oh man this is so lame

Boner

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Summary: The reader moves into a new town and finds out something surprising about her new gorgeous neighbor.

Prompt: “I’m not sure if you’re trying to turn me on but I have a boner now.”

Pairing: neighbor!Dean x Reader

Requested: @whispersandwhiskerburn


Change.

You’ve never despised a word so much in your god damn life. It mocks you, rips every little aggravation from the world and throws it right into your fucking face. It’s turned your life completely and totally upside down. Then it spun you the fuck around just to make sure you’re officially screwed.

Having just moved from New York two weeks ago, you can now call Nashville home. Forget a different state, you feel like you’re in a freaking different reality. The friendly residents alone throw you for a loop. You’re slightly convinced that they have some ulterior motive. Then again considering the shady fuckers in your past, you could just be paranoid. 

Growing up in a big city has given you a tough exterior that the men around here seem to be intimated by. It must be the way you carry yourself, also the permanent bitch face that you’ve acquired over the years.

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HOW TO FLEX & TROLL A SCENE

FLEX

Jajajajaja, DAT ADAM-Flex mode activated
Flex! - Flex!
Flex, troll a scene!
Flex! - Flex!
Flex, troll a scene!
Flex!


xD

[A]
Swerve, swerve, swerve, swerve!
Ich lache euch alle aus, so wie Mr. Wixa
Dein weak ass Flow hat mich getriggered - jaja
Blitzgewitter, wenn ich flex auf dem Track mit dem Brickminister - jaja
Mittelfinger an die Gagos und ihren Mist auf Twitter
Ihr seid outdated so wie Windows Vista
Ihr meint ihr wärt die Future - ha, sicher sicher, klar

[T]
Ey Flowwechsel, die so fresh sind, hat keiner von euch Low-Levels
Will ich ‘nen fordernden Gegner, dann müsst ich mich klonen oder meinen Bro battlen
You don’t get it - Nee, versteh'n tut ihr gar nix, für euch sind wir nur ein Fehler der Matrix
Was wollt ihr tun wenn DAT ADAM auf’s Gas tritt?

[A]
Oh damn, oh damn, das hätte niemand gedacht
Ey die YouTube-Lelleks zeigen steady, wie man es macht
Sag mir, wer von den Lames packt so viel Stil in die Parts?
Wir machen das selbe mit der Scene wie Freezer mit Namek

[T]
Boom, we blow it up und Deutsche Rapper callen Domian, brrrr
Ohne Spaß, wir drei sind on fire wie Ponita, ey
Ihr Style ist nich’ eigen und weiter verbreitet als Comic Sans, ey
Bei weitem ist keiner so nice wie die Hydra - You know it, bruh

[Bridge]
Yee, man – you know these German Rappers?
Oh, fuck em man
They want to be like American Rappers so bad right now
Yee, that’s true
They just talkin 'bout fucking bitches, making money and all that lame ass boring shit

[A]
Geh und zähl dein Cash, zähl dein Cash
Wir sorgen für 'nen Themawechsel
In der Welt ist stupid sein jetzt der Megatrend
Geh mal weg, denn wenn wir sprayen, dann mit Vehemenz
Permanent sind die DFA-Boys in ihrem Element

[T]
Und bleiben wie sie sind, einfach nur gechillt - Uns zu haten hat leider keinen Sinn
Drei verspielte Kids zeigen ihre Skills, droppen Hits und besteigen den Olymp,
schweben über Beats, leben die Musik - Jede Selbstkritik wäre Blasphemie
Lad ne Gun mit den Versen und den Skeems, ziel auf euch und entleer das Magazin

[A]
Wir spitten fire wie ein Charizard
Immer große Klappe wie ein Karnimani, bruh
Wir durchschauen all ihre Moves, Homie, Sharingan
Der Sound ballert, wie ein fucking Kamehameha

[T]
Wir flexen so ab wie 'ne Kreissäge
Echt lächerlich, dass ihr euch einredet,
dass das, was ihr macht, die Future ist
Ich lach über euch und die Scheißszene
Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha

[Bridge]
Yo brother
Mhm?
You know, german rappers are really creative
Oh really?
Yea, they are creative when it comes to inventing new sell-out moves
You know, they want you to buy their album years before they even put out some music
They put stupid shit no one needs in ugly boxes and call them deluxe, just to push their revenue, which leads to better chart rankings in Germany
That’s hella whack!

[A]
Yeah - genau das sind die Moves mein Homie
Jaja - warum sind sie solche Tools mein Homie
Oh damn - Wir sind cold wie ein fuckin’ Snowman
Und wie ein Virus für ihr fuckin’ Program
Sie sind trapped im Jetzt und wir schon im Morgen jajaja

[T]
Ja, wir sind die motherfuckin Babas
Zerfetzen in Sekunden wie Piranhas
Eure Promo ist nicht mehr als Propaganda
Bin zwar kein Japaner, aber euch nenne ich Baka
Haha haha - Ihr seid alle lachhaft
Mein Magen tut weh, weil ich so lach, es ist unfassbar
Hahahahahaha - Wir bändigen Flames wie der Avatar

[A]
Tell me, wenn sie der New Shit sind - warum bringen sie dann nichts Neues?
Manchmal gönne ich mir, was in diesem Land als Cool Shit gilt
Und bin disappointed - Fucking disappointed! - Einfach nur annoying, urgh
Und wir soll'n also die sein, die hier Toys sind?
Was vor Jahr'n schon von uns kam bringen Blitzmerker erst heute
Wir changen das Game, lowkey und die Missets wollen es leugnen

[T]
Ye ye ye yeee, Ihr wollt die Hydra ignoriern, aber seid heimlich interessiert
Sogar nach drei fucking Bonghits rap ich noch tighter ein als ihr
Ihr könnt’ den Style nicht imitiern - Da brauch echt keiner diskutiern
Ey, wir sind dope und ihr seid whack - Geht das rein in euer Hirn?


JAWS

[T]
T-Brick
Ich bin der Master der Bescheidenheit und halt’ nicht viel von Eitelkeit,
doch wenn ich in der Booth bin, Homie, lass’ ich all die Scheiße frei,
die Platz verbraucht in meinem Mind
Wenn ich mit Bars baller’, dann baller’ ich nicht zum Zeitvertreib

Ich baller’ den Einheitsbrei aus manifestierter Peinlichkeit
zurück in all seine Einzelteile, diese Gagos!
Keiner von denen ist einfallsreich und all ihre Tracks haben kein Detail
Meine Bestimmung ist sie zu zerfetzen, die Erde zu retten und fly zu sein

Nenn mich Light, denn der, über den ich nur eine Line
in mein fucking Rhymebook schreib, wird binnen Sekunden 'ne Leiche sein
Jede Zeile ein Meilenstein, yeah
Zeig mir einen, der meint sein Style ist nice, ich reiß ihn klein mit Leichtigkeit, wouh
denn von ihnen ist keiner nice, wouh
Alles, was ihnen fehlt, hab ich mir einverleibt, wouh
Im ganzen Business schwimmen nur noch kleine Fische
und dazwischen wirkt DAT FUCKING ADAM wie der weiße Hai

[T]
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Hai
Hai

[A]
Ohh Shit -
Mehr Impact als ein fucking Asteroideneinschlag
Homie, du weißt, Homie, du weißt - Wir geben den Ton an zurzeit
So far ahead und das ohne zu tryen
Gomenasai, Homie, Gomenasai, sai, sai!

Ey, tut mir doch Leid, dass unser Shit so damn nice ist
und sie nicht peil’n, dass nur zu pretenden nicht reicht
Wenn du so dope bist, dann zeig es - Homie, du weißt

DAT FUCKING ADAM versorgt deutsche Mucke mit Style
Fuck all of your numbers, kommt runter vom Hype
Ey, die Future zerreißt

[T&A]
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Jaws
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der motherfucking Weiße Hai
jajaja, Jaws
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der motherfucking Weiße Hai
Jajaja, Jaws


Swiggy Swiggy

[T]
Swerve motherfucker, swerve motherfucker
Swaggiest motherfucker on earth, motherfucker
Hair blue like a smurf, motherfucker
Niemand so swiggy in dieser world, motherfucker

Flyer als jeder verdammte bird, motherfucker
I’m the first, der mit jedem Verse burned, motherfucker
So gestört motherfucker - Sieh und learn, motherfucker
We the best, no matter what you fuckin’ heard, motherfucker

Nenn uns Rihanna, we work work work, motherfucker
We are stupid and contagious, so wie Kurt, motherfucker
Nach diesem Track bist du bald, denn unsere Mucke rasiert
Alles, was wir machen ist Rauf- und Runterpumpe-Musik

Fühl mich unverwundbar auf Beats - Hab keinen wunden Punkt, ich bin T
Bin am Feuer speihen in der Booth und drum herum ist mein Team, Hydra
Ganz egal, was ich tue, ye, drum herum ist mein Team, die Hydra
Niemand so swaggy in dieser world motherfucker

[A]
Jaaa - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
Ja ja - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
ey DAT ADAM is swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
Ja ja - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy

[T]
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy

Swerve - swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy

Swerve - swerve - swerve - swerve

[A]
Damn motherfucker, damn motherfucker
Keiner so fire wie meine Fam, motherfucker
Hydra ist der Name und ist program motherfucker
Jeder hier in meinem Team ist Head, motherfucker

Sie sind salty, salty, salty, Kikkoman motherfucker
Wir sind childish und slayen wie Peter Pan, motherfucker
Yeah, die Fingergun macht steady click click bang, motherfucker
Und die scene wird von den YouTube-Kids gesprengt, motherfucker

Ja, ja wir moven außerhalb der Frames, motherfucker
Fucking hot, aus deinen Boxen sprühen jetzt Flames, motherfucker
Geben keinen Fuck auf die ganzen big names, motherfucker
Was sie droppen ist repetetive und lame, motherfucker

Oh geez, oh damn, keiner flowt so wie die Gang, jajaja
Ganz egal, was ihr so denkt
Wir kommen mit der Heat ins Game - ja, ja, ja
Jeder, der so lieblos rappt, ist no match für diese Band - nah, nah, nah
Watch out homie, we go ham, here to stay, gehen nie mehr weg

Und ich grinde die Plants
Während sie vorm Benz posieren ziehen wir vorbei in 'nem Tesla
Hasserfüllte Gagos kriegen keinen Respekt, nah
Sie wollen es haten, doch finden es eigentlich fresh

Ha! Ey Rap macht so Spaß
Mit ihm zu spielen ist pure fun
Alle stellen sich viel zu sehr an
Guck mal, ich brauch nicht mal 'nen Reim

Shoutout an DAT ADAM
Und die Hand voll and'rer cooler Rapper, die ich kenne
Monster auf dem Beat, doch wenn er aus ist mehr so Lennon
Dass wir die besten im Land sind, ist bitter wie 'ne Lemon


IO

[T]
Bam bam - Der Blunt ballert, aber nicht wie in eine Pumpgun,
sondern wie Tritte von Van Damme - Homie, die Chrome EP war erst der Anfang
Ich brenne so wie Meramon - Ich werde noch mehr brennen so wie Meramon
Und meine Heißigkeit steigt mit jedem Song - Du wirst brennen, wenn du mir in die Quere kommst,

denn jeder meiner Verses killt wie ein Shinigami
Dass du denkst, dass du dope bist find ich funny, he, denn das stimmt nicht, sorry!
Jedes mal, wenn ich mir anseh’, was grade so trendet,
frag ich mich, ob das ihr Ernst is’ - No Joke!
Davon krieg’ ich einen Kotzreiz und zur Beruhigung hau ich mir 'nen Jibby an und danach noch ein

Wir sind ein eingespielteres Team als diese Turtles bro, bro
und den anderen einen Schritt voraus genau wie dieser Sherlock Holmes, bro
Mit gestörten Flows rasieren wir auf Turnup-Shows
Wir machen Welle und sie schwimmen mit als wären sie Surfer, bro, bro

[A]
Ey, yeah, yeah
Flow straight aus der future wie Trunks (Future Trunks, nicht der Kleine)
Ich, baller um mich doch ich use keine gun (Fingergun, fingergun, fingergun!)
They do it for money we do it for fun! (we do it for fun)
Scheiß auf Bottles im Club wir rollen Doubies im Park

Ab diesem Jahr ist jedes Jahr nur unser Jahr (nur unser Jahr)
Denn die Sounds sind hotter als der Planet Mustafar (Mustafar)
Das was sie bring ist und bleibt nur dritte Wahl

Yeah, yeah
Guck, meine Crew sieht aus wie ein Anime-Cast
Ihre wie ein Haufen fucking Wannabe-Stars
Fake ass, lying ass, copy and paste ass hitters,
ich kann euch nicht ab, nah

Mitleid für die Lames, denn sie tauschen ihre Seele gegen fame,
Profit over everything - Das gottverdammte Motto ihrer ehrenlosen Gang
Immer so late, weil sie gar nichts getten, wow
Fuckboys tragen jetzt Versaceketten und Affen fangen an uns alles nachzuäffen, bruh

Weirde, weirde, weirde Welt -
Ich throw das Peace Sign ab und zieh am J,
denn all der weak shit macht mich so angry
Ich will wieder Richtung space (wieder Richtung space, wieder Richtung space)

Steig in mein Spaceship in ABC Basic und schrei: “Nieder mit dem Game!”
Homie es ist DAT FUCKING ADAM, wer uns jetzt noch nicht kennt
Der merkt sich besser diesen Namen, denn wir nehm'n euch bei der Hand und führen euch in die future, damit ihr auch mal hier ankommt, bitch!


Goody Goody

[T]
Yeah, ihre Crew macht Kampfansagen, yeah - Meine Crew macht Hanfparade, yeah
Sie sind Riesenaffen, aber ich werd’ ihn'n den Schwanz abschlagen
oder sie werfen ihn ab, als würd ich Salamander jagen
Callt schon mal den Krankenwagen, yeah

Ey, meine Crew so fucking hot, als würde sie in Magma baden
Und ihre so faceless - Ich kann sie mir noch schlechter merken als 'n viel zu langen Manganamen

Ganz andere Liga, yeayea - Anderes Kaliber, yeayea
Sie machen vielleicht Business, aber glaube mir, von innen sind sie alle nur Verlierer, huh
Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu: Man sieht Feuerbälle immer, wenn ich Flows kick’
But you won’t get it, wenn du nur ein fucking clone bist
Please wait a minute 'cause my phone rings

Okay, ich hebe nicht ab
Ich bin grade beschäftigt mit dem nicht geben eines Fucks
Der ganze Planet fängt an zu beben durch den Bass
Du kannst diesen Sound nicht fühlen, Homie, rede keinen Quatsch, Homie, rede keinen Quatsch

Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Und hab’ gegen Missets schon seit der Geburt an 'ne Allergie

[A]
Ich rolle meinen Doobie, smoke ihn im Jacuzzi
Dope in meiner Lunge, Strohhalm drin im Smoothie
Oh, mir geht es goody
Es ist almost wie im Movie, oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody

[T]
Ruft besser einen Feuerwehrwagen, denn dieser Track ist der Burner
Ihr drückt den Replay-Button, bevor ihr das Ende gehört habt
Wir sind die Rapper der Future, muss ich das echt noch erörtern?
Ich scheiß auf alle anderen, die nichts außer Whackness verkörpern,

denn ich bin Deutschrap-Fan und ich bin echt enttäuscht
Mein favorite Rapper hierzulande ist mein bester Freund
und der Rest der Leute, deren Shit noch klar geht,
kann ich an meinen Fingern abzählen

Ich mein’ das nicht persönlich, haha, ist doch alles goody
Ich will nur ein bisschen nerven wie die Kids bei Call of Duty
Ihr seid kein Hindernis ihr Rookies
Das ist noch lange nicht alles also fick nicht mit meinen Brudis!

Aha, aha - Besser als wir geht nicht
Wir sind superkalifragilistikexpialigetisch
und ihr seid alle berechenbar als wärt ihr geometrisch
und dabei der reinste Abfuck, wie der fette Block bei Tetris

Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Und hab’ gegen Missets schon seit der Geburt an 'ne Allergie
Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Aladdin, Brudi - Und hab’ gegen Missets 'ne Allergie


S/O

[A]
Yah, yah, yah -
My whole team got my back
Sie wollen uns down reden, auch wenn sie keinen von uns wirklich kennen
Doch es interessiert mich nicht - Was der Rest meint, interessiert mich nicht,

denn my whole team got my back
Yeah, egal, was ich mach’ und wohin ich geh
Wir lassen uns nie im Stich
Keine Family ist so real im Biz, yea yea

Businessheads wir haben keine Zeit für sie Bitch,
guck wir teilen gern Shit, doch die Vibes sind nicht richtig
Nein, nein, nein sie peilen nicht die Vision
Paper über alles ist nicht meine Religion

Ey und wir sliden durchs Biz
und die meisten hier sind so damn versteift auf ihr Image
Doch nicht mein Team, mein Team
Das Motto heißt „Freedom und Realness“

[A]
Yea yea, shoutout to my friends, yea
Proud to be with them them, yea
Down until the end, yea
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back

[T]
Yeah - Die Hippies sind back
Und hitten das Lab mit Jib’ im Gepäck
Du weißt wer es ist - Hydra, Hydra, Hydra
Das ist nicht nur 'ne Band, nicht nur ein Trend, nicht nur 'ne Gang, das ist die Fam

Und alles was ich need in my life
Brauch’ nur die kleine Pi, mein Team und das reicht,
denn jeder von denen weiß, wer ich bin
und bestärkt mich darin zu sein, wie ich bin - Keiner bestimmt!

Und Missets fangen an uns als verrückt zu betiteln,
denn diese Missets mögen gar nicht, wenn man glücklich und real ist,
denn dank den Medien sehen sie nur noch künstliche Feelings
und ich hab damals echt geglaubt, irgendwas stimmte mit mir nicht,

aber okay okay, heut’ ist es okay
Die Welt wird wieder bunt, wenn deine Freunde dich verstehen
Noch immer Misfit, aber heut’ ist es ok
Ich lass’ einfach fließen und steh’ meinen Träumen nicht im Weg, yea

denn my whole team got my back, yea
denn my whole team got my back
denn my whole team got my back
My whole team got my back
My whole team got my back

[M]
Ok, ich jump rein jetzt
Ich bin drin jetzt
Ich fühl es, ja

I’m a better me since I found my family
Look at my team we’re free
Look at my, look at my team, we’re free

Valentine’s Day Sentence Starters

Mixed Starters :: Cute :: Fluffy :: Valentine’s Day Gone Wrong.

  1. “Who needs a date on valentine’s day when I have you?”
  2. “Our waiter is so hot.”
  3. "No, you have fun with your date. Don’t let my being stood up stop you.”
  4. “Oh, my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”
  5. “Valentine’s day is my favorite holiday! I know it’s lame but I can’t help it. I’m a hopeless romantic. there, I said it.”
  6. “We’re going Dutch, right?”
  7. “Tell me that’s not my ex over there.”
  8. “What do you mean you’re at the restaurant across town?”
  9. “You’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.”
  10. “Babe, you know I love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, I ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?”
  11. “Nobody said anything about this being a cover band!”
  12. “Um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but I’m allergic to roses.”
  13. Tthis is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!”
  14. “Oh my– are you proposing?!”
  15. “Do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?”
  16. “Valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! I hate it.”
  17. “We’re eating out at the Golden Arches!”
  18. “We’re going to do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re going to go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.”
  19. “I can’t believe I’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliché.”
  20. “Does this have caramel in it? I’m allergic to caramel!”
  21. “How was I supposed to know there would be a bee in the bouquet?!”
  22. “This is not a proposal!”
  23. “I shaved my legs for this?”
  24. “My boss told me I have to work late.”
  25. “I didn’t realize these tickets were for the nosebleed section.”
  26. “Um, I tried to buy some sexy underwear, but I think they sent me the wrong size…”
  27. “That movie was awful.”
  28. “You can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”
  29. “Something has been nibbling on these chocolates.”
  30. “Um, I know this is really cliché and all, but it’s valentine’s day and I just wanted to say… I really like you.”
  31. “I’m going to be stuck at work for a little longer… I’m sorry, I know it’s our date tonight…”
  32. “I forgot to make reservations.”
  33. “I am not going to be your fake-date to this party.”
  34. “I wish I could do more for you today but I’m really broke…”
  35. “I love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”
  36. “So… can I assume you don’t have a date tonight either?”
  37. “Olive Garden is not fine dining!”
  38. “I’m really sorry my dog peed on your good shoes.”
  39. “I didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! I swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.”
  40. “What do you mean these diamonds are fake?”
  41. “We’re out of condoms.”
TRANSCRIPT OF QUESTIONS FROM JACK’S PANEL

Here is the transcript from the panel only including the actual questions, for the people who cant watch / don’t have time / or who were triggered by some of the topics discussed. 

All of the personal stories have been removed, this is just the questions that the fans asked and Jack answered. Some questions were left out as i either couldn’t hear it properly or they were too complicated to write out (only one or two). Enjoy!


Fan: I wanted to know if you could speak another language?

Jack: Uh, kinda? I mean- I barely speak english, so. I speak a small bit of Irish, French, Danish, a little bit of Korean. Not very well!

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Fan: I have a serious question, do you want to go to prom with me?

Jack: I was waiting for some very strong political commentary or something. Dude i’ll go to prom with you! I’m not a cheap date though. Im gonna need a limo, a dress, flowers.. Ok, sure. No problem. Hit me up. Hit me up in the DMs. Slide into them DMs man.

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Fan: Do you prefer the original ghostbusters or the remake?

Jack: What do you think? It’s like- Do you like to eat pizza, or do you like to eat garbage? Does that answer your question? [laughs]

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Fan: What’s your favourite song?

Jack: Im gonna have to go with the opening to Peppa Pig. It’s the best. It’s hard to top that. [snorts] [quietly sings Peppa Pig theme song]

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Fan: Whats your favourite soundtrack from a game?

Jack: Oh, Jesus. See, everyone wants me to say Undertale, and that’s a good one, but i’m going to have to go with Shadow of the Colossus. And thats not just because its my favourite game ever, i think the soundtrack is really good and it really compliments that game as well. And its epic, you should work out to that soundtrack. Just like, battling titans, its amazing.

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Fan: Since you don’t like Guinness, what kind of beer do you like?

Jack: See i’m like the worst irishman. I like beer but it’s like, Miller and Coors. Im so not patriotic at all. I like light beers. Im sorry everybody!

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Fan: Do you like Twenty One Pilots and if so, what’s your favourite song by them?

Jack: I started off listening to their Blurry Face album- [Audience cheers] Man, thats all i have to talk about is Twenty One Pilots and then i’m good? [Audience cheers again] My favourite song from them is Lame Boy.

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Fan: I wanted to know what your favourite storyline series is on the channel? Aside from Shadow of the Colossus.

Jack: Oh god, hit me with all the big questions. I don’t know, there’s a lot of good ones that i’ve played that have really good stories. My current favourite one is Night in the Woods. I love it, it’s just so weird! “Im a total trash mammal”. But probably Undertale. I’m not pandering either, i really like it.

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Fan: Is there something that you wanted to try in the next year that you haven’t tried before?

Jack: Hmm, how much am i allowed to say… One thing that i want to try more of, and i’ve said this in videos, is to try and do this kind of thing in a touring fashion. To try and go around- because we always go to these events, and we always go to panels at them, but not everyone can come to this and there’s people watching at home- Hi people at home! [waves at camera] So it kind of sucks because all of these events go on in places that certain people can’t get to. So im going to try and do a thing- its not going to be anything crazy. We’re just going to try and do a thing where we go to more places and try and do more of these at different venues. Hopefully, i don’t know how that’s going to work, we need to test it out first. It could be awful. But hopefully we can get it done.

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Fan: What video was the most fun for you to make?

Jack: Oh god, there’s like four million of them. I don’t know, it’s different because different things are fun for different reasons. Recording certain series- recording Shadow of the Colossus was really fun because its my favourite game, and then recording The Last Guardian was awesome because that was the sequel to that. And then recording with these guys [gestures to Mark, Ethan, etc] is awesome as well because we always laugh a lot. Different games for different reasons, certain things that- well, its more the ones that stand out to me more so the ones that are ‘fun’. It’s easy to have fun but its hard for a game to have a huge impact on you. 

So two games that come to mind that have had a huge impact on me was ‘That Dragon, Cancer’ because thats just a rollercoaster from start to finish. That and ‘The Beginners Guide’ was a big one for me. Because i remember when i finished recording that video i was like “Ok, people are going to like this. I love this, this was a good thing to record.” And it was a nice experience to share and i don’t often get to do that with games. Like its fun to do Happy Wheels and everything, but at the end of the day they all kind of blend together. These are the ones that stand out, and it’s the one that stand out and sit there for a very long time that mean the most to you. Not that they were the most fun to record, but they were the ones to kind of stay with me the longest.

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Fan: Is there a game that you play that you’re not very fond of?

Jack: Ooo, good one. I don’t know, i don’t think there is. If there’s ever a game that i’m not really fond of i just don’t play it. I think that goes for a lot of people. Or if i get bored of something i usually stop playing it. Well a lot of games i don’t know what they’re going to be like until i play it. God i wish i had an example, im bad at this. What videos have i recorded?

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Fan: If you were to discover a planet in outer space, what would you name that planet?

Jack: Well, Uranus is taken. So im going to have to go with Urectum.

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Fan: What kept you motivated throughout your entire YouTube career even when things seemed like they would never go your way?

Jack: Its going to sound like a cop out, but literally the people who watch the videos. I know it sounds cheesy and it sounds like you’re pandering to the people, but thats the real reason. There’s always a time when you’re uploading stuff that you don’t know if its going to do well or you don’t know if people are going to like it, and sometimes it just takes off and people love it. Then there’s always the times when you feel really down and you can go into the comments or go on Instagram or Tumblr or Twitter or something, and you can see people saying really nice things, or you will see them drawing fan art of the game that you’ve played or telling you their story. Like the people who have come up and said that you’ve helped them a lot, its that kind of stuff that keeps you going. 

