oh lord how i miss this

iconic things from the lightning thief musical:

• “the gods are real and they have kids, and those kids have issues”

• the fact that the first thing percy says is “look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood”

• “he met a fury” “YOU’RE A FURRY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS??”

• "is there a fury after percy right now?” “a fury? oh no, IT’S A MINOTAUR” “WHAT’S A MINITAUR?” “IT’S HALF BULL” “like you?” “nO I’M HALF GOAT”

• the fact that chiron is a normal human, with a horse tail

• "oh great she’s crying”

• "WHATEVER!!”

• "i’m half god?“ "yea and i half care”

• "but he loves me!” “he loves you NOT”

• "PERCY JACKSON THE SUPREME LORD OF THE BATHROOM”

• the whole campfire song honestly

• the plastic squirrel in ‘lost’

• grover playing with his uncle ferdinand’s tail

• [high pitched voice] you deserve to be immortalised in stone [deep manly voice] FOREVER [giggle]

• "interesting choice to have him screaming”

• "excuse me miss? how long have you been at this hotel?” “well my brother and i arrived here just yesterday, may 1st! 1939!” “WE CAN SLEEP ON THE ROAD”

• "oh look! a bus to los angeles!” “are you sure that’s a good idea?” “this one we just won’t blow up”

• "DO I LOOK LIKE A CENTAUR TO YOU? it’s charon! with an a”

• charon pushing percy down on his face really hard and grover and annabeth just fanning his face

• GROVER ASKING CHARON IF SHE HAS ANY JOSH GROBAN SONGS

• "tartarus? like the fish sauce?”

• after they defeat ares, poseidon just makes THE BEST FUCKING ENTRANCE IN THEATRE HISTORY

• in a hawaiian shirt, on a staircase with wheels carried by human dolphins being like "he’s the true son of the sea”

• "i got your gift” “and i got yours. medusa’s head, really?”

• "i’ll have all the squirrels in the east searching for him”

• THE WHOLE ACTUAL MUSICAL!! HONESTLY THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC MUSICAL EVER WRITTEN

an open letter to you,

i didn’t know this would happen. like i really genuinely did not expect this. us. this was one of them wild fantasies my mind would make up late at night when i was a little to tired to be up but a little too awake to sleep. but it happened, oh dear lord, it’s happening. i don’t know how to express this - it’s surreal like everything leads up to this and it’s beautiful. us. you. you are beautiful, oh my you’re a work of art. i honestly don’t know how i got so lucky. you kissed me today. right on the cheek but it kind of missed and hit my jaw and we both laughed and then i stared into your eyes for a little longer than i realised i was and you kissed me again. this is surreal. you. you’re surreal - all my dreams put into a living human and given to me. i love you.

—  sunshxnequote-s
(sorry for inactiveness lately my loves x)
S4 Wishlist (pt1)

That incident where Benedict Arnold, no joke sent Ben a letter to invite him to swap sides, and Ben’s immediate response was to send it on to GWash.

While completely freaking out over that Arnold would have at all thought his letter would be favorably received. And being offended that Arnold would come to him, of all people, with this offer.

Complete with GWash’s reaction, which was essentially, “Chill, Benjamin, I know you’re loyal. Good call ignoring this creep.”

Then again since this is TURN we’re talking about, I have zero doubt they’ll find a way to dial up the Angst™

DARK RP STARTERS
  • "You'll be fine."
  • "I'm afraid it's very fatal."
  • "These test results..don't make any sense."
  • "How far can your arm go before it breaks?"
  • "I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."
  • "What does he have that I don't"
  • "Why did he choose her instead of me?"
  • "..Why?"
  • "Make as many stab wounds as you want."
  • "I am destined as your tool."
  • "The girl must die."
  • "The boy must die."
  • "I want to taste your blood on my lips."
  • "Where do we go from here?"
  • "These voices..cease to let me be."
  • "I..can't stop crying."
  • "Use me as you will."
  • "None of it matters now."
  • "Shadows fallow my every step."
  • "You've gone..completely mad."
  • "I'm barking mad."
  • "Winter is coming."
  • "I could kill you right now."
  • "You..You're dead!"
  • "May the lord have mercy on your soul."
  • "The mental ward let me out early this year."
  • "Oh how i miss the voices."
  • "Everyone is equal when they're dead."
  • "Cancel Christmas."
  • "Bring me more war."
  • "I love war."
  • "I piss on your traditions."
  • "I hate your heart."
  • "I hate your soul."
  • "I promise, you won't feel a thing."
  • "Bring her to me."
  • "Bring him to me."
  • "A few holes in the head give the madness more space."
  • "I hate everything about you."
  • "I will abandon you."
  • "What is that girl up to?"
  • "I am stretched on your grave."
  • "Kill me now.."
  • "If I fall from the grace of God where no murdered ghost can haunt me.."
  • "You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."
  • "I don't care."
  • "Leave me behind."
  • "Everything you've told me was a lie!"
  • "Everything I've told yo was a lie!"
  • "How could you ever think to leave them behind?"
  • "Someone should nail your feet to the floor."
  • "My last breath will be your curse."
  • "He will KILL you."
  • "She will KILL you."
  • "I did noting."
  • "It was an accident!"
  • "You've killed your own brother!"
  • "I want nothing to do with him!"
  • "How can I possibly trust you?"
  • "Pathetic."
Raise A Glass To A Blowjob {Jung Hoseok} ~Ceasefire~

Prompt:  Request! Hoseok’s first time receiving a bj and it’s with reader ^.^ tysm

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Word Count: 1.4k

Warning: oral sex, drinks, peeping Taehyung

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Topics I just need to touch on from Lord of Shadows (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT)

Emma and Julian

- I’m really glad their friendship went back to normal after some time. The distance between them was unlike them at all and I hated it. I know it was necessary because they both had to process how things had changed between them, but that doesn’t mean I liked reading it.

