oh my god a rubber

anonymous asked:

1D as Mean Girls quotes


louis: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular - Gretchen Wieners 

harry:  [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!! - Damian 

niall:  Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers. - Coach Carr

liam:  Oh my God, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!  - Gretchen Wieners

…oh my god. What if Sombra’s bear is like one of those debugging rubber ducks. Like she explains different hacking issues she’s run into with the bear then figures out the solution and just seizes the bear and screams “OF COURSE! WHY DIDN’T I SEE THAT BEFORE!?” while shaking it.

Uninvited. {Dean Ambrose}

Summary: Housesitting for Dean had its perks, his house was beautiful, quiet and relaxing when it came to studying compared to your dorm or the lecture hall. However, your friends convince you to throw a party at his bachelor pad only to have Dean crash the party.

Warning: Smut. Smut. Smut.

Masterlist: Here

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  • Summer: Qrow. Tai. I have a confession to make. *Summer said as she teammates play a video game.*
  • Qrow: We know you are banging my sister.
  • Tai: We are cool with it.
  • Summer: Wha-WHAT!? H-how did you know!?
  • Tai: Raven sent out an email to the entire school saying you two are banging and threatening anyone who even thinks about trying to ask you out.
  • Qrow: Plus, Ozpin gave her detention for flying an airship round with a banner saying, "SUMMERAVEN FOREVER!"
  • Summmer: *Summer's face turns bright red and pulls her hood over her head to hide it and to muffle her screams of embarrassment.* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
  • Raven: *Suddenly Summer feels a pair of arms wrap around her waist and pulls her into a hug as Raven appears behind Summer through one of her portals.* Because I want the whole world to know you are my little rose. *Raven the turned Summer's face towards her to give her a kiss on the lips leaving her team leader speechless and proceeds to pick her up and carry her away.* We are going on a date don't wait up.
  • Tai: Have fun.
  • Qrow: Wear a rubber.
  • ~~~
  • Ruby: Oh. My. God.
  • Yang: Wow... I mean, woooooooow.
  • Weiss: This is just-! How does that even-! She wouldn't-!
  • Blake: Guys. Calm down. This mirror only shows alternate universe. None of this actually happened.
  • Tai/Qrow: *Look at each other and at the same time open their mouths to say Raven and Summer DID sleep together once, only for Raven's sword to appear at their throats.* ... That's right./Yep. *Raven and her sword disappear*
Coffee Stains pt.4

Ship: Feysand 
Type: College AU
Word Count: 1,559


Thank you all so much for your feedback! 


Feyre woke with a start; what the hell was going on?

“Feyre it’s me. Open this door right now before I burn down this entire building!”

“Nesta?” Feyre rubbed the crust from her eyes and glanced at her phone: 2:34AM

“Would you hurry up already?”

Feyre scampered on cold feet to open the door.

“I thought you weren’t coming home until tomorrow night?” Feyre slurred, still confused what exactly was going on.

“Change of plans. Turns out Elain enjoys the company of muts.”

“Elain got a dog?”

“Worse: A boyfriend.”

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  • Mercury: I don't see why you care so much about happiness.
  • Jaune: im depressed why wouldnt i want people to be happy
  • Mercury: It's useless.
  • Jaune: youre useless
  • Mercury: Ooh, what a cutting remark.
  • Jaune: nice pretentious comeback
  • Mercury: Thanks, I got it off your mom's chin.
  • Jaune: i'm rubber and you're glue
  • Mercury: Oh my god.
  • Jaune: everything you say
  • Mercury: Don't you fucki-
  • Emerald: Someone. Please. End it.

There is a VOID tourney I guess going on where people take old characters and rework them to enter into a death tournament. If they are fan characters you gotta make them not fan characters etc. I don’t plan on partaking but I caught wind of it and thought the idea was neat, so I took my old fan character from 2007 and basically threw everything about him out except for the hair and a few small design elements + electric powers and made a catgirl who is a completely different character lmao.

Named her Volt Ampere. Her backstory is likely to change slightly but I couldn’t resist calling a character OHMagod. Like…Ohm…and Oh my god (did he really name him that). Also the GigaGiga Rubber Force sounds like a fun bad guy team name, I wonder what they look like? I did do some sketches but they are so preliminary so I haven’t totally figured out what they look like. Currently they are just robots covered in rubber with rubber pompadours but I haven’t finalized them.

Anyway I like Volt, I will probably draw her again soon :>. I will be away for a few days so happy holidays everyone!

Coming outta level 34 Prison of Elders like...


Imagine #37 Liam [Requested]

Liam’s emotions where a chaotic mess of bafflement, bitterness and indignation; you were the origin of the storm brewing in his lycan heart. Conscious thoughts clawing at the hint of a reason you were so distant, so cold. He pondered each word he’d uttered to you; directly and indirectly. He couldn’t recall causing a fragment of offense. Scott coaxed a subtle adorable smirk brightening the melancholy disposition surrounding your soft features, his cocoa flecked milk chocolate irises squint in delight as a lopsided grin of triumph crept across his supple mouth.

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Michael finds your sex toys

request: Could you do one of Mikey where he finds your sex toys for when he is on tour and uses them on you causing multiple orgasms and over sensitivity?

a/n: sorry if this isn’t super good <3333

word count: 1810


Michael had come back from tour a few days ago and he loved nothing more than to spend as much time with you as was physically possible. You cuddled, ate, talked, and went out together often. Today was one of those days where you didn’t even feel like leaving the house, and so you spent the majority of your day hanging out on your bed. You nuzzled into Michael’s chest as he had his arms wrapped around you, telling you more tour stories.

“And he got his finger stuck in her hair and I think I almost died laughing,” Michael snickered, causing you to let out a loud laugh.

“Oh, my god, when has Luke ever done something that wasn’t awkward?”

“I don’t know, he just gets worse every time,” he chuckled again. “Hey, babe, you have, like, lotion or something? My hands feel dry and it’s grossing me out.”

“Yeah, reach into my drawer and you’ll find some.”

Michael’s arms left you as he rolled over onto his side to open the drawer in your nightstand. You sat there peacefully until a pang of shock hit right through you as your eyes shot open.

“Wait, no!” You cried, rolling over quickly to find his fingers resting on the knob and pulling your drawer open.

In the spur of the moment, you had completely forgotten about the sex toys you had stowed away in that drawer. It wasn’t much—just a vibrator and a few different lubricants, but you didn’t want him to see that stuff anyway.

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aaaaa I just sent off to ask for a quote on how much it would cost to print the first 6 chapters of TPoH as a bookity doo aaAAAAA