Mark- Markipoo oh man he would blush SO HARD like he might be all smooth and what not but as soon as you just walk up to him and kiss him on the cheek he would blush like nobody’s business cause he wouldn’t be expecting it AT ALL but then as you go to walk away he would grab your hand and pull you back so that he could return the favor with the cutest smile EVER.
Jaebum- He would be so turned on okay hear me out. You guys would be out with the other boys and he’d be holding your hand when all of a sudden you just turn your head and kiss on THE MOUTH AND HE’D BE SURPRISED AT FIRST BUT THEN KIND OF TURNED ON BUT HE WOULD PLAY IT OFF UNTIL LATER WHEN HE CAN HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU BECAUSE KISSING IN FRONT OF HIS MEMBERS LIKE NO HE WOULDN’T DO IT CAUSE ONCE HE STARTS HE DOESN’T THINK HE’D BE ABLE TO STOP.
Jackson- He would live for it guys. He would love it so much when you just randomly kiss him whenever you wanted. He would try and pretend to be surprised but really he isn’t cause you guys show PDA all the time and random kisses (and butt touches) are just a thing in your relationship at this point.
Jinyoung- I feel like it it was in a public situation he would be shy about it and like blush and be super like ‘awwww what’ but in private! Oh man he would love it so much you would give him just a cute little peck and when you pulled away to continue doing whatever you were doing he would frown and grab your hand to get your attention again before practically throwing himself onto you to kiss you more thoroughly yup.
Youngjae- My soft bean puff he would be all giggly and cute about it and would ask what that was for and you’d be just like ‘because i wanted to’ and he would smile and then lean forward and kiss you again because ‘i wanted to kiss you too’ and you guys would be all smiley and happy he would be the cutest boyfriends guys im having youngjae feels now
Bambam- Oh boy it would so catch him off guard. Like he would be trying to be cool and it would make you laugh and you would just lean over and kiss him on the cheek and he would get flustered when you called him cute and be like ‘no i’m not cute im a man im tough’ which would make you laugh really hard cause come on he’s so adorable and then he’d be like ‘i’ll prove it’ and kiss you super rough and then bing bong bedroom time.
Yugyeom- He would be so shy about it! People think he’s all smooth but let’s be real for a second okay. He’d be talking about some show or something like he always is and you would be trying SO HARD TO PAY ATTENTION but watching his mouth is like holding candy in front of a child you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from just leaning forward and kissing him lightly 100% catching him by surprise and he would stutter slightly before blushing and then he wouLD KEEP TALKING BECAUSE HE NEVER STOPS TALKING.
and of course I bombarded @derrickhill with gramander AU idea where Newt and Percival adopt a de-aged Credence because it’s an excuse for me to write about:
Percival just babysitting BECAUSE PLEASE STOIC MAN PERCIVAL GRAVES CUDDLING A CUTE NAPPING BABY.
And Newt goes all awwww you’re not the big bad man you try so hard to portray.
Like can you imagine Percival bouncing Credence in his arms, humming an old song and walking around until the baby falls asleep and Newt goes heart eyes BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD.
OR Newt and Percy having to bathe Credence who is squirming around so Percy has to conjure up bubbles that pop against Newt’s nose and the baby laughs AND IM DEAD BECAUSE NOW PERCY IS TELLING NEWT TO MIND HIS HEAD AS HE SHIELDS CREDENCE’S EYES FROM THE WARM WATER AND NEWT FEELS LIKE SWOONING.
CREDENCE CALLS PERCY NUNCLE WITH A SLIGHT LISP AND HE CALLS NEWT, NEWTY.
Credence crawls into the bed and sleeps in the middle of Newt and Percival and softly demands his nuncle for a bedtime story.
So percy tells him about the story of Newty The Dragon Tamer and Credence falls asleep clutching at his purple dragon plushie toy with Newt’s arm surrounding him and with Percy spelling the room with dotted stars on the ceiling in case Credence gets up in the middle of the night.