- Okay so I think the curse is seriously coming into play here. Cassie never outwardly says that the curse is already occurring, but she drops multiple hints throughout the book. For one, all of a sudden, Emma and Julian can communicate telepathically. I don’t know but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to happen. Also, um, they caught a STONE building on fire?! Stone? All-powerful runes? Ring a bell?????

- During the church scene and many, many other scenes, there’s so much sexual tension between Emma and Julian. Literally. I think there’s more in LOS than LM because at this point they’ve had sex and seen that intimate side of each other. At this point, they both have privately acknowledged that they are in love with the other. I think that plays a huge role in their relationship and how it has evolved since Lady Midnight.

- That huge fight that they had when they were staying at Malcolm’s cottage literally broke me. I was on the verge of crying while reading that. I’m just glad that it didn’t take long for them to make up.

- Their conversation about the Shadowhunter family mottos BAHAHAHAHA

- This is their second sex scene and honestly I loved it so much. It was so perfect. I almost burst into tears crying when Emma admitted to Julian that she’d been lying about her relationship with Mark.

- Emma still hasn’t told Julian that she loves him and I keep wondering if this is an important detail that will be used in QoAaD. Am I the only one who noticed this?

Diana Wrayburn

- It’s not like I hated Diana in Lady Midnight, I just didn’t know her very well and didn’t see the depth of her character. Once I read her backstory, I grew to love her. She is such a strong person and honestly I just want to be her best friend.

- Diana and Gwyn? Um, can you say hella cute couple?

- Once Cassie told us that there would be a transgender character reveal in Lord of Shadows, I knew from the start that it would be Diana. In Lady Midnight, it talks about how she has lots of secrets and a dark past. We knew that she’d been through a lot, so it wasn’t a huge surprise for me, but still a monumental moment in the book nonetheless. 

- Summed up into four words, I can say “I love Diana Wrayburn!”

Kit Herondale

- From the moment we found out in Lady Midnight that Kit is the Lost Herondale, I knew that he would be an interesting character to read about. I was not disappointed.

- It’s truly heartwarming to watch Kit grow from a person who is denying himself as a Shadowhunter and the culture of the Shadowhunters to fully embracing it and finding a home with the Blackthorns. That scene where they’re fighting the Seven Riders and Ethna (or whatever her name is) is about to kill him and he’s all like “I’m Christopher Herondale.” I just loved that and I almost cried. 

- At this point, I still don’t really know where his relationship with Ty will lead. I know for sure it will be either a romantic relationship or a parabatai relationship, and I’m perfectly fine with whichever. For me, it’s hard to tell right now. Cassie has a habit of pulling large plot twists on us, and I don’t know what to think. All I do know is that I like Kit and Ty as friend or lovers. I think they compliment each other very well and are so cute. (The Sherlock and Watson comparisons?! Cute af!)

Julian Blackthorn

- I’m honestly so scared for Julian and I have two main theories for him. Neither of them are happy. He’s either going to literally go off the deep end and go full evil and be really bad or he’s not going to survive to the end of the series. Like I said, I don’t really like either option.

- Julian’s hidden ruthlessness is touched upon several times in LOS like in LM. This is NOT coincidental and Cassie is foreshadowing. His ruthless nature and his undying will to protect those he loves will play a major role in the plot of QoAaD, I’m sure.

- I don’t even want to think about how Livvy’s death will affect his family, but especially Julian. He’d devoted his life, time, and heart to protecting his family and doing whatever it takes to keep them alive and safe. He’s failed to do that. Because of Livvy’s death, he will blame himself and I feel like it will really push him over the edge. 

- There is this undeniable dark Julian that we all know exists. Few of us actually acknowledge that this is a part of Julian because we don’t want to imagine our baby Julian like that. Our baby Julian, who has been in love with Emma for god knows how long. Our baby Julian who ran an Institute when he was twelve, killed his own father, who became parabatai with Emma even when he knew he was in love with her because he didn’t want to lose her. Jules, Julian, who paints her in secret, who hides his feelings for her. He is an incredibly selfless person and I feel like that it could seriously be his downfall and weakness ironically.

- Basically, I think that tough times are in the forecast for Julian Blackthorn. :(

Five Main Character Deaths

- Jon Cartwright: I was really surprised about his death and didn’t see it coming. I was just a lil sad but overall it wasn’t that bad. I will miss him though. I hope Marisol will be okay.

