oh im sorry if i love this movie and disney is my life

prince of cats

chapter two: this holy shrine

on ao3 || on ffnet 

i was gonna say something but im in like a really really bad mood right now so i hope you enjoy the chapter

Marinette hesitates for longer than usual at her apartment door. There’s no way her neighbor will be out and about at this time today, she’s never run into him before yesterday. Maybe he just had an errand to run or something. She shouldn’t be nervous about the slim chance of seeing someone she’s exchanged not even half a conversation with.

At least, that’s what she keeps telling herself.

The reality of the situation is that she fell asleep on the couch in the middle of designing an evening dress and had dreamt about his eyes. His eyes! God it’s like she’s a teenager again.

Just as she’d predicted, she doesn’t run into her neighbor. She’s strangely disappointed. Not that she had been looking forward to see him, she just—

Okay. Yes, she’d been looking forward to at least catching another glimpse of him. She kind of wants to hear his voice again, maybe hear him laugh?

For some reason, she thinks it would sound like springtime—

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A Fairytale Ending

Originally posted by martziplier98

Request: Could you do a Tyler storie/blurb thing where reader is his girlfriend and she is a singer on youtube, she gets a sponsorship from Disney for Beauty and The Beast and gets to record at one of the Castles at Disney world dressed in a Belle style dress and she has Tyler be her ‘Beast’/Dancing Partner for the music video and he proposes in at the end of it??

Summary: Fem!Reader is filming a Beauty and the Beast music video when boyfriend Tyler proposes and everyone cries :)

A/N: Hey y'all! Don’t know what it was about this fic that was really difficult for me to write? Anyway here it is! It’s based on the Ariana Grande and John Legend music video, just pretend there’s no John Legend lol. Enjoy!

Wordcount: 1086, the hardest fics are always the longest why to heck

Requests are closed at the moment, sorry dudes!

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anonymous asked:

Hello~! Do you think I could request the rfa with a hopeless romantic MC. She constantly watches old romance movies like Dirty Dancing and The Princess Bride, reads romance novels and has a full bookshelf of them, has hours of cute love-y music on her ipod, that sort of thing? Love your writing by the way! I've been scrolling through your blog all day!! :)

A/N: This was so hard for me because I’m actually a REALLY big tsundere and i just yeah lmao im so sorry ^^;; ~Admin 404


           -He’s sensitive and all

           -And he’s so hung up on finding love!!! He wants to love and be loved!!! Only wants one person in his life!

           -And it’s you!

           -You have the same idea, so the two of you work very well together

           -So much love between the two of you oh my god


           -Seriously, there’s so many small, cute kisses between the two of you that even Zen pretended to barf

           -The two of you THRIVE off of romance movies!!! Those and Disney movies are about the only things you two watch

           -That being said, he’s a-okay with you being a hopeless romantic, he is too!!!

           -He just didn’t know it until you came along <3


           -He’s such a hopeless romantic omfg

           -He will burst into rooms with grand gestures

           -Constantly singing love songs to you

           -10/10 you always sing along

           -Always spins you around, pulling you into a dance

           -Completely ecstatic that you’re the same way!! Y e s MC, burst out into love songs from movies and plays, he’s gonna jump right on in

           -He always brings you flowers! And you just live for it you don’t even have to mention it to him hype hype hype

           -Both of you are so emotional during movies but there’s never any judgment

           -He’s even worse than you though??? Like, cliché kisses in the rain happen every time it rains

           -Since he’s 10x more hopelessly romantic than you, he’s completely okay with it, you do you MC


           -Secretly loves those old romantic movies

           -Lowkey judges you for crying at happy movies but you turn it right back around on her when she cries at beautiful love scenes played by Zen

           -The two of you listen to the music on your phone constantly

           -“MC, these are all love songs” “Yes, I’m aware”

           - secretly downloads them all onto her own phone later

           -You’re always dancing around the room with such grace, bringing her along

           -You somehow always seem to sweep her off her feet and she loVES IT

           -She gets so flustered!!!!!

           -Oh my goodness, she has no idea how to handle the flowers you shower her in??

           -MC our house is overrun with flowers where is the remote? The DVD’s? MC where is tHAT DOCUMENT IT’S HIDDEN UNDER FLOWERS I NEED THAT


           -He noticed fairly quickly what your taste in novels were

           -You had a shelf full of these romance novels, so he attempted to read one

           - is this truly what MC wants???

           -You come home to a whole floor-to-ceiling bookshelf full of romance novels for you to read

           -He started to come home with flowers every now and then, and you were so!!! Happy!!!

           -The smile on your face was to die for, so he vowed from then on to do whatever it takes to get that smile

           -You love to talk about the future with him, plan your ideal dates, things of that sort


           -Your ideal dates are now reality, he’ll make sure of it

           -Therefore, he absolutely loves that this is part of your personality, because you’re so cute! So innocent! And he is going to do everything he can to enhance it!!


           -Both of you cry to 10 Things I Hate About You

           -He put it on for the first time, hoping he could console you at the end

           -Both of you were complete sobbing messes

           -He doesn’t surprise you with actual flowers

           -Makes bouquets of HBC wrapper flowers thanks saeyoung

           -You tell him how much you love him multiple times a day and it gets to him every single time

           -Seriously, he cries sometimes because??? How did he ever get you??

           -The two of you like to talk and theorize about your OTP’s

           -That’s your dinner talk, not “how was your day” it’s usually “sO LISTEN, WHAT IF-”

           -Every now and then, the two of you dance around the house, blasting love songs he puts on a dress and heels and everything




           -Do I even need to talk about all the adorable candid pictures he takes of you? No? Too bad I just did

           -If you’re ever sad, he hangs up pictures of the two of you EVERYWHERE what a DORK NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT

           -You make him playlists full of love songs all the time

           -You even write down why you picked each song!!!

