Oswald? Pffff, no, what a traitorous friend, I'm totally over hi — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of Oswald photos spill out of suit jacket] What a - I don't know where these came from, t-these aren't mine, I'm just [gathering them up and frantically sweating] ok, ok, listen Foxy - I hate the guy, he killed Isabella, l-listen [thousands of Oswald photos and Oswald hallucinogenic drugs scatter across the floor] Oh my god, I-I was going to burn these photos, I swear, oK jUsT LIS T E N
♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.
’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’
’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’
’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’
’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’
’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’
’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’
’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’
’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’
’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’
’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’
’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’
’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’
’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’
’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’
’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’
’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’
’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’
’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’
’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’
’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’
’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’
’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’
’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’
’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’
’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’
’ That’s called prudent planning. ’
’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’
’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’
’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’
’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’
’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’
’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’
’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’
’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’
’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’
’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’
’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’
’ Where should I make a donation? ’
’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’
’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’
’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’
’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’
’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’
’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’
’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’
’ You did a porno movie? ’
’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’
’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’
’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’
’ How could you be so stupid? ’
’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’
’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’
’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’
’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’
’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’
’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’
’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’
’ Do you remember our first date? ’
’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’
’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’
’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’
’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’
’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’
’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’
’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’
’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’
’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’
’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’
’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’
’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’
’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’
’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’
’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’
’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’
’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’
’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’
’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’
’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’
‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’
’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’
’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’
’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’
’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’
’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’
’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’
’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’
’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’
’ What does that have to do with anything? ’
’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’
’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’
’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’
’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’
’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’
’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’
’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’
’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’
’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’
’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’
’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’
’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’
’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’
’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’
’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’
’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’
’ I’m getting the last word! ’
’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’
’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’
’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’
’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’
’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’
’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’
Got started on a long awaited campaign for World of Darkness today. The Child character I built for fun/tropes is turning out to be extremely useful. Basically the only thing he started out with before the campaign was talking to his Grimoire and Occult knowledge – now he’s full on the kid from The Sixth Sense and I love it.
Also we unanimously decided his grimoire was basically like Book from Hocus Pocus and he carries it like a backpack because of how big it is.
Listen, I hate the idea of the Shiro we had fun with in season 1 and 2 being a clone, but after further investigation… it actually makes sense…
When Shiro escaped the Galra prison, his memories were really hazy and he didn’t remember much of what had happened before his escape, of course, this could be cleared up with, “he’s been through so much trauma!” But what if the quintessence (assuming that’s what they used) was the cause of that initial blockage?
Remember when they captured Sendak? What was up with that, huh? That guy sure as hell had a mouth on him, messing with Shiro’s head.
Annnnnd, cue the mental breakdown.
“Do you really think a monster like you can be a Voltron paladin?”
of course, of course he can mean, “You defeated the previous champion! We all saw you take him down! you’re a heartless monster for that! Unfit for goodness!”
but why would Shiro take that so close to heart?
So let’s get down to the REAL reason I believe THIS Shiro is also a clone.
And it all lies with his hair…
Takashi Shirogane; Pre-Kerberos. As we can see, his hair color is naturally a brown
here we are again, as he’s about to take down Myzax (the champion before Shiro)
Now after this, we do not see Shiro again, until.. he escapes and regroups with the paladins.
wow baby, when did you have the time to dye your hair?
OH HELLO GORGEOUS ALTEAN WOMAN! MY MY YOU ARE VER PRETTY
whats that, you say? You’re an alchemist? a scientist? that interesting. very interesting indeed.
This woman has found something, from another reality??
Q U I N T E S S E N C E
“Oh this is neat! let’s toy with it even tho I have N O idea what it is”
and she goes MAD with it.
[Thank you oh King Alfor]
Zarkon, your wife was literally laying in bed, losing HER MIND BECAUSE, OF QUINTESSENCE, you REALLY think it’s a good idea to cover her whole body in it???
WOW HER HAIR TURNED COMPLETLEY WHITE! What hair dye you use? that looks great girl
OH boy, she’s seen better days..
hEY so HOW COME they didn’t really mention or act like they were MARRIED after being submerged in the Quintessence?
like wowie, they were TRULY IN LOVE.
