oh my dash did a thing

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Season 4 anyone? :P

Dorian Pavus Quotes Starters

  • “Did I stutter? Men, and the company thereof. As in sex. Surely you’ve heard of it.”
  • “Did everyone act like this when the sword was invented? ‘Oh, my blushing butt cheeks! Round up everyone who can use these pointy things and lock them away!’”
  • “I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth.”
  • “I knew you would break my heart, you bloody bastard.”
  • “I prefer the company of men. My father disapproves.”
  • “I wanted to see you make flowers bloom with your song, just once.”
  • “I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.”
  • “I’m too pretty to die!”
  • “Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders.”
  • “Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble.”
  • “My arse should open up a shop! Apparently it’s quite prolific.”
  • “Pretty, in a haunting, ‘this archway might collapse on me at any moment’ way.”
  • “Selfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.”
  • “Some of my best friends are murderers.”
  • “Stranger things have happened. It would take work. And soap. Lots and lots of soap.”
  • “What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes?”
  • “While we’re sharing surprises, you’ve done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than expected.”
  • “You tried to change me.”
  • “You wanted the best for you! For your fucking legacy! Anything for that!”
  • “You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me.”
TaeTen moments ;)

Fun fact, TaeTen was the first international ship “established” by the NCT/SR1xB fandom, maybe because they’re hella obvious? :)))

^^ Taeyong fixing/fiddling with Ten’s shave XD cutie

The two are obviously super-booper close. Their camera-time together is impeccable <3

^^ Someone on y’ mind, Tae ;) ?

Oh yeah, and all y’all TaeTen stans who have yet to see THIS BEAUTY, I urge you to watch it ;). It’s clearly prime fan service, but it’ll fuel your feels. 

~~ HONEY HONEY, HOW YOU THRILL ME ~~

Sidenote, idk if you guys noticed, but Ten likes to tease Taeyong…a lot ;P

Honestly home-boi, no one can tell me they’re not one of the cutest things ever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Also, can we…take a moment to appreciate the way Taeyong looks at Ten here?

O_o <3 

^^ Taeyong looking back and making eye-contact with Ten :3

^^ EXCUSE YOU. 

(creds to OP) 

Also, my dash did a thing.

Sooo, I just hit 1k (!!!!) I literally freaked out, this is absolutely nuts. I have absolutely no words other than thank you so much for being the kindest bunch of peeps. I love you guys a heck ton!! Seriously I never thought this blog would blow up in the way that it has, all your kind words and love has been so much for my heart to handle, I simply can’t express my gratitude into words. I love all my buddies I’ve met on this hellsite, as well as my loving gc fam, and I am continuously growing my buddy list bc you all are so great and I love talking to you guys any chance I get!! You, wholesome beans.

so to celebrate, I figure I would do regular blog rates because it’s been a while since I’ve done them! So, you know the drill –

  • reblog to spread awareness (jk bad joke yikes)
  • send me an ask of your favorite dnp quote / life quote in general :) 

blacklist this as ashleysbr if you don’t want to see it on your dash!
 

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Tonks is staring out the window at The Burrow, grumpy. It’s one of those dull days, where it doesn’t rain so much as spit. She’s in the sitting room with Molly, who is very kindly repairing Tonks’s old school scarf.


Molly: Honestly, I can’t understand how you’ve done so much damage in so little time! All of my clothes from back when I was a student are still in perfect condition.

Tonks: *sitting bolt upright* You have clothes from when you were a student? Here? *she bounces, excitedly* Can I try some on?

Molly: Try some- What, you want to try on my clothes?

Tonks: *nods enthusiastically*

Molly: Well, I… You can if you’d like, but-

Tonks: Tsk, Molly, don’t be silly!

*giggling, she runs up the stairs to Molly’s room* *Molly, amused, returns to her knitting*

*three minutes later*

Molly: *calling up the stairs* Tonks? 

Tonks: MOLLY. Oh Molly, WHERE have you been HIDING these things?

