oh look i have a new otp

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever with a pairing for me to write :)

Me finding fanfictions, a summary.
  • Me: Oh wow look at this new fanfic
  • Fanfic summary: These two mother fuckers are gonna fuck. thats all ive gotta say.
  • Me: *CLICK*
  • -After Reading-
  • Me: ...I SIGNED UP FOR READING PORN NOT CRYING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTE-
  • Fanfic Author: BITCH THERES A SEQUEL!
  • Me: *Click*
haikyuu ships through the years (and by years i mean minutes)
  • start of the fall down to hell: oh look kagehina, daisuga, iwaoi, bokuaka, etc. they're rly cute and stuff.
  • after a while: okay, tsukkiyama is good, but i'm starting to like kurotsukki too.
  • little bit later: iwakage? idk they just kinda have a bit of interaction in that one episode... fuck it's my new otp.
  • even later: ushioikage? bokuakakuroken? why the hell not
  • at the bottom of the pit: kagehinatsukkiyamaasanoyatanadaisugakiyoyachiiwaoimatsuhanabokuakakurokenyakulevushiten

nerdramblings101  asked:

You seem really upset over Supergirl tonight.

i am. i am a little upset. because they finally, finally, gave m'gann screentime that actually went somewhere. they finally gave m'gann the time of day, the time to explore her past and people from it, the time to realise that she has j'onn now and he cares about her. they gave her a storyline that was interesting and action packed and to be honest, it was fucking incredible, and then what? they shipped her back to mars. just like that. their only major woc character, literally written off to another planet.

i’m upset because of alex. because honestly what fresh hell? alex danvers loves her little sister more than life itself. she literally broke up with maggie two weeks ago because she was so torn up over not being around for kara, so she chose kara. and now? now what? she’s bailing on kara’s birthday, a day they’ve always celebrated, a day that so clearly means so much to them - kara especially. and i get it, i do, alex needs to have a life outside of kara, her life doesn’t have to just be protecting kara anymore because she has maggie and they’re happy, but for goodness sake this wasn’t just any normal day, it was kara’s earth birthday, and alex would never bail on that, especially not so easily and especially not after seeing how clearly upset it made kara. the danvers sisters are the heart and soul of this show and i’m upset because you wouldn’t know it if you just started with this episode.

i’m upset because this is supergirl. supergirl, not the mon-el show, and yet somehow even in an episode in which he didn’t have as much screen time as usual, he manages to take over. why does kara have to feel guilty about not having feelings for him? why does every guy kara tries to be friends with end up falling for her and she ends up the one suffering most? why, in that last danvers sisters scene, was alex encouraging kara to give him a chance? i’m sorry but alex danvers has never been entering any mon-el fan contests so why, in a scene that was supposed to be about fixing alex’s relationship with kara, did the conversation end up about him? why did kara have to be convinced she maybe might have feelings for him? and for the love of god that last scene, are you kidding me? kara sees him with another woman and gets jealous because oh whoop de do would you look at that she’s magically discovered feelings for him and now he’s with someone else. look at how not fucking surprised i am. i’ve only seen this on Literally Every Show Ever.

i’m upset because i got new scenes with my otp and i can’t enjoy them as much as i usually would because they just don’t feel right. maggie surprising alex with tickets to see a band she’s loved since college? maggie looking so god damn happy as she bounds up like a damn puppy to tell alex they got vip tickets? fucking fantastic, sign me up. maggie looking ridiculously at home in alex’s apartment? incredible. but i can’t enjoy it as much as i want to, because they came at the cost of alex and kara’s relationship and as much as i love sanvers, they’re not the relationship that makes supergirl. alex and kara are.

don’t get me wrong, i liked this ep. it was action packed and white martians are evil but pretty fucking cool and i am LIVING for all the m'gann we got, all the m'gann and j'onn we got. i am living for m'gann fighting as a green martian, and evil alex was fucking incredible (and hella hot) and vasquez finally returned from the cave in the desert, so don’t take this as me spewing hate left, right and centre because there was a lot about this episode that i really liked, i just. i’m a little upset that this show is supposed to be about supergirl and yet she’s being sidelined as a love interest for the token white guy, and all the other characters don’t seem to be winning any favouritism contests with the writers either.