Because it’s very easy when you’re doing YouTube to get very jaded by it, because there’s a lot of- like when you get super involved in it and you do it as your job and you’re doing it day after day all the time, its very easy for it to consume you and to make you feel a bit cynical about everything. I don’t know, like you kind of take for granted what you have. So its when you do things like this, when you meet people, when you hear their stories and you hear how much what you do means to them, even if you think its silly, that keeps you going. Because you mean a lot for other people, as much as the people mean for you when they watch your videos. It’s a very back and forth thing and i definitely think its the viewers who watch your content.

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Fan: Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Jack: HELL YES.

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Fan: What do you want to say to all of the haters of pineapple on pizza out there?

Jack: Fuck you. There’s two types of people in the world, people who like pineapple on pizza, and people who are wrong [points at Mark]

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Fan: When the full release [of Subnautica] comes out in May, are you going to re-do the series?

Jack: Yes. I mean, i feel like i kind of have to. Well i’ll probably skip a lot of the similar stuff like building bases and farming things [can’t hear what he said here] and whatever we haven’t seen or if stuff has changed or anything like that. I will definitely do it again, i love that game. The more Subnautica i get to play, the better. Its like the best game ever.

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Fan: How is it like to make people smile every day?

Jack: It’s the best, man. Its awesome. It’s weird when you do- like i know that YouTube, what we do, people don’t consider it a job, but it is a job. And not a lot of people get to have that sort of feedback in their job or their line of work or the stuff that they like to do, or in their hobbies even. So its really cool that the stuff that we get to do that makes us happy, in turn reflects and makes other people happy, which in turn makes us happy, then it makes you happy. So its a really cool thing. I love it. I can’t imagine myself doing anything else anymore and it’s the best feeling in the world.

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Fan: What’s a big goal that you want to achieve this year or in the next coming years?

Jack: Its like talking to a guidance counsellor again, like, ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’. I don’t know, happy? [laughs]

Fan: It’s ok, happy is good. Stay happy!

Jack: I will try my best. As i said in the other question, i hope to do touring, and there’s other stuff that i’m trying to get done, that i can’t really say anything about and we don’t know if they’re going to happen or not so i don’t want to put stuff out there. As i said in the new years video i did, i just want to try and reach my potential or at least push past that. Because again, it’s very easy to just get complacent and just upload videos and do whatever, but you need to have that drive and that fire in you to keep going and try new things. I really want to try new things because i keep putting it off a lot of the time like, ‘oh, i have to make videos today i don’t have time for that.’ 

So i want to try and do more, and try and do bigger and better things because i always see other people do bigger and better things and its really inspiring. I want to try and reach that kind of potential as well. And i want to surprise people more than anything. I don’t want to just do the same thing over and over again and people think ‘oh its the loud, swearing Irishman.’ That’s cool, and that’s going to be on my gravestone, but i want to do more, and i want to as i said, surprise people and maybe do stuff that people thought i couldn’t do or stuff that i didn’t think i could do. I don’t know what that is, but we will find out together.

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Fan: What’s it like knowing that thousands, millions of people support you in your dream even though 95% of them you’ve never met?

Jack: That is a weird thing, isn’t it? Because i always meet people and like all you guys here, a lot of you know who i am, some of you probably don’t, you probably just wandered in here, saw a crowd and was like ‘sure, whats going on in here?’ [laughs] So its really weird when you meet people and they know so much about you but you know almost nothing about them. Or maybe you know their username or their avatar and stuff like that, so i don’t know, it’s really bizarre. It’s a really surreal feeling, it’s awesome, i love that. I love that when you do YouTube you can reach so many different people, and not just world wide, there is so many people in different countries that speak languages that i had never even heard spoken, that you can see watched your video and im like, how? That kind of stuff is just so cool. I’m always fascinated by it. I don’t think i’ll ever stop being fascinated by it.

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Fan: When did you and Signe meet? And how?

Jack: We actually met through Tumblr, which is really weird. Whenever i tell people that, they are kind of like ‘Oh.. i don’t know..’ Oh, we have five minutes! Ok, really fast. So, i was on Tumblr one day, and i was looking at a cool thing, and then she was like ‘hey dude wassup’ and i was like ‘yo girl wassup’ and then i was like ‘oh awesome.. thats pretty cool’ [laughs] 

No, she had drawn some stuff of me a long time ago and then we just got talking. I can’t remember what we got talking about first, i’m terrible. And then i needed- I asked her if i could use one of her pieces of art in a thumbnail for a fan game that was done, so we just kind of got talking through that. And then she was doing a livestream on her birthday, and she was drawing me in it, so i stopped in, creepily. And i just said, “Hey, you better draw me pretty.” as a joke and she said “Go fuck yourself.” so i was like [nods head] Suh dude? [laughs] Its not just some magical fairytale, i didn’t ride in on a white horse brandishing a blade. I’m such a Casanova, right?

trimberly prompt: “seven minutes in heaven” (2.7k)


Kimberly is the first over the lip of the chasm, collapsing to the ground once she reaches the top, coarse gravel digging uncomfortably into her shoulder blades. She considers moving, but only manages to lift her head instead, biting back a groan, watching as Jason climbs out of the ravine, close behind. He splays on the quarry ground next to her, reaching out to pinch weakly at her arm.

“Maybe it’s time we invest in a rope,” he says, “or like a really long ladder.”

Trini is the next up, and she greets them with a glare, tossing a handful of gravel halfheartedly in their direction.

“Who made you the leader again?”

Zach hauls himself over the edge, reaching back to pull Billy up behind him. “I think that was the giant disembodied head,” he says. “If I remember correctly.”

Kimberly laughs and Jason mimes a frown, swatting his hand vaguely in Zach’s direction. “It’s not my fault I have the coolest color.”

Trini scoffs. “As if.”

“Yeah,” Kimberly says, snapping at the elastic of her pink sports bra, the hem visible under her low-scooped tank, “that would be me.”

If the motion draw Trini’s eyes, Kimberly doesn’t notice.

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oh, baby [draco malfoy]

request: “Could u do Draco x reader with prompts 97 and 103 please? It would be so interesting plus I love your writing. You’re so cool xoxo” -anon

word count: ~3000

a/n: why thank u anon, i AM pretty cool! (kidding im actually SO lame like u dont even know omG) anyway i wrote this at like 3 am and im posting it at 5 am so. i’m a few hours late (like a day actually but who’s counting, NOT ME) but happy bday to the real OG man draco malfoy! now enjoy this hot mess of sleep deprivation, angst, snark, and marina and the diamonds inspiration

97: “i don’t want to have a baby.”

103: “i had to see you again.”

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Day 13: 30 Day Spider-Man Challenge

Moment that makes you laugh

Anything with Peter and Wade. Honestly, what SpideyPool moment doesn’t make me laugh? I love ‘em all, but I think my favorite was this one

I just loved how in tune they were and then Wade getting all scared in that last panel and Peter actually holding onto him! Oh, gods, I was laughing so fucking hard! I just love all of this

Bonus: More synchronized lame jokes (I live for these)

The Things She Carried

Part 5. Closer and Closer

Dean x Reader

Masterpost with all the parts

Summary: Dean meets a huntress. Well, he would define her a robot. At least until he gets to know her…

Word Count: 2400+

Tags: @mrswhozeewhatsis @daydreamingintheimpala @mysoul4dean @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @amoreagron @spnfangirl1965 @aristtewinchesterholmes @thisisthelilith @chelsea072498 @skymoonandstardust @apeshit7x @aiaranradnay @anokhi07 @tatortot2701 @jerkbitchidjitassbutt  @mangasia @sharkeeshark @maui137 @electricbluecas @squirrellover1967 @kazchester-fanfiction @gabavaldman @riversong-sam @lavieenlex @mogaruke @zanthiasplace @holywaterbucketchallenge @soullessbabee @loricwizardbluetoastedcake @barneybrigade @extreme-supernatural-lover @imissyoualittlemoreeveryday @iliketowrite02 @stormisamystery @itschelseabennett @samdean-67 @jensen-jarpad @27bmm

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Double Lives - Jason Todd x Reader

Prompt: Can you do a Jason one where he meets this amazing girl and they arrange a date but something comes up and texts reader that he’ll be a little late but she is actually a hero too and they team up and neither of them has any idea about the other’s + secret identity but they eventually find out and fluff and humor please?

Hey babe I’m going to be running a little late.’ You phone read. Honestly, you were a relieved by Jason’s text. You were in a bit of a precarious situation and as much as you wanted to be primping for your date right now, you were stuck interfering with a mafia drug operation. To be honest you were just about to text him to delay your date yourself when he beat you to the punch

Your good mood was effectively shot to hell when the obnoxious thorne in your side in a bright Red Hood waltzed into your job and started fucking everything up.

