like it was trying to fly off his body just to escape this scene. I don’t blame it. 
  • Man, they don’t even try to be subtle with shoving Mason into Stiles’ role haha.
  • Y’know, I’d rather be watching the forced stydia and the utter lack of romantic chemistry between Holland and Dylan than watching any of these three characters:
  • Oh my god: 

What the fuck are you even doing, Teen Wolf?

  • Why does Stiles keep ending up in the locker room? Like, I get that they’re being spit out other places, but why does he keep ending up in the same one? Unless he’s just trying to use the same door over and over again like a moron, this doesn’t make sense. And I cannot be the only one thinking of that episode of Spongebob where they keep trying to jump off the Dutchman’s ship and it doesn’t work? 
  • Always:

How do we always end up here?

  •  …did…did he just walk into the barrel of that gun?
  • And Lydia magically saves him. 

And if she has this power, why not whip it out, say, 2 minutes ago when her, Malia, and Peter were being attacked? 

  • These effects: 
  • Holland is always doing this thing with her lip: 

And it just


fucking bothers me. 

  • Here come the stydia. 
  • “LYDIA: I didn’t say it back.”
  • Well, that happened a lot quicker than I anticipated haha. There wasn’t even any build-up to that kiss? They just automatically slammed their faces together and I can’t stop laughing
  • I feel ya:
  • I cannot be the only one finding this scene uncomfortable. The lack of romantic chemistry is actually making this physically hard to watch. 
  • How am I supposed to even focus on this kiss and not the fact that Stiles just straight up tried to die like 15 seconds ago??????? Like what is up with teen wolf and terrible romantic timing???? First kiss: Lydia stops his panic attack. Second kiss: she saves him from literally WALKING INTO A GUN?????
  • This part was cute, though:
  • I am laughing so fucking hard at this Chris/Melissa scene. Chris tells her to get back, he barely touches her 

and she just


lmao where’d she go

  • Did he just shoot the ghost rider with his own gun? What.
  • I suppose it was only a matter of time before this season involved a full-on duel: 

complete with spur sounds, music, and twitchy trigger fingers and everything. Teen Wolf, you really don’t do shit by halves do you haha


I mean, I knew it was coming because it’s not like Teen Wolf was at all subtle in the way they forced these two together this season, but yo…no. This is weird, isn’t it? I’m not the only one who thinks this is weird? Like her son was in love with his daughter? His dead daughter? Has Allison even been mentioned this season?

  • CHRIS: What was the for?” “MELISSA: That was so hot.” 

I feel like I’m watching my parents make-out. 

  • “SCOTT: Step back from the diverter - or I’ll make you step back.” How did Posey say that with a straight fucking face
  • “NAZI: Now that’s a German way of doing things.” Who wrote that haha.
  • “NAZI: You would have made an excellent nazi youth.” 

How to Destroy Your Main Character in 10 Words or Less: A Lesson Brought to you by Teen Wolf

  • I had to pause the fucking episode. I can’t believe they actually said that.
  • Hahahahaha:
  • Wow, I feel like we haven’t seen Scott shift fully in a long time. When was the last time?
  • If there are so many ghost riders, why was there always only 1 to 3 when they did something important? Like every time they went up against the pack, suddenly only a couple of them existed? 
  • Oh my god, so now Stiles is hearing his mom’s voice? Teen Wolf really does love their fanfiction, huh? I swear they just went on ao3, found the most prevalent tropes, and attempted to cram them all into ten episodes. 
  • Oh, they’re actually showing Claudia. Why? Gotta show off that A+ casting haha?
  • What the fuck?

They really can’t leave well enough alone, can they?

  • … 
  • Bro, the acting level between these four…
  • So, wait, Corey is cognizant enough to tell them to save everyone, but seemed totally mindless while on the PA sytem? 
  • “NAZI: Unbelievable. Even in the face of insurmountable odds. I don’t know if it’s suicide or stupidity.” “SCOTT: Maybe both.” Is this episode going to end with a sciles suicide pact? What is happening
  • “NAZI: You of all people, Scott, should know what happens to a lone wolf.” And a wild Theo appears
  • I have so many questions: 
    • Is this really the time for Theo’s redemption arc? Really? 
    • How did Theo find him? Did he see him at the school and follow him? Like, was he just hanging out on that balcony this whole time, waiting for Scott to stroll on by lmao? 
    • How long was Theo there before he piped up? Was he just hiding behind a tree whispering to himself like, ‘not yet, Theo, not yet. You need to wait for the appropriate dramatic moment to jump in here. Wait for it…wait for it…lone wolf?…THUNDERCATS GO!” 
    • Lone wolf? That term has never meant a wolf that happens to be alone, it meant a wolf without a pack and that’s not Scott. 
    • How would Scott know what happens to lone wolves? I mean, he saw one get bisected early on in the series, but he was never an omega? He was never really close with omegas? Unless they’re taking about his semi-packless state in part of 5a? 
    • Even if we consider that brief time in 5a as some huge less in being a lone wolf, how would lion nazi fuck know anything about this?
    • Nazi knows the rest of the pack, doesn’t he? Like, he knows Corey, Hayden, Mason, and Liam at the very least? He presumably knows they are Scott’s pack? 
  • “MALIA: And Theo’s not in it. But I am.” 

She is forever showing up just when I don’t think a scene can possibly get any dumber. 

And, again, I have so many problems with this:

  1.  If I didn’t understand how Theo found Scott, I really don’t understand how Malia did? 
  2. Is this implying she defeated the ghost riders in the library? How? Why is she alone stronger than like an entire pack? 
  3. Shelley really doesn’t understand inflection, does she? I have never heard a line delivered in such a deadpanned manner when it….wasn’t supposed to be…And why does she literally have 1 facial expression? Looks like we’re playing ‘Guess That Emotion’ round #374894 with her. 
  4. Can Scott never get a moment to shine that isn’t handed over to fucking ?alia? He’s the goddamn alpha, why do they always make him useless just to boost her up? Like it is the last season, let the titular character have a fucking moment to himself and stop forcing her mary sue ass in everywhere? Why are they still trying so hard to make her special? Unless they’re angling for a spin-off or they’re writing him off the show and keeping her around. 
  5. Most importantly, where the fuck did she get this hideous coat and how the fuck did she have the time?

The only way this scene could get worse is if Peter shows up.

