oh man i just love his face sm i cant stop

Who is Chanyeol?

screams ultimate bias

♡ Park Chanyeol

♡ “happy virus”

♡ “yoda”

♡ “3.01″

♡ Biggest dork on the planet

♡ has a dog called Toben

♡ Is tall

♡ god took his time on him

along w the rest of exo

♡ raps

♡ sings

♡ plays the guitar

♡ plays the piano

♡ is a dj

♡ composes 

♡ produces songs

♡ models

♡ can unlock the doors without a key

♡ bowling king

♡ masters everything

except dancing

♡ He is also fucking rich 

but not as rich as $uho

♡ lends all his money to sehun

♡ doesn’t mind buying a car that costs $500.000

he can buy me three times w that money

♡ Has the most unique voice along with kai

♡ His voice is deep and soothing while singing

♡ but strong and powerful while rapping

♡ has reeaallllyy good collabs

♡ stay with me ft.punch

♡ don’t make money ft heize where he dissed mnet

♡ let me love you ft junggigo

♡ FREAL LUV FT TINASHE & FAR EAST MOVEMENT

or should i say fa eest momint

♡ sorry not sorry

♡ won the best collab award

♡ a wise man once said “you lovin’ the size”

Originally posted by iyeolie

♡ Wrote heaven

♡ And gave sehun lots of lines

♡ bless him

Originally posted by sehunoh

♡ He is so good looking

♡ despite the fact that he’s a freaking giant

♡ he is ethereal

♡ i’m not even talking about his photo shoots

♡ HE IS SO HANDSOME SOMEONE SAVE ME

♡ art art art art art art art

♡ was really popular in high school coz he looked so good in uniforms

looks better without

♡ Visual af

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

♡ He knows it

♡ but sometimes tends to forget that he’s the sexiest man alive

along with the rest of exo

♡ He has lots of nicknames but the only one that matters is

♡ happy virus

♡  A wise man once said

♡ “no matter how difficult something is,i will not pout and smile like an idiot”

♡ pure hearted boy

♡ He’s always so giggly and happy

♡ is the mood maker of exo

♡ manages to make everyone smile

♡ with his dorky and goofy side

♡ camera caught him saying “yeppoo” to red velvet’s irene

Originally posted by r-velvets

omg i love him chanyeol you cant do dis to me

♡ however also cries a lot

♡ They say that people with big eyes cry a lot

♡ he has the biggest eyes

♡ he said that he cried on his car after Exo’rdium Japan concert due to stress and hardships

♡ But we’ll protect him

♡ Also cried cause he was so happy when he received many gifts from fans and friends for his bd

♡ He is a soft boy indeed

♡ Also,a dork

♡ Sleeps his eyes open

♡ Screams his ass off

♡ hits anything nearby when he’s laughing

♡ chanyeol+floor is a tru ship

♡ he loves the floor

told ya fam

♡ They call him yoda coz he got big ears

big and beautiful

♡ He said that he watched his part “3.01″in growl’s mv at least 100 times coz he thinks he’s too handsome

♡ HERE IS THE HOLY GIF

♡ If you’re mentioning chanyeol,you have to mention

♡ CHANBAEK

♡ the precious,holy relationship

♡ they basically want to marry

♡ but sm is a bitch so won’t let them

♡ They adore each other

♡ they’re the real life couple

♡ went to see kid together to adopt one

♡ baekhyun said that if he were a girl,he would date chanyeol coz he’s kind but we all know the real reason here

♡ chen said baekhyun is being too unrealistic coz he can’t even reach yeol’s ears

♡ –>baekhyun wears chanyeol’s  clothes

♡ They buy couple shoes from gucci

♡ they had oversea dates —->ny where chanyeol bought him coffee

♡ They also said that C in CBX stands for chanyeol and introduced themselves as Chanbaek

