oh my god can't wait for this

Young and menace music video

“So the movie trailer actually is for the video and the video is for the song Young and Menace and basically what it is it’s this girl she’s at the beach and this magazine ad like washes up on the beach she’s like all freaked out and it’s like this people on vacation you know just like family on vacation and so she goes back to her house and you realized that she lives with this two monsters they are this 6 foot tall Muppets right and so the video is like a dark version of like Elf you know in elf when he’s like “Wait, I’m not an elf what the fuck” and she’s like “OH MY GOD I’m not a monster” and so she like leaves and goes to Venice beach and sees like what the human world is and is like super freaked out by humans as you would be in Venice beach and like the Santa Monica pier and stuff and kind of realizes that humans are kind of monsters too”

-Pete Wentz

he’s the beauty; she’s the beast

so i’m sure the remake of a timeless classic that disney is about to roll out is going to be great and all

but here’s another way we could do things:

he’s the beauty

she’s the beast

for a movie who’s central theme is inner beauty, it doesn’t really do anything to support that, you know? so how about this: adam, our prince turned beast, isn’t an inhospitable monster. because this back story doesn’t make any sense – why is the young prince of this land alone, in a castle, only to be caught unaware by a witch?

so how about this – this is pseudo france, right, so these royals do what their real life counterparts did. they flee. the cruel, greedy king and queen flee and leave their young son behind with their staff. their son who is kind and soft hearted and totally unfit to rule any kingdom (never mind that they’re literally running away from their own people). not only that – they trade their son for their freedom, trade their kingdom for their freedom. to the witch.

so the witch comes, and she doesn’t disguise herself as a crone, goes to him looking as lovely and young as her magic keeps her. but our prince adam has a talent, one many cast-aside, neglected children have developed – the ability to see people for who they really are, and he knows this is no kind young woman in need of his help. he refuses to let her in – and there’s this little twist to the magic, that she can only enter the palace grounds and claim her prize if she’s welcomed in a as a guest, and he, the young master of this castle, won’t let her in.

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An actor from the MCU has signed up to read a CBeebies bedtime story
Hollywood actor Chris Evans is the latest celebrity to be recruited by CBeebies to read one of the channel's famous Bedtime Stories. Evans, who is best known for playing Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, will read 'Even Superheroes Have Bad Days' which is written by Shelly Becker and Eda Kaban.

Wednesday 10th May (6:50pm) cannot come around soon enough!

I legitimately just shrieked out loud at work (at a stupidly loud decibel level) upon reading this story! 

For those not blessed to be able to witness this perfect sight as it airs in the UK, I’m sure it will be on BBC iPlayer within an hour or so of it being on our TV screens.

Originally posted by mongjikim

anonymous asked:

It's your wedding day & Steve can't seem to find Bucky. Thinking the absolute worst, that he left, he goes to your room to ask if you've heard from him. Just as you're about to answer him, you let out a low moan that sounds like a wail. Little does Steve know on the other side of the door that Bucky is in there with you, eating you out as he hides in the enormous skirts of your ballgown wedding dress. He couldn't wait till the honeymoon, especially after seeing what a vision you are in ur dress

oh my god I adore this. I want to write this omg. 

So you open the door a crack and Steve asks you if you’ve seen Bucky only for your face to flush and for you to bite your lip. 

“He’s in there isnt he?” he asks, sighing. 

“Stevie, I’m a little busy” Bucky’s voice is muffled under your skirt and you have to try not to laugh at Steve rolling your eyes. 

Sinful Sunday™

I-I- um
  • Cartoonz: I want you to tighten that shit up and lead me around like a fucking dog
  • Ohm: *Very Sexual* Oh my God, you freak
  • Cartoonz: *Basically DEMANDS*
  • CHOKE ME! CHOKE ME AND MAKE ME BARK BITCH.
  • Me: *Starts giggling like a maniac, aka, Bryce*
  • (FEW SECONDS LATER)
  • Ohm: *Daddy af voice* I can't wait.
  • Me:
  • (・∀・)
  • *Stands up and walks away from computer to get a new pair of underwear*
  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf
things i am looking forward to seeing a n i ma t ed

-TODOROKI VS MIDORIYA

-everyone getting a healthy dose of Character Development

-todoroki’s small ‘Midoriya, thank you” in chapter 40

-Ojiro’s tail frantically wagging

-Shinsou vs midoriya

-the finger flick in the shinsou v midoriya match

-Endeavour getting wrecked

-todoroki’s highkey worried faces for midoriya

-IT’S YOUR POWER

-COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME

-BAKUGO VS TODOROKI

-bakugo acknowledging uraraka

-izuku’s fucked up right hand after his match with todoroki

-tetsutetsu and kirishima’s match

-tetsutetsu and kirishima’s arm wrestling match

-basically the whole fucking manga amirite

-this f u c k i ng  sc en e:

-the HERO KILLER ARC WHERE MIDORIYA FINALLY LEARNS NOT TO JAM THE DAMN PLATE INTO THE MICROWAVE

-oh my god i nearly forgot about this scene:

-TODOROKI COMING TO IZUKU’S RESCUE IN THE HERO KILLER ARC

…and more

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On a personal note. I’ve met wonderful people throughout fandoms and by leaving comments. I’ve made great friends, some even on comment sections, as we shared our enthusiasm for the same story. 

People who like the same ships often hold similar character traits and life experiences; they’re people who would get you. The bonds in fandoms only strengthen when people meet other people as humans - and there are fantastic humans waiting to meet you. 

Leave a comment. :)

((Methodology For Data Collected

For this, I’ve used AO3, currently the most popular fanfiction website. 

I’ve taken the first ranked story in each ship, completed, rated by kudos - since bookmarks on AO3 can be set to private so the counters don’t reflect the real numbers - to reflect the stories that had the most positive feedback in their category.

For the comments, I’ve (falsely and intentionally) assumed the numbers represented are singular comments from singular, different users (tipping the scales in favor of the commenters). For Destiel, Johnlock and Spirk I had to pick the second story by kudos, since for the first the deviation error (assuming the author haven’t replied and there aren’t discussion threads included in the comments) was far too high for the ratio to be accurate, and my initial assumption couldn’t be applied. My apologies to the authors. 

The data was collected on May 2nd , 2016.))

  • <p> <b>reading french:</b> i think i understand this. god i hope these aren't a bunch of false friends. wait which tense is this<p/><b>writing french:</b> oh my god i can't spell<p/><b>listening to french:</b> okay so they could have just said one of several things and none of them make sense. lmao help<p/><b>speaking french:</b> NOPE.<p/></p>

When you’ve been making something for almost a year and you get to the point where you’re like “yeah I’ll probably put this out there in a couple days” it just feels kind of like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa