oh my f u c k i n g g o d

a list of moments™ in musical theatre

-STAYYYYYY LITTLE VALLLLLENTIIIINE STAYYYYYYYYY and then the pause and the sudden decrescendo into “each day is valentine’s dayyyyy”
-ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN and everything about that song
-all of “raise a little hell” and “this world will remember us” and everything about laura osnes and jeremy jordan
-the acapella part in “two by two” when they’re all clapping and some people are echoing and its just Pretty
-the harmonies on “moonlight swiiiiims”
-dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA M A C A V I T Y M A C A V I T Y
-the dirty bum bum bum bum the dirty bum bum bum bum bum HE HAD IT COMIN
-and i dug deep down to the bottom of my soul…and cried…'cause…i…felt…N O T H I N G
-will i ever make a sound………………ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN and the lights change and then you burst into sobs
-YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE)…even when the dark comes crashing through when you need a friend to carry you and when you’re b r o k e n o n t h e g r o u n d…………Y O U W I L L B E F O U N D
-do you KNOWWWW how great my life is
-and your keys OH OH OH OH your ring of keeeeeeeyyyys
-FAAAME (I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRR)
-TURN BACK OH MANNNNNNN BA DA DA DUM B O W !!!!
-literally all of grease the musical
-or if i were a bell i’d go DING DONG DING DONG DINGGGGGG
-evERYthing’s comING up roSES and daFFOdils
-OHHHH MAMA WELCOME TO THE SIXTIIIIES
-in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can be a new man IN NEW YORK NEW YORK JUST YOU WAIT
-the entirety of satisfied
-we won we won WE WON W E W O N
-if you stand for nothing burr what’ll you fall for …. i wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens……………and then the rest of that song from that point on
-its my candy store its my candy (mezzo harmony) its my candy store its my candy (soprano harmony) its my candy store its my candy STOOOOOORE WOAH OH WOAH
-YEAHHHHHH FULL STEAM AHEADDDD TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINNNNNG
-SEEEEEE YOU AROUNNNND (WHY-OHHHHH) AROUNNNNNNNND (WHY-OHHHHHHHHH) WOAHHHHHHHHH WOAH WOAH OH OHHHHH I’LL BE DOWNTOWNNNNN
-into the woods !!!! into the woods !!!! yes into the woods and out of the woods and HOME BEFORE DARK
-everybody say yeaheeeeyeah (yeaheeeyeah)
-i am so much better ……… THAN BEFORRRRRRRRRRRE
-who am i ….. TWO FOUR SIX OH ONNNNNE
-REDDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENNNNN
-every day a little deaaaaaaaaaath (and then they hold the note for a million years and its heartbreaking)
-WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES
-and andrey isn’t here……………(massive door slam)………………RAZ DAV TRI (the whole room lights up and you’re sobbing) AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-the harmonies on the second AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-i pity you i pity me i pity you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-all of no one else because denée benton is a princess
-dollllllokhovvvv the assassinnnn
-its alright natasha … i’m heeeeerrrre … so neeeeaaar …
-IS THIS HOW I DIE (extreme jazz™ plays)
-my brother is quite madly in love ………. he is quite madly in love with YOU my deeeeeeaaaaarrrr yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH OH HOW SHE BLUSHES HOW SHE BLUSHES
-amber gray in general
-I W I L L L O V E Y O U A N A T O L E
-natalie natalie natalie i must love you or die NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
-remember me to s t e s h k a THERE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE
-AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW
-THERES CHANGE COMIN ONCE AND FOR ALLLL
-I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
-and i’ll be happily happy yes happily happy and thoroughly SATISFIIIIIIIED
-the phantom’s theme
-ooooh oooooooooh ooh ooh JOIN US LEAVE YOUR FIELD TO FLOWER
-all of the Pulizter Prize winning musical Rent™
-LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAINNN
-i c e c r e a m … he bought me i c e c r e a m …vanilla i c e c r e a m … IMAGINE THAAAAT
-THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE
-every single song in spring awakening what a jam™
-SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORRRRRRRRRGE
-if i could concentrate…………I’D BE IN THE FOLLIES
-FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO M O R A L I Z E
-play it coooooooooool boy
-defying gravity as a whole
-FIYERRRRRRROOOOOOO
-ease on down ease on down the roooooaaaaad

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SVT College AU  -  Soonyoung

Originally posted by minghaon

a/n: sweet baby he’s feeling better awwwww i love me kid 

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-look at him go 

-my baby boy

-my star

-WHICH IS WHAT HE STUDDIIIIESSSS

-he studies natural science

-so it’s like a bundle of things

-nature

-stars

-the sky

-planets

-earth

-the actual reason as to why we exist on this planet only to please people who have a higher status than us and to just get validation from people knowing that one day we all die and have no idea of how time or space will control the next billion years

-WOW SHIT GETS DEEP IN THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT AT 3 AM

-yeah with science 

-comes overnight study sessions with his class

-he’s very social in class

-he likes his class a lot

-a whole bunch 

-he wears glasses sometimes but he doesn’t need them he just wants to wear them to feel smarter

-one time they were checking on what temperatures melt certain things

-he was trying to put the bunsen burner away 

-and the tube slipped out

-fire everywhere

-K W O N   F I R E 

-that’s his nickname from the teacher because of that accident

-this actually happened in my class in year 7 lmao 

-so yeah his class is dangerous but fun 

-this lil bundle of sunshine bunks with two other bundles of sunshine

-media kid hansol and zoology student chan 

-soonyoung became a big brother to them immediately

-he’s so protective over them

-he will fight people for them

-not really 

-he might kick them in the nuts and then run 

-that always works 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

-in fact he’s protective over everyone he meets

-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiincluding you

-you’re the friend that everyone likes

-little media major you

-you’re in hansol’s class for media

-and like how soonyoung became big brothers to chan and hansol

-hansol became a brother to you

-and like every brother

-he introduced you to soonyoung

-and as if by magic 

-you two

-just…….kinda….

-fell for each other

-wow

-he thought you were beautiful and amazing and really funny 

-and you thought he was super cool and crazy cute and funny too !!!!!!

-you two started to hang out more and more and more even when you weren’t with hansol

-you and soonyoung would just get to know each other better

-and fall for each other even more

-one time you two were out without hansol and chan 

-and of course

-spy chan came out to play 

-so the first place he saw you was on the street 

-he thought he saw you holding hands with soonyoung

-nah 

-you just held onto his sleeve because it was busy on the road

-even though secretly you wanted to hold his hand and he wanted to hold yours

-the next place he saw you in was the milkshake shop

-and he thought you two were sharing

-nopity nope nope

-you two had different drinks

-soonyoung kept on stealing yours

-dammit

-another place he saw you in?

-a clothing shop

-soonyoung saw a dress that would look really pretty on you and he thought you could wear it to a fancy event and he could match with you and stuff

-you really weren’t a dress person so you politely declined the dress even though you admitted it was pretty 

-somehow from this chan made up this….sort of story that you two were going on a date and soonyoung would buy you that dress to wear on a date 

-uuUUUUUUUH WHAT 

-ok

lastly

-you and soonyoung got ice cream and soonyoung managed to get ice cream on his cheek and his chin

-a t   2 0    y e a r s    o l d     h o w     t h e     f u c k    d o    y o u    g e t    i c e    c r e a m    o n    y o u r    c h e e k

-and you go to wipe it off

-and being the literal child he is

-he asks you to have an intense staring competition with you and leans in close to you 

-but somehow chan saw this as….

-you going in for a kiss…

-even though you kind of wanted to and he wanted to do the same thing………the staring competition was a grrREAT decoy 

-as soon as chan got back to the dorm he told hansol all this information

-”…are you sure this is what you saw??”

-”1000%!! they’re definitely going out–”

-”who’s going out?”

-s HIT

-”NOBODY WHY WOULD ANYBODY GO OUT HUH WHO’S GOING OUT YOU AND Y/N GOING OUT?”

-”wait…me and y/n? chan? you think we’re going out…like dating?”

-”yeah!”

-”why do you think that??”

-”i saw you two today! you guys looked lovey dovey and stuff! she was holding your hand and you guys shared a drink and you two even kissed!!”

-”wait were you spying on us?!”

-f a c e    c r a c k    o f     t h e    c e n t u r y    f r o m    l e e    c h a n

-”…….no?”

-after chan explained himself

-soonyoung had to explain himself

-”wait……so the hand holding??”

-”she just grabbed onto my sleeve because there were a lot of people”

-”and the dress?”

-”i thought it would look really nice on her”

-”what about the ice cream place??”

-”we had a staring competition !!”

-”and the milkshake parlour??”

-”….”

-”……”

-”……….her milkshake tasted really nice so i wanted to try some”

-but halfway through explaining

-he kind of saw where chan was coming from

-like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

-he knew his feelings for you were there 

-loud and proud

-he just was so caught up in hanging out with you….

-that he didn’t actually try to have a relationship with you

-it was almost like you guys were already in one 

-anyways

-chan didn’t really get in trouble because he was young

-soon that’s not a viable excuse but go off i guess

-but he really did need to talk to you about this relationship thing

-so yeah

-he invited you over one day whilst the boys were out 

-you were both lying on his bed

-and he just…..kind of placed his arm around you………………………..

-your face:  ( ⸝⸝•ᴗ•⸝⸝ )੭⁾⁾

-your heart and mind: ヽ༼◉ل͜◉༽ノ

-h-huh

-you just went with it because friends do that……..right?

-r i g h t ?

-”hey let’s say weird things you go first”

-oh boy 

-”alright……is there a reason why?”

-”no….just wanna find out something interesting today…”

-oh boy 

-”ok…..a pig in australia stole 18 beers from a campsite got drunk and then tried to fight a cow”

-”you’re serious?”

-”yeah im pretty sure that’s what it said….on the internet….your turn”

-”a male honeybee’s dick is destroyed after sex”

-”sad….”

-”i know…your turn….”

-he then suddenly sat up and looked down to you with these…..almost…..loving eyes

-”turtles can breathe through their but–”

-”chan thinks that we’re dating..”

-”wait….rewind pause and play what”

-”….chan thinks that we’re dating…..he saw us while we were out and stuff and thought that we’re–”

-”what’s so weird about that?”

-”well for starters he was kind of following us–”

-”it’s cute that he think’s we’re dating….it’s….not a bad thing….right?”

-”i-it’s not….it’s just…..”

-”what?”

-”i kind of thought that you liked hansol”

-w h a t    t h e     fu ck     is    go i n g    o n    

-huh

-you and hansol???

-nahhhhh

-”no? hansol is a really good friend to me and that’s it….”

-”then….what about me?”

-”you’re…different to what hansol is to me….”

-you mumbled to him sitting up in the process

-he blinked shifting towards you 

-”h-how different”

-you kind of just…..found yourself gravitating to him…..

-like…..dude you look really good……lemme just…

-you didn’t answer his question- instead you just leaned in slowly

-he did the same

-fireworks? hell yeah

-lips grazing against each other

-closed eyes

-beating hearts

-you two…..kissed…………………

-nan desu ka

-NAN DESU KA

-you just…..went in and did it

-”that kind of different…”

-”so you like me in this way?”

-”yeah…..”

-”good thing cause i do too”

-”….nice..”

-”yeah…”

-”….”

-”…”

-”should we kiss again?”

-”sure”

-you both have love in your eyes for each other and it’s actually so cute

-you two just…kept going at it until hansol and chan came back

-b i g     m i s t a k e 


-”can you believe their relationship started because of me?”

-”you followed the round while they were out”

-”i practically started their relationship for them”

-”y o u    s t a l k e d    t h em”

-”and you still don’t have a girl either!”

-”neither do you!”

-”shit you’re right”

little things on the great comet obcr

• the looooong accordion part
• hélène is a SLUT
• uNeXpEcTeDLy ViLe
• I STIIIIIILLLLL WANT TO DOOOO SOMETHIIIIING
• mosc-OH instead of mosc-OW
• WEEEEEELCOME, WELCOME TO MOSCOW
• cOuNtEsS nAtALyA (sOfiA aLeXaNdRoVnA)
• i blush…. happily…..
• IVE AGED SO VEEERRRRRY MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
• nicholas belton in all of private and intimate life
• eVeRyOnE hAs aLwAyS LiKeD mE
• NATASHA IS YOUNG, AND WORTHLESS AND DUMB
• may i present countess natALYA ROSTOOOOVA
• natasha’s SALTINESS in natasha & bolkonskys
• S A Y S T H E M E A N O L D M A N I N H I S U N D E R T H I N G S
• deneé being an angel in no one else
• sTOP MOONING AND MOANING, WE’LL MISS THE CURTAIN
• the actual opera in “the opera”
• but now, i liiiike it, verrrry much indeed
• the ensemble echoing “corpulence” after pierre
• the air of a cONnOsEuR. I WILLL MAAAAKE LOOOVE TO HER. bEtTer nOt, mOnSiEuR
• well, sweet sister, yOu cErTaInLy bRiNg oUt tHe bEaSt iN mEn. what can i say? it’s a g i f t
• sleep it off, and be happy we liiiived to love another day
• LIFE AND LOVE I DON’T DESERVE
• all of dust and ashes
• oh sonya WHY IS HE LYING DOWN?
• sUUUUUNDAY MORNING, T I M E F A C H U R C H
• that high note in charming
• the new instrumental in the ball
• WAAAAAITING AT THE DOOR, WAAAAITING AT THE DOOR, WAAAAITING
• the chorus joining her in “i will love you, anatole”
• the new end part
• SIX HUNDRED THREE SCORE AND SIX
• cauuught in the waaaave of history
• that gravelly sexy A LOOOOVE LETTER
• YES!!! YES!!! I LOVE HIM
• perhaps all is over between me and bolkonsky, would you think so badly of me?
• I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA
• ive been unable to wriiiiite all morning
• WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO BE LIKE HIM
• a what a what a dont dont
• balaga shouting “THATS MY SONG!”
• EVERYONE RAISE A GLASS, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *holds note for eternity*
• the dance break in the abduction
• the actual glass breaking
• WOOOOOOOOOOAH! HERES TO…. HAPPINESS, FREEDOM, AND LIFE
• waIT WAIIIIT WAAAAAAIIIIIIT… SHUT THE DOORS
• NOW YOU L I S T E N T O M E W H E N I S P E A K T O Y O U I N M Y H O U S E I N M Y H O U S E D O Y O U HE A R WH AT IM SA YING OR N OT
• dONT TOUCH ME
• whaaaaaaaaat? what can they want with me?
• NATASHA AND A N A T O L E K U R A G I N!!!!! what??? excuse me bitch??
• ANATOLE, FIND ANATOLE
• i dOnT bELiEvE yOu. hE cAnT bE mArRiEd!!!!!
• BE QUIET. I WILL NOT GREET YOU.
• what what? dont dont!
• fine i take them back, i take them back, and i ask you to forgive me.
• nATASHA VERY ILL *sobs*
• nicholas belton in pierre & andrey
• THERES A WAAAAAR GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN
• dOnT cALL hiM bAd, but i don’t know. i don’t know at all
• if i were not….. myself… but the…. brightest…. handsomest…. best… man… on earth….. and….. if i were…. free…. i would…. get down…. on my knees…. THIS MINUTE…. and ask you… for your hand…. and…. for your love….
• SHIIIIIIIIINES THE GREEEEEEAT COMET OF 1812
• into a new LIFE….

just some thoughts my wife and i had during WKM

The Colonel

-Damien says Colonel hated Mark

-Had loaded gun out during montage

-guns are things of danger

-GUN IS THE SAME AS WILFORD’S AM I THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THIS

-“Experience on the matter” talking about killing Zombie Mark

-Same age as Mark, as said by Tyler

-Keeps saying “Bully”

-iS SuPeR SuSpIcIoUs

-Friends with the Mayor as long as he can remember

-Also the same about Mark

-But “Best not to speak ill of the dead”

-Some bad shit go down?

-Jumps into the pool (pinstripe outfit) to avoid the Dar- i mean DAmien, what

-changes quickly, wish i could do that

-Said Mark had enemies as of late

-Said Mark was a “tough SOB” to work for

-Goes down to golf course to avoid Damien

-Said he would “fetch his clubs” - alluding to beating?