(disclaimer: it’s 3.30am and i’m tired and cranky and i can’t be bothered to reread this so it might not be worded as best as i could possibly do to say what i’m trying to say but i just don’t care anymore pls don’t come at me)

  • Attack On Titan fandom: waits 7 days for a 20 minute episode
  • Attack On Titan fandom: * is chill about the new episode* oh that episode was great i guess
  • Attack On Titan fandom: *hasn't trend for a 2/3 weeks*
  • * Gay scene is finally animated. Ymir gets jelly when Christa tends to Reiner's injury. Nanaba, Marcel and they're squad looking good and said the thing that musn't be said in the show. Ymir and Christa sharing a moment and finally showing their true identity. *
  • Attack On Titan fandom: THIS IS IT!🙌🙆 THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR!😫 THE GODDAMN GAY SCENE. WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED. 🙏 🎊 👼 👏🎉 God bless the animators for this golden oppurtunity. 💕💕Ymir x Christa💞👌 the only canon otp. Rip. to the squad😖
Good Shipping People vs Bad Shipping People
  • Person: Hi!
  • Me: Hello!
  • Person: So, I ship *insert ship name here*
  • Me: I do too! Why do you ship it?
  • Person: Oh, it's just so cute! I mean, look at them, both boys together. All of my ships are gay. All. Of. Them.
  • Me: I think it's good cause of evidence that supports it.... And how their personalities work.
  • Person: Really? I've never noticed that! Oh well, hey look another gay ship with them!!!! MY NEW OTP.
  • Me: Damn it.
  • Note: Do not be like this person. All ships have a way of being good, and you shouldn't ship just cause it's a boy and a girl or a boy and a boy or a girl and a girl. Ship cause you think that personally they could be a good couple.
These New Jedi Don’t Know Anything

Force Ghost Anakin: [sprawled out across Obi-Wan’s lap, half asleep, watching a blaringly-loud soap opera] Oh man, those two are so hooking up this week.
Force Ghost Obi-Wan: [sitting on Luke’s sofa, petting Anakin’s hair, wearing reading glasses and not looking up from reading a book called Betrayal: True Stories of Fallen Apprentices] Uh huh. 
Force Ghost Yoda: [floating on a nearby throw pillow, knitting] Liked the second season better, I did. 
Anakin: Yeah, it’s kind of jumped the shark, but I still have to see what happens with my OTP. 
Luke: [meditating, cracking one eye open] Guys, can you keep it down? I’m trying to commune with the Force. 
Anakin: We are the Force. 
Luke: No, dad, I mean the – [stops, looks around] 
[everyone snaps to attention] 
Obi-Wan: [removing his glasses] What was that?
Luke: [closing his eyes again] I…I think someone’s coming. A girl! 
Yoda: A new Jedi, you think?
Luke: Yeah…whoever it is, they definitely have the Force with them. 
Anakin: Well…go out there! Introduce yourself!
Luke: Should I…should I do something?
Obi-Wan: Are there any cliffs with good lighting you could stand on?
Anakin: [peering out the window] What’s the wind situation like out there?
Yoda: A robe, he needs, for drama. 
Obi-Wan: [putting one on Luke] Yes, it would never do to go out there without one…
Anakin: So what’s your plan, son?
Luke: Uh…say “hello, my name is Luke”?
[Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda look at each other uneasily] 
Obi-Wan: [dismayed] …”hello, my name is Luke”?
Luke: Well, I should greet her, right? I mean, what are you guys suggesting? I just put a hooded cape on and stand outside silently in the wind like a weirdo? And then, what? Dramatically un-hood myself while my hair blows around while remaining totally wordless? Heh…that…that would be…
[The Force Ghosts side-eye him]
Luke: O-OK, you guys know best. [puts his hood on] Well, wish me luck. [he goes outside to meet Rey] 
Obi-Wan: [annoyed] You see what happens when I’m not allowed to train someone until they’re an adult? Those are basic Jedi presentation skills! 
Yoda: A shame, it is. 
Anakin: [nodding solemnly] Really. I love the kid, but that is disappointing. 