My thoughts? Quintessence has some kinda memory blockage.
Haggar surely still did a lot with Quintessence, deciding to test it on the new champion, [Shiro] maybe say…. to create a multiple of him??? BECAUSE WOW HE’S PRETTY STRONG LETS MAKE LOTS OF HIM AND USE HIM FOR OUR OWN BATTLES. but when doing so,
she discovered it turned part of his hair white.
TLDR; The original Shiro we all know and love is a clone because Haggar made multiple clones of the original AND THATS THE POWER OF
“I’ll sign up for morning class because I tookclasses in the morning in high school.” NO DON’T DO THAT YOU’RE GOING TO WANTTO KILL YOURSELF
If you can,try to spread your schedule so it’s 9-5. It’ll get you used to functioning atthose hours.
Go to seminars.
Pick up on some random shit. Impress people with random shit. But don’t be
literally no popularity so you really don’t have to fucking deal with cliques
or anything just find your group and branch out and go from there.
If you’re drinking:
OWN DRINK I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH
Have a cup
of water (or a bit of Gatorade) between every drink. You’ll never get a
fucking loud. Everyone hates the loud drunk and you’ll get the cops called on
you and that’s bad shit.
your liquor with other liquor and oh my God don’t mix it with anything else
like drugs that’s just asking for a crisis.
buddy is in a really bad place call 911. Don’t be that douchebag who thinks
that someone can sleep it off.
CREDIT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD NOT EVERY PROFESSOR OFFERS EXTRA CREDIT DO
THE FUCKING EXTRA CREDIT.
for expanding your mind. Talk to friends about their majors. Attend their
events or art shows. Talk to someone you met about their religion. Take an
English class on Lord of the Rings. Learn things you wouldn’t normally learn in
come. It might not. Don’t worry about it and it won’t be a problem. You’re
Don’t be the
douchebag who plays acoustic guitar in the lounge.
because you’re spending a fuckton of money to be there but do your homework.
There’s a general rule of college that if you were sitting in
that seat for over two weeks, that is your seat. Not many if any professors
have seating arrangements but switching seats will fuck everyone up.
Get there early and stay late. As soon as you get home you
will not want to do shit. Stay on campus and do some homework while you’re in
SIT UP FRONT. The best way to start understanding something
is to listen to someone talk about it and you can’t do that from the back of
the class trying to listen over everyone whispering to each other. LISTENING
WILL MAKE HOMEWORK SO MUCH EASIER.
Be childish, but be respectful. Have a massive snowball fight
across campus, but don’t aim for anyone not taking part.
SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE LIBRARY. Some people work there, some
people sleep there. It is a quiet space.
Don’t be afraid to talk to professors. They are not there to
flunk you. They would rather you pass than not.
IF YOU NEED TUTORING GET TUTORING DON’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’VE DUG
YOURSELF INTO YOUR GRAVE.
Get involved. It will help you make friends, give you new
skills to learn, and even help you get a leg up in the work place if you know
the right people.
Take time for yourself—buy a planner, figure out when your
best study hours are, figure out WHERE you study best, and figure out how much
time you need to complete an assignment—AND THEN make sure to pencil in an hour
for video games, some time to watch a TV show, or time to just lay on your
floor and blow bubbles. Whatever you like. Don’t forget about YOU.
DRINK WATER. Don’t die. Caffeine =/= sleep. I cannot emphasize that this much.
COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INSTRUCTORS! If you’re sick, shoot an
e-mail and say “Hey, I’m sick today. Can I set up a time to talk to you about
what I missed?” If you’ve got a good opportunity (scholarships, to go to
another country, to check out a cool lecture, etc.) let your prof know ahead of
time. If you just need time to work on projects, all it takes is an e-mail. We
understand. I gave a student a free skip day because he e-mailed me and said
“Hey, look, I have two massive tests and a project due and I need the time to
study.” And THAT IS OKAY
Before signing up for classes, look on “ratemyprofessor.com" and see if
the teachers at your campus are included. There may be two or more teachers for
the same course, and you want to try and pick the good/easy one. Who your
professor is can have a great affect on what grade you make, even for the
Look for a facebook
group for your “graduating
class” set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people
with similar interests (particularly for introverts).