  • Yep: 
  • “PETER: I’m not in the pack, but no one likes a nazi.” How in the everloving fuck is that a line that made it onto the screen
  • “NAZI: There are too many of us and too few of you.” Please, do not bring the rest of the pack into this fight scene. I cannot handle it.
  • What is this show doing: 

Having Stiles have to pry Lydia from his undead not-mother’s chokehold? What the fuck? And I love that this show is so hellbent of forcing stydia that even a moment with such potential for drama and Stilinski family angst gets reduced to utter ridiculousness.

  • Every fucking time I convince myself that this show cannot possibly make Malia any fucking worse than she already is, they go and pull this shit:
  • Oh and way to halt this scene for a glamour shot of Shelley
  • How is this episode still fucking going? I feel like I’ve been watching it hours. 
  • Oh my good fucking god: 

this little shift in the tracks might be the most anticlimactic thing this show has ever done.

  • And…like…where is the train going? 40 miles east? Did they just fuck the next town over? Are they even gonna touch on this?
  • “MALIA: You missed your train.” 
  • How long has Claudia been choking him haha? How is he still alive?
  • Ah sheriff did show up! Maybe we will actually be getting a touching family moment.
  • …nope. Lydia saves the day instead. Because god fucking forbid this one moment is not about stydia.
  • Also, Lydia’s “fire again” comment?

What the fuck was up with Holland’s delivery?

  • And the whole building starts shaking and sheriff just puts his arm around Lydia. Never mind his kid that’s four feet away. 
  • Bruh, I don’t even speak german and I know this dude’s fucking it up haha.
  • All right: 

That was even dumber than I thought it was going to be.

  • Literally me as I watch watch each passing scene:
  • Yep, me too lmao:
  • And time for another segment of ‘Mason is suddenly a genius because we could no longer afford Dylan O’Brien’ 
  • I think what drives me so crazy about this is that Stiles was always treated like an idiot or like he was crazy or paranoid, but Mason is the exact same way (except how he acquired any of the knowledge is never explained and completely illogical, but whatever) and he’s actually getting recognized as smart? Like he’s actually getting the credit and respect that you would have thought Stiles would have received by this point but never did?
  • I was wandering when the Toyota ad would happen:

And it’s a 3-in-1 this time. Oh boy. 

  •  …

Sometimes little things just make me really hate this show. 

  • Uh-oh we just hit the 5-minute countdown mark.
  • “Have a great summer, everyone.” How the fuck is it summer? Did a time-jump just happen without being acknowledged? Did they fuck up their timeline again? Have the writers been out of high school for so many years that they don’t realize a semester isn’t only 3 months long?
  • Oh my good motherfucking god: 

This outfit is a fucking mess:

  1. She already wore that damn shirt this season. Only 6 episodes ago. You really can’t afford another shirt, Teen Wolf?
  2. I really want the name of the person over there in the wardrobe department who is singlehandedly trying to bring back denim jackets and vests. Let it die.
  3. If I ever see those ugly-ass camouflage distressed American flag shorts again, it will be much too soon. Why does she live in these? How many times have we seen them just this season? If you’re going to insist on putting her in these ridiculous shorts, maybe invest in a few more pairs? 
  4. If it’s cold enough to be layering two jackets, why the fuck is she in those tiny shorts?
  5. Why is that denim jacket sleeve rolled up to reveal that striped hoodie sleeve? What kind of look is that? 
  6. And these colors? Pinkish shirt under red striped hoodie under denim vest over green camouflage shorts with black boots? @whoever made this choice:

I mean, this is quite possibly her worst look yet and that is really saying something considering there has been no end of terrible looks for her.

  • And Teen Wolf, don’t you dare for one second fucking think that you got away with giving Malia another one of Stiles’ jackets:
  • One more question: who in the fuck thought Shelley sitting like this:

was okay? I mean, if the goal of this scene was to get a vulgar crotch-shot that made her thighs like huge and gave her a cameltoe, then mission success. 

  • “STILES: It feels so anticlimactic.” – Could not have phrased it better myself, Teen Wolf.
  • “MALIA: I’ve gotta go to summer school or I can’t do the whole graduation thing.” 

They couldn’t just leave her ass out of this one fucking scene? 

  • And good luck to those fuckers watching 6b because y’all know that’s how they’re keeping her ass around lmao
  • Those shorts are so not dresscode:

And she so has a wedgie in this scene lmao. 

  • Yeah, buddy, me too:

Me. Fucking. Too.

  • “SCOTT: It kinda feels like nothing really changed.” Except now:
  • Haha

Way to stay completely noncommittal right to the bitter end, Teen Wolf. 

  • I almost feel bad for the shippers who legitimately thought they were going to get some magical stydia ending, but:
  • And time for the official passing of the torch scene (take number like 5 because I swear to fucking god they’ve been doing a version of this every goddamn finale since season 4). 
  • “STILES: The most important thing you can remember is that Mason is always gonna be the one who’s there to save your ass all the time.”
  • I will never understand why Teen Wolf seems to think it’s a good thing that Liam and Mason are literally ripoffs of Scott and Stiles? Like? Why are they proud of the fact that they are incapable of creating unique characters so they have to settle for shitty carbon copies of the original characters?
  • And he gave Mason his bat.
  • Did…did Stiles just fucking give Roscoe to Scott? 
  • DC? What the fuck is in DC?
  • And Lydia is starting MIT as a junior…Teen Wolf, that might have made sense before you repeatedly SHOVED HER ASS INTO THE SAME MATH CLASS AS MALIA STOPPED-GOING-TOO-SCHOOL-IN-THE-FOURTH-FUCKING-GRADE TATE
  • And Scott’s going to UC Davis. How close is that to Beacon Hills? 
  • Is 6b going to take place over the summer? So, Scott, Malia, Lydia, and the 2.0s are around? Because why would Stiles be the only one who had to leave right when the school year ends? Or is it going to be during the school year and Lydia and Scott are still inexplicably there but Stiles isn’t?
  • FBI? Stiles is going fed? And I like how McCall wasn’t mentioned for like 3 seasons just to randomly be brought up now as if this makes any sort of sense.
  •  I get that this is supposed to be some emotional moment where Stiles gives the jeep to Scott, but I am just confused:
    • Isn’t he still gonna need a car in college?
    • Lydia’s the one driving him? How about his fucking father? Or his best friend? Nope, gotta keep the vague and noncommittal stydia bullshit up to the last second.
    • It doesn’t seem in character for him to give this away and it’s obvious they’re only doing it as an excuse to have the damn thing in 6b so it’s kinda just pissing me off.
    • I feel like Stiles has already given so much to Scott. We’ve already seen Stiles sacrifice a lot and this moment would have been more powerful if Scott was the one doing the giving this time around.
    • And if Stiles drives off in a Toyota, I swear to fucking god…
  • I know this key bit is supposed to be funny, but again I’m too distracted to laugh:
    • A key to Scott’s house? Yeah, that one is a nice call back. I’ll give them that one.
    • The key to Scott’s room? Why does Scott have a lock that take a key on his door? Also, no he doesn’t. He does, though, inexplicably have a slidelock as of season 5.
    • The master key to the school? As if this school isn’t perpetually unlocked haha? And we’ve really only seen them have to unlock anything in the school like once and it was when Stiles unlocked them chem room during 3b and realized he put the hit out on Kira. And it was this whole big plot about him not knowing where the key came from? Remember that, Teen Wolf?
    • And key to sheriff station? They used cards, not physical keys. Again, that was a pretty important part of an episode in 3b.
    • Lastly, if Scott is leaving too, why is he the one being given the keys?
  • “STILES: I need you. You know that.” “SCOTT: I need you too.” 