I LEGIT DIED

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

stop staring baek he already knows

♡ There’s also a love-hate relationship called

♡ CHANSOO

♡ They get along really well and love each other

♡ but not afraid to hit or diss each other in front of the camersa

♡ ksoo secretly loves chan but too scared to admit

♡ coz chan is a cheesy giant who will talk about it all the time

♡ chanyeol supported him on his drama

♡ he said “thx chanyeol” with a disappointed face

chanyeol is his secret one night stand

♡ The height difference is real tho

♡ They’re adorable we hope bbh doesnt know

♡ ksoo often forgets chanyeol’s presence 

Originally posted by royalyeol

♡ Chanyeol is also multi talented

♡ he can sing,rap,dj,play 5 instruments and compose

YYYAASS

♡ Sometimes he doesn’t show but

♡ he is da real mvp

♡ loves dogs

♡ has a small dog called “toben”

♡ said”he is a kind dog and i wanted to name him as toben since Beethoven is also a kind and respectable person”

♡ bootiful

♡ Also great with kids

♡ cooked a meal for a smol child on a variety show 

♡ was cute

♡ Also,dancing his dancing isn’t the best

♡ the thing is

♡ compared to normal people who don’t dance like me,he is a great dancer

♡ but since everyone in exo knows how to dance perfectly

♡ he isn’t considered as a good dancer in exo

♡ he also has a giant body

how is he supposed move all the parts perfectly

♡ is good friends with chimchim of bts

♡ woozi of SVT

♡ Joohoney of Monsta X

♡ HUGGED SUGA

♡ As well as jonghyun of shinee

I FEEL SO SOFT RN

♡ He is the most adorable person on the planet

Originally posted by ohunshine

♡ his relationship with members is just

I love lay so much looks at this adorable cutie pie i hate u sm omg he sso cutteee

♡ He is a part of the beagle line

♡ chen+chanyeol+baekhyun

♡ also a part of the shopping crew

♡ sehun+vivi+suho+chanyeol

♡ Part of the chingu line

♡ ksoo+the beagle line

♡ he gets along withe everyone except ksoo

♡ for once lay touched his crotch on kbs music bank accidentally and he was like boi what r u doin

♡ pokes lay’s butt

♡ DABS ALL THE TIME

♡ knows every single girl group song and choreo i mean twice

♡ said oh shit on a live broadcast

♡ is thirsty for lay

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

♡ he is a dork who we must protect!

dating nct jaehyun!!!1!1!

• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “omGYALLMATCHING!!!!”
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• “i think i look weiRD. LOOK AT MY WEIRD RAMEN LOOKING HAIR”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• AND SUPER CLICHÉ, BUT THE PRINCE GOT INTO THE CASTLE AND WAS ABOUT TO KISS THE PRINCESS AND BEING THE ROMANTIC BABY HE IS, HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND GENTLY KISSED YOU, VERY LIGHTLY, AND THEN TURNED HIS HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE MOVIE
• THEN YOU WOKE UP
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND JISUNG WOKE UP AND HE JUST YELLED “WHAT HAPPENED I’M SO SORRY”
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• “WHAT. HYUNG APOLOGIZE”
• “NO I DONT THINK HE DID WHAT I THINK HE DID AND I’M SO CONFUSED I’M SORRY GUYS”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “SORRY I HAD A DREAM AND-”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “what?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and Y'ALL OPENED THE DOOR AND THE FOUR BABY ROOKIES FELL FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “I JUST STARTED WEARING THEM, A FEW DAYS AGO AND I DIDNT TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE-”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• “you CAN RAP? HOW COME YOU NEVER TO L D M E”
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• LOL JK THIS BOY TREASURES YOU TOO MUCH AND KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU TO HURT YOU IN ANYWAY, HE’S ALWAYS CAUTIOUS AND CARES ABOUT YOU
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• “PLEASE TALK IN ONE LANGUAGE JAEHYUN”
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “I LIVED IN AMERICA FOR 4 YEARS, THAT’S WHY I’M HERE MAN.”
• “stoooooooop”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID

• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.

nct dream!soulmate au

soulmate au where you have a clock on your wrist and it ticks down until you meet your soulmate!! (this wont include how you guys are like after you begin to date btw, i already did that in my dating nct dream series)


renjun

-youre a sad child tbh

-you never wanted to meet your soulmate

-you were so afraid that your soulmate would be some creep

-you had awful luck and dreaded anything that was up to chance

-thankfully, your soulmate wasnt a creep

-but you just… didnt feel a connection to him ya know?

