oh my god could you stop it please

superhero sentence starters 

  • what’s the point of fighting if no one appreciates it? 
  • why do you keep doing this? why do you keep trying to protect people when they never give you a word of thanks? 
  • you’re so brave. i don’t know if i could ever be like that. ‘
  • i’m your biggest fan! autograph? please? 
  • you… you saved my life. 
  • don’t worry about it. it’s what i do. 
  • what’s it like being able to fly? ‘
  • i could show you, you know. you okay with being carried? ‘
  •  ‘ stay down! it’s too dangerous! 
  • get behind me. ‘
  • oh my god… it’s really you. ‘
  • just try to fucking stop me, ‘hero.’ ‘
  • you can’t save anyone. you can try, but you’re never going to make a difference. ‘
  • i try so hard to help people. i try so fucking hard. but i’m just not strong enough. 
  • it’s going to explode! get out of here, get out of here now! ‘
  • put. the gun. down. 
  • i can help you. you don’t need to do this. please. 
  • what’s the point of protecting people when i can’t even protect you? ‘
  • you tried so hard to save other people that you stopped caring about yourself. ‘
  • i know you have powers, but it’s still too dangerous! you’re going to die in there! please, it’s not worth it! ‘
  • i know i act like i’m not scared of anything, but the truth is… i’m terrified. ‘
  • everyone hates you. you can’t protect this city, you’re only making things worse around here. just leave. everyone would be better off without you. ‘ 
  • i don’t need some hero to save me! i’m fine on my own, thank you very much. ‘
  • i hate heroes. they always try to get involved in everything. just leave me alone, okay? i don’t need your help. ‘ 
  • help! please! someone! ‘
  • who knew the hero would be the one getting saved? ‘
  • you’re out of control. you’re hurting more people than you’re helping. just stop. let the cops handle this. ‘
  • how do i know i can trust you? ‘
  • you never give up, you never stop fighting. why?
  • you need to take a break. the city will be okay without a hero for one day. get some rest. ‘
  • i can’t take a break, what if someone needs my help? what if someone gets because i was too busy taking a nap?! i don’t need a break! ‘
OTAYURI HEADCANONS

♢ Otabek had friend crush on Yuri for years before he found the courage to talk to him. 

♢ Yuri have also noticed Otabek before and secretly thought he looked cool.

♢ After Otabek finally spoke to Yuri, they basically became besties the very same day.

♢ Otabek meeting Yuri’s cat was a big deal for Yuri. The cat instantly took a liking to him.

♢  They have been friends for over 2 years before they started dating.

♢ They both kind of knew after only a few months of friendship that they would eventually become something more, but they didn’t rush. Yuri didn’t really feel ready for it and Otabek was not comfortable with dating someone so young, so they waited. They’ve never talked about it, but either of them minded.

♢ It all started after their first kiss. Which was very much unplanned and just kind of happened. They’ve been hanging out at Yuri’s apartment late in the evening, watching some action movie, both dead tired after all day of training. Yuri was kind of lying on Otabek’s shoulder, which wasn’t unusual for them at all, but for some reason, it was different that day. Yuri was about to fall asleep when Otabek hugged him tighter and nuzzled his hair. They both looked at each other and somehow knew.

♢ The kiss was unhurried and chaste and ended with Yuri yawning. They both laughed at it and decided it’s time to go sleep. They fell asleep in each other’s arms that night.

♢ They haven’t talked about it the next morning. There was no need to.

♢ First time they called each other boyfriends was when they were hanging out with other skaters before a competition. They weren’t really doing anything special like kissing or even holding hands, but everyone knew. Of course, JJ just had to tease them “Oh look at our lovebirds. What are you now, boyfriends?” Yuri just grabbed Otabek’s hand and yelled “We are, jackass!”

♢ Them meeting Viktor and Yuuri as a pair was basically like meeting Yuri’s parents.

