oh lord this road is lovely

iconic things from the lightning thief musical:

• “the gods are real and they have kids, and those kids have issues”

• the fact that the first thing percy says is “look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood”


• "is there a fury after percy right now?” “a fury? oh no, IT’S A MINOTAUR” “WHAT’S A MINITAUR?” “IT’S HALF BULL” “like you?” “nO I’M HALF GOAT”

• the fact that chiron is a normal human, with a horse tail

• "oh great she’s crying”


• "i’m half god?“ "yea and i half care”

• "but he loves me!” “he loves you NOT”


• the whole campfire song honestly

• the plastic squirrel in ‘lost’

• grover playing with his uncle ferdinand’s tail

• [high pitched voice] you deserve to be immortalised in stone [deep manly voice] FOREVER [giggle]

• "interesting choice to have him screaming”

• "excuse me miss? how long have you been at this hotel?” “well my brother and i arrived here just yesterday, may 1st! 1939!” “WE CAN SLEEP ON THE ROAD”

• "oh look! a bus to los angeles!” “are you sure that’s a good idea?” “this one we just won’t blow up”

• "DO I LOOK LIKE A CENTAUR TO YOU? it’s charon! with an a”

• charon pushing percy down on his face really hard and grover and annabeth just fanning his face


• "tartarus? like the fish sauce?”

• after they defeat ares, poseidon just makes THE BEST FUCKING ENTRANCE IN THEATRE HISTORY

• in a hawaiian shirt, on a staircase with wheels carried by human dolphins being like "he’s the true son of the sea”

• "i got your gift” “and i got yours. medusa’s head, really?”

• "i’ll have all the squirrels in the east searching for him”


Homegrown, grass-fed, organic Coach Bittle headcanons

(This got really long and fluffy. Sorry.)

Coach looks like a scary dude, but he’s actually a big softie. He has a really intimidating resting bitch face, and a more intimidating murder face, but he would rather eat shit than say shit.

Coach is hella passive aggressive. If you mess with him he’ll be all like, “Wah, I was always taught to turn the other cheek. Hate the sin, love the sinner.” But then he’ll blind copy your boss and forward your emails if he feels like you’re being rude. Or he’ll hand out invitations to a cookout to everyone except you.

And it’s really interesting because Suzanne Bittle is the opposite. She is small and very sweet, but if you mess with her she ascends through passive aggressive and straight into aggressive-aggressive. Like, in high school Bitty had a lot of trouble with this one teacher. Not the subject material, but the teacher. Bitty would ask for help or clarification and the teacher would basically do the academic equivalent of “No, fuck off and die.” And then this teacher would “lose” Bitty’s assignments periodically, and he would grade Bitty’s tests way harder than anyone else’s.

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» a game of thrones sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. ❞
  • ❝ Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. ❞
  • ❝ Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid? ❞ 
  • ❝ That is the only time a man can be brave. ❞ 
  • ❝ Fear cuts deeper than swords. ❞ 
  • ❝ Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. ❞ 
  • ❝ Winter is coming. ❞ 
  • ❝ When you play the game of thrones you win or you die. ❞ 
  • ❝ The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. ❞ 
  • ❝ If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. ❞ 
  • ❝ Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. ❞ 
  • ❝ The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that. ❞ 
  • ❝ Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities. ❞ 
  • ❝ What is honour compared to a woman’s love? ❞ 
  • ❝ We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. ❞ 
  • ❝ That is our great glory, and our great tragedy. ❞ 
  • ❝ Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side? ❞ 
  • ❝ When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. ❞ 
  • ❝ And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I look back I am lost. ❞ 
  • ❝ Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing burns like the cold. ❞ 
  • ❝ Laughter is poison to fear. ❞ 
  • ❝ Every flight begins with a fall. ❞ 
  • ❝ What do we say to the Lord of Death? ❞ 
  • ❝ Not today. ❞ 
  • ❝ Oh, my sweet summer child. ❞ 
  • ❝ Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle. ❞ 
  • ❝ Just so. ❞ 
  • ❝ Life is not a song, sweetling. ❞ 
  • ❝ Give me honourable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I’ll sleep more easily by night. ❞ 
  • ❝ The things I do for love. ❞ 
  • ❝ Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. ❞ 
  • ❝ A bruise is a lesson… and each lesson makes us better. ❞ 
  • ❝ The man who fears losing has already lost. ❞ 
  • ❝ There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man. ❞ 
  • ❝ I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one. ❞ 
  • ❝ A lord must learn that sometimes words can accomplish what swords cannot. ❞ 
  • ❝ A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is. ❞ 
  • ❝ If a man paints a target on his chest, he should expect that sooner or later someone will loose an arrow on him. ❞ 
  • ❝ I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. ❞ 
  • ❝ There is an empty place within me where my heart was once. ❞ 
  • ❝ You can’t hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn’t mean it’s useless. ❞ 
  • ❝ The heart lies and the head plays tricks with us, but the eyes see true. ❞ 
  • ❝ Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones? ❞