And when Newt is in between being awake and falling asleep, there’s a warm press of lips against his forehead and a soft murmur of goodnight and love you being whispered into the night.
im laughing so hard just thinking about hawkmoth running out of butterflies. what if he ran out of butterflies??
“oh darn diddly i’m so mad i want to commit arson” says a random parisian
hawkmoth sighs contentedly. “the smell of anger is such a wonderful aroma to wake up to. despair is a planting ground for a new hope. now, fly my litt—”
the man paused, the atmosphere around him deadly quiet. not that it wasn’t a nice touch, little to no ambiance was a key factor in being evil. but in this case, the spacious observatory should have been swelled with the soft flutters of a butterfly’s wings. or maybe about 200 of them.
hawkmoth looked around him. not a butterfly in sight. he scowled.
“the time has finally come, hasn’t it,” the villian sighed dejectedly. “i never thought i’d ever have to do this…”
marinette was a heavy sleeper. that’s actually a lie. one of the many excuses she had to make for herself. her personal favorite was “i’m a vegan” when asked why she ate a flower. but that’s beside the point.
it was a nice saturday afternoon, no homework to worry about until at least 6 pm on sunday. so marinette, being a teenage girl with an unimaginable lack of sleep, was in fact asleep, and had been since 9 pm that night. her parents and tikki didn’t have the heart to try to wake her up, so they let her sleep. chat noir may or may not have knocked on her balcony door like a lost kitten begging for food and affection at 1 am, but if he did he didn’t have the heart to wake her up either.
marinette was probably dreaming about adrien or chat noir in some super significant dream that would lead to an emotional identity reveal. but it didn’t matter anymore because tikki, then sleeping next to her chosen comfortably, began blaring the most agitating beeping noise known to man. that meant someone was calling her on her compact (aka her magical smartphone that could not download pokemon go smh).
she nearly fell off her bed, which would have hurt a lot considering her bed is ridiculously high up like wth. quickly getting to her feet, marinette did her magical girl transformation and transformed into ladybug and answered her compact.
“WHAT’S THE SITCH,” she said absolutely calm and collected and definitely not screaming.
“you are not kim possible,” said a dark and evil man voice.
“i am kim possible,” argued ladybug.
ladybug was getting anxious now. how had this dark and evil man voice know she was not kim possible?? does it know she’s ladybug?????? before she could find the answers to either of those questions, the voice spoke again.
“where are my butterflies.”
“what,” ladybug questioned. she was confused.
“i said where are my butterflies.”
“who the heck are you.”
“i am hawkmoth.” !!! gasp!!!!! hawkmoth had gotten hold of her compact’s number!!!!
“WHSJNDEJS GO AWAY WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME.”
“I NEED MY BUTTERFLIES BACK.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE THEM??”
“ok,” ladybug replied composedly. she 1) got really tired of yelling and 2) she did not want her parents to come upstairs and see their daughter ladybug screaming at hawkmoth over the phone.
“you sent them off into space i need butterflies to make akumas you frick.”
“shut your fuck i’m old enough to be adrien’s dad.”
there was silence on the line for a while. why would he single out this kid adrien??? could he mean????? adrien agreste?????
speak of the angel, teenage heartthrob adrien agreste just so happened to open the trapdoor to marinette’s room right then, staring down at his phone. he paused and looked up, his beautiful olive green eyes widening at the red and black clad superheroine standing heroically by the desk, one foot resting on her desk chair with the other planted firmly on the floor. she turned her warm blue eyes toward him, face turning as red as her suit in an instant. adrien felt his baby cheeks grow to a boil.
as if to break the tension, he spoke, his voice silvery and light,
“there’s a growlithe in here.”
“o shit really,” ladybug and hawkmoth sounded in unison.
-Since i haven’t wrote in foreverrrrrrr smut for my dirty minded mofos~
“Yes baby girl”
“How much longer is this gonna take”
“Not long babe i promise and when we get home i will show you how sorry i am”
I groaned and threw my head back… I was sitting in a car dealership with my boyfriend of 1 year, Taylor Caniff and he was buying a new customized car that costed a fortune. I hated Taylor when he was in the car dealership because i was just a shadow while he focused on his new car that he would spend to much time with. Even when me and taylor where growing up as next door neighbors he was so interested in cars.
