oh love don't let me go

The Foxes as things my roommates have said
  • Renee: (when asked if she could beat us in a fight) Well I didn't want to brag but I could destroy all of you.
  • Kevin: I have training in the morning but that's for sober me to worry about.
  • Andrew: I only like two things in life: being gay and getting into fights. And I just got done being gay.
  • Aaron: I'm going to the library. If you see me there, please pretend you didn't.
  • Nicky: oh man you're heterosexual? what a shame. what a fucking shame.
  • Dan: My mom was artificially inseminated. I didn't need a man to be born and I don't need one now.
  • Matt: You guys are my friends and I love you but you're fucking idiots.
  • Neil: I'm starting to realize I didn't have a happy childhood. Should I, like, see a therapist or something?
  • Allison: I'd invite you to thanksgiving at my family's summer home in Vermont but I can't let you see me and my family wear matching polo shirts and khakis
  • Bonus from my RA:
  • David: I want you all to consider me a friend! But also remember that I can get you kicked out so don't pull any shit.
  • Abby: No need to call 911. I have some bandaids in my room and also some vodka but don't tell anyone about that.
  • Bee: You can talk to me at any time, day or night. But I know you won't, you emotionally stunted bastards.
The signs as random quotes I love
  • Aries: "just a princess w/ some anger issues"
  • Taurus: "of course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice"
  • Gemini: "we all have that one song that awakens the stripper in us"
  • Cancer: "I just realized that I can't touch yesterday, so why am I letting yesterday touch me?"
  • Leo: "goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people"
  • Virgo: "I hate when I lose things at school like my pens and self motivation"
  • Libra: "It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste"
  • Scorpio: "today's mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm"
  • Sagittarius: "go out and be a hoe, it's a beautiful day"
  • Capricorn: "get the money first. fall in love later"
  • Aquarius: "cold as ice but in the right hands she melts"
  • Pisces: "I'm 99% angel, but oh, that 1%..."
choices stories explained badly

the freshman: become a grumpy old dude’s entertainment slave to get money for school where you’ll up liking it, then learn that anything that seems too good to be true (i.e. three people lowkey being in love with you at once) probably is and will evidently fall apart. oh and for some reason it’ll be your fault. it isn’t, everyone’s gonna blame you tho. but it’s cool, friendship prevails or whatever and everyone’s gay.

the sophomore: it’s the freshman except everyone looks like suburban middle-class parents now.

the rules of engagement: don’t marry cheating, lying scum bags who are predestined to be named something fratboy-esque like trent. marry hot men you meet on a cruise after three months of knowing them for money instead.

the crown and the flame: uniting divided kingdoms takes a lot of death and money, also you may or may not have some sexy times with the enemy’s son. the fire nation is the last surviving type of bender and bradley james turns into a dragon. avan jogia is hot and mysterious.

lovehacks: date men for work they said. it’ll be fun they said.

the royal romance: who needs a comfy life in new york maxwell i love you when you can have adventures maxwell why won’t you love me back in a far off country with a handsome maxwell prince? leave your life behind. leave your friends. it’s all good.

most wanted: murder, scandal, and revenge. you’re gonna ship massey and dave and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. and not to be that guy but where is book two. not to be shady but we’re moving on to the freshman: senior home and most wanted hasn’t even—

endless summer: you just came out here to have a good time and you’re literally being attacked right now. your entire life has been a lie and your gbf was stolen by sentient plants. you’ve sold your morals so that your fave would like you. why is tony stark so sketchy.

haunting of braidwood manor: you go on a haunted slumber party with a family of ghosts because you wanna help your ghost brother and oh hey, ghost girl is pretty cute. actually she’s really cute. the power of the lesbians has made ghost girl a normal girl again. this is my not-ghost girlfriend and we’re in love, thanks for your support best-male-bro-pal-who-i’m-not-interested-in-because-i’m-gay.

hero: everyone bullies you because you’re broke and don’t have the diamonds for this and that’s all we know so far

