oh my arceus!

And if the entire world is destroyed as a result, then so be it…“

The Black counterpart of my Pokemon Apocalypse AU (?). I wanted to make a composition that expressed the inverse feeling of the White variant, which has a more pastel/equilibrated palette and a calm background, so this one had to be darker, with contrast and a more dynamic atmosphere. Same with the poses. 

I am sure tumblr will mess with the resolution and you won’t be able to see it but dude, the details on this are insane.

Smart Mouth Chapter 9

Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight

Rating: Mature 

Notes: Sorry it took so long, I was totally lost with where to go. Huge shout out to @we-became-the-flowers for giving me some ideas about the direction where to take this fic. They’re also working on their own little side and ALT ending to Smart Mouth so take a look at that when it comes out. This is still the canon fic so don’t worry about that.

This chapter is mostly just Moon dealing with her internal emotional conflicts. I have the rest of the fic planned out so hopefully I’ll be updating this fic more frequently, and eventually finishing it. Sorry if there alot of typos, I literally dozed off trying to proof read this. Anyway enjoy. 


Now the question was, should I stay or should I go? Guzma knew I was stubborn little bitch and never listened to what anyone told me. When he told me not to be here did he think I would actually listen to him, or did he deliberately tell me to leave so I would stay? Reverse psychology is frustrating, if this was reverse psychology. Guzma could just legitimately not want to see me. Which I could understand I guess. What just happened between us was far from okay despite how exhilarating it was.

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Gogo is here! She is the older sister of Go and is here as a member of Team Mystic! She is the right hand member to Blanche and known for her intellect and her calmness, but she no chill when it comes to her antics!

Hey guys I’m finally back to drawing again! Sorry it took so long, I was suppose post something sooner but something unexpected got in the way. Anyway I’m back and will post comics and respond to some of the messages in my inbox and oh my Arceus there is a lot so I will respond to them one at a time.

We're gonna be parents!(Guzma x reader) A poké-egg story!

“Babe! Why is there an egg here!?” Guzma shouted at the sight of an egg on his throne. “It was a gift from Nanu, he didn’t wanna care for it, ‘too much work’ he says…” As you walked in you expected an angry misunderstood tall figure to be throwing a fit, but it was totally the opposite.

-*GASP* “Its a larvesta egg OH MY ARCEUS!” he held the egg with care, admiring its features. “Mm-hmm strong shell, high above average temperature like it says in the book, streaks of ember-OH I LOVE IT!” He had a wide grin on his face, but froze with a defensive expression,

“what?”

“You’re so cute when you geek out,” you snorted

“Shuttup! I mean LOOK this is the rarest bug ever! Only dual type of his kind! Fire and bug, old timers loss if he don’t want it!” he cuddled the egg close to his cheek.

“Why don’t we take care of it? It reminds me of you and me, out speciality types.” he went wide eyed, blushed at the thought.

“W-we’re gonna be parents…we’re gonna be…Imma love this egg and never let it go!” You couldn’t help but smile seeing his goofy wide smile. “Yeah we’re gonna be poképarents.”

guzma never let the egg go. Always washing it with warm water, rubbing it became a habit, and you would catch him talking to it, saying that it gonna be a strong volcarona one day.

A few weeks later…

It was nightfall, you came to the shady house late on champ business, and found a sleepy Guzma on the bed with a wiggling egg. You caressed his face, he sighed contently to your touch smiling softly. You went to put your bag down when you heard the slightest crack, a bright light filling the room. Was it time already?

*crack*….*crack, crack*

“Guzma, Guzma! Wake up! its hatching!” you moved him roughly.

He groggily woke up, rubbing his eyes, “hmmm-wha?” then wonder filled his eyes as the Larvesta was hatching.

*crack*…*tap* *tap*….the light grew brighter, and in an instant, a tiny Larvesta opened its eyes to see you both chattering quietly.

“Wow…” Guzma held the Larvesta in his arms, “hey lil guy, we’re your new parents.” his voice was gentle as he gestured to both of you. “Hold'em (s/o) he’s so warm!”

You held the little fire bug close, it relaxed into your embrace, hearing your soothing heartbeat.

You settled into bed, and turned to see a happy Guzma, looking up to see Larvesta sleeping on his head. “We’re gonna be awesome parents.” He kissed you sweetly before you two fell asleep.

I always wanted to to write that :3

5 Ways to Take Advantage of Sleeping Beauties

1. Kiss their hair.

     Tetsu’s heart thudded in his chest as he covered his mouth with his hand from squealing in utter delight at the sight of the sleeping brunette before him. Having her head resting on an open book on the table, Rosa snored softly. Finding her peacefully dozing off didn’t surprise him in the least. After all, she had been costarring in tons of movies recently and with all her new responsibilities as Champion, he was surprised she hadn’t fallen asleep while reciting her lines to him only hours earlier.