♢ Speaking about Yuri’s family, his grandfather knows. Yuri haven’t told him yet, but he knows his grandson too well. He came to Otabek before a competition once and told him “You look like a good kid and I can see you make my Yurochka happy. Please, be good to him. He may look tough, but he has a gentle soul.” He also asked him to not tell Yuri he knows, because he wants to him tell himself when he is ready. Otabek was really touched (he may cry inside… in a manly way) and promised he won’t hurt him or tell him anything.

♢ They are not fans of PDA. Otabek is very private person and Yuri spends too much time around Viktor and Yuuri to know how annoying it is to other people. Because of this, people usually assume they are just best friends. They don’t mind.

♢ They are the fashion boyfriends™.

♢ Their relationship is long-distanced because of their professions, but except them constantly missing each other, it’s not such a problem for them. For example, neither of them is a jealous, so they never fought for of hanging out with other male skaters. They completely trust each other.

♢ Otabek was insistent about waiting for Yuri’s 18th birthday with sex. No matter how much Yuri yelled at him because of it.

♢ When Otabek retired, he moved to Russia for Yuri and became coach there.

♢ They got engaged the next year after that. It was Otabek who proposed and unlike their first kiss, it was planned. Otabek was so nervous about it he couldn’t sleep for weeks.

♢ Yuri said yes. Also, he cried a little, which he’d never admit.

Can people stop shaming others who are having doubts/don’t believe anymore please? Like I understand that you may be trying to boost confidence but you could phrase your concern by saying ‘I know that some of you are having doubts, and that is ok and understandable, but please remember that [insert proof/pep talk here]’ instead of being like ‘oh my god can people stop doubting it’s so annoying’

Big Bang reactions to their gf laughing at everything

[GIFs not mine]

T.O.P

He was already used to you laughing at basically everything even though it wasn’t funny. Sometimes it was funny for him even watching you laugh about not funny things at all. Like that time you laughed at pink rose because t was pink. He sometimes really wondered what the hell is going through your head.

“I really don’t know how you can find my beautiful chair so funny… but here have my heart”

Originally posted by cocoamlk


G-Dragon

He noticed how you laughed at everything and it annoyed him sometimes, but sometimes he really liked when you laughed so he could laugh to or you even made him happier with your smiling. He liked when you were smiling and he liked the way you laughed so he never said anything about you laughing at everything.

“If you don’t stop laughing I won’t be able to finish the song please, I’m so stressed… *you laughing even harder* Oh my God are you really *he smiles back at you*”

Originally posted by lavender-kills


Taeyang

Ever since you started dating the thing he liked the most about you was your smile. Not only your smile was beautiful, he loved it when you found everything funny and how you looked at life so positively and how everything you saw was just so funny to you, but he couldn’t see it. He complimented your smile a lot.

“You make everything so fun Jagi~ I can’t believe how lucky must I be." 

Originally posted by sofiatherese92


Daesung

He didn’t think it was a big deal you laughing at everything, because he is exactly the same. Sometimes when you hang out you would just laugh 15 minutes straight without any talking and that both made you even more happy. He couldn’t believe he finally met someone so similar to him.

"HAHHAHAHAHHAA*intense laughing together*”

Originally posted by daesungstrash


Seungri

When he first saw you laughing at the stupidest thing he thought that was really weird, but as he got closer to you it was day by day cuter for him. He couldn’t resist laughing with you and caressing your hair telling you have cute your smile was. He always did that and he was really happy to have you for always lightening him up.

“OMO ~! Jagi~~ Stop it~ You~ I can’t even~”

Originally posted by sofiatherese92

Okay, I’m going to say it.

Stop assuming Snoke abused Kylo Ren because he was in his head.

And before you say “oh my god, but can you imagine being a poor little child with voices in your head and nobody to talk to?! Of course he was abused!! Of course he must have struggled, how could ‘hearing voices’ be anything but pain and suffering!!”–

  1. I’m a mentally ill + neurodivergent child who has been abused.  I have both positive and negative experience with headmates; abusive and non-abusive. I know what I’m talking about.
  2. If you don’t have alters/headmates and you don’t hear voices, everything you think you know about people who ‘hear voices’ is wrong and stereotypical.
  3. The narrative you’re pushing directly harms mentally ill + neurodivergent people– yes, especially those who ‘hear voices.’