- Arthur Blackthorn: I was also very surprised about this death. In Lady Midnight, Arthur is written as this insane, depressed, and sad individual. We don’t like him because he was supposed to run the Institute, not Julian. In the last few pages of his life, he was completely lucid and actively gave up his life to save the younger Blackthorns. I was very taken aback and thought it was very honorable. It instantly redeemed his character for me. I was sad to see him go.

- Malcolm Fade: I never really believed he was dead tbh. I actually laughed when he truly died. Literally, this dude spends 200+ years dedicating his life to bringing a girl back from the dead, and when he does she just kills him?!?! I died it was actually really funny. I realize how sick that sounds and I’m sorry but it was so funny.

- Robert Lightwood: Never did I think a character from another series would be killed off. I set myself up for sadness when I assumed that. I was very sad when Robert died; not only was he Emma and Julian’s only hope to fix things between them, but he was also just mending his relationship with his children and it broke my heart when Alec was calling for his dad. I can’t remember exactly, the last few pages of LOS were a blur of tears and emotions and words and I’m pretty sure I started crying when Alec was calling “Dad, please, dad.”

- Livvy Blackthorn: Oh my god. Oh my god. Livvy’s death caught me by complete surprise and it crushed me. Livvy had so much ahead of her. She’d found out that Julian had been the one that had taken care of all of the younger Blackthorns since the Dark War, and she’d wanted to be like him. She’d kissed Julian on the forehead. It was so cute and it warmed my heart. SHE NEVER GOT TO RUN AN INSTITUTE. All Livvy wanted was for her family to be together and when Helen and Mark finally came back and everyone was together, she died. She never got to see her family reunite, and I think that’s the saddest part. I truly will miss Livvy. And when the clock rang? Oh my god, I was a hot mess. There are dried tears on the last two pages of LOS. I cried myself to sleep that night when I finished it.

Side note on Livvy’s death: maybe this is a grieving me just searching for a way to bring Livvy back but there was a quote in either Lady Midnight or Lord of Shadows (I think its LOS) and one of the characters (I think a faerie or something) is like “Oh, how foolish of u to regard death as something so final.” Will this tie into Livvy’s death? WILL LIVVY COME BACK?

Characters I Literally Cannot Deal With

- Jaime Rosales (taking advantage of Dru like wtf)

- Annabel Blackthorn (she fucking killed Livvy and Robert ugh)

- Zara Dearborn (I don’t really need to explain this, do I?)

- The Cohort (see above)

Characters I Didn’t Pay Much Attention to Before but Now I Like Them

- Mark Blackthorn (sweet bby oml)

- Kieran (ur not as bad as I thought, pal)

- Diana Wrayburn (I explained above. Never hated her or anything, just didn’t know her)

- Gwyn ap Nudd (PROTECT THIS ACTUAL TEDDY BEAR OML)

- Dru Blackthorn (don’t make her babysit plz)

- Ty and Livvy (I have a twin and I wish he was like Ty lol)

Emma Carstairs 

- hot mess of angst and emotions throughout the book (as expected) 

- Julian Blackthorn Julian Blackthorn Julian Blackthorn Julian Blackthorn

- She slayed one of the Seven Riders like holy crap girl ur a legend

- She and Julian had sex again. Have I talked about this? Yes. It was amazing. I loved it. I enjoyed every second of it.

- I love how whenever someone does anything mean or says something bad about the Blackthorns, Emma freaking goes apeshit on them

- When Emma made Diego stand in the antpile…. OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GIRL

- She’s so sassy and I love her sass. Did I mention I love her sass. 

Further comments

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH CORTANA BREAKING THE MORTAL SWORD. WHAT THE FUCK. I NEED ANSWERS.

- will Emma and Julian seriously ever get rid of the parabatai bond

- how will Livvy’s death affect her family

- when will Mark, Cristina, and Kieran have their eventual threesome I need to know

- how the fuck is Bridget still alive

- ALL OF THE TID REFERENCES WHILE THEY WERE IN LONDON AHHHH MY HEART

- what is happening to the warlocks oh my god don’t touch my Tessa and don’t touch my Magnus

