oh look i did a thingie

For the lovey @miyeongi-cutie who suggested a bakery AU that I am OBSESSED WITH!!! Hope you like it! 🖤
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“So where are we going again?” Shiro asked as he threw an arm around Keith’s neck, drawing him in and ruffling his hair.
“Hey, stop it! Get off!” Keith ducked out from his grip and shoved him away, trying to fix his hair. “Why are you like this, you’re so annoying!” Shiro chuckled and nudged him with his elbow. “I’m your big brother. It’s my job to annoy you. Now, answer the question.”
Keith rolled his eyes and muttered “Adopted brother. Anyway, we’re going to this cafe or bakery place that Pidge won’t stop talking about. Says their coffee is really good and the food is ‘better than free wifi.’”
Shiro raised his eyebrows until they nearly disappeared under his tuff of hair.
“Better than free wifi? Pidge said that? Huh, wow. They must be really good then.”
Keith hummed in agreement and stuffed his hands in his red jacket, pulling it closer. Shiro smiled at the action zipped up his black and gray jacket, burying his nose into it.

It was late fall, and the breeze held a chilly bit. The wind whispered of winter, and the trees had begun to shed their leaves, some of which where floating in the air, softly floating the the ground. Shiro was enjoying the slight crunch they made when he stepped on them when Keith grabbed his arm.
“Hey, I think this is it.”
Shiro stopped and observed the building before them. It was a simple building, one that you could easily pass if you weren’t looking for it. The building was made out of worn brick, with a chalkboard sign in front the entrance that read: ‘Welcome to Voltron! Please do not touch pastries with your hands. Use your tongue.’ Shiro chuckled at the sign while Keith just stared.
“What kind of a name is Voltron?”
Shiro shrugged.
“I have no idea, but you have to admit, it is a pretty unique name that would be hard to forget. Now come on, I’m getting hungry.”
Shiro opened the door and was immediately hit with a wall of delicate dents of vanilla, sugar, cinnamon, the roast of coffee beans, and other heavenly scents. Keith moaned at the smell and Shiro couldn’t blame him. The smell almost made him weak in the knees.

They walked into the shop and looked around. It was a very cozy cafe. Their were multiple colored booths and chairs and even beanbags, coming in black, blue, red, green, and yellow. They was stools along the bar, and there was a glass case full of desserts and pastries that had Shiro’s mouth watering. Shiro was about to press his face right up against the glass when I kind voice greeted them.
“Hey! Welcome to Voltron!”
Keith and Shiro turned toward the voice and saw a bolder of man in its place. He was wearing cargo shorts and a yellow shirt accompanied with a yellow apron. His hair was tied back with a bandana, and had a name rage that read ‘Hunk.’ Keith read it and arched an eyebrow at him, and Hunk just laughed.
“Yeah, before you ask, it’s real. Everybody calls me that.”
Shiro smiled and greeted him. “It’s nice to meet you Hunk. My name’s Shiro and this is Keith. Pidge suggested this place and highly recommended it.”
Hunk’s eyes lit up and gave them a beaming smile. “Oh Pidge! Yeah I know them! Me and Lance have become friends with them because they come so much. Oh! And Lance is the pastry king. I’m the coffee master, so it evens out.”
Shiro nodded and turned his attention to Keith. “Hey Keith, do you-Keith?”
Keith was not listening to either of them, eyes glued to a small white cup on the register, face furiously red. Shiro looked at him with a confused look before picking up the cup that was causing Keith’s dilemma. When Shiro read the cup, he sputtered and started laughing loudly, cheeks slightly flushing.
Hunk cocked his head. “What? What is it?”
Shiro turned the cup to Hunk, who could clearly read the font in neat loopy handwriting: “Just put your tip in here. See how it feels.” Hunk immediately paled and then change to a shade of purple then red. He quickly grabbed the cup and threw it away.
“LANCE THAT IS SO INAPPROPRIATE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
They were able to hear mad cackling in the back of the cafe where the kitchen was. Hunk turned back to them, straightening his apron, flush still on his cheeks.
“I’m so sorry, that won’t happen again. So, uh, what would you like to order?”

Shiro peered at the menu, tapping a finger against his chin. He looked at Keith who just shrugged, as lost as he was.
Shiro turned back to Hunk. “What do you recommend?”
Hunk’s eyes lit up and he clapped his hands together.
“Oh man, where do I start? Everything Lance makes is amazing. Hmm, let’s go with something exotic. How about miguelitos and tarta de Santiago?”
Keith furrowed his brow. “What the heck are those?”
Hunk chuckled.
“Oh yeah, sorry miguelitos is this pastry that is made up of like a million thin pastry layers and each layer is filled with chocolate or cream. It’s then dusted with powdered sugar. Tarta de Santiago is a really thin, moist almond cake. Powdered sugar is on top of it as well. As you probably guessed, their both Hispanic desserts. Lance likes to show off his heritage.”