anonymous asked:

Headcanon- Hugo loves to take Ernest and MC on road trips, Amanda comes along at times and uses Ernest as a pillow for sleeping (he uses her as a footrest), Hugo talks for the whole ride and grabs a lot of pamphlets b/c KNOWLEDGE, but most importantly when the dads are in the front they hold hands together and stare at eachother a lil too long

Oh my lord this is so precious!!! Bless you for coming up with this! and then they could nap in the back when it’s Amanda’s turn to drive, with MC resting his head on Hugo’s shoulder and Hugo resting his head on MC’s head


  • ❛ I know about what you did, and I wanna scream the truth. ❜
  • ❛ Thought you said that you would always be in love. ❜
  • ❛ But I hear sounds in my mind. ❜
  • ❛ But, honey, I’ll be seein’ you down every road. ❜
  • ❛ ‘Cause, honey, I’ll come get my things, but I can’t let go. ❜
  • ❛ Sometimes I wake up in a different bedroom. ❜
  • ❛ All those rumors, they have big teeth. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, God, I’m clean out of air in my lungs. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time we danced with the truth. ❜
  • ❛ Will you sway with me? ❜
  • ❛ We’re King and Queen of the weekend. ❜
  • ❛ Ain’t a pill that could touch our rush. ❜
  • ❛ But what will we do when we’re sober? ❜
  • ❛ Can we keep up with the ruse? ❜
  • ❛ In the morning, you’ll be dancing with us. ❜
  • ❛ But I think that you might be the same as me. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll give you my best side. ❜
  • ❛ Yeah, awesome right? ❜
  • ❛ I guess we’re partying. ❜
  • ❛ Our rules, our dreams, we’re blind. ❜
  • ❛ Half of my wardrobe is on your bedroom floor. ❜
  • ❛ I am your sweetheart psychopathic crush. ❜
  • ❛ Drink up your movements, still I can’t get enough. ❜
  • ❛ I overthink your punctuation use. ❜
  • ❛ But lover, you’re the one to blame, all that you’re doing. ❜
  • ❛ Can you hear the violence? ❜
  • ❛ Says he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm. ❜
  • ❛ So I guess I’ll go home. ❜
  • ❛ The only love I haven’t screwed up. ❜
  • ❛ She’s so hard to please. ❜
  • ❛ But she’s a forest fire. ❜
  • ❛ I do my best to meet her demands. ❜
  • ❛ They say 'You’re a little much for me.’ ❜
  • ❛ You’re a liability. ❜
  • ❛ I understand, I’m a liability. ❜
  • ❛ The truth is, I am a toy. ❜
  • ❛ They’re gonna watch me disappear into the sun. ❜
  • ❛ Let’s give it a minute before we admit that we’re through. ❜
  • ❛ I remember the rush, when forever was us. ❜
  • ❛ Well, I guess I should go. ❜
  • ❛ These are what they call hard feelings of love. ❜
  • ❛ I care for myself the way I used to care about you. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time to let go of this endless summer afternoon. ❜
  • ❛ What is this tape? ❜
  • ❛ This is my favorite tape. ❜
  • ❛ Bet you wanna rip my heart out. ❜
  • ❛ I’m gonna mess your life up. ❜
  • ❛ I’m psycho high. ❜
  • ❛ God, I wonder why we bother. ❜
  • ❛ All the glamour, and the trauma, and the fucking melodrama. ❜
  • ❛ Sorry I was never good like you. ❜
  • ❛ Did my best to exist just for you. ❜
  • ❛ Bet you rue the day you kissed a writer in the dark. ❜
  • ❛ I am my mother’s child. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll love you 'til my breathing stops. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll find a way to be without you, babe. ❜
  • ❛ I let the seasons change my mind. ❜
  • ❛ I love it here since I’ve stopped needing you. ❜
  • ❛ I’m someone you maybe might love. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll be your quiet afternoon crush. ❜
  • ❛ In my head, I do everything right. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe all this is the party. ❜
  • ❛ But you’re not what you thought you were. ❜
  • ❛ Every night, I live and die. ❜
  • ❛ It’s just another graceless night. ❜
  • ❛ I hate the headlines and the weather. ❜
  • ❛ I’m 19 and I’m on fire. ❜
  • ❛ Have another drink, get lost in us. ❜
  • ❛ Let’s go to perfect places. ❜
  • ❛ Let’s kiss and then take off our clothes. ❜
  • ❛ Now I can’t stand to be alone. ❜
  • ❛ What the fuck are perfect places anyway? ❜