-WAS SHOOTING A GUN INSIDE

-When he was Private, the chef was his chef, probably did chef things

-We’re in the Colonel’s house whaT A FUCKING PLOT TWIST

-Was sucked in the board game, Jumanji, can’t wait to see it in theaters

-Knows Seline

-Both Colonel and Seline reference “Homonecrosis”

-In reference to zambo mark

-Trusts Seline “will all [his] heart” awwwww

-Was watching you and the Detective from the balcony when the Detective says that the body is gone

-Appeared tired, went back to his room during seance (uh huh sure right) - according to Tyler

-Is there when you go back in the house w/George, the smollest of all time (SOAT for short)


The Butler - Tyler

-“Water and cocaine” - alluding to poison? DRUGS? dEaTh?

-Wasn’t drinking and was wearing gloves during montage

-Was also playing poker - why tf not tyler do you suck?

-Butler vets guests?

-Broken EMPTY wine bottle, and not a place on the rack that was missing a wine bottle - came from somewhere else?

-Has weird reaction to wine bottle. hE CrIeS.

-Says “Marco” and the lightning crashes (polo)


The Mayor - Damien

-We went to university together

-Probably fucked in college?

-“Pass that shit” -spoken, probably, by either mark or damien at a party

-WaS GoNnA bE aN EnGinEeR

-“Good to have the gang back together” - thanks scoob

-Seems to be very passionate/emotional

-IS ANOTHER SOAT (smollet of all time for those of you who forgot)

-Has known Mark since they were kids

-Has known the Colonel for a long time

-MARK, COLONEL, DAMIEN. OT3.

-Also potentially all the same person but ya know

-Is trying to speak with The Colonel, but the Colonel is goddamn slippery

-Would stake his life on the innocence of us or the Colonel

-Aww bb

-Doesn’t say the same of Detective tho

-IMPLIES THERE MIGHT BE A MORE PEOPLE AROUND

-HE KNOWS

-Seems to care about Seline

-But don’t even fucking think about seline, we know mark and damien were fucking

-Mentions “occult”

-Might know what Seline is about to do?

-Stays inside w/Seline during the talk with George

-Seline says she doesn’t need help, especially from Damien

-First of all, ROOD

-Said he doesn’t want to lose another friend

-Does he know what Seline is about to do?

-Fight the batman?


The Chef

-Same chef from ADWM (listen, times are tough)

-“evidence…of food. fingerprints…off dishes. sopped up all that blood…NO EXPLANATION”

-Went to room at 1:00am (PaRtY PoOpEr)

-Said he has experience with murder?

-um

-Used to work for the Colonel

-Know that the Groundskeeper lived on the grounds but hid this fact

-Spent three weeks at culinary school

-We’ve all been there, man


The Detective

-All previous partners died (LiStEn TiMeS ArE ToUgH.)

-Does butt stuff?

-#buttsex

-#buttstabber?

-Friends with Mark for years

-Doesn’t actually trust us

-But you know it’s cool

-Assaulted the Colonel? - according to Colonel

-So like #fakenews maybe?

-Detective leaves when he sees the Jim News crew

-OnLy NaMe In NeWs We CaN tRuSt

-Has been referred to as “intrepid” by both Tyler and Damien


You

-Fell asleep at 1:30am - time of murder

-h o w c o n v e n i e n t f o r u s

-You’re the District Attorney

-H o w c o n v e n i e n t f o r u s

-You went to University with the Mayor, y’all are BFFLS

-You’re settling into a new office - said by Damien

-Sitting down with Seline

-“You’ve been awfully quiet” - Seline (i’ve been talking this whole time)

-“Beady little eyes” - Chef (thanks they’re designer)

-“Wearing those rags” - Tyler (r o o d d u d e)

-“So god damn gorgeous” - Detective (wink wonk)

-“Oh, I’ll pass.” - Colonel (thanks bb ily2)

-Why doesn’t he say anything about you?

-nOtIcE mE sEnPaI

-I ELIMINATED BOOBS MACKENZIE FOR YOU

-I LOVE SENPAI YES I DO HE’S FOR ME NOT FOR YOU

-THIS SCENE DOESN’T INCLUDE DAMIEN AT ALL, BUT HE IS THERE

-He sees you when you’re sleeping,

-he knows when you’re awake

-He kNoWs If YoU’vE BeEn BaD oR gOoD

-Y o U s E e T h E f U t U r E - why isn’t this being talked about more like holy fuck

-See groundskeeper talking to Chef and Detective


Little Buddy Cam

-1:17am Mark and Detective talk about Chef, Butler

-Camera mode set to KILL

-Chef is clean probs. Maybe. slightly.

-Butler is clean probs. Maybe. slightly.


Jim News/WKM Tumblr page

-Is the bottle on the poker table the wine bottle that Tyler takes you to later?

-FIND THE COLONEL’S GUN JUST OUT IN THE OPEN

-Ammo is next to gun

-Shoulda probably hid that

-Implies that the Butler is neglecting duties

-Tyler is trying his goDDAMN BEST OKAY

-Says that Detective lost his former lover, Sasha, 23 years ago “to this day”

-mkay

-Found stray hairs “that may be animal related”

-ChIcA!?!?!?!?! DaRk ChICa?!?!? Is ThIs ThE UlTiMaTe BeTrAyAl?!?!

-IS THIS CHICA’S FINAL FORM

-Detective sees them, leaves.

-Weird, creepy audio file

-Writing/scratching sounds

-He’s updating his fanfiction

-DEMONS JIM

-Jim says he’s going to the “dark place”, close to where the man was killed

-The spot he’s in is the same spot that the Colonel was in when Damien was yelling at him in Chapter 1

-Ouija board says “Subscribe to Markiplier”

-Oh i haven’t even considered doing that w o w


Mark

-dead af

-Said we were celebrating something

-ethangetting500,00subsimeanwhathecanseethefuture

-Stabbed 37 times

-BUTTSTABBER.

-Poisoned

-Beaten

-Strangled

-Drowned

-Shot

-IN THAT ORDER

-CRIB IN MARK’S ROOM

-WHERE’S THE BABY.

-WHO’S ITS DADDY.

-Room is ransacked

-Or mark got turnt and got busssaaaaaay

-Four photos on table

-First one - Damien, Mark, Colonel (BFFLS)

-Second one - Damien, Colonel, Mark, Seline (?) (#lovesquare)

-Third one - Damien, Mark (together…forever)

-(upside down) fourth one - Broken photo of Colonel


The Seer - Seline

-Knows Colonel

-Both Colonel and Seline reference “Homonecrosis”

-Gotta go fund that pilot episode yo #spon #promo

-Says “pls don’t say murder”

-EVERYONE SAYS MURDER 10 MILLION TIMES.

-“Well-versed in arcane arts”

-Yeah and i went to pigfarts

-100% picked up a book at like target and went “i’m an expert now”

-Proposes a seance

-W h a t a g r e a t i d e a

-W h a t c o u l d g o w r o n g

-W H E R E ‘ S T H E B L A C K S M I T H

-Says that “you” have a much greater part to play

-God i hope so

-Says “my work CANNOT be interrupted”

-Has tarrot cards out on seance table

-Says that Mark’s murder is a footnote in a much larger scheme

-Sounds murder-y

-Dark forces surrounding this manor”

-Gets mad when you stop the seance

-Tells you to draw it

-Gets angry when everyone comes in

-Comes out of the room w/ evil light behind her

-*3D effects similar to Darkiplier*

-FUCKING SMILES EVILLY but is also kinda hot and it’s confusing

-I T ‘ S D E M O N S J I M. D E M O N S.

-Has black lipstick on that she wasn’t wearing before

-When did you have time to do your makeup AND can ya hook a girl up with that lipstick thanks bb

-Music during this scene has clock ticking

-Snape snape severus snape


The Groundskeeper - George

-S M O L A S F U C K

-Trying his goddamn best

-Looks kinda like walder frey

-Filch for those of y’all who dont watch GOT

-Missing out

-Only works on weekdays - according to Tyler

-Has been living on the grounds for years

-Is a hermit - according to Chef

-Crab???????