- is Ragnor alive or nah

- what is the history of the Black Volume

- Clary better not die or I fucking s2g

zodiac horror story (part 2)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
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  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
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  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
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  • - previously on ''zodiac horror story''
  • ''virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.''
  • ''taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.''
  • - this time on ''zodiac horror story''
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  • the signs are all traumatized by what just happened. did pisces die? is she still alive? who knows. the signs are sitting in taurus' tent, waiting for the perfect moment to come out.
  • aries: this tent is tOO FUCKING SMALL. WHYYY DID YOU BUY THIS SMALL ASS TENT, TAURUS?!
  • taurus: well, aries, because i wanted to have a tent all for myself because i don't want to sleep with any of you in one tent. and it was really small and cute, i just had to buy it. couldn't resist.
  • cancer: then why are we in this tent and not in yours, aries? you have the biggest tent out of all of us.
  • aries: the tent is only meant for sagittarius and me.
  • scorpio: then don't fucking complain about being in the smallest tent. you are the one who doesn't want to share your big ass tent, so it's your fault that we are here, in this tent.
  • virgo: y'all know that we could easily move to my tent? my tent is the second biggest.
  • leo: what if the killer is outside?
  • aquarius: who the fuck said that there was a killer?
  • gemini: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE PISCES IS GONE AND THERE WAS A BLOOD TRAIL AND SHE SCREAMED AND LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE KILLED HER.
  • capricorn: she could've easily fell.
  • gemini: true, but can you also explain how she's gone all of the sudden and why she screamed so loudly?
  • aquarius: aliens.
  • sagittarius: guys, don't worry. she'll probably be back soon. gemini left too and here she is.
  • gemini: hehe.
  • libra: is pisces gone?
  • scorpio: *hits libra with a flashlight*
  • capricorn: so.. are we going to move from tent or what?
  • aquarius: i just want to sleep, man.
  • taurus: saaMEEEE.
  • cancer: should we just go outside and check if anything's outside?
  • virgo: yes.
  • leo: who's going first?
  • sagittarius: i will go first, i don't care 'bout shit.
  • sagittarius slowly peeks his head out. he crawls out of the tent.
  • sagittarius: no one's here! you all can come out!
  • everyone crawls out of the tent.
  • aquarius: hmm.. what time is it?
  • cancer: *grabs phone out of pocket* ehh.. 3:34 AM.
  • aquarius: OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLEEP.
  • scorpio: well, we aren't going to sleep until we find pisces. let's split up.
  • aries: what?! are you out of your fucking mind?!
  • virgo: why can't we just stick together..?
  • scorpio: if we split up, we have the chance to find pisces faster.
  • gemini: not if she's dead lol.
  • scorpio: she's not. she can't be.
  • capricorn: she can..
  • cancer: WE DON'T CARE. we're going to find her, whether she's alive or not. we can't just leave a friend behind.
  • sagittarius: well, she basically left us behind.
  • aquarius: can i just stay here and sleep?
  • taurus: yeah, can i stay here too?
  • scorpio: no.
  • cancer: wait, what if taurus and aquarius stay here and watch our stuff, and we are going to find pisces.
  • capricorn: good idea.
  • leo: can we just go already?
  • virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.
  • virgo: ugh, fine.
  • cancer: great, let's go.
  • scorpio: and be careful y'all.
  • libra: yay, adventure!
  • all the groups are out in the woods, looking for pisces, not knowing where they are, or where to go. let's see how capricorn and virgo are doing out in the woods.
  • virgo: it's sooooo cold.
  • capricorn: i know.
  • virgo: why does this happen to us?! why, oh, why?!!!!!?!?!
  • capricorn: calm down! we're just going to walk around, head back and then we're just going to say that we didn't find pisces. end.
  • virgo: what!? i don't want to lie!
  • capricorn: well, too bad! pisces probably just left us because we didn't listen to her.
  • virgo: she wouldn't! she would've told me.
  • capricorn: maybe not.
  • virgo: she's my best friend. why wouldn't she?
  • capricorn: soo.. you're her best friend, still you don't want find her. okay.
  • virgo: what? who said that?
  • capricorn: you did. all you were worrying about is splitting up.
  • virgo: that's just because i'm afraid to go alone in the woods, okay?!
  • capricorn: you didn't even say anything when she went missing or when she screamed or when there was a blood trail on the ground.
  • virgo: i-i.. i don't know.
  • capricorn: of course you don't.
  • capricorn starts walking while virgo stands still, not knowing what to do or say.
  • capricorn: hurry the fuck up.
  • virgo: *sigh*
  • let's see how taurus and aquarius are doing.
  • taurus: i wish i had some pizza right now.
  • aquarius: oh my lord. why did you say that?!
  • taurus: BECAUSE I WANT PIZZA.
  • aquarius: I'M HUNGRY NOW, THANKS.
  • taurus: i have chips in my bag if you want.
  • aquarius: yes please.
  • taurus walks over to his tent and grabs a bag of chips out of his bag.
  • taurus: *sing hallelujah*
  • aquarius: *sings with taurus*
  • taurus: do you want a drink?
  • aquarius: yes.
  • taurus: coke?
  • aquarius: yes!
  • taurus walks over to his tent again.
  • taurus: aqua, do you know where my mini-fridge thingy is?
  • aquarius: uhh.. no?
  • taurus: uughhhhh. someone probably stole it.
  • aquarius walks over to taurus to help him find it.
  • aquarius: uhhh.. maybe behind your tent?
  • they go behind the tent and they see a light in the distance.
  • taurus: hey, do you see that light too?
  • aquarius: yeah..
  • taurus: should we go to it?
  • aquarius: uhh.. i don't know man..
  • taurus: i'm going.
  • aquarius: w-what?!
  • taurus walks towards the light.
  • aquarius: fucking hell.
  • aquarius follows taurus.
  • taurus: heeyy, it's my mini-fridge and a flashlight!
  • taurus picks up the fridge and flashlight.
  • aquarius: phew.
  • aquarius walks back to the camp.
  • aquarius: *looks behind him* taur-taurus? what are you doing? why are you standing there? come on!
  • taurus falls on the ground with 4 knives in his back and one knife in the back of his head. he's.... dead.
  • aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?
  • *
  • rest in peace taurus.. you will be missed..
  • *
  • stay tuned for part 3, and thanks for reading!
oh my lord

Mk so I was chatting with my friend, and I was talking about how I had been crying for a while, and he got so upset about it and I have a hc that Shiro is the same way with Lance?