Stanzas Written On The Road Between Florence And Pisa
by Lord Byron (1788-1824)
Read by Dan Stevens

Oh, talk not to me of a name great in story;
The days of our youth are the days of our glory;
And the myrtle and ivy of sweet two-and-twenty
Are worth all your laurels, though ever so plenty.

What are garlands and crowns to the brow that is wrinkled?
‘Tis but as a dead flower with May-dew besprinkled.
Then away with all such from the head that is hoary!
What care I for the wreaths that can only give glory?

Oh Fame! – if I e'er took delight in thy praises,
‘Twas less for the sake of thy high sounding phrases,
Than to see the bright eyes of the dear one discover,
She thought that I was not unworthy to love her.

There chiefly I sought thee, there only I found thee;
Her glance was the best of the rays that surround thee;
When it sparkled o'er aught that was bright in my story,
I knew it was love, and I felt it was glory.

Prayer of St. Teresa Benedicta of the Cross

O Prince of Peace, to all who receive You, You bright light and peace. Help me to live in daily contact with You, listening to the words You have spoken and obeying them. O Divine Child, I place my hands in Yours; I shall follow You. Oh, let Your divine life flow into me.

I will go unto the altar of God. It is not myself and my tiny little affairs that matter here, but the great sacrifice of atonement. I surrender myself entirely to Your divine will, O Lord. Make my heart grow greater and wider, out of itself into the Divine Life.

O my God, fill my soul with holy joy, courage and strength to serve You. Enkindle Your love in me and then walk with me along the next stretch of road before me. I do not see very far ahead, but when I have arrived where the horizon now closes down, a new prospect will open before me and I shall met with peace.

How wondrous are the marvels of your love, we are amazed, we stammer and grow dumb, for word and spirit fail us. Amen.

anonymous asked:

what do you think your characters' favorite movies would be (guilty pleasures included)?


so santi’s favorite movies are akira and godzilla (only the original godzilla, although he did like shin godzilla that came out last year, but otherwise he gets very heated about the remakes and sequels, especially the one starring matthew broderick…don’t even bring that one up) he was also obsessed with jurassic park when he was a kid and wanted to become a paleontologist until he found out that paleontologists don’t actually get to meet real dinosaurs. he’s a geek ass so star wars of course. i feel like he would probably like green room too. oh and the goonies. hmmm what else…probably spider-man (2002)…scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed…bad movies that are fun to watch. oh and when he gets really high he watches mary-kate and ashley movies. his favorite is the one where they go to the bahamas. 

gianni is the hardest because i feel like he would like a lot of obscure foreign films or weird surrealist films. like probably el topo or the holy mountain until he found out how shitty of a person alejandro jodorowsky is. omfg wait i watched swiss army man recently and just thought of santixgianni the whole time. he would definitely like that one. OH I JUST REMEMBERED i decided a while ago that his fave is fantastic mr. fox. oooooh and big fish. OH and definitely lord of the rings i mean c’mon. and he’s probably a slut for david lynch too so u know eraserhead and blue velvet. aversely, he probably watches a lot of ridiculously over the top action movies (probably like the fast & furious series lmao) because he finds it interesting how desensitizing they are. OH AND he and santi definitely binge watch the road warrior/mad max series together every so often hell yea.