  • rose late at night thinking to herself: what if kanaya stops being in love with me? If we are gonna stay here forever I don't know how someone could tolerate me for this long, let along for eternity. What if I stop feeling the same for her? What if i go back to how I was b-
  • kanaya: *snores and flips over in bed to hug rose and hold her close*
  • rose: oh nvm
Season 6B:
  • Killian: *angst*
  • Emma, who is usually angsting, or definitely too scared to take big steps in her relationship: oh
  • Emma: let me go canoeing
  • Emma: omfg I love my kid
  • Emma: dumb kid forgot the life jackets
  • Emma: who needs lifejackets?
  • Emma: if Killian finds out we had Poptarts AND didn't wear life jackets he'd kill us omg
  • Emma: Better go home to get the life jackets
  • Killian: *is angsting*
  • Emma: KILLIAN MY FAVE ILY
  • Emma: YOU'RE SO CUTE, DON'T EAT MY WHOLE FACE LOL
  • Emma: wait, what are you hiding? Did you buy a puppy? Cause I've been thinking, a puppy would maybe be something I-
  • Emma: wait
  • Emma: don't be sad, I love you and we're alive and there is no angst in our lives bae
  • Killian: *gallons of angst*
  • Emma: see you later, alligator! <3
  • *several hours later*
  • Killian: *angsting outside the house*
  • Emma, flying down the steps: KILLIAN
  • Emma: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR 4 HOURS I MISSED YOU
  • Emma: I'm making melty yummy popcorn COME INSIDE
  • Emma: did I mention I LOVE you!!!!! and we have pOPCORN!!
  • Killian: *angst*
  • *the next day*
  • Killian: *wakes up at the crack of dawn to get an early start on angsting*
  • Emma: *wakes up*
  • Emma: I'm all alone :O
  • Emma: *gasp* Killian's so cute he's probably getting the puppy today
  • Emma: I miss him
  • Emma: look at his cute little sea chest
  • Emma: I wonder if it's locked
  • Emma: IT'S NOT LOCKED!?
  • Emma: what's even in here? He's never...wait, what? omg. OMG. OMFG.
  • Emma: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Emma: I can't look at it. I can't. I can't.
  • Emma, an hour later: *spinning around her room with her ring on*
  • Emma: MRS EMMA SWAN
  • Emma: MRS EMMA JONES?
  • Emma: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Emma: when is he gonna be HOME
  • Killian: *getting drunk, drowning in angst*
  • *way too many hours later, the door opens*
  • Killian: Emma? You home-
  • Emma: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Emma: *flies down the stairs at 99mph*
  • Emma: MY FAVOURITE PERSON AND FUTURE HUSBAND HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • Emma: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WILL KISS YOUR FACE AND YOUR SCRUFF WHEN WERE YOU GUNNA GIVE ME THIS RING I'VE BEEN WEARING FOR THE PAST 12 HOURS WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO PICK OUT THE RIGHT PUPPY???
  • Emma: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
  • Emma: so that I can finally marry the most wonderful person in the entIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Killian: .....*angst*
707's Route: a summary
  • Seven: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Seven: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL- OH SHIT YOU'RE IN DANGER! MY BROTHER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU!
  • Saeran: *breaks window*
  • Me: I NOTICED! HELP ME!
  • Saeran: Come with meeeeee...
  • Seven: SAERAN, NO SWIPING! SAERAN, NO SWIPING! SAERAN, NO SWIPING!
  • Saeran: *snaps fingers* OH, MAN! *runs away*
  • Seven: I'm staying here, don't bother me.
  • Me: But I love you!!
  • Seven: I don't want your love!
  • Me: LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU DAMN HYDRANT!
  • Seven: ALRIGHT, DAMMIT, I LOVE YOU TOO! HAPPY?!
  • Me: Yeah, let's go find your brother!
  • Seven: Alright... *a few hours later* Saeran is now part of a cult made by Rika... WHY?!
  • V: Well, my soon-to-be wife went batshit crazy and decided to "save" everyone with some drugs, including your brother who thinks she's Jesus... And I think it's all my fault for no reason at all.
  • Me: ... *internal screaming*
  • Seven: ... *internal screaming*
  • Vanderwood: ... Not even gonna ask.
  • V: Oh, look, I'm dead now.
  • Rika: *losing her shit even more in the background*
  • Jumin: I came to save you...
  • Me: ... *internal screaming*
  • Seven: ...
  • Vanderwood: ...
  • Jumin: Looks like I'm a bit too late.
  • Me: Just... Just lock that crazy bitch up and take us to the hospital or something.
  • Seven: ...
  • Vanderwood: ...
  • Vanderwood: ... I'm just going to call it a day.
  • Narrator: Don't let their poker face fool you, Vanderwood was internally screaming as well.