Like, instead of Shiro being Space Dad™ to Lance, he’s more of Super Understanding Space Brother. Lance will get down, have a panic attack, or miss his family a lot sometimes and instead of brushing it off, Shiro talks to him about it. Shiro will sometimes find Lance crying, and talk him through it, making sure he’s alright, and getting him water so he isn’t dehydrated. Idk I just really like the idea of Shiro looking out for Lance (and I ain’t saying that the other Palidans don’t but Shiro in particular man) Idk where I was going with this but I like it.this is rly poory written but it was like 4 am
The Beast Below / Doctor Who

It’s season 5, episode 2, the second appearance of the Eleventh Doctor. And it’s already brilliant and touching. I’m watching from the beginning of the new series, and I was really waiting for Matt Smith to appear. All the wonderful stories ahead and a lot of River Song appearances. (Funny, a few years ago I was tormented by the 10th-to-11th regeneration.) 

One of the touching moments of this episode:

Although the Tenth Doctor was inhumanly lonely and bitter and grew cruel at the end, the Eleventh is vulnerable and sad and torn apart in a completely new way. Earlier I haven’t paid attention to this horrible idea of what can Doctor be inside. Or how it feels. Or where that cruelty and fury came from. Oh, and I missed ‘you would make a good Dalek’. Well, it told me a lot about Last Time Lord’s essence. 

And the joy to my eyes – Winston Churchill and the Dalek.

Forgotten

Pairing: Halfdan x Reader
Summary: In which Reader is infatuated with Halfdan and can’t control herself. 

Warnings: OMG NSFW, swearing, murder mention, rough sex
Length: Do ya’ll even know me @ all? LONG!!
Tagging: @squirrelacorngliterfarts @captainpoopweinersoldier @underthenorthstar @mizzvengenz6661 @whenimaunicorn @lordavanti @ivartheboneme @pagan-raider @synnersaint @rockyrascal @arkrimwitchout @heathen-army @cherrytrinkets @littlewolfieposts @lumpyqueen97 @wastelandsheep @ubberagnarssons @shondlenoodle @sylvia-wolfe-postlimit-blog @bluearchersstuff @ryderwinchester @ivars-pet @ceridwenofwales @fandomers @holy-minseok @ivarsvalkyrie @lyra-stark99 @blonde-valkyrie @alienskind @lollyfuckindagger @anniemar @brightlycoloredteacups @raekenimages @agonybcrn @vile-villain6661 @loveabove @itharley @mrsmargera 

I couldn’t keep my eyes off them. Almost the whole time we’d been on this boat, one of the many in our fleet, my eyes seemed to drift over on their own. Studying the two lovers as they bobbed against the waves. I watched as Ellisif, oh you poor woman, tucked under her new husbands arm, keeping her warm under his cloak and out of the billowing cold. I could see him kiss the top of her head as we crashed through the water.

Our King would not like what he saw, that was certain. I had run over a of different scenarios and outcomes of how this would play out. With either one of them dead, Gods, maybe he’d kill me too!

King Harald was the one who had left me in charge of our men, getting them ready and prepared to join The Great Heathen Army. I had let this happen on my watch and that alone led me to believe King Harald might actually kill me..

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What Am I? Chopped Liver?

Now You Can See Me imagine

Jack Wilder x Reader

I hope you guys enjoy this imagine, Dave Franco is so hot and adorable! Please excuse the shitty writing and enjoy.

Summary : Jack Wilder meets a certain someone that he hasn’t seen or spoken to in months. Will things go according to plan or awry?

Originally posted by davefrancoworld

Originally posted by limoniume

The four horsemen were enjoying their time drinking and partying away the day.

It was a month after their meeting with Agent Rhodes who was actually a part of The Eye.

“Did you hear? Heard that Vegas employed a fortune teller.” Merritt said as he drank away.

“Probably making some good cash, hmm?” Daniel chuckled; some people could be so gullible.

Jack snorted. “How stupid can people be?” He rolls his eyes, causing the other two males to arch a brow at him. “What?”

He looked at them confused and gulped down his drink.

“What’s up your bum?” Merritt asked.

Jack rolled his eyes again.

A sly smile spread across Daniel’s face when he deciphered Jack’s odd behavior.

“What’s with the devious look Danny?” Jack asked, starting to feel uncomfortable.

“Is little Jack missing a certain fortune teller named (Y/N)?~” He teased.

Jack instantly teased up at the mention of it and furiously shook his head. “No!” He fiercely denied it.

“By jolly, he does!” Merritt laughed along with Daniel.

Jack frowned and got up and left irritated by the other two.

Who was (Y/N)? She was Jack Wilder’s girlfriend and one hell of an awesome tarot reader and fortune teller, and knew some pretty rad tricks herself.

She and Jack had a fight a couple months back when he had forgotten about their 2 year anniversary. 

 Harsh words were said that were now regretted deeply. Actions were done that should’ve never happened. A goodbye that should have never taken place.

 “Hey Jack!” Henley greeted cheerfully. 

 “Hi…” He said dryly, and furrowed his brows when he saw Henley with a stranger. “Who’s this?” 

