oh look what i've just made

  • Stranger, trying to flirt with Alec: Well, since you're the hottest person in this room and-
  • Alec, drunk and happy: Oh, no, Magnus is. He's over there. *points* See? The really pretty one. He's my boyfriend. I love him so much. He's so gorgeous, I've never seen someone who looks better than him
  • Stranger, pausing: Uh...right...I'll just, I'll be going then *leaves*
  • Magnus, snickering: *walking over to Alec* She was flirting with you, darling.
  • Alec: What? No. She just made a mistake. Don't worry, I corrected her. Obviously you're the hottest person here, I mean, no one else even comes close.
  • Magnus, smiling: Have you even looked at anyone else, darling?
  • Alec, frowning: No? Why would I want to do that when I can look at you? That's a silly question, Magnus
4

ginny baker + quotes (1/?) 

  • Percy: do you think I'm dumb?
  • Annabeth: no, you're actually very intelligent and quick witted, despite your lack of confidence in those areas.
  • Percy: wow, I thought this was going to end in a 1950's sitcom manner with you shaking your head, smiling, while looking into the camera and saying "oh Percy"
  • Annabeth: this is the new age, meta memes disregarding the boundaries between fiction and reality and ignoring the simplifications of characters are in
  • Grog: I saw this in a tavern once, let's sit [the unconscious guards] up like they're just sleeping, and nobody will notice!
  • Taryon: They have - jaw, their jaws are - they're - blood! Their jaws are terrible!
  • Grog: I know, well, didn't you put a mask on Dotty, let's do it again!
  • Taryon: I can't, I don't have extra masks! We need to put them somewhere else!
  • Grog: Look-
  • Travis: I sit one in the corner, and I sit the other one over, like, leaning on his shoulder.
  • Taryon: Oh my god. What?!
  • Grog: This is great, don't worry.
  • Taryon: I - I, even I can tell that those are two -
  • Grog: Look, I've got a better idea!
  • Travis: I take the cask of ale out of the bag of holding and I just start pouring ale all over them.
  • Taryon: Why would they be in here drinking, they're guards on duty!
  • Grog: They're TERRIBLE guards, they made HORRIBLE life choices, they're in the WRONG LINE OF WORK!
  • Travis: I take two chalices and I throw it in their laps.
  • Grog: Cool. Now I need you to vomit on them.
  • Taryon: I- I CAN'T VOMIT!
  • Grog: Do it right now! Put your fingers down your throat and PUKE ON THESE GUARDS!
Minecraft - Episode 257 - Oceancraft
  • GEOFF: Where'd you get all that shit, man?
  • MATT: Yeah, where'd you get a net?
  • RYAN: Oh, just, uh, stole it from this guy.
  • GEOFF: You did what now Ryan?
  • RYAN: I mean... I found an unattended house.
  • JEREMY: 'Atta boy, Ryan.
  • GEOFF: Oh you're... you're a thief, ok. Gotcha.
  • RYAN: No. Nope. There's no one alive to make a claim to this hut.
  • MATT: Ryan, did you just kill that guy?
  • RYAN: What guy.
  • JACK: Jesus.
  • JEREMY: Good man, Ryan.
  • MATT: We need the fishermen! They're part of the economy!
  • TREVOR: What economy.
  • JEREMY: Fuck the economy.
  • RYAN: Welp, now I've just made a job.
  • GEOFF: They're also a part of Ryan's kill-conomy.
  • MATT: Look at you. Makin' jobs left and right.
  • RYAN: Yeah, I'm a job creator!
INTP Troubleshooting #?
  • Ne: you all need to shut up and calm down.
  • Ti, Si: But no one understands us! They are all dumb! Why don't they see what we see?!
  • Ne: oh for... Come here, Ti. Si, you stay put!
  • Si: okay...
  • Ne: Look at X from this angle. Does that make sense to you? How about this information? How about that?
  • Ti: But I don't like "that" ...
  • Ne: Why not?
  • Ti: Because...
  • Fe: Because that made me feel pain last time! I'm not looking at that!
  • Ne: I knew you were behind this. Okay, Fe. It's okay to feel hurt. But you can't hide things from Ti because you think it'll hurt. Ti can handle it, okay? Just tell me next time.
  • Fe: okay... well, here. I've been keeping this... it's "that."
  • Ne: Thank you. Here, Ti! Your missing piece. *Throws that to Ti*
  • Ti: ... OMG! I was wrong! This changes everything! Everything makes sense!
  • Ne: You're freaking welcome, you drama queens...
  • PSA: don't neglect Ne.

