Someone on Reddit hacked Cake Entertainment and got this and the theme song (well, from the theme song, but you know)! I mean, we don’t know any of the newbies names beside four of them but we have ALL THE DESIGNS AND PAIRS AND LEONARD FOR SOME REASON
Cassiopeia Malfoy’s brilliant gray eyes shot wide open.
The five-year-old had been peacefully dreaming about riding hippogriffs way up in
the sky with her bestest friend Lily when she heard her mummy screaming. While
Cassie was unsure of what “Oh, god!” meant, she knew her mummy only
said it when something was very wrong, like when she hit her toes against the
coffee table and got an owie, or that time Cassie’s Muggle grandpa had called
to say her Muggle grandma was in the hospital.
The little witch didn’t know what time it was, but she
knew it was early. What if her daddy had already left for work and her mummy
was injured? Who would take care of the owie?
oh my god cassie! it's so great to see you aga-
we don't have much time. they took my phone away so get out yours now. type in www.pottermore.com into safari we are getting you sorted into a hogwarts house right now hURRY UP WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME OTHER PEOPLE ARE WAITING THIS IS DIER TAYLOR