           -God damn he loves it??? He needs someone soft and loving like you


           -He feels so blessed?? Like, you want to act out your own personal love story with him???

           -Sign him right the fuck up,  he’s so happy and toTALLY DESERVES THIS


           -If he’s honest, it makes him uncomfortable sometimes

           -You watch all these romantic movies and cry and just

           -HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO????

           -He does like watching you dance around and sing to those sappy love songs of yours though

           -He doesn’t pay much attention to the lyrics, he just pays all his attention to you

           -When you aren’t paying attention, he reads a lot of your romance novels just to see what they’re about

           -He actually gets pretty insecure because?? He isn’t like the guys you read about, he isn’t smooth with his words and he doesn’t know how to be so…. spirited

           -So when you take the role of being the passionate one, he’s actually pretty relieved! Maybe he can learn from you before attempting it on his own

           - still refuses to dance with you though, it isn’t happening

           -He does surprise you with flowers every now and then though, sometimes he even plays a love song to describe the feelings he has for you

anonymous asked:

do you guys have any sexting fic recs? or just like texting in general? preferably sterek but eh im flexible 😋 thanks guys!

I know you said you prefered sterek, but since you also said you were flexible I threw in a few other pairings as well. - Anastasia

Originally posted by comedycentral

Ain’t Sayin’ He’s a Gold Digger by taylorpotato

(42/42 I Explicit I Steter)

Peter and Stiles hook up on a sugar daddy dating website. Here’s the ensuing love story, told through chat screenshots and text messages

You’re Welcome In My Inbox by SushiOwl

(6/? I 48 I Explicit I Steter)

Stiles is at college and accidentally texts Peter Hale one night–instead of an entirely different Peter–and they don’t hate each other as much with a whole state between them.

Optimist Ace by LadyDrace

(1/1 I 748 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek is asexual, Stiles is not. They make it work.

Unplanned Break by triggeringthehealing (froggydarren)

(1/1 I 1,116 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek is at his desk in the station when his phone buzzes in his pocket. He knows before he checks it that it’s a text from Stiles, because everyone else knows and respects that Derek isn’t supposed to be texting or calling anyone on his personal phone. Especially not while Stiles’ father has a clear view of Derek’s desk, and would know exactly why Derek isn’t focused on his work. He risks opening the message anyway, and miraculously manages to not drop it or groan in frustration when he reads the text.

“What are you wearing?”

Sext It Up by Anonymous

(1/1 I 1,794 I Not Rated I Steter)

I’m bored, he typed into a new text message. He scrolled through his contacts and picked out Peter’s name. He hadn’t talked to Peter in any form other than a few niceties at pack meetings since defeating the incubus. It wasn’t so much that he didn’t want to talk to the older man, it was just never the opportune moment. He couldn’t just go up to him and say, “Hey, remember that time you fucked me for the good of the pack and it was the best orgasm I ever had? Wanna do that again?“ But if the opportune moment wouldn’t present itself, he’d just have to make one.

Chimera Needs by HeiligStern

(1/1 I 2,086 I Not Rated I Steo)

Theo has become rather insatiable after finally popping his cherry. Stiles is only happy to help though he wishes he had the Chimera’s stamina.

Something Different by dragon_temeraire

(1/1 I 2,661 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles is having some trouble with this whole ‘casual relationship’ thing. Especially with Derek staying at his apartment.

Drunken Confessions by ShipperExtraordinaire (PromisesOfTheDarkSide)

(1/1 I 4,801 I Mature I Melissa/Stiles)

“When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend you’re taking a break, you get your best friend drunk.”

Stiles and Scott get drunk and confess their secret lovers to each other.

Five Times Stiles Sent Scott A Dick Pic by taylorpotato

(1/1 I 4,862 I Explicit I Sciles)

Plus one time they boned.

will you love me by BabyMilk

(1/1 I 5,487 I Explicit I Steo)

Things aren’t going so well for Stiles Stilinski.
When a handsome man offers him "work”, will he take it?

until they found me by writergirl8

(1/1 I 6,112 I Explicit I Stydia)

“If you’re bored, Stiles, you can always make me come.”

She says it in a light, airy voice, as if it’s not enough to make him choke on his own spit. Which, for the record, it is. When he looks up, he sees Lydia’s eyes tracing his biceps appreciatively as he continues to crank the jack. And seriously, bless his arms for making up for the twigs that he calls legs, because without them he’s pretty sure his girlfriend would be able to outlift him.

“I’m bored,” he says immediately, setting down the jack and moving to stand up.

Wrong Number by bethesound

(9/? I 10,383 I Explicit I Sterek)


Is it possible to have a mid-life crisis at 17? Because I think that’s happening right now.


Who is this?


Also a midlife crisis requires you to be at the mid point of your life. You’re probably experiencing what everyone experiences at 17. It’s called high school.


Oh sorry man. Wrong number.

Beastly Lover by wafflesmakebabies

(15/? I 14,114 I Explicit I Sterek)

“So what does the name BeastlyLover mean anyways? Does it have something to do with the Disney movie? Are you a beast, Beast?”
“Actually, yeah. Something like that.
"Care to elaborate?
"To make it quick and to the point, it means that if you ever have the pleasure of having sex with me, I’m going to fuck you like a beast.”
“Getting shy on me, LittleRedRidingHard? Didn’t think you had it in you.”