-you met your ‘soulmate’ on a trip 

-and ever since then you guys would talk a bit but… you could tell your supposed soulmate didnt feel a connection with you either

-so you both agreed to look for other people, even tho the soulmate system should never be broken

-if it is, youre looked down upon, like youre a failure or something

-but like w/e dude you dont care, you dont wanna spend the rest of your life with someone you dont love

-so youre, completely lost and have 0 way of finding your soulmate and youve just given up tbh

-you never wanted a soulmate anyway

-on the flipsideeee, renjun freaked the fuck out

-his timer went down drastically and froze

-it literally didn’t move it waas stuck

-it went from like 23:12:09:02 to like 00:00:00:01 in a second lmao

-ren screeched during dance practice and dropped to the ground

-the dream team was so fucking scared omG

-”rEN ARE YOU OK??”

-”MY TIMER JUST DROPPED TO 0 BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU ARE MY SOULMATE”

-chenle was offended ok

-mark trying to be the best hyung he can he tries to reassure him that it’s probably nothing

-after he screams and runs into the wall ofc

-sO BACK TO YOU

-after you lost motivation for trying to find your other soulmate

-you found motivation in something else

-sINGING/DANCING

-you would sing/dance 24/7 and eventually, you discovered kpop and auditioned for sm

-you got in, ofc u lil talented u 

-and you grew reallyyyyy close to the smrookies

-you were a smrookie too!! you quickly grew close to them and they all loved you

-youve never met the dream team but youve heard of them

-and you met them during your dance practice with the other trainees

-renjun’s eyes locked onto yours (CLICHE KDRAMA MOMENT!!) and his timer beeped, showing that it went down to 0

-and he was like “…. omg…. what the fuCK”

-you stopped dancing and someone bumped into you

-you fell over lmfao

-he immediately ran over and wouldnt stop staring at you

-you felt something tingle on your wrist but youre clueless to what’s happening

-so ren’s just like

-”yo… i think youre my soulmate”

-”…. man ok cool” -yoU LMAO

-it was kinda awkward at first but you two got really close after spending time with each other

-sm was kinda :/ with it but like, you cant fuck with fate sm smh

-your parents were kinda iffy with it but like you didnt care so

-so tl;dr, you said “lol fuck the soulmate system” and ended up with ren lmao


mark

-you didnt hate the whole soulmate thing but you didnt care much for it either ya feel

-you had more important things to deal with

-mark used to care wayyyyy too much about his soulmate 

-he literally couldnt wait to meet whoever his soulmate was

-after he became an idol however, he focused more on training and forgot about worrying over his soulmate

-you met at a fanmeet

-your best friend dragged you to one of them 

-and you didnt really wanna go but your best friend needed you so you were like “sighs ok man idc i guess”

-you didnt realize your timer was almost at 0 until your friend screamed and shook you

-you thought she was screaming bc you two were in line to see the dream team and it was almost your turn

-but lmfao nope she was screaming about your timer

-”Y/N YOUR TIMER!!! IT’S ALMOST AT 0 OMG!!! WHAT IF YOUR SOULMATE’S ONE OF THE BOYS????”

-”lol youre fuckin delusional”

-when it was your turn your timer seemed to tick down even faster and you weere SWEATING LMFAO

-but after you went through like 6 of the boys, you were like “oh man i was right it  isnt any of them”

-lol jokes on u

-you got to mark, the last person

-and your timer started beeping 

-mark’s started beeping too

-he looked at his timer and then at you and then back to his timer

-and pASSED THE FUCK OUT LMAO

-he woke up at the hospital and you were awkwardly sitting in the corner

-he opened his eyes and all he remembers is you being his soulmate

-he croakily says “i dont even know who you are”

-and you feel SO bad

-”im sorry…. im not someone you wanted me to be .-.”

