So from what I can tell Xiumin, Kai, and Yixing have black hair, Beakhyun and Suho have highlights? D.O blissfully has long hair still, and Chanyeol and Sehun are still hiding from us and Chen is Blonde!! It’s only been a night, we still have half of July to get through….
I fully believe Lance has worked at a summer camp at least once (but lbr he totally worked every summer, camp is good for the soul) because you don’t jump on an obvious swear that isn’t a swear like “Quiznak” and use it for an all purpose non-swear unless you’ve worked around kids that you have to maintain a general pg rating around (you’re the“Guidance”) and ensure they have a good relaxed time with you but that will totally rat you out to their parents and get you in trouble with your boss if you use recognizable swears.
Lance uses words like “this place has gone apples and bananas”. He totally works around kids ok. What self-respecting teen who HASN’T worked at summer camp would use words like that?No one. And because you have to condition yourself to use those silly fillers instead of swears it leaks into everyday vernacular and you. just. don’t stop after summer ends and maybe you sound ridiculous but hey you aren’t scaring small children with your bad words.
Maybe I should just cave and write a summer camp au. Lifeguard!Lance, anyone?