oh i want y'all to see this now

So I got this idea for a imagine/story

So the reader is Alaric’s daughter, her and Kai had a relationship before Kai was killed , she ends up pregnant with Kai’s baby and never got a chance to tell him, She becomes close with Stefan and he helps her with the baby and whatnot, they end up falling in love but part of her still loves Kai. So her and Stefan end up getting engaged and it’s their wedding day and its the part of the ceremony that the wedding officiant says,“ if any person knows any cause as to why the couple should not be wed, they should speak now, or forever hold their peace.” And Kai comes out of nowhere and does that finger pointing thing he did in episode 8x 14 and says, “I wonder who, I can’t seem to put a finger on who wouldn’t want to see these two lovey people getting married, oh would you look at that, it would be me Kai Parker.” and you and Stefan look at each other shocked and back at Kai .. if you want to hear the rest like this post or something so I know y'all want to read it

✧ GET  OUT  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

WARNING: spoilers below. may/may not be triggering/offensive mentions of political views, race, smoking, mild threats and disturbing physiological statements. 

  • ❝ I mean, I told you not to go in that house. ❞
  • ❝ How you find me? ❞
  • ❝ We handle shit. That’s what we do. ❞
  • ❝ Consider this situation… fuckin’ handled. ❞
  • ❝ Man, I told you not to go in that house. ❞
  • ❝ I would have voted for Obama for a third term. ❞  
  • ❝ Now you’re in the sunken place. ❞  
  • ❝ This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy. ❞  
  • ❝ I want those things you see through. ❞  
  • ❝ I want your eyes, man/woman. ❞  
  • ❝ You know what I say? ❞  
  • ❝ I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. ❞  
  • ❝ We might know more than y'all sometimes. ❞  
  • ❝ And see this is what I came up with. ❞
  • ❝ What’s the next move? ❞  
  •  ❝ So look I, I go do my… my detective work, right? ❞  
  • ❝ I start putting pieces together. ❞  
  • ❝ Don’t ever, ever say that I don’t do nothing anymore.  ❞
  • ❝ Oh white girls… they get you every time. ❞  
  • ❝ You know I can’t give you the keys, babe. ❞  
  • ❝ I didn’t use to dress like this. ❞  
  • ❝ That would explain the clothes… Alright.  ❞ 
  • ❝ Bruh how you not scared of this man/woman? ❞  
  • ❝ I’m pretty sure they are not a kinky sex family dawg. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know if you noticed. ❞
  • ❝ White people love making people sex slaves and shit. 
  • ❝ They have you bleeping barking like a dog. ❞
  • ❝ You were one of my favorites. ❞  
  • ❝ I ain’t never seen you like this before, bro. ❞  
  • ❝ The mind is a terrible thing to waste. 
  • ❝ When they died, I couldn’t bare to let them go. ❞
  • ❝ If there’s too many white people, I get nervous. ❞
  • ❝ Just give me the keys! ❞  
  • ❝ I don’t know where they are. ❞
  • ❝ So are you guys coming up from the city? ❞  
  • ❝ Can I see your license please? ❞  
  • ❝ Do you smoke in front of my daughter/son? ❞  
  • ❝ I’m going to quit.  ❞
  • ❝ Have you got your toothbrush? ❞  
  • ❝ Do you have your computer? ❞
  • ❝ You might want to, you know. ❞  
  • ❝ Do they know I’m black?  ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to hug you, my man. 
  • ❝ Are you ready for this? ❞
  • ❝ So, how long has this been going on, this.. this thing? ❞
  • ❝ Get out! Get out! Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! ❞
  • ❝ No, no no no no, don’t do it. Just fucking go. ❞
  • ❝ I’m so sorry. It’s me. I.. I love you. ❞
  • ❝ So you’re comfortable enough, right? ❞
  • ❝ You wanna know how it works? ❞
  • ❝ What is your purpose in life? ❞
  • ❝ Fuck this, I’m just going the other way, not today. ❞
  • ❝ You know how they like to do motherfuckers out here, I’m gone. ❞
  • ❝ This motherfucker hung up on me. ❞
  • ❝ Oh man, it begins. Are you ready for this? ❞
  • ❝ Just smile. Yeah, there you go, there it is. ❞
  • ❝ Pardon me, I’m going to take some pictures. ❞
  • ❝ Good to see an old brother around here. ❞
  • ❝ You two make a lovely couple. ❞
  • ❝ I know who you are. ❞
  • ❝ I’m an admirer of your great work. ❞
  • ❝ My assistant describes the work to me in great detail. ❞
  • ❝ Life can be a sick joke. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, you got that right. Shit ain’t fair.  ❞
  • ❝ I owe you an apology. ❞
  • ❝ How rude of me to touch your belongings without asking. ❞
  • ❝ It’s cool. I was just confused. ❞
  • ❝ I can assure you there was no funny business. ❞
  • ❝ It’s fine. I wasn’t trying to snitch. ❞
  • ❝ I can assure you I don’t answer to anyone. ❞
  • ❝ That’s not my experience. Not at all. ❞
  • ❝ I got hypnotized last night. ❞
  • ❝ Do you think they saw that shit coming? Hell no! ❞
  • ❝ I should get back to work and minding my own business. ❞
Play: Signs at New Years 🎊

Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Air Signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Earth Signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn


5:30 pm:
Aries: “Hey guys and gals, who is ready to pah-ty today!?”

•SILENCE•

Virgo: “Haha, no one answered!”

*Sagittarius does not like seeing the silence and breaks it*

Sagittarius: “Oh Aries, sure we can have a party, but who are you going to invite?”

Virgo: “Please don’t invite the rowdy and talkative people, ahem, the ‘Air Signs’. ”

Aries: “Oh you mean Gemini, Libra and Aquarius, oh hell no, we are inviting them whether ya like it or not Virgo!”

Virgo: “😑”


7:00 pm:

*doorbell rings two times*

Gemini: “AYYYYEEEEEEE FAM, who is ready to party!!!”

Libra: *very nervous for no reason* “Okay, Gem, did you get your stuff from the trunk of the car? Aqua? You guys, I am not the maid here.”

Aquarius: “Ya I got it Miss ActLikeAMommy, calm and chill. It is a PARTY.”