Stiles signs up for a werewolf dating site and meets someone, but who he ends up with isn’t who he expected.

Live Another Day by princess_slash

(9/? I 16,384 I Explicit I Sterek)

Another year at BHHS is upon the McCall pack. Stiles is watching everyone around him pair off and still feels the loss of all that have died. Just when he thinks there is hope for him and Lydia, Jackson rolls back into town fresh from London. Moving on from the one you thought you loved more than anyone is tough. And Derek is one of the only people to realize just how depressed Stiles is. Along the way, feelings are forged between the two. Despite all this, it seems to be a quiet time in Beacon Hills. How long can that really last?

Silver-fox Psycho by JusticeBanana

(10/10 I 31,583 I Explicit I Steter)

After the whole shebang in Mexico with Berserkers, Kate being crazy, and Peter playing triple-spy confusing the living shit out of everyone they finally get a calm moment, Stiles and Scott go to college, Peter disappears with Derek, who then, of course, comes back again, without his creepy uncle. It’s not until Stiles sees the older wolf at the library he works at that he realizes that he actually missed the zombie-wolf. And doesn’t Peter seem Very interested?

Write Me Love Notes in Glitter Glue by pibroch (littleblackdog)

(34/? I 170,238 I Explicit I Steter)

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.

Stiles is a single dad with two kids, and a real contempt for the status quo. Peter is a kindergarten teacher with an army of loyal little minions, and maybe a few ulterior motives.

ariaprince  asked:

Can you do them catching their s/o singing, and if it's not too much can you include the neighbours and Paul+patryk?

Never done the others before so this should be interesting! Hope you like it!

The Main Four

Edd: Edd would smile brightly when he heard the sound of his s/o singing. He’d slowly make his way towards where they were, being careful not to let them know he was there. Whether they were good at singing or not, he’d find them absolutely adorable. After they had finished, he’d slip into the room, wrapping his arms around their waist. He’d keep them close, muttering something along the lines of “You’re too cute.”

Tom: Tom’s gonna chuckle to himself when he notices his s/o singing. He’ll hurry over to where ever they are to watch. He’d start tapping his finger against his leg, keeping with the beat of the song, but that would slowly turn into him humming. Eventually, if he knew the song well enough, he’d start singing along. It’d become a cute little duet together no matter if they’d been singing some cheesy disney song, some overplayed pop song, or anything in between.He’d pull them in close, singing along with a smile plastered on his face the entire time.

Tord: When he notices the singing, he’s gonna smirk like a total asshole. He’s gonna sneak towards them, phone in hand. Once he finds them, this fuckers gonna record them singing, and he’s never gonna delete the video. There aren’t many moments in his life that are just pure happiness, but the ones the are all have to do with his s/o, so this is really important to him. He’ll watch it when he’s missing them, or needs a reason to smile. If anyone finds it and asks, he’s gonna say its for blackmail purposes, and he will threaten to send it to people to tease his s/o, but really it’s just for him. If he manages to not get caught while recording, he won’t say anything about it and nobody’s gonna know unless they see it.

Matt: Matt, my sweet cinnamon bun. As soon as he hears singing, he’s gonna jump in. It doesn’t matter if he knows the song or not, he is gonna sing and he’s gonna sing loud. I swear this boy probably thinks he’s in a Disney movie the way he’s singing. He’s gonna jump around and dance and be as dramatic as possible. Hope his s/o doesn’t get sick easy because Matt’s gonna twirl and spin them all over the room. The entire time his s/o will be laughing their ass off. Especially when he starts to make up the words because he has no clue what the lyrics actually are.

The Neighbors

Eduardo: Eduardo would be similar to Tord although he won’t video his s/o. He’ll just listen to them sing, a small smile spreading across his face. He’ll stand behind a wall or something just listening as they sing their heart out. To him, he thinks that his s/o is the most beautiful when they’re having fun and just being themself, so this is just the best thing to him. Once his s/o had finished singing, no matter if it was after one song or after twelve, he’d make his way over to them and pull them into a tightly hug. He’d press his lips against their forehead, and mutter something like “You’ll always be numero uno to me.”

Jon: Jon would be drawn to his s/o’s voice. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he will stop immediately and make his way over to wherever they are. He’ll walk right on in and take a seat. If this causes his s/o to stop signing, he’ll give a small frown and mumble something like “Why did you stop? You have a really nice voice…” His cheeks would be a light pink and he’d look at them sweetly. You gotta keep singing for the bean. -Pls keep singing for the bean.- No matter if you do keep singing though, from then on he’s gonna ask you to sing for him all the time now. In the car? He’s gonna turn on the radio and wait for you to sing along. Hanging around the house? He’ll turn on your favorite song and wait for you to start dancing and singing. You can’t escape it. You’re gonna sing for him eventually.

Mark: Mark isn’t gonna try and hide when he catches his s/o, but he isn’t going to interrupt them either. He’s just gonna stand and listen, watching them carefully. He won’t say anything to them until he is positive they’re finished singing because he’d hate to break up a moment where they are just having a good time and being happy. Seeing his s/o happy is literally the most important thing to him. Everything he does, he does it to try and make his s/o happy. That boy loves his s/o so much oh my god love him pls. Once they finish singing, he’s gonna give them such a heartfelt hug and tell them how beautiful they are. He just needs them to know that everything they do is amazing to him. God show this boy all the love cause he needs it pls

The Red Army Dorks

Paul: Paul is gonna be sneaky like Tord. He’ll peek around the corner or out from behind a doorway and watch his s/o with a smirk. Unlike Tord, he isn’t gonna sneak away once they’re done. He’ll walk over to them, applauding them -it may seem sarcastic but it definitely isn’t- and give a half smile. “You’re so cute, I don’t know if I can stand it,” He’d mumble with a chuckle, wrapping his arms firmly around you. He’s just a giant puppy man. Love this man. He’s gonna look at you like at you like you’re the most important thing in the world because to this nerd you are.