Shiro hummed gave him a smile. “Alright! We’ll get both of those, and I’ll get an espresso. Keith?”
Keith looked at the menu again. “Do you have soy milk?”
Hunk nodded and smile.
“Okay, I’ll just have a hot chocolate. With extra whipped cream on top.”
Shiro chuckled.
Keith glared at him. “What?”
“Oh nothing, nothing! Just glad to see my little brother growing up.”
Shiro laughed hard as Keith flushed and punched him in the arm as he paid Hunk.

He put the change into the new tip cup and went to sit down at table in the corner. It wasn’t long before they had sat down when Hunk brought them their food, perfectly balancing them on a small tray.
“Order up! I hope you like it!” Hunk sent them a smile and went back to the counter.
Shiro looked at the coffee and food and inhaled deeply, the smell making his mouth water.
“Let’s not waste anymore time! Let’s dig in!” Keith and Shiro both reached for the miguelitos and popped it in their mouths. Shiro’s eyes fluttered closed as the pastry melted in his mouth, and chocolate covered every taste bud. He almost had to stifle a moan. And Keith wasn’t in any better shape. He was looking at the patty in awe, as if it held the secrets to the universe. He quickly looked up at Shiro.
“Wanna try the tarta thingy?”
“Oh heck yeah.”
Shiro and Keith both picked up a slice, gave a mock cheers, and bit into it with a crisp crunch. However, as soon as the cake met their tongues, it practically melted away. Keith grabbed both pastures and shoved them in his mouth at the same time.
“I am in heaven.”
Shiro opened his mouth to agree, when an excited voice cut him off.

“HUNK!! HUNK, I DID IT!! You’ve got to try this! I’ve combined a churro and a cupcake into one blessed love child!”
Shiro turned toward the voice, laughing with amusement in his eyes. He went to take a drink of his coffee, but that’s when he laid eyes on the excited baker. Shiro chocked on his coffee, spraying across the room and spluttering the hot liquid out of his lungs.
“Holy shit! Are you alright Shiro?”
Shiro ignored Keith’s concern and whipped around to get a better view of the baker. Said baker had warm mocha skin, as rich as the coffee he was drinking. His hair was a warm chocolate, shaggy and barely reaching the top of his eyes. And his eyes. Oh god his eyes. They were the deepest blue Shiro had ever seen, reminding him of the ocean and they were so bright with life and energy. And he was covered with flour, which Shiro found absolutely adorable. It was covering the front of his apron and was even smeared across one of his cheeks, and Shiro wanted nothing more than to brush it away with his thumb.
“Uh…Shiro?”
Keith waved a hand in front of Shiro’s face, who just knocked it out the way, leaning out of his seat. Keith followed his gaze and let out a long sigh when he realized what he was staring at. Keith kicked him in the shin, finally getting his attention.
“Seriously Shiro? Can please control your emotions.”
Shiro gave him a small pout, but still turned toward the boy. “Keith, oh Keith. He’s so pretty. No, gorgeous. Did you see his eyes? They’re so blue and beautiful.”
Keith groaned and dropped his head on the table.
“Shiro we came here to try the food, not try the baker.”
“I’m not complaining.”
“Shiro!!”

Shiro ignored his scandalous tone and continued to stare at the baker who was talking animatedly about his new creation, hands flying everywhere. Keith let out another long sigh and sat back in his chair.
“I am not ready for all this pining. You’re a mess Shiro. Remind me the curse Pidge for suggesting this place.”
“Well remind me to thank Pidge.”
Shiro then stepped out of his chair, walking toward the duo.
“S-Shiro?! Where are you going?”
Shiro tossed him a grin over his shoulder.
“Well, in going to introduce myself and give my compliments to the chef. Don’t want to be rude!”
Keith groaned and lightly banged his head on his table, cursing everything, especially Pidge. Somehow he knew they had set this up. He was going kill that gremlin. As soon he could get Shiro away from that baker who was throwing Shiro fingers guns along with a smirk. Keith groaned again. He had a feeling he would back to this cafe again. A lot.

Phil's Prank | 17.08.17
  • Dan holds out his hand for Phil to place another thing for him to guess, like the What's in my hand challenge.
  • Phil: Last one. Eyes closed. Ready?
  • Dan: What are you doing to do? Are you going to put a banana down my shirt?
  • Phil sprays Dan with his succulent hydration pump thingy. Dan barely startles but Phil bursts out in high pitched laughter. Dan looks at him fondly.
  • Phil: I got you with a prank...
  • Dan: Okay, did you get me
  • Phil: I sprayed you in the face!
  • Dan: Oh, you got me so hard there.
  • Phil continues with his gleeful laughter.
  • Dan: *high pitched voice* Does that count as getting someone with a prank? Actually...
  • Someone in the chat: Yes, Phil!
  • Dan: Actually, I'm just well-hydrated now. I didn't even dislike that.
  • Phil: Did that not like make you jump?
  • Dan: Nah, mate, I'm wearing a hat.
  • Phil: What?
  • Dan: This is two main channel videos that could be. What's in your hand challenge and the pranking my friend with the succulent atomiser prank.
  • Phil: I didn't even want to play that game that much. It was all leading up to spraying you in the face.
  • Both continue to smile and chuckle like idiots.
  • Someone in chat: Good job, Phil.
  • Phil: Thanks.
SO COOL

Look at this box. Yes, it’s a gaming laptop. Setting my priorities straight here. ITS HERE!!!!