     Snickering to himself, Tetsu took a seat

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Smart Mouth Chapter Five

Chapter One Chapter Two  Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Six Chapter Seven  Chapter Eight  Chapter Nine

Guzma/Reader

Rating: Teen, first two chapters are NC-17

Notes: Get ready for the fluff! I needed to make Guzma happy in this fic, I just had to. Smut will return in the next chapter! 

As always requests are welcome! Thank you for reading my dears! 



A smile grew on my face without my say so and my eyes lit up. He came! He actually came! I was so elated. I wanted to jump with joy and scream off the roof tops. Ha ha fuck you bitchy female grunt from a few days ago. Guzma must see something in me because the mother fucker came to Poni Island. If I was alone I would have danced and made a fool out of myself. Instead I rubbed my sweaty palms off on my dress and forced the smile off my face.

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Chapter 1: Breaking and Entering

This is my longer Gladion x Female Trainer (Moon) Fic. It has a little language but for the most part this is clean story that will have a lot more action than the first. Also you’ll finally be able to guess what was gong on in my preview pic I uploaded last week. I’ll be uploading possibly two chapters a day. Enjoy!


         The sky was already beginning to darken. As the sun descended lower in the sky Gladion shoved his hands in his pockets and fumed. Null following behind him and whimpered quietly in concern. Hau had been strong, though infuriating, but Gladion had underestimated his friend Moon. She was new to Alola and already had been chosen by the Tapu guardians to master Z power, cleared several island trials, and had proven to Team Skull that she, and her brother Sun, were not to be taken lightly. But despite all the rumors he has heard of her ferocity in battle Gladion had not hesitated to challenge her. He grimaced remembering the way her look of surprise morphed into one of excitement when he had proposed a battle.

           He huffed and glanced at the ground. If he let go of his pride he’d admit she was quite amazing. Her bond with her Pokémon was strong. He found that sometimes without even uttering a word her Pokémon knew what to do. Unlike many trainers, Moon would not stand still in battle. Because battles were unpredictable and the two Pokémon could easily stray from their trainers in the heat of battle, Moon showed no hesitation to follow as closely as she could during her fights. Quick and agile, she could dodge falling debris accidentally kicked up during battle but often she would emerge just as filthy as her partner Pokémon. Interestingly enough she would groom them after each fight as well as offer them snacks. So it was no surprise that Pokémon swarmed to her.

           Sun, Hau, and Moon were all on their island trials. Sometimes Moon would be in the lead with the most trials completed while Sun and Hau fought to catch up. Other times Moon would intentionally stay behind to develop her pokedex.

           Gladion walked up the motel steps and pushed his way into his room. He never bothered to lock the door, he had nothing that could be stolen. Null limped over to his poke-bed and laid down with a groan. Gladion knew Null was still sore from his battle with Moon. The room was small and barren. The only furniture was what the motel supplied. He had a small creaky table with only one red chair as well as a desk with a few notepads with the motel’s logo on the front. In the corner he had a twin size bed placed next to where Null was sleeping. The only redeeming qualities of the shabby living space was the large flat screen tv and the alley kitchen behind the faded green retro curtain, technically making it more like an apartment. Though nowadays Gladion found that many a night his pantry shelves were bare and his fridge empty with no money to buy any groceries. Outside he could hear through the flimsy walls a few trainers talking loudly to one another. For a moment he listened but could not decipher anything from the muted voices. The barking of a rockruff soon followed as well as the screech of another unidentifiable Pokémon signifying a battle had just begun. Gladion rolled his eyes and hoped they would quiet down soon.

           Null lifted his head as he approached, listening intently on what was happening outside. No sooner than Gladion had opened his mouth to calm Null, the front door exploded shooting jagged splinters into every direction. Null sprang forward tackling his trainer to the ground as a large chunk flew into the wall Gladion had been standing in front of moments before. Covering his face instinctively he waited for the debris to stop falling. When it had all quieted down he turned to see two muddy red sneakers sticking out from under the green curtain.

           Furious he stormed over to the familiar figure that had catapulted through his front door. “What the Hell just happened!?” he snarled. With a groan Moon swatted the green curtain aside and sat up. In her arms her rockruff, whom she had nicknamed Jackal, lay unconscious. A shaky voice from outside cried “Holy Arceus, that wasn’t supposed to happen! Let’s get out of here!” Gladion watched the two golfer trainers sprint into the tree line unashamedly dragging their belongings behind them. Gladion gritted his teeth and turned his icy glare back on Moon. She looked like a wimpod, turned white from the falling plaster.