*Gemini and Aquarius scream in happiness*

Virgo: *secretly leaves the loft and goes to their room*

Aries: “Who is ready to invite everyone?”

All Air Signs and Sagittarius: “ME!!”


9:16 pm

•Taurus, Capricorn, Leo and Water Signs walk in the house and gets surprised•

*door bell rings one time*

Aries, Sagittarius, Air Signs: “SURPRISE!”

Leo: “What a surprise everyone!” *Hugs the Fire Signs*

Scorpio: “Oh Libra, why are you so nervous?”

Libra: “Well, clearly, I do not want to hear fireworks, because, I had a bad history with them.”

Scorpio: “Oh okay, well if you hear one just cover your ears.”

Libra: “I will try.”

Sagittarius: “Ok guys, we are in Virgo’s house, and we have to keep it clean because ya know how he is.”

Cancer: “True, true, alright, I will start cooking! Who wants steak for tonight?”

EVERYONE: “MEH!!”

Pisces: “Hey Virgo, I see that you are talking to somebody on your phone.”

Virgo: “Can you please leave me alone, Pisces.”

Pisces: “Fine. 😏”

Taurus: “Cap, can you help me fix the dinner table?”

Capricorn: “Sure!”

•Air Signs all talking to each other•


10:24 pm

Cancer: “Steak is ready! Gather up everyone!”

*everyone gathers up to the table*


Taurus: “Let us first say the grace.”

*after saying the grace*

Capricorn: “Alright! Stuff your bellies!”

*everyone eats*

11:30 pm

Virgo: “Guys, in the news I heard someone was killed because of Fire works!”

Libra: “Oh no, no, no, no, no! I need to go back home, please excuse me everyone. NOT TODAY.”

*Libra exits the door crying*

Leo: “Hahaha, what is up with her?”

Scorpio: “Eh, I will tell you later.”

Pisces: “Who told you? Your girlfriend?”

*everyone laughs*

Virgo: “Look I don’t have time for this, we have to put away all the Fire crackers or any fire hazardous things in here, you all got it?”

*everyone nods*

Virgo: “Cool.”

Gemini: “OMG, it is almost New Years!!!”

Aquarius: “Yay! What are your New Year’s Resolution guys?”

Scorpio: “Oh, haha I have a lot.”

Capricorn: “Hey y'all, who wants classy, traditional music?”

Cancer: “ME!”

Capricorn: “Anyone else? Okay I will play it.”

Aries: *opens tv and sees fireworks there instead* “Aww, I wish we could light up some fireworks, this isn’t fair.”

Leo: “I know right.”

Sagittarius: “This isn’t fun anymore.”

Aquarius: “Yeah, Virgo.”

Gemini: “I feel like the New Year’s Vibe is now lost.”

Virgo: *gives the Fire and Air Signs a bad look* “Guys, die or pie?”

*Fire and Air Signs look at each other*

Gemini: “You’re right, we should just enjoy the time and relax!”

Virgo: “Uh, Pisces, can I talk to you outside for a minute?”

Pisces: “Um, sure?”


12:00 AM 🍰🍻🎂📸🎉💝

•EVERYONE PARTYING INSIDE•

Virgo: “I..I.”

Pisces: “You.. Like me. Huh?”

Virgo: *blushes*

Pisces: “…”

*Pisces hugs Virgo*

Pisces whispers: “I like you too. But wait, who were you talking to earlier?”

Virgo: “Well, I was asking my friend how to ask you out.”

Pisces: “Awwww!!” *Pisces kisses Virgo*

Virgo: 😵😍


And they all had a HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

The end.

anonymous asked:

ayoo! I really liked the pregnancy preference you just wrote! maybe you can do something like that again but instead your secretly dating one of the boys (maybe dal or steve) and they get mad and make a big scene cause you didn't tell them first? thaaanks :) (btw really loooove your writing!)

thank you! this made me smile omg :) (since you suggested dally and steve, i decided to make this two separate imagines! hope you like!

~~~

Dally:

It had been two months since you started dating Tulsa’s bad boy. It wasn’t all that bad and he could be really sweet, but there was a problem.

None of the gang knew about it. And you all didn’t want them to.

Dally had found something for once that made him truly happy. He found someone who loved him for who he was, even though he was always up to no good. He believed his friends would tease him and ruin things for the both of you, and he didn’t want that.

But all secrets would be revealed in time.

You and Dally were out and about one night and it just so happened that the gang was heading to a rumble. They saw you two walking and you had just slipped your hand into Dally’s. They saw it and, boy, were they confused.

They ran up to you two and started to scream, “So, what’s going on here?”

Two-But was really the first to acknowledge that you two were holding hands when he said, “I didn’t know you were into hand-holdin’, Dal.”

“I’m not, man. What are y'all doing here?”

“Well it just so happens that we were on our way to a rumble,” said Steve.

“Oh,” you quietly remarked.

“Is there something you all wanna tell us?” asked Two-Bit.

“No, not really,” you said.

“Look, it’s obvious now. You all are a thing.”

“Why would it matter if we are a ‘thing’? We are both happy, I hope, and we just wanted to try it and see how it would work,” Dally snapped.

“Why didn’t you tell us? We would’ve been fine with it!” Darry raised his voice, angry at the fact that a secret had been kept from them.

“How long has this been going on?” Ponyboy asked.

“Two months,” you said in a low voice.

“Why didn’t you all say something?! It wasn’t like we were going to do anything! We weren’t going to steal her from you!!” Darry yelled again.

“Guys, please don’t fight,” Johnny said, getting in between Dally and the rest of the gang.

“There will be no fight because we are leaving,” Dally grabbed your arm and pulled you away from them.

You looked back at them and one of them yelled, “We’ll talk about this later!”

You turned around and heard them leave. The closer you two got to Buck’s, the worse you felt.

“Maybe we should have told them. I didn’t think they would react like that.”

“I know, but this is what we want, and I am fine with them being upset with us for a while if that is what it takes.”

Dally usually never got defensive over you if someone didn’t like the relationship. He would just tell them to get over it, but the gang was different. They were like his family. He wanted them to at least not be angry over his decisions, but it was different this time. He meant what he said. He really did want this relationship, because he was happy even though he wouldn’t say it.

•••

Steve:

You loved Steve with all of your heart and he loved you the same way. You all had been a couple for almost 6 months now and you hoped it would stay that way forever.

The only bad part to this relationship was that the gang had no idea that you two were dating. Both you and Steve were worried about how they would react, especially Sodapop. You both were worried that Soda would feel as if you were taking Steve away from him and you didn’t want him to feel that way. So from the first date to now, you two promised to keep it a secret.

Until one day when Ponyboy saw you two at the Dingo together.

He ran home and told Darry about it.

“Darry!”

“Pony? I thought you were going to the Dingo. Why are you back here?”

“You won’t believe what I saw. I saw Y/N and Steve there together. They looked like they were on a date.”

“Why would that matter? He may have invited her there for a little while and they were just having a good time.”

“I know that, but could we ask ‘em about it? I mean, that isn’t really normal, you know?”

“You can ask when they get here.”

Pony really didn’t like Steve, and he figured that this would be a time to get back at him for everything he has ever done.

You two walked in the door laughing and the whole gang was in the Curtis living room.

“I have a question for you two,” Pony said.

“What’s up?”

“Are you two a thing?”

Both of your faces got red.

“Why would you think that?”

“I saw you two at the Dingo tonight. You all kinda looked like a couple so I thought that I’d ask.”

Sodapop looked at you two and asked you all if you were a couple. Steve couldn’t lie to his best friend.

“Yea. We have been for about 6 months now.” He hung his head low.

“Why didn’t you tell me, buddy? I would’ve been fine with it,” Soda smiled.

“We didn’t want you to feel like I was taking Steve away from you,” you said.

“I don’t feel like that. I’m happy for you all.”

“But I’m not!” Pony yelled. “Why aren’t you all mad at them?! They have kept this huge secret from you guys for 6 months!”

“Pony, it doesn’t matter,” Two-Bit remarked.

“Yes it does! They didn’t tell us!”

“Cut it out, Pony,” Johnny stepped in.

Pony stomped off to his room and slammed the door.

“Maybe next time you should tell him first,” Darry laughed.

They were all happy, except Ponyboy, but that was only because he wasn’t very fond of Steve.