anonymous asked:

Is both of the new songs by Taylor just dry sarcasm ? Like I'm still trying to find Taylor in these songs but it just seems very sarcastic and I've not known of sarcastic Taylor. Like with oh look what you made me do, that's her saying oh I'm pissed of now right ? I'm not used to sarcastic angry Taylor. She has every right to be pissed and upset but as a fan I have never heard her be so sarcastic and pissed off. The media really pissed of her and hurt her, I mean I hope her next songs are advice

there’s a lot of sass and sarcasm but anon, homegirl’s ALWAYS been sarcastic, have you seen the way she answers questions in interviews lolz and sass is second nature to her, it’s just that she’s never fully owned that side of her. there’s plenty of songs she’s written that have serious sass and quite a few sarcastic comments, but i guess as i said, she’s never really centred her music around it. so this is why this era will be wildly incredible, because she’s giving us the ‘real’ taylor; she’s showing off her new “reputation”.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering, because I saw it with your most recent stream and a few other animators on YouTube, but how do you get a banner around your stream saying what you're working on and an icon. I've looked everywhere for a tutorial or something but I can't find anything, so I was just curious ;;

Oh, it’s pretty easy to do, but yeah, if you don’t know what you’re looking for it could be tricky to figure out. So if you stream with OBS (you can download it for free) you can set it up like so:

The image is just overlayed on top. I made that in Photoshop. (Make sure it is .png and you have a window for your screen.

You can right click the Source area to add elements and if you’re previewing the stream you can then Edit Scene to move the elements around to how to want them!

Hope that helps!

futuristicallydelicatesalad  asked:

Hey Tammy, so I literally just started my Tumblr a minute ago just to shoot you this message: Thank you so much for the joy you bring to my day! I always look forward to seeing what new things happen here. I have been having some complicated things going on for the last couple of days, and I've been feeling down about it. But me getting on your Splatoon blog today and seeing Jonquil and Clem as Maui and Moana easily made my day. Thank you for being so awesome~

Oh gosh, thank you so much <3 It makes me happy to hear my silly drawings can brighten peoples’ days. And welcome to tumblr!

thedrunknextdoor  asked:

ok i really don't ship real people cause i just never have but JIMIN AND KOOKIE ARE SO ???? LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK THEYRE CUTER THAN MOST COUPLES I'VE SEEN. AND THOSE STARES?? I MADE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT KINDA LOOK MADE BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO WERENT AT LEAST MAKING OUT OR THINKING ABOUT IT. *breathes* sorry i just needed to get that out.

Oh no need to apologize! Jikook….has a way of hooking people in without even realizing it. You’re just firmly in the ship’s before you can get out! I sure as hell didn’t expect to Stan them, yet here I am. A trash blog LOL. And the staring? I’ve never seen so much freaking intensity. You will have to show me that post of yours 😂

