oh its such a shame

“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”

House Sitting (smut)

REQUEST:  jealous!henry where you’re dating him and he sees patrick hitting on you and looking at you in a way that rubs him the wrong way 🎈

“So where are you guys going?”

“A family reunion in the middle of nowhere.” Patrick shrugs, scraping the remains of a fly off his ruler and into a worn out pencil box. It was a disgusting hobby to watch and you flinch away when he pushes the box near your face to give you a ‘better peek inside’.

“How long will you be gone?”

“All of spring break.”

“Got anyone watching the house?”

“I don’t know.” He groans, swatting a hand in the air. You constant questions were becoming a nuisance. “You looking for a job?”

“Yeah kinda.” You answered honestly, looking down. You were becoming strap for cash seeing how schoolwork has made it near impossible to get hold a job—no it wasn’t just that. You could find time for a job if you really wanted one but that would take away all your free time with Henry and… well, you had your priorities.

He traces the lines of your curves with his eyes and you feel nervous under his intent focus, squirming a little to straighten up in your seat. Patrick only averts his gaze when he feels another pair of eyes watching from the distance. In the background, almost a blur, Henry Bowers keeps tabs on his girlfriend. If looks could kill…

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The prologue + first chat of V route is a gift

from my experience of being openly bisexual for 5+ years, i dont really feel like i have ever belonged to the lgbt+ community bc i feel like i cant go along to pride and bring my boyfriend and celebrate the fact that ‘hey i’m bi and i’m in a hetero relationship and i’m happy that way’ bc it seems like if ur not girl&girl or boy&boy ur not… .. gay?? enough????? ive never felt… enough .. to be a part of the community and thats got to change. please let other than lesbians and gays feel pride in themselves when taking their hetero relationships to events.. or just feeling happy in straight relationships in general .. and stop it being a competition of who is an Actual Gay TM

WIP for some up coming merch~ I wanted to try and make beach towel;; haha;; Sorry my merch is so stupid and self indulgent L O L

I’m trying a new printing vendor…but if it comes out well then I will probably do Shiro too. And Lance if I don’t tire out of rendering abs (it will never happen don’t worry)


“Cuddling in the bed” short  Fan comic. about NBC Hannibal


This comic is so syrup it gives u a diabetes. I’m really sorry about that. but if you have read my earlier comics you know that already……. I only draw sweet and syrup stuff.

anonymous asked:

Oh god flamethrower, but I'm such a dorkapotamus that every time I try and make nice I fail. Also... *waggles eyebrows*

Are the waggling eyebrows meant to signify same? Because SAME with a capital S, man, I also have a huge crush on her. Kinda hard not to she’s a very easy-to-like person.

something i never see discussed about gen 5: how friggin’ great the Pokemon battles look

like the Pokemon themselves are so bouncy and alive and have personality and they’re really well made

multi-hitting moves are super quick (esp with battle scene off)

something abt the way the HP bar drops is really satisfying to me???

and that was the gen they started adding different effects for heavy (things like the dust clouds) Pokemon so it was easier to know when to use things like grass knot

honestly?? bless gen 5



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