 Henley chuckled and lightly hit her head. “Oh yes, sorry. Jack this is my friend… Nina! And Nina this is Jack!” 

 Jack eyed Henley; she had a strange smile on her face, all too suspicious seeming. He looked at her friend “Nina”, she was wearing a cloth? Or maybe a really long type of scarf over her face, and only her lips were visible. 

 ‘What weird taste in friends Henley has….’ Jack thought as his eyes glossed over the mysterious visitor. 

 “She’s a fortune teller you know!” Jack groaned and rubbed his temples in agitation. Was it National Bother Jack Day?! 

 “Want to go at it?” She offered with a mischievous glint in her eyes. 

 “No thanks.” He brushed her offer off and started to walk away. 

 “Scared are we?” He heard the stranger taunt and turned around in a flash. A smirk was playing at her purple colored lips. 

 He cocked a brow and tilted his head to the side. ‘Purple, a lot like (Y/N)’s…’  “Jack Wilder isn’t scared of anything.” He replied back in a cocky tone.

 The mysterious female gestured him to still down across from her.

Jack cautiously sat down and eyed her.

“Tarot reading or fortune?” He heard her ask, and he furrowed his brows again, her voice seemed oddly familiar.

 “Have we met before?” He asked bluntly, and the girl paused. 

 “Jack, what a smooth way to hit on my friend that you’ve never met before!” Henley quickly interjected and told him shut up and answer her friend.

 “Tarot.” He simply said, and a smirk reappeared across the girl’s features. She laid out her tarot cards and Jack noticed that he was familiar with them as well. “You’ve got the same deck as (Y/N).” He commented without realizing it. The girl seemed to pay no heed to it, and continued on. 

 “Choose.” He picked up a card from the left side and revealed it. “The lovers.” She spoke in a low tone with a sly smile. “Thinking of a certain someone?”

Jack looked back at the card and nodded. 

“Yeah,” A soft smile spread across his face. “About a girl named (Y/N)…” His eyes shimmered with love.

 “Oh?~” A sly smile was on her face. “Why this girl? Is she rather special?” 

 Jack rolled his eyes. “Special? More like irritating.”

Suddenly Henley quickly placed a firm hand on her friend’s shoulder. She gave Jack a nervous and sheepish grin, with a slight shrug.

 “Pick… pick another.” The girl said hesitantly, and Jack kept a locked gaze on her.

He took notice of the strange behavior, but picked up the card anyways. “The sun.” She said, and ran her fingers over the card. “Happiness and success him? Is it with the girl?~” 

 Jack shook his head. “Doubt it.” 

 “Why?” Jack had a sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his head. “She’s kind of really pissed at me.” 

 An amused smile spread across her face, and she turned to Henley, whose expressions mirrored her friends.

 "What?“ He asked, perplexed by their actions.

“Nothing~.” Henley sang, causing Jack to look at her with a suspicious gaze.

 “It would seem that love and success will be entering your life, and yet you refuse? Why?” She asked.

 Jack sighed and rubbed his temples. “(Nickname) is pissed that I forgot about the anniversary and we haven’t spoken since. So how will love enter back?” He challenged. 

 She cleared her throat and picked up another card before speaking again. “I’d advise an apology to her, perhaps she’ll forgive.”

 Jack rolled his eyes. “Forgive? She can blame me faster than forgive me.” He snorted. 

 “Is that?” 

 He sensed some anger in her tone, and continued anyways. “She’s moody as hell at times! So she can’t be on her thing 24/7!” He exclaimed and noticed the girl fidgeting. 

 “Dear lord… How little so you think of her?” She sighed in disbelief. 

 Jack felt offended. “I don’t think little of her, she’s just so like damn dramatic sometimes! She’s really amazing though!” 

 “Oh?”

 He noticed the change in her tone, it was mellow now. “Yep. (Y/N) is really smart and super hot, but also weird. Sometimes I think she’s got a loose screw.” He rambled on and missed how the visitor gripped tightly on the table. 

 “Look at the time! Come on!! If we don’t go, we’ll be late!!” Henley said as she yanked on her friend, pulling her up. “Bye Jack!” 

 “Bye..?” He’d never understand women, confusing creatures they could be.

 “Come Jack! Amaze us!” Merritt grinned as he drank his drink.

 “Don’t feel like it.” Jack replied dryly, thinking of the teller’s words. Would love reenter? He already gained success. 

 “Don’t be a party pooper!” Daniel hiccupped with a laugh. He was clearly drunk as mouse. 

 “Fine.” He grabbed a deck of cards and started to perform a trick. 

 As he went on with his mini performance, Henley returned with her friend. Both entered the room, drawing wandering eyes of Daniel and Merritt. 

 As for Jack, he didn’t notice, he was focused on his trick. “Done!” Jack finished, and bowed as Daniel and Merritt clapped for him.

 Henley’s friend walked up behind Jack with a vexed expression. She out of the blue and pushed him. 

 “H-hey!” Jack whipped around; ready to snap at whom at pushed him. His eyes widened as a huge smile had spread across his face when he got a good look at the figure. “(Y/N)!” He breathed. 

 She didn’t seem all that pleased though. 

(Y/N) walked up to him and hit his chest with her hand. “Irritating am I?!” She screeched at him, agitated. 