It looks great, goddamn.

YES, the keyboard shines so bright ♥ AND the charger is plugged from behind! Weirddd ♥♥♥ I love it!! ♥♥♥

IT HAS A CD THINGIE. OH GOD I MISSED THIS SO MUCH.


All the key works, and I have my numbers from 1 to 0 fully working again and MY SCREEN CAP BUTTON WORKS TOO. Bye bye, random program that kinda did that for me :P

ANYWAY!!


I am still installing stuff! It doesnt have Sai, nor any other program I’m used to. YET. That means today there won’t be pages c’: Tomorrow, I promise!

Let me invest my time in this bee-yoo-tee-ful baby just for tonight~

YouTuber Roast Challenge //Buttercream Squad

Originally posted by iheartmyyoutubers

YouTuber Roast Challenge

Pairing(s): Buttercream Squad x Reader

Requested?: Nope

REquest: N/A

Warnings: terrible rapping?

Word Count: 191

\A/N: I wrote this after rewatching Caspar’s YouTuber Roast Challenge, just a little idea. Y/N is also a fellow YouTuber in this one! Bear with me on the rap, it’s got a flow, but it kinda takes some time to pick up so apologies if it’s confusing. I’ve got a couple other thingies started too, so look out for those.

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I’m Fine

Originally posted by t-raylodytello

Donatello x Reader

I’m Fine

Prompt: Donnie x reader. Like he meets the girl at April’s on accident and he thinks she’s about to freak, but she blurts out she likes his eyes and a relationship snowballs and she’s in his lab one day and he asks her to get something but he doesn’t realize she’s so short (5’2”-ish) so she has to stand on something and nearly gets hurt but doesn’t because she’s a gymnast. He’s worried, but she grabs his mask and kisses him or something fluffy like that?

Note: Awwwwwww some Donnie love <3 I love my tol nerd!

“Hey April?” Donnie called as he walked through the window to her apartment. “I brought some new tech I developed. It should help with your-”

Donnie!” April hissed as he walked out into the open, right into your line of sight. Your eyes widened as you took in the sight of the tall creature. He was at least 6’7” and covered in lean muscle and loads of tech. A thick pair of glasses sat in front of a pair of gorgeous amber eyes.

“Um…” Donnie’s eyes flicked nervously from April to you and back again. “Uh, hi.”

You sucked in a large breath, and April and Donnie prepared for the scream, but it never came.

“You have gorgeous eyes, holy shit.” You stated. Donnie looked at you quizzically. He pushed his glasses further up his nose.

“I- uh, what?” He looked through his scanners. You weren’t exhibiting any signs of fear, no rapid breathing, no accelerated heartrate. In fact, he was the one with the quickened pulse. His cheeks flushed pink, and suddenly he felt as though his mouth was full of cotton.

“Brown with little flecks of honey,” you rested your chin on your hand. He was still dumbstruck.

“Donnie, this is (Y/N), my new roommate. (Y/N), this is-”

“D-Donatello.” He offered you his hand. “But, uh, everyone calls me Donnie.”

“Nice to meet you, Donnie.”

“N-nice to meet you too. I’m just not used to people reacting to me…that way. Usually it’s more screaming and um…” he looked to April pointedly. “Passing out.”

“I like to think I’m pretty open-minded.” You smirked.

“Well, it’s refreshing to say the least.” He smiled and then looked to April. “So now about that tech…”

***

After you met Donnie, it was only a matter of time before he asked you out. Or more realistically, until you were dropping so many hints that he finally realized you liked him and that he should ask you out. And so he did, and he had never been happier. Now, every time you walked by him, he earned a peck on the cheek. Anytime he was sitting on the couch was an excuse for you to sit beside him and hold his hand or pull his arm around you or sit on his lap. Every act of PDA, no matter how small, always flustered him without fail.

It was adorable.

Today, you were camped out in his lab, half watching while he worked, half reading a book you had brought.

“Hey darling, can you hand me the vial on top of that shelf?” Donatello, being 6’7” had forgotten that you were 5’2”. Despite this, you replied.

“Sure, babe.” And pulled him waaay down for a kiss on the cheek before dragging the extra stool over below the shelf. It took you a few seconds to steady yourself on the haphazard hunk of wood. You reached up on your tippy-toes, wobbling the slightest bit, and once you grabbed it, the stool tipped backward, causing Donnie’s head to whip around in your direction at the sudden noise. But being as nimble as you were, you had managed to land on your feet.

“Oh my God, are you okay? Are you hurt? Did you twist anything? I am so sorry, I forgot you were so short! This is my fault! I-”

“Donnie, I’m fine.” You assured him. “It’s okay. Here’s your thingy.” You handed the thing to him and he set it on his desk before returning to dote on you some more.

“Is it swollen? Can I look? Get up on the desk and let me-”

Donnie, I’m fine.” You told him, although more exasperated this time. He looked down at you from his towering height. “Really, I am. Gymnast, remember? I always land on my feet.”