“Motherfucker.” You swore before hurrying in after him. “Would it kill you to get your own fucking job?” You growled at him.

“It’s not my fault you’re not fast enough.” He said.

“Do you really pride yourself on your speed? Your poor girlfriend …” You shook your head in mock sadness. Red Hood chuckled at your burn.

“Oh believe me, I can take my time where it counts.”

“Uh-huh. Well can we hurry this along then? I’ve got a date tonight and I’d really not like to stand this guy up.” You said.

“This one finally a keeper?” He asked.

“Well you don’t need to say it like that. You make it sound like I have a revolving door of boyfriends.” You said. How dare he make assumptions about you. He didn’t even know you past these times where he wouldn’t get out of your hair.

“I never said anything about them being your boyfriends. I’m just implying that maybe you have more suitors than you know what to do with.” He said and you could practically hear the cocky little smirk underneath his hood.

“You disgust me.” You rolled your eyes.

“It’s a compliment!” He replied defensively. “So what’s the poor sucker like?”

“He’s a better man than you’ll ever be.” You retorted.

“Oh ouch you got me. How will I ever recover from that sick burn?” He replied sarcastically. “Whoever he is he sounds lame.”

“He’s not lame. He sweet and strong and funny and loyal and he’s got the biggest heart I’ve ever seen.” You gushed about Jason. All you wanted right now was to be on your date with him but instead you stuck here with this obnoxious loser.

“Sounds to me that he’s lacking in the looks department.”

“Not that it’s any of your business, he’s the sexiest fucking man I’ve ever had the pleasure of dating.” You argued.

“Let me get this straight. He’s nice, he’s sexy, he’s a fucking saint. Correct me if I’m wrong but he seems too good to be true. I think you’re making him up.”

“Why would I make up my boyfriend? You know what, nevermind. Let’s just get this over with.” You said. You had screwed around long enough with the Red Hood. You really didn’t want to stand Jay up again.

“What? So you can go fuck your boyfriend?” He sang teasingly.

“Why hasn’t anyone shot you yet?” You asked in completely amazement.

“It’s not for lack of trying.” He laughed. “Now let’s get you to your prince charming.” He said, cocking his gun and kicking down the door to the compound.

You managed to come out of the scuffle in one piece, the Red Hood however came out with a new slash in his fancy leather jacket that wasn’t there before. The fucker probably had a million other of the stupid jackets just sitting around his evil lair.

As soon as you could you hurried to the restaurant where you were supposed to meet Jason. You hurriedly retouched your makeup and smoothed down you hair in the cab ride. When you got to the restaurant Jason was already there waiting for you. The two of you shared a nice dinner and the two of you eventually left the restaurant to explore the city hand in hand.

You shivered when the cold air hit your skin. Jason noticed this and he immediately put his jacket over your shoulders, holding you closer to him. You were peacefully enjoying your time with Jason when you noticed a rip on the sleeve of Jason’s leather jacket. That hadn’t been there before.

“Hey Jay?” You asked your gaze fixated on the gash in the arm of the jacket. You dreaded the question you were about to ask but somehow you already knew the answer.

“Yeah, [Y/N]?”

“Where did you get this jacket?” You asked.

“Oh it’s just something that I’ve had for a while. Sorry about the sleeve, it got caught this morning and wouldn’t you know it just ripped.” He replied vaguely.

“Jason this question might seem really odd but I need you to answer me honestly. Please. My sanity hinges on it.” You pleaded.

“Is something wrong?” Jason asked.

“Jason, are you the Red Hood?” You asked slowly. He was taken aback by your question but he also didn’t deny it. You could see it in his face. You were right.

“Oh my god!” You cried pushing Jason away from you. You removed his jacket and shoved it to his chest.

“Oh shit you’re -” Jason said, suddenly seeing the side of you that you had fought so hard to separate your private life from. “[Y/N]! Look! I’m sorry, I didn’t know. I swear!”

“I can’t believe this.” You groaned. You tried to walk ahead of him and flag down a cab but he caught your hand and turned you back around in his arms.

“Look I know we hate each other on a professional level but I care for you. Please, [Y/N], I still want this if you do.” Jason pleaded.

“I don’t know Jason. This is fucking insane.” You replied hesitantly.

“I’m still me. All that shit that you said about me earlier, it’s all still true. I haven’t changed.” He insisted.

“You said my boyfriend was too good to be true.” You argued.

“I still stand by that statement.” He shot back. “But I’ll have you know that my girlfriend is the sexiest fucking woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of dating and I would very much like to keep it that way.” He said quoting your words directly. 

“You’re such an asshole.” You replied straight-faced.

“But I am your asshole?” He asked. You rolled your eyes, grabbed him by the shirt, and roughly collided you lips with his. You kissed passionately below a flickering street lamp for a few countless minutes before you pulled away.

“I’m still mad at you.”

BTS as Flirty Starbucks Guys - Hoseok

Request by@belikelasagna: Annyeonggg Request: Them as flirty Starbucks guyss Hope you don’t mind me requesting reeeally often!! :))

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Please remember I’m going to be posting 1 a day for the next 7 days (a member a day) and it’s going to be in the order in which the ideas came to me and I wrote them😋

They all vary in length but I’ll give a word count before each one💁

I’m getting so close to 800 followers and I’m still honestly so amazed at you all! I cannot thank you enough for all the love and support💖

Let me know what you think and, as always, feel free to make requests (HERE)

I will update my Masterlist soon and I promise another update for Heartbreak Girl is coming, but I was busy working on this😅

Enjoy!✌

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Member: Hoseok

Length: 1604 words

“Hi, welcome to Starbucks, how do you brew?”

“That’s the worst line yet!”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.” You quickly retorted to the still grinning barista in front of you, who shrugged off your rejection with ease and motioned to the coffee he’d been about to make for you.

“Do you want me to grind that for you?”

Cue wink from Mr Flirty Pants and another sigh/try not to laugh combo from you.

“You know grease is really not good for the body, I heard it clogs up arteries.”

“You roast my heart.” Mr Flirty Pants said playfully, clutching his chest and scrunching up his face in mock hurt.

“You’ll live, goodbye Mr Flirty Pants.” You wiggled your fingers in a wave as you walked away and that made him stand up straight and grin at you again.

“I told you to call me Hoseok, or Hobi!” Mr Flirty Pants – Hoseok – called but you kept walking, “Fine, I’ll get you with a good line on Friday.” You still kept walking but if anyone commented on the smile on your face, you’d deny it.

***

“Excuse me love, but is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”

“Wow.” You drew the word out and raised your eyebrows at Hoseok, a slight laugh betraying your usual relaxed demeanour slipping past your lips as one side of your mouth quirked up a little.

“What, don’t tell me you can’t feel something brewing between the two of us?” He waggled his eyebrows and grinned, and somehow – from Lord knows where – you found the strength to resist the urge to face palm.

“I am never ordering tea again.”

“I always took you as more of a coffee person anyways, because if you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso cause you’re so fine.”

“I’m never ordering anything again.” You playfully grumbled, moving over to where they handed out completed orders and flushed it’s hot in here okay, you’re definitely not blushing when you saw Hoseok already adding your usual 2 sugars into your tea and stirring it for you, putting on a lid and handing you a straw before you could even reach for anything.

“So is it just my order you know exactly how I like it, or do you do this for all the girls?” You quipped teasingly and felt a grin start to make its way onto your face as you saw the slight blush colour his cheeks, bashfully ducking his head to school his expression into something more relaxed – you guessed – before looking up at you again.

“Nope, it’s just you, oh and his mom!” One of Hoseok’s co-workers called out, smirking mirthlessly which made Hoseok whip around to face him, death glare firmly fixed on his face.

“Just because your date went well last Friday does not mean you get to start acting all ‘cool’ now hyung. I never did that to you!” You laughed softly to yourself as Hoseok scolded his co-worker, but that soft laughter soon turned into louder giggles as Yoongi – as his nametag read – rounded on Hoseok and you found out that some people didn’t need height to be intimidating.

“That’s because I never used lame lines on my girl. I went up to her like a man.”

“Oh yes, because pining after her from a far for over 3 weeks is so manly hyung.” You could see Hoseok roll his eyes as he replied but had to give him credit for remaining respectful throughout their little spat.

“Hey brat, don’t forget who does your washing at home. I’ll make all your white clothes pink!” Yoongi retorted and it finally made sense why they argued so plainly and freely, they were friends and obviously roommates too.

You covered the next bout of giggles with a cough and that brought Hoseok’s attention back to you, eyes wide as he realised you had been stood there for their whole argument.