the signs as things nic rouleau has said on the backstage fun timez
  • Aries: I'm in this Mormon underwear. I feel exposed. Hide me.
  • Taurus: *looking at Chris's hair* It has a small burgundy flair.
  • Gemini: OooOoOOoOooOoooOoOOo
  • Cancer: Hey, Peri!
  • Leo: Why does everybody bully me on periscope?
  • Virgo: Apparently Trevor announced he's...like...someone said he's quitting the business. I'M MAKING THIS UP. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. I THINK I LITERALLY JUST MADE THAT UP.
  • Libra: J Casey's gonna be my DAD!
  • Scorpio: What does smh mean?...Oh really?! I've always wondered what that meant!
  • Sagittarius: 'ELLO! I'M COCKNEY!
  • Capricorn: *Chewbacca noises*
  • Aquarius: *singing* bring me some nando's! I want some chicken!
  • Pisces: I am feeling personally attacked by the amount of people who are telling us to dab.
'Frozen' Starter Sentences
  • "Beware the frozen heart."
  • "The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
  • "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
  • "The heart is not so easily changed."
  • "There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
  • "Fear will be your enemy."
  • "Come on let's go and play."
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies."
  • "I wish you would tell me why!"
  • "It doesn't have to be a snowman."
  • "Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
  • "I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "I don't want to hurt you!"
  • "______ please, I know you're in there."
  • "People have been asking where you're been."
  • "They say have courage and I'm trying to."
  • "I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "What are we gonna do?"
  • "Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
  • "There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
  • "Wow am I so ready for this change."
  • "For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
  • "Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
  • "For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
  • "I can't wait to meet everyone!"
  • "What if I meet the one?"
  • "I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
  • "I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
  • "Which is totally bizarre."
  • "Nothing like the life I've led so far."
  • "For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
  • "And I know it's totally crazy."
  • "At least I've got a chance."
  • "Don't let them in, don't let them see."
  • "Be the good girl you always have to be."
  • "Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
  • "But it's only for today."
  • "It's agony to wait."
  • "A chance to change my lonely world."
  • "A chance to find true love."
  • "Nothing's in my way."
  • "I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
  • "Wait, what?"
  • "Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
  • "Your physique helps, I'm sure."
  • "Can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy!"
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "It's nothing like I've ever known before."
  • "Love is an open door."
  • "I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
  • "Sandwiches!"
  • "That's what I was gonna say!"
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Jinx! Jinx again!"
  • "You and I were just meant to be."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
  • "Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
  • "I'm sorry, I'm confused."
  • "May I talk to you please? Alone?"
  • "You can't marr someone you just met!"
  • You can if it's true love!"
  • "Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"
  • "All you know is how to shut people out."
  • "I can't live like this anymore!"
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"
  • "What are you so afraid of?!"
  • "I'm completely ordinary!"
  • "She/he would never hurt me."
  • "A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."
  • "Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
  • "Don't let them know? Well know they know!"
  • "Let it go."
  • "Can't hold it back anymore."
  • "I don't care what they're going to say."
  • The cold never bothered me anyway."
  • "You'll never see me cry."
  • "Here I stand, and here I'll stay."
  • "I'm never going back."
  • "The past is in the past."
  • "That perfect girl/guy is gone."
  • "She/he's a stinker."
  • "Snow. It had to be snow."
  • "Ooh, and sauna!"
  • "Hoo-hoo!"
  • "Big summer blowout!"
  • "Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."
  • "Reindeers are better than people."
  • "Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."
  • "Everyone of them's bad, except you."
  • "But people smell better than reindeers."
  • "That's once again true, for all except you."
  • "We leave now, right now."
  • "Hold on, we like to go fast!"
  • "Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"
  • Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
  • "Foot size doesn't matter."
  • "What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."
  • "All men do it."
  • "Are you some sort of love expert?"
  • "Because I don't trust your judgement."
  • "Who marries a man she just met?!"
  • "It's true love!"
  • "You almost set me on fire!"
  • "But I just paid it off."
  • "I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."
  • "This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."
  • "Sometimes I really don't like you."
  • "No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."
  • "You're creepy."
  • "It's just a head!"
  • "Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"
  • "Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."
  • "Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"