“I’m sorry. I just want to make sure that you’re okay. I don’t know what I’d do if you ever got hurt.” He rubbed the back of his neck. You reached up and grabbed the tails of his bandana and then promptly pulled him down for a long, soft kiss. His face flushed three different shades of red.

“I’m fine. I love you, Donatello.”

“I l-love you too,” he stuttered, a shy grin tugging at his lips. You pecked his snout for good measure.

“I smell pizza. Wanna go check it out?” you offered him your hand, which he gladly took in his own.

@shybabylovestmnt

Probably me while watching Riverdale Season 2:

Archie no

FRANK is alive!!

Oh Cheryl, what have you done?! Look who’s the hobo now!

Betty YASSSS

Not everything is about your dad Veronica jesus christ

My poor little Juggie!!! 

How is Jughead SO attractive?! omg

Oh the Varchie shower scene, time for a snack break!

FP stop being so hot

Cheryl come on, please stop talking in hashtags

Bughead just did that!

I’d love to announce that I’m officially deceased. That Bughead scene was too much

THat leather jacket

all the serpents are so hot holy shit

Hot Dog you cute little thingy

Random Stupid But Cool Sentence List Thingy ;D
  1. “Do I really miss this person or am I just horny?" 
  2. “You look like a broken condom.” 
  3. “You treated me like shit when we were kids and now all of a sudden you want to be best friends? Bitch bye!” 
  4. “Looks like a demon to me.” 
  5.  “I gotta go my battery is at 84%” 
  6. “You were paid to go out with me?” 
  7. “I can’t believe I got drunk last night it feels like I ate worms…..oh I did?” 
  8. “You want me to summon an evil demon with you? Sure!” 
  9. “I don’t think that’s a good idea….let’s do it!”
  10. “Fergalicious is my jam!” 
  11. “I’m drowning in a pile of unicorn poop and it’s all your fault.” 
  12. “Why is there a crocodile in your bathtub?” 
  13. “Oh, you think I’m cute when I’m mad? I’m about to be gorgeous!”
  14. “At times likes these you gotta ask yourself….what would Batman do?”
  15. “MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY-” “If you continue that line, I SWEAR I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE VAGINA/DICK!”
  16. “How many fingers am I holding up?” “…Zebra.” “My dude are you okay?”
  17. “That’s it!! I’m done!! My life sucks!! I wish I was dead!” “You got a freaking 98% on the test! What is WRONG with you!!?”
  18. “I’m sorry, I see your lips moving, I know you’re speaking but I don’t understand what you’re saying beCAUSE I DON’T SPEAK LITTLE BITCH!”
  19. “I just shaved, feel my legs!”
  20. “If I could go back to that day we met, I probably would just stay in bed.”
  21. “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest cock…just let that sink in.”
  22. “Wow, I’m so gay.”
  23. “I wanna be in a coma just to see how it feels like.”
  24. “Can I kick you?”
  25. “Was that an insult?’
  26. “Let’s watch the stars together tonight!”
  27. “Kiss me, you dumb dumb.”
  28. “Satan is daddy af.”
  29. “I’m sorry to break it to you but I’m a virgin.”
  30. “She’s not emo, she’s just an art student.”
  31. “Is that a tattoo of a sock?”
  32. “I don’t want a man, I just want wifi, food, and money.”
  33. “I am shooketh!”
  34. “No means no!”
  35. “Eww get it off of me!”
  36. “If he still got kik, he’s too young for you.”
  37. “Tell me I’m pretty before I shoot you in the dick!”
  38. “I just bought plane tickets to (your dream vacation), pack your bags and let’s go!”
  39. “I missed you so much!” “Really? You didn’t text or called me though, you fake bitch.”
  40. “I love myself so much!”
2p as Lady Gaga’s Songs

2p Japan: Poker Face

I won’t tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

‘Cause I’m bluffin’ with muffin


2p Italy: Monster

Look at him, look at me

That boy is bad and honestly

He’s a wolf in disguise

But I can’t stop staring in those evil eyes


2p Germany: John Wayne

Blue collar and a red-state treasure

Love junkie on a three-day bender

His grip, so hard, eyes glare

Trouble like mug shot


2p South Italy: Telephone

Hello, hello baby, you called, I can’t hear a thing

I have got no service in the club, you see

What did you say? Oh, you’re breaking up on me

Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kind busy


2p Prussia: Million Reasons

I bow down to pray

I try to make the worst seem better

Lord show me the way

To cut through all his worn out leather


2p Austria: G.U.Y

I don’t need to be in top

To know I’m worth it

‘Cuz I’m strong enough to know the truth


2p Russia: Judas

I couldn’t love a man so purely

Even prophets forgave his goofy way

I’ve learned love is like a brick you can

Build a house or sink a dead body


2p China: Paparazzi

I’m your biggest fan

I’ll follow you

Until you love me

Papa-paparazzi


2p France: You and I

You taste like whiskey when you kiss me awe

I’d give anything again to be your babydoll

This time I’m not leaving without you


2p America: Just Dance

What’s goin’on on the floor?

I love this record, baby, but I can’t see straight anymore

Keep it cool, what’s the name of this club?