“Morning tea and a show, looks like I’m going to have a good day.” Smiling, you picked up your takeaway cup and removed the paper from your straw before sticking it in to the small opening and taking a sip. “It’s perfect, thanks Hoseok.”

Hoseok just blinked at you for a few seconds before he gathered his composure and his signature smile made its way onto his face, making your own one broaden slightly.

“See you on Sunday!” He called as you walked out and you turned back and gave him one brief nod before continuing your way out.

***

“Morning Hoseok.” You greeted sweetly, nodding at Yoongi in acknowledgement when you saw him standing behind the counter too.

“Good morning, what can I get for you today?”

You gasped, right hand going up to your chest as you stared at Hoseok in shock, “Who are you and what have you done with Hoseok?”

He laughed softly at your question and rocked back on his heels as he shrugged and motioned for you to order.

Still in a bit of a daze at Hoseok’s quiet demeanour and lack of a pick-up line, you ordered a hot chocolate for a change and smiled when he nods in approval at your choice.

Looking around and seeing that it was still quite empty at the moment (it was 8am on a Sunday morning, of course it was empty) you decided to stay by the cash register that was closer to the barista bar, watching as Hoseok made your hot chocolate with quiet concentration.

“So when did he get abducted and replaced by an alien clone?” You directed the question to Yoongi who chuckled, but watched as Hoseok lifted his gaze to meet yours before rolling his eyes and carrying on with your order.

“Not too sure, he was fine this morning but got quiet as soon as he saw you.” Yoongi was smirking as he spoke and ducked as a dishcloth was thrown at him, laughing loudly. “Maybe it’s a selective alien clone that only comes out around pretty girls.” He was cackling now as Hoseok threw another dishcloth at him, glaring as if his life depended on it while you giggled softly at their antics.

“Shut up hyung, I was not abducted. There was no aliens or cloning or anything of the sort, so just.” Hoseok made a frustrated zipping motion with his hand and Yoongi either took pity on his friend or was bored he was bored, and backed away slowly, walking around the counter to go wipe down tables.

When Hoseok turned back around he seemed to jump slightly as if realising you were still there and smiled sheepishly, breathing out a slight laugh before continuing with the task at hand.

“Really though, how come you didn’t greet me like you usually do?” You asked softly, making him look up again.

“I uh, wanted to try something different I guess?” Hoseok replied just as softly, motioning for you to come to the collection side of the counter with a tilt of his head.

You complied, walking over to stand in front of him and quickly reached out to stop his hands from adding your usual two sugars, a look of shock and confusion on his face as your hands gently laid on top of his.

“Don’t you want?” He gestured as much as he could to the sugar in his hands while yours were still over his and you shook your head.

“No thank you, it’ll be sweet enough considering you made it, although it would be sweeter if it had come with another line.” You half teased and stifled a giggle when Hoseok’s eyebrows shot up, mouth partially opening in – well – more shock.

“You… I… you like the… when I… huh?” He sputtered, taking a step back which removed his hands from yours that he then proceeded to run through his hair.

“Hoseok, I’m a semi-broke college student that lives 20 minutes away. There is Starbucks on my campus yet I’m at this one at 8am on a Sunday morning because I know that’s one of your shifts. I think it’s safe to say that I like your dorky lines.” As you let the words slip freely from your lips you could feel the blush tinging your cheeks, but you refused to look away as Hoseok stared at you in what looked like awe and slight embarrassment.

“They weren’t that dorky.” He mumbled out, his own blush tinting his cheeks pink, but there was small smile on his face as he looked at you.

“How about I give you one more chance? I’m feeling extra sweet today.” You grinned at him, tapping a finger against your hot chocolate and he let out a laugh before a look of determination set in his eyes.

“Okay, I haven’t said it yet technically but if I asked you out, would you give me a shot?”

“I take it back that was terrible, no more coffee pick-up line/pun things ever again.” You laugh playfully, shooting him a wink when his hopeful look drops, only for it to lift again when he sees you’re teasing.

“You’re a horrible person Y/N!” Hoseok jokes back, crossing his arms and leaning forward on the counter.

“Maybe, but you’re just going to have to suck it up and deal with this horrible person on our date Hobi.” You point at him with your straw you had picked up when you said ‘suck it up’, and he the smile he shoots you along with the laugh that spills from his lips is worth the groan and scoff you receive Yoongi.

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S.Coups

*Quite chill about it at first, but once you have a break he clings to you*
“This was so difficult! I’m sorry, but I hated watching you like this!”


Jeonghan

*Would just watch, sighing to himself*
“I hope she has a great idea for an apology*


Joshua

“Must… Support…”


Jun

“Well, that is the kiss scene, huh? You don’t even know how much better she is than that, but y’all don’t need to find out”


Hoshi

“Ah, I gotta take my mind off these bad thoughts…”
*Calls his mom*


Wonwoo

*Jealous, but won’t tell you*


Woozi

“It’s fine. Fine. Even if he looks manlier than me… Has a deeper voice… But she loves me. It’s okay… It must be okay”


DK

*Walks over to each member one by one with a passive aggressive smile*
“Help me, I am having a hard time”


Mingyu

“Acting is acting, no biggie”
*The young man said as he fanned his face with the speed of Vernon pulling up on ya wacks with a mac fully loaded ah*

>Oh yes I made fun of that iconic line again, someone sue me or I’ll do it myself<


The8

*Supports you from backstage*


Seungkwan

“’Sup. I’m Seungkwan and this is my guide to being cool when having a famous woman…”


Vernon

“That’s so lame”


Dino

“It’s gonna be okay. She’s an actress at this moment.”


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HEADCANON

Killian, Carey, and NO-3113 all that the first half of the friendship-building exercise was super lame, but Angus was having a lot of fun, so everyone else grinned and beared it and pretended that they liked it too.

Also, they were in the third room for like, fifteen minutes, because nobody could think of any criticism to give Angus.

✰ — VALENTINE’S DAY SENTENCE STARTERS / MEMES 

* ˙ ˖✶ happy valentine’s day!

it is officially valentine’s day in the uk (which means it’s also my birthday!) so i wanted to make a little v'day sentence starter post! there’s probably a zillion of these floating around but regardless, i hope you enjoy them. i did twenty-one, because that’s the age i’m turning today! please like/reblog!

1. “oh my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”

2. “valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! i hate it.”

3. “who needs a date on valentine’s day when i have you?” 

4. “um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but i’m allergic to roses.”

5. “i didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! i swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.” 

6. “i’m gonna be stuck at work for a little longer… i’m sorry, i know it’s our date tonight…” 

7. “um, i know this is really cliche and all, but it’s valentine’s day and i just wanted to say… i really like you.” 

8. “you can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”

9. “do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?” 

10. “i am not going to be your fake-date to this party.” 

11. “you’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.” 

12. “this is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!” 

13. “i love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”

14. “valentine’s day is my favourite holiday! i know it’s lame but i can’t help it. i’m a hopeless romantic. there, i said it.” 

15. “we’re gonna do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re gonna go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.” 

16. “babe, you know i love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, i ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?” 

17. “i wish i could do more for you today but i’m really broke…” 

18. “um, i tried to buy some sexy underwear, but i think they sent me the wrong size…” 

19. “oh my– are you proposing?!”

20. “so… can i assume you don’t have a date tonight either?” 

21. “i can’t believe i’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliche.” 

Incognizant

Title: Incognizant

Rating: G

AU: Human AU. Trans!talia.

Summary: Arthur finally gets the balls to come out to his boyfriend and Alfred is far more casual about it than he expected.

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Two Truths, One Lie (short story)

the classic party game that every teenager on the planet has played, hee hee (btw Gabriel went to America to be a judge on Amercia’s Next Top Model, because he is world renowned and he gets bonus points for being french, so yeah that made no sense, sorry i’m blabbering enjoy)

“Girl you look fine”

She shot Alya a glare.

“Fine you look ugly”

“Ugh Alya!”

“Listen it’s just a small party to watch Mr. Agreste on America’s Next Top Model, its not a gala”

Marinette kept torturing herself, she was wearing a nice blouse with a red velvet skirt. It was the first time she was actually going into Adrien’s house as a guest, not as Ladybug. She had to look nice. It was at times like this where she wishes she had Ladybug’s confidence, but once that mask comes off and that boy walks by, she’s just helpless.

“You look great, let’s just go and have fun, yeah?”

“Sure”

~

The house looked just as cold as it was when she entered it before, no decorations, no new renovations, just the same old marble.

“Hey guys!”

Adrien appeared at the top of the stairs, remote in hand.

“Come on, the show is starting”

They headed to his room, Marinette’s heart beating faster with each and every step.

“Hey dudes!”

Nino was content, sitting in one of Adrien’s bean bags on the floor.