This happened literally yesterday:
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Ok so... I found this new T.V show last night and I loved this two characters... so as the fangirl I am I looked for them and OH MY GOD, I ship them so hard!, I even read a fanfic!<p/><b>Friend:</b> Fangirl? Ship? Fanfic?... What are we talking about here?<p/><b>Me:</b> *serious as fuck*: Have a seat, we have a lot to talk about...<p/></p>

baconator153  asked:

Hey, can I have some prompts for a couple where the girl is very rich and well off, and her boyfriend is independent and down on his luck money wise? They're around college aged

1. “I could-”

“Don’t even suggest it.”

“But-”

2. “I can take care of myself, Sweetheart. You know that.”

“You shouldn’t have to.”

3. “You paid for my part?”

“Listen, I know how you feel about that-”

“Then why would you-”

“But I also know how important this was to you. So, I paid for it. You can pay me back when you have the money.”

4. “I wish you’d let me help you.”

“I need to do this on my own.”

“I don’t understand, but if that’s what you want, I’ll support you.”

5. “I love you.”

“And I love you. But until I can afford-”

“Afford what? I’m not for sale, and neither is my love.”

6. “I want you to know that I love you for you. Not for how much money you have.”

“And I know that. I do. But I still wish you’d let me pay for dinner sometimes.”

7. “SOMEONE bought me a new truck.”

“Oh, really? That was nice of them.”

“Yeah. They left their purse in the front seat.”

“Oh, I’ve been looking for that everywhere! Thank you!”

I hope these helped!! 

can anyone deep in the kastle fandom fill me in on whether or not we think there’s a real possibility that frank and karen are gonna get it in? cause, look, this is the shit that otps are made of but i just do not have the strength… i am too weak to survive getting invested in these assholes, waiting 365 days (or longer!) for new content year after year after year just for it to never happen. halp me out. 

Me trying to sleep:
  • Me: Well, it's time to go to bed!
  • Brain: of course, but it's still early, you have time for one or two minutes on Tumblr, right?
  • Me: obviously!
  • *6 hours later*
  • Brain: meeeeh still early, LOOK!!!! A new fanfic about one of your OTPs!!!
  • Me: WHERE?!
  • *in the morning*
  • Me: I should wake up, it's time to go to school!
  • Brain: Are you serious, gurl?! Oh hell nah, you're staying here and you're sleeping now, next time you just have to sleep earlier!
  • Brain: No but really, young people these days...

ragethesea  asked:

Do you have any Marching band AUs??

  • I basically live in the band hall during marching band season what are you doing here, this is my spot
  • you’re a newbie at band camp you look like you could use some wa-OH SHIT they fainted…and they handed me their instrument before they did it. I’m proud.
  • you almost nailed me with your flag during our program but oh hi you’re cute
  • the band director has turned the metronome all the way up. the clarinets are dying. birds are fleeing. babies are screaming. but hey you and i survived
  • “you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner” …i play the piccolo, but i’ll let this one slide
  • we’re both drum majors and i’ve got to say the uniform looks great on you
  • shit i have a crush on my section leader
  • we’re comparing sock tans i think mine wins tbh
  • some fucker just said marching band was easy and wasn’t a sport COME FIGHT THEM WITH ME
  • impromptu dance parties when the drum line plays
  • we’re a band couple but no one knows YET. it’s only a matter of tim- oh shit how’d they find out???

-gabie

ShAmy : The “Best OTP ever” Progression
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Amy: Oh, my metatarsal are barking.

Leonard: You okay?

Amy: Yeah, yeah. I’m just breaking in some new shoes.

Leonard: Very pretty.

Amy: Thank you. Did you know that women wear high heels to make the buttocks and breasts more prominent?

Leonard: Hadn’t really thought about it.

Amy: Look.

Leonard: Uh, sure. Very… prominent.

Amy: Please, Leonard, don’t leer, you have a girlfriend.

Leonard: Sorry. 


4 x 21 The Agreement Dissection 


I know it’s not ShAmy related this time but Amy in yellow heels was gold !!