My sciles heart is a sucker for this shit, but there have been a lot of times now where Stiles has expressed this sort of sentiment to Scott. We got that whole speech in 3x06 about Stiles needing Scott. It might have been nice to see the roles reversed this time? Why can’t Scott ever be the emotional instigator?

  • “RADIO: You’re telling me there’s a body in the woods?” Okay, fine, that’s actually funny. It’s entirely too coincidental, but I’ll let it slide because I like it haha
  • …that’s it? No send off with the sheriff? We got a fucking scene of Stiles weirdly telling the new fucks he loves them, but NOTHING WITH HIS OWN GODDAMN FATHER?
  • I just…is that seriously how they’re ending this? 
  • wait..wait a second..

…is that…



Did Jeff Davis need a cameo that badly?

Y’know, in a tragic sense, I am kind of impressed: they managed to fuck up in the actual last second

Dating Daryl Dixon would include...

As I’m broadening my horizon beyond Marvel and DC stuffs, here’s some “The Walking Dead” things ! Daryl Dixon’s relationship headcanons, hope you’ll like it, and if you want more, don’t hesitate to ask yo : 

My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com


How you met, falling in love, and the first “I love you” : 

✶ You were in Atlanta with your family when the zombie outbreak truly started, and barely managed to leave the center of the city in one piece, loosing everyone you ever loved…But at the time, you were too shocked to realize it. 

✶ You ended up in a forrest nearby…and that’s when you met him.

✶ He was hunting with his brother, and at first, thought you were completely nuts. “Zombies ? This gal’s crazy or something”. 

✶ Quickly though, the reality of what’s happening reaches the three of you, and you end up tagging along with them. 

✶ It helps that you know how to fend for yourself, how to shoot a gun/crossbow/bow  with great accuracy (your father used to take you on hunting trips often). You’re pretty sure they would have left you behind if you were completely useless. 

✶ You’re wrong though, it’s not like Daryl to abandon people behind. Not like him at all. And though Merle is a rough man, it’s not actually his thing either, though he’d never admit it. 

✶ When they ask about who taught you to shoot, you talk about your father, and even though you try to hold your tears in…You break down. Finally realizing you lost all your family in Atlanta. 

✶ “What about friends ? / I don’t have friends”, you tell him. He understands. Besides his brother, he has no one. As your tears run freely, he comforts you the best he can. Not good with words. So he awkwardly pats you on your back, until you burry yourself in his arms. And he lets you do it. 

✶ He doesn’t speak much at first. But whenever Merle is away, he’s more open, and conversation always seem to flow easily between the two of you. 

✶ He feels weird. He never felt the way he feels when he’s around you before. It was easy to become your friend. It’s easy to talk to you. He doesn’t mind spending hours just sitting next to you, not saying anything. It’s just weird for him, to get attach so fast to someone he knows since only a few weeks. 

✶ He knows he’s screwed because the weird feelings he’s been having is love when you, him and his brother meet a group of survivors lead by a certain “Shane”, and he doesn’t like the way that guy looks at you.

✶ His brother teases him about you, not thinking he’s actually right. Until he realizes that yes, his little brother has a thing for you. More than a thing. And then he teases him even more.

✶ You’re too afraid to tell him you feel the same thing about him because…well, sometimes he’s just kind of an asshole to you, so he can’t possibly like you back ? You didn’t realized that he was an ass only when Merle was around. 

✶ The day his brother dies, you give him a shoulder to cry on, and comfort him just like he comforted you months ago when you realized your entire family was dead. Only, you’re good with words, and thanks to you, for the first time in his life, he feels completely free, relieved, of any pain and suffering. 

✶ That night, he tells you about the abuse he suffered from when he was a kid, from his parents, and the one from his brother though he loved the damn fucker…and you suddenly understand. You understand everything.  

✶ “I’m here for you Daryl, and I don’t intend on going anywhere and I”…You don’t even have time to finish your sentence that his lips are on yours. 

✶ Never did he do something that felt so right. Kissing you just seemed so natural, as if he was made to do it. 

✶ For a second, you don’t respond and his heart drops…until your tongue demands passage in his mouth and oh damn is he dead too, and is he in Heaven right now ? It surely feels like it. 

✶ You guys don’t say “I love you” just yet though. You’re already both freaked out that you got attached so fast…Besides, the World you’re living in now doesn’t really give much time for romantic shit. 

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Soulmates AU; Jungkook

Originally posted by bangtan

Summary; You and your s/o are connected by a red line tied at your pinky. Even though the line is invisible, there is a small red line on your pinky. It’s your decision to go out and find your s/o. There is no time limit and no countdown. 

a/n; kinda based it off Your Name promo photos!! I just finished that movie last night because of the thunder and it was so sweet!!


-you loved your red line

-you loved it

-ever since you were little you’ve always known it was there

-and you were told at a young age that it was for your best boi to find you 

-so you just accepted it and just waited for them to come to you

-like a princess waiting for their prince 


-sorry i love pristin suppORT MY CHILDREN 

-so yeah

-like the song

-you were kind of the princess of your home

-you were protected at all costs

-you weren’t allowed to leave the house without a guardian 

-and you were always their little princess no matter where you went 

-when you got a little older

-like when you were 13

-you were confused about the string again since you never noticed it was there

-so you asked your parents again

-and your mum sat you down

-and told you the same thing that she said when you were younger

-and you asked her to explain it again

-meanwhile on the other end

-Jeon Jungkook 12 year old who is having a crisis about who it on the other side of this line that’s attached to him

-you were also worried about who was on the other side

-you hoped they were sweet 


-and amazing


-you asked her what it meant 

-you knew it had something to do with someone on the other side

-but you asked just to be sure

-your mum gave up with the ‘treasured little princess’ gig and sat you down for a proper talk about the red line

-”let me explain to you what that red line means….you have your soulmate on the other end of that line.”