Oh my baby, lately I know

That every night I’ll kiss you you’ll say in my ear

Oh we’re in love aren’t we?


A big ole thank you to @istehlurvz for the awesome commission of Alistair and my Warden, Eth Tabris. I can’t ever express how wonderful her work is, how she’s a joy to work with, and the wonderful work she produces. Thank you so much Sam!

  • Me meeting someone new: I don't know who you are, or where you come from, bUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-
  • Every friend around: oh no
  • Me: *deep breath*
  • Friend: here we go
  • Me: Deaf Spring Awakening is so fucking good and waitress' set should've won a tony and heathers needs to go on Broadway and tuck everlasting needs more love and I need to just hold onto every single cast member of Hamilton forever and keep them safe and warm and also another thing is that the Tonys were good this year but Hamilton won too much stuff and American psychos lighting is so fucking good and the color purple is so damn beautiful and Wicked is just a classic and oh god west side story is better than Romeo and Juliet and les mis is just so tragic and-
  • ♈ Aries: Feeling used
  • But I'm Still missing you
  • ♉Taurus: And I can't
  • See the end of this
  • Just wanna feel your kiss
  • Against my lips
  • ♊Gemini: And now all this time
  • Is passing by
  • But I still can't seem to tell you why
  • It hurts me every time
  • I see you
  • Realize how much I need you
  • ♋Cancer: I hate you, I love you,
  • Don't want to but
  • I can't put nobody else above you
  • ♌ Leo: You want her, you need her
  • And I'll never be her
  • ♍ Virgo: I miss you when I can't sleep
  • Or right after coffee
  • Or right when I can't eat
  • ♎Libra: I miss you in my front seat
  • Still got sand in my sweaters
  • From nights we don't remember
  • ♏Scorpio: Do you miss me like I miss you?
  • Fucked around and got attached to you
  • Friends can break your heart too,
  • And I'm always tired but never of you
  • ♐Saggitarius: If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit
  • I put this reel out, but you wouldn't bite that shit
  • I type a text but then I never mind that shit
  • I got these feelings but you never mind that shit
  • ♑Capricorn: Oh oh, keep it on the low
  • You're still in love with me but your friends don't know
  • If you wanted me you would just say so
  • And if I were you, I would never let me go
  • ♒Aquarius: I don't mean no harm
  • I just miss you on my arm
  • Wedding bells were just alarms
  • Caution tape around my heart
  • ♓Pisces: You ever wonder what we could have been?
  • You said you wouldn't and you fucking did
  • Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fix
  • Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed
The Paladins see IT
  • <p> <b>Pidge:</b> So are we seeing IT in theaters or not?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Hell YES, let's do this!<p/><b>Keith:</b> Are you sure that's a good idea, babe?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Of course it is, I love a good horror flick!<p/><b>Keith:</b> Okay, but we both know you'll regret it...<p/><b>Hunk:</b> Fine, but I'm just warning you guys, I'm a crier<p/><b></b> *AFTER*<p/><b>Lance:</b> (clinging to Keith for dear life) OH MY GOD DON'T EVER LET ME GO!<p/><b>Keith:</b> (with his arm around his boyfriend and his knife at the ready) Jesus Christ, Lance, I need to breathe!<p/><b>Hunk:</b> (still silently sobbing into what remains of their popcorn)<p/><b>Pidge:</b> Dudes! That was awesome! Who's gonna see it with me again? Anyone? Lance?<p/><b>Lance:</b> (whimpers into Keith's shoulder)<p/><b>Keith:</b> (glares) Thanks, Pidge, now I'm going to have to live through a week of sleeping with the lights ON!<p/><b>*Meanwhile*:</b> Shiro is home watching RomComs with Allura<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Many say that PW made Yuzu's weakness into his strength, which is posture i think. But I don't really see the details of it, do you mind explaining? Thank you so much!