rooney is probably so easy to please omg. her favorite movie is defffffinitely amélie heheshe loves anything ghibli/miyazaki, and wes anderson as well. she also went through a huge tarantino phase in her teen years when she tried to be edgy and walk around paris smoking hand rolled cigarettes out of those long fancy audrey hepburn cig holders u know what i mean. she also likes movies that radiate existential happiness and philosophical reflections on life, like almost famous, beginners, 20th century women, captain fantastic, those kinda optimistic, relationship-oriented storylines. oh and whip it because she’s always dreamed of becoming a roller derby girl ;-;

lou is probably a movie junkie. all she does is sit at home and watch movies and tv with fiona lmao (when she’s not babysitting santi) for that reason she’s seen everything and is a huge critic but will still watch anything even though she’ll complain about every gripe she has with it. her taste is kinda hard to pinpoint…i feel like she would like mysteries and maybe even sci-fi films. a lot of old film noirs as well. i mean u just know mildred pierce is her shit. gone girl and ex machina also come to mind. and she would like room and where the wild things are ;-; she’s also a sucker for tragedies (go figure) and kubrick films.

I’ve been traveling with Hermes this week (long road trip and I needed his support) and he may or may not have influenced me to call Ares “Daddy” for giggles…

“Ares, oh Lord of War and the destruction therein, voice of bloodlust and valor. … Daddy.”

I don’t need to tell you how much He hates it. I love it.


