oh i'm sorry but sans

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i have 0 excuses okay i just saw @joliemariella‘s tags on my silly drunk Pap animation and 

look at all those friends

c’mon Sans, gotta carry ‘em for SCIENCE (and friendship)

Cross goes to the grocery store

Previously on the Crack Adventures of Cross and Nightmare, Nightmare was having numerous problems, Killer Sans was revealed to have the shipper role and thought of a ship name for our beloved main characters, and Nightmare sent Cross to the grocery store to get more ice cream.

(Be warned that everyone is out of character)

Chara: okay dude we’ve gotta think this out through and through

Chara: WHAT ICE CREAM DO WE GET

Cross: why, a kind that Nightmare likes of course

Chara: WHAT

Chara: WHY


Cross: Don’t you see, Chara? It is essential to my master plan that we annoy Nightmare as much as possible! I can say something like “I got it for you, senpai!” and he’ll just be really mad or something.

Chara: but

Chara: but why??

Chara: YOU CAN LITERALLY GET WHATEVER KIND YOU WANT


Chara: this thing is Nightmare has made zero sense too

Cross: Come on man, you have to admit he’s fun to mess around with.

Chara: well yes but why humiliate yourself in the process

Cross: because it’s worth it

Cross: besides, it’s not humiliating if it’s done proudly

-(scene transition)-

(Cross walks in with a ton of bags.)

Nightmare: that is way more than ice cream

Cross: I’m makin tacos tonight

Nightmare: WHAT OH GEEZ NO

Cross: what

Nightmare: DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO COOK

Cross: I believe we gain skills through trial and error

Nightmare: YOU ALMOST BLEW UP MY KITCHEN

Cross: well uh

Nightmare: you are not cooking ANYTHING


Cross: but duuuuude

Cross: I need mah tacos

Nightmare: well I believe you have an addiction

Cross: you’re the one who frantically told me to go to the store because we ran out of ice cream

Nightmare: THAT’S BECAUSE HORROR SANS ATE IT ALL

Cross: seriously? but that guy looks like he lives on human flesh

Nightmare: I KNOW RIGHT I MEAN WHO THE FRICK KNEW

(Killer Sans walks in.)

Killer Sans: howdy shipsters, what be happenin?

Nightmare: what

Cross: yo KS, Nightmare won’t let me use the kitchen cuz he thinks I’m gonna make it explode

Cross: it’s not cool

Killer Sans: (looks at Nightmare) wow dude that is not cool

Killer Sans: because even if he makes it explode you can just make someone fix it

Nightmare: well yeah but

Nightmare: IT’S MY KITCHEN

(Suddenly, they hear deep laughter. In the doorway is Horror Sans.)

Horror Sans: hahahahAHAHA

Horror Sans: you fools. while you weren’t paying attention I STOLE THE ICE CREAM CROSS JUST BOUGHT (holds up bag)


Nightmare: OH COME ON

Killer Sans: come on man you’ve had enough

Killer Sans: just give it back–

Horror Sans: LATER LOSERS

(Horror Sans escapes with the ice cream.)

Nightmare: GET HIIIIIM

(The yakety sax music starts to play as they chase Horror Sans around the castle.)

(However, all of them except Cross are collapsed on the floor within ten minutes because they’re all out of shape.)

Nightmare: Hand over… that ICE CREAM

Horror Sans: (sprawled out on the floor) you can’t make me

Nightmare: if you want fricking ice cream… then buy it with your OWN MONEY

Horror Sans: there aren’t any stores that will take limbs as cash

Nightmare: and you’re broke because of you NOW GIVE ME THE BAG BEFORE THE ICE CREAM MELTS

(Cross walks over and takes the bag from Horror Sans.)

Horror Sans: noooooo

Cross: senpai I have retrieved the bag

Nightmare: okay put it in the secret freezer and don’t call me senpai

Horror Sans: the what

Nightmare: I didn’t want to have to resort to this but you have left me no choice

Nightmare: the ice cream can no longer be publicly accessed

Horror Sans: (gasps) o-oh come on that’s not fair

Nightmare: you’ve brought it to this, Horror Sans

Horror Sans: NUUUUU

-(scene transition)-

Cross: well that didn’t go as planned

Chara: You don’t say! We don’t even get to make our tacos!

Cross: hmm… well, maybe WE can’t use the kitchen… perhaps we could make someone else do it…

Chara: look here Criss-Cross I really don’t see that happening

Chara: who the heck would make food for us around here

Cross: do you see any other options? it’s this or no tacos

Chara: we should at least try bothering Nightmare some more first

Cross: no way man, Nightmare never changes his mind on anything when it comes to stuff like this. we’ve gotta go for the alternative.

(And so Cross and Chara set out to find someone to make their tacos.)

(But it didn’t work, so they decide to go bother Nightmare about it anyway.)

Nightmare: (on the phone) What? No, I’m asking if the zebra squirrels were properly transported to Underfell! Ugh, you’re useless!

(Nightmare hangs up and turns to see Cross lying on his side on the desk right in front of him.)

Nightmare: what the heck do you want now

Cross: let me use the kitcheeen

Cross: I promise I’ll try to not make it blow up

Nightmare: I already told you, NO

Cross: but NIIIIGHTMAAARE

Cross: IT’S THE ONLY KITCHEN IN THE CASTLE

Nightmare: GET OUT

Cross: I NEED TO MAKE FOOD

(Suddenly, in this fit of confusion, a portal appears behind Nightmare and a certain glitchy skeleton pushes him on top of Cross.)