Oh boy, not sure how much outrage I’m going to attract with this answer, but I honestly don’t think PW is the miracle many people make it out to be. Is it a good program? Sure it is. Do I love it? Of course I do. Did it mark a momentous turning point in Yuzuru’s career? Yeah, well, not so much.

But wait, before you start yelling at me for my utter ignorance, let me explain. First, let’s have a look at young Yuzu’s weaknesses, or if you want a better phrase, his areas for development. The biggest issue Yuzu had to deal with back then (and by back then I really mean up until the 2013-2014 season) was stamina, which brought with it all sorts of problem, most notably in the second half of his performances. Watch this free skate from 4CC 2011 for example, where you can see he started out solid and then ran out of steam about halfway through. From around the 2:20 mark onward his shoulders began to drop and his back was not held as straight as before, which created the impression that he’s looking down at the ice instead of maintaining connection with the judges and the audience. This was the source of all the complaints about his posture back in those days, but such criticism was entirely missing the point. Yuzu did not have bad posture per se, he just didn’t have enough stamina to keep his posture under control all the way through. Those two may sound similar and look similar but they’re 2 completely different issues. Intrinsically bad posture is way harder to fix since it most likely is a result of habit formed during basic training. In Yuzu’s case though, he just needed to build up stamina and take some time to grow up from a tiny little adorable bean into a still adorable bean, but with some much needed muscle on his bean bones. Both of these happened slowly but surely during the course of the next couple of seasons, and by the time PW 1.0 came around, it’s got to the point where he can actually finished his short programs without looking like he’s gonna drop dead at the end (the free skates still required some work). Here, feel free to compare and contrast the ending of this performance (4CC 2011) and this performance (Skate America 2012). All in all, it’s less about PW helping him fix his posture and more about Yuzu finally getting to a state where he was no longer plagued by stamina-inducing posture issue in short programs.

Of course, PW is a brilliantly choreographed program as well as a great choice of music, and I’d say rather than turning Yuzu’s weaknesses into strengths, PW allowed him to play to his strong points. Again, these two might sound familiar but they’re not. Back then another of Yuzu’s so-called weaknesses was in edgework, i.e. his edges were not as clean as what was ideal. Part of the issue was real, as in his skating skills did have room for improvement and at TCC they worked on that a hell of a lot, which, incidentally, started to bear result around the time of PW 1.0. Another part of the issue though was that at the time Patrick Chan was basically everyone’s image of what ideal skating looked like. Patrick is, of course, awesome, but his skating and Yuzu’s couldn’t be more different in styles. Patrick’s is all about solidity and deep edges and taking time to showcase his lines (I dub it the ‘real skating has curves’ style), while Yuzu has always favored agility and light footwork and variations in speed and fast-paced changes of direction. Neither style is more technically demanding than the other and which one you, as the audience, prefer is really just a matter of taste. Now what Jeff Buttle created with PW was a choreography that perfectly complemented Yuzu’s distinctive style (instead of going for what was fashionable): swift multi-directional turns, plenty of speed, playful, dramatic and somewhat whimsical body movements. All of those were made possible thanks to Yuzu’s flexible knee bend and his quick reflex and his cat-like sense of balance. Basically when Yuzu skates to PW he doesn’t have to fight for or against anything because the choreography allows his body to move whichever way that feels most natural to him, and that’s what I meant when I said PW let Yuzu play to his strengths rather than tried to correct his weaknesses.    

Oh hell that was a long ass answer, probably way too long : )) Let me just wrap this up with an offer: if you are interested in a program that truly turned Yuzu’s weaknesses into strengths, I raise you: Romeo & Juliet 1.0. Watch how all his frantic movements in the second half (dropped shoulders, gasping for every breath, bits of a sloppy edge here and there) played to the theme of the music and could well be taken as interpretation of the character he’s assuming (judging from the cheers he received, surely that was how the audience took it). Watch how even that unexpected fall served to intensify the drama (Romeo at Juliet’s deathbed?). Watch, at the end, how all his struggles culminated in this final desperate gesture:

Have you heard any complaint about his posture in this performance? I sure haven’t :)