~~~

A/N: i hope you enjoyed this and i am so sorry you had to wait a long time for your request to be written. i wasn’t around a computer and my phone was acting up. but really, thank you for requesting!

Y’all…………… I met one of my favorite bands, was at the very front during the entire concert, and interacted with the lead singer in the middle of the show and I’m just………………….. dying from happiness rn

Kpop Parents Connections #The4thMeeting #MarriageCounseling

Jaebum: Today will be a little different guys, I invited a special guest to moderate, and to instill us with sound wisdom, so that we can become better and stronger couples.

Heechul: I get paid up front for this right?

Jaebum: *turns red* yes…I already explained all of this in the bathroom this morning.

Seungcheol: *raises hand* Can I go home? I just remembered that i had actual important things to do.

Rap Monster: Woah!! I have a question! What were you both doing in the bathroom??

Jaebum: We were ju-

Heechul: I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Jungkook.

Jin:

Kihyun: Too soon bro

Sunggyu: *to Woohyun* What’s a Jungkook?

Kris: Can I change seats?

Jinyoung: *from back of room* WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?? YOU HAVEN’T BEEN RELEVANT IN OVER 2 YEARS!!

Suho: AT LEAST MY MAN IS FAITHFUL AND DIDN’T LEAVE ME TO GO ON WEEKLY IDOL WITH VIXX’S YOUNGBAE!

TOP: Wait, what?

Seungcheol: *raises hand* Please I’m allergic to stupid.

Heechul: Okay let’s get some order! Jaebum called me because clearly things haven’t been working out smoothly. I see that you all have a lot of issues, and we’ll use this time to go over a few and try to become more harmonious.

Jeonghan: Tbh, I’d appreciate it more if someone that could actually sing, in key, talked about being in harmony.

Himchan:*sniffs air* Did someone leave the stove on? I think I smell a burrnnn!

Heechul: Don’t come for me Chongham. When your little cutesy group breaks up in 2 years and you’re flat broke, standing in the center of Seoul with nothing but a cardboard sign and a dry weave from the Ren Collection, you’re gonna wish you were still on my good side.

Jaebum: Heechul pls you’re not helping…

Leo: I’m gonna get some coffee *leaves out side door*

Yongguk: *mutters* I didn’t get better for this

Woohyun: Speaking as the newest guy here, I’m really happy that I finally got to come to one of these meetings. I hear they’re always a big hit.

JinJin: Yeah I’ve only been to one, It was pretty neat. No complaints except f–

GD:WAIT A MINUTE! I thought this was an Idol parents meeting not bring your toddler to trainee camp. Who’s the tyke?

JinJin: that part….

Jaebum: *sighs* You all know who they are by now. Leave Astro alone! They are an important part of our kpop world, and they contribute greatl-

Kihyun: *coughs loudly*

Jaebum: *glares*

Kihyun: Sorry, I’m allergic to bullsh-

Heechul: IT’S TIME TO BARE YOUR SOULS! Let’s share our feelings and emotions. Jin you have been pretty quiet this evening, how about you go first?

Jin: Well, I like to think that Namjoon and I are fine. We and the children actually just won the Artist of the Year Awa-

Suho: CBX WAS FIRE YIXING GOT A SOLO KAI ISN’T INJURED KYUNGSOO HAS A MOVIE CHANYEOL DID A SOUNDTRACK AND SEHUN IS STILL IN THE GROUP!

GD: I cancelled an after party with Victoria Secret models for this so..

Namjoon: Dude, why are you trying to overshadow us? You told me that you were proud.

Suho: *checks face in compact mirror* I say a lot of things. Keep up or fall behind.

Jeonghan: *to Jinyoung* Isn’t that what happened to Exo?

Yongguk: I really could be doing creative during this time.

Hakyeon: Can someone tell me why am I even still here? Has anyone seen Leo?

GD: Yeah, he said he was getting coffee and never came back.

Kris: Lies! *readjusts overpriced cap* That’s the same excuse I gave Suho when I left him high and dry.

Jinyoung: *smirks*

Suho: Wait…wha-

Kris: *puts fingers to Suho’s lips* That was the old me hon, I’ve changed.

