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DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

So I love the whole ‘humans are weird/space orcs’ thing going around.

But what if piercings/tattoos/cosmetic surgery are completely incomprehensible to aliens? Why would you pay large sums of currency to have holes put in your body, or dye stabbed into your skin, or your general body reconstructed?

Like

“Human Jared! I have not seen you since the beginning of shore- what is that? Are you injured? Why are there bits of metal in your auditory sense organs??”
“Huh? Oh! You like, Ar'se'kree? While I was on earth I got an industrial bar piercing. Rad, right? I got my tongue done too!”
Ar'se'kree briefly blacks out on seeing the metal ball in Human Jared’s tongue.

Or

“Human Sofia, why does Human Courtney have such strange paterns? Is she a subspecies? Are they for mating?”
“Haha, oh, no! Those are her tattoos, Oolreg! The paw prints are for her dogs, I think. And the tree one is to match her husband’s.”
“Ta… too?”
“Yeah! They use this machine to inject dye in your skin to make a picture.”
“I feel unwell, Human Sofia.”

Or even

“Human Marshall, you look different.”
“Haha, thanks, Vijal! I got my top surgery while we were on leave.”
“Surgery? Were you ill?”
“Not… technically? I had my breasts removed because they made my brain sad.”
“I… do not follow. Are they detachable?”
“Nah, just a little surgery. Nothing too bad. The incisions weren’t even that painful!”

anonymous asked:

I love frat boy Liam but Liam in a suit just does something for me. Top 5 (or 10) Liam dressed in a suit looks! You know, for science 😉

Hiii,

The disrespect, you bring up the holy Liam Payne in Suits discourse, whyyyyyyy? Liam in suits isn’t just about well fitted fancy pieces hugging his skin, nope. It’s an art form by itself. And idk if it’s just me but whenever I see Liam in suits my olfactory senses get triggered? Like, I bet he smells as sinfully sumptuous as he looks. 

(numbering signifies a semblance of order, not the ranking per se)

1. I am Bolt Premiere, London (2016): All black is a combination he works extremely well. That black tie accentuates the sleekness of this whole look

2. Believe in Magic Cinderella Ball, London (2015): Sophisticated but also a great hue for the event? I don’t have words okay no words, Look at how good his shoulders look and again that black tie contrasts so well with the blue ugh

3. Robbie Williams Live in London (2013): Another all black but it’s so differently styled. This was such a polished look I am emotional

A close up because I’m a glutton for payne

4. Glamour UK Women of the Year Awards, London (2017): Before Milan Fashion Week, and okay I’m a sucker for refined suits and Armani specialises in them and Armani Liam, the dream combination. He looks like the heir to the biggest investment firm ready for the announcement of his takeover bye

5. Queen’s Leaders Ceremony at Buckingham Palace, London (2017): Iconic, Elegant, Intellectual debonair. I just. Full course meal.

6. Jimmy Fallon, NYC (2014): Exquisite, really. He looks so so so so so regal. I wish we got HQs I’m still bitter. Look at his posture

7. American Music Awards, LA (2015): Look, lbr, every AMA appearance by Liam deserve a separate appreciation post but this fine grey suit, pink pocket square matching his socks and the sexy burgundy Christian Louboutins, this spells illegally hot 

8. MITS Awards, UK (2015): Such an underrated look!!!!! I think this was a three piece suit and Liam honestly looked gorgeous

9. BRITs, London (2015): Remember when Liam served Justin Timberlake vibes? Look, I’ll tell you now, not many look this *pretty* when they get a new hairdo so quick, nope

10. Jay (bless her beautiful soul) and Dan’s wedding, Manchester (2014): I think this has probably one on the most dapper looks tbh. Aristocrat who is actually a Spy in disguise vibes

Special mentions because, obviously:

Cannes (2016): The level of aesthetic in this look and this picture has transcended human perception

Ruth and Tom’s Wedding, Somerford Hall, UK (2016): Legit the entire family looked gorgeous. Nicola, Geoff, Karen, ofc the beautiful Ruth and I know people had doubts over this look but idk, he looked like the star of a period film, okay?

BRITs, London (2014): A very fancy outfit, so well fitted and he wore boots too like. Panache.

This got long but all’s fair for science :3
(pictures credit to the owners, thanks!!)