Molly: Well, dear, I wouldn’t say I’ve hidden any of them, it’s all just been in my closet–

Tonks: *bounding down the stairs*

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Lost In Translation

Day 16, prompt “shitty dp aus”. This idea came to me when my friend @kuro-misaki pointed out the difference between English and Spanish version in one line. S02E03, “Pirate Radio”. In English version Dash says: “You’re one brave geek, Fenton. When I’m wailing on you tomorrow, I’ll be wailing on a hero.“. But in Spanish version, he uses “gemir”, so he basically says  "When I make you moan tomorrow, I’ll be making a hero moan.”. 

And that’s how the idea for, well, some kind of an AU was born. In this universe, Dash’s line was from the Spanish version. Enjoy!


When Ember and Youngblood kidnapped all the adults in the town, he knew he needed to save them. And if he had a whole army of teens he could use to help, he was going to do just that.

“Listen up people!” He yelled at the teens standing below him. “If you want your parents back, you’re going to have to follow my lead!”

Why should we follow you, Fentoad?”

Of course. The one voice of disagreement.

“You’re right, Dash.” Fortunately he’s got a counterargument. One that even Dash couldn’t answer. “Let’s follow the other kid, that comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear!”

He saw the frown. Perfect. It didn’t matter, he got no shot anyway.

“No takers? Alright then, who’s with me?”

All of them joined. Perfect.

“Wow, Danny! How’d you do that!” Sam obviously never believed he would be capable of leading people. She probably thought she would get the job of a leader.

“You just have to know the right words.” He answered simply.

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So i was scrolling through tumblr when my dash did a thing

and immediately my brain thought: what if Eurus had came dressed as Faith during the morgue scene and sherlock thought he’d finally caught culverton but before Culverton could even comment that it’s not his daughter, Eurus pulls a gun and shoots sherlock

“That’s for not playing with me when we were kids. Oh, and thank you for the chips”

sherlock collapses to the ground, speechless and bleeding. John tries to disarm Eurus but she injects him with a tranquilizer and TD-12. “Don’t worry John, you won’t even remember a thing.”

@simpleanddestructivechemistry @thepurplewombat @sherlocks-phantom-lady

Evgeni Malkin #1.2 - English

Anon #1 asked: Part 2 of the Geno imagine? It was so funny and cute

Anon# #2 asked: can you do a part two to the Geno one?

I might continue this imagine series into at least a third part because it just doesn’t quite feel finished yet. I tried to write while watching the game but that worked out just as well as you might think. Anons I hope you enjoy this addition to the original piece. You can read part one here. 


Three weeks after exchanging numbers with Geno you had a date planned for Friday evening at 7:30. It was currently 7:15 and you were still holed up in your office sorting through orders. Just that afternoon the bride for a wedding cake you were designing called and said she needed to change the whole design. Apparently she hadn’t discussed it with her fiancé and there had been a disagreement. The wedding was in three days and you were already swamped as it is.

You pulled your phone out and shot Geno a text “something came up. Can we reschedule?”

You felt like a jerk canceling so late but there was no way you’d be getting out of there in time. The bakery closed at 7:00 so you could hear your staff going through their closing duties. At 7:20 someone rapped at your door.

“Come in,” you said not looking up from the papers in front of you.

Kelsey stuck her head in the door, “I’m all done out there boss. Anything else you need before I bow out?”

“Uh no Kels I’m all good. Have a good night.”

“You too.”

Kelsey smiled at you and ducked out. The bell above the door jingled as she opened it and left. You checked your phone and found you had no response from Geno. You sighed, no use wallowing over it because you had things to do. The shop was left in silence which left you unsettled so you turned on the radio and the soft crooning of some well-known song flooded the room.

You trusted Kelsey of course but it didn’t stop you from doing another sweep of the equipment and wipe down the counter once more. You took stock of the inventory and marked down on your sheet how many more batches of everything you’d need to make in the morning.

You were bent over the display case with your back to the entrance when a knock on the door startled you. You jumped, dropped your clipboard and spun around to see Geno waving sheepishly outside. You got your breathing under control and went to unlock the door for him.

“I’m sorry. Not mean to scare you,” Geno said with a smile.

“No you’re fine. I was just preoccupied.”

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