Woohyun: Wellll, Sunggyu and I are fine. Our family is really chill. We really get along and lov-

GD: Time out on the fluff stuff, let’s dig into the real deal.

TOP: *snorts* If only your lyrics rhymed as well as that sentence.

GD: If only your songs wrote themselves.

Jaebum: WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU ALL TO GET ALONG??

Himchan: I don’t know, why is it so hard for your rappers to rap?

Seungcheol: I’m going to go help Leo get some coffee. *leaves out side door*

MJ: I think we should go, and that maybe we won’t be coming back.

Kihyun: Do you mean musically or just physically?

JinJin: Physically

Kihyun: oh

Heechul: Shownu, you haven’t said one word all night. There must be something you want to say.

Shownu: no

Kris: I swear they let anyone be an idol these days. Back in my day you needed talent, brains, and pure will to make it!

Jinyoung: I’m going to just let that go.

Jeonghan: If only you would let your acting career go too.

Heechul: I give up.

Jaebum: NO! THIS MEETING CAN’T END THIS WAY! WE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING!!

Hakyeon: Neither did the JJ project but things still worked out somehow.

Namjoon: Jin let’s get some coffee too *leaves*

Jinyoung: I don’t even know if I should be offended or

Suho: I THINK WE ALL KNOW BY NOW THERE’S NOT REALLY ANY COFFEE

Hakyeon: Suho, shut up, it’s been a long day. I’m going home. Catch you all the next time. *leaves*

GD: Come on Top. I didn’t bring you here so that I would have to drive my own self back. 

TOP: You brought me because you’ve been drinking out of a beer bottle in your sleeve the whole night and if you go to jail YG may kick you out of th *bursts into giggles* Sorry I can’t keep a straight face when I’m trying to relate to the lessers. *both leave*

Namjoon: We’re dipping out too. Apparently once you become popular you’re suppose to forget who your true friends were. *leaves*

Jin: When we become washed up has beens I’ll  bring cookies to the next one! *leaves*

Sunggyu: SM HAS NEW ROOKIES???

Kihyun: Hey grandpa! Maybe you should start your own meeting and invite all the elderly!

Woohyun: Don’t give him any ideas, please. *guides Sunggyu out*

Himchan: We’re leaving, frankly I don’t even know if we’ll be back. We’re going through a lot-

Jeonghan: *calls out* Get a new sob story! This one’s getting old!

Himchan *clears throat* and we would do better keeping to ourselves for a while. Come on Yongguk.

Yongguk: Bye thanks for remembering we exist.

Shownu: See you next time. *leaves*

Kihyun: Jinyoung totally fax me over those divorce tips you were telling me about earlier *leaves*

Jinyoung: Will do!

Jaebum: WHA-

Kris: Suho let’s go, Vinnie is having a party at his house and i want to drop you off before I roll up with models on both arms.

Jeonghan: Can I get a ride home with y'all?

Suho: VINNIE??? OH SO NOW YOU DO ONE MOVIE TOGETHER AND YOU GOT BFF NICKNAMES?? WELL TELL VINNIE TO STREAM YOUR STALE SINGLE AND SEND YOU PERSONALIZED FANMAIL FROM NOW ON THEN!

Jeonghan: Never mind, I’ll walk. *leaves*

Kris: YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY MAN I GOT??? HAHA WELCOME TO 2014 PART 2: RETURN OF THE EXIT! *slams door and leaves*

Suho: WAIT! I CAN CHANGE BABE!! *runs after*

Jinyoung: I think I may actually hate them.

Heechul: Lol I do.

Jaebum: You can leave now too.

Heechul: *coughs* Where’s my money? I ain’t working for fre-

Jinyoung & Jaebum: Get out!

Heechul: Whatever, If You Do was better than Hard Carry anyway….and that’s not saying much. *leaves*

Jaebum: Wow look at us actually getting along and standing unite-

Jinyoung: Shut up, I’m still trying to find a way to poison you.

Jaebum: Your love is the only poison I need.

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: Shut up.

Tea Time (Grayson)

Requested by anonymous: “first time with grayson”

————

You were sitting in the cafeteria at your office, eating your lunch, when a friend of yours came up to you, joining you at your table.

“Hey, what are you doing this weekend?” She asked.

“I have a date Saturday night. Why?” You asked.

“My sister has an extra concert ticket, and I was gonna see if you wanted to go with us.” She said. “But your plans sound more interesting. Are you going out with that guy you’ve been telling me about? What was his name, Grayson?”

“Yes, it’s Grayson.” You nodded.

“What is this now, like date number four, five?” She asked.

“It’s actually more like date six.” You corrected.

“Have y'all slept together yet? What was it like?”

“Okay, first of all, no.”

“Oh, wow. Five dates and no sex? What a gentleman.” She joked.

“Well, it’s not like either of us wanted to jump in the sack as soon as we went out. But, it’s kind of refreshing to be with someone who isn’t pushing it on me either. Like, the last few guys I dated, we had sex within the first three dates, and we didn’t last long. But Grayson is different. I really like him, and I don’t want to do anything that’ll ruin it.” You explained.

“Awe. Well, I hope things work out for you two.” She said. You sat there with her, chit chatting while you finished your lunch.

* * *

It was finally Saturday night, and you were getting ready for your date with Grayson. You finished getting dressed, sprayed on some perfume, slipped on your shoes and walked downstairs just as the doorbell rang. You opened the door to find Grayson standing there, a bouquet of your favorite flowers in his hand.

“Hey.” He said kissing you on the cheek. “I remember how much you said you liked these the last time we went out, so I got you some.” He added.

“They’re beautiful. Let me put them in some water and we’ll go.” You said. You took the flowers from him, put them in a vase and set them on your counter, then you and Grayson headed out to dinner. He took you out to dinner at a nice Italian restaurant and then afterwards, you just walked around downtown, eventually stopping at an ice cream shop for dessert. Once you finished your ice cream, and Grayson took you back home, you stood on your porch for a long while, just talking.

“It’s starting to get a bit chilly. You wanna come in for some coffee, or tea?” You asked.

“Actually, tea sounds great.” Grayson said. You led him inside and put a pot of water on.