Patryk: Patryk’s pretty similar to Matt. He’s gonna start singing along, but way quieter than Matt. He won’t be as dramatic either, but he definitely will pull his s/o close to him, dancing along to the music. He is absolutely horrible at dancing, but neither of you would mind in the moment. It’s one of those things where being together is just perfect. It doesn’t matter what is going on, just that the two of you are together. During the instrumental parts of the song -or slower parts or whatever else you could be sappy to-, he’ll hum along to the music, resting his head on top of their head. Everything in the moment is just so peaceful and calm it’s amazing.

Under the cut you will find around 50+ starters I collected and/or loved through the years of roleplaying. These can be used for any character you’re playing, from outsider to the popular jock, literally anyone. As for me, coming with starters is the hardest thing and sometimes it takes me years to think about one, so this masterlist is to help both you and me. All the starters were taken from bunch of websites and all the credit goes to the actual makers of them. Please, like and/or reblog if you found this useful.

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Dating Baekhyun would include
  • You two would butt heads about almost everything
  • - See ??
  • -Hush
  • - Does anyone ever listen to me
  • -Hush Bacon , hush 
  •  Kaebson !!!
  •  Chanyeol over at your house like all the time
  •  Constant teasing
  • silly stupid arguments
  • Sassy comebacks
  •  - Bring it on Bacon
  •  Long cuddle sessions and pillow talk before falling asleep
  • Him always taking good care of you, and putting you always before himself
  • Karaoke competitions
  • laughing at absolutely everything
  •  Having his arm around you 24/7 & always checking you out 
  •   “stop staring at me, baek”
  • - “i’m sorry! it’s just that you’re so beautiful i can’t help it”       
  •  Baekhyun always being a gentlemen
  • Him watching you instead of the movies
  • Holding you tight and refusing to let go whenever you both watch a horror movie
  • Receiving lengthy lectures about how wonderful you are when it’s you who’s feeling less than, or struggling with your self confidence
  • “If I win you have to kiss me, and if you win I have to kiss you. Deal?” “Deal.” 
  • His cocky little smirk that makes your stomach do flips
  • light switch dance
  •  Disney movies and many chick flicks
  • Cuddling while you force him to watch your favorite movies 
  • You would always be in bed together either wrestling (not a euphemism) or laying almost on top of him and playing with his fingers
  •  his soothing voice as he comforts you when you’re upset about not being able to see him
  • him telling you embarassing stories about the members 
  • phone calls at 2am
  • singing serenades and sweet lullabies until you fall asleep in his arms
  •  Well planned and unusual dates
  • -Is that what I think it is ?
  • - Yep
  • - HOW did you manage to get a life seized Gorilla ??
  • - Aesthetic 
  • Holding him at night cz he’s a cute little puppy who can’t sleep alone
  •  Double dates with kaisoo and chanyeol being the third wheel
  • Hip thrusts
  • Hands 
  • - How can someone have such pretty hands ? Those fingers thou
  • -Jealous much ?
  • - You bet
  • A lot of teasing, he loves making his partner crazy
  • Visiting his grandma’s house and lay tagging along
  • “I think grandma likes you more than me”
  • Sweet lingering kisses
  • Bone-crushing hugs whenever he comes back from tour
  • getting jealous incredibly easily.
  • You trying to make him jealous “kai is so hot”
  • “Kai is so hot omg nah nah nah”
  • “Yah, you’re only allowed to look at me.”
  • Oh u’re gonna regret that sweetheart
  • getting jealous incredibly easily.
  • *him staring at you* “What”
  • -I think I hurt my knees when I fell for u
  • You having stocks of  eyeliner cz it runs out pretty fast with baekhyun around
  • Trying to get him off of you when he clings to you like a child
  • You’re heart fluttering when he gives u suggestive look while playing piano
  • you :”we should get a puppy”
  • Baek :”you should stop haging out with jongin”
  • Him cheering u up without even trying cz he’s such a ray of sunshine
  • SNSD choreos dance
  • Vocal line having always high notes competition and u being the judge you choose him
  • The members complaining that u’re biased and u getting rewarded with a kiss
  • Beagle line making gagging noises and screaming get a room
  • Him singing out of tune on purpose to annoy you
  • Bugging you to come to the dorm everyday cz he misses u
  • “But I just saw you an hour ago”
  • never being bored with him because he’s an exciting ball of happy energy. 
  • His giggles
  • Stupid nicknames
  • Baekhyun with Glasses
  • Baekhyun with Beanies 
  • Rainbow baekhyun
  • -Will you still love me if I go bald ?
  • - maybe why ?
  • -This hair dye will be the end of me
  • When you both are alone on a romantic dinner date The beagle line is always over ready to destroy the moment
  • Baekhyun :”I really shouldn’t love you this much
  • you : “too bad , it’s too late for you to back out”
  • “baekyeol isn’t real, my otp is us “
  • “yeah im sure your otp is sebaek you both were getting it in that drama scene”
  • “yah who told you to watch it ? is it Chen ? god he’s so dead 
  • “sebaek is sealing so hard you guys would reach Eldorado anytime by now lol
  • “that’s it im moving out”

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anonymous asked:

Hey (°∇°)ノ if it's not much trouble, how about RFA+ V and Saeran learning that MC had an abusive family and was bullied in school to the point she became terrified of people and afraid to leave home for years? ._. after much therapy I'm less afraid, but seeing people i went to school with or knew my family on the streets still makes me freeze - sometimes I can keep it together till I come home, but either way I'll end up crying and shaking t_t have a good day thoヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)

A/N: Oh no, my nonnie o(;△;)o I’m glad to hear you’re doing at least a little better!! That’s a start!! But I’m so sorry you’ve had to go through that! I’ve been in a similar situation, so if you ever need to talk or just rant about it, just shoot us a message! <3 ~Admin 404


           - yandere yoosung (can you tell i love that concept? oops)

           -How could anyone be so mean to you?? To make you fear other people???