  • "I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."
  • "I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."
  • "Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."
  • "The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."
  • "Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."
  • "I'm gonna tell him."
  • "Don't you dare!"
  • "Somebody's gotta tell him."
  • "Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
  • "I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."
  • "Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."
  • "That was like a crazy trust exercise."
  • "I'm gonna cry."
  • "Go ahead, I won't judge."
  • "Do you think she knows how to knock?"
  • "It opened! That's a first."
  • "It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"
  • "Please don't shut me out again."
  • "Please don't slam the door."
  • "You don't have to keep your distance anymore."
  • "I will be right here."
  • "You mean well, but leave me be."
  • "Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."
  • "I'm such a fool, I can't be free."
  • "We can face this thing together."
  • "What power do you have to stop me?"
  • 'It is not nice to throw people!"
  • "Don't talk to him like that."
  • "My hair? Look at your hair!"
  • "You hesitated."
  • "I like to consider myself a love expert."
  • "Take off your clothes!"
  • "Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"
  • "So he's got a few flaws."
  • "You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."
  • "He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
  • "She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
  • "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
  • "Don't be the monster they fear you are."
  • "Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
  • "Some people are worth melting for."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"
the signs as bright eyes lyrics
  • aries: As you tear and tear your hair from roots/Of that same head you have twice removed now/A lock of hair you said would prove/Our love would never die (Haligh, Haligh, A Lie, Haligh)
  • taurus: And on the way home held your camera like a bible/Just wishing so bad that it held some kind of truth/And I stood nervous next to you in the dark room/You dropped the paper in the water/And it all begins to bloom/Ya they go wild (Old Soul Song [For The New World Order])
  • gemini: I have sat too long in my silence./I have grown too old in my pain./To shed this skin, be born again,/it starts with an ending./So thank you friends for the time we shared./My love stays with you like sunlight and air. (Method Acting)
  • cancer: Well, let the poets cry themselves to sleep/And all their tearful words will turn back into steam/But me I'm a single cell/On a serpents tongue/There's a muddy field where a garden was/And I'm glad you got away/But I'm still stuck out here/My clothes are soaking wet/From your brother's tears (Poison Oak)
  • leo: That is why I'm singing.../Baby don't worry cause now I got your back./And every time you feel like crying,/I'm gonna try and make you laugh./And if I can't, if it just hurts too bad,/then we will wait for it to pass and I will keep you company/through those days so long and black (Bowl of Oranges)
  • virgo: And my father was there, in a chair, by the window, staring so far away./I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..."/He stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless/and there's nothing you could do that would ever change this./I'm not angry. It happens. But you just can't do it again." (Let's Not Shit Ourselves [To Love And To Be Loved])
  • libra: In an abandoned building where/Squatters made a mural of a Mexican girl/With fifteen cans of spray paint and a chemical swirl/She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world/Four winds blowing through her hair (Four Winds)
  • scorpio: When I feel lost I am not at all/.../Oh, I've made love, yeah, I've been fucked, so what?/I'm a cartoon, you're a full moon, let's stay up (Hot Knives)
  • sagittarius: I was a fool, you were my friend/We made it happen/You took off your clothes/left on the light/You stood there so brave/You used to be shy/Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom (Take it Easy [Love Nothing])
  • capricorn: And the future hangs over our heads/And it moves with each current event/Until it falls all around like a cold steady rain/Just stay in when it's looking this way (Landlocked Blues)
  • aquarius: So when you're asked to fight a war that's over nothing/It's best to join the side that's gonna win/And no one's sure how all of this got started/But we're gonna make them goddam certain how its gonna end/Oh ya we will, oh ya we will! (Road To Joy)
  • pisces: Yours is the first face that I saw/I think I was blind before I met you/Now I don't know where I am/I don't know where I've been/But I know where I want to go (First Day of My Life)
  • Deaton: Do you want to talk about it?
  • Scott: I did a bad thing. An unforgivable thing.
  • Deaton: Scott, you're a true alpha, but you are still human. You're bound to make mistakes. What did you do?
  • Scott: It just happened... I lost control
  • Deaton: Scott, it's okay. Tell me please. Did anybody get hurt?
  • Scott: Yes.
  • Scott: It was horrible...
  • Scott: I've never been that out of control...
  • Scott: It just happened so fast...
  • Deaton: What did you do, Scott?
  • Scott: *Crying* I can't even go home as I can't look at my own mother for this
  • Deaton: In your own time Scott. It's okay.
  • Scott: I- I shouted at Liam and I made him cry! I made my Baby!Wolf cry.
  • Deaton: oh...
  • Deaton: ... I see