I can’t remember, but It’s alright


2p Canada: Alejandro

He hides true love

En su bolsillo

He’s got a halo around her finger

Around you


2p England: Freakshow

‘Cause I guarantee you’ve never seen

A show like this before

Gonna show you something

That you can’t ignore

Cheesecake Shirt

The last time Niall dated was back in high school but that was years ago when everything was simpler.Now he’s dating again and it feels like a brand new experience because all the things he knew about dating felt obsolete.

Niall remembers his date from hell with a girl Louis set him up with a few weeks ago.The girl,Megara, waltzed in the restaurant,to the back of the room for privacy reasosn, a few minutes late in a blue velvet dress that was clinging to her body and a pair a undeniably painful transparent heels.

The conversation was flowing fairly well throughout the wining and dining and Niall was having a good time until the waiter brought out the desert and Megara asked ,in her thick New Jersey accent, am I your bae or nah?The waiter was still setting the plates in front of them and Niall briefly caught the jump of his eyebrows the smallest trace of a shock on the young man’s face.Megara was straight backed in her chair,one hand holding the stem of her wine goblet.Her voice seemed so casual like the question was just off the top of her head but her eyebrow was was rapidly rising to touch her hairline said something differently.

Now,Liam educated Niall well enough for him to know that bae means shit so obviously Niall said no.Plain and simple then reclined coolly in his chair.The poor girl in front of him stared at him with her mouth wide open and eyes blown wide ,momentarily reminding Niall of a goldfish.Recovering,she smiled darkly,eyes narrowed like a leopard’s when angry.She pressed the bowl of the wine glass to her cheek before laughing lowly.Niall chuckled nervously before starting to ask what was wrong.The following series of events went by in a haze and Niall had no time to dodge the slice of cheesecake that was coming his way.

 Megara burst into a fit of anger before leaving in a huff,heels clacking against the flooring and muttering that Niall was a fuckboy.

Driving home,Niall was confused even more so when Harry came over the next morning to hear about the date.

“She asked you what?”,Harry asked ,his head turning to watch Niall, voice higher at the end and his face scrunched up in confusion.

“She asked if she was my bae,”,Niall said trailing off.

They were out on Niall’s back porch,the sound of the mid morning birds chirping and leaves rustling in the breeze.They were leaning against the railing on the elbows, drinks in hand.Harry head retracted to meet his neck giving him a double chin and his eyes looked bewildered while he mouthed the word bae. “Then when I said no she threw her cheesecake in m'face,”,Niall continued. Harry was serious for a second before giggling.In a moment’s glance he was hunched over the railing laughing his lungs out when he heard Niall got cheesecake in his face.

“Oh ho!You got cheesecake in yo face-”,Harry rushed out,voice coated in giggles but was cut off my his own bout of hyena-like laughter.

Niall rolled his eyes and looked away from his curly haired friend,cheeks and ears burning a scarlet red.Harry laughed and sputtered before coughing and heaving with tears at the corners of his eyes before the laughter picked back up again.When it died down to giggling then he composed himself,clearing his throat and wiping away his tears with his ringed fingers,leaning on the railing.

“Niall,she means before anyone else…you know bae,”Harry said,”It’s a term girls like to hear guys say to them.”

Niall looked dumbfounded,”How tha bleddy hell was I s’ppose t’know that?”

Harry draped a loose arm around Niall’s shoulder,”Niall,calm down mate,I’ll enlighten you..but first hit me with that cheesecake story again…oh-aha hit me!’’

As Harry goes over some phrases and terms Niall thinks of himself as a bit silly for letting himself become so rusty in the dating department but can you blame him?His job keeps his schedule packed and when he wasn’t working,bet your ass he was sleeping or watching a series on Netflix and that regime didn’t allow much free time to brush up on his knowledge of the dating world.

The second date was planned badly because Niall did a half-assed job of absorbing some of Harry’s teaching and the girl was glued to her phone the entire time.Niall stayed 30 minutes,(trying to engage her in conversation but she wasn’t interested in it) before going to a Burger King to get dinner for himself instead.

He and the boys laugh about it over some beers and Niall feels a lot better after he talked to them even though it was embarrasing.They give him some pointers and some terms the “hip youngsters” use and set him up on another date.This time it’s with one of Liam’s friends ,y/n.

When Niall enters the posh restaurant he’s buzzing with energy and confidence because this is the face of a man who knows what he’s doing.Harry leant him a white button up but the light wash jeans and shoes are both Niall’s.

Somewhere between him striding across the hardwood floor to the table his confidence fizzled out and his eloquence was gone with the wind.Maybe it was when he saw you and how beautiful y/n looked under the soft golden lighting,hair down and cascading around her shoulders like waves.You stood and shook his hand,a pleasant smile on your face before smoothing out her mossy green t-shirt dress to sit again.

Louis said to start conversation with a joke but did y/n get the joke?Does she not like llamas?Was that one of Harry’s jokes?Shit please don’t think I’m not funny… or crazy.Niall’s already nervous and now he’s overthinking everything.

y/n asked about sports Niall is interested in and he starts saying things like Neymar’s hairstyles are goals and you know they are but why say ‘goals’ there?

