I’m sorry but when enemies like a radroach have something like this I can’t take it seriously
"How? What? How!" John stammered the first time he saw Sherlock's erection. "What?" Sherlock said puzzled. John took a breath, allowed himself to formulate a complete thought and then started speaking, "you're huge, how do you get yourself into those tight trousers you always wear with THAT between your legs?!" "I have an excellent tailor," Sherlock replied, "can we please have sex now?" "I suppose," John chuckled. "Would you like me to top?" Sherlock asked. "Oh god yes!"