  • Amor Fati - Washed Out
  • Acadia - Marianas Trench
  • Alive - One Direction
  • Anna Sun - Walk The Moon
  • Arabella - Arctic Monkeys
  • Autumn Leaves - Ed Sheeran
  • Back Against The Wall - Cage The Elephant
  • Be Who You Want To Be - Max Frost
  • Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones
  • Believer - American Authors
  • Beside You - 5SOS
  • Best Song Ever - 1D
  • Better Off - Haim
  •  Bleeding for Your Love - Suvi
  • Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey
  • Born To Die - Lana Del Rey
  • Breezeblocks - Alt-J
  • Bridges - Broods
  • Broken - Jake Bugg
  • Brothers - Tanlines
  • Carmen - Lana Del Rey
  • Change - Churchill
  • Chocolate - The 1975
  • The City - Ed Sheeran
  • The City - The 1975
  • Close Hand, Full of Friends - Foy Vance
  • Colours - Grouplove
  • Coming of Age - Foster the People
  • Counting Stars - One Republic
  • Country Song - Jake Bugg
  • Dark Paradise - Lana Del Rey
  • Dark Star - Jaymes Young
  • Diana - 1D
  • Diane Young - Vampire Weekend
  • Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey
  • Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys
  • Do It All Again - Emblem3
  • Does He Know? - 1D
  • Don’t Forget Where You Belong - One Direction
  • Don’t Save Me - Haim
  • Drunk - Ed Sheeran
  • Dust and Bones - Night Terrors Of 1927
  • Electric Feel - MGMT
  • An Encounter - The 1975
  • Far Too Young To Die - Panic! At The Disco
  • Fever - The Black Keys
  • Fireflies - Still Corners
  • Fitzpleasure - Alt-J
  • Flaws - Bastille
  • Girls - The 1975
  • Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco
  • Give Me Love - Ed Sheeran
  • Global Concepts - Robert DeLong
  • Go Slow -Haim
  • Gold Rush - Ed Sheeran
  • Golden Touch - Razorlight
  • Gotta Get Out - 5SOS
  • Grade 8 - Ed Sheeran
  • Half a Heart - 1D
  • Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids
  • Happily - 1D
  • Harlem - New Politics
  • Hearts Out - The 1975
  • Heartbreak Girl - 5SOS
  • Heave - The Maccabees
  • Hip Hop Kids - Portugal. The Man
  • Howlin For You - The Black Keys
  • I Miss You - 5SOS
  • I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys
  • I Want It All - Arctic Monkeys
  • Indigo - Emblem3
  • Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You - The 1975
  • It’s About Time - Young the Giant 
  • Keep Together - Hunter Hunted
  • Keep You - Wild Belle
  • Kids - MGMT
  • Kids - Mikky Ekko
  • Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran
  • Knee Socks - Arctic Monkeys
  • La Di Da Di Da - Emblem3
  • Land Down Under - Men at Work
  • Lego House - Ed Sheeran
  • Little Black Dress - 1D
  • Little Games - The Colourist
  • Little White Lies - 1D
  • Locked In A Cage - Brick + Mortar
  • Love Is Blindness - Jack White
  • M.O.N.E.Y -The 1975
  • Mad Sounds - Arctic Monkeys
  • Menswear - The 1975
  • Midnight City - M83
  • Million Dollar Man - Lorde
  • Minding My Own Business - Coconut Records
  • Miracle Mile - Cold War Kids
  • Miss Jackson - Panic! At The Disco
  • Move - Pacific Air
  • Naive - The Kooks
  • National Anthem - Lana Del Rey
  • Needle - Born Ruffians
  • No. 1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys
  • Oh No - Blackchords
  • One Day - Emblem3
  • One For The Road - Arctic Monkeys
  • Out of My Limit - 5SOS
  • Pressure - The 1975
  • Pseudologia - Foster The People
  • R U Crazy - Conor Maynard
  • R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys
  • Radio - Lana Del Rey
  • Ribs - Lorde
  • Right Now - 1D
  • Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys
  • Riptide - Vance Joy
  • Robbers - The 1975
  • Sea of Air - Portugal. The Man
  • Settle Down - The 1975
  • Sex - The 1975
  • Simple Kids - Story Books
  • The Simple Life - Keaton Stromberg
  • Simple Song - The Shins
  • Sing - Ed Sheeran
  • Slumville Sunrise - Jake Bugg
  • Small Bump - Ed Sheeran
  • Snap Out Of It - Arctic Monkeys
  • Strong - 1D
  • Sunburn - Ed Sheeran
  • Talk! - The 1975
  • A Team - Ed Sheeran
  • This - Ed Sheeran
  • This Is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco
  • This Is What Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey
  • Through The Dark - 1D
  • Thunder Clap - Wild Cub
  • Tongue Tied - Grouplove
  • Tonight You’re Perfect - New Politics 
  • Too Late - 5SOS
  • Top Notch - Manchester Orchestra
  • Trouble Town - Jake Bugg
  • UNI - Ed Sheeran
  • Video Games - Lana Del Rey
  • Wake Me Up - Ed Sheeran
  • You & I - 1D
  • 12 - The 1975
  • The 1975 - The 1975


  • Marianas Trench
  • The Neighbourhood
  • One Direction
  • Ellie Goulding
  • Of Monsters and Men
  • Vampire Weekend
  • Ed Sheeran


Doctor Who Rewatch(3x13) Last of the Time Lords

Right then! Off we go. The open road. There is a burst of star fire right now off the coast of Meta Sigma Folio. Oh, the sky is like oil on water. Fancy a look? Or back in time. We could, I don’t know. Charles the Second? Henry the Eighth? I know! What about Agatha Christie? I’d love to meet Agatha Christie. Bet she’s brilliant— Okay.
“I just can’t
“Spent all these years training to be a doctor, now I’ve got people to look after. They saw half of the planet slaughtered and they’re devastated. I can’t leave them.”
“Of course not. Thank you. Martha Jones, you saved the world.”

“Yes I did. I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good. You gonna be alright?”
“Always, yeah.”


+ hi hi helo etc !!!! so basically for my first hundred (i'm crying i haven't been here long and ily all so much) i thought i'd make a lil masterlist of lyrics by marina and the diamonds from every ep/album that she's released that could be used for inspiration, descriptions, prompts, ideas, bios etc. check them out under the cut, and please like/reblog if you found this at all helpful. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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Music Post!

Hey guys - sorry this is a little late, but with Tumblr taking down a lot of music posts and going after blogs that have music, I’ve pulled the music from Laura and Carmilla’s blogs.

