oh kashi

let’s just talk for a moment here. 

I’m gonna say itLena Luthor loves Kara Danvers. loves her. and there are soooo many reasons why. 

first, let’s just list the reasons off the bat, then I’ll explain my reasonings. 

  • donuts
  • lip bites/glances/looks
  • the thirst factor
  • food dates
  • meeting Alex
  • gala
  • flowers
  • her heroics
  • “I’ve never stood behind a man” 
  • “I’m here for you, if you still want that”
  • “I miss you”
  • “I didn’t see your name on the by line”/ “unquit”
  • “I trust you”/Catco
  • heart emoji

ok let’s get started:

first, the doughnuts.

 lena is known for eating healthy. she drinks kombucha. she gets kara to probably eat vegetables. y’know the regular. probably is on a no carb diet. we never see her eating anything bad, because she’s probably been preened all her life to be picture perfect and eat only what’s good for you. but here comes her bff, her gal pal kara danvers, traipsing in with a bag of doughnuts. this happened a couple times, actually. lena indulged in a doughnut for kara. 

the lip bites, holy fuck. I’m going to tie this in with the glances too. because holy mother of god. 

lena is always checking kara out, biting her lip (most likely surprising moans bc hot damn she’s in love with this woman) and the looks. the looks of. pure. unadulterated. love. 

I mean you cannot tell me the look on lena’s face is anything but love? come on. even a blind man could tell. 

next, lena’s thirst factor. 

girl, she is always, always, (almost) always seen with a drink when around kara! 

exhibit A: their first meeting, lena has to pause and get herself a damn glass of water

exhibit B: granted, yes they’re at a restaurant, but lena’s got an almost empty glass, bc hot damnvers kara is something. (lets take in account that kara’s glass is empty)

exhibit C: in the most recent episode 3.01, lena is yet again, shown pouring herself some water bc girl is thirsty af 

exhibit D: oh looky here, Lena’s getting a drink. I am pretty sure Kara just makes her speechless and she needs water to talk

exhibit E: y’all see where I’m going with this, right?

their brunch/lunch/dinner/kombucha dates

lena always seems to have a food date with kara. always. I mean it’s one thing to have one on occasion but they’re known to have these? and I know damn well that kara isn’t always the one to initiate them. lena is probably the one to invite her because she’s rich and offers to feed kara’s immense appetite. 

what about the first time lena was introduced to Alex properly?

this. this is the face of jealousy. she shows up unannounced at kara’s apartment (where’d she even get kara’s address?) and sees this beautiful woman in kara’s apartment and she’s jealous af, and Alex doesn’t let on anything. doesn’t, for a split second, let on that she’s kara’s sister, because I’m pretty sure she knew what Lena’s thoughts were. she knew for a flash of a second, lena was actually jealous, but ew gross, kara is her sister, and that’s when kara finally speaks up, and Lena’s face softens, and she remembers what she actually came over for… 

the gala

she invites, not only kara and supergirl to the gala, but kara’s man friend, mike of the interns, because she doesn’t care. if kara’s friends with this person, she figures she can trust this person too, who tf cares if you met them five seconds ago and could’ve easily told him “It’s an elite party, and I’m inviting kara as my plus one, sorry” but no, she extends an invitation to mike of the interns…

the flowers: plumerias

these are plumerias, for anyone who hasn’t seen them before. they come in all different colors, ranging from blues, pinks, purples, melon, peach, yellow and white. they are an exotic flower, and a bit hard to come by. they have to be imported, usually from Hawaii. they have a few different meanings, but in Chinese, they symbolize love. they mean “I love you” and “you are special” 

and kara’s office, just so happens to be overflown with flowers, most likely plumerias because she mentioned they remind her of her mother, and lena would totally import those flowers and fill her office as a thank you to saving her just because she loves kara. and you know damn well she knows what those flowers mean. she’s smart, we’ll touch on this fact later.

lena being a hero

she is.. its a fact. whether it’s supergirl or kara danvers’s hero, national city’s hero, or anyone’s hero, lena is a hero. 