‘Hearing voices’ is used here with quotes, because it can mean a lot of things. People who have schizophrenia may describe literally hearing voices (for example, a disembodied voice that is narrating their movements but does not have a distinct personality.) People with DID or OSDD have literal other people within their body, but since these people are obviously not visible/audible  to anyone but them, it can appear that they are ‘hearing voices’ (though they are, of course, speaking to literal actual people.)

I am absolutely ambivalent as to which experience you personally think Kylo had. Perhaps he heard Snoke’s voice, but Snoke was just a voice at the time (not a personality.) Perhaps Snoke was just as we know him now, a real person, but living within Kylo’s head/body (possibly as well as outside of it.)

In this post, I will be addressing the specific situation of Kylo having Snoke within his head as a headmate (that is to say; a fully fledged person.) This is a situation I have experienced both positively and negatively, so I daresay I have the right to speak on what it feels like.

Also, one final note– I am not saying Kylo was not abused. I am saying he was not abused because Snoke was in his head. This post is about how headmates are just like any other people you speak to.

With that said, here’s the actual meta.

Okay to reblog if you’re neurotypical; heavily encouraged if you talk about Kylo Ren ever.

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2p!conversation
  • 2p!ukrain: mhhhh this cake is amazing!
  • 2p!Belarus: OH my god get a room
  • 2p!Ukraine: I woudl get a room with this cake i think i could show this cake a good time
  • Nyo 2p!England: hey Anna if you had to woudl you give up sex or food
  • 2p!Belarus: that is easy sex
  • 2p!Prussia: geez answer faster w-why don't you
  • 2p!Belarus: oh i am sorry honey when she said sex i wasn't thinking about sex with you-
  • 2p!Prussia: ...thanks b-but please just s-stop
  • nyo 2p England: well what about you Maryska sex or food
  • 2p!Ukraine: food
  • 2p!Belarus: well what about sex or eye liner?
  • 2p!Ukraine : ....oh god...
  • nyo 2p England: well what about you yang sex or food
  • 2p!China: oh umm well....i don't know it is two hard
  • 2p!Ukraine: no you gotta pick one
  • 2p!China: food. sex. food,sex no wait I DON'T I DON'T KNOW I WANT THEM BOTH!, I WANT GIRLS ON BREAD!!!

anonymous asked:

Im die if you stop feeding me Phil gifs. But seriously, you inspired me to start making gifs again please don't pull a neak on us

oh my god you compared me to neak i guess i have to keep going that’s the highest compliment anyone could ever give me :,)

Please stop Hyde. (The Glass Scientists)
  • Hyde: Hey Jekyll! Want to know the best part about me getting to be in control?
  • Jekyll: Being the spirit of London at night or something along those lines?
  • Hyde: Nope! Guess again!
  • Jekyll: What could possibly be better than being the spirit of London at night?
  • Hyde: *giggles* I get to make you say bad words!
  • Jekyll: Oh...I was expecting something to do with killing people but I guess it's not that bad? I bet the words aren't even that terrible.
  • Hyde: I make you say the REALLY bad words.
  • Jekyll: Oh my god. Hyde, please stop.
  • Hyde: F*ck!
  • Jekyll: Hyde, I'm being serious-
  • Hyde: Sh*t!
  • Jekyll: Edward! Stop this at on-
  • Hyde: C*nt!
  • Jekyll: This is no longer funny!
  • Hyde: Ah, how I do love making you mad, Jekyll.
1. Captive Heart, Captive Mind

Summary: Reader had been imprisoned for over five years and cut off from her powers for most of that time. She is ready to give up when she is given one more mission by the mysterious group she has been captured by.

Author’s Note: Ahh! I have never published any fics and I’m super nervous but very excited! Ask me about tags if you would like to! I am hopeful that this turns into a series of 15-25 installments all close to this in length. Please send feedback!

Warnings: Rape/Sexual Assault (NOT graphic, but could be a trigger) Mild violence.

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Oh god, please make it stop.