So! A tracklisting!

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anonymous asked:

do you have any fics that have a ton of sexual tension

We get different variations of this ask all the time and our answer is always the same - check out our slow building romance tag and use our search engine  when looking for specific terms such as UST, sexual tension, etc. (instructions under the ask box here). 

And we get it! We all want to read that fic that keeps teasing and cock blocking Dean and Cas for miles and miles. The thing is, fic reading is a very personal enjoyment. What is hot and sizzling for one fan, can be just lukewarm and frustrating for another. Very often, after we post these kind of YMMV lists, we get anons complaining that we left out their favorite fic. 

So, a mandatory disclaimer: these are our personal choices, the ones that stood out in our minds when asked. Although we do our best, this is subjective and we are sure there’s more great fic out there that we missed - even among the ones we have reviewed!!

Disclaimer out of the way - here are a few you just might enjoy for that delicious (unresolved) sexual tension! We’ve added asterisk to fics that has longer periods of UST.

Hi everyone! I wanted to something s little different with this here blog, so i’m going to (try) to make monthly playlists!


bellyache- billie ellish

headspace- thomston

heavy- oh wonder

i found- amber run

the other- lauv

comatose- rkcb

glorious- macklemore ft. skylar grey

netflix trip- ajr

how to be a heartbreaker- marina and the diamonds

on + off- maggie rogers

counting stars- one republic

buzzcut season- lorde

oh no!- marina and the diamonds

high on humans (abbey road piano session)- oh wonder

tennis court- lorde

someone that loves you- honne

ultralife- oh wonder

come hang out- ajr

The signs as Lana Del Rey lyrics.
  • Aries: "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon. Like a f*cking dream I'm living in."
  • Taurus: "Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough. I don't know why."
  • Gemini: "You fit me better than my favorite sweater."
  • Cancer: "Dear Lord, when I get to heaven please let me bring my man."
  • Leo: "Will you still love me, when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • Virgo: "I can be your china-doll, if you wanna see me fall."
  • Libra: "Oh, what can I do? Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue."
  • Scorpio: " I like it down, like it down way low but you already know that. You already know."
  • Sagittarius: "Maybe I like this rollercoaster, maybe it keeps me high."
  • Capricorn: "Everything I want I have, money,notoriety, and riviera."
  • Aquarius: "Play house, put my favorite record on. Get down, get your Chrystal method on."
  • Pisces: "My clothes still smell like you and all the photographs say you're still young."
Dating Peter Maximoff Would Include...

  • stealing scott’s motorbike and going out for joyrides late at night (much to the former’s annoyance, just bring up jean grey and he’ll shut right up)
  • playful butt-smacking in public, both of you on the giving and receiving end, which usually leaves you too in peals of laughter and whatever you were previously doing forgotten about
  • him making you wear his jacket because, “you look hot in it!” and “are you cold? you look cold.” and “i think your outfit will be complete with my jacket, what’d’a think?” (truth be told he just likes seeing you in his clothing)
  • nicknames like, “babe”, “baby”, “love”, “beautiful”, and “gorgeous”, and sometimes, when he’s feeling especially cheesy, “light of my life”.
  • steamy make-out sessions that end with your hair all messed up and your clothes rumpled, and one or two people walking into the room where you’re making out (wether it’s his house or the study rooms at the x-mansion) and leaving in a hurry because, “oH GoD, hiS hAnD is UP tHeiR SHirT, mY LORD,”
  • if you yell “meep meep”, like roadrunner, when he’s running past, or call him road runner, you’ll find yourself subjected to the absolute torture of having him reply with “meep meep” every time you asked him something
  • [”peter? do you know where jean keeps her classwork stuff?” “meep meep” “it’s been tWo HOuRs, PeTE!”]
  • make sure to buy lots of concealer because this boy loves giving you hickeys, much to the point where you’re annoyed by how many he leaves, but, boy does he have dedication.
  • the sex is amazing, because he sure knows how to use his mouth, and a mix between slow and sensual and fast and demanding (depending on both of your moods), but either way sex with peter is spectacular.
  • binge nights with peter where you watch crappy shows and re-runs of crappy shows with him and eat anything you can get your hands on. salsa and vanilla ice cream? if peter can eat it, anyone can. graham crackers, marmalade and popcorn? why not, it probably won’t kill you.
  • buying peter new goggles and having him pepper your face with sloppy, lovable kisses, and have you giggle in amusement as he models them in front of you, vogue style.
  • music jamming-out sessions where you two sing to your hearts content, with optional air guitar and solo’s, with peter filling in the lyrics you don’t know
  • long road trips with peter’s mixtape playing in the background, and just you two enjoying each other’s company without doing anything important, just together, wether that be in silence or chatting about random things
Family// S.W