-”do I know them?”

-”you don’t know who they are…but you know they’re the one for you just because of this line. Everyone has this invisible line attached to them and their soulmate.”

-”ok…..why is it on my pinky though?”

-”it’s like a promise to find them, that’s why it’s on your pinky…like a pinky promise.”

-”well i’m keeping that promise to find them!”

-”you’ve kept that promise ever since you were born….”

-”i have? so my soulmate and i have been connected for a long time now….”

-you had asked your mum to go find them straight away 

-but she asked you to wait a while just to find them

-so that you’re ready and that they’re ready too

-so you waited

-and waited

-and waited 

-and waited

-ok so maybe you waited a little longer than you hoped you would

-you waited for 5 years


-you had enough of waiting

-so one morning

-that one special morning

-you woke up

-and decided to find them that day

-you wanted to see them

-and to know them


-to maybe fall in love with them

-so you got up

-got your nicest clothes on

-and just had breakfast

-it was 8 in the morning

-your mum had never seen you up so early in the morning before

-it was crazy to see you up at this time

-”y/n?? what are you doing up so early…? are you getting a job or something??”

-”i’m going to find my soulmate i’ve waited so long for this”

-”hey y/n are you sure about this?”

-”of course”


-”why? do you not want me to?”

-”….my mum told me that when i went to find my soulmate….it meant that i was growing up…i just want to make sure that you’re ready to grow up to be with this person…”

-”i am mum. don’t worry. im ready for this. besides…i’m always dad’s and your little princess.”

-”that’s all i needed to hear. now, go and find this boy and fall in love with him.”

-”got it mum!”

-as soon as you finished getting ready 

-you were out the door

-and you were already following the red line

-every corner that you went around the red line would still be around that corner

-so you ran down the road following it

-seeing that it disappeared behind you

-you were on the right track 

-so getting on the train downtown

-you found that the red line came out at a station you were familiar with

-it was the station you would get off to go into the middle of the city 

-you followed it up to the exit

-and it seemed to become stiff and off the ground

-like when you pull a string it become stiff and sturdy

-not sturdy but it became strong 

-he was close 

-it also…

-kind of felt like 

-you were being pulled closer to him

-so you just followed it

-and were lead to the centre of the city’s shopping district

-you were kind of thirsty so you stopped off for a drink while you read a book

-meanwhile on the other end

-Jungkook was close to seeing you and finding out who is soulmate was


-just as he passed a coffee shop

-you found that the red string

-was attached to him 

-you looked up and packed up your bag

-you also quickly finished your drink too

-yeah fun try downing a whole fruit cooler in 10 minutes

-if you do

-you’re going to have a bad time

-so walking out the shop

-the red string became tight

-and it was like someone was pulling you towards the other end

-scratch that

-you were actually being pulled to the other end

-you kept on being pulled

-until you came to a bumpy stop

-as in you bumped into someone

-he was tall as heck

-and he was…..

-pretty good looking

-he turned around and just saw you

-but noticed that the red string was shorter than before

-it was actually as short as the distance between your hands

-oh it was like a fairytale drama–


-you were stuck in a day dream

-wait again

-this tall good looking cute guy was your soulmate?! 

-h o l d     o n     a m     i    o n     p u n k ’ d    i  s     a s h t o n    k u t c h e r     g o n n a   c o m e      o u t    o f     t h a t    l u s h    s t o r e 

-you were shoooooooooooook

-but you snapped out of your daydream or being punk’d by ashton kutcher to see that the person was apologising a lot

-”are you okay??”

-”i’m fine don’t worry”

-you went to move some hair out of your face

-but when you did

-you forgot that the string was pretty tight and kind of pulled you or him along if either one of you pulled the string

-and you did that

-and he was accidentally pulled closer to you

-that wasn’t your intention

-but you didn’t mind

-the blush on your face agreed

-”i’m guess you’re my soulmate??”

-”well that does the string say?”

-”the string says–”

-the boy looked down

-and the string was vanishing

-and he started to panic a little


-”don’t worry!! it means that you found me…hi i’m y/n”

-he looked back to you and there was just a huge smile on his face wow

-him smiling made you smile

-”I’m jungkook….well…i found you…what next?”

-”how about getting something to eat?”


-and in that moment he just grabbed your hand and held it tight

-while eating

-you found out that your soulmate is the cutest bunny person ever


-he’s also a massive meme 

-god fuckin dammit

“y/n….oh my god…”

“what? what is–”

“goofy is the only disney character to fuck……he has an actual son…not a nephew or anything……he wasn’t adopting either….”

“jungkook why are you thinking about–”

“just imagine…in the middle of the night…he’s boning someone ”

“jungkook what the fuck–”

“and you just hear”

“jeon jungkook don’t you–”



a davekat comic thing

Twelve years postgame wherein Dave and Karkat have an overly-heartfelt conversation, and Dave makes a confession.

(Contains non-canon events.)

Posting this (kinda late) for davekat week day 7, which was a free choice. So, I decided to do this! :D I’ve been working on this quite a bit for the past few days, so I hope you enjoy! BD

KARKAT: Is something wrong?

DAVE:… yeah.

DAVE: i’ve just had a lot of things on my mind lately.

DAVE: little things, big things.

DAVE: …hey, I just wanted to ask. have I ever…told you how I feel about you? like, as a person?

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Just say something

(So this is a prinxiety thing. But including my much loved Protective Morality. Morality basically helps prince work up the courage to ask him.
Also this includes the concept that at night while thomas sleeps the personalities become more of their own person)

“I have to say you do impress me..” Anxiety said to prince in a low voice. Prince felt a rush go through his heart.

He’d liked anxiety for awhile now. When anxiety became more of his own person he was just..dark. In terms of their decisions for Thomas anxiety infuriated Prince. But at night he was just him. And he was just..kinda dark that’s all. But prince didn’t really…know why he liked him. He was his polar opposite! But whatever it his. Prince really did have his eye on a prince. Though he knew anxiety would like to be considered a prince but he was to him.