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You Could Be Twins - (Peter Parker & Tom Holland AU)

Prompt: Peter Parker meets Tom Holland

Warnings: Fluff, mistaken identity 

Word Count: 1,098

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

A/N: This is a crossover. Enjoy! This is a oneshot no more parts to this.

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“Ned I don’t know if this is such a good idea to go to this party. We aren’t even popular” Peter told his best friend.

“Peter come on this is going to be great. Maybe this will be your in with Y/N” Ned reminded him.

“Y-yeah yeah yeah you’re right” Peter nodded turning forward to the entrance of the enormous house.

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Alpha/Beta/Omega sentence meme!

Feel free to add your own!

  • “Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to be an (alpha/beta/omega) instead of an (alpha/beta/omega)?”
  • “What’s it like? Going through (heat/rut)?”
  • “I think the world would be a better place if we didn’t have alphas or omegas- imagine, everyone as a beta!”
  • “I said no!”
  • “I don’t understand how people can cheat once they’re mated- everyone else smells wrong.”
  • “I know we didn’t get off to the best start, but I want to try again; I want to court you, please? Or at least be friends! I don’t care that you’re an (alpha/beta/omega), I want to know you.”
  • “I’m tired of dealing with my (heat/rut) alone, could you please help me?”
  • “I like it when you get jealous/possessive/protective~”
  • “You know… Next time we have sex… I wouldn’t mind being bitten, we’re practically mates anyway right?”
  • “Did you bite me?!”
  • “I have goals in life and I’m not going to let being an (alpha/beta/omega) slow me down!”
  • “Some days I just want to say ‘fuck biology’ and settle down with a Beta, less drama with them y’know?”
  • “So I’m not an (alpha/beta/omega), that doesn’t mean we can’t be together!”
  • “Wow you smell really good today; new perfume/cologne?
  • “If potential mates can’t handle the fact that we smell like each other because we’re friends then they aren’t worthy mates.”
  • “Remember those sleepovers we had when we were younger, and we’d whisper about what we thought we’d present as, tease each other about what we thought our mates would be like… We should do that again, we’ve got lots more to whisper about now.”
  • “Omega’s aren’t slaves and they’re not porcelain dolls!”
  • “Not all alpha’s are controlling egotistical assholes!”
  • “The next alpha to look at me like I’m a piece of meat is going to get my foot up their ass.”
  • “I’m sorry if I freaked you out, I didn’t like the way that (alpha/beta/omega) was looking at you- it creeped me out and I didn’t know if you felt comfortable around them.”
  • “I don’t care if you do or don’t have a knot, I’m not interested in sex with anyone.”
  • “You DO realize I’m aromantic, right? I don’t want a mate.”
  • “Oh gods, did your heat just start?”
  • “I love how submissive/dominant you are.”
  • “Can we just cuddle tonight? I want more than just sex with you.”
  • “Slick tastes really gross, does it taste better to alpha’s/omega’s?”
  • “Knots sound so scary, are they really worth all the hype…?”
  • “If you had kids one day what do you hope they’ll be?”
  • “Can you walk me to my car please/walk me home? I get nervous being alone at night…”
  • “I want you as my mate.”
  • “What do I have to do to make her/him/them realize I want her/him/them to claim me?!”
  • “I still want a wedding.”
  • “You’re the only (alpha/beta/omega) I trust with this…”
McCall Pack, Meet Riverdale Part 2

Summary: Your the sister of the late Allison Argent. Soon after her death your father, Chris Argent, Isaac Lahey and you move to France. Not long after you find yourself living with your Dad in his hometown. While Riverdale doesn’t have a supernatural mess, it sure does have a strange and mysterious murder.

Characters: daughter!reader x chris argent, reader x undetermined love interest, Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, and Allison Argent (mentioned)

Words: 4507

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Wolf or the characters. I do not own Riverdale OR the characters, the show is based the Archie Comics which I do not own either. I also do not own any gifs, images or songs that may appear.

Warnings: possible swearing, mention of death, mention of murder, angst. Angry reader and allusion to the murder of Jason Blossom.

Author: Caitsy

Tagging: Ask if you want to be removed or added! At the bottom.

A/N: I’ve completely fallen in love with Riverdale mainly because I grew up reading the comics. IT’S AMAZING! With that being said I will be taking requests for Riverdale!

This is to hold you guys over because Ash and I will be unavailable for a little way. I have tons of homework and I’m not at liberty to say what Ash is busy at!