“Sammy.” I panicked, rubbing my sweaty palms along my thighs. “I’m nervous. What if they think I’m not good enough for you.”

Sammy chuckled walking towards me, placing his hands on my cheeks,kissing my forehead. “Baby, they’ll love you just breathe.”

I huffed, and looked up at him, “What should I wear?” I asked walking over to our shared closet, rummaging through my dresses.

Sammy walked towards me wrapping his arms around my waist. “Whatever, you wear is fine. Don’t worry.” He spun me around and took the bundle of clothes out of my arms and dropped them on the floor. He leaned in,placing his lips on mine. We continued for a while when I felt Sammy’s hand go up my shirt.

I pushed him back smiling, “Sorry babe, but we have to meet your parents in 30 minutes. Maybe later.” I winked grabbing a white summer dress before walking into the washroom.

Soon we were in the car, riding to the restaurant to meet his parents. As we pull into a parking spot, my heart starts beating faster. Sammy notices my sudden increase of anxiety and leans over from the drivers seat to place a long kiss on my lips. I smile into the lip lock before he pulls back smirking. He gets out of the car and opens my door before taking my hand into his. He holds open the door as we walked in, bombarded by pleasant scents of expensive foods.

“Samuel.” I heard a deep voice call from a well lit booth. I see Sam smile and look down at me before leading me over to the table. This is it. “Dad.” Sam greets with a hug following.

“Good to see you, son.” His father said, patting his shoulder.

“Mommy.” Sammy squealed like a little boy causing all of us to laugh before engulfing his mother with a hug. I awkwardly stood behind Sam before he glanced back and walked over to me, guiding me to his parents.

“Mom, Dad. I’d like you to meet Y/N. My girlfriend.” He said, resting his hand on the small of my back.

“Hello dear. How are you?” His mother said before hugging me lightly.

“Hi. To be quite honest, I’m a little nervous.” I chuckled.

“Aweeh.” She cooed, rubbing my arm, “Honey, you have nothing to worry about. You’re family now.” I smiled at her.

“Hey Y/N.” Sammy’s father smiled, putting his hand out. I smile and shake it. “I’m Dave.”

“Nice to meet you.”

“Let’s sit. I’m starving and Mama wants some ribs.” His mom says, patting her stomach as Sammy and I sit across from them.

As the dinner progressed my nerves started to ease. His mom insisted on me calling her Mama Wilk. I didnt mind that because it basically welcomed me into the family with loving arms. Dave and Sammy were talking about his music.

“So Y/N. Is Sammy a pain to live with?” Lori, his mother joked.

I laughed, “He is messy, that’s for sure! Especially when he has all the guys over, the apartment will be a pig pen for days.”

She smiled and I took a sip of my water when I felt a hand slowly rising up the thigh. I Choked on my water almost spitting it out. “Y/N, dear. Are you alright?” Dave asked.

Sammy chuckled keeping his hand cockily close to my area. “Yeah, just forgot how to swallow I guess.”

“So Sammy, are you treating this lovely lady well?” His father asked. Sammy smiled widely, beginning to to rub his thumb on my thigh. Fuck. Why does he have to do this in front of his parents that I just met.

“Oh believe me. She gets treated like a princess. I even let her fill our fridge with healthy ass foods and you both know I like my junk food.” He chuckles.

He gets into a conversation about his family back in Omaha. I smirked, I’m going to get a little pay back. I pretend to be intersted in the conversation, but I sneakily placed my hand on Sammys “friend”. His eyes go wide and he coughs, but goes on pretending like he isnt phased. I unzip Sammy’s pants and place my hand over top of his boxers.