anonymous asked:

How did you get the correct measurements for your Lance cosplay? Because I want to do the same paladin uniform for Keith but I've never made a custom pattern before. How hard is it to do?

oh man.   I’m EXTREMELY trial and error with my measuring and cutting things out. 

constantly just keep up reference images when you are working. my screen literally looks like this every time I work 

and MEASURE EVERYTHING. The red lines below are about the places I measured 

Measure everything twice! (you NEED a fabric tape measure to do this. not a hard ruler) then take tissue paper or newspaper and draw out the basic shapes.  Then what I do is I just hold it up to my body and look in the mirror to see if it looks right (it might look off because its flimsy paper but its better than nothing)  Then maybe cut out a few more shapes and tape them together to see if it all looks right before you cut into your foam. 
cutting into the foam, cut a little bigger than you planned because its easier to cut excess off than accidentally cutting it too small and needing to start over again. 

If I’m going to be honest.  This is really fucking hard.   I’ve worked with foam before when making Edward Elric’s automail arm so I know a little of what to use and expect out of the foam. Along with the fact I’ve made my own patterns before and know how things fit on my own body really well makes it a little easier for myself but I can’t say for others. It could be extremely challenging.  

again, I recommend Evil Ted tutorials to help you and don’t be afraid to look up other tutorials on youtube for pattern making or anything you can think of. The internet is an awesome resource. USE IT!  And good luck with your cosplay!!!  

Of Flower and Tattoos

Read it here on AO3

Summary: Allura works at the local flower shop but has dreams of becoming a tattoo artist. Shay works at the tattoo parlor and dreams of becoming a florist. A little switcheroo seems to be in order.

Words: 5.7k

Relationships: Shayllura

A/N: This is for day 1 of Voltron WLW month. The prompt was flowers so of course I had to do a florist and tattoo artist AU, with my own little spin on it. Hope you enjoy! 

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The Little Mermaid {Sentence Starters}
  • "And now, look at me. Wasted away to practically nothing."
  • "I'm 16 years old! I'm not a child anymore!"
  • "What would I do to see you smiling at me?"
  • "Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young lady!"
  • "Oh, I can't make out a heartbeat!"
  • "How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
  • "I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed."
  • "You could've been seen by one of those barbarians! By one of those humans!"
  • "The human world, it's a mess."
  • "Know him? I don't have to know him! They're all the same!"
  • "I haven't seen this in years. This is wonderful!"
  • "Have you lost your senses completely?! He's a human!"
  • "You went up to the surface again, didn't you? Didn't you?!"
  • "Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?"
  • "Have I ever been wrong? I mean, when it's important?!"
  • "Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strains on my blood pressure don't you?"
  • "They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch!"
  • "It's a talent that I always have possessed."
  • "The only way to get what you want is to become a human, yourself."
  • "You wanna kiss the girl!"
  • "But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch."
  • "Things are working out according to my ultimate design."
  • "My dear sweet child, that's what I do. It's what I live for."
  • "What a lovely little bride I'll make!"
  • "I've never seen a human this close before. Oh - he's very handsome, isn't he?"
  • "I dunno, he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me."
  • "I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady."
  • "It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man."
  • "I just don't see things the way he does."
  • "Well, it was ruined! That's all, completely destroyed!"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle."
  • "Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation."
  • "Get out of here! Leave me alone!"
  • "She's a demon! She's a monster!"
  • "We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know."