-and he like sits up and iMMEDIATELY FREAKS OUT “NO I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY”

-you laugh it off and introduce yourself

-and his face is really red but he introduces himself too

-you guys talked a bit but he had to fly back to korea with the team

-so you guys couldnt talk as much as you wanted to 

-but you exchanged numbers and facetimed whenever you could!!

-which wasnt vvv often

-you were extremely iffy with mark bc you just didnt think idols were ‘real’ 

-ur dumb

-but slowly, you realize how much of a sweetheart mark is

-after a bunch of facetimes

-and you slowly warm up to him

-you start to smile a lot more and he realizes how glad he is to have you as a soulmate

-what a bunch of dweebs smh

Exo lost in the forest

Kyungsoo: well great now we’ll never find a way out of this place.

Joonmyeon: guys don’t panic I’m sure it has to be here somewhere

Kyungsoo: *in a mocking voice* guys don’t panic we will only die of hunger and our corpses will be eaten by small animals.

Yixing: *laughs*

Joonmyeon: what did you say Soo?

Kyungsoo: just that you are the best leader SM has ever seen. True leadership and all….

Joonmyeon: *smiles proudly* thank you, at least someone appreciates my efforts here. You should all learn from Kyungsoo.

Tao: *quietly to himself* yeah maybe if we want to know how to kill with one stare. Or perform dark magic rituals on small animals

Kris: *to Junmyoen* okay sugar daddy we know all of the man in town are yours but stop bathing in your own glory for now, we have to find that path.

Chen: *turns a map around* maybe stop joking around and help me somehow. So far Joonmyeon and I are the only ones doing ANYTHING.

Luhan: *leaning in to Yifan* omg such a minion.

Joonmyeon: Yeah kids, give us a hand!

Minseok: kids? Who is the oldest one here?

Sehun: with your face I don’t think you can even pass off for a twelve year old.

Minseok: shut up.

Sehun: same as Luhan who could never pass off for a boy.

Luhan: *flexing biceps* hey watch out! I’m the manliest out of you all.

Sehun: …

Minseok: …

Sehun: *to Minseok* well at least we agree on something just this once.

Baekhyun: okay guys cut it out, there is no need to argue…

Joonmyeon: see even Baekhyun gets it.

Baekhyun: *continues* …because we all know I am the manliest here.

Tao: omg I didn’t expect thAT.

Chen: *getting mad* like little children. GO and admire the scenery if focusing for a few minutes is too much for you…

—- ten minutes later

Luhan: *suddenly* guys look there is a deer over there

Tao: where?

Luhan: *runs off into the forest* there, i saw it

Jongin: *pointing in another direction* guys I think I’ve heard a chicken from over there!

Baekhyun: JOngin no!

Sehun: *watches Jongin and Luhan run away in opposite directions*

Joonmyeon: *points at Tao and Chanyeol* guys go after them!

Tao: gosh, why me, i’ll ruin my designer pants.

Joonmyeon: i trust you guys the most…which is probably a mistake. Also you’re the tallest. Bigger probability you will scare the wild animals away.

Chanyeol: *suddenly with a scared expression* but Yifan is taller than me, why cant he go???

Joonmyeon: *cracking his knuckles*…you know Kyungsoo did teach me a few tricks after all

Chanyeol: okay, say no more

Tao and Chanyeol: *run into the forest*

— two hours later

Baekhyun: i’m thirsty guys, Myeon do some of your water magic. Prettttyyy please. I will let you see my abs again.

Yixing: *takes off shirt* no one wants to pay for seeing your abs if they can see mine for free.

Yifan: wtf Baek you know the whole superpower thing is not really true right? also Yixing please put the shirt on.