Y/n says she loves Beyonce because Queen Bey encourages positivity in people and he says Beyonce slays.

Y/n’s confused because Liam talked about him in such high esteem,why was he being so shallow?

Niall’s tapping his foot anxiously because he wants nothing more than to crawl into bed and watch Game of Thrones now.He’s already shamed himself enough.This isn’t like Niall it’s like an idiot using all these dumb references.It may have worked for the other guys but not for him.

“Niall,are you ok?You..you’ve been acting off all evening,”,y/n asks eyebrow arched perfectly in question,pink luscious lips slightly pouted.

“Yeah,never been better…am I you’re bae or nah,y/n?”

She looks up at him with a bitch really look on her face because did he really just ask that?

Niall is grateful they haven’t ordered desert yet and there’s nothing to ruin this shirt because it’s Harry’s and he needs to return it clean.

“You do realise bae means crap right?”

Niall is red with embarrassment and wants to shrivel up and cry and hide under the table.

“Be real with me here,why have you been saying all these things?You sound like a teenager.”

Niall tells her everything.Every cringy detail about the past two dates and the boys ‘helping’ him with his dating.You don’t laugh you just smile and sigh.

“Can I tell you a secret?”,you ask.

“Sure.”

“If it were up to me,I would have happily eaten a box or two of pizza with you or some jello no bake cheesecake because this joint is far too fancy for my liking,”you say scrunching up your nose at the silky red table cloth,chandelier and the waiters buzzing around.

Niall laughs whole heartedly,smiling a toothy grin.

“If we’re still being real,I’d be wearing sweat pants too because God knows I can’t dress myself,”,you continue.

“But you look so pretty…I don’t get it,”,Niall says shocked because you look stunning even in this simple outfit.

“Oh my friends dressed me and did this make-up,“,she says smiling and waving a dismissive hand,“everytime I try to do that winged eye thingy I poke myself in the eyeball,I don’t know how though,“she laughs at herself and Niall laughs along with her.

“Harry dressed me tonight in one of his shirts.I,personally, would have liked to wear my grey jumper and be all cozy,”

You gasp and nod in quick succession,“Sameee,but my friends told me the restaurant is too fancy for that,”

It’s half past nine when you leave the restaurant with Niall and he waits with you for a taxi.It’s late and you’re wearing heels that are waging war against the soles of your feet so you strip yourself of them and surrender.Niall’s holding your heels now and you’re wiggling your toes happily against the cold concrete.Niall’s just standing there listening to the sound of the car horns while trying not to look like a creep when he’s inhaling your strawberry scented shampoo.Out of the blue you wrap his free arm around your waist and he blushes but you smile contently,feeling little sparks go off where his hand lay and squeezed the skin the softly.

You pass the time playing I spy and talking about football but your cab pulls up and you have to go.You kiss him goodbye and slip him your phone number telling him to call you tonight.Niall nods and you take your shoes from him,clambering into the back of the cab.

Niall sighs happily and when he gets home he calls you making sure you got home safe before he gets into bed,smiling into his pillow before drifting off to sleep.

The thought struck him late that night and wakes him from his slumber.He’s a hopeless romantic but that doesn’t mean he’s useless.In the new fangled days of relationships he may not know everything but he knows he’s a true gentleman…and the owner of a cheesecake stained shirt.

Class 1×8 aka Last time I cried that much was with the Death Cure

The episode where we decide whether Ellie gets to live or not.

1)It’s happening and I’m not ready

2)Okay so the “what’s next” showed Ram’s dad and now in “previously” it showed him and Ram hugging and I’m scared

3)HOW?!WTF?!SHE’S PREGNANT?!

4)April is going to sing!!!Yay!!!

5)Okay she’s no Rachel Berry,but oh my God that’s so good

6)It reminds me of the Middle-Age,back in the time of castles and all

7)It has only been 2 minutes and all I’m getting is angst

8)THERE’S A CRACK

9)My favourite babies are hugging!Go Charlie/April bromance!!!!

10)I’m definetly not ready

11)Back again with the red eyes

12)WAIT NO!

13)RAM’S DAD!!!!

14)NOOOOOOOOO

15)ELLIE NO WHY?!

16)I CAN’T

17)RUN RAM RUN

18)Last time I’m listening to the theme song…I’m not crying

But for the sake of it…

WE GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

19)“He’s gone"OKAY I’M CRYING

20)Matteusz,please tell me nothing bad will happen to you

21)Babies in love

22)Ellie might have a chance at living

23)Aw Charlie is so precious,he cares about everyone

24)Black is the colour of my soul

25)RAM :-(

26)Not Marlie too

27)Please ignore statement number 22

28)Yes make that promise

29)Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!

30)DAMN IT QUILL

31)I have no idea what is going on

32)Please explain

33)Please don’t give her a gun

34)Don’t push it pregnant lady!

35)HURT MY KIDS AND IMMA BEGIN A WAR WITH YOU

36)Tanya be kinder to your mother

37)WHAT?!

38)WHAT?!