lena chooses kara and being the hero and will always choose kara and being the hero. when it came to saving jack or saving supergirl, she chose kara over her ex-lover. and we can probably assume that because a) lena is young and b) lena is a luthor, jack was probably her only real relationship. she did love him, you could tell with the emotion from the kiss and even the relaxed-ness of her date with him, they were friends. and she did miss is company, though she wouldn’t date him again. yet then it comes to kara, as supergirl, and she has to choose whether to save jack or end his life to save national city’s hero. she chooses to let jack go, therefore ultimately killing him so she can save kara. she also saves kara’s man child boyfriend from the evil daxamite guard. by shooting him with an alien gun. and she and Winn made whatever that thing was under the table at the gala and it stopped those evildoers from attacking supergirl, and the kicker, my favorite, saving the whole population of national city, not once, but fucking twice.

in s2e8 lena, after finding out her mother is the ringleader of CADMUS, and kara ultimately yells at her and accuses her of knowing what her mother did, etc, still saves national city. she undermines her mother, weasels her way onto her mother’s good side, double-crosses her and makes the medusa virus inert, therefore saving national city’s population of aliens when the only friend she had hated her for the moment. she could’ve easily just given in and killed all the aliens, but she didn’t. she chose to save them because she loves kara and her pro-alien bleeding heart views, even when they sometimes disagree and fight. 

and then again in s2e22, lena, and with the help of Lillian, build a device to rid the planet of the daxamites invading earth. a device that sends out lead into the atmosphere. and she knows what it’ll do. she knows that it’s going to send Mon-el away, and you know she was lowkey happy about that, but she knows it’ll put kara through hell, yet she let’s kara make the ultimate decision to choose whether to go on with it, and kara does. supergirl tells them to use the device. and lena yet again, saves everyone, all because she loves kara and kara is her hero.

and let’s not forget the best time lena was a hero and shot Corbin, therefore saving none other than Special Agent Alex Danvers with the DEO… hot damn, she’s my hero.

lena’s never stood behind a man

*eh hem* I’ll just leave these here. two examples of lena never standing behind a man, because she’s independent and fierce, but Kara is always protecting her and she lets kara/supergirl. we know damn well lena can hold her own, she is a Luthor after all, but she lets kara take the forefront and she stands behind her with grace and poise and love and admiration. 

“I’m here for you, if you still want that”

Lena knows the hell kara is going through. she knows that kara lost her man child thing of a boyfriend she liked for five days. and kara is going through hell. and yet, she’s still cautious. I think this is one of the most significant things ever and we’re going to dissect for a second here. in the second image: kara tells lena “I’m right here” letting lena know she can talk to her and she wants her to, she’s almost willing her to. 

yet in the top image, lena adds the “if you still want that”. she is letting kara know a few things here. a) that she feels guilty over the lead being released in the atmosphere b) she doesn’t want to use kara, because she’s not a talker herself. her walls are always built up so sturdy until kara breaks them down with her super strength and c) she doesn’t want to lose kara. she’s letting her know she’s there if kara wants her because its kara’s choice. she’s not going to force kara into being her friend just because kara is the only friend she has in national city and she will be ready to help kara any way she needs when the time comes. 

“I miss you” 

this also follows with the “if you still want that” because she’s telling kara that she’s being ignored, but she’s not pushing. she knows that kara is distancing herself. but she still lets kara know in a subtle way that she’s still here, she still loves her and that she truly misses her best friend. she just misses her. she misses Kara Danvers, the girl she’s falling in love with more and more as each day passes.

“I didn’t see your name on the by line”/”unquit”

now, first off, kara does anything lena suggests. Lena suggests, she become a reporter and guess who becomes one? Kara. lena tells her in such an unprofessional manner to “unquit” her job. and according to my laptop, unquit isn’t even a word, yet it came out of poised, perfect, prestined Lena Luthor’s mouth. “unquit” 

so kara unquits, and lena sends a heart emoji

a red heart emoji. man, do I have some words about this. Lena, you little lesbian in love with your bestie, damn. lena could’ve easily replied back with a “okay” or “sounds great” or even a “see you tomorrow!” or if we’re going the emoji route: a smiley face, a thumbs up, or fuck idk, a yellow heart? because lena is very, very, very smart. and we all know she knows the meanings that colors represent. like how yellow means happiness, friendship, sunshine, and energy, yet miss luthor sent kara a red heart. red meaning love, passion, heat. you can’t tell me she doesn’t know what they meant. she could’ve replied with so many different ways, yet she chooses a red heart.

