Legally Blonde au (w one difference) where Jim is Elle, Spock is Emmett and Bones is Paulette.
Jim goes to law school to prove to his crush he can be enough. Spock helps him study and realises Jim has something worth nurturing.
Bones runs a walk in medical center and Jim swings by a fair bit after getting patched up once. Bones’ ex is a problem and Jim helps him get his pet tortoise back.
Spock has a spare job as a mail delivery guy (this is where i deviate from legally blonde canon) and he comes by the medical centre and he and Bones get surprisingly steamy.
After Jim gets his big win at the murder case w the perm game changer he sees Spock and Bones having a serious flirt. Jim offers to let them date, he’ll be happy with his career, but they both explain, tripping over each others words, that they want Jim too. Cue legally successful mcspirk au.
You know, every time, when Spock and Mccoy are arguing, Kirk looks at them with that wily smile… like he know something about those two, like he ships them
Person (someone unknown):*asks about Enterprise ofc* So captain, what is this ship name? Kirk:*stares at Spock and McCoy’s “dispute”* spones Person: … Kirk: … Kirk: Oh! You mean… I… Enterprise. It’s Enterprise
*awkward Shatner’s smile*