“I have green tea, peach tea, raspberry tea, all kinds of tea. Which one would you like?” You asked.

“Hmm, let’s go with green tea.” He said. You pulled out the green tea for Grayson and the peach tea for yourself.

“So, I had a great time tonight.” You said, walking over to him and wrapping your arms around his neck. He placed his hands on your hips and kissed you.

“So did I.” He said. He backed you into the counter and placed his hands on either side of you and you tangled your fingers in his hair. You stood there making out in the kitchen until you were interrupted by the whistling of the tea kettle on the stove.

“I should probably get that.” You said between kisses.

“I’m suddenly no longer in the mood for tea.” He said, his voice husky and low, his lips brushed across yours as he spoke. You turned the stove of and led Grayson upstairs, your lips barely leaving each other as you walked to your bedroom. He backed into your bed and fell over, you landing on top of him, causing you both to giggle.

“Whoops.” You laughed, continuing to kiss him. You started to undress each other, soon both only in your underwear.

“(Y/N), wait,” He said, rolling you over and hovering over you.

“What’s wrong?” You asked.

“Nothing, just grabbing a condom.” He laughed. He pulled his wallet out of his jeans and took a condom out. He put it on and slowly crawled on top of you, kissing every part of your body as he made his way back up you your lips.

“You ready?” He asked. You nodded and kissed him again.

* * *

You woke up the next morning, an arm wrapped tight around your waist. You rolled over and saw Grayson still sound asleep next to you. You smiled, kissed his forehead, and got up to go to the bathroom. You grabbed a t-shirt and shorts out of your dresser and threw them on. You walked back into the room, Grayson now awake and on his phone. You crawled back into bed and snuggled into his side as he held you in his arms.

“Good morning.” You said, kissing his cheek.

“Morning.” He said with a smile. “I know it’s early, but I gotta head out. I have some work to catch up on before tomorrow morning.” He said as he got up and got dressed.

“Awe, but I wanted to go for round two.” You said with a smirk.

“Stop, or else I’m not gonna want to leave.” Grayson laughed.

“That was my plan.” You said as you pulled him back into the bed.

“(Y/N), I really have to go.” He said as he kissed you.

“Ugh, fine.” You whined. You walked him downstairs and you both laughed as you go to the kitchen, your mugs and tea still sitting out on the counter.

“I’ll take a rain check on the tea.” Grayson said.

“Sounds good.” You smiled. You walked him out, and said your goodbyes.

“Last night was absolutely amazing. I will call you later, and we can make plans for later this week.” Grayson said, kissing you softly.

“I’ll be waiting. Bye Gray.” You said, kissing him again.

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I didn’t know if you wanted like, first time ever, or just first time with each other, so i wrote it as first time with each other. But, if you wanted something else, I’d be happy to write another. :)

13RW Social Media AU Chat Part 2

SQUAD


Sunday, 3rd September, 5:50am

itsdelacruz: Yoooooo new girl, that party was fucking litttt

Foley33: It’s 6am Monty, I’m trying to go to sleep. Fuck off

itsdelacruz: Nah, dude, check this sunrise aye

*Photo*

SheriHollandxo: Monty where are you?

itsdelacruz: idkkkkk, I’m walking home, and the sunrise is beautiful 😍

jessss: Monty, focus, get your ass home

xstandallx: How are you even walking straight dude, you’re fucked

itsdelacruz: pfft, I can walk fine thanks, Standall

MyNamesJeff: Monty, where are you? I’m coming to pick you up

Foley33: Thank god, and I can go to sleep

Haanaahbaakeer: You guys, did you know Jess makes a reaaaaally good pillow?

LordClay: Hannah, are you drunk?

jessss: Bitch get your knee out of my back

Foley33: Holy fuck, I don’t deserve this shit 😩 I’m muting y'all

xstandallx: ^

CourtCrim: ^^

itsdelacruz: Guys, Jeff won’t buy me ice-cream on the way home. Tell him to buy me ice-cream

jessss: Jeff, buy Monty an ice-cream!!!

Haanaahbaakeer: Yeah, Jeff, buy him an ice-cream!!1!1!1

LordClay: Hannah, you should go to sleep. You’re gonna have a headache in the morning

YodaPadilla: Why am I just finding this chat at 6am on a Sunday?

YodaPadilla: Don’t y'all ever sleep?

jessss: Hannah threw a party, we just finished. Where were you, Yoda?

LordClay: Hey! Only I’m allowed to call him that. And it’s unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful. Yoda.

MyNamesJeff: Oh my god, you guys, go to bed!

jessss: Did you buy Monty an ice-cream?

MyNamesJeff: Yessssss I did. Now go to bed!

MyNamesJeff: And have some water

Haanaahbaakeer: Hehe yes Dad

MyNamesJeff: 🤦🏽‍♂️

MyNamesJeff: Good night, you nerds

itsdelacruz: Hey! Why you only saying night to Clay?

LordClay: 🖕🏼

jessss: Hey, whatever happened to Zach?


Sunday, 3rd September, 1:30pm

zachnotzachary: Hey guys… anyone feel like driving me home?

Foley33: Dude, where are you?

zachnotzachary: I fell asleep in the school grandstands

LordClay: How’d you even get there?

xstandallx: ^

zachnotzachary: …I was chasing the sun…

LordClay: HAHAHAHAHA

Foley33: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

zachnotzachary: Fuck off, dude. SOMEONE JUST COME GET ME!

xstandallx: I can if you want?

zachnotzachary: YES!

Haanaahbaakeer: Guys, Jess is still sleeping, how do I wake her up?

zachnotzachary: Throw cold water on her

Foley33: Put some whipped cream in her hand and tickle her with a feather

itsdelacruz: Draw a dick on her face

Haanaahbaakeer: You’re all immature…

Ryan_Shaver: So last night was interestinggggggg

zachnotzachary: Wait! Don’t tell the stories until we’re all here!! Alex is driving me

SheriHollandxo: Ohhhh I’m here for goss

SheriHollandxo: Unless it’s about me, then get fucked

MyNamesJeff: Oh so you’re all up, huh? How are our heads feeling?

itsdelacruz: I’m feeling fine

MyNamesJeff: Mhmmm sure. How was your ice-cream boo?

itsdelacruz: Fuck you, Atkins

Haanaahbaakeer: GUYS! I WAS DRINKING MY WATER AND JESS SAID SOMETHING IN HER SLEEP SO I LAUGHED AND SPAT IT ALL OVER HER AND SHE’S DRENCHED BUT SHE STILL HASN’T WOKEN UP YET SEND HELP!!!