I had my eyes tightly closed so I didn’t have to watch what this man was doing to me. After the first few times, I learned that it was better not to watch. Sometimes, if I closed my eyes hard enough, it was like it wasn’t happening. There were no nameless soldiers forcing themselves inside me over and over and I wasn’t losing a part of myself.


I also keep my screams to myself and ball my fists at my sides. I have scars in the palms of my hand from my fingernails digging themselves in every night. When I used to fight it- when I kept my eyes open- they would get away with it anyway and then beat me afterward for not taking it like the weak woman I was.

The weak woman they made me.

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anonymous asked:

jaehyun and 19 LOL

dreamingbaby26 said: Jung Jaehoe *cough* I meant jaehyun + 19 ^^ (cause he’s literally the devil with the smile of an angel)            

Don’t send in anymore numbers please, thanks ^^

19. “You’re Satan.” 

“Oh my god- you’re Satan.”

“No, I’m Jaehyun.”

“You just turned down three girls consecutively! You didn’t even give one of them a chance! How is that not being Satan? You could’ve at least tried-

“I don’t like any of them. Why would I try being with them?”

“…I don’t know I mean… If I was them I’d want the guy I like to at least give me a shot.”

Jaehyun stops in front of you and grabs your shoulders. “Is that you saying you want to try dating me?”

You glare at your best friend and slap his hands away from you. “No way in a million years, Satan.”

anonymous asked:

"when will i stop embarrassing myself in front of professional hockey players?" lol what else have you done? 👀👀👀👀

oh god in the past 2 months alone i have

  • taught radek to dab
  • told curtis we bought season tickets basically just so we could ride a roller coaster with him and devin
  • called greg daddy and a werewolf while he was standing like 3 feet away
  • was skyping someone and they said something about jason dickinson and not remembering who he was said “who the fuck is that” only for him to pop into frame
  • naruto ran towards faksa to get him to sign a polaroid picture of us
  • brought a devin shore sign to almost every home game for the past 2 months
  • honked multiple times at antoine because he stopped at a stop sign for too long
Mama, forgive me
Mama, forgive me

Lyrics:

I woke up one day, I realized everything had changed right before my eyes   The smell of smoke lingers in the air, ghost of his fingertips in my hair, I think I’m in love

Oh mama, please forgive me I know you said that i should keep on running  But oh god, there’s this boy he makes me want to stay and he calls this place home oh mama please forgive me i don’t think i could stomach the idea of leaving

i’ve beaten i’ve been bruised and oh mama i know you have been too i’ve seen them                                                                                                                 you said that love was fleeting that all it led to bleeding bruises, black and blue

well mama please forgive me i know you said that i should keep on running well mama a better man would pack his bags and leave and never come back but i was never the better man                                                                                 i’m the worst you can get i’m the worst you can get                              

mama i’ve met a boy

Sam Winchester-Stop Hiding Part 2

Title: Stop hiding Part 2

Pairings: Sam winchester x reader

Word count: 1323

Request:I really hope you’ll make a second Stop Hiding cause it just got soo good!!

Request:Is stop hiding getting a sequel? Because I felt a sequel coming and I’m curious

Request:Oh my god will there be a part two to this???? It’s amazing!!

Request:TELL ME THERE IS A SECOND PART TO STOP HIDING-SAM WINCHESTER BECAUSE HOLY SHIT YOU JUST RUINED ME

Request:Hi I just want to start off by saying I love your work. Keep doing what you are doing😁👏 and I was wondering if you could do a pt. 2 to Stop hiding thxs 🙌

Request:Can you please do a part two to stop hiding. It was written so well and the cliff hanger is killing me pretty please with like a million cherries on top.

Request:Stop hiding part 2?

Warning: Smut!

Links:stop hiding

It had been a good few weeks since your talk with Sam. He hadn’t brought it up and thankfully, you were in the clear. You continued your normal, making out, sex and what not, but you still refused to let him touch you.

He had tried, slithered his hand down your thigh, played with your belt buckle, but he kept getting denied, the night ending in you making up an excuse and Sam slumping back on the bed.

Today was not a perticually good day. 