GotG Vol. 2 Basically (spoilers)
  • Rocket: I'm gonna steal some batteries
  • Drax: HAHAHAHA
  • Peter: WHAT THE HECK MAN?!
  • Gamora: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
  • Nebula: Why am I here? Seriously let me go so I can kill Thanos
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *so adorable*
  • _____
  • Ego: Peter, I am your dad
  • Peter: Oh... I was still lowkey expecting David Hasselhoff
  • _____
  • Yondu: EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM MY SON
  • TaserFace: MUTINY!!!
  • Rocket: LMAO TASERFACE
  • Nebula: What the heck am I doing?
  • BabyGroot: *Adorably gives random crap to Yondu*
  • Kraglin: Yo
  • _____
  • Mantis: I can sense people's feelings
  • Peter: Okay sure
  • Mantis: You feel love for Gamora!
  • Gamora: WHAT? (Like I don't know already)
  • Peter: DAMN IT MANTIS, YOU COULD HAVE SAID I FELT HUNGRY
  • Drax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....by the way you are so ugly
  • Mantis: Okay :D
  • Drax: Like seriously disgusting
  • _____
  • Peter: I'm so happy, dance with me, I know you like me ;D
  • Gamora: What are you talking about? (Of course I like you ;D) Don't get this the wrong way but something isn't right
  • Peter: WHY?! I'M HAPPY AND MY DAD IS A PLANET, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
  • Gamora: wow, that escaleted quickly
  • _____
  • Ego: I loved your mom and hated leaving you
  • Peter: Maybe we can finally be a happy family!!
  • Ego: Of course! You only need to help me kill everyone
  • Peter: What? ._.
  • Ego: Also, btw I killed your mom
  • Peter: WHAT THE----- YOU AREN'T DAVID HASSELHOFF
  • _____
  • Yondu: PETER, I HAVE COME FOR YOU SON!
  • Peter: I thought you wanted to kill me
  • Yondu: NO, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU
  • Rocket: Yeah yeah yeah, LET'S BLOW THE PLANET
  • Nebula: Sup, I'm part of the team now, Gamora let me leave to kill Thanos already!
  • Mantis: I can help you guys too!
  • Drax: Thank you Mantis...you are ugly
  • Sovereigns: PREPARE TO DIE
  • Rocket: Groot, don't push this button
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *adorably threatens to push deadly button*
  • Yondu: I AM MARY POPPINS, HE IS SO COOL
  • Peter: Pfff yeah HE is
  • _____
  • *THEY DEFEAT EGO AND YONDU (you know sad sad)*
  • Peter: Turns out Yondu was my David Hasselhoff
  • Nebula: I kind of wanna stay... but I'm going to kill Thanos, bye
  • Gamora: Good luck (see you in Infinity War)
  • Rocket: I promise to be less of a jerk now...at least I promise to try remembering it
  • Kraglin: This is an mp3,300 hundred songs
  • Peter: :O!!!!
  • Gamora: You know, I do kind of like you
  • Peter: I was just waiting for you to say it
  • Drax: Hey Mantis, you are beautiful...but only in the inside... DEEEEEEEEP INSIDE

anonymous asked:

Okay Beka and yuri little kid dated (like hold hands and talk at lunch a lot type stuff) and as they got older neither forgot but yuris like "he's so cool and older he probably forgot so don't annoy him" and Beka sure af didn't forget but he's thinking the same as Beka until their in s Spain and Bekas like "okay we can date for real now let me tell him he has The Prettiest Eyes™" and they don't find out the both remember for months

oh my gosh!! baby yuri telling his grandpa that he’s in love with the pretty boy from kazakhstan in his ballet class. baby beka blushing when he asks if he can hold yuri’s hand. baby yuri and baby beka switching plushies when they have to go home. both of them finding out that the other remembered when yuri’s suitcase spilled open just enough for beka to see the unforgotten, soft fur of the bear that used to belong to him. yuri getting flustered and scrambling for words until beka takes a kitten plushie out of his own bag. 

tiny boys in love. tiny boys that love each other forever. x

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • [ SEND A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES ]
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • [ SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [ SEND A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.

anonymous asked:

Murdering me with that domestic shinsou scenario I'm crying, could you write one about when his s/o was pregnant?

I’m on a Shinsou kick, plus I also like this psychic s/o that I paired him with. Also I hope Shinsou isn’t too ooc. I tried.  