Yixing: why am I distracting you?

Sehun: *with irony* no but you know, seeing such manliness here might be too much for poor forest animals

Yixing: *sigh, puts shirt back on*

Kyungsoo: *sitting by the side and rocking back and forth* …and our corpses will rot on the wet ground, leaves covered in patches of blood…

Jongdae: oh Kyungsoo can you please cut this bullshit out?

Kyungso: no

— three hours later

Tao: *comes out of the forest with Jongin, they are carrying a whole grilled chicken on a stick*

Jongin: *cheerfully* we brought foooood!

Tao: don’t even ask guys

— one hour later

Chanyeol:  *returns from the forest alone* guys guys I found him

Joonmyeon: where is he?

Chanyeol: he turned into a deer

Everyone: what?

Chanyeol: he literally turned into a deer, he grew antlers and fur and all

Everyone: …

Kyungsoo: i told you this will end badly…

— next day

Baekhyun: *to Joonmyeon* well at least we all made it out alive, right?

Joonmyeon: *looking at a deer standing in the middle of the living room* DONT EVER TALK TO ME ABOUT TAHT DAY AGAIN, UnDerStanD? EVER!

Luhan: eeeeaeeeeaee….yelp

——————

so again I decided to try something new :) I enjoyed writing this one…all of them are just so damn precious <3

I associate myself with Joonmyeon though (i usually do tbh)

Again I wanted to thank you all for liking what i do and for all my new follows. Everyone that is following me now: thank you so so much for all the love <3 

When I reach 20 and I will soon, Ill make some kind of a game or a list of questions you can ask me about k-pop (exo and possibly other bands) :) let me know what you would like me to do :)

And for now just enjoy this :) or at lest i hope you will

dating nct dream; jisung ver.

the rest of the boys will be up soon! im doing it from youngest to oldest so expect chenle after ^_^ (all of these will be gender neutral by the way)


-oh my gOSH WHAT A CUTIE

-he can barely date anyone or even have a crush on anyone without taeyong becoming a helicopter mom

-but he doesnt mind tbh

-he’s so young so he’d be hella inexperienced with any sort of dating

-like “psH WHAT THE HECK IS HAND HOLDING”

-”HOW DO I HOLD HANDS”

-”WHAT’S THAT”

-you probably LOVE pinching his cheeks

-and if you have squishy cheeks, he’d like to pinch yours too!!

-before you guys started dating, he’d blush every time you came near him

-he still does that even after you guys became a thing

-jisung: *turns around the corner* *sees you walking*

-you: *completely oblivious*

-jisung: frICK GOTTA BLAST

-ok so lemme explain how you guys met

-you being the talented reader you are (<3) auditioned for sm and you got in!! 

-you became a trainee there and whether or not you liked dancing, you were still really determined to become better 

-jisung really really admired you for that

-every time he watches you dance, he has heart eyes and his heart starts beating 1328934 times faster

-even after you two started dating, he does that every time

-he lets you pet his hair omg bc 1: he’s used to it and 2: it feels nice when you do it

-*cue his red face*

-his hyungs tease him a lot bc of his crush on you

-whenever you come in sight, they nudge him and point at you

-you always pretend not to notice bc you like to see how red jisung’s face can get

-jisung’s the type of get shy whenever he just thinks of you

-like, at the grocery store picking up pocky with the hyungs???

-POCKY REMINDS ME OF Y/N AND IM BLUSHING I CANT LET THE HYUNGS SEE ME

-at the dance studio??