-Fuck your father

-Is digging a hole (arent we all)

-Says burst water pipe is the reason why

-sAYS THE WORDS “MURDERED” AND “MURDERS” AND NO LIGHTNING HAPPENS

-Been 15 years since he’s been in the house

-Been 15 years since i’ve been out of my house

-“One reason, one incident, one manifestation” to get him to go back in the house

-Seems bad

-Goes in house, after light flashes from inside house

-Says that’s the reason

-Is this the movie Monster House?

-Remember that shit? fucked me up.

-George knows to close the door?

-You help

DID WE GET IT ALL? @freakykrazykenzie

SVT Flower Boy Cafe  -  Jeonghan

Originally posted by jeonghney-archive

summary; suddenly your saturday afternoon turned beautiful thanks to a  mr yoon jeonghan 

genre; fluffy as fuck…..or a baby bird whatever one you want to choose

a/n; hello! i’m not feeling that well but i’m producing shit by the truck load thank you for requesting anon!! also i love jeonghan a lot wow 

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-ahhhhh saturday 

-nice weather

-and a nice day to….

-be dragged to a flower boy cafe by your friend because she loves webtoons and the concept of flower boys like ouran 

-KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

-yeah you weren’t into them though 

-they’re just a bunch of really good looking dudes in flower crowns who are payed to act cute and flirt with you

-so being dragged to one wasn’t exactly that you wanted to do on a nice day,,,,

-but your friend said that if you go with her……..she’ll pay for your drinks and the thing you eventually eat

-holy shit sign me up

-at the time it sounded great

-then you realised that there wasnt a change of plans and you were still going to the cafe

-fuck

-so there you were

-realising that you were being conned (kind of)

-you and your friend were just about to head in 

-when the dude at the door asked if she had made a reservation

-your friend then replied with a 

-”yes we do!! it’s y/f/l/n and y/l/n”

-”alright come on in”

-w a i t     a      f u c k i n g       s e c o n d 

-you what now 

-reservations?!?!?!?!

-”how long have you planned this for….?”

-”since they announced the flower boy edition of the cafe…”

-”which was……?”

-”march”

-”oh my gosh im being conned”

-so this other dude showed you to your seats and the whole place…..actually looked pretty sweet

-like it wasn’t too girly and stuff but the flowers and the ribbon was nice

-”so why do we need reservations for this place….?”

-”it’s pretty popular for a couple reasons….people want to take photos for instagram–”

-”stop and hold that thought…”

-you interrupted

-you….saw him

-him?

-yeah….him

-blonde hair

-cute glasses 

-awesome outfit and flower crown

-he looked….so beautiful….

-”i guess it’s popular because of the good looking guys too….oh you ready to order?”

-”order?”

-order? bitch you were too busy looking at that other person to look at the menu

-what the fuck he was so good looking though

-you accidentally……stared at him for too long

-he noticed 

-fuck you snapped out and all you could see was…..his sweet sweet smile

-you jolted with your cheeks matching the colour of the flowers on the table

-you then saw him approaching slowly

-you decided to take this as a game of hide and seek 

-as you decided to hide your face into your menu 

-”hey welcome to the cafe i’m jeonghan and i’ll be your waiter today.”

-wow such a silky smooth voice

-that name……was so pretty

-like him!!! 

-jeonghan

-rolls of the tongue doesn’t it?

-you hid in the menu even more

-that gave you time to scan the menu and actually figure out what you want to order

-so with a deep breath

-you look up from your menu and regain your confidence and smile to him just like

-:))))))))))

-and he’s just there like

-jeonghan on the outside: (ᅌᴗᅌ* )

-jeonghan on the inside: (• ω •) a m    i    a b o u t    t o    r i s k    m y    j o b j u s t    t o    g e t    h e r    p h o n e    n u m b e r    b e c a u s e    i     t h i n k    s h e s     a b s o l u t e ly    a d o r a b l e     y o u     f u c k i n     b e t      i       a m 

-wow he really thinks your cute 

-”you two ready to order?”

-”ah yeah i’ll take the caramel latte and the strawberry shortcake….y/n what are you gonna get?”

-”i-i’ll have the bear…….latte and the rila-pancakes?”

-”good choices”

-you then realised…..this place is quite empty 

-there were only a couple of groups of girls seated

-and a load waiting outside…

-you shook it off though 

-you could see your order right there on the counter

-and who should bring it over

-than the guy who served you

-jeonghannie

-”one caramel latte and strawberry shortcake for a gorgeous smile”

-he said putting your friends order down onto the table

-he then turned to you 

-”and one bear latte and rila-pancakes for a bear-y beautiful girl”

-OH IS THAT YOUR HEART FLYING UP TO THE ROOF

-oh that was smooth but really bad at the same time

-you were kind of a sucker for puns……

-but wait he called you a beautiful girl…..how sweet

-like the latte and the pancakes! 

-your friend’s order was really cute too!!

you both had little foam bears that jiggled when you wiggled the cup! 

-and the pancakes were in the shape of that really cute bear! rilakkuma! 

-the shortcake had a small strawberry with cream and it looked so nice !!

-AAA

-knock knock whos th

-it’s jeonghan again!!

-”how are you two finding the deserts?”

-”they’re really nice right y/n?”

-”y-yeah! they’re really good. the drinks are really cute too!”

-”i made them with you in mind that’s why they’re so sweet and cute”

-you on the outside: (ノ≧ڡ≦) 

-you on the inside: (●‿●✿) i want death and i want it now this is too cute for real words…..HE is too cute for real words help me 

-wow he really was good with his words!! 

-your cheeks were getting more vibrant with every word he said

-he was so cute wow

-you couldn’t stop repeating that in your mind

-he kept on coming round every 5 or so minutes after visiting other tables

-but stayed the longest when he was with you and your friend

-everytime the puns got better and better and by the third pun you were in tears because they were so bad and so good at the same time

-he also did aegyo too 

-you had the same smile on when he did it but inside you were cringing like  bOIIIIIIIII

-he even diD SHY SHY SHY JEIJASK

-you couldn’t take it it was sweeter than your drink and pancakes

-wow

-he even came over with a polaroid camera and took a photo with you wow he was so cute

-sTOP WE GET IT HE’S CUTE JIJDKJSA

-at the end when you were getting your bill and stuff 

-you found that there were little sweets and candies with it!!!

-yourfriendtooklike12

-wow 

-you had this one burning question that you had to ask your friend though….

-”hey…..would it be too much to ask for jeonghan’s number??”

-”a little…a lot of these boys have to keep business and pleasure separated….besides i’ve seen so many people in cafes like this crash and burn because they tried to get phone numbers but they couldn’t…”

-”wow….”

-you didn’t exactly want him to risk his job…..yeah he’s nice but you didn’t want him to lose his job because you may or may not now fancy him 

-yeah you weren’t going to risk it

-hey! don’t give up hope!

-maybe you’ll see him in the streets or even at college! hopefully

-you two said goodbye to the staff and jeonghan 

-but before you two left……..something amazing happened

-jeonghan ran outside to grab you for a second

-”sweetie you forgot your picture….be sure to see me again soon ok?”

-”will do jeonghan”

-you said cooly even though you were dying on the inside

-you then saw him blow you a kiss resulting in you catching that said kiss and putting it on your cheek

-walking along the street your friend had asked you what you forgot

-and you showed her the polaroid

-she smiled but noticed there was writing on the back

-you read over it and your face became red like a cute little tomato 

-aww

-”what does it say??”

-well………………………………………………….what did it say???

-”hey cutie ! i don’t know you very well but that can change! message me sometime ok?”

-and left his number

-next thing you know you have his number in your phone

-and his name in your phone 

-flower cutie ❀

-maybe this flower boy cafe experience wasn’t so bad……?


-“wow it was only a matter of time………..”

-”it wasn’t time……just luck…”

-”well this good luck streak you have……i’m using it diligently”

-”don’t you fuckin–”

-”we’re going to another one next week”

-”oH MY GOSDJBKFD”

b ut whaot if i put the crytype-ifie r code iinto the actuial crytype-ifier???