“By being a clueless moron all of the time.” Anxiety said. Princes heart dropped.

“Well that wasn’t romotly nice” he said. He should’ve expected that.

Later that night as Thomas lied asleep, Prince was pacing around alone mumbling to himself. Morality heard a faint mumble. He tilted his head and walked towards the incoherent sounds.

“Prince? Are you alright?” He asked and tapped him on the shoulder. Prince jumped and turned around. He blushed softly and sighed.

“No…unfortunately I’m not. I have found myself caught in a..my thoughts I suppose.” He said. He bit his lip. “There is a..uh prince I have my eyes on” he said quietly.

“Who?” Morality gasped smiling at him.

“Do not tell this person I like them!” Prince said sternly. Morality nodded.

Prince went silent for a moment.


Morality gasped once again “Oh my god. You have to tell him!” His eyes went wide.

“Are you insane! He’s my polar opposite he wouldn’t find anything in me…”

Morality made a confused face.

“Are you okay? You’re usually super confident.” He asked in a worried manner.

Prince sighed. “It’s just…what he said to day…I thought I was actually going to get something out of it…he said I impressed him. And then..”

“Prince. That’s Anxiety. It’s a bit hard fir him to be nice. That’s his best shot. I think you got the best one! Come on Prince. I’m sure he’s intrested. Just say something!”

Silence for a moment.



Prince got up and began to make his way to Anxiety. His heart was racing. Anxiety was sat down, reading. Prince had no idea how to start as he stood in front of him. Anxiety eventually noticed him.

He looked up and cocked an eyebrow. “Need something, Sir.sing-a-lot?”

“W-well uh..I just I..I want to uhm… ask you something. Yeah…” he said and looked down at his hand.

He closed his book and looked at him. “Continue.”

His mouth got dry. He tried to get it out but words weren’t forming. Anxiety just sat and waited. The two jumped when they heard Morality.

“He likes you! He’s asking you out!”

Prince turned dark red and gulped. Anxiety smirked and stood up. He stepped close to him. They were only about an inch from being nose to nose.

“So you like me huh? What happened to your "solo quest”?“ He said in a low and quiet voice.

"Y-yeah uh..I was uh…lieing…didn’t want to admit it.”

Anxiety leaned even closer. “Hm. I see.” He said and tilted his head. “I suppose I can take your request to go out” he said pressed a light kiss to his cheek.

Prince felt his heart flutter and he smiled. “Okay!” He said and hugged Anxiety tightly. Suprised that the hug was returned.

Prince looked foward and saw Morality. He had a big smile and was holding thumbs up. Prince chuckled a bit and smiled back.

‘Thank you’ price mouthed

spicyboikeith  asked:

I love your Voltron Fam AU so so much! I really love ace Keith. After Pidge came out to her dads did she and Keith ever sit down by themselves to talk about it? Like did she ask why he married someone who wasn't ace and he explained his and Shiro's "Ace Deal" thing? You're Au is my favorite Voltron AU, you've done a beautiful job developing it.

Ace Pidge and Ace Keith are my faves and thank you!! :((( <3

[The Voltron Family] So when Pidge came out as ace, knowing her Daddy Keith was ace as well made her feel better, made her feel… valid—made her really happy for being one. The following night, when she was done with her homework, she went to the third floor and visited her dads’ study room because she knew her Daddy Keith was there.

Pidge: *sees the door open but knocks anyway to get Keith’s attention*
Keith: *looks up from his laptop* Oh, hey, pumpkin. Do you need something?
Pidge: *smiles* 

She approached her Dad and she didn’t bother grabbing a chair. She went straight to Keith and hugged him after giving him a kiss on the cheek. And only because she could because she was Pidge Shirogane, she sat on Keith’s lap while wrapping Keith’s arms around her tummy—like always.

Keith: *smiles* *hugs Pidge* So, anything in particular why we’re doing this now? At 6pm? Before dinner? Not that I mind. I’m up for this and all.
Pidge: *plays with Keith’s fingers* *hums* I’m just happy.
Keith: Really now? Why so? 
Pidge: I’m glad that you’re just like me. I’m happy to know I’m not weird or anything. I’m just happy. I’m happy to know that someone who’s ace can have a happy life and can actually get married.
Keith: Awwww, Pidge. *kisses her hair* Again, there’s nothing wrong with being ace. You can’t change that. It’s who you are and no matter how much people tell you “You’ll find someone soon who’s going to change that,” that’s going to stick. I found your Daddy Shiro and I’m still ace. So. *shrugs*
Pidge: *sudden realization* But Daddy Keith didn’t you say that… you… you know. Do The Thing with Daddy Shiro.
Keith: *flushes* Ah, yes. I do. But like. Not all the time. *chuckles nervously* A bit rare actually if you think about it. 
Pidge: *blushes* Oh. Like how rare? Not to pry or anything—-
Keith: *clears his throat* *whispers quickly* Threeyearsnowactually.
Pidge: *turns around* *eyes widens* THREE YEARS? Of what? Not doing The Thing??? Is that it? THREE YEARS?
Keith: *tightens his hug* Shhhsh! Don’t say it out loud. Also don’t tell anyone. Oh my god. This is such a weird topic to talk with you. *sweats nervously*
Pidge: *chuckles* You’re really cute when you’re so flustered. Have I told you that? 
Keith: *frowns in annoyance* I’m your old man. I’m not cute. 
Pidge: *goes back to lean her back on Keith’s chest* But wow. Three years. And Daddy Shiro’s fine with that? 
Keith: Don’t underestimate your Dad. *snorts* He’s gone longer.
Pidge: What do you mean? Now I’m curious. Also, I’m curious you married someone who isn’t ace. I thought that for someone who’s ace to get married, ya gotta fine another ace or else it won’t work out. 
Keith: *smiles thoughtfully* To be honest I never thought I’d get married actually. I’ve never thought of it. I thought I’d just travel the world alone when I have enough money. But now, I could do that but only with an additional 4. *chuckles*
Pidge: So how exactly did it happen? What made Daddy Shiro so special? 
Keith: All three of you know he was my first boyfriend, right? In fact, he was my first relationship. He knew I was ace but he still wanted to be with me. I wasn’t sure it was going to work out so I made him a deal. I told Lance about this already actually. He calls it “The Ace Deal.” *shakes head in amusement*
Pidge: What’s that?
Keith: Basically, if your Daddy Shiro wanted to be with me, he cannot touch me—sexually. *hums*
Pidge: *eyes widens* Oh. And did he— 
Keith: *shakes his head* He didn’t. I thought he’d think it was ridiculous and try something along the way, but he didn’t. He was true to his promise and we were together for 8 years. 
Pidge: He lasted 8 years. He didn’t— *smiles so wide* Oh my god? That’s so… amazing and just… *hands in the air* wonderful? Daddy Shiro is so wonderful? I mean *rolls eyes* I obviously knew that but this makes him even more? 
Keith: *nods* *chuckles* He is. He is wonderful. That’s why 3 years is nothing.
Pidge: *leans down again and smiles to herself* I’m so happy for you, Daddy Keith. I’m happy you found him. I hope I’d find someone like that too.
Keith: I hope you will, too, sweetheart. No pressure, of course. If you don’t want to be with someone, that’s okay, too. 
Pidge: *hums contentedly* Hmmm, I don’t mind living with you both forever.