Look for a facebook
group for your “graduating
class” set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people
with similar interests (particularly for introverts).
If no one else does it, make a google doc of the exam reviews
and post it on the class facebook page. That way everyone contributes to the
review. 200 brains are most definitely better than 1.
During lectures, unless Internet is required, TURN IT
OFF. If it’s on, you WILL end up on tumblr or some other site, and you
will miss important shit.
For the love of God, pay attention to your syllabus.
Sometimes assignments are listed there, and that’s the only place it’ll be
mentioned. Also, if it says to do a reading by a specific date, DO THE READING BY THAT DATE.
Otherwise you will get behind, and you will have 200+ pages of textbooks to
read in one night before the test, and you will cry.
Yes you actually need to do the readings. Yes it is a lot.
Yes it will suck. Do it anyways.
If you are used to getting all A’s, do not cry when you get a
B. Take it from someone who killed herself for two years to maintain a 4.0, it
feels like the end of the world when your GPA drops, but it’s not. You’ll be
okay. Just breathe and do your best.
Your best is good enough.
Try to make sure you leave an open hour around midday so that
you have time to get food in you. A lot of people forget to do this. If you
have to have back to back classes, check your syllabus or with your
teacher—some midday classes allow you to bring in a drink and a snack. Some
will even allow you a full meal.
If you can get an online/pdf copy of the book without busting
the bank, DO IT. Sometimes there are even annotated versions online. This can
make notetaking a shitton easier, because you can highlight printed-out
versions of the book and they won’t dock you on the money back. Sometimes
professors move through their lecture too fast for you to write stuff down.
Shrugging off that old ‘don’t ruin your books’ rule you had in high school may
be your only hope.
UNLESS YOU NEED THEM OR REALLY WANT TO KEEP THEM TRY TO SELL
BACK YOUR BOOKS—maybe even offer them online to incoming students. You won’t
get nearly the worth of them but someone after you will thank you a million
times over for providing a used copy. If you take good notes, you can sometimes
buy/sell those as well. A lot of professors teach literally the same class
IF YOUR PROFESSOR PUTS NOTES ONLINE GET THEM. GET THEM NOW.
TRUST ME. YOU WANT THOSE NOTES. Bring them in with you if it’s possible to get
them before class.
Keep change on hand. Always.
The Best Way To Make Friends:
Bring a printer with you to college and offer to print
people’s stuff for half of what the school does or for free if you can afford
Carry around small candies with you and offer them to people
while waiting outside of class. If you are the ‘candy person’ this gives you an
in for starting conversations.
Buy a jumbo pack of chalk and find an open sidewalk on a free
day. Write the words ‘Come draw with me?’ and begin doodling.
Have a pack of cards.
If you go onto campus and you can’t find what you’re looking
for, and you are afraid to go up to someone and ask, find an open,
well-populated area, hold your schedule/map in hand, and walk in circles for a
few minutes, looking up and around in obvious confusion. Other students know
this body language well. Someone will stop and point you in the right
direction. (if you are worried that the person’s directions are a joke or
faulty, wait for them to leave and take up the stance again; if the directions
match-up the second time, they’re legit; do not allow a person to ‘show you the
way’ unless EVERY STEP is along an obvious walkway, just in case)
For those of you who fear assault, most
campuses aren’t much for small blades or mace. Carry a pocket air horn or a
hand bag of those little pop-rock fireworks unless you can get a concealed
with transfer kids. Chances are, they won’t be able to
live in the dorms and it’ll be ten times harder for them to meet people since
they have to drive to and from campus. It’s also fun hearing about their
experiences before the college you both go to.
with an older student. I’m talking about students who have
families and full-time jobs. You can learn a lot from them, and they honestly
have the best stories. They’re often the smartest and the most dedicated, so
they make great study buddies.