and lets not forget the last points: lena buys fricken catco–– “I trust you”

lena “I bought your job for you and I have no fucking idea how to run catco” luthor bought a multimillion dollar corporation so a sexist bottle of cheap cologne couldn’t and she has literally no idea how to run the company, yet she’s enlisting and trusting her best friend and the woman she likes to run it with her. she bought kara a company. because kara asked and she 

lena just dropped everything, and potentially could ruin her career for this woman, and she did it all out of love. 

she even admits to not even knowing how to run the place! yet, just because kara asked, she did it. kara says “jump” and lena asks “how high”. the girl will do anything for the woman she loves. 

anyway, so those are my thoughts and reasonings as to why I believe lena is in love with kara. you can agree or disagree, leave your opinions if you like, but if you’re anti-supercorp please do not leave your opinion. 

*please note: gifs and pictures are NOT mine and I will not take credit for them, I simply borrowed them from the internet. also I stg if the gifs don’t load I will cry, I don’t know if they actually will, let’s hope.

edit: none of the gifs loaded I hate everything… oh fucking well, you get my point and y’all probably know what each gif is a scene of anyway… fml


This is the hand he holds. He prefers holding his sword to my hand, but he holds your hand dearer than any sword.

anonymous asked:

Please kill Archer. He thinks he can mess with my boyfriend.

°˖✧ { @kashiings​ } ✧˖°

            ———❝ Hello, Kessler? You will not believe the type of shit I’m dealing with because you can’t keep your dick in your pants and your fangs to yourself. ❞

foxfaiiry  asked:

naruto, kakashi, itachi, and minato reacting to their s/o pranking them with the sexy jutsu!

Ooh! I love this idea~ I started writing the Kakashi one first and forgot that this was suppose to be a prank >~


Konohamaru sure was one to give such wild ideas. For instance, he had taught you—what he would say was one of his best jutsus—the sexy jutsu. At first, you refused learning something like that from a mere child, but somehow he got to you.

“How’s this, Konohamaru?” You say to him. But apparently he was too busy gawking at you to even answer.



The new voice that had chimes from behind you caused you to turn around, and so you found yourself locking your eyes on a mouth-watering Naruto.

“Hehehe, [Name]-chan, you did well one the boob compartment.” He snickers dryly.

Oh jeez, he looked like he had just seen the biggest bowl of ramen ever, and was offered it for free. The attention focused on you seemed flattering for a short while until his gaze started to creep you out.

A sigh escaped your lips, “You’re such a pervert, Naruto.”


Recently Kakashi hadn’t been paying much attention to you. His nose was always stuck in that darned orange book of his! You would constantly try to poke at him, see if he wanted to do anything, but he would always just ignore you or simply talk to you for only a minute or two.

You had to find a way to keep Kakashi’s eyes off of the devil book, which was what led you to the situation now.

“Oh ‘Kashi-kun~” You’d be lying if you said that this wasn’t fun at all.

There in front of you was Kakashi, sitting on his bed with that book of his. He took a peek, it wouldn’t hurt to pay attention to his girlfriend now would it?

This was it, this was your moment, he was finally going to pay attention to you! You had the curves, breasts that were sure to catch his attention, and a cute voice that was alluring enough to definitely grab his attention.

Kakashi took one look at you with a brow raised, you could of sworn his eyes sparkled at the sight of you but he immediately reverted his gaze back to that damned orange book.

“K-Kakashi, YOU JERK!”


Itachi had been looking a bit down lately, more so than his usual face which always look like he was depressed. At first, you ignored it, letting it slide as if it were just another one of his mood swings.

It was getting to you though, so much that you even turn to his partner, Kisame for a little assistance. His idea of assistance had you running for miles away from him, possibly over to someone else who had a better idea of cheering Itachi up. But Kisame wanted to see Itachi’s reaction if you were to sexy it up around him, in a sort of, prankish way. Sure, it was childish but the Akatsuki could have their fun, right?