You know something? Being pregnant is really, really hard. The media lies. It does. It’s not all maternal glows and cute pregnancy photos. No, if you aren’t barfing your brains out, then your baby is fitfully kicking at your ribcage keeping you up for hours at a time. And between an aching back and your swollen ankles and the constant fluxing of your hormones, you barely have the energy to even think about keeping your Quirk in check. So one would have to forgive you for every unlucky mirror and unfortunate lightbulb that happened to cross your path because being pregnant is really, really damn hard sometimes.

Shinsou climbs down from the short ladder with the box of lightbulbs tucked under his arm. He walks over to the switch on the wall, giving it a few flicks as a test. This has been the fifth time he’s changed this light this week, not that he’s counting. Shinsou places the extra bulbs back into the spare closet. Just as he collapses the ladder, the hallway lights begin to flicker ominously. He raises an eyebrow as the intensity of the light increases, burning brighter and brighter and brighter until it hurt to look at. Shinsou squints his eyes and turns his head as the glass breaks.

“(Name)?” he calls out as he carefully picks up pieces of shattered glass, “Are you okay?”

“No.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Being pregnant sucks, Hitoshi.”

He chuckles, tossing the broken bits of lightbulb into a nearby trashcan. He wipes his hands on the back of his jeans before walking into your shared bedroom and leaning against the door frame. You are curled in as tiny a ball as your stomach would allow as you hover above the bed with several other objects orbiting around the room, trapped in your psychic hold. Shinsou steps by the floating clock, stopping and standing next to the bed. 

“I bet it can’t be easy,” he says.

“It’s not.”

He steps onto the mattress and holds his arms a few centimeters underneath you. You peek over at your husband with your tired eyes. He is standing with his arms out to you, smiling his crooked grin. 

“Wanna come down?”

You shrug your shoulders, but float down into his arms anyway. Shinsou cradles you, carefully sitting down the bed with you snuggled against him. You shift so that your back is pressed against his chest, head leaning against his shoulder. Shinsou presses a kiss to your temple as he brings his hand around to rub your round stomach.

“Hitoshi, I’m sorry to say this, but I think I hate you.”

“You hate me?”

“You knocked me up.”

“That I did.”

“Yeah, and because of you I’m huge and gross, I’ve been eating nothing but tuna mixed with yogurt, my back hurts like hell, my boobs are always sore, I can’t get comfortable so I don’t sleep, and I swear I have no idea how my Quirk works anymore. This is all your fault.”

“I’m sorry, (Name). I know it’s gotta be tough, but I know I appreciate it. And I’m sure Hanshin appreciates it too. Is there anything I can do for you?”

His hand is still on your belly, rubbing smooth, calming circles and massaging your sides. Your eyelids start to feel heavy, the tension in your shoulders leaving as you fall into the warmth of his body. There is something so comfortable and safe about being in his arms like this with his hands on your stomach. You swear you can even feel your baby start to relax under his father’s gentle touch. Shinsou smiles to himself when he sees the objects in the room carefully float to the floor. He presses another kiss to your temple.

You hum, “Maybe tell your son to be nicer to me and tell him to let me sleep once in a while. Oh, and I want more tuna and yogurt. Maybe the peach flavor this time. The kind with the little chunks in it.”

“Sure thing. I’ll go to the store for you, but maybe you should rest first.”

“Thanks, Toshi. That’s a good idea,” you mumble tiredly as you slip into slumber, laying against your husband, “And I don’t really hate you. I love you.”

Shinsou chuckles, “I love you, too, (Name).”