SheriHollandxo: She’s gonna kill you 😂😂😂

Haanaahbaakeer: I’m too young to die! 😩😩

zachnotzachary: Shoutout to Alex for dropping me home

xstandallx: Np. Hope your Mum didn’t leave a bruise when she whooped ya

Foley33: Zach, you know not to piss your mum off 😂😂

jessss: So I’m awake… thanks for the shower, Han

Haanaahbaakeer: he he he sorry? 😘

xstandallx: Guys, what’s the best thing on the monet’s menu? It’s urgent!

LordClay: Wait, I got this! Let me ask Skye for you


LordClay added skyelight to the chat


LordClay: Skye, Monet’s recommendation!

skyelight: Cookie frappe, or if you don’t want cold, the white hot chocolates are amazing! They’ve got actual chocolate in them

xstandallx: This is an awkward question… but are you the girl on break in the corner?

skyelight: Yes…

Haanaahbaakeer: Alex is the weird kid with the bleach blonde hair

skyelight: Oh, blondie who just tripped in the door?

xstandallx: I already don’t like you

skyelight: 😘

jessss: I don’t know what’s going on, but I just read the messages back, and Ryan I swear to god if you write about last night!!

Ryan_Shaver: It’s already done, Babe 😘

Foley33: Alright, tell what happened

Ryan_Shaver: Where do you want me to start? Our little closet friends, spin the bottle, the stripping, the almost threesome or…? Y'all let me know

itsdelacruz: Ah shit 🤦🏽‍♂️

Ryan_Shaver: You know, I think our new friends are going to fit in very, very well

xstandallx: 😳

Haanaahbaakeer: What do you mean by that?

Ryan_Shaver: Yesterday’s gaydar wasn’t so off… I have vids, but I’m not showing you yet, I want to see you all figure out what happened last night on your own

skyelight: Oh you guys don’t remember?

Ryan_Shaver: Skye gets it

Foley33: You’re bullshitting

skyelight: Well spin the bottle was interesting… and a couple of you really are drunk strippers… then there was the full hour Zach spent playing with blondie’s hair and asking him about dying it… The matching tattoo’s two of you have on your ass now, peer pong that nearly ended in a fight, the half naked pillow fight, the threesome y'all tried to set up, and everyone being obsessively in love with the new kids… did I miss anything, Ryan?

Ryan_Shaver: No, you nailed it, I guess they can find the rest in the first issue of my magazine

Foley33: Whatever

Ryan_Shaver: Don’t lie, y'all are curious now. Some of you are obviously curious too. See you losers tomorrow, don’t panic too much, I promise to be nice 😘

  • N: [CLINGS ONTO MEMBERS] LET ME LOVE YOUUUUU~ ^-^ KYAAAAA! MY CUTE BABIES~~~ (❦ ᴗ ❦ ✿)
  • VIXX MEMBERS: [RUNS FOR THE HILLS YELLING "NOOOO N HYUNG LET US BE FREE!"]
  • The Next Morning...
  • HONGBIN: N HYUNG! N HYUNG!
  • HYUK: HYUNG, WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
  • LEO: HAKYEONNIE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHIRT?
  • KEN: HAKYEON HYUNG, I CAN'T FIND MY SOCKS! DID YOU SEE IT?
  • RAVI: HYUNG, WHAT'S OUR SCHEDULE LIKE FOR TODAY?
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  • N: OH SO NOW Y'ALL WANT ME (¬_¬)
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Do y'all ever think about fictional characters discovering media?

Like idk sometimes I watch or listen to things and are like “oh I wish ___ could see it.”

Like I want Kaz to see the Now You See Me movies

And I want Mor to discover lgbt music!

Wylan to discover dyslexia websites so he can show others and just know its not him!

Sometimes I think about Feyre and the Illryian women discovering the “Fight like a girl” saying. You know with badass women with it.

Various characters discovering sources on ptsd, depression and anxiety.

Sometimes is just really badass fanart.

I want Lysandra to read six of crows and The grisha Trillogy for Inej and Genya.

I want Aelin and Nehemia to see photos of women of colour standing up to the police/authority.

I want manon and the 13 to see characters like Regina (ouat) etc who are ruthless in their protection but love alot


Idk i have a lot of feelings

I just wanna see them see it.

Please add to this list. For science obvs.
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I’ve not really spoken about this on tumblr at all but I thought I might mention it just in case you’re curious! Since about September of 2016 I’ve had this channel and have been uploading some Got7 related videos and the channel has done pretty well without any kind of promotion here on my blog. I thought some of you might be interested in watching the videos since they’re all about Got7 (try not to fangirl, compilations etc.)

Feel free to check out my channel if you want to see some cute Got7 vids. Okay and now I feel really weird for this self promo…OH WELL ENJOY

anonymous asked:

hey!! could i have a ship? preferably with a boy from either DEH or BMC! i am about 5'5", i have brown hair (with bangs) and glasses. my hobbies include painting, drawing, watching old movies, and bowling with friends. i am planning on going to art school after i graduate. when i am not working ((i work at a store that's kind of like Lush)) i am playing music and marathoning tv shows and watching musical bootlegs. thanks !!!!

omg
For DEH, I ship you with CONNOR MURPHY!
- he found you through your art
- and he was in love like holy shit
- whenever he saw something drawn or made by you his heart went fuzzy but he pushed it away BAD FEELINGS
- OH AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHEN HE SEES YOU WHOOOO BOIII
- he thinks you’re perfect, and he absolutely LOVES your bangs. He also thinks the glasses are pretty cute hehe
- he didn’t really want to talk to you bc he was afraid he’d fuck up something or you’d see him as a freak
- but you guys started talking and weLp y'all are dating now
- he comes over to your house and you guys just sit there and (awkwardly, Connor Murphy type) cuddle while watching old movies
- this boyo loves u sm omg
For BMC, I ship you with MICHAEL MELL!
- okay so he first met you at the bowling alley
- insert heart eyes emoji
- he awkwardly tried to impress you haha
- trips over his own feet
- he bought you a cherry slushie one time and I guess that’s kinda considered y'all’s first date but not really
- he goes to the very depths of the internet to find you bootlegs
- his fav thing is kissing you omg
- tells Jeremy everything
- gushes about you to eVERYONE
- a whole bunch of hugs from behind.
- super protective
- literally a lost puppy around you
- WHATTACUTIE