You hid behind a wall with a bucket of water in your hands (in courtesy of Kisame), with your sexy jutsu currently active. You were fully aware of what Itachi liked in woman, so this was going to be a prank you hoped would be worth something.

Itachi could be heard coming around the corner, in 3..2..1..

“Surprise, Ita-kun!” The bucket of water was dumped all over the said man and you pranced around in victory, allowing your boobs to bounce freely along with your movements.

Itachi would be lying if he said he wouldn’t bend you over and take you right there and then, but he was covered in water, and he was soaking wet, all of which boiled his anger.

Although, “[Name], it’s a shame that this isn’t real. You’re under my genjutsu.”



You knew that Minato was busy with duties, being Hokage and all. But that didn’t stop you from messing around with him, surely he needed something to get through the monotonous day.

This was your plan, you were going to trick him into thinking you’re a new resident looking for a place to stay. Sounded simple enough, although your twist had a hint or perverseness in it.

This jutsu was something that elders would look down upon, not that you cared anyways. You made sure everything was perfect, the curves. the bust size, the butt size, anything this man would fawn over.

One, two, three. Your small fists gently knocked on the Hokage’s door and you allowed your almost naked-self to saunter in his room.

“Hokage-sama, I-I want to stay in your village from now own.” Your seductive voice caught his attention. And from the moment he saw you, a dash of pink layered his skin.

“I-uh, um.” Wow, it seemed like the Hokage was having trouble with his words.

“P-Please dress yourself,” he gulped. It was difficult for him to focus when your gigantic melons were practically shoved in his face all bouncy and perky.

“But Hokage-sama~”

“[Name], please.”

“What,” you deadpanned, “You knew it was me all this time?!”

“Of course,” Minato shook his head in disappointment, “You’re pretty bad at pranking, after all.”

owlygem  asked:

*braces cos there are tons* 25?!?!

25. Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one


I think the characters I made in 2017 can be sorted into three groups;

  • Buncha Bitches, which is a story about cute anthros that me and @clown-moontoon​ occasionally brainstorm about (featured character for this one has GOT to be my beloved dear sweet Pepe)

  • Celestial Bodies, which is a story you and me occasionally brainstorm about (#1 best boy spot for this one goes to Saturn tbh)

  • and My Hero Academia OCs who don’t have a TH folder yet, but which I’m the most devoted to atm to the point where I have like 3 generations of characters at this point. Featured character for this one is clearly Kashi.

  • oh I also made my ridiculous god damned fursona Mil this year.

I’m gonna describe Kashi and I’m gonna make this as short as possible, because the amount of backstory and future-story this kid has at this point is exceedingly long.

Kashi Utau’s quirk is Lyrics, which enables him to create things out of thin air, if the thing he wants to create is as much as mentioned in the lyrics of a song he sings. The quirk comes with a lot of setbacks, some of which are;

  1. if he sings the lyrics even slightly wrong, the spell completely disappears
  2. as soon as the song ends, all effects disappear
  3. strength of spells directly correlates to how well he sings
  4. he does not have limitless voice and his singing progressively weaker the longer he has to fight

Aside from his quirk’s power, which he pretty much perfected with his great memory for song lyrics, excellent use of strategy and his unmatched singing talent, he’s also physically quite strong, and has trained hard to build his short body for defence.

He was raised rich and homeschooled, but in an extremely stifling and exhausting environment, having to take various classes his mom signed him up for every day of the week from morning to late afternoon, giving him no choice in subject matter. While he did grow up into an extremely well educated and well trained person thanks to this, he had no time to make any friends.

Spending all his life practically being groomed to become a perfect hero, he has little trouble getting into UA (he turned down the recommendation and wanted to get in based on his actual skill), where he made his first friends, held a solid position as a class rep and finally had the ability to make his own choices and thread his own path, which helped him to become a wonderful hero.