Your teachers are people! Joke around
with them, talk to them a bit during break. Make sure they at least recognize
you as “that dude with the god-awful puns during break”. In my experience,
professors are even more willing to bend over backwards to help the students
they know. (But also, in general? They want you to learn! If there’s a way they
can easily help, there’s a really good possibility they’ll do it!
The room just seemed to be getting darker and darker as the time went by. You weren’t falling asleep – you were just falling into the more scary parts of your mind. You would never admit it, but youneeded help. Someone needed to be there to pull you out of it, and before all of this happened, Jisoo was that person.
She was one of your closest friends in the entire world. She was everything you wished you were, and could be – the female was a princess. Usually little kids dreamt of being royalty when they were younger, but you only realised that dream when you met Jisoo. It was heartbreaking to know that the princess actually turned out to be the wicked witch. The worst part being that she still had the prince in the end.
- Zack comes out to the rangers during a bonfire session, a little bit after Rita’s attack
“So guys, I have something kind of important to tell you. And I get if it makes you uncomfortable or you don’t really want to associate with me after I tell you, but it’s something that I shouldn’t hide from my best friends so-”
“We know you’re trans, Zack.”
“We’ve morphed before, bud.”
“Yeah and we share emotions through our ranger link, we can tell the dysphoria is coming from you.”
“It took us all less than 48 hours to figure it out.”
“And we don’t love you any less, you dork”
He cries that night and wont stop hugging them (except Billy, one hug was enough for Billy)
- Whenever somebody asks about Zack’s dead name he always responds with the first My Little Pony character that comes to mind (its usually Twilight Sparkle)
- Jason finds the syringes for his t shots in his room one day, but is too scared to ask him what it is
he texts Trini, asking her if Zack does drugs and all she says is “we eat pot brownies together if that’s what you mean.”
“Okay… not what I meant but we’re revisiting that subject later because I can’t believe you never invited me.”
The next time they’re at Zack’s house, it’s time for his shot so he goes and grabs a syringe
“Wait… the testosterone comes as a shot?” “you can use a pill or lotion too but yeah I use a shot” “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DRUGS DUDE OH MY GOD”
“… Jason, no offense, but as a team leader I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
The rangers watch him give himself his shot, and Kim almost passes out because of how scared she is of needles
On months he can’t afford his t, the other rangers pay the difference so he doesn’t miss a dose
- His armor doesn’t bind his chest because fighting/exercising while binding isn’t a good combo; instead it has a special plate that gives the appearance of a flat chest
But when they’re training without armor on he always “forgets” to take his binder off
He inevitably gets punched in the ribs or trains for too long and can’t breathe suddenly
The first time is happens the rest of the rangers freak out, demanding that he take it off immediately. He waves them off with promises of “I’m fine, this happens all the time.”
One day Trini gets sick of it and just punches him in the face so hard he passes out. “TRINI WHAT THE FUCK??” Trini, shrugging: “homeboy wouldn’t take it off and this is the quickest way to get him to shut up. Now hurry up and help me carry him to Alpha before he wakes up.”
Zack has a long talk with Alpha about the constructs of gender after he asks Zack why the health scan picked up the presence of a “prosthetic” on his crotch
He then has to have an awkward talk with Zordon because of course Alpha told him about his fake penis
- Jason decides one day he wants to get him a better packer and starts looking at the ones from PeeCock and gets a bit… overwhelmed at all the variety
So he texts Trini
“On a scale from one to ten how weird would it be if I got Zack a new dick and should it or should it not be circumcised?”
Kim finds Trini five minutes later wheezing on the floor and stares at her for a few seconds until Trini shows her the texts and now Kim can’t stop laughing
So Jason texts Zack instead
“If you were to, hypothetically, choose a preference in dick size, what would it be” and Zack CHOKES
“I’m not having a threesome with you and Billy.” “THATS NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING IM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE”
Even though Jason bought Zack his new packer, he’s not used to seeing it in places he, well, shouldn’t
So when he finds it laying in his room, it’s safe to say he freaks out a little
Zack gets a text ten minutes later saying “you left your dick here” and he runs back to Jason’s house in record time
-He has a really bad binder tan because of that one day they went to the beach and he forgot to bring a swim shirt
- For his birthday, the rangers give him a customized black binder with a trans-colored lightening bolt in the center of the chest
- Jason, Billy, and Zack go to the mall and buy matching shirts that say “Pretty Boy” across the chest
Billy’s is blue, Jason’s is red, and Zack’s is black, with the words in bold, white letters
It started out as a long sleeve tee but Zack cuts off the sleeves and the bottom half of it to transform it into a muscle tank crop top
“Hey Zack?” “Yeah Billy?” “What did you do your shirt?” “I made it into a fashion statement”
“How is crop top a fashion statement?” “It’s a fashion statement on dudes!”