The not so consequent history of the Master
  • Master: I totally hate the Doctor, I will kill him and destroy his precious Earth!
  • Master: : Oops, I killed him. Errr... Not good. Let's get those hearts working again!
  • Master: Okay yes, I should kill you know, but seriously, then you'd be dead?? And I had actually won??
  • Master: That bloody Brigadier.
  • Master: I'm just going to throw him off this tower and... Shit. That worked??
  • Master: Okay. Okay. You screwed up. He fell down that tower. What do we do, Master, think, think... Okay, let's build him a planet, so he can get better!
  • Master: Sure I'll go into the Death Zone and save his life, no pro... - He just drove past me, wtf. HELLO I'M HERE!
  • Master: Did the fucker just leave me to die with the Cybermen?
  • Master: Did the fucker just let me burn?
  • Master: That's it, Rani, come on, let's kill hiIIII.... What the hell happened to you, what is that COAT? KILL IT FASTER!!!
  • Master: Meow.
  • Master: Okay, I want his body. Really badly.
  • Master: Oh, I got resurrected, that's lovely, thanks, you don't mind me running away, yeah, give the Doctor my love, bye!
  • Master: Damn, the fucker found me.
  • Master: Okay, he still loves Earth more than me, nice, nothing changed, I'll just put him in a cage, it'll work!
  • Master: Okay, it didn't work.
  • Master: I'll just take every human being... and turn them... into me...
  • Master: Okay, that didn't work either.
  • Master: I'll just take every dead human being... and turn them into Cybermen.
  • Master: That bloody Brigadier.
  • Master: Actually, Doctor, would you mind... you know... Making me better?
  • Master: Great, died for the fucker again.
BTS reaction: Hearing their best friend confess~
  • ~ Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • You were almost half asleep in the morning when you kept complaining about how you'd never find anyone who liked you or that you were absolute trash.
  • Jin: You are gorgeous what's wrong with you.
  • You: You can find me in a bathroom. Either in the toilet or the trash can.
  • Jin: My god, why do you so firmly believe no one would like you? Ask someone out. You never know.
  • You: Because you're too handsome, sweet, and caring to like anyone like me. I have no chance with you that's why I don't ask.
  • Jin: So.. You like me?
  • You: Oh shit what'd I say?
  • Jin: In short: That you like me.
  • You: Well secrets out, I'm moving to Antarctica.
  • Jin: HoW aM I SuPPoSed To LIKE YOU BACK IF YOU MOVE TO ANTARCTICA?!
  • You: IF YOU LIKED ME YOU'D MAKE IT WORK.
  • Jin: I DO LIKE YOU BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO MOVE.
  • You: Why are we arguing? Just give me love already.
  • Jin: -Rolls eyes- That's what I'm trying to do, but you wanted be in Antarctica.
  • Jin: But let's go eat; My cooking so that's it's free.
  • You: I feel special.
  • Jin: You are.
  • ~ Suga/ Min Yoongi:
  • Yoongi had come over to talk about nothing. He just likes your couch to take naps but you always let him since he was your best friend and you- without being weird- liked watching his adorable face go to sleep.
  • You: I really don't know why I even like you.
  • You: But I wish I could cuddle you right now, what is this?
  • Yoongi: You could. You just needa ask.
  • You: Were you awake throughout my short shitty I love you speech??
  • Yoongi: Yeah, I don't actually fall asleep I've heard you a couple times but never wanted to believe it.
  • Yoongi: I guess now I believe it because.. You said it right in front of my face.
  • You: Give me a moment. Go back to sleep you fuckin duck.
  • Yoongi: Wow. K. I see how it is. liking you back has been canceled.
  • You: Wait no, return to the pokeball.
  • Yoongi: Now I'm a Pokemon.
  • You: You're a cute one though.
  • ~ J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • You flat out told him when you had the chance which was during you guys' movie night.
  • You: Hey you.
  • Hobi: Hey you.
  • You: Hey you, I like you.
  • Hobi: I like you too.
  • You: But I mean I like you like go on dates, kiss, and call you da -cough- baby/mine.
  • Hobi:
  • You:
  • Hobi: Were you going to say daddy?
  • You: That's not important. What's important is if you like me back or not.
  • Hobi: Yes I like you back now tell me–
  • You: Gotta blast but hey a date tomorrow, here at my house? Yeah? Cool? Bye now. -Running into the door to your room-
  • You: That never happened.