“Oh man, i forgot the show doesn’t start until 9, i invited you guys over an hour early”

“That’s fine, we can just play some party games or something”

Alya was always one for party games, then again she was really good with gossip too, so it was no surprise. But Marinette’s blood boiled when she mouthed “spin the bottle”, earning a low grumble of “don’t you dare” from her.

“Truth or dare?”

“Nah that’s lame”

Nino said, throwing popcorn into his mouth.

“Two truths, one lie?”

The three were shocked to hear this from Adrien, they never thought he even knew what that game was.

“Okay”

They all sat down in a small circle, getting ready.

“Oo! I’ll go first!”

Nino chimed in

“Okay so, I’ve never been on a rollercoaster, I’ve seen every single Barbie movie, and my favorite genre of music is classical”

They all took a moment to think it over.

“It has to be the classical music thing, you’d never listen to that boring junk” Alya said.

Adrien and Marinette looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

“Nope, are you kidding? I’m the king of coasters”

He laughed. “Wait you’ve seen all the Barbie movies?”

Nino’s face turned bright red.

“Maybe”

The four burst into laughter.

“Okay me next”

Alya rubbed her hands together, thinking up something good

“I’ve stage dived, my ladyblog has over 200,000 followers, and my pinky has a deformity because i’m on my phone so much”

“No way you have a deformed finger”

Adrien said, shocked

“No way the ladyblog has that many followers”

Marinette mumbled under her breath.

Alya shot her a look.

That’s what you get for even entertaining the idea of spin the bottle

“Come on guys! I mean as much as i love Jagged Stone, there’s no way that i’m risking breaking a bone”

As the group laughed, Adrien’s eyes somehow met Marinette’s, causing both of them to blush.

Why can’t you have the same confidence when you’re around him

“Okay Marinette’s turn!”

Alya said, shaking Marinette’s shoulders.

She really had to think. She’s a horrible actress and if she even tried to utter a lie she’d burst out laughing.

“Okay, well I’ve almost burnt down the bakery, someone once caught me picking my nose, and, and…”

Come on, think!

She knew it was crazy, but she felt a surge of red hot confidence flow through her, and she knew what she was going to say"

“And i’m Ladybug”

Both Alya and Nino bursted into protests of, “no way you’re ladybug”, “that’s impossible”, and “you pick your nose?”. But Adrien just sat there, looking her dead in the eye.

no way

He thought

Her face turned crimson when she saw the way he was looking at her, she thought it was flirting at first but then her mind started to wander, does he know?

“You guys are too good at this, yeah i’m not ladybug”

She laughed as genuinely as she could, but Adrien’s expression from before never fell.

“Alright, Adrien’s turn!” Nino said, bursting with confidence that he would know the lie right away

“Um, i fell once on the runway, my favorite food is broccoli, and-”

He turned right to Marinette and said a phrase that sent chills down her spine.

“I’m Chat Noir”

Protests burst out again. “You guys are making this too easy”, “you have to make it at least believable”, and “wait, broccoli?”.

“yeah you’re right, i’m not Chat Noir”

The two were locked in intense eye contact while the other two hashed it out, but sitting there, they both knew.

“Oh guys the show is coming on!”

Nino grabbed the remote and turned up the volume as they presented Mr. Agreste as one of the exclusive guest judges.

Alya swiftly pushed Marinette into the bean bag right next to Adrien. They sat in an awkward silence as the show proceeded. Half way through the show Adrien leaned over to Marinette and whispered

“Nice earrings”

She blushed and whispered back

“Nice ring”

They both smiled at each other.

“Glad i finally found you my lady”

“Silly kitty”

Their moment was interrupted by Nino shouting at the T.V

“Oh come on! Her posing skills are totally wack Mr. Agreste!”

~🐱🐞(that was laaaaame)

[Steve and Tony crash Peter’s party]

Steve: Hi, so we’re just up here hangin’ out. Doin’ our thang.

Peter: Oh, sorry, guys. Did we wake you? Go back to sleep.

Steve: “Go back to sleep”? Why does he think we’re so lame?

Tony: Um, I don’t know. Maybe it’s ‘cause you’re throwing around words like “yoo-hoo” and “thang,” like a mom bringing cheetos down to a slumber party. This is your fault.

Pool Parties, Booze, and Kids: A Short Story in Domesticity

Summary: After an invitation from one of Phil’s old Uni friends turns out to be a pool party for his 4 year old son, the topic of kids comes up. And neither of them are really afraid to hold back. 

Genre: Domestic fluff

Word Count: 4k

Warnings: swearing

A/N: This idea just kind of came up after a pool party I went to (are pool parties even a thing in the uk idek). Set some time in the summer of 2014, based on the assumption the book/tour was already an idea in their head. First fic so comments are majorly appreciated?? Anyways, hope you enjoy :’)

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The summer that year seemed to be exceptionally – and unbearably – hot.

And Phil was not passing up a chance at a pool.

Phil.” Dan leaned on Phil’s doorway, arms crossed and eyebrows strung up. “I don’t exactly want to go to this ‘party’. Who is it even for anyways?

Phil sat on the carpet next to his bed and groped through his dresser, searching for the swimming trunks that hadn’t seen the light of day in god knows when. “I told you it’s for an old school friend.” He was too focused on finding them to focus much on Dan’s whining.

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Tell it to the Marines AU - The Nanny [Part 1]

Just a little thing I thought up the other night, none of this is TittM canon in the least. (Unless @tsume-yuki says so, of course)

Ace wasn’t too sure about this.

Pops had been the one to suggest it. To take Riskua to an island deep within Whitebeard territory in the New World, a guarded place where she could birth their child in safety. A haven where several of his brothers and sisters kept children of their own, protected by the island’s guardian.

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Pardon Our Ectoplasm

Christmas Truce gift for @anemptymorgue, who asked for something humorous to do with Amity Park’s general citizens and their relationship with ghosts. Hope you like it!

This, Wes berated himself, is why you didn’t do last-minute Christmas shopping in Amity. “But you can’t be sold out!”

The blue-shirted associate - Neil, according to his name tag- shrugged. “Sorry sir; we’re technically not sold out- we’re out of stock.”

“What’s the difference?!”

“One has us selling things like a normal store, and the other one is that cyber ghost popping through the ceiling and making our inventory attack people like it was the machine uprising.” 

Another associate sweeping up broken and scorched plastic added, “Only instead of killer robots it was iPads and overpriced HDMI cables.”

“The cyber ghost?” Kwan piped up behind Wes. “Which one is that?”

“Yeah, y’know…the cyber ghost?” At their blank expression, Neil pressed. “Come on: green skin, lab coat, lame shades? Has that shrieky voice that sounds like that one dude?”

Wes glanced back at Kwan, Dash, and Dale, who all shrugged. 

“Wait, Terry would totally know this. He’s a big Ecto-Fanboy.” He called across the store, loud and echoing with nothing but empty shelves between them. “Hey Tere! What was the name of that ghost yesterday! The techie one?”

“You mean Technus?” someone across the store hollered back. “How do you forget that? He talks in the third person! He was constantly telling people his name. The first thing he said was ‘It is I, Technus, Master of Machines and all that goes beep-boop!’ He did it in that weird Gilbert Gottfried kinda voice.”

Neil snapped his fingers. “Gilbert Gottfried, that was it!” 

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Don't Leave Me Heere Alone

Notes:

In this i see Jeremy as asexual, he still masturbates and thinks about sex but when put in a sexual situation is uncomfortable. also all off the dialogue in the first scene is straight from the script.

Work Text:

Michael burst into the hospital room and collapsed on the floor next to Jeremy’s bed. He knew that when Jeremy woke up he would probably kick him out because he made it obvious that he wasn’t cool enough for him now. He understood, he liked out of print games and retro skates, Jeremy probably resents the matching Pac man tattoos, a symbol to their uncoolness. He knew he would be kicked out when Jeremy woke up but for now he just needed to be there to reassure himself that Jeremy was alive. He came back every day just to continue to be sure that he was okay. Sometimes he would talk to Rich, who lay in the bed next to Jeremy’s. Some days he just sat there silently watching over Jeremy to make sure he was okay.
Today he sat holding Jeremys hand and stroking his hair gently. Eventually Jeremy began to shift and mumble. Michael didn’t want to be there when he woke up. He didn’t want to hear Jeremy call him a loser and tell him to leave again, he can’t. So, he stands and flees the room, just like he always does any time there’s a chance Jeremy might wake up.
***
“Hello?” Jeremy said trying to sit up, “Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow.”
“Feels like you’re missing a part of yourself, doesn’t it?”
Jeremy jumped, “…Rich?”
“Hurts like a motherfucker too,” he pauses, “Be honest, what are they saying about me at school.”
Jeremy tried not to visibly wince.
“That bad?” he asked.
“Sorry,” Jeremy mumbled.
“Sorry?” he said laughing, “I’m finally free of that shiny happy hive mind! When I get outta here, the ladies are gonna learn to love the real Richard Goranski,” His entire face lit up as if he realized something, “and the dudes. Oh, my god, I’m totally bi!”
“You’re squip’s gone? But how?” Jeremy stuttered.
“Ask your buddy. Anti-social headphone kid? He’s been by like a ton, by the way. What is he, your boyfriend?” Jeremy must have grimaced because Rich quickly added, “No judgement. Just curious. Totally bi now.”
Michael came striding into the room as he said this, “I’m sure some special someone will be lucky to have you, Rich,” Michael stated.
“You think?” Rich says hopefully. Michael smiled fakely and slid the curtain shut on Rich.
“What happened? All I remember is that noise, and…”
Michael cut him off noisily, “Oh man, it was genius! They were communicating with each other – they were linked! Which means… when you consider the kind of high-frequency sonic disturbance needed to wipe a system that powerful…”
Jeremy flinched as Michael’s voice had slowly made his head pound, “Michael. My head still hurts.”
Michael deflaughted. He needed to calm down, be more chill, “Right, ah… turns out you didn’t have to destroy every squip. Just one. And the rest,” he began making exploding noises. He was being so uncool. Jeremy probably wanted him to shut up. What was he even doing? Lame exploding noise, god Jeremy was going to leave him again. Why had he even come? Why was he even still talking? Oh, god why was Jeremy looking at him like that?
“I don’t get it,” Michael flinched preparing for Jeremy to tell him to leave, call him a loser, “After everything I did… you were still there for me. Why?”
Oh, that wasn’t what Michael was expecting. He told him about how his dad had persuaded Michael to help which lead to Jeremy’s dad coming in. They began talking and it became clear he wasn’t needed so he slowly walked out.
***
Jeremy was coming over for the first time since he had been released from the hospital. What if Michael screwed up? What if Jeremy left again? He couldn’t lose Jeremy again, he needed Jeremy. He tried his best to make his basement look cool but he had no clue what was cool. What if Jeremy thought video games weren’t cool? Of course, he did they weren’t cool. What will they do? He should have looked more into what was cool. Who was he kidding Jeremy was going to take one look at the basement and leave. He deserved to be alone if he couldn’t have been cool enough for Jeremy.
His thoughts were cut off by Jeremy’s voice, “Hey Michael,” and there he was standing there with a half-smile and his arms wrapped around himself.
“Hey buddy,” Michael said trying to appear relaxed. If he knew one thing it was that freaking out was not cool.
Jeremy stood there awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck, “So what do you want to do?” he asked.
Was this a test? Was he going to leave if he said the wrong thing? He didn’t want to lose Jeremy. He had missed him so much he couldn’t lose him again. He wouldn’t survive losing him again. Fuck he was freaking out, that wasn’t cool. Jeremy was going to leave.
“Michael, I’m sorry. What did I say?” he said quickly rushing towards Michael and placing his hands on his arms.
“I’m sorry, you can go,” Michael stuttered out gasping for air.
“I’m not leaving you while you’re having a panic attack Michael. What happened? Did I say something?” Jeremy said.
“I’m sorry,” he said stepping back, “I’m sorry.”
“You didn’t do anything,” Jeremy said softly, “Please tell me what’s wrong. I want to help.”
“I’m sorry, don’t leave,” he gasped out between sobs, “…be cooler… I’ll learn… please don’t… again,” quickly becoming unable to speak due to the rate of his breathing.
“Oh, oh Michael,” Jeremy said pulling Michael to him, “I’m so sorry. I’ll never leave you again. Oh, god Michael, I didn’t realize. You don’t need to be cooler. You’re perfect,” he rubbed slow soothing circles on his back.
“…sorry…don’t leave…sorry,” he clung to Jeremy grabbing fistfuls of his shirt and burying his face in Jeremy’s neck.
“I won’t, never again,” he said holding him as tightly as he could, continuing to rub circles on his back, “I’m so sorry, Michael. I wish I could take it back. I’m sorry,” he buried his face in his hair and inhaled slowly. He smelled like he always did, a mixture of weed and hot Cheetos.
He suddenly retracted Jeremy, “I’m sorry. I got your shirt all wet and gross. I’m sorry I’m being such a loser. I’ll stop and learn to be cool. I’m sorry,” he wrapped his arms around himself.
“No, Michael listen to me,” he said stepping forward and cupping his face in both his hands, “You don’t need to be cooler and don’t ever call yourself a loser ever again. You are the coolest person I know. I’m so sorry. I should have never left you alone or said those horrible things. You never deserved that. I’m so sorry.”
Maybe it was Jeremy telling him he was the coolest person he knew or the fact that he was cupping his face and was so close but whatever the reason Michael made one of the stupidest decisions he could have made. He surged forward and kissed Jeremy firmly on the lips. Jeremy froze, inhaling sharply, his eyes growing wide. They sat their lips pressed together awkwardly neither moving until Michael pulled back suddenly.
“Oh, my god I’m so sorry. You can just go. I’m sorry,” Michael stuttered stepping backwards.
“Wait no Michael, I’m not going to leave. Why did you kiss me?” Jeremy asked.
“I wanted too?” Michael said although it came out as more of a question than anything.
“Why would you want to?” Jeremy asked.
Michael was taken aback by the statement. Was this a test? He had nothing left to lose. He might as well just tell the truth, “Because I’ve been in love with you for like seven years,” he said chuckling slightly.
“You what?” Jeremy said.
“I’ve been in love with you since we were like nine, probably earlier we were just nine when I realized,” he rambled.
“Oh,” he said.
“I’m sorry?” Michael said not knowing what else to say.
“No don’t apologize,” he said still looking shocked.
“Are you okay? You kind of look like I broke you,” Michael said laughing awkwardly, “Are you sure you don’t want to leave? I’ll understand.”
“No, I’m just processing and I’m also slightly scared this a dream and if I do something I’ll wake up,” he said finally looking up at Michael, “The squip said that I needed to get over my feelings for you. You’d never like me back but you, do you have for a while, and oh god I called you a loser and left you alone in the bathroom. I made you think I was going to leave you again. I’ve been nothing but horrible to you. Why do you stay with me? I don’t deserve you,” he said softly.
Michael laughed, “Of course you do. Why would I deserve you?”
“Are you kidding? You’re awesome dude,” Jeremy said, “I’d say you’re a good kisser too but I think I’ll need more data for that,” he said smirking at Michael through his eyelashes.
“Oh yeah,” Michael said smiling back.
“Yeah,” Jeremy stepped closer.
“Well you never want to do something without enough data,” he says leaning forward.
“Never,” Jeremy replied closing the distance between them. Jeremy’s hands went to Michael’s waist pulling him closer. Michael laced his fingers into Jeremy’s hair. They stumbled backwards until they hit Michael’s bed Michael sat down and pulled Jeremy into his lap. He ran his fingers through Michael’s hair. Michael hummed and sucked Jeremy’s bottom lip into his and biting down slightly. Jeremy gasped pulling himself to closer to Michael.
“Fuck,” Jeremy said pulling back gasping for air, “I’ve thought about this for so long.”
Michael moans and pulls Jeremy down so they are laying on his bed with Jeremy on top of him, “God why didn’t we do this sooner? How can you possibly be so attractive? Fuck, I love you,” he said pulling their faces together again.
Jeremy pulled back and sat up. Michael sat up with him.
“Hey are you okay?” Michael asked carefully running a hand over his cheek.
“How far do you want to go with this?” Jeremy said quietly.
“How far do you?” Michael responded carefully.
“I don’t want to, uhm, have sex. I thought I did but then the squip forced me into a sexual situation with Chloe and all I could think was that I didn’t want it,” Jeremy stumbled out.
“We don’t have to and never will do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Is this okay, what we were doing,” Michael asks carefully taking Jeremy’s hands.
“Yes, yes, I would have said something earlier if it wasn’t. I just don’t want to actually have sex,” Jeremy said.
“Okay,” Michael said softly, “If I do something that makes you uncomfortable tell me. I only want you to feel safe around me,” he softly pushed a stray piece of Jeremys hair out of his face.
“I do,” Jeremy said calmly, “I can’t ever imagine you putting me in a situation I’m uncomfortable in and I know you’d never do that intentionally but I promise if it ever happens I’ll tell you. I love you,” he said placing his hand on Michael’s cheek and kissing him gently.
“I love you too,” he says when they pull back.
“Can I spend the night?” Jeremy asked, “I kind of already told my dad I probably would be,” he said blushing and looking away.
“Yeah of course,” Michael said checking the time, “It’s getting late. Do you want to lay down?”
“Yeah, sure,” Jeremy replied.
They lay there curled together for a while not really needing to talk having missed just being in each other’s presence. It wasn’t perfect, life never is, but it was theirs and that’s all that mattered to them in the end.