 “What?” He furrowed his brows, and tried to shield himself from her hits.

 “Moody, 24/7!” She continued on. “Totally such a blamer!” 

 “H-hold up!” He tried to explain himself, but he was confused on how she knew what he had said!?

 “Dramatic too, right!?“

 “I-I said some good things! L-like how you’re super hot!” The others laughed at his futile attempt to soothe his girlfriend’s rage.

 “What am I? Chopped liver?!” She tried to hit him again, but Jack caught her hand and pulled her in for a hug. 

 “Yeah, can’t say I’ve missed this.” He said in a nonchalant tone, earning an elbow hit to the gut. “I… take it back..!” He clutched his aching side, and watched his girl mingle with the others.

 He had met (Y/N) when he and a friend went to get a tarot reading and both had pick pocketed each other and thus began a beautiful friendship, which evolved into something more. And he wouldn’t trade it for the world.


Jack ventured off to the garden where his lady love was. She was off admiring the scenery of current home of the four horsemen. Jack sighed, he wondered how he was going to strike up the conversation. 

The others had urged him to hurry up and make up with her, and along with snickers about sex, but who knows what the outcome will be. 

She was sitting on a bench, and looking up at the night sky, most likely admiring the beautiful moon.

 “H-hey babe..!” He started off with a shaky smile, and watched her turn around to face him. 

(Y/N) smiled at him and noticed his shaky form. “Hey…” She softly said before rolling her eyes 

 “Don’t get all moody on me.” He pleaded as he sat down next to her. “We haven’t talked in months or seen each other either.” 

 “And whose fault may that be?” She said sharply and Jack sighed.

 “Look, I’m sorry ok? I messed up like big time, and besides don’t you want your gift?” 

 A small laugh escaped her lips. “Trying to bribe me, hmm?” 

 Jack slumped his shoulders and sighed. “How do I get my beautiful girl to forgive me?” 

 (Y/N) giggled. “I forgave you months ago.” 

 He scrunched his features in confusion. “Whaaat? When?”

 She moved her face from her face and smiled at him. “I sent you a long voicemail, a long text message, long email; long letter after Henley told me what happened.” She explained. “But I thought you didn’t forgive me.” 

 Jack palmed his face, and cursed his own stupidity. He had thought it was all just (Y/N) yelling at him, so he ignored them and deleted them all. “Oh…” He said as he awkwardly rubbed the back of his head. “I may have deleted all that…” He confessed. 

 (Y/N) shook her head at him and sighed. “Aren’t you a piece of work?” 

 He gave her a cheeky grin. “But you love me anyways.” 

“That I do.” She said with a thoughtful look and wrapped her arms around his neck. "But…” 

 Jace arched a brow. “But what?”

 “But since you avoided me for so long, now you’re going to have to make up for it.” 

 “Ok, what do you want?” 

“Ooo! I want to go to this one vegan restaurant!” A huge smile spread across her face, causing Jack to smile himself.

 “Alright.” He didn’t expect that, but what floats your boat you know.

 “And you never gave me an anniversary present.” She added and he looked at her as if she were crazy. 

 “You’re joking right?” 

 “Does it look like I’m joking?” 

 “But…but you–I–what!?” He was at a loss of words.

 "Didn’t I gift you an expensive watch?” She challenged, and he sighed.

“Ok,” He caved in, and felt her fingers run through his tresses, along with a light laugh. “By the way, how’d you know what I said?”

(Y/N) giggled at his ignorance. “The fortune teller was me, I was going to surprise you, you idiot.”

“Oh.” He said before he gave her another cheeky grin, and a slight shrug. “You know what they say, ignorance is bliss.”

(Y/N) playfully shoved him. “And a curse Mr. Wilder.”

They both smiled at each other, and started to talk away like they used too. They could talk for hours and think only a couple of minutes had merely passed.

When they decided to go back in, Jack had captured his beloved from the behind, and held her lovingly in his embrace. Relishing in her scent, and form.

“Hmm?” (Y/N) mused as she felt her boyfriend pull her closer to his chest.

“Wanna go to the it room, Madam Moon?” He asked, pressing a kiss on (Y/N)’s neck.

Like the other four horsemen, (Y/N) had received a card from The Eye as well, and it was the Moon.

“The it room?” She questioned with a confused laugh.

“Get with the program babe, we haven’t seen each other in months, so let’s make up for it, k?”

She slipped out of his hold, amazing him each time she did it, and rolled her eyes. “That is if you can catch me.” She winked at him.

“Oh I so will.”