-Y/N LIKES DANCING I CANT FUNCTION LIKE THIS

-youre on his mind 24/7 but he doesnt let it interfere with training

-”i cant fail at being a trainee!!! y/n said they’ll be waiting for my debut!!!!!!! they said i would be their bias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1″ -jisung everyday

-he cant stand the thought of him not debuting and you being disappointed in him

-taeyong is probably iffy about his lil bby jisung dating anyone but he finds you two cute together and he trusts you

-he and the rest of the boys help jisung ask you out

-THE WAY HE ASKED YOU OUT WAS SO CUTE

-he dresses up all pretty (but casual bc gotta keep it cool man -mark to jisung) and probably gets you flowers too omg

-so he approaches you when youre dancing and he waits for you to finish but you see him so you stop early whICH MAKES HIM BLUSH BC “OMG THEY STOPPED DANCING FOR ME”

-and you walk over there all tired and stuff and jisung falls in love with you so much more

-jisung’s stuttering so hard omg

-taeyong’s probably watching him with the rest of the guys mouthing the words like he’s a pageant mom even tho jisung can’t see him

-BUT jisung finally manages to say something after he sees you laughing a bit and patiently waiting for him to say it

-you already know he likes you, it’s sososososo obvious

-like, jisung stares at you whenever he can and blushes when you catch him

-ok so youre waiting and he finally says

-“well… um… ok so…. i…. im jisung?? wait no omg you already know that we’ve spoken before!! haha what a dummy… omg im the dummy not you!!!! i didnt mean it like that!!!!”

-his hyungs are 100000000% cringing

-jaemin and hae are probably trying not to laugh

-yuta’s getting second hand embarrassment

-okok so jisung takes a deep breath when he hears you laugh again and his face is so red

-“let me rephrase that… i really like you and woULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND”

-and youre laughing so hard which makes him blush really hard, even harder than before

-but when you stop laughing, youre like “that took you forever omg of course”

-and he’s on the verge of TEARS

-he’s this close to SOBBING

-and you can probably tell so you kiss his cheek and say “i gotta go back to practice but i’ll swing by your dorm later!!”

-he probably has to be dragged out by jeno and mark

-taeyong sees the kiss and growls probably (yuta and taeil have to hold him back)

-“they!! kissed!!! my baby’s!!! cheek!!!!!!1 HOLD ME BACK”

-“omg wtf dude let him live”

-“I’LL LET HIM LIVE WHEN I DIE”

-after he debuted you were so proud omg

-your baby was up there!!!!! dancing singing!!!!!!!!! on stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

-you try to be there backstage for their first show but you couldnt bc schedules :cc

-he was sad but you were there when he got back to the dorms!!!!

-as soon as he gets out of the car and sees you, he POUNCES ON YOU and koala hugs you

-“omg!!! why are you waiting???? shouldnt you be studying or sleeping or practicing???” -happy lil jisung when he manages to speak

-“i wanted to see you after your first show~”

-so like i said earlier jisung probably blushes at everything and one time, jaemin was like “HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HELD HANDS YET” to jisung during a break

-and the rest of nct dream were like “omg yEAH MAN HAVE YOU”

-jisung’s just like “no omg that’s icky”

-jk but he’s like “omg… i dunno man it seems kinda risky dude”

-“just hold their hand man!!! they’ll like it and think youre cute!!!!!!!!”-renjun

-so jisung was like “YOURE RIGHT”

-and one day when you two are on a date

-he like grabs your hand but not before thinking over it a million times

-so he grabs your hand and holds ita nd you look over and see him looking away from you and blushing really hard

-and you lean over to kiss his cheek which makes him coLLAPSE

-you have a thing for kissing his cheek bc it makes him blush really hard

-jisung steals glances at you whenever he can bc he just thinks youre so perfect and amazing

-he loves you so much

-when you guys get more comfortable, he probably likes resting his head on your shoulder

-and you like playing with his hair a lot

-you guys probably have dance battles 24/7

-“I AM THE DANCE MASTER NO ONE CAN BEAT ME" 

-“F IG H T M E RN P A RK J I SU N G I’LL CREAM YOU”

-even tho you guys are still young, he tries to listen to you whenever you have any problems 

-he tries to be a man for you!!!

-you let him be a baby bc you like babying him tho

-tl;dr the youngest and cutest couple ever!!! jisung no longer has to lead the cutie club alone bc he has you now <3