You and the brothers were at a bar, drinking after a good nights hunt. To your luck you had bumped into a friend, one that didn’t know about hunting. She sat down, immersing in the conversation and quickly became comfortable. 

‘’Ohhh (y/n) do you remember what happened with Patty!’’She squealed, laughing loudly as she clapped her hands. Your eyes widened, glancing over at your amused boyfriend as you shook your head t her. 

‘’Let’s not talk about that’’You laughed nervously, knowing this wouldn’t end well. 

‘’No, come on! I wanna know’’Dean whined. Sam chuckled, slinging his arm over your shoulder. ‘’Don’t be a sour puss’’Dean grinned, lightly nudging you playfully under the table. 

‘’Okay, so (y/n) used to have this boyfriend called Patrick, we called him Patty though. Patty just so happened to be….going down…on (Y/n) and her mom walks in!’’She cracks up. 

You felt Sam tense over you, his mouth dropping open as a pissed and startled expression falls onto his face. You sighed, closing your eyes as Dean’s laughter fills the bar. 

‘’So what happened!’’Dean laughs, eager to know more. He leaned in more to your friend, the clear sexual tension between the two of them. Whilst Dean remains oblivious to the awkward situation your friend had just caused, she however notices.

‘’her mom just goes ballistic and then her dad comes running in!’’She whispered over to Dean, the two of them really hitting it off. 

Sam had stayed silent the rest of the night, you trying to act like everything wasn’t awkward and uncomfortable. Dean and your friend ending up leaving, Dean wiggling his brows as he gave you a thumbs up a thankful look dawning on his face.

‘’So…’’You coughed, Sam twirling his beer bottle around the table. 

‘’You let other boyfriends touch you but when it’s me you don’t?’’He asked bluntly, not even letting you blink before he got straight to the point. His face was emotionless, jaw locked. 

‘’N-no’’You stuttered, unsure of how to word it. 

‘’I asked you if it was me, (y/n). You said no.’’Sam muttered in a disappointed tone. Now he looked just plain hurt and sad and that broke your heart. 

‘’It wasn’t you-Sammy!’’you called, calling after your boyfriend that pushed his way through the crowd. 

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You ended up walking home, scared and worried Sam wouldn’t want to talk about it. As soon as you stepped in through the door, Sam was sitting against the table, ready to talk. 

You rubbed your tired face, sighing as you slung your coat on the couch. 

‘’Sam’’You started, frowning at his sad look, his puppy dog eyes killing you. 

‘’I don’t understand. Are you really that uncomfortable with me?’’He whispered, your eyes softening. 

‘’No. Look. It was different with Patty. Him? I just liked. With you? I love you. This is important and special to me. You actually mean something to me and I’d rather not screw it up and lose yo-’’You were cut off by Sam’s lips slamming ont yours, his head craning so he could mould his lips perfectly in yours. Fitting tightly together like a missing puzzle piece. 

‘’You won’t. I promise’’He breathed out, his warm breath fanning over your neck. ‘’Let me prove it to you, please’’he begged, his hand grasping yours as he licked his lips eagerly. 

You opened your mouth, ready to deny him but caught the sad look in his eyes. Would you really throw all of this away because you were insecure. You nodded. It was a tiny movement but he caught it. 

A startled breath escaped his lips, his eyes widening as he gave you a shocked expression. ‘’Really? I-I mean…I can?’’He whispered, a smile etching onto his features. 

He pushed his lips back onto yours, a moan slipping past your lips as he lightly bit into your plump lip. His hands slided down to grip your bum, his fingertips pressing into the flesh as he kneaded it. 

He removed his lips from yours, lowering his head to the crook of your neck as he peppered your skin in light, wet kisses. Your breath hitched in your throat, fingertips grasping at his shirt. 

He leaned down, rolling his hands under your thighs and capturing your legs around his waist as he hoisted you up. He walked swiftly to the bedroom, going off memory to get you both there. He shoved his flat palm out, pushing open the door and kicking it shut with the back of his shoe when he entered. 

You squealed when he dropped you gently on the bed, your body bouncing on the impact. Sam chuckled, smiling widely at you as he leaned back down and captured your lips in his. 