Their moment was disturbed by a sudden knock. They both looked up and saw Shiro by the door.

Shiro: Dinner’s ready. 
Keith: *smiles* We’ll be there.
Pidge: *smiles so widely* Daddy Shiro, you’re amazing.
Shiro: *blinks* Why, thank you, sweetheart. *smiles softly* I hope you’ll say that about my cooking, too. *chuckles* Now, cmon. You can cuddle later.

@jaspurrlock this is for you and it really got so outa hand i don’t understand. (heh it rhymes) anyway you said you liked succulents so look succulents. Also depth perception is a bitch and im not sure if it comes across correctly but i cant fix it so idk. I haven’t made something this elaborate in a long time and it was really fun so thanks for inspiring this in a way. Im gonna scan it tomorrow it might look better? It looks darker then it actually is.


Dua Before Studying :

“Allahumma infa’nii bimaa ‘allamtanii wa’allimnii maa yanfa’uunii. Allahumma inii as’aluka fahmal-nabiyyen wa hifzal mursaleen al-muqarrabeen. Allahumma ijal leesanee ‘aiman bi dhikrika wa qalbi bi khashyatika. Innaka ‘ala ma-tasha’u qadeer wa anta hasbun-allahu wa na’mal wakeel.”

“Oh Allah! Make useful for me what you have taught me and teach me knowledge that will be useful to me. Oh Allah! I ask you for the understanding of the prophets and the memory of the messengers, and those nearest to you. Oh Allah! Make my tongue full of your remembrance and my heart with consciousness of you. Oh Allah! You do whatever you wish, and you are my availer and protector and best of aid.”

Dua After Studying

“Allahumma inni astaodeeka ma qara’tu wama hafaz-tu. Farudduhu ‘allaya inda hajati elahi. Innaka ‘ala ma-tasha’-u qadeer wa anta hasbeeya wa na’mal wakeel”

“Oh Allah! I entrust you with what I have read and I have studied. Oh Allah! Bring it back to me when I am in need of it. Oh Allah! You do whatever you wish, you are my availer and protector and the best of aid.”

Dua While Studying Something Difficult :

“Allahumma la sahla illama ja-‘altahu sahla anta taj ‘alu al hazana eza ma shi’ta sahal.”

“Oh Allah! Nothing is easy except what you have made easy. If you wish, you can make the difficult easy.”

Dua For Concentration:

“Salla-l-laahu alaa Muhammad wa aal-e Muhammad. Allahumma inni as’aluka yaa mudhakkira-l khayr wa faa’ilahu wa-l-aamimira bihi dhakir-ni maa ansaani-hi-shaytan.”

“Blessings of god be upon Muhammad and his progeny. O god, I ask you, the one who mentions goodness and actualizes it and commands it, remind me of that which the shaytan makes me forget.”

okay yeah so Falsettos was. so good. holy shit. i think i felt more during those two-and-a-half hours that i have ever in my entire life. it was wonderful and devastating and i’m still trying to process it honestly. just some thoughts (under a cut because oh boy there are a lot of them):

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Summary: The reader is an Avenger with the ability to communicate with animals (telepathically) and has a huge crush on Loki. Loki always says supposedly patronizing things to the reader and he asks his brother and her close friend, Thor, why she hates him. She doesn’t hate him but he doesn’t know that.

Fandom: Marvel

Characters: Reader, Loki, Thor, Kuno(python), Niko(ferret), Jax(wolf), Ukko(fox)

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Warnings: slight angst, fluff, bad communication, low self-esteem, fear of snakes, implied smut (like literally all of the build up and references but no actual smut)

Word Count: 2,188 (holy shit that was way longer than I expected)

A/N: First time I’m writing Marvel but I’ve been obsessed with it for years (I even have the Marvel encyclopedia) so I’m not as worried about this as the other new fandoms I’m writing for. Still, it might not be too good. Italics are animals speaking or the reader speaking to animals.

*Quick translation: Nata means daughter, it’s what Ukko refers to the Reader as. Soror means sister, it’s what Kuno refers to the Reader as. Parva Soror means little sister and it’s what the Reader sometimes refers to Niko as. 


Originally posted by thenewpact

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

Reader’s POV 

     “Hey, (Y/N).” You glanced up from your feet, where one of your animal companions, a wolf pup named Jax, was drifting off to sleep.

     “Hey Loki, what’s up?” You looked back down at Jax to see him glance up when he heard your heart beat speed up, having known you long enough to know that that meant Loki was around.

     When are you going to tell him? He probably likes you too. 

     I highly doubt that, Jax. I mean, have you met me, or better yet, have you seen me?

     Exactly, (Y/N/N). You’re one of the most kind and beautiful humans I know. He would be dumb and blind to not return your feelings.

     “Hello? Earth to (Y/N)?” You looked back at Loki, unaware that he had been speaking while you and Jax were talking.

     “Sorry, I was talking to Jax.” His face perked up at that. He had always found it interesting how you communicated with animals.

     “What about?” You blushed, trying to avoid looking at Jax.

     “Nothing important.” You could literally feel the eye roll Jax was doing. “Anyways, what did you come to talk to me about? I’m assuming you didn’t come just because you enjoy my company.” He shook his head, as if trying to chase out a thought.

     “I was going to say that I don’t think you should go on this mission with us (Y/N).” You narrowed your eyes at Loki, angered that he would think you weren’t strong enough.

     “I’m just as capable as the rest of you,” you gritted your words out from between your teeth. He had the nerve to look exhausted, as if you were the one being annoying.

