Despite the HORRIFIC way some Kl@nc3 (or anti-Sh3ith) shippers have been conducting themselves, Lance in particular remains one of my favorite characters in the series(I'm always a slut for lame dorks that need to grow up ;) I'd love to see list of your headcanons about Mexican!Lance? Sorry I don't have any specific questions!
OH MAN OH MAN
SO. S O. @lancesexual and I have talked so much about this:
- MY #1 favorite hc for him is that he’s like. a fucking rich mexican fuckboi. I went to a private school in mexico and I knew a lot of them. I drew him dressed as one inspired in one of my old classmates named Diego.
- Also he can’t fucking handle spice for shit. He makes fun of white people who can’t all the time but when push comes to shove he cries with mole.
- He completely an 100% unapologetically shit talks in spanish
- he also shit talks using pet names in spanish. So like, prinesa and principe azul for shiro and mi rey for keith
- He has a lot of Mexican machismo issues but ALSO he loves getting his nails done, waxes his eyebrows, washes his face a lot with shit from origins
- He’s actually super sheltered bc his parents are paranoid and rich so he has a driver take him everywhere
- he has been drinking since he was 13 and says he can hold his alcohol bc of it but he can’t take a fucking shot to save his life. The first time he tried doing a shot of vodka his throat closed up and it shot out of his nose. Also likes really fruity and traditionally “feminine drinks”
- he has… way too many pumas sneakers, delete them. That goes for most of his wardrobe, actually.
- He loves tacos al pastor… so much. Whenever he’s in the US he just, suffers a lot bc there is no proper Mexican food. Whenever he goes back home he packs an entire suitcase of tortillas and freezes them. He gets offended when invited to Chipotle or whatever.
- Lance loves Mole and enchiladas and all the good shit but he always has to have a special non-spicy salsa made for him
- has been in private school his whole life
- He lives in Santa Fe, one of the richest parts of Mexico city in a penthouse
- Also he’s one of those dumb Mexican rich kids that get tired of their parents’ control and so they sneak out and go to parts of the city where they don’t know how to take care of themselves and luckily nothing’s happened to him but he’s still dumb
- Can’t eat in food stands because those things are honestly fucking gross and they serve you actual disease in those tacos
- Doesn’t know how to drive, bc sheltered childhood
- Watched a lot of shitty latin-american anime dub when he was younger and knows the Mexican opening of digimon by heart
- Watched La Nina de la Mochila Azul and is completely, 100% unapologetic about watching telenovels with his mom