Thankfully you were wearing one of Sam’s shirts, no caring that you went out in public looking like a bargain hunter. His cool fingertips gripped your jeans, eyes flashing up to meet yours as he gave you a look of concern. You nodded, showing him it was okay and in one swift movement, your jeans were gone. 

 He sat up, kneeling between your legs as he glided his calloused hands over your thighs. His thumbs rubbed at the inside of your thighs, lowering his head as he assaulted the skin in bites. 

Purple bruises ran up and down your thighs, a startled gasp withdrawing from your parted lips when you felt his slick tongue press against your clothed heat. Your toes curled, back arching as you whined at him. 

His breath fanned against you as he chuckled, fingertips hooking into the lace material and painfully slow, pulling it down. He flung them somewhere across the room, lowering himself as he hooked your legs over his shoulders. 

You didn’t have time to feel nervous, time to feel insecure. It was Sam. Everything was Sam. Sam touching you, Sam teasing you, Sam pleasing you. How could you even think straight when you had a muscular giant with his head between your thighs as he showed you what talents he had been hiding with that mouth. 

Your mouth stuttered open, hand gripping in his locks as he devoured you without a warning. Getting straight to the point. He swirled his tongue against you, his mouth clamping down and dipping his tongue into you before licking a clean stripe upwards. 

You swallowed thickly, a rope tightening in your stomach as you reacted against his tongue. 

‘’It’s okay, baby. Don’t be embarrassed’’He reassured, sliding his hand up your thigh when he noticed you were holding back groans. You finally let one out, feeling his smirk against you as you flung your head back. 

‘’S-shit, Sam!’’You gasped, yanking on his hair. You kept withering about, your hips rising off the bed. Sam pinned back your hips, his strong arms stopping you from moving whether you wanted to or not and leaving you at his mercy. 

With a loud cry and your fingers yanking his hair, you came. Sam rid out your finish, your body swallowing in on itself as you tiredly slumped back. Sam sat up, grinning like an idiot as he wiped his mouth. 

‘’Good?’’He asked with an amused grin. 

‘’Great’’You giggled, straightening out his ruffled locks. He grinned at you, pulling you in for a hug as he cheekily patted your bum. 

‘’Hey, watch it’’You teased, yanking on his hair again which resulted in his loud laughter. 

BTS Reaction When They’re on tour for a while and you are ignoring them (Happy ending)

Damn, Long title, anyways,

Jin:
He would call you, “How come you haven’t been answering my text or calls? I have called you like 5 times today! I’m really worried.. Please call me back!”
You look at your phone at finally decide to answer him back so your phone would stop vibrating.
“Oh my god Y/n! Finally! I have been waiting all day for you to call me! Why weren’t you answering?”
“Jin, let me explain please, you have been so busy on tour that I kinda forgot about everything. I still love you, so please don’t worry. I was just really busy and caught up in everything that I could never get back to you, sorry if it felt like I was ignoring you.”
“…”
“Jin..?”
“JEEZ YOU MADE ME WORRY FOR NOTHING AND NOW YOU SAY ALL THESE THINGS ABOUT YOU LOVING ME AND BEING BUSY LIKE SERIOUSLY Y/N WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL???”
“I’m sorry Jin, But please don’t worry anymore”

Originally posted by hugtae

RapMon:
He was coming back home in less than a week. You have been busy with studies and work that you weren’t able to talk to him for the past few days. On the other hand, Namjoon would call you at whatever break he had, only to get sadder each time you didn’t reply. Soon, he gave up calling you and waited for you to call him.
Your texts consisted of “Hey” and “Hi” but that was it for the day. You finally come home after a busy day at work and notice all these notifications on your phone. Hoping that he wasn’t mad at you, you quickly called him, not even realizing the time zone changes.
He lazily looked up to the buzzing of his phone. Once realizing it was you, he shot right out of bed into the hallway of the dorm. “Y/n?? Is it really you?”
You realized the time when you heard his sleepy voice, “Oh my god! I’m so sorry! did I wake you up?”
“No it’s fine! Why didn’t you pick up earlier?”
“I was just really busy.. Sorry. I just got home so..”
“No no that’s okay! But you just got home now?? Isn’t it like, midnight over there?! well, nevermind that doesn’t matter. I’ll be home in a few days! I’ll finally be able to sleep with you again! The boys are really starting to get on my nerves. Please wait for me! I love you!”
“…”
“Y/n..? Are you sleeping..?” He laughed to himself, “I wish I could see your cute sleeping face. Anyways, I love you, goodnight~”

