oh maggie my sweet summer child

Supergirl fandom, circa 2026
  • New Fan: Okay, I love me some Alex/Maggie
  • Veteran: Ah, yes. The joys of a canon ship... Why, I remember when all we had was Alex/Astra and Alex/Lucy.
  • New Fan: Alex/Astra was a thing?
  • Veteran: Oh, yes. And much loved. There were hundreds of stories tagged for it on AO3.
  • New Fan: Huh. I guess I could see that. It's a little cracky, but-
  • Veteran: No, no. The crack ship was Lucy/Alura.
  • New Fan: What?
  • Veteran: Lucy/Alura.
  • New Fan: But... That makes no sense! Alura died! She died 25 years before Lucy was born!
  • Veteran: I sense you have a point, but I'm not following.
  • New Fan: I...
  • Veteran: Anyway, just consider yourself lucky you missed the Great Supercat vs. Karlena war.
  • New Fan: War?
  • Veteran: Oh, it was terrible. The Supercat Orthodoxy's meta-sieges, the Karlena Heretics gif blitzes. The meme warfare, the The Knights of the Zipper Backed dresses and the Champions of Carter against the Sacred Order of Frienemy Lust. My god, I hadn't seen the angst flow like that since Jane Rizzoli shot Paddy Doyle.
  • New Fan: Who shot who?
  • Veteran: Best not think about such things. Those were dark, dark times...
  • New Fan: *clutches tightly to their Detective Danvers fics* You're scaring me.
  • Veteran: Oh, my sweet summer child... Here, have some Alex/Maggie/M'gann threesome sin.
  • New Fan: Alex/Maggie/M'gann?
  • Veteran: Yes. It comes in three flavors. The ones where M'gann shape shifts into Alex and Maggie is in the middle. The Ones where M'gann shape shifts into Maggie, and Alex is in the middle, and the ones where she does both...
I've Been Binge-Watching Downton Abbey with my aunt

We just started season 2.

•Mary praying for Matthew (Mary, my sweet summer child, I just want to protect you from the world!)
•Mary & Matthew keeping each other’s pictures
•Sybil leaving
•Branson and Anna getting their hearts broken
•Bates’ real bitch of an estranged wife blackmailing him
•Lady Grantham seeing the light & supporting Sybil •Daisy kissing William •I can’t wait for Matthew & Mary to stop being so stupid lol.

Why did I agree to this? My heart can not handle this show.

Oh yeah, because I’m a diehard Maggie Smith fan, and I’m a huge Dan Stevens & Julian Fellowes fan. 😕

“ I TOLD YOU RICK ! I TOLD YOU TO NOT TEACH THAT PSYCHO BOY TO USE A GUN ! WHY ARE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME ! NOW OUR BOY IS IN A COMA , MY POOR BABY HAS ONLY ONE EYE LEFT FOR CHRIST SAKE !! NO TARA YOU CANT GO OUT THERE SWEETIE THERE ARE FUCKING WALKERS ! JUDITH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD THANK YOU GABRIEL ! OH MY GOD GLENN STOP THAT YOU CAN’T DIE AGAIN AT LEAST NOT NEAR YOUR PREGNANT WIFE ! OH THANK YOU JESUS FOR SASHA AND ABRAHAM ! OH GOD DARYL YOU ARE SO HOT EVEN THE STREETS ARE ON FIRE WHEN YOU’RE HERE ! ” that’s basically what I was screaming in front of my computer while watching the last episode of TWD