           "Well?“ he barked when she continued to stare at him wide eyed.

           "Oops.” He threw his arms up in exasperation. “You come flying through my door, almost decapitating me in the process, and all you can say is oops!?” Moon absentmindedly brushed her rockruff before looking up Gladion with big blue gray eyes.

           "Well yes Gladion I’m fine, thank you for asking. Totally no brain damage here, na-uh. Just concerned about the welfare of your door. Typical Gladion.“

           Null cocked its head and walked towards Moon.

           "Typical? You’ve known me for less than a day how can you know what my typical self is?” Moon stared at Gladion with a smirk. “Trust me. You’re not that hard to figure out.” Gladion grit his teeth and tried to reply but Moon interrupted him.

           "Look, I really am sorry about your door Gladion. I’ll pay for all the damages.“ She reached out and stroked Null’s neck. Both Gladion and Null seemed surprised by this, but much to Gladion’s disapproval Null leaned into it and let out a happy cry. With a grunt he turned away from the other trainer as well as his traitorous partner to brood. After awhile he sighed.

           "How in the world are you going to be able to pay for all this?” Moon reached into her bag and began feeding Null pokebeans.

           "I’m resourceful. I got this.“ Gladion snorted before noticing the bright red trickle running down her face. "You’re bleeding.” She reached up and felt her head.

           "Huh. Guess I am.“ She flashed him a smile which confused him greatly. "Don’t worry I’ll be fine!” When she tried to stand he firmly pushed her by the shoulder to stay seated.

           "Listen. You came careening through that door head first. For all we know you could have a concussion or even a fractured skull. I have a few bandages and luckily the Pokémon Center is right next door.“ She pouted and returned her rockruff to its pokéball.

           "So now you’re a doctor. You’ll probably tell me next that you’re a master chef too. Or a secret agent who steals malasada recipes.” Gladion huffed and opened his bedside drawer.

           "That sounds more like your friend Hau. He wouldn’t shut up about them during our battle.“ Moon laughed and nodded.

           "Yeah! That sounds like Hau!” He returned with a small first aid kit and kneeled next to Moon.

           "Is anything hurt besides your head?“ Moon hesitated before motioning towards her back.

           "I hit my back pretty hard on the floor when I landed. I also have sprinters everywhere. But I think it’ll just bruise and then it’ll be fine.”

           "You’re optimism is nauseating.“ She shot him a glare as he wet a washcloth with hydrogen peroxide.

           "Don’t be Madion.” He froze.

           "Did you just-“

           "Make a pun out of your name? Well yes, yes I did.” He stared at her in disbelief before scowling.

           "And I thought Hau was annoying.“ Moon stuck out her tongue inciting an eye roll from Gladion. Crouching in front of her, he reached out and wiped away the blood on her face. It was a little awkward, especially since Gladion was hesitant to get too close. When the rag touched her hairline Moon winced and instinctively shied away. Grabbing her chin he muttered, "Just hold still.” He continued to clean the wound while pretending he didn’t notice how pink Moon’s face had become. He had to remove her hat to see how bad it really was. “Lucky for you, the skin’s just been scratched. You could have easily cracked your skull.” She grimaced at the thought. He pressed a fabric cloth firmly on the still bleeding wound. “Hold this on your head. We need to get you to the Pokémon center. Pulling her up before she could protest, he noticed she struggled to hold her own weight. Wrapping her free arm around his shoulders and holding her waist for stability, they made their way slowly to the Pokémon Center. He became hyper aware of every time her hips bumped into his and how close they were to each other. ‘Just stop thinking about it’ he told himself, though that only seemed to make it worse. Moon interrupted his muddled thoughts.

           "You know, I guess I didn’t have you figured out.” He raised an eyebrow in confusion. Smiling she added, “Underneath that emo-punk hoodie, you’re actually kinda nice.” He groaned and turned his head.

           "Now you’re just being ridiculous.“ He heard her giggle and despite trying his hardest, he felt a smile pulling at the corners of his lips. The double doors slid open as they approached. The nurse behind the counter looked up with a smile before faltering when seeing Moon.

           "Oh my Arceus, what happened!?” He glanced at Moon who smiled bashfully.

           "A Pokémon battle got a little out of hand…“ The nurse pursed her lips and called for assistance. Two more nurses arrived and helped support Moon to the hospital rooms. The nurse at the main desk looked back at Gladion.

           "You’re welcome to go with your girlfriend.” He tensed and turned a bright red.