39)ELLIE I HATE YOU

40)NOOOOO

41)HER MOTHER GOT IMPALED

42)IF ANY OTHER AWESOME PARENTS DIE I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

43)Ram dear…he’ll find you everywhere

44)They’ve killed about all the people that matter to Ram,I understand why he’s angry

45)What is this show doing to me?I swear I hadn’t had so many feels since The Death Cure

46)NO

47)LET APRIL’S MUM GO YOU SHADOW THINGY

48)Yeah take your unborn children into battle,Quill.What a wonderful idea!

49)Tanya baby!

50)I just learned that April’s mother’s name is Jackie.Why didn’t I notice that earlier?

51)If this episode wasn’t so sad,I would be a slut for Quill as a mother figure

52)Awwwwww

53)Tanya just realised Quill is pregnant

54)Well tough luck Tanya dear, everyone wants to use the cabinet!

55)It’s a class circle

56)Tanya is not thinking straight

57)DON’T YOU DARE

58)Matteusz is worried and so am I

59)CHARLIEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO

60)FUCK NO!MATTEUSZ WILL NOT BE NUMBER 5

61)FUCK

62)THIS WAS WHY ELLIE WAS SO WORRIED

63)But wait he has only killed two…FUCK

64)Okay there’s now a shadow in Charlie’s heart and this can not end well

65)Oh how wonderful!My two faves will probably die!

66)It is pretty hopeless

67)Yes because Ram and April running away will solve everything

68)We’re not even half way there and I’m crying

69)At least the scene with Charlie pointing a gun at Dorothea is funny

70)Yes,she does know a lot of things she shouldn’t

71)SLAY CHARLIE SLAYYYYY

72)SLAY MARLIE SLAYYYYYY

73)I think the fact that April had alien blood in her veins sort of played a part in her being so badass

74)Jesus Christ?

75)Oh look!Another crack!

76)Oh fuck,Tanya saw her brothers

77)OH FOR BRENDON URIE’S SAKE

78)He kills two at the same time now?!

79)THIS WAS JUST CRUEL

80)TANYA KICKED THE SHADOW THINGY!OH MY GOD HER BROTHERS MIGHT NOT DIE

81)SLAY QUILL SLAYYYYY

82)MARLIE!MARLIE!MARLIE!

83)“Please don’t go where I can’t follow"WHEN DID THIS BECOME STAR WARS?!BLOODY HELL

84)"We have a problem"no shit Sherlock

85)Quill is going to teach Tanya how to fight!!!

86)Sarcasm is one’s self defense

87)Quill’s hormones are kicking in

88)Ram is gone and I want him to drag his lazy arse back here and help

89)Yeah April probably admits that she loves Ram because…well they are going to die

90)Charlie realised that Tanya is with Quill and is shocked af

91)YES TANYA WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS BAD BUT GUESS WHAT?RAM LOST HIS DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM WANTING TO SACRIFISE APRIL,JACKIE AND CHARLIE

92)What is going on with April?

93)YES MATTEUSZ TALK SOME SENSE HERE!

94)BECAUSE QUILL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOUR BRAIN AND IF CA:CW HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING IS THAT REVENGE IS NOT THE ANSWER.

You do not fight genocide with genocide

95)Honey,I was 14 too and I know better than to act when I’m angry

96)Oh you stopped shouting now?

97)NO FUCK NO FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT

98)SHADOW THINGY GOT MY SON

99)HE GOT MATTEUSZ

100)FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

101)Ram heard the message…thank Heavens

102)BACK AGAIN WITH THE SHADOW THINGY AND MATTIE

103)ELLIE I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL STOP TALKING TO YOU

104)CHARLIE AND I WILL KILL THE SHADOW KIN TOGETHER

105)Fuck April is here too

106)RAM PLEASE COME BACK

107)April wants to sacrifise herself…omg I can’t

108)OH FOR GOD’S SAKES WHY ARE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITES SUFFERING?

109)When I said I wanted more bromance between April and Charlie I did not mean it like that

110)No don’t kill April!

111)WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!

112)HOW DID THEY INVADE THEIR SHADOWS?!

113)THIS IS SO HARD AND EMOTIONAL

114)I’M SOOOOO CONFUSED

115)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

116)I’M DONE

117)I’M SOOOOO DONE

118)MY DAUGHTER IS DEAD

119)APRIL IS DEAD AND I’M DYING TOO

120)RAM IS HERE AND HE’S PROBABLY ALSO MENTALLY DYING LIKE I AM

121)WHAT THE FUCK?!

122)WHAT THE FUCK?

123)NO!

124)FUCKING NO

125)FUCK NO

126)FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK

127)ΤΙ ΜΑΛΑΚΙΕΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΑΥΤΕΣ ΓΑΜΩ ΤΟ ΣΠΙΤΙ ΣΑΣ?!ΠΟΙΟΣ ΠΑΠΑΡΑΣ ΣΚΕΦΤΗΚΕ ΑΥΤΕΣ ΤΙΣ ΜΑΛΑΚΙΕΣ ΜΗΝ ΧΕΣΩ?!ΓΑΜΩ ΤΟ ΣΠΙΤΙ ΣΑΣ! ΓΑΜΩΤΟ ΜΟΥ!ΤΙ ΣΤΟ ΔΙΑΟΛΟ?!ΔΕΝ ΤΟΝ ΔΕΧΟΜΑΙ!ΑΡΝΟΥΜΑΙ ΝΑ ΔΕΧΤΩ ΤΕΤΟΙΕΣ ΠΑΠΑΡΙΕΣ!