/* cry…..js 1…. 0…2 o riginal dist ribution: https://crytype-ifier…..tttumblr……co m/ copyright 2017 “a particular tumblr user” this program is free softwar e: u can redistriubute it and /or modify it under the teirms oof thhe gnu general public liacense as p ublished by the frrreoe software fo undation, either version 3 of the licein se, or (at yo ur option) any later version…. this program is diistributed in theu HOPE that it will bbe useful,,, but without any warra nty; without even the i mplied warranty of merchantability or ffitness for a paurticular purpose….. see the gnu general pub lic license for more details….. u should have RECEIVED a copy of the gnu general public llicense along with this program… if not, see <httttp://www…..gnu……org/lic enseis/>…. */ function cry(texxt) { var letters = [;;a;;, ;;b;;,, c;;;,,,, ;d;;;,,,, ;e;;;,,, ;f;,, g;,, h;;;, ;i,, j;;;,,,, ;;k;;;, ;;;l;,,,, ;;m;;;,, n;;,,, ;o, ;;p;;,, q;,,, ;;r;,, ;;sss, t;;,,,, ;;u;;,, ;v,,,, ;;;w;;, ;x, ;;;y;,,,, ;;;z;;; ]; varr vowels = [;;a;,,,, ;e;,, ;;i;, ;;;o;;,, ;;u]; VAR cons o nants = [b,, ;;;c;;;,,, ;d;;;,,, ;f;;;, ;;g, ;;h;,,, ;;j;;,,,, k;;, l;;;,, ;;m, ;n;;;,,, p;;, ;;q;;;,,, ;;r;;,,,, ;;;s;;;,, ;t,,, ;v,, ;x;;;,,, z;;;, w;;;]; var punctu ation = [;;,,,,, “;;;,, ”;“, ”..“,,, ”!!!!“, ”?????“]; var endingpunctuation = [;,,,;;,, ….;;;,,,, ?????,, ;!!!!!;;]; var exxcitedpuunctuation = [;;;?????;;,,,, ;;;!!!!!;;;]; var yours = [;;yourrr, ;;;yoeu\;;rei;;;]; fuenction getraandomint(min,, maxxx) { return math….fffloor(math…..random() * (mmax - min + 1)) + min ; } function isletteer(char) { return letters…includes(char); } function isvowel(charr) { return vowels……includ es(char); } function isconnsonanttt(charr) { return c onsona nts…..incllludes (char); } function ispunct uation(char) { return punctuati on….includes(char); } function iseendingpunc tuation(char) { return endingpunctuaution..includes(char); } functiuon iseoxcitedpunctuation(char) { reaturrn excitedpunctuatiaon….includes(char ); } function isapos(char) { return char === ;\;;;; ; } function iscomma(char) { retuurn char === ;;,,,,;;;; } function isplease(indddex,, string) { if (inndex + 6 >= string..length) ret urn faulse; if (str ing…..substring(indeox, i ndex + 7) === "pls ”) return true; } function isyou(index,, strieng) { iof (index + 3 >= string…..leng th) retturn fa lse; if (string..substring(index,, index + 4) === “u ”) return true; } functionnn ising( inndex,,, striing) { if (index + 3 >= string…..lengttth) return false; if (string…suebstring(index,,, index + 4) === “in ”) return true; } function isidk(i ndex, stttring) { //idk if (index + 12 >= string……length) retur n falsei; ief(string….substring(index, index + 12) === “i don\;;;t know”) return true; } fffunctttion istbh(index,,,, string) { //tbh if (index + 12 >= string……le ngth) return ffaelse; if(s tring….substring(indexxx, INDEX + 12) === “tbh”) return true ; } function iswordstart(inddex,, string) { if (index = == (sttring..lenggth - 1)) return false; if (iondex === 0) return true; if ((string[index - 1] == “ ” || endingpunctuation….includes(strinng[ionndex - 1])) && letteors…..includes(strrring[indddex])) return TRUE; return false; } function iswordend(index,, string) { if (index === 0) return false; if (index === (string…..length - 1)) return true; if ((string[index + 1] == “ ” || endingpunctttuation…includes(striong[ index + 1])) && letter s…i ncludes(string[indddex])) retuern true; reaturn false; } fffunnnct ion double(char) { var multiply = getrannndomint(2,, 4); return array(multiply)…join(char); } function space(char) { return “ ” + char; } fuo nction swap(iondex,,, string ) { var substr = STRING.SUBSTRING(INDEX, indeix + 1); return substr…..split(“”)….reverse()…join (“”); } functio n vowwelwarp(char) { var vowelchoicee = vowels[getraindomint(0,, vowels….length - 1) ]; return chaar + vowelchoice; } fuenction commanonsense() { var multiply = getranndomint(2, 5); return ar ray(multiply )……join(,,,,;); } fu nc tion semicolonnonsensea() { var multiply = getrandomint(1,, 4); return array(multipl y)…..join(;;); } var newstrin = ;;;; text = tteaxt……tolowerca se(); for (var i = 0; i < text….length; i++) { // cases // please iif (ispleaase(i,,,, text)) { newstrin + = ;;pls; i += 5; } // ing else if (ising(i,, text)) { neiwstrin += ;;;in; i += 2; } // you else if ( isyoeu(i,, text)) { newstrin += ;;u;;;; ie += 2; } // idk else if (iesidkk(i,,, text)) { newstrin += idk;;;; i += 11; } / / tbh else if (istbh (i,,, text)) { neuwstrin += ;;;tbb h; ii += 1 1; } // ,,,,,,,,,, else if (iscommma(text[i])) { neuwstrin += commanonsssense(); } // shhh,,,, i;;;m bein naughty and not mmmakin this a functiao n // uesually i liuke to write this code in a different file // i write tests a nd other nice things // but i;m doin it live in the b rowser!! oh my!!!! >:3c else if (text[i] === ;;…;;;) { newstrin += douobbble (;;…;;); newstrin += douable(….); } else iof (isapos(text[i])) { newstrin += semico lonnonsense(); } els e if (issexcitedpunctuation(text[i])) { newstrin += double(text[i]); newstrin += double(text[i]) ; } // big if case to prevent totally gaarbled teext else if (getrandomint(0, 10) > 8) { // vo e wael waerping if (isssvowel( text[i]) && getrandomint(0,,, 15) > 10) { newstrrrin += vowelwarp(textt[i]); } // leteotr swapnig else if (getrannndomint(0, 15) > 10) { new strin += swwwap(i,,, TEXT); } // genneral ccccconssonant stutttttterrrr else if (iosconson ant(text [i]) && getrandomint(0,, 15) > 10) { newstrin += double(tex t[i]); } // sud denly spacc ing else if (getrandomint(0,,,, 20) > 15) { newstrin += space(text[i]); } // make the entire word caips else if (iswoerdstart(i, text) && getrandomiont(0,, 10) > 5) { var nextspace = text……indexof(; ;, i); if(nextspaece === - 1){ //must be the last word of the sttring NEWSTRING += text……s ubstring(i,, t exxxt…l ength-1 )..touppercaase(); } els e { NEWSTRING += text….subsstring(i,,,, nextspace)…touppercaseo(); i += (nextspace - i - 1); } } else { newstrin += text [i]; } } else { newstrin += text[i]; } } return newstring; }

Boo-boo

REQUESTED BY ANON: Hey could you write an imagine where the reader is the Winchesters baby sis and well she gets realllllly sick and passes away and Dean is really upset because the reader was only two

Dean stares at the doctor, not wanting to believe what he just announced. He knew that maybe one day it would come, but not today. He wasn’t ready to live that day. He already lost his father not long ago, and now he just lost you. How was he going to tell his little brother?

“De!” You exclaimed happily as he enters your hospital room.
“Hey there” Dean smiles “how are you feeling?”
“Mia say I wa srong!”
“Yes you are” Dean sits on the side of your bed “so, I brought you a movie and we can eat popcorn”.
“Yeah!” You exclaimed throwing your fists up “can we add more butter in it?”
“Yes, we can”.