Error: WHOOP-DE-DOO I TRIPPED

(The portal closes.)

(Nightmare twitches. And then, Killer Sans walks in!)

Killer Sans: OH SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING


Nightmare: STOP THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Killer Sans: HEHEH I’LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE (trolltastically exits)

Nightmare: I HATE EVERYONE

Cross: … uh?

Nightmare: I’VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS. IF PEOPLE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT US BEING MEANT TO BE TOGETHER WE MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT THE FRICK THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT

(Nightmare leans closer to Cross.)

Cross: w-wait what?

Cross: Nightmare you don’t realize what you’re saying–

Cross: I-I’ve been joking–

Nightmare: STAY STILL

(He gets closer. Suddenly, Cross is being restrained.)

Cross: AUGH

Cross: NIGHTMARE NO

(Someone knocks on the door.)

Nightmare: grrrrRRRR WHO IS IT

Random Person: Lord Nightmare there’s a package for you

Nightmare: I’M BUSY LEAVE IT OUTSIDE THE DOOR

Random Person: yes mah lord (leaves)

Nightmare: (looks back at Cross) NOW WHERE WERE WE

Cross: N-Nightmare we can still talk about this

Nightmare: NO

(NIGHTMARE KISSES CROSS)

Cross: (thoughts) CHARA WE DUN GOOFED

Chara: YOU DUN GOOFED YOU IDIOT

Cross: he’s actually really good at kissing though

Chara: SHUT UP

(They part.)

Nightmare:

Nightmare: This still makes no sense.

Cross: (still thoughts) ehhhaheahahahehHEH

Chara: o____o

Cross: do it again senpaaaiiii…

Chara: I DON’T WANNA BE HERE

(Cross is just kind of laying there, not talking and looking incredibly spaced out.)

Nightmare: … uh.

Nightmare: Cross?

Nightmare: (waves his hand in Cross’s face) are you still conscious

Cross: … no

nextbluemoon08  asked:

HI WANDA How would the ut and uf sans and us and sf paps react to their s/o fall down the stairs in the middle of a conversation, nearly break their neck and then just stand up and continue the conversation like nothing happened :3 (ps this is totally something I would do)

*deep breath*

Okay… so this beautiful person wrote me an ask, but since I had surgery with lots of meds and anesthesia, I was EXTREMELY high on meds. We were messaging and joking that I should try to write an imagine when I’m all light headed and silly, so…. this was the out come..

I BARELY REMEMBER FULLY WRITING THIS. THIS IS PURELY WHAT I WROTE WHILE LIGHT HEADED ON MEDICINE, AND I DID NOT EDIT THIS AT ALL. THIS IS RAW INPUT.

I’m so sorry for this
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UNDERTALE

++ Sans ++

OH SHIT ARE YIY OKAY???!!?! Classic nearly has a heart track seeing you flak down the stair!!! when you get up to keep walking and you continue thenxoverstion like nothing happened heblooks at you confused and stipsnyou, asking if you’re okay again. You BETTA BE OKAAYYYY. You nod and he stilvwortied but he shrugs. Long as you okay hebokay'n


UNDERFELL

++ Sans ++

Red stoops anchust stares T you. What the hell just happen? You get up and it both stare at each other with wide eyes, Red checking to make your your okaycand uo u just slowly start talking ahh, glancing away and then turns to keep walking. He follow and continuesbit to, but he gone bring it up later lay? He still worried bout youbut if you don’t wanna talk then yaalllll don’t use tooooo


UNdeetAWAP

** Papyrus ++

WOW YOU RELY TOOJ A FALL DIDNT YOU?? He races down the stairs and kneels next to you, asking you if your okay?!?? And you nod and tell him uahhhh you find, you fine boo, you slay queen/king/other, and you goioOD. HL YAHHH YOU GOOOD. Honey blinks and asks are you sure UOUsays YAAASSS QUEEENN. YAAASS. He hell you up and you star walking again and he ‘lol be more cautious with yours reps.


SWAPFELL

++ Papyrus +*

Ohh. Fucik. Are you okay?) are you sure?!?! He slides deon the rail of stairs with and gets down to you, looking at you. You sit up and you tell him you good you good and he tdoesnt bekge you at first. OH HON ARE YOU SURE YOURENOKAY THAT!!!?? You nod again and kiss his cheeks bone and ten you get up with his help (such eye insist you help tbh))) and. Then youctow keep talking like kyung. If you wanna retreat like nothing then that’s totally fine with I’m bb.

{{{TAGS/:}}} #WOWOWO %thisbwoud be me #i tried my best k #*Mi FEEL GREAT RN #yES I HAVE NI U LDNTHE SHAMES POSTING THIS#aus #isowo

In which I bought my first dakimakura and have no regrets but so many worries on how I’m going to explain this to my family.

  • Jyushimatsu: [as a priest] Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be wed? [gestures to Osomatsu and the horse]
  • Todomatsu: [raises hand] Yeah, do we really need a reason? What the hell is this?
  • Osomatsu: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
  • Todomatsu: OF WHAT?

*grumbles in Ichimatsu*

Based on this post by @incorrectdna

Omake:

The best friend, the worried senpai, and the protective boyfriend.

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