           -WHO WOULD DO THAT TO YOU ;A;

           -When you come home upset, he immediately gets upset too

           -He feels so bad when you’re crying!! He can’t help but cry too!! BUT! He’ll suck it up and be strong for you

           -Wraps you up in a ton of blankets so you’re comfortable!

           -Makes a lot of comfort food that his mum used to make for him whenever he was sad!

           -Will put in your favourite video game and play against you!!!!

           - Says he let you win so you would feel better but in reality he totally got his ass kicked


           -HELL NO

           -NOT HIS PRINCESS!!!


           -He’s a pretty famous actor, so he’s always surrounded by a ton of people

           -Loves when you go out with him!!!!! But also respects when you can’t because you’re too anxious

           -Will always protect you from others! The moment he notices you’re uncomfortable in public he will rush you home

           -If you come home crying, he’ll run you a hot bath and let you soak in it for as long as you need to calm down!

           -Then, he’ll ask you about your day and if there’s anyone he needs to punch

           -His singing voice is so calming to you!! So he’ll sing to you for hours if needed

           -Makes you sing along because it’s so therapeutic! Even if you sing silly Disney songs, it helps you so much and it makes him happy that you can turn your frown upside down!!


           -The first time you told her about your school and home life, she felt so bad!!

           -You don’t deserve to be treated like that?? You’re a great person, they all suck

           - Lemme teach you judo, MC, so you can fight them

           -She had you describe a few of the people who would cause you to have a panic attack in public, so if she sees any one that fits even a FRACTION of that description

           -She’ll turn you around and immediately speed walk the other way

           - but jaehee the coffee shop is that way???

           -On days that you come home and break down, she immediately gets started on making you a nice cup of coffee

           -Pops in a Zen DVD, makes popcorn, and cuddles up on the couch

           -Makes you put your head on her lap! Let her wipe your tears away while you rant about your day, MC

           -She’ll research multiple different ways to help you cope with this fear, because she just wants to help and understand you better!!


           -When you first came home and broke down in the doorway, he was ready to murder someone

           -Not even hire someone to do it, just straight up do it himself

           -Who upset his Kitten? They’re as good as dead now

           -He knew about your family history, but never about the school bullying

           -He assures you that you won’t see any of them when the two of you go out, because it’s usually exclusive parties or restaurants

           -Doesn’t want you to leave without body guards! They can protect you!

           - Not to mention that you’re the nicer half of the relationship so holy shit they love you they will protect you no matter what


           -He’ll have the three of you cuddle close together in bed, and he’ll mindlessly run his fingers lightly across your body in random patterns as you describe your day

           -He’s still not very good at emotions, but he tries to comfort you the best he can!! He’ll listen with 5000000% focus, and wipe your tears away





           - okay but??? you didn’t deserve what you went through too, saeyoung;;;

           -Hacks into every single account any of these people have had on the internet

           -But never tells you about it because??? He doesn’t want to get scolded just let him protect you in the best way he can MC

           -The moment he sees even a glimmer of tears in your eyes, he’ll sweep you off your feet (literally) and carry you everywhere around the house, acting silly

           -He’ll put in your favourite movie and make stupid voices and comments about it to make you laugh

           -Kisses every single tear away if he doesn’t catch you soon enough

           -PILLOW FORTS!


           -Omg no why did you have to go through this

           -He’s a pacifist but?

           -Honestly still wants those who hurt you to feel harm themselves

           - omg that was mean of me im sorry mc

           -He likes to pick beautiful, secluded places for the two of you to visit and hang out!

           -Heartbroken when you come home crying though!

           -Will hold you close, and whisper sweet, comforting words against the top of your head

           -Holds you for hours on end, like seriously the two of you have stood in the middle of the living room holding each other close for about two hours once

           -But if you’re still crying, or if he sees your eyes slightly teary, he will not let you go, you will stay in his arms until he’s positive you’re okay!!!!

           -Always rubbing your back softly to comfort you, and remind you that he’s here for you no matter what


           -Hey, he’s been through a lot too

           -He’s also afraid of people

           -So he’s understanding if you don’t want to go out often, it’s no problem for him!

           -If you come home crying, or he sees a panic attack coming on, he takes you to the comforting privacy of your bedroom

           -Holds you so close that you can physically feel his steady heartbeat

           -He’s not very good with words, but he’s researched a few things to help you calm down

           -Makes you recite 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, etc. to help ground you

           - i’ll kill anyone who hurt you MC, let me at them

           -Runs his hands through your hair and will lull you to sleep so you can wake up in his arms, home, relaxed, and safe!

           -“I’m not very good with emotions or words but you’re amazing MC and the people who hurt you will have to answer to me.”

freezingbucky  asked:

Hey, i was hoping u could rec me some 'we met online' or wrong number aus?

You bet! In addition to these, try the pen pals tag for military pen pal programs that start online.

Wrong number AUs:

Slide To Answer by relenafanel       

“What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”

There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old.  Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.

“Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone.   “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”

perfectly right wrong number by  melonbutterfly             

It all starts because Steve is too dumb to handle his smartphone.

A wrong number AU in which Bucky Barnes doesn’t enter Steve’s life (meaning: Bucky wasn’t born until the eighties, but Steve is still Captain America) until Steve accidentally dials the wrong number. Wherein there is a lot of texting, some advice via Natasha and Darcy, a bit of pining, and a first date in an amusement park. Oh, and on top of being a disabled veteran, Bucky is a professional catwalker. Literally.

Singing The Right Song (With You) by crispdarkblue     

Bucky Barnes accidentally texted the wrong number and now there’s an artist living in his phone contacts, and he can’t bring himself to leave the too-brave, insanely sarcastic kid alone.

Steve Rogers finds himself living between strong cups of coffee from the restaurant he works at, and texts from the charming stranger who makes Brooklyn a little less harsh.

Natasha Romanov is just trying to get by, it only complicates things if Steve wants to come to her for relationship advice. In the mean time, she really wishes Clint would stop bringing his dog to work and pretending he can live off pizza and coffee.

Nothing To Be Nice by 74days     

Steve thinks that maybe his date with Natasha wasn’t a total failure, but after dialing the number she’d given him at the end of the night, it looks like he was so, so wrong. The guy on the end of the line though, seems to need a little bit of help and it costs nothing to be nice…           

Catharsis by castiowl        

There’s a man sitting on the floor of Bed Bath & Beyond, clutching a stack of seasonal dish towels with smiling jack-o-lanterns on them, and sobbing.

“Oh, um, sorry,” Steve says. The man doesn’t look up, just clutches the towels tighter and sniffles. “Are you okay, man?” Steve asks.

If I Was There by brooklynantiques              

Steve is lonely and the number on his phone-screen is unfamiliar. He’s not the social type, not even close, yet there’s something about the man on the other side that makes him interested. He doesn’t hang up until two hours later.


Wrong number AU in which phone sex is the answer and the question is irrelevant.

Met online AUs:

Brought to Brightness by eyres                

Army veteran Bucky Barnes has fallen in love with Steve, a guy he met online a few months after he returned from Afghanistan. Only problem is, he doesn’t know Steve’s last name or even what he looks like.

When his sister helps him send his story into MTV’s Catfish, he’s hoping they can help him meet Steve or, at least, let him move on with his life if Steve isn’t real. Little does he know, Steve and Captain America have more in common than just a first name.

The Fourth Wall Isn’t a Real Wall at All  by notallbees

Steve Rogers is a fanartist with an unhealthy lack of self-worth, who copes with his ME by burying himself in fandom. James Barnes is a fanficcer who has no idea what he’s doing with his life. Both obsessed with Captain America fandom, Steve claims Bucky’s big bang story to illustrate, and just like their fictional counterparts, they fall in love. But not before they have a lot of dumb IM conversations, some awkward phonesex, and piss off most of their RL friends. At least they’ll get a happy ending.

Not Your Average Hook Up by RockSaltAndRoll   

Bucky Barnes is home from the army on two weeks R&R and going crazy. His friend Natasha suggests that he get laid and convinces Bucky to get the Grindr app. Gorgeous tiny blond artist Steve stands out among the profiles and, as nervous as he is, Bucky goes over to his apartment. But he’s pretty sure that Hook-ups are not meant to be like THIS.   

Right where we are by  steveandbucky (celestiasexual)

Steve Rogers doesn’t expect to meet someone when he signs up on a dating website after being persuaded by his mother, especially not someone like Bucky Barnes, who messages him to gush about his dogs, makes him laugh, sparks a little hope in him, and step by step slots himself perfectly in the empty spaces of Steve’s life.

(In which there’s a pair of dogs, chance encounters, first and second kisses, Disney movies, lots of cuddling, and two idiots who fall in love.)

You’ve Got (30) New Matches by castielanderson                

When everyone finds out Steve’s bi thanks to Bucky’s recovering memories, Natasha kicks up her match-making into high gear.  Steve has zero luck, but Natasha won’t give up, especially when Sam (jokingly) suggests online dating.  It isn’t long before Steve finds someone, a someone who seems eerily familiar.

Catfish by L1av                

Catfish /ˈkatˌfiSH/ - A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they’re not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

Steve Rogers is a famous movie star, known for his role as Captain America. Bucky Barnes is a bored law student who drinks too much wine. Bucky gets on match.com to boost his confidence. What he doesn’t expect is a guy using Steve Rogers’ pictures on a dating profile. Bucky decides to mess with the guy. After all, what idiot uses Steve Rogers’ pictures on a dating site?

Not like it’s really him, right? Bucky may need more wine.

The Soul That You Used by WillowPerpetua

Bucky Barnes wandered the earth as a ghost for seventy years. He found solace in the medium, Natasha, who gave him shelter, company, and one day, signed him up for an online dating service in the hope that he might find somebody else to talk to.

Steve was the man he found. 

Lonely This Christmas - Poe

It starts with a flier on the VA noticeboard.

“Alone this Christmas?

I cook a mean roast dinner and have Netflix.

I’m told I’m a good listener and have even been known to crack a couple of jokes.”

It sort of goes from there, really.

126 thoughts we all had when watching GM Mexica

Disclaimer: I am sorry this is so late. I didn’t get to watch the episode in the first place until Saturday because my cousins were in town, and then I had to wait for it to go on WATCH Disney to record it for my gifs that I make, which requires me to be in a silent room for 23+ min, and then I had to create the gifs and insert captions to ones that needed them, and I’ve been busy with long rehearsals and HELLA long commuter bus rides, so I’m sorry. Pls enjoy and reblog and tell me which ones you related most to!