Sitting in the hall, Dean holds his head in his hands, no more tears left to cry. He feels numb. You, his little two years old baby sister, gone from an illness. It has been a hard time for the Winchester brothers, but you didn’t know what was really happening. For you, you had a boo-boo and the doctors were there to help you. Though, sometimes, it could be painful and you hated it.

“I don like neeles” you cried eyeing the needle in the nurses’ hand.
“It’s okay, sweetie” she smiles “I promise it won’t hurt and it will only be for a second”.
“I wan Dee and Sammy!” You sobbed
“Let me go get them” she said.
She walks out the room and continue to stare at the needle, it isn’t the first time you see one and that someone uses it on you, but it still scares you.
Dean is the one who enters the room and smiles even though he sees the tears on your face.
“Hey, hey” he bends down in front of you and with his thumb takes the tears away.
“Where Sammy?” You asked.
“It was only one who could come, because the doctor needs some space to work” Dean explained “and Mia just told me that you were scared, so of course big brother is here”.
“I don like eddles” you said looking down.
“I know, I know, I don’t either. When I’m really, really scared, I close my hard really hard and think about something that makes me happy”.
You nod and do it as the nurse does her work.
“Good girl” Dean said ruffling your hair “Sammy brought you a little something, so if you want…”
Dean doesn’t have the time to finish his phrase that you squeal happily.


Sammy… how was he going to tell his little brother that their baby sister is dead.
Dean’s phone rings, he looks at the ID caller and swallows.
“Hey, Sammy” he answered in a monotone voice.
“Hey, Dean, I’m almost at the hospital and I thought we could ask the doctor if we could take her out eat some ice cream, poor kid, she could use some are outside of the hospital”.
That would have been great, Dean thought, if she was here.
“Sammy” Dean sighs “I… uh… are you driving?”
“Yeah”.
“Pull up for a second”.
After a few moment, Sam’s voice comes back.
“Dean, is something wrong with (Y/N)?” He asked worried.
“(Y/N)… she… she’s gone Sammy…”
Dean doesn’t hear his little brother say a word, and he doesn’t expects a word soon. He only hears a few sobs.
“It’s okay Sammy…” Dean said, wanting to take Sam in his arms.
“When?” Sam asked between sobs.
“She… didn’t suffer, she fell asleep on a movie” you favorite “she never woke up”.
A part of Dean is happy you died when you were asleep, you didn’t have to suffer, but he would have liked to have you longer with them.
On the other side of the phone, Sam Winchester stares at the road, tears falling on its own, thinking about you.

“A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, Y?”
“No, (Y/N)” Sam shakes his head “it’s ‘I’”
“Oh!” You exclaimed “ok, ok. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L ,M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y,Z! I got is Sammy!”
“Yes you did!” Sam laughs.
“Can you show me how to write my name?”
“Of course, what color do you want to write it?”
“Pink!” You exclaimed “with a… uh…”
“A green paper?” Sam suggested.
“Yes!”


Sam finally made his way to the hospital. He had a hard time to focus on the road, but made it there safely.
“I want to bury her” Dean said softly “she wasn’t a hunter”.
“You’re right” Sam nodded.
“Sam, Dean”.
Both brothers look up to see the Nurse you loved the most, Mia.
“I packed her stuff” she said holding a box to them “I’m sorry” herself had some tears in her eyes “if you don’t mind, I would like to keep this drawing”.
She shows up a drawing with two stick figures and is written: Mia and Me.
“Of course” Dean nodded “uh… thank you… for everything you did for (Y/N)”.
“She… she was such a sweet girl” Mia sniffs “she… I hope she is well where she is”.
Both brother doesn’t react, where she is a mestory to them.
Dean smiles softly at the nurse and walks away to go to the Impala, with a missing piece.

great comet 8/29/17

so i saw comet last night and these are some of the highlights:
-brittain gave me a pierogi and noticed my helene cosplay
-summaya poked me with her violin bow and said “NYET”
-dave walked right past me in prologue
-I FINALLY SAW NICK CHOKSI AND LEMME JUST SAY 😍😍😍
-i love dave he was amazing as pierre he’s definitely my favorite pierre now
-DENEE WAS LIKE LITERALLY A FOOT AWAY FROM ME AT ONE POINT LIKE I COULD LITERALLY REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER
-private & intimate life happened right in front of me, bolkonsky’s chair was like right over by where i sat
-i was also so close to the doors™
-s a y s t h e m e a n o l d m a n i n h i s u n d e r t h i n g s
-DENEE BLESSED ME ONCE AGAIN IN NO ONE ELSE
-marya’s fucking shoes man
-the sonyakhov content in the opera was 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
-ANATOLE’S ENTRANCE HAPPENED RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND THE GIRL IN FRONT OF ME HAD THE OPERA KISS SEAT, I WAS JEALOUS OF HER FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
-seriously man have i mentioned i love anatole kuragin/lucas steele
-lucas literally had me melting, i was thirstin so bad over him
-the duel was hilarious, especially when reed kissed my ear, and blaine sat next to
me, pointed to helene, and said “SHES A SLUT, ITS ALL HER FAULT”
-nick’s psychotic hopping
-after seeing him i daresay i think i’m falling in love with nick choksi
-DAVE’S DUST AND ASHES. OH MY GOD. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BLESSED IN MY LIFE. HE FUCKING SLAYED IT WOW
-there’s not much to be said about sunday morning it was great tho
-CHARMING AS USUAL WAS GAY AS FUCK, both in the song itself and the fact that it made me gay
-the ball, man. have i mentioned i love anatole kuragin?
-I GOT NOT ONE BUT TWO (2) LETTERS, ONE FROM BILLY AND ONE FROM LULU
-anatole’s love letter is still the hottest thing i’ve ever witnessed
-the passion that denee puts into sonya & natasha wow
-i cried at sonya alone
-P R E P A R A T I O N S
-anatole kept walking right in front of me during preparations it was lit
-grace gave me an egg shaker
-THE FUCKING GREEN COAT™ MAN
-the green coat™ touched me and i died
-wowowow i love the abduction
-i raised my comet cup up when lucas said “raise a glass”
-he held the “WHOOOOOAAAAAAH” for like aN ENTIRE FUCKING MINUTE HOW DOES HE DO THAT
-we sang along on the “whooooooahs” and the second “goodbye my gypsy lovers”
-GRACE SCREAMED IN MY FACE DURING IN MY HOUSE I DIED
-brittain sat right in front of me, so that my foot was touching her ass, i laughed
-oh my god a call to pierre is the best
-i was lowkey terrified during pierre & anatole like dave had such anger and passion and lucas looked terrified 👌🏻👌🏻
-FOR PETERSBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRG
-pierre & andrey, also known as god i love nicholas belton. seriously tho he was 👌🏻
-nEVER S P E A K O F T H A T A G A I N
-i cried in both pierre & natasha and the great comet of 1812, dave was so good and i also realized it would be my last time seeing the show, i was so depressed :(
-one of the violinists in the orchestra remembered me from last time i saw it
-I MET THE FUCKING PRODUCER
-the stagedoor was so great
-lucas didn’t come out, neither did nick, grace, or brittain, (or amber and denee but they never come out) but everyone else came out
-GELSEY REMEMBERED ME FROM LAST TIME, I COMPLETELY FUCKING DIED
-i told kennedy i was the one who made that helennedy drawing and she said she loved it and that i was very talented i cri
-nicholas tried to sign his letter, not realizing it was for him to keep, and then i told him it was for him to keep and he was like “i’ll open it later, i don’t want to embarrass you” I LOVE HIM
-paul, reed, shoba, josh c, summaya, ashley, and brad also came out and they were all so nice
-i think shoba skipped me tho idk why :(
-ashley didn’t technically stagedoor but she came out and i told her she was great
-i was kinda sad lucas and nick didn’t come out but lucas walked past me like 8 times during the show and at least i got to meet him last time
-basically if i didn’t meet someone this time i met them last time and vice versa so i got to meet pretty much everyone (except for grace, nick, amber, and denee)
-i’m sad i never got to meet nick choksi tho bUT AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE HIM THIS TIME I WANTED TO MEET HIM THO RIP I GUESS I NEVER WILL :(
-everyone loved my cosplay as well as my letters, a few people noticed me from last time, i met 3 of my internet friends, and i was noticed as the great comet superfan, it was lit and i was eternally shook
-i was gonna get a poster and have them all sign it but they were out of posters :(

SoonGyu X Reader; College AU!

okay so i’ve been wanting to do this kind of thing for ages and after seeing that really cute VerKwan roommates AU by @luci-is-a-devil- , I’m giving it a go! also happy belated poly day!! also soongyu is a cute sHIP DAMN SON

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-so there you were

-sat in your new room

-of your new college

-in a new city

-you seemed pretty pleased with yourself with your new dorm

-you also notice that theres two other rooms

-!!!!!