128)I KNOW RAM!I KNOW THAT CHARLIE KILLED HER BUT OH MY GODDDDDD

129)FUCKING HELL

130)*spits out tea*CHARLIE IS NOW THE KING?!

131)OH MY GOD NO

132)HE’S GONNA USE THE CABINET

133)FUCKING HELL

134)FUCK EVERYTHING

135)FUCK

136)MATTEUSZ IS ME AGAIN!PLEASE DON’T!!!!

137)NOOOOO I CAN’T LOSE MY SON TOO

138)YES CHARLIE!MATTEUSZ IS RIGHT!PLEASE DON’T DO THIS

139)ELLIE I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

140)I’M CRYING

141)THE SHADOW THINGY ALMOST STRUCK QUILL RIGHT IN THE BELLY!

142)THANK GOD TANYA KNOCKED HIM OUT!I CAN’T HANDLE MORE DEATHS

143)NOOOOOOO

144)I’M CRYING

145)APRIL’S DEAD AND HER MOTHER KNOWS

146)I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME

147)I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

148)IS HE ALIVE?

149)OH MY BLOODY HELL CHARLIE IS STILL ALIVE

150)PLEASE BE ALRIGHT

151)NEVERMIND FALSE ALARM…HE’S DYING

152)FUCK

153)FUCKITY FUCK

154)YES MISS QUILL SAVE MY BABY CHARLIE!!!

155)WAIT NO!

156)THAT WENT TO RAM WTF?!

157)Is this Heaven or a church?

158)I don’t give a fuck about Dorothea and her beliefs,I want to know what is happening to my children!

159)"Then it is a shame"that the poor groom’s bride is a whore

160)What the hell was that statue?

161)What is even the Arrival?

162)"What happened?!"I’ve been asking the same thing since the very beginning

163)MY BABY CHARLIE IS ALIVE

164)HE’S TRAUMATISED BUT ALIVE

165)What the bloody hell?A SHADOW THINGY GOT UP

166)Oh fuck it isn’t a shadow thingy…it’s the Shadow Thingy

167)WHAT THE FUCK?!

168)I WAS FURIOUS AND CRYING AND NOW I’M JUST LAUGHING

169)The Shadow Thingy is April holy fuck

170)Holy fuck,Ellie might live after all

171)Actually screw that because it’s over

172)Is there going to be a season 2?

173)I swear if there isn’t,I’m going to explode

I think we took some important lessons today:

-Do not let me get into new fandoms

-Ellie is evil

-I swear a lot when anxious

-I’m super mad and sad

-Ellie is evil

I also need a hug :-(

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also if youre interested heres what i did for the “fake a hiveswap trailer” thing

i was pretty far from finished. the face, horns and hoodie were placeholders that i planned to reanimate to look better. then i would have painted a background and added some special lighting effects. maybe one more scene. oh, and i was going to make a final scene with the hiveswap logo and some arbitrary release date, like “August 2017″ or something

in the end i stopped working on it because i decided posting all of that and pretending it was real would have been a massive massive dick move. also i didnt feel like it

anonymous asked:

I did the cc hand sign thingy in my schools photo thing when they asked us to do a wacky pose and I freaked out and did that (my teachers are gonna think it's a gang sign oh gosh)

hate to break it to you

its worse than a gang sign (look up shocker gesture)

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//VOLTRON S2 (finally finished) E5//.

OH. BOI.
It felt like forever to finish this episode
… maybe because of the pausing to cry every 4-5 seconds.

BUT
let’s start from the beginning.
I just thought it was cute that Keith’s and Lances drone did this bumping each other hehe

also this episode is what i call the “klance episode” cause..
elevator thingies happened …

I already posted a picture where I prayed that It was Keith wanting to enter the elevator with lance AND OH BOI WAS I RIGHT
I literally squealed when it happened I’m not even sorry
and CAN WE PLEASE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT LANCE IS ONE FUCKING GORGEOUS BOY? (I mean .. no offence. Emo boy is a handsome boy too but lance argh I love him)

They both look so tired aw they deserve everything in the world.

Up top you can see the “were boyfriends we already look confused the same way” look. I very much enjoy this.

Other than this, while sliding down this tunnel thing you can (again) see my only two personalities:

mr darkmcdark dark “im too cool to scream fuck off I’m not scared this ain’t even scary”

and

Mr “oh no no no no no WERE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE no help.. we’re gonna die I don’t wanna die I’m too handsome to die”

No inbetween.

EXTRA: Hunk and coran coran the gorgeous man SAVED THE DAY YEY

SUPER DOOPER EXTRA: Allura and Shiro (aka spacemom and spacedad) kinda holding hands you’re welcome (I don’t even ship it that much but that warmed my heart.)