Originally posted by baebsaes

Jimin:
He would be over the top worried and panicked. All the members would have to calm him down and tell him you were probably just busy. There were times he went crazy and would stay locked up in the dorm all day hugging a pillow pretending it was you. “Tae! What.. What if she doesn’t love me anymore?!”
“That’s crazy jimin.. She loves you as much as you love her. Please stop overreacting.” Just then, His phone rang, He leaped out of the bed, onto the floor, and grabbed it, “OH MY GOD ITS HER!! TAE!! ITS HER!!!!”
“Well then Pick up the damn phone before the call ends!”
He fumbles with the phone, “HELLooO?1??!?/! *Clears throat* Hello..?”
He could hear her laughing on the other end and he smiled while melting into the phone, “hi Jiminie~ It’s been a while hasn’t it?”
“You have NO Idea. But you know, I was handling it perfectly”
“NO HE DIDN’T! HE WAS CRYING AND HOLDING A PILLOW PRETENDING IT WAS YOU Y/N” You heard Taehyung scream from behind. there was a moment of silence before you heard someone pick up the phone, “Sorry, I had to lock Taehyung out. Anyways, how are you? are you feeling well? Have you been eating well?”
“These are all the questions I should be asking you Jimin” You laughed
“aha, sorry. You didn’t answer me back all those other days, I was afraid you didn’t love me anymore..”
“Jimin that’s ridiculous. Of course I love you. You’re my one and only”
You heard sniffles, “jimin? don’t tell me.. you’re crying?”
“WHAT N-NO *Wipes away tears* I-I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY?! PLEASE REMEMBER THAT!”
“Of course!”

Originally posted by b4ngt4nboys

Suga:
I’m pretty sure if you just text him once, he’ll be fine. But on the inside, he’ll be dying. He’ll text you almost every minute with repeated “Hi’s”
He’ll be the most calm out of the other members but he’ll just think you’re giving him the cold treatment he has been giving you since he was on tour and he understood that so he was letting you be and waited for you to text him or call him back.

Originally posted by vminv

Sorry that I didn’t really elaborate on Suga’s ;-; I’m really tired from classes but I will do the other members tomorrow I’m sorry ;-;
~Admin Luna

Shit I have heard in reference to the short hair I have been trying to grow out for 4 years. NO. I do not want short hair. My hair just does not grow.

“I could never have hair as short as yours.”

Originally posted by crimsonlippedbeast

“Did you cut your hair?”

Originally posted by funnynhilariousgif

*At the hairdressers* “Can I trim your hair?”

Originally posted by hunilikafa

“Are you trying to grow your hair out or do you prefer it short?”

Originally posted by allthesupernaturalgifs

“Oh wow, your hair looks short.”

Originally posted by rainbowninjawizard24

*when my hair is pulled back* “Oh my god, did you cut all your hair off?”

Originally posted by ava-ilablequintis

“Has your hair gotten longer?”

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

“Why don’t you take biotin/prenatal/vitamins?”

Originally posted by fatgeekguy

“Why doesn’t your hair grow?”

Originally posted by sweater-weatherrx

“You should get a trim, it will grow faster.”

Originally posted by welcometomyworldofrot

“Maybe you should stop dyeing it.”

Originally posted by teamedsheeranftw

“Aw! But you look cute/good with short hair!”

Originally posted by artlogy

“Why don’t you get extensions?”

Originally posted by thankformakingmeafighter

“Just wear a wig!”

Originally posted by julianish

“I love my long hair!” or “Ugh! I can’t stand how long my hair is right now!”