1.     Ok this promo made this episode look like crap so we’ll see, we’ll see

2.     Why do they care so much abt school profile pages

3.     No one even cares

4.     Ah stupid freshmen



7.     Guys guy guys

8.     She could have said “is one josh”

9.     But SHE DIDN’T

10.  She asked abt lucas

11.  Ok moving on

12.  SHE marries farkle I don’t see it

13.  Did he die?????????


15.  That sounds incredibly sexual

16.  Or maybe i just have an incredibly dirty mind

17.  I bet it’s the latter

18.  Aw maya Penelope

19.  Maya is so real

20.  I love these two

21.  The fact that maya watches horror movies, and probably all by herself, makes me both so sad and so happy, it’s so cute

22.  ZAY

23.  Slay me

24.  Why is lucas such a country boy

25.  I will never hate zay

26.  FARKLE JUST SANG why is no one talking about this?!

27.  That was the most beautiful interpretation of a computer turning on ever

28.  Im gonna replay that

29.  Maya is the cutest friend

30.  Jex-ica?

31.  Way to say everything everyone’s thinking


33.  HOLD UP





38.  R: “This already feels easier.” M: “Pretending to be somebody else usually is.”


40.  What does this mean

41.  Ok moving on

42.  Why is rilaya so real rn

43.  They’re in love



46.  Btw im watching commercials

47.  Does the main character in Stuck in the Middle also play young Jane in Jane the Virgin?????????

48.  Ok back to the show alrighty

49.  Why are Maya and Riley so FUCKIng adorable

50.  Ya know talking about dry patches


52.  LOVE

53.  This mean girls reference is subpar

54.  Lucas is such a wimp

55.  I love him


57.  FARKLE calling Jexica a mystery woman

58.  They act like they don’t know shit but they do

59.  Zay zay zay

60.  Wow trying to turn lucas against maya go

61.  No not the auggie storyline im sorry

62.  I don’t have a lot of comments


64.  Corpanga is my favorite ship ok

65.  AHHH the count to 3


67.  Cory knows what’s up

68.  Cory knows who Jexica is


70.  Do you know who hates GMW?

71.  FRICKN worship maya


73.  Why wouldn’t u

74.  I would marry her


76.  Lucas saying he uses the internet for other stuff

77.  Lucas loves the internet

78.  That’s sketch

79.  I know the capital of Minnesota

80.  Maya’s side comments are literally me

81.  AHH Charlie

82.  IT’s like the way she said it to CHARLIE GARDNER

83.  TB to that

84.  Michael Jacobs is so speaking to the h8rs

85.  We see you Mikie J., we sense ur salt

86.  Damn

87.  Rowan is a cutie

look at her

89.  Also that outifit is SO SO Similar to Riley’s legacy outfit

90.  This cannot be unintentional

91.  It’s basically the same thing


93.  That was the gayest thing ive ever seen ever

94.  When riley flat out tells maya that this means lucas likes riley more

95.  Oh honey lucaya will rise

cheer team is in for a treat

97.  So why does riley own a blue wig?

98.  And a pink tutu?

99.  And a sword?

100.                 Maya is so against Jexas (Jexica and Lucas???)

101.                 CORPANGA

102.                 HOLY crap

103.                 LOOK AT ALL THESE references to GM Semi Formal

104.                 The Maya voice is BACK

105.                 When jexica loses fame

106.                 Same

107.                 Rilaya is my favorite part of this show

108.                 When zay slays with his 109 followers

109.                 The best moments are the maya-cory moments okay?

110.                 Don’t deny it

111.                 If u deny it then…

112.                 You disgust me

113.                 I hate myself

114.                 Running away from my responsibilities like

115.                 Huckleberry I love it

116.                 Lucas is so damn sentimental stop

117.                 The boys slamming her down

118.                 Ok cute

119.                 CORPANGA

120.                 AWWWWWW im screaming

121.                 Ava is a sweet heart

122.                 Oh it’s all a dream what

123.                 Step away from the internet OK ME I need to do that

124.                 AW do u see all of the rilaya on her profile how adorable

125.                 CUTE

126.                 So why did they make a deceiving promo that makes u think it will be trash when in reality it is gold???????

clemmogram-deactivated20161102  asked:

for halloween, you dressing like nani and calum as david and your little girl is lilo, clutching her stitch plushed animal tightly to her chest omg

oh my GOD and calum would carry around a miniature surfboard and you’d tell him that you like his butt and fancy hair and cal would turn around and smirk and go “you think it’s fancy?” like david does in the movie and little hood would make you all leis to wear and she’d put one around her stitch stuffed animal and I need this in my life pleAse

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anonymous asked:

hi so tonight im having a particularly tough time feeling okay with myself. do you have any insight/quotes/poems/etc that might help? im so sorry to bother you

Hi. First, you’re not a bother. Second, I can toss out a few links to poetry dealing with various subcategories of the “I’m not feeling okay with myself” vibe, but I can’t really be sure that any of them will encapsulate your feelings exactly; and I’d like to stress that most of mine (unfortunately) work more towards pointing out when I’m not feeling okay and not actually offering sage words of wisdom about coping with it. I still haven’t totally learned to cope with it. I’ve just learned to breathe through it. But sometimes just knowing other people feel what you’re feeling can be comforting.