                         THE END 

Déjà vu, when the wind brings laughter,
Are you still unhappy, my love?
Older and wiser, but none the happier.
I’ll explain to you how daisies grow and maybe you’ll follow
They love to ramble in poems and they bloom in spring,
You may change your mind, but you’ll still love the rain and I will still love you.
Oh lord, this feels like I’m missing something,
Time is ticking on me I hear the sand running out
And I’m still alone; the last place I wanted to be.
Oh lord, what can I say?
Thoughts broken up by periods of silence, midway through a sentence
I once knew how to grow, but if I am a daisy then this is my winter,
And you are the snow that suffocates.
3am it’s me again, I know you won’t reply
Hypothetical conversations played over in my head,
Spinning across my tongue,
Bitterly mixed with a cigarette and a nightmare
Amongst the rest.
Sleep deprived, breathless, please
Don’t hold me, I can hold myself
But don’t leave again, I can’t miss you again.
How many lies can I find
Behind closed eyelids?
How many hearts will I break
On such a beautiful night?
How many times can I find
You in a song.
But how long will it be until you find me in the same melody
“Oh lord,
What can I say?”
—  Learn to miss her
spinal cord temptress
— 

i’m done tiptoeing, i’m going to scramble through the brambles // i’m going to trip and fall and scrape my knuckles on the rocks hiding in the luscious brown mud // the color of your eyes // oh lord how i miss your eyes // i can’t sleep so i let sad tunes rock me to sleep, maybe, but of course that doesn’t work // it never works // i lie to myself every night // it’s a ritual, can’t break it //

your rufous hair keeps me up at night, it’s like a hovering ghost // god help me // my vision is fading into blurs, i can’t seem to stay awake long enough to finish my longest scrawl // but when i fall into dreamland something kicks me right back into wakefulness // it’s a terror-cycle // can’t be broken // unless i stop fucking tiptoeing and just climb the heaps of bricks all the way to the sun //

Tony review

These are my personal opinions so feel free to disagree
1. Falsettos was robbed, it is such a clever, well written, beautifully performed, and meaningful show and it deserved best revival of a musical (I am very biased because I love Falsettos very much)
2. Bette Midler is kind of the worst, it was very rude of her to keep talking after they played the music. In theater you have to listen and pay attention to your ques or else the show gets a little messy, and that was her que to stfu (side note: she said something about how Hello Dolly! is in everyone and was never dead or whatever but I had never heard of it until tony nominations) (side note pt 2: if she’s such hot shit on broadway how come this is her first tony????(only very salty about this))
3. Hello Dolly!’s performance was boring, they should have done a number that included they entire cast especially bc that was the only show that had someone nominated in all four actor categories, David Hyde Pierce was great I just wish it included more than him standing and singing
4. Dear Evan Hansen should have performed you will be found not waving through a window because that includes the entire cast
5. Andrew Rannels deserves a tony, he doesn’t die in falsettos to not get an award
6. Christian Borle’s wig was fantastic and made me realize how much I miss his hair. I feel like it deserves its own tony
7. We need to get Kevin Spacey back on broadway asap
8. Dear Evan Hansen deserved best musical because it is so relevant and has made such an impact to younger people
9. Ben Platt is literally the cutest thing like oh my lord he’s so precious and I love him so much
10. I honestly know nothing about Great Comet and watching their performance was very confused because so much was happening, it felt really busy
11. Come From Away gave a good performance but I wish they did something that summed up the show more rather than just the first song
12. I want someone to kiss me the way Andy Karl kissed Barrett Doss because damn
13. I wish the opening flowed better and included the revivals and I feel it lacked energy
Just realized this is hella long so I’ll end here🎭

good-for-nothing-genya  asked:

I'll tell you a secret, Quincette-san. Lord Kojuro is actually one of us, and Bontenmaru is a ninja turtle.

*GASP*

I KNEW IT!

I MEAN THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY BONTENMARU IS CONSTANTLY MISSING FROM HIS BOWL!

Oh, Genya-san, do tell me more about Kojuro-sama’s shinobi life? Is he a good one? Does he wear dark blue shinobi garb like this? He’s a messy person and a hoarder to boot though, I’m not sure how that translate into shinobi life!

But I guess that explains why he always knows things…

Also, Genya-san, I really want to see your sprite with Oboro-kun! Will you hold him? Or will he perch on your shoulder (that’ll be heavy, no?)

Also, also, how has being Masamune-sama’s kagemusha been so far?

And what do you do with Shigezane on your down time?^^

I have so, so many questions!

Originally posted by minori1997

cherryful-life  asked:

ahhhhh <3 I love the s/o goes missing scenario! How would the sans' react to find out they were kidnapped and held for ransom and what they would to when the met the gang to see s/o badly injured / unconscious. Sorry I love Angst 'X3

oh hun your fine angst is awesome! 


UT Sans

Oh dear lord when he gets the call his eye sockets are completely black. He slowly gets what the gang wants and meets up where they told him, the whole time a very dangerous vibe is coming off of him. When he finally sees them drag his s/o out all bruised and bloody he just blacks out and when he comes to his s/o is in his arms and the gang is all unconscious.

US Sans 

Blue is in tears when he gets the call, and wails loud enough that Papy and Alphys run over to see whats wrong. When they find out its actually Papy and Alphys who go to save his s/o, while they force him to stay home with Undyne while they go out to save his lovely s/o. When Pap and Alphys get back with them, Blue is practically all over them hugging, kissing, and making sure their alright. They are not leaving his side for a few weeks.

UF Sans

…….Um as soon as he gets the call he gos berserk, even Boss is kinda scared when Red grabs him by his scarf and practically drags him to the area he was told to meet them at. Lets just say the ones who took you are nothing but ashes as soon as Red saw your condition. 

(I’m sorry I am being slow with my questions I’ve been procrastinating alot)

Originally posted by xtaleunderverse