oh man joey i miss you

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Dex makes a decision. Oh, boy it’s a bad one. And, it’s just the beginning. 1/?  Nurseydex Fake dating AU (some homophobic language ahead but not much)

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lifeless-axe  asked:

"Mr. Drew, a pipe just broke in one of the halls... Can you please notify Wally that this might be a two manned rebuild?" Catherine reported as she stood there slightly nervous while looking down, she was a janitor at the studio but seemed like the only one able to keeping her keys by her and not lose them.

Joey flinched, startled. Quickly, however, he fixed his bowtie and regained his composure, giving Catherine an awkward smile.

“O-oh! Why hello there, Miss Gohl.” He hesitated, before giving a reply to the woman’s request. “I-I’m afraid that Mr. Franks is out sick. If you really do need assistance, you may ask Miss Fisher for help. I know it’s not really her job, but….She’s the only staff member who’s available to help. I’m a very busy man, you know.” 

Joey sighed. 

“and next time, please….knock before entering.”

Yu-Gi-Oh Answering Machines

Yugi Muto: Hi there! Sorry I can’t come to the phone right now, but leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you right away! Oh, and let me know if you want to duel some time!

Joey Wheeler: Hey, it’s your main man, Joey Wheeler! I’m probably off on some crazy world-savin’ adventure, so leave your info ‘n’ I’ll give you a holler when I get back. You know, assumin’ I’m not dead or somethin’.

Tea Gardner: This is the Gardner residence! Sorry I missed your call! I know how stressful it can be to miss out on talking to friends, so I promise to call you back as soon as I can! Have a good day!

Tristan Taylor: What’s up, dudes? It’s the man, the legend, Tristan Taylor! (I don’t care what Joey says, I came up with that first.) I’ll call you back when I’m not busy doin’ what I do best: Saving the world and supporting my friends!

Ryou Bakura: Oh my! It appears I’ve missed your call. Not to worry, though. I’ll make sure to call you back as soon as I’m available! … *whispers* Oh, one more thing. Should you happen to receive any strange responses, please ignore them. I wouldn’t want to cause any trouble!

Seto Kaiba: Whoever is calling me right now, I will find out how you got this number. After I humiliate you in a duel, of course–I can spare a few seconds. (And if this is that pathetic mutt Wheeler, I swear to hunt you down and destroy anything you have that even resembles a phone.)

Yami Yugi: …Hello? Is this working properly? I can’t seem to hear the other line… Yugi, I am just trying to answer the phone! *presses some buttons on the phone. This continues for about half a minute* …This machine has toyed with me for the last time! MIND CRUSH! *static followed by the beep*