Hips (Arms Like A Refugee Camp)
This Is For Me, Not For You
The Space I Exist In
For Myself On The Days When I Can’t See The Point(…)
like small children, like stray dogs
The Hardest Season
I Have Personal Problems With Taking Up Space
So Much
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I think the most helpful thing I’ve learned to do when I’m not feeling good about myself for any number of reasons is to try to treat myself like a child. Like imagine yourself at six years old and then tell me really, would you be saying the same things to yourself? Would you berate a six year old? Call out their flaws? No. You give ‘em a chocolate milk and a blanket and put on a Disney movie. It’s obviously not fool-proof. It’s just a starting point for self care and trying to be kind to yourself.

For general anxiety days, I like to read this quote:

“Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.” -Anne Lamott

For “Bad Days” I made this “Other People Feel This Too” list that I like to reference. 

other people feel this too

  1. “The Nutritionist” —Andrea Gibson
  2. “How To Be Alone” —Tanya Davis
  3. “oh yes” —Charles Bukowski
    there are worse things than 
    being alone 
    but it often takes decades 
    to realize this 
    and most often 
    when you do 
    it’s too late 
    and there’s nothing worse 
    too late.
  4. “I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you. There’s nothing you can ever do to lose my love. I will protect you until you die, and after your death I will still protect you. I am stronger than Depression and I am braver than Loneliness and nothing will ever exhaust me.” —excerpt from “Eat, Pray, Love”, Elizabeth Gilbert
  5. “Have Here” —Archipelago 
  6. “I See Dark” —Laura Stevenson and the Cans
  7. “Dust Me Off” —Tilly and the Wall
  8. “Suicide Song” —Tony Hoagland
    But now I am afraid I know too much to kill myself
    Though I would still like to jump off a high bridge
    At midnight, or paddle a kayak out to sea
    Until I turn into a speck, or wear a necktie made of knotted rope
    But people would squirm, it would hurt them in some way,
    And I am too knowledgeable now to hurt people imprecisely.
    No longer do I live by the law of me,
    No longer having the excuse of youth or craziness,
    And dying you know shows a serious ingratitude
    For sunsets and beehive hairdos and the precious green corrugated
    Pickles they place at the edge of your plate.
    Killing yourself is wasteful, like spilling oil
    At sea or not recycling all the kisses you’ve been given,
    And anyway, who has clothes nice enough to be caught dead in?
    Not me. You stay alive you stupid asshole
    Because you haven’t been excused,
    You haven’t finished though it takes a mulish stubbornness
    To chew this food.
    It is a stone, it is an inconvenience, it is an innocence,
    And I turn against it like a record
    Turns against the needle
    That makes it play.
  9. “Perhaps most of all, though, you deserve to be okay. You deserve to know that a day in which you can just barely get out of bed because you are sad, or sick, or simply not ready to see the outside is not the end of the world. You deserve to know that moments of weakness do not make you fundamentally weak, only fundamentally human, and that sometimes we’re not going to be effusively happy, and that is okay.” —excerpt from “What You Deserve”, Chelsea Fagan
  10. “It’s okay to lock yourself in the medicine cabinet, to drink all the wine, to do what it takes to stay, without staying. It’s okay to hate God today, to change his name to yours, to want to ruin all that ruined you. It’s okay to feel like only a photograph of yourself, to need a stranger to pull your hair and pin you down. It’s okay to want your mother as you lie alone in bed. It’s okay to break, to fuck, to flame, to church, to crush, to knife, to rock, and rock, and rock, and rock, and rock, and rock. It’s okay to wave goodbye to yourself in the mirror. To write, ‘I don’t want anything.’ It’s okay to despise what you have inherited, to feel dead in a city of pulses.” —excerpt from “Letter From My Heart To My Brain”, Rachel McKibbens
  11. "You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they perceive as your success. You don’t have to explain what you plan to do with your life. You don’t have to justify your education by demonstrating its financial rewards. You don’t have to maintain an impeccable credit score. Anyone who expects you to do any of those things has no sense of history or economics or science or the arts. — You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth. But that’s all.” —excerpt from “Tiny Beautiful Things”, Cheryl Strayed
  12. “If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. Kill narcissus. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.” —quote from “Archie’s Final Project”
  13. “You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn’t matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance — you don’t have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It’s one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and continues to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go." —Daniell Koepke
  14. "It’s okay to say no. It’s okay to say no to someone you love. It’s okay to say no to a friend. It’s okay to say no to a parent or child. It’s okay to say no to a job or relationship. It’s okay to say no to sexual advances. And it’s okay to say no to a person who’s romantically interested in you. Even if it hurts someone’s feelings, even if you disappoint people, even if you’re judged and ostracized — it’s okay to say no to anything and anyone that causes you pain or makes you uncomfortable. You’re allowed to put yourself first. You’re allowed to set limits and boundaries. And you deserve to make your happiness and well being a priority. You don’t ever have to settle for something or someone that doesn’t feel right. And you definitely don’t have to compromise yourself for the sake of making other people happy. You have to take care of yourself, and if that means saying no, it’s more than okay." —Daniell Koepke
  15. "The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you unlovable or undesirable or undeserving of care. It doesn’t make you too much or too sensitive or too needy. It makes you human. Everyone struggles. Everyone has a difficult time coping, and at times, we all fall apart. During these times, we aren’t always easy to be around — and that’s okay. No one is easy to be around one hundred percent of the time. Yes, you may sometimes be unpleasant or difficult. And yes, you may sometimes do or say things that make the people around you feel helpless or sad. But those things aren’t all of who you are and they certainly don’t discount your worth as a human being. The truth is that you can be struggling and still be loved. You can be difficult and still be cared for. You can be less than perfect, and still be deserving of compassion and kindness." —Daniell Koepke 

Hope something helps. x