The Utau hero office, which he established with his father (the hero called “Necromancer - friend of the dead”) after he graduated, strives most of all to provide the feeling of safety and security for the civilians. While the Utau line is perfectly capable to hold up in a fight, their first objective generally tends to be to make sure the civilians are outside the harm’s reach.
They do a lot of patrols, interviews and general community service to keep up the image of heroes serving the people, and are big on public relations.

Kashi quickly became a well beloved hero locally due to his availability and involvement with the community, but rose to fame after All Might’s retirement, when he went above and beyond to keep the people’s morale up after the loss of the Symbol of Peace. He partook in (and helped to organise) tons of social events such as charities and concerts, to remind people that they are still safe.

Kashi got happily married to a contralto singer Ganbareko, and they had three children; older son Tenshi (”Charming Hero: Cavalier”, Quirk: Lyrics), who inherited Kashi’s quirk and prodigy-like abilities, younger son Hibiki (”Hypnosync”, Quirk: Musical Hypnosis), who brought on a lot of struggles to the family due to his repressed insecurities (which they managed to overcome together), and youngest daughter Setsuko (Quirk: Orchestral Hum), who decided to pursue a musician’s career instead of that of a hero.

Kashi retired from pro hero work at about 50 years old, when both of his sons took up the mantle of their own respective hero personas.

Why Midorima sends an angry complaint to Oha Asa

Word Count: 1337
Summary: Crack!AU where Kuroko wakes up thinking he’s in the LOTR-verse. Hijinks ensue.
Notes: This is fresh out of the oven. Happy AkaKuro week! Also, I’m so sorry for writing this. This is purely crack.

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The first thing Kuroko does when he wakes up is check the calendar. He is right, the fated day has come. Today will be the day he will venture out onto his destined path. The seraphs have sung for centuries an ode to this day alone.

Today, Kuroko will fulfill his destiny as the true bearer of the ring. Well, he’s actually delegated that task onto Midorima’s shoulders, his most trusted ally.

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Not putting this under the cut >8T

I’m so sick of tumblr’s awful decisions.
Catering to everyone but the creators of the contend of this goddamn site.
(I really hope that at some point the only blogs left will be spambot porn blogs piling shit on their servers)

Where is my knight in shining armor coming up with a new platform  for us :C
Why is it that the creators have to go through sooo much shit just to make sure they get credited for their work that keeps this site alive.

The recent change with HAVING to PASTE your URL MANUALLY into this goddamn source window is awful! (which by the way I forget in 90% of the time)
It should NOT be MY additional burden to be able to receive credit when other ASSHATS remove my comment which literally erases any further possibility for anyone finding MY ORIGINAL post because tumblr thought this makes sense???
If anything they should make sure it is IMPOSSIBLE to remove the original text!
Sure erase added reblog stuff no problem, but stop BUTCHERING MY POST the text is as much part of it as the art! (and my username most importantly)
Also they made it even easier to delete my comment than before, just have to check the box ‘please spare me this artist’s lame excuse of words I want my awesome blog to be free of words just their art - button’

Now you see I’m adding my url into my pictures for a really long time now even though I know it looks crappy but I’m sure it helped me in a few cases (Yay for everyone actually bothering to just check out the url!) but people on the internet are 80% less intelligent than in real life, like literally  the moment they enter the internet their brain seems to be turned off. (In fact that is not entirely true they just get lazy and pretend they don’t know better)

Only 1 out of 10 people will realize OOOH there is an url in the picture maybe I should search for that? Nope most will be like: “Oh damn I don’t know the source  I TRIED TO FIND IT SOO HARD  BUT COULDNT  so I better repost it with 'source unknown/pinterest/weheartit)’ :’D

(By the way NEVER repost EVER just reblog or leave it be you lazy butt)

The layout of the dash is getting worse by the hour (this new thing they want to introduce with the reblogs?????? What????) and I’m so glad there is new people trying to continue Xkit because this site is unusable without people coding COUNTERMEASURES to the staff’s pointless changes.

I know this wont help anyone really, we will all go down with this shit pice of a site. I just needed to vent and want somewhere we can build a new community so badly :C
Deviantart sucks hardcore and sites like blogspot have too little 'community’ its just blogs floating in the void on their own.

'lies down in corner sobbing’