He leans over and whispers “What are you doing, Y/N?”

I smirk, “Just getting a little payback.”

This little game goes on for a while until Sammy fingers trace over my underwear. I take this oportunity to reach my hand into Sam’s boxers and squeeze his package. He tenses up as I lean in, “Whats wrong?…daddy” As soon as that word left my mouth, Sammy was quick to zip up his pants and reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. This is his classic trick, he pretends to get a text about something important so we can leave early because he gets to ‘excited’.

“Me and Y/N actually have to go. I just got a text from Nate and he told me he got us some extra studio time.

“Alright. You kids go, have fun. We’ll stop by your apartment tomorrow.” His mom said


p>“Oh and make sure you guys use protection, I don’t want any grandbabies yet from you two.” She winked. We both shot her a puzzled look.




p>She chuckled, “Trust me kids, I know the fake text trick….plus you’re holding you’re phone upside down, Samuel.“ His father laughs almost spitting out his drink following his mother shaking her head.



"Now go on. But I expect there will be no used condoms and clothes scattered throughout the apartment tomorrow when we show up.”

My face turned beet red, “I’m so sorry, I-” I was interrupted by Sammy standing up and dragging me out of the booth.

“Thanks Guys, See you tomorrow!” He said pulling me away from the table and out of the restaurant.

We got in the car and Sammy was not hesitant to start the car and speed down the road. “SAMMY! I can’t believe that just happened. Oh My Lord.”

“Y/N. I really don’t care about that right now the only thing I can think about is ripping that dress off your body.” He moaned impatiently, increasing his speed down the highway.


Seven Female YA Authors Who Are Also Worthy Of The Attention John Green Gets

1. Rainbow Rowell- Rainbow Rowell has written two heartbreakingly beautiful YA stories in the past few years, Eleanor & Park and Fangirl. Both are realistic, relevant, and romantic. Rowell does lead female characters like no one else and makes romantic interests, much more than just the typical “romantic interest”. She is also just a ridiculously talented writer. 

2. E. Lockhart- Not only has she written a beautiful new YA novel, We Were Liars, she also has a great series: the Ruby Oliver boyfriend series, that deals with the stress of being a teenager and the issue of slut shaming. Her writing style is completely different in We Were Liars than it is from the Ruby Oliver series, but both are delicious reads. 

3. Meg Cabot- Okay, okay, I know Meg Ccabot probably got as much recognition as John Green in her prime, but still. I love her. Her writing style actually sounds like a teenage girl’s and her realistic, blunt, and witty portrayals of adolescence have gotten me through some tough times. They’re classic escape novels with just enough bite in them to elevate them above the rest. 

4. Gayle Forman- I want everybody to jump on the Gayle Forman train. Her stories involve both romance and family relationships. If I Stay is a haunting account of a young girl trying to decide between life without her family or the afterlife. It takes the cliche idea of a person stuck between life and death and makes it something really refreshing. Just One Day and Just One Year were two of my favorite books that I read last year. While they’re a little less heavier than If I Stay, they are still inspiring and entertaining stories of heartbreak and recovery. 

5. Melina Marchetta- If you like YA and haven’t read Melina Marchetta, you are soooooo missing out my friend. Seriously, she is a crazy talented writer who writes YA novels that make me laugh and cry and break in to a million pieces. The Piper’s Son? I died. Jellicoe Road? Oh my lord. These may seem like great books to read at the beach but I promise you Marchetta’s characters will get to you and you will think about them long after you’re down reading. 

6. Ann Brashares- I’m not gonna lie, sometimes, I’m a little embarrassed to admit The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is one of my favorite books. Everyone just always has to mention the mediocre movie. “But the books are good!” And they are and I love them. I read them every year at the beginning of summer and something about them just puts me in such a good frame of my mind for summer. The girls are relatable, strong, flawed, and everything a teenage girl is and should be. 

7. Stephanie Perkins- Her books are so adorable, seriously. They’re great romances. The guy is always admirable, respectable, but still seems like a real person. The girl is always a little dramatic, but still much more mature and self-aware than the average YA heroine. Her books are entertaining and an escapist’s dream.