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD

I remember when my otp first showed up on my dash.
They were so cute.
I HAD TO KNOW WHO THEY WERE, WHAT SHOW THEY WERE FROM.
I contacted a many of people…
Until….
My best friend of many years was like
“That shows on netflix, watch it”
And I did.
I then went to tumblr.
(After binge watching EVERY EPISODE ON ONE NIGHT)
And there it was…
The glory of my otp.
I found
Fan art and fan fics
Aus and Alt. Personalities
Gender queer characters
Gay as hell characters
A lot of use of the word “hella”
The fluff,
The angst
And the smutt
Oh god the smutt

And in my head swear to god and my otp,
I could hear it…
In my head I sand “a whole NEW WOOORRLLD A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW”

Everyday I look for new fics and art
Listening to my head now sing
“I’m coming home, I’m coming home, tell the world I’m coming home”

….

And now I have a serious problem and I should really seek help.
I will…..


After I finish this last chapter.

Something new for you Nygmobblepot shippers! And something happy in these dark times T_T I can´t wait for the new Gotham episode! But you know what? I am a europeen girl and there is no Fox live stream for meee :( Naaaa have to wait til tomorrow -.-´ But wish you guys fun :D 

Hope you like my fanart , I know the umbrella looks totally crappy but oh well xD

high school staff au

requested by chucklerjuergens

  • you may be a smartass math teacher but you sure as hell are really oblivious to these very obvious wooing attempts our coworkers are trying
  • staff vs student dodgeball tournament gone wrong, no freshmen are spared, the gym teacher is crying, the janitor screams
  • I’m the awkward new english teacher and you’re the suave drama teacher that everyone loves and I’m not sure if you’re flirting or just doing improv
  • “the vocal teacher and the piano teacher are having a duet”
  • I spent all night grading the students’ essays and I can barely keep my eyes open so you had to sub for when I fell asleep in the middle of class
  • I may or not spend my free breaks near the field so I can ogle look at the new gym teacher
  • we’re both chaperoning the school camp and we have to share our cabin with just each other but do you have to wake up at 5am I mean I know you’re a sport teacher but seriously
  • “guys I think the science teacher and history teacher are making out in the storage closet”
  • stop making stupid science puns when we’re making or I’ll start making history puns too
  • “the students are too rowdy, better keep an ion them, oh well no point in sulfuring”
  • “I don’t want to keep Stalin you, but there’s no point in Russian to class”
2

I REMEMBER YOU.

Even from the distance, he knew she was staring right at him, her hair streaming to the side like a ribbon of moonlight, caught in the river breeze. Dorian lifted a hand, the other rising to his neck. No collar. […] No one sounded the alarm. As if the world had stopped paying attention for the few moments they’d looked at each other. And through the darkness of his memories, through the pain and despair and terror he’d tried to forget, a name echoed in his head.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *watches a new show*<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh... they have great chemistry!<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh... is this character in love with---?<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh... mg I guess they love each other.<p/><b>Me:</b> *goes on tumblr*<p/><b>Me:</b> OMFG THEY TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE OTHER THEY ARE SO CUTE N IN LOVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT GLANCE OMFGGGGGG THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER LIKE THIS???? IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO KISS ALL THE TIME WHY ARE THEY NOT CANON THEY LIVE FOR EACH OTHER NGGHHAAAA<p/></p><p/></p>

There’s always this thing about Toukomaru that Touko is ultimately older than Komaru by 3? 4 years? I’m kinda laughing because they’d both be super gay for each other, and they both know it, but Fukawa would be like “no way, you’re too young” So imagine them saving Towa City and then getting back and joining Future Foundation properly and saving the world and years pass and there’s this super massive tension going on and Komaru would be like 

Komaru, age 17: Oops, my hand slipped, it’s on your waist now.
Fukawa, age 20: You’re unbelievably clumsy, how do you want to complete that mission if you can’t coordinate your movements at all.

Komaru, age 19: Look at this new uniform FF got me, I guess I have to change now so I don’t ruin it, look at me slowly taking off my tie.
Fukawa, age 22: Look at those loads of very interesting paperwork I’m gladly going to fill in. 

 Komaru, age 21: OH COME ON, I SAVED A GODDAMN CITY FROM A FULL BLOWN RIOT, I THINK I’M MATURE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN KISS
Fukawa, age 24: SHUT UP YOU’RE LIKE 12