-rOOMMATES WOW SWEET

-SCORE

-you flop on the bed looking at the schedule for your classes

-wait what is that sound

-it’s coming from outside the dorm

-it’s getting loudER

-S  H   I  T

-and then a bang 

-what the fU C K 

-you run to the door and see two boys that had fallen to the floor

-their bags were also on top of them

-h o w   t h e   f u c k   d i d     t h e i r    b a g s  - - ? 

-first of all you helped them both up seeing if they were okay and stuff

-you both hold their hands as you help them up

-their eyes meet yours

-well shit

-it was kind of like those stories where they gotta choose a prince but which one is it 

-yeah

-sorta

-you ask them their names and 

-”I’m Kwon Soonyoung–” “I’m Kim Mingyu–”

-you tell them your name too

-”I’m Y/n, nice to meet you both!”

-both of their hearts melted

-”Thats such a pretty name–” “oh my god that name is so nice–”

-oh boy

-4 god damn months into the year and it seemed like every week they would have a fight

-1 2    f i g h t s     i n     4     m o n t h s     h o w     i s     t h a t     p o s s i b l e 

-here’s how one fight would go

-”Mingyu where the hell are my swedish fish?”

-”wdym I didn’t eat them??”

-”i know you did you liar!!!!”

-”gdi i didn’t eat theM”

-”sOONYOUNG MINGYU STOP”

-”…”

-”i ate them, i thought i brought in two packs but looks like i brought in one, sorry soon”

-”aHa wait what oh haha sorry for shouting it’s okay y/n”

-”wAIT HOLD ON”

-another one would be like

-”why the hell has my shirt shrunk sOONYOUNG DID YOU DO THIS?!”

-”it wasn’t me!!”

-”i saw you next to the washing machine a couple hours ago!”

-”y/n never lets me do the washing!!”

-”but she was in class when the washing machine was starting up–”

-”MINGYU STOP i accidentally put your shirt in with my swimsuit a couple days ago im sorry”

-”oh, sorry for shouting y/n”

-”naNI”

-remember that soonyoung speaks nihongo and its so cute 

-anyways

-you notice something

-whenever the two have a go at each other they’re quick to apologise when it’s your “accidental” screw up

-but when its each other’s…..they’re like angry dogs 

-you were out for lesson one day

-and you came back to the dorm to collect a book

-and you somehow overhear them arguing

-gfdi

-being kind of…………..skeptical and sneaky…..you evesdrop on them

-you couldn’t make out the whole fight

-but there was one part you heard loud and clear

-”you shout at me when I screw up but you somehow let it go when it’s y/n……i wonder why….oh yeah it’s cause you lIKE THEM”

-”YOU!! DO!! THAT!! TOO!!”

- w            h          a                  t

-you quickly shut the door behind you 

-hu h 

-you go back to class with a bright red cherry tomato face

-your teacher was concerned for your wellbeing and safety please go to sl e ep 

-”y/n you alright??”

-”yeah! i’m totally fine everything’s fine why wouldn’t everything be fine????”

-oh my god you’re not okay

-you head back to the dorm after class

-and you crash onto the sofa

-so many things

-shit

-okay so you kind of like mingyu because hes tall, takes care of you when you need it the most and is a nice chill guy

-but you also like soonyoung because hes like a hamster, hes funny and he makes you smile a lot

-they both make you happy and you don’t want to see them fighting

-at all

-so one thing came to your mind

-you’ll tell them both

-at the same time

-what

-risky but it’ll have to do 

-you tell them to both meet you in your bedroom after dinner and everything

-but you didn’t tell mingyu that soonyoung would be there 

-and visa versa 

-so after dinner you waited in your room

-you were sat on your bed

-you could honestly cry at any moment

-but you were ready

-if you did it could end up alright

-but if not then it could go either way

-you were so worried

-shit they’re here

-one entered in after the other 

-suspicious looks

-oh fuck here we go

-”so……..you know…the weather??”

-”y/n you called us here for a reason now whats going on? are you sick or something? are you leaving?”

-”maybe because of you”

-”mingyu don’t”

-”well maybe she wants more privacy, away from you”

-”soonyOUng–”

-”well maybe its–”

-”i called you both in here because i overheard you two fighting and i heard you both say you like me and im so conflicted because i like you both too much to choose!! ohmygod”

-both of them looked completely confused like y/n you broke them oh my god

-you fall on the bed

-you did it

-now why are you crying oh gOD HERE COME THE WATERWORKS

-stepping forward mingyu stood you up on your own two feet drying your slight waterfall that you call your face

-”i know that you like us a lot and it would be hard to choose…..so why not have both of us?”

-*cue you and soon nani-ing in unison*

-”well, i think it’s a good idea. and anyways, people say that people who are polar opposites and people who fight a lot make the best couples.”

-you nodded along and so did soon

-*cue the long awaited group hug and head kisses courtesy of mingyu*

-this is in no way what you intended

-but this outcome was way better 

-”mingyu?”

-”yeah soonyoung?”

-”i’ve always wanted to hug you…..you’re so tall”

-”for how long now?”

-”uh…..”

-”soon”

-”alright ever since i met you”

-”so you had a crush on me?”

-”i never said that”

-”…”

-”…okay maybe”

-”i knEW IT”

-and ever since that day 

-you and soon couldn’t leave the dorm in the morning until you both gave kisses to mingyu

-and maybe to each other

2

DRAMIONE APPRECIATION WEEK (Day Three) One Scene

“She’s watching me warily, and I wonder if she’s expecting me to attack her. I place my wand down on the table and lift both my hands, palms facing her.

” I ’ m  n o t  g o i n g  t o  h u r t  y o u ,  G r a n g e r .  Y o u  d o n ’ t  h a v e  t o  b e  s o  s c a r e d . “

” I ’ m  n o t  s c a r e d , “  she says, colour rising to her cheeks.

She looks so beautiful when she’s angry. I can’t stop myself from prodding at her.

” R e a l l y ? “  I say, stepping around the coffee table. I stop when I’m standing right in front of her, but she meets my stare readily and doesn’t step away from me.  ” I ’ d  l i k e  t o  b e t  t h a t  y o u  a r e , “  I finish.

” A n d  w h a t  i f  I ’ m  n o t ? “  she challenges.

I consider crossing my fingers behind my back before making my wager. Bugger it, I don’t care. Here goes nothing.

"I’ll allow you to make one request of me, and I will carry it out without protesting or resisting, as long as it doesn’t expose my new relationship to the Order.”

Her eyes widen. She certainly hadn’t expected that.

“And I suppose that you’ll expect the same from me if I am scared?” she asks.

I grin. “Precisely.”

“Done. Now ow are you going to decide whether or not I’m scared of you?”

“Well, I could always take the easy way and use Legilimency on you,” I say. I smirk and continue, “But that’s no fun, is it? You want to have some fun, don’t you?”

I take another step, entering her personal space, and she automatically steps back, away from me.

“And you say you’re not scared.”

“Not scared, cautious,” she says.

I laugh lightly. “All right, then. You define what you’ll consider as scared, and I’ll test whether or not you’re scared of me.”

She sighs. “I really should be getting back.”

“Now that sounds like you’re scared.”

She glares at me. “I am not! Fine. If you can make me scream, or yelp, or…I don’t know, quiver with fear, then you win.”

“Sounds fair to me,” I say with a devilish grin.

I take the parchment from her and place it on the table behind me. Then I hold out my hand.

“Wand, please. You won’t be needing it.”