Originally posted by deanholmeswiferiver

All this to say that the struggle is real. And please be courteous and don’t assume that I like my hair at it’s current length. I’m trying soooo hard to grow out my hair. It’s offhanded comments that just make my inner self want to slap you upside the head.

Imagine Bonding With “Matt The Radar Technician” Over Your Mutual Respect For Kylo Ren

Originally posted by fandomjumper

“Oh my god!” you weren’t sure whether to be impressed or terrified, and you dropped your wrench in your shock.

“It’s cool, right?” Matt asked, bringing it to you so you could see it up close.

“Yeah, it’s great,” you said, “I just…it’s very close and very active.” Matt, realizing your discomfort, lowered the blade.

“Oh,” he said, “I’m sorry. I just thought you’d like to see it…since you’re the only person who talks to me without being a jerk face and the only person I know who thinks Kylo Ren is cool.”

“No,” you shook your head, “I- I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. I just don’t normally handle the weapons stuff, is all. I mean, it looks cool and really badass, I just…wow, I’m not good at apologies, ha ha. I should get out more.”

“But you do think Kylo Ren is still cool, right?”

“Yeah, of course,” you grinned. “His lightsaber looks so cool! I wish I could use the Force so I could learn how to use one, myself.”

“I’m sure Kylo Ren would love to teach you,” Matt said with almost a hint of a smile.

You sat in front of the documentary camera.

“I’m 90% Matt is Kylo Ren,” you admitted. “It wasn’t that hard to figure out. He’s so much nicer than I expected, though!”

(For Anon)

Coffee Mark

Pairing: Reader X Norman Reedus (IRL)

Request: Can you do a Norman Reedus imagine where your both at Starbucks and accidentally he spills coffee on you but you both start talking to one another? Lots of fluff and cuteness please!!

A/N: sorry its a bit short, I hope you like it!

Written By: Breanna

I could hardly keep my mind in focus as I walked into my favorite local coffee shop. My head was stuck in the clouds thinking about work, family and just everything going on. Muscle memory carried me towards the front counter, until I was stopped by a large person in my path and a hot liquid soaking my t shirt. 

“oh my god I’m so sorry. Let me get you some napkins.” the mystery man clamored. I looked up and my eyes met his before he quickly turned to the napkin dispenser. 

“oh gosh. Its fine but those napkins would be really helpful.” you sputtered grabbing the napkins from his hand to try and soak up the coffee. 

“how can i make this up to you? Can I buy you your coffee, and if that goes well maybe a drink later?” he offered. 

“Um sure that would be nice. I’m (Y/N) by the way” I replied with a small smile. Soon we were laughing and joking over coffee. He told me about his career in acting and his life in general. Two hours had passed without even realizing. He looked at the clock with a furrowed brow before getting up from his seat.

“Listen, I’ve gotta go, But will you take me up on that drink later?” he smirked. I couldn’t help but blush.

“of course”

Airport/Aeroplane AUs

came up with them when I was on a plane and dying of boredom and decided to share them

- ‘okay i get that you’re scared of flying but could you maybe let go of my hand i think you’re cutting off the blood supply’

- ‘i’m sitting between two people on a really long flight and oh god they’ve started a competition over which one of them can seduce me first’

- ‘i’m the pilot of this flight and you’re my new co-pilot and i swear if you make one more shitty pun i’m going to throw you off the plane’

- ‘hello this is your captain speaking; can whoever is trying to catch pokemon on the plane please stop immediately’

- ‘i’m meant to be selling food and drink on this flight but i keep stopping by your seat for ages to talk to you every time i walk past and i keep getting yelled at for holding everything up but you’re really interesting to talk to’

- ‘this security check would go a lot faster if you didn’t keep wiggling your eyebrows at me while i check you for weapons’

- ‘do you have an explanation as to why you have a large number of swords in your bag, or should i just call security now’

- ‘our plane made an emergency landing in the ocean, so i hope you like i-spy because i think we’re going to be in this life raft for a long time’

- ‘somehow i’ve ended up as the only passenger on this flight and the pilot keeps relaying shitty pickup lines over the radio’

- ‘get the fuck back here that’s my suitcase’