     “I wasn’t saying that, I was just saying that you could easily get hurt and-” You cut him off, your eyes glowing the dangerous yellow that broke through when you were too angry, you’re anger seeping through the borders between the human side of you, and the animal side.

     “Just because I’m no Asgardian God, doesn’t mean I’m weak Loki.” You spat his name out before storming out of the room, trying to hold back the tears coming. It hurt knowing that the man you were in love with thought you were weak.

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Torn Up (Part 3)

Originally posted by hockeyontrend

As promised, here’s part 3! As usual, a few disclaimers:  

I know it sucks that I’m only updating twice a week, believe me, but thank you all for being patient and wonderful! I just want to make sure each part is as good as it can be before posting 

This one is a bit of a filler, mostly for character development, so maybe y’all can convince me to post part four a little early… But I hope there’s enough going on for it to be at least a little entertaining :)

Warnings:  the usual gratuitous swearing (I have no self control), probably some rude jokes (again, sorry), mention of a sports-related injury and surgical scars (nothing too graphic, I promise), and a little bit of baseball

Parts One through Five

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lunarshores  asked:

spideypool and 21 if you'd like!

once again, hoping I used the right list. 21: “He’s a bad kisser.”

Peter was mortified. He felt awful. He’d spent months waiting for this night to finally come, for that final, beautiful moment to arrive. And what had he done when it was finally his?

He had fucking missed Wade’s mouth when he tried to kiss him. 

Wait, you actually just…missed? I thought that only happened in bad sitcoms and fanfictions.” Gwen’s voice chirped through the phone.

Peter groaned into the couch pillow he was holding. “I honest-to-god missed. And then, as if I needed to make things worse, I totally panicked and ran.”

Gwen gave him a pitiful sigh. “I’m sorry, Peter. I’m sure it wasn’t that bad.”

“It totally was. He’s never gonna call me again.”

“Okay, that’s some bullshit and you know it.” Gwen snapped. Peter had a feeling that if she had been there in person, she’d have hit him. “He was so goddamn excited when you agreed to go out with him. He’s not gonna break things off over one fuck-up. I mean, imagine what’s going through his head right now.”

“Probably something along the lines of ‘wow, he’s a really bad kisser’.” Peter deadpanned.

Peter, be serious! He probably feels like shit. You ran away from him!”

Peter sighed. She had a point. He had literally run away from Wade after a horrible attempt to kiss him. From Wade’s view, it probably seemed like Peter didn’t like him very much. 

Good god, Peter felt like an asshole. He groaned again. “I have to call him, don’t I?”

“If you want a relationship that goes past a first and shitty date, then yes, you do.”

Peter scrunched his nose. “He’s gonna hate me.”

“No, he won’t. From what you’ve told me about him, chances are right now he hates himself. Call him and make it right. I’m hanging up on you.”

Peter suddenly went wide-eyed and shook his head. “But how–”

Gwen hung up on him. Peter swore and smacked himself in the forehead with his phone. He felt like a jackass and an idiot. If Wade took him back, it would be a miracle from someone even above Thor. 

Peter sighed and looked at his phone. After a moment, he found Wade’s number and hit call. Might as well rip off the band-aid.

Two rings later, Wade picked up. “Hey, Spidey.” he greeted, his voice unusually soft.

“Hey, Wade.” Peter said back. 

The line went silent for a beat, then Peter semi-panicked at the fact that Wade Wilson wasn’t speaking to him. “I’m sorry I’m a bad kisser.” he blurted, then immediately wanted to smack himself.

Wade paused. “What?”

Peter took a breath. Can’t fuck it up any worse now. “I tried to kiss you and I fucking missed and I’m sorry that I panicked and ran instead of just kissing you again and I just–I’m sorry that I fucked up the end of a really nice date.”

There was a painfully long, awkward silence before either of them said anything. Peter swore he could actually feel himself going insane. “Oh my god please say something.”

“You–you didn’t–I thought I was the one who fucked it up.”

Peter paused. “How did you fuck up?”

“When you tried to kiss me–” Peter lightly groaned at the word ‘tried’ “–I kinda panicked and…dodged it.”

Peter frowned and thought back to it. Suddenly, the whole thing made a lot more sense. “Oh my god, I knew you weren’t that tall!” Peter accused, laughing. “No wonder I practically headbutted your chin!”

Wade chuckled with him. “You kinda did, didn’t you?”

Peter groaned. “God, don’t remind me. That was mortifying. For both parties, apparently.”

After a minute, both of their laughter stopped, and they were left with radio silence. Somehow, it didn’t feel awkward. It just felt…quiet. 

Peter was the one who finally broke the silence. “So…when can I see you again?”

Wade seemed surprised. “You want to go on another date?”

“Well, yeah. I had fun.” Peter replied, and it was true. It was by far the best first date he’d ever had. “I wanna see you again. And maybe actually have a successful kiss at the end.”

Wade chuckled. “I’ll try not to move the target too much.”

Peter grinned. “Sounds like a plan. How about Friday?”

“Perfect. See you then, Petey.”

“See you then.” Peter agreed, then hung up. He sighed and relaxed more fully on his crappy little couch, smiling like an idiot.

Yeah, he had a good feeling about this one.

Drabble #1 - Diary of adventures with a Kooknut Head Fuckboi

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

GENERE → fluff | comedy | suggestive


❝Stop sending me memes❞

❝Did you get a boner talking about aliens?!❞

It was way past midnight and you had just put your phone to charge on your nightstand when the screen lighted up. You considered ignoring whoever it was sending you a message so late but you lazily grabbed your phone out of sheer curiosity. And you immediately regretted it as a familiar name popped up on the screen. Kooknut Head. Of course, that fucking loser would bother you at an ungodly hour on a weekday when he knew you had classes the day after.

Taking the deepest sigh you open the message and immediately rolled your eyes again and grunted. A fucking meme. A pepe meme.

Stop sending me memes. It’s fucking 1.30

You threw your phone on your bed but it took it less than 30 seconds for the screen to light up again. You slowly massaged your temples debating whether or not looking at his message.

Well you are still awake

Shit Sherlock. I was about to goo to sleep

I can’t sleep. Keep me company

That sounds like a personal problem

Cooooome ooooon [insert pepe meme]

You sighed yet again. Jeon Jungkook sure was a handful. What had started moths before like a one night stand at a frat party transformed into a weird fuck buddies relationship with him sending you memes at every time of the day and late nights online games matches. You knew he was the type to sleep around but you also had no intention to get into a serious relationship - due to your overflowing daily schedule and commitment issues. It was honestly surreal how you two got along, you were kind of friends at this point -not that you hang out or anything like that, but friendly toward each other- but you also used each other when you needed some relief. You honestly had no idea if he was fucking other girls, nor you wanted to know.  Whatever this relationship that you had going on was, you were fine with it.