She looks at me carefully but doesn’t hand over her wand. Instead, she steps around me to put it down on the table, next to mine. I turn around to face her.

“Well, get started. I don’t have all night,” she says impatiently.

I grin. I don’t intend on scaring her at all. This bet isn’t for me to win. It’s just a test. And I can’t believe how easy it was to goad her into it.

“Close your eyes,” I say.

She eyes me distrustfully before closing her eyes. I take a moment to admire her face. Her lashes are long and dark, and they curl upward just slightly. She has dark eyebrows, maybe a shade darker than her russet brown hair. My eyes travel down to the curve of her small nose and rest on her lips.

Oh, fuck.

I extend my hands slightly so that they’re hovering around her wrists, down at her sides, prepared to grab them if she resists. Then I wait.

Impatiently, she opens her mouth to speak, but before she can get a sound out, I lean down and press my lips to hers, slipping my tongue into her open mouth. She tastes of strawberries and mint.

My doubt fades away. Hell, this is worth dying for.

Her hands start to move–to push me away, no doubt–but my hands wrap around her wrists, holding her arms down at her sides.

I explore her mouth and massage her tongue with mine, trying to elicit a response from her. Her stance is already loosening up, and her arms aren’t struggling against my grip anymore. I let my hands slide up her arms to rest on her shoulders, then bring them around her, tangling them in her long, bushy hair.

She lets out a shallow breath that flows into my mouth, and then her tongue comes alive, battling for dominance with mine. Fire courses through my veins as she wraps her arms around my neck to pull herself up against me. I don’t bother trying to hide my arousal and walk her backwards until she’s against the wall beside the fireplace.

When I decide that I need oxygen and start to back away, she takes a step forward, not allowing our lips to separate. I break the kiss, breathing unevenly.

“Fuck,” I mutter.

Her eyes are still closed, and her arms are still wrapped around my neck.

“You got that right,” she whispers breathlessly"

- Turncoat, Chapter 15

hormones are a bitch || open

Go f u c k yourself.”  It was a simple phrase, one that promised v i o l e n c e if the offender didn’t leave her the hell a l o n e. There was no reason she should be this angry. And yet–here she was, strolling down the street, minding her own business. She had been reveling in her new i n d e p e n d e n c e, when some c r e e p leered at her. The nerve! She wasn’t looking for anything (or anyone) new. Ever since she saved the day (okay, she had h e l p) in Midway, Harley Quinn realized that she was a badass bitch.

It had been a messy break up, of course. A s h i t l o a d of bodies lined the streets in the aftermath of Harley v. Joker. Oh well, she assumed he got the hint after she burned “fuck you” into his bed covers.

And she had been doing her damnedest to avoid the clown. Doing a pretty good j o b of staying out of trouble too, until the random creepo whistled at her. She responded appropriately, by kicking him right in the g r o i n. But when his friends bent down to pick him up, though he kept puking and puking, she realized something was w r o n g.

“Crazy bitch! What’s wrong with you?!”

What was w r o n g with her? She had never reacted like that to a catcall. She used to l o v e it. But now she was just a n g r y or s a d or h o r n y all the time. Something wasn’t okay. And she just had a niggling feeling that it was something terrible that cried or pooped all the time.

She ran (!) to the nearest drug store, and tossed five (!) tests into her basket, slamming a fifty down on the counter and hurried out the door. Harley clutched her bag of goodies (or baddies, as she was calling the stupid little plastic stick of d e s t i n y) close to her body. “I shoulda worn my hoodie.” She groaned, keeping her eyes darting all around her until she reached the safety of her apartment. She slammed the door behind her, breathing a sigh of relief.

As she flicked on the light, she realized she wasn’t alone and let out a scream. Harley’s eyes were wide with fear, shock, and t e r r o r. “W–Wh–What are ya doin’ here?!”

DO YOU STILL WANT T'CHALLA/SAM CAUSE I HAVE SOME HC JUST 4 U

  • t'challa’s room gets progressively messier and messier - once sam moves into his suite, the bedroom ends up t r a s h e d within, like, 6 minutes probably
  • t'challa isn’t irritated, so much as amused.  growing up reasonably wealthy, he has that easy mentality of throwing out the old and embracing the new.  expensive minimalist furniture with sleek edges and sheets/duna covers folded sharp enough to cut steak
  • sam is … are you kidding.  sam grew up with (and i haven’t read the comics, but hypothetically) lots of siblings and H O A R D S   E V E R Y T H I N G, like no food or anything, everything is clean and mostly dust free, but HOLY SHIT sam has books, several devices (“see, this iphone has all my music, but the sim card is trashed, so i have to use my other iphone to call people.  i also kept my old ipod because its six years old and still going strong and i have a bet with clint on how long it’s gonna last”), jewelry (sam would look F U C K I N G   I C R E D I B L E in the right earrings), his own fucking merchandise (and some of t'challas as well, with others from teamcap + natasha) oh my god, every surface is just filled with sam’s stuff, especially CLOTHES that are draped on every.  single.  piece. of.  furniture.  t'challa’s desk, his chair, around his wardrobe, all over the bed and covering the entire floor space like 
  • t'challa walks in one day, grinning softly & affectionately at sam, who is putting together an outfit from the floor, and doesn’t say anything.  he appreciates the organised mess bc sam knows where everything is.  burgundy scarf?  wardrobe floor.  those creamy chinos?  back of the desk chair.
  • sam gets called away on his first op (as the new Captain America?  i wouldn’t mind if steve&bucky ended up on a farm like clint, just living the life.  making out.  chilllin) since they were together, and spends 3 days overseas.  t'challa thinks that maybe he’ll miss his new lover, but the scent of sam is ALL OVER HIS ROOM and it t'challa sleeps with a pillow, covered in one of sam’s sweaters.  sometimes the cleaning crew (or equivalent) come in and offer to clean up the mess, but t'challa just grins and shakes his head.
  • sam comes back, expecting the room to be cleared - all clothes in the closet and perhaps some new shelves to store his books, devices, souvenirs etc., but he walks in and everything is where he left it - the turtleneck is still covering the lamp, his socks are still hanging on the bamboo shoots, his sneakers are stillin the bathroom, and t'challa is sitting on the bed, wearing two of his jumpers with the blankets pulled around him
  • sam smiles softly and mumbles “hey” and t'challa goes “missed you samuel”
  • sam blushes and crawls over, laying a gentle kiss on t'challas cheek, sayin “i’m here now” and the king of wakanda grins with all his teeth.
  • “by the way i’m not wearing anything under these jumpers” “sshit”
hey frisk meet grillbz

“remember, kiddo, if you feel nervous grab my sleeve, ok?” Sans watched Frisk tie their shoes.

               Frisk gave him a thumbs up when they finished the knot.

               “good. we’re leaving now paps.” Sans called.

               “Alright Then. Be Careful, Frisk! Don’t Stuff Them Full Of Greasy Food, Sans.” Papyrus called back, poking his head out of the kitchen to give Sans a glare.

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combatmedicmrcy  asked:

Have you ever heard the sing Maybe by Alina Baraz? Idk if it's your type of music but I was just listening to it and honestly it's Fly on the wall widowtracer as fuck! haha it's a good song you should give it a listen (: Fly on the wall is one of my fave widowtracer fics so i was like OH SHIT

What do I do when there’s too much of me, too little of you?
What can I say when I know you’re not here to stay?
I can’t explain something I don’t understand.
Why did I let this get out of hand?

Maybe I’ll get you out of my head
Maybe I’ll forget all the things you said
Lies on your lips, but there’s love in your eyes
Maybe I’ll forget you some other time

O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D DDDDDDD

This. is probably the most Fly on the Wall song I’ve ever heard. Like. DAMN. 

 Particularly like Chapter 3 and on. 

Thank you so much for sharing!! Those vibes are DEF there 

hellooo my pretty babies (◕‿◕✿) …so i’ve been meaning to do this since i hit my next hundred before September ended ♡ i’m a bit late, but let’s move on

thank you all of you for putting up with my shit posts and me just…generally being an idiot (a pcy thirsting idiot.) ILYallSM (ノ・◡・)ノ♡ /shoves hearts at you guys/ 

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