  • Hobi: -Dying of laughter- AISH YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LET ME KISS YOUR CHEEKS~!
  • ~ Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You were patiently waiting for Blackpinks new music video that was coming out in three hours since you were so concentrated on the time, anything came out of your mouth.
  • Nams: BTS or Blackpink More?
  • You: both.
  • Nams: Who's your bias in BlackPink?
  • You: Lisa
  • Nams: Who is your bias in BTS?
  • You: Rap Monster.
  • Nams: Why?
  • You: Cuz I like him but he don't like me back.
  • Nams: How do you know that?
  • You: We talked about this Taehyung.
  • Nams: Not Taehyung.
  • You: -You turn to look at who you were talking to but then immediately look away with a red face-
  • You: Who's Rap Monster? Never heard of Him.
  • Nams: Ah too bad, he was thinking about asking you but now he's not too sure.
  • You: I know that guy. Tell him I'd say yes.
  • Nams: You're so cute and I don't know what to do about it. Just to take you on a date.
  • ~ Park Jimin/Chimin:
  • Jimin and you were just talking on the couch. Talking about your days, things that happened, told jokes, but you were getting tired. So now you were answering questions half asleep.
  • Jimin: Who do you like at the moment?
  • You: A guy. He's adorable, sweet, handsome and I don't know what do.
  • Jimin: I say confess.
  • You: Maybe I should but he don't like me back.
  • Jimin: What's his name?
  • You: Name starts with a J.
  • Jimin: Jungkook? or Jung Hoseok is what you mean?
  • You: You skipped the guy I like.
  • You: It's Jimin neutron.
  • Jimin: That's not me.
  • You: Yeah it is well the Jimin part is.
  • You: You like me back? Ye or yes?
  • Jimin: Not too many options. I'll pass.
  • You: I see how i-
  • Jimin: I choose both. I like you in every perspective.
  • You: You saved yourself Park Jimin.
  • ~ V/Kim Taehyung:
  • (Just dialogue)
  • You: Taehyung you can't rap.
  • Tae: I can. I know I Can.
  • You: I am the better rapper. Come at me you puppy.
  • Tae: Puppy???
  • You: I can't insult you. You're too cute to be insulted.
  • Tae: INSULT ME.
  • You: NO
  • Tae: JUST DO IT WOMAN.
  • You: I REFUSE TO INSULT YOU. I LIKE YOU, I CAN'T.
  • Tae: You like me?
  • You: Do I? Did I? What'd I say?
  • Tae: That you like me.
  • You: Say it as if you were me.
  • Tae: I refuse to insult you. I LIKE YOU. emphasis on I LIKE YOU-, I can't.
  • Tae: That's what you said.
  • You:
  • Tae:
  • You: Well now you know, so.. Would you like to go on a date with me soon????
  • Tae: Aw so cute so cute. -Squishing your cheeks- of course I'll go on a date with you. I've always wanted to date someone who's an angel.
  • ~ Jeon Jungkook:
  • You were trying to find a way to confess but also embarrass him. So you bought a rose and went to where he was with all the members at the moment.
  • You: Will you, Jeon Jungkook, let me have the honor to date you. -Kneeling-
  • Members: -Snickering-
  • JK: Of all times.. -Nervously laughing and patting your head-
  • JK: Sure but just know I will get you back for this.
  • You: You can try.
  • JK: It's a war.
  • You: Hey. I'm eating you.
  • JK: What??????
  • You: -pulls out the gum called 'Extra'- very minty.
  • JK: Why did I agree to be with you??
the signs when they're crushing
  • check venus sign, rising sign, and lilith moon.
  • Aries: OH MY GOD YOU'RE HOT KISS ME LOVE ME NOW I WILL SMOTHER U WITH LOVE
  • Taurus: *lowkey stalks*
  • Gemini: obviously stalks and sends asks 24/7, mostly on anon
  • Cancer: admires from afar and stays friends
  • Leo: tells all of their friends and talks to their crush. sends a lot of snapchats.
  • Virgo: they don't crush on many people, but when they do, they let them know
  • Libra: thinks about them all the time and wonders what their crush thinks of them, etc.
  • Scorpio: even better stalker than taurus. swiftly glides through their crushes' instagram page and doesn't screw up. go scorpio
  • Sagittarius: lmao they told their crush. they're dating now.
  • Capricorn: is obsessing over their crush and talking about them to friends and scREAMING ABOUT THEM AND GETTING MORE EXCITED "OMG WHAT IF THEY LIKE ME OH GOD HELP"
  • Aquarius: very good at hiding their feelings. wants to tell their crush but is slightly unsure.
  • Pisces: thinks about scenarios that could happen with their crush and sometimes gets emotional about it. wants to tell their crush they like them but is worried they'll turn them down and pisces will be alone.