30 mins later………………………………..
Taylor was signing some papers and i was sleep quietly while he did so. Sooner or later i felt Taylor’s big strong arms carry me outside and put me down on the ground.
Taylor handed me the key of the new white Range Rover. I was confused one because i just woke up and why tf was he handing me the keys.
“Taylor what” i said still confused
“Shes all yours baby, look”
I turned my head and saw my name engraved in pink writing on the side of the car.
“Are you serious”
My smile got bigger and bigger by the minute i ran up and hugged taylor and he kissed my lips
“You know i have to spoil my princess”
“Thank you thank you thank you”
“What are you waiting for get in”
I quickly opened the door and started the car i was so excited i didn’t know what to do.
And then i got an idea. While i was driving home i would occasionally rub his thigh and he would look at me weird but i knew what i was doing.
When we walked into the house Taylor decided to order a pizza and clean some dishes so i took the advantage. I changed into some Lacey panties with one of Taylor’s shirts and one of his bandanas on my head.
I walked down stairs and saw he was sitting on the couch. I went up to him and he smiled at my appearance and i climbed on his lap and he gripped my hips. I started to kiss down his jaw line and down to his neck. Leaving marks everywhere i desire.
“Daddddy” i moaned
Taylor groaned and shifted in his seat
That was Taylor’s favorite and never failed to turn him on.
“Y/N” taylor said a little unsteady
“Your baby misses daddy’s big fat cock i haven’t had it in sooo long”
And thats how i got to him as soon as i said that he picked me up and carried me to our room. He laid me on the bed and immediately removed his shirt.
I smirked to myself knowing what i did to Taylor. He removed the shirt i had on and froze when he saw no bra and his favorite panties on me.
Taylor smacked my ass and i yelped.
“Your so fucking naughty i would punish you but daddy needs you baby”
I gripped the waistband of his joggers and pulled them down slowly. Taylor kissed down my body leaving marks along the way. He pulled down my panties and began to work at my sensitive area he stuck two fingers in and out very fast and licked furiously at my heat.
“Da-daddy i missed your tongue soo much I’m gonna come soon”
Taylor removed his fingers and tongue and i whimpered at the lost of contact. Taylor went off to find a condom and he came back fully protected.
“You ready baby”
I shook my head and then taylor plunged into me. A tear rolled down my eyes from the pain and Taylor kissed my cheek for comfort
After a while taylor started to thrust faster and faster and the pleasure was unbearable. We were so close and intimate i loved every single second of it. All you heard was skin slapping against skin and the sounds of or uncontrollable moans.
“God you feel so good around me”
Taylor slapped my ass as he hit my sweet spot
“Im c-uming Im c-umming daddy”
“Taylor b-ab-yy” i screamed while reaching my climax
Taylor released 20 seconds after me and we rode out our highs. After we caught our breath taylor pulled out and threw the condom away and came to back to cuddle with me
“I love you sooo much babe” i said while kissing his bare sweaty chest
“ i love you more than you can imagine princess”
“You know the next time will be in my new car though” we both laughed
“Oh i know i have plans for tomorrow baby” taylor said
I giggled as we drifted off to sleep thanking god for giving me the most wonderful man in the world
~hey guys i have had alottttt going on and im working hard on these imagines so here is something since i haven’t posted in a while. Something short and sweet. And guys i am taking request and looking for co owners😊😊😊😊~
I just walked by two old people who must be friends and the old man asked “have you fallen lately?” And that had me laughing, but the old lady’s return waS EVEN BETTER. Without missing a beat she replied “Well, I don’t mean to BRAG…but I haven’t” IM LAUGHING SO HARD. OLD PEOPLE ARE BRAGGING ABOUT NOT FALLING RECENTLY.