“Not queer dudes you idiot.” “Whatever Jason you’re just mad because my abs are better than yours.” “What?! No they aren’t!”
“I mean… they kind of are Jace.”Jason just pouts and mumbles something about Kim being too preoccupied with Trini’s abs to even notice anyways
- Trini and Kim come back from a spa day with manicures and Zack casually mentions how much he misses doing feminine things like that
The next weekend, Kim skips detention and takes him to a spa to get a facial and his nails done
He gets black gel polish with a lightning bolt on his accent nail
“Wow real subtle.” “Shut up crazy girl you’re just jealous”
“I think they look really nice!” “Thanks Billy, at least SOMEBODY appreciates me around here!”
A few days later Trini takes him to get his eyebrows done with her and he’s feeling bomb as fuck so she does his makeup too
DEAR EVAN HANSEN LYRIC STARTERS ! feel free to change any pronouns & such & make it more like your muse would say it, if you need to ! <3
“ have you been writing those letters to yourself? ” “ dear ____, today’s gonna be a good day & here’s why…” “ can we try to have an optimistic outlook, huh? ” “ can we buck up just enough to see the world won’t fall apart? ” “ we’re not giving up before we’ve tried. ” “ this year, we make a new start. ” “ perfect. ” “ i’m proud of you already. ” “ another stellar conversation for the scrapbook. ” “ i’m kinda coming up empty. ” “ does anybody have a map? ” “ anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? ” “ i don’t know if you can tell, but this is just me pretending to know. ” “ i need a clue. ” “ the scary truth is i’m flying blind. ” “ i’m making this up as i go. ” “ you are not missing the first day. ” “ i already said i’d go tomorrow. ” “ he doesn’t listen. ” “ look at him, he’s probably high.” “ he’s definitely high. ” “ each days another wrong turn. ” “ i’ve learned to slam on the brake before i even turn the key. ” “ give them no reason to stare. ”
Prompt: Your two best friends pick you up from getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
Requested by: No one
Written By: Head Honcho - Zoe
Warning: You on pretty hyped up on some kind of drugs
A/N: All good in da hood
Oral Surgeon’s Office
“Oh my god!” You gasp as the nurse rolls you out into the almost empty waiting room. “Harrison!” You exclaim, making grabby hands at your best friend.
“(Y/N)!!!” He matches your enthusiasm as he walks over to you and the nurse. “How are you?” He questions, squatting down to your level.
“Phenomenal!” You shout while smacking your hands on either side of his face, making his cheeks squish. “How ‘bout you?”
“Good but not as happy as you, I think.” He chuckles, you smile at him. “How’d it go?” He grabs your hands in his as he stands back up.
“She was wonderful.” The nurse smiles at the young man. “Everything went smoothly.” She informs, Haz smiles. “But–” His smile drops. “don’t worry, hun’, it isn’t that bad.” She chuckles at his reaction, he blushes slightly. “she might be in a bit more pain than normal patients, so we have to up the medication.” She tells, having him a prescription slip.
“Alright.” He nods.
“Like I said, everything else went smoothly.” The nurse smiles again. “Just make sure she keeps hydrated and doesn’t break the stitches. Change the gauze every hour or so.” She also hands him a bag of said items. “Other than that, she’s good to go!”
“Oh my god!” You gasp for the second time in the last ten minutes. “It’s Spiderman!” You shout, seeing Tom leaning against his car with his eyes glued to his phone. But when he hears you, his head shoots up.
“Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne!” He mocks, your jaw drops.