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“What the hell?” Archie exclaimed following the three of you. His friends trailed after him.

“Jesus christ.” You groaned rubbing your arm from where you had been manhandled. Scott smacked Stiles in the back of the head before he looked at you, “What the hell are you doing here?!”

“Argent sent us.” Scott said, “Beacon Hills has trouble and we need your help.”

You were pushed back as a tall red head protectively stood in front of you with his arms crossed. To your horror Archie and his tag alongs had joined the group also causing Stiles to curse as he pointed a skinny finger as you.

“Please tell me that the Scooby-gang doesn’t know about the Nogistune.” Stiles hissed.

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sarah9531  asked:

I love your writing (the sheer quantity of it while keeping the high quality…wow, I admire you). I found your tumblr a week ago and went on a reading marathon, I have like ten pages left. Could I ask for more crossedoutname? I keep getting the mental image of Obi-wan (his impressive shielding keeping him hidden) calmly sipping his drink (the smug sassy bastard he is), while few tables away Anakin is cursing, because this is the fifth day he spent trudging around this forsaken planet and nothing.

The man was cursing and it was kind of music in Obi-Wan’s ears as he continued to calmly sip his tea and nibble on the croissant he had bought himself, a slight smile twitching his lips as the look alike of Anakin glared at his own table.

He wasn’t quite sure but apparently both Padme and Anakin could roughly ‘feel’ him.

But someone had to be a proper ruler and that was left to Padme. ‘Just as well, I get the feeling Anakin might start fires in her absence.’ He thought dryly and took another sip of tea.

So it was left to the Emperor himself along with his Imperial knights to look for Obi-Wan Kenobi without even a proper idea of how he looked though Obi-Wan had to admit, the aged up version they had constructed from his Initiate days were actually pretty alike him.

It made Obi-Wan curious though.

If they needed to age up an Initiate holo of him, that meant that there existed no adult version of him and with that logical conclusion that the version of him that had existed in this universe was dead or at least gone.

That would explain how Obi-Wan had been able to take their place though.

No double to replace or clash with.

It almost made him curious if the artifact had been designed as an escape to a place where you either didn’t exist or had been killed so you could make a new life.

He rubbed his chin slowly then finished his tea and got up, ensuring the hood was up as he left credits on the table and moved to the door, making sure to make his actions unhurried and unworried in case he caught anyone’s attention, his Force aura shielded behind several layers and hidden down so not to catch Anakin’s attention in the Force.

He still wasn’t sure what to do but he was starting to run out of credits and it was obvious that Anakin, this Anakin, was hunting for him.

‘Because I carry their names on my body. Force I still can’t quite wrap my head around that.’ He mused tiredly then rubbed his eyes lightly with a tired sigh.

Of course, nothing can be easy for Obi-Wan and he had a split second warning through the Force before his shoulder was grabbed as he passed an alley, dragged into it and slammed against the wall by a large hand as a viroblade was pressed to his neck with his hood falling back.

“Well well well, what a pretty thing we got here.” The besalisk thug leered at him as one of four hands kept Obi-Wan pinned to the wall by a shoulder, one held a blade to his throat and the two other started to grope at him, searching him both for weapons and coin. “Lucky I don’t spring for humans for you though I imagine if I was into the slave trade you’d fetch a pretty credit.”

Obi-Wan waved in what to do until the thug encountered the lightsaber.

Even an idiot know what that was and as the besalisk yellow eyes widened, Obi-Wan struck with the Force, sending him crashing into the opposite wall with Obi-Wan landing smoothly, fingers brushing the slight cut the viroblade left behind on his throat.

But more important then that was the sudden rousing of something dark and hunting not far away.

Anakin.

Force fuck a Sith.

Obi-Wan ran, pulling his hood back up as he did.

But now the blond had a trail and a good one and whoever had trained him had been thorough.

Obi-Wan smashed into what felt like durasteel but was a chest that had arms and hands that grabbed onto his shoulders.

And then he looked up into yellow eyes as his own wrapped around the wrists of the man who had been looking for him for several days and never quite catching him.

‘Like under the eyes of a nexus…’ Obi-Wan stared into the predatory hungry eyes that watched him in turn, flickered over his face to take in every inch of him and with a jolt, Obi-Wan realized there was not only hunger in those eyes but longing that had spent far to long unsoothed to be sated.

“Hello…Obi-Wan.” The Emperor greeted quietly while pulling the slighter man close.