           "She’s not my girlfriend! We hardly know each other!“ His voice had cracked, making it sound a little higher pitched than normal. The nurse blinked before hiding a smile under her hand. Before he could embarrass himself further he spun around to leave.

           "Gladion!” He paused and glanced at Moon who was grinning back at him. “I’ll be back Gladion! Just you wait!” He watched her turn back into the room as the door closed behind her. Sighing he made his way to the motel office to tell the owners what had happened. Shortly after a few workers came by and cleaned what they could and manufactured a temporary door out of plywood. Upon closer inspection Gladion realized the workers had only laid a slab of plywood over the doorway. With a frustrated groan he plopped face down on his bed. He found the other trainer not only confusing but also slightly maddening, though not as badly as Hau. Null laid his head on his pillow and looked up as if to say 'it’s going to be alright’. Gladion petted him silently before letting out a 'hmph’. “She said she’ll pay the damages. I’ll believe that when Alola freezes over.”

dailycrystaleevee  asked:

Aitan: Heya guys! *he grins* What do you do for fun? Play any games?? *he wags hes tail*

Spinny:”Oh yeah! We love games! We were just playing hide ‘n Seek actually.”

Spinny:”Er…Hold on one second.”

Spinny: (sarcastically) “Oh my Arceus! Is that a beautiful Gardevoir I see?”

Diddi: “WHERE?!?!”

Diddi: “…”

Diddi: “Darn it..”

fentonthermos  asked:

talk to me about pkmn slang/cusses/linguistics. my favorite is "mukshit"

I waited to answer this one until I got some good ones!

  • “A rollout” is something/someone that just keeps getting better (”That show is a rollout!”) 
  • “For Arceus’ sake” “Arceus damned” “Oh my Arceus” etc.
  • “Oh my Arse” Is the equivalent of “Oh my gosh”, but ironically sounds worse to our ears
  • “Poke”: slang for pokemon, (which even we use.)
  • “B button”: Term for stopping a pokemon that won’t evolve. The origins of this phrase are debated on.
    “My Snover just really doesn’t want to evolve, went all B Button on me.”
  • “Holy Karp”

Kanto:

  • “Pulling tales”: Kantonian phrase, means you’re pushing the wrong buttons and are going to end up hurt, like pulling a ninetales’ tail and getting cursed.
  • To “Ditto” someone (Self explanatory.)
  • “Taurshit” -S

Johto:

  • “Tankshit” -S
  • “Pommer”: a thief, named after mischievous aipoms. Related: To Pom something.
  • “Tiller”: A rather raunchy word to call someone. To get an idea of what it means, it has to do with Octillery’s pokedex entry: “Its instinct is to bury itself in holes. It often steals the nesting holes of others to sleep in them.”

Hoenn:

  • “Ralted”: When someone is suffering from overwhelming empathy or concern
  • “Hone”: What Hoenn sounds like in some accents. An endearing name for the region.

Sinnoh:

Unova:

  • “Basculin”: Someone who is overly aggressive.
  • “Garbo”: A rude word, coming from Garbodor. Worse than calling someone trash is calling them a heaping dumpster monster.
  • “Batty”: Varies a bit from our definition. If someone is “batty”, it means they’re a very lovey-dovey and excessively affectionate person. Someone who gives petnames might be called batty. 

Kalos:

  • “Klefto”: Someone who never lets go of an object they found. Named after Klefki.

Alola:

  • Someone who’s a “Mimikyuu” pretends to like things or be something just to be popular.
  • “Yun”: someone who’s invasive, and aggressively so. From Yungoose.
Sleepovers

OH MY ARCEUS I LOVE THE ANON THAT SENT IN THIS PROMPT THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS A JOY TO WRITE

how bout a story where Lillie and Moon have a sleepover, where they share crushes, and do random things like truth or dare or have a tickle fight, but Gladion and Hau found out and is watching them from the closet

“Quit moving so much!” Gladion hisses shoving the boy next to him.

Hau chuckles shifting around, “sorry, it’s so uncomfortable.”

“Should I remind you that this was your idea?!” The blonde growls rolling his eyes and running a finger through his hair, “spying on the girls, how childish are you?”

“Come on, this is every teenage boy’s dream!” Hau grins leaning against the boy, “haven’t you always wanted to see what girls do at sleepovers?”

With an annoyed grunt, Gladion has enough of a mind to push the boy beside him, knocking his head against the closet wall.

It’s a late Saturday night and it’s also one of the rare weeks Lillie has decided to return to Alola and visit her friends and family. She and Moon spent the past few days with both Hau and Gladion before insisting they spend some “girl time” together in the form of a sleepover. Hau, being the nosey boy that he is, decided to spy on their “girl time” with Gladion reluctantly joining.

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