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Hey kids. Good news and bad news. The good news is Ch.4 is starting! Four chapters of this nonsense? Anyway, this will be the last multi-page post for a while. You’re still getting weekly food, but only one page at a time. It’s not something I really want to do. I love being able to give you guys more story to chew on each week, but I’m starting work on a big comic project that’s going to take up a lot of my time so need to give myself a little bit of a buffer. I can’t tell you about it now, but I will soon. Anyway, I hope this chapter is your favorite chapter of Food Hates You that you ever did read. Despite uploading slower than the others. See you on the other side, friends! Byyyyyyyeeeee!

Oh, and by the way… You can always buy a copy of this comic at foodhatesyou.biz/shop if you want to read it all before everyone else and then feel like a real cool kid!*

*Edit: I still have to update the store, but I’m super busy, y'all. Sorry for the delay. Print copies coming soon.

Imagine #5 My Valentine

Originally posted by carboneross

February 14th…

Valentine’s Day… Our special day. Not only was it Valentine’s Day to us, but Neymar also asked me to be his on this day, exactly 2 years ago. But just like every day I had to go to college and Neymar had to train for his upcoming match.

I was getting ready for college, so I took a quick shower and put on a casual red dress with a pair of wedges. I quickly added just a little bit of make-up to my face. I grabbed my bag and phone and headed downstairs, only to find him making breakfast in just his boxers. I sneaked up from behind him and wrapped my arms around his waist. “Happy Valentine’s Day baby,” I greeted him, leaving a kiss on his bare back. I felt his muscles relax under my touch and he turned around. “Happy Valentine’s Day Y/N.” He smiled giving me a kiss. “So what are you making?” I asked looking behind him. “French toast with strawberries.” He grinned. I moaned just hearing the words french toast, however, it made Ney laugh at me. “Ugh, you know I like french toast, yours especially.” I winked at him. “Baby, you love my french toast.” He said winking back. “That sounds weird,” I made a weird face and he laughed, “So what are you gonna do today?” I asked him. “I’m gonna wait for you to come home when I’m done training.” He smirked. I smiled at him, “I’m so lucky to have you amor.” I couldn’t help but kiss his lips. He broke the kiss some time later and said, “C'mon, let’s eat querida.”

After half an hour I left the house and drove off to my university. When I got there I stepped out of my car and entered the campus. I met up with my best friend Katerina and together we walked to our first class of the day.

“So have you made any plans with Drew?” I asked her, wiggling my eyebrows.

“Stop it girl,” She laughed, “But, yes, he is taking me out and then we’ll see what happens.” She blushed.

“Aww, you’re so in love! I’m happy he’s treating you well, you deserve it.” I smiled at her.

“How about you? Are you and Neymar up to something?” Now it was her turn to wiggle her eyebrows.

“Well, no not really, he said he’ll be waiting for me. So I guess we’re just gonna hang out at home.” I told Kat. “But maybe he has a surprise for you.” She squealed excitingly. “I doubt that, he is training hard for his upcoming game, so he hardly has time.” I said. We dropped the subject and took a seat in the auditorium. We nearly fell asleep during class, because the man was just going on and on about the same thing. This lasted for almost an hour, then he thankfully moved on to something else and after 45 minutes we got dismissed. One down, two to go…

Our second class was over which means lunch break. Kat and I got ourselves Starbucks first and then quickly went to get something from Subway. We chose to sit outside since there was a pleasant temperature today. We talked about some random things and ate our delicious subway meanwhile.

Third class of the day was pure torture. Boring would be an understatement, but hey, if I want to graduate, I will have to cope with it. Kat and I were now walking with a good friend of ours, Ashley, towards the parking lot. I looked on my phone to check the time, “Oh my god. I totally forgot. I promised my mom I would help her with her bakery shop.” I sighed. “Oh chica.” They both looked at me with sympathetic looks.

“It’s fine, I’ll try to not make it long, I really want to spend the rest of the day with Ney,” I said, “You girls have fun tho, catch y'all later.” I both hugged them.

“Bye, Y/N! See ya tomorrow!” They waved bye.

I got into my car and started driving towards the bakery shop my mom and dad owned. We sell a lot of brazilian sweets, since we’re originally from Brazil. It’s actually where Neymar and I met. I smiled to myself remembering that day. The shop is doing good though, it gets a lot of customers, so I promised I helped them when I could.

I walked inside and saw my mom frowning at me.

“Hey mom,” I gave her a kiss on the cheek, “Where’s dad?” I asked.

“He’s in the back. Y/N, why are you here?” She asked me.

“I promised I’d help you today, remember?” I answered, a little confused.

“Oh right, oh god…” She muttered under her breath, “Listen, you should go home filha. I want you to enjoy the rest of the day.” She smiled at me.

“Are you sure mom?” I asked her even more confused, but happy at the same time.

She nodded and gave me a hug, “Yes honey, you deserve it.”

“Well, let me just say hi to dad.” And I ran off to the back, quickly greeted him and then back to the front.

“Thanks mom! See you soon.” I waved her goodbye.

“Have fun!” I heard her shout.

I got into my car again, put my sunglasses on and raced home. It’s been a tiring day. I pulled up in our driveway and got out of the car. I grabbed my keys and opened up the door. I dropped my bag on the floor and closed the door behind me.

“Neymar! I’m home!” I shouted so he could hear me, wherever he was.

No answer.

I started walking towards the backyard, but no he wasn’t there. Upstairs maybe? I walked to the staircase and what I saw made my heart flutter. There were little candles on each step and at the bottom there was a letter. I picked it up and began to read it.