Kooknut Head is calling…

You jumped awake at the vibration of the phone in your hand. You couldn’t believe the nerve of this kid. Was he actually calling you? You angrily swiped your phone knowing that there was no turning back.

You little fucker

Hello to you too beautiful

Jungkook. It’s late I need to sleep. I have class early tomorrow and you know it

Come on, no one goes to the first lecture in the morning

Well, I do. And I would appreciate if you’d let me sleep

Do you believe in aliens?

What was wrong with this kid seriously? Seriously. He would come up with weird questions for you every time and his randomness just confused you. Nevertheless, you always played along curious to know where his train of thoughts would lead you.

No… yes? I don’t know. Never given much of a thought about it. As long as they are not bothering and keeping my up at 2 AM they are cool with me

So what would you do if they invade the Earth?

What kind of conversation is this? I don’t know… hide?

Oh my god please, you would be so dead. Don’t worry babe I got you, I’ll protect you.

Ha ha ha sure, you can’t even protect yourself you little muscle pig

Oh we both know there is nothing ‘little’ about me

And there he went again. Fuckboy Jungkook at his finest. You scoffed loud enough for him to hear but all you got back was an amused chuckle. You couldn’t believe how he turned a conversation about aliens -which was already fucked up to begin with- into something sexual. But then again, Jungkook could make anything sexual. You decide that the best decision was to ignore his comment.

I doubt you could do anything against aliens, almighty coconut head

Maybe, But I wouldn’t let them touch my baby girl

Your breath hitched at the stupid pet name. It was not the first time he called you like that but lately he had taken it out of the bedroom and started using it on a daily basis. You didn’t want to think too much about it but, needless to say, it made you blush every damn time.

You are weird

Am I weird or are you weirder for listening to me?

You paused for a moment and giggle to yourself. He really got you there.

I guess we are both weird

I like that.  Now open up the door baby, it’s cold outside and I don’t want to wake  your roommate up

What the fuck? Are you serious?

You got up at the speed of light and rushed to the front door. Was he really there? When you swung the door open your mouth comically dropped and your eyes widened. Jungkook was standing at your door with his hand stuffed in the pocket of his gray sweatpants, dark hair a mess and cheeks flushed because of the cold wind outside. You looked at him with your eyebrows furrowed silently asking what the hell was wrong with him. All you got back was a lazy smirk before he made his way into you tiny apartment and to your bedroom. You followed behind him closing your door.

“The hell are you doing here?!” you hissed to him

“I told you I couldn’t sleep” he replied shrugging his shoulders.

You stare right back at him suspiciously as he sat down on your bed. You didn’t trust him at all. You knew the only reason why Jeon Jungkook would come to see you would include activities with no clothes and staying up til the morning. Which wouldn’t be wise considering that you had class early. But who were you trying to fool? You both knew that this was gonna happen when you picked up his call.  

“Jungkook stop playing around I seriously need to sleep”

Your argument sounded weak to your own ears and you both knew it. Jungkook chuckled again gently tugging at your wrist to make you sit on his lap. You complied, as always, your body moving by its own whenever he was around, You hated how much weak you became in front of him. It was easy to keep him at bay over the phone but dealing with him in person was a whole other story. Jungkook had been incredibly charming from the very begging. A dorky fuckboy in his own way, a nerd with a face too sweet for his own good. And you couldn’t help but fall for his tricks every time.

When you sat on his lap he didn’t waste any time and pull you closer to his chest. You shifted resting your arms around his neck and that’s when you felt something hard poking at your thigh.

“Oh my god did you get a boner talking about aliens?”

“Nah I was thinking more about you in a sexy space costume. Tight spandex and all”

You giggle at his stupid fantasy but you soon had to stop yourself from moaning when his hot mouth made contact with your neck. He was trailing a path of warm, wet kisses up from your neck to your cheek and you felt a shiver running down your spine.

“Y-you know that space suits are actually anything but sexy right?”

“Shut up don’t ruin my fantasies”

Jungkook closed the distance between your lips effectively shutting you up. Your breath got caught in your throat as a smell of fresh toothpaste invades your mouth. His tongue immediately went to look for yours and he kept a slow languid pace as his hands squeezed your butt to keep you in place. You gently tugged at his hair letting him know it was ok. You had no idea you wanted this until he showed up. But there you were, already out of breath after barely 10 minutes.

Even if Jungkook was taking his time you felt the urge in his touch as his hands caressed up and down your sides.  His mouth left yours and he tilted his head back admiring your face. You were panting, your cheeks flushed pink. Jungkook thought you looked absolutely delicious.

“I’m gonna take you to outer space baby”

“Oh please shut the fuck up”

You rolled your eyes at his dumb comment because the kid sure knew how to ruin the mood. But your legs suddenly turned into jelly when he pulled you down to rub his crotch on your core. You bit your lip trying to stay quiet and not wake your roommate up but you had no idea for who long you could hold yourself back. The delicious friction on your center and the addictive taste of Jungkook mouth were slowly tearing every restrain you had.

One thing you were sure about though. There was no way you were going to the morning lecture.

Yes or No

pairing: evan hansen x reader

anonymous asked: //dabs Evan [Hansen] x reader where Evan is too nervous to tell reader he likes them so he does that dumb middle school thing where it s like ‘do you want to go out w me? Check box for yes or no’ and slips it to them “’'accidentally”“’ thank u o:

wc: 1503

tw: swearing, self-deprecating humor.

a/n: did I say I wasn’t posting this week? oops. reminder that if you like this, please leave feedback/asks! I really appreciate it and it encourages me to write!

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The midday sun beat down on the grassy courtyard, allowing the visitors to bask in the simplicity of their semi-outdoor adventure. The grass was cut and dry; the trees were trimmed and mulched. The only thing missing from the equation was a breeze, and considering it was the beginning of August, you weren’t likely to get one.

“Now, as I was saying…” Jared said, cutting through your inner thoughts like a sword. From leaning on the backs of your elbows in the green, you looked up at him. He continued from his spot on a brick ledge once you did so.

“I think that I’m going to ask somebody out to homecoming this year.”

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