Dear Y/N,

To some people February 14th is just another day.
For me this is a day to take time and say… I love you.
Stop, and think what we’ve been through and how much our love has grown.
Yes, we fight,
And I’ve lied,
But never forget for you I would die.
Everyday I see your beautiful, smiling face,
And there are moments that I stare and you take my breath away,
and leave me with nothing to say,
On this special day,
I ask myself how it is possible to love a person so much.
My heart has been permanently touched.
All the tears and pain seem to go away.
The pieces of my heart that were chiseled away, you make them ok.
Once there was a deep dark hole nobody could touch,
Until you came and filled it with all your love.
On this special day I want you to know,
I love you,
More than I could write down, tell, explain or even try to show,
In this life or the next.
I’ve done things I regret,
And they hurt you inside and made you cry,
But let those things die,
Not you and I.
I want to be with you the rest of my life,
Until the day I say good-bye.
So on this Valentines Day I want to say,
I love you and will always be with you.

Your Neymar.

That is honestly the most beautiful thing I have ever read. It brought so many tears to my eyes. I walked up the stairs and wondered where he could be. I tried our bedroom first and I think I am going to have a heart attack soon, because I don’t think I can take any more surprises. On the king-sized bed was a heart made out of rose petals and the rest of the room had some lit up candles. There was also some romantic, swaying music playing. But still, he wasn’t here.

“Neymar?” I called desperately, I need to see him. I looked around the room one more time. I started walking towards the bathroom, “Si, amor?” I heard his deep voice say.

I stopped in my tracks and slowly turned around. And there he was, standing closely to the balcony door, which was slightly opened. He looked smoking hot. His hair was styled to perfection, he wore a black suit with expensive looking shoes and held a big bouquet of red roses in his hand. He looked at me with an evident smirk playing on his lips and he slowly walked over to me.

“Happy 2 year anniversary baby.” He said reaching me. He held out the flowers for me to take and I gladly accepted them.
I looked up at him and finally said something, “Happy 2 year anniversary Neymar.” I started tearing up again.

He smiled and grabbed me by my waist and brought me closer to him. He then wiped away my tears and put his hand on my cheek.

“Thank you.” I whispered.

“For?” He asked me with questioning eyes. “Thank you for this, for everything. For always being there for me, for making me happy. For treating me like a real queen. I love you so much Ney. I am so blessed to have you.” I smiled while telling him this.

He brought his head closer to mine and I could feel his breath fanning my face.

“Anything for you Y/N. You’re my sun, you make me shine like diamonds.” He winked.

“You’re being very poetic today, huh.” I teased him laughing. With that I closed the gap between us and we kissed passionately. He moved his lips to my neck and left some sweet kisses there. He then stopped himself and took my hand, “The food is getting cold.” He winked.

“You’re crazy for doing all of this.” I commented while shaking my head.

After our dinner outside on the balcony it started to get a little chilly. So we went back inside and there was still music playing. I recognized the song as Make Love by Chris Brown.

I was already sitting on the edge of the bed but Neymar had some other plans for now.

“Can I have this dance with you?” He asked smoothly holding out his hand.

“Yes sir.” I smirked giving my hand to him and let him lead. We sensually danced to the song and knowing Ney he got a little excited. He started kissing my neck again, this time more aggressively. He slid his hands from my waist to my ass. I moaned as his tongue worked magic on my skin. Soon one thing led to another and that’s how a perfect day came to an end.

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(Credits for the poem goes to familyfriendpoems.com)
Hope you’ll like this! Also a big thank you to all my followers and readers! I’m so happy with 300+ followers! 

Gamer - jb imagine

A/N: from this post one, I’m going to be changing up the format that I normally write in. I’m not going to put the summary anymore, instead i’m going to put what the actual request says because I’m sure it’s a lot more easier both for you readers and me. :)

Pairing: Reader x Justin Bieber

Request: ‘Can you please do an imagine where your a gaming YouTuber and your playing a really scary game you don’t here Justin come in and he scares the living hell out of you?’

Warnings: language

Y/N POV 

“Alright, my favorite human beings in the world. You guys have literally been begging me to play this game called the ‘Scary Maze Game’ so, this livestream will probably contain of me screaming every ten seconds. Turn down your volume so your parents don’t think you’re doing something weird.” I joked, laughing at my own joke. I wasn’t easily scared but, I hated jump scares. Last time one of them happened, I punched my computer screen in. 

I typed into the search bar the name of the game and clicked on the first link. “I’m actually really scared right now. I’m literally the only person in my house. Justin’s out buying stuff.” I continued. I looked at the comments reading them. 

“’Or are you?’” I laughed, “You guys are really something else. By the way, I’m not just going to be playing this game because that’ll be boring. I’ll probably hop on GTA and show y'all my awesome moves.” I clicked the start button on the screen and the game began. “Okay, this isn’t so hard. Y'all don’t ever challenge me, I swear.” I was concentrated and fixated on the screen, trying to pass the level when a girls face popped up on the screen, screaming at me.

“Oh shit! What the hell?” I took a breather, clutching at my chest. That really caught me off guard. “What? That’s all? It wasn’t even that scary.” I scoffed, rolling my eyes. What’s an actual scary game?“ 

'Play the Slenderman game!’ one of the comments read. "Okay, we’re going to go with what PuppyLover234 (A/N: I apologize if this is your username on any platforms lol) said and play the Slenderman game. I’ve actually seen a lot of Youtubers play it so it should be interesting.” I smiled at the screen. I went to the game and began playing. “So far, so good." 

"This isn’t even scary, y'all really hate me that much to give me boring ass games.” I said, still playing the game. “Oh look, a note.” I read the note, trying to understand what it meant. “The hell does this mean?” My flashlight in the game began flickering. “Nah, y'all better chill! I’m not trying to die right now!” I allowed my character to turn around and see if anyone was following us. To my luck, nobody was. “Okay, we’re okay. We’re going to do just fine.” My character kept on walking and then, that’s when Slenderman popped into my view. 

“Shit, shit, shit! We gotta go y'all! I don’t want to die!” My character began running away and soon, Slenderman was nowhere in sight. “Jesus, that actually scared me.” I began reading the comments again because knowing my fans, they were probably making fun of me in the comments. 

Look out behind you! There’s someone behind you!!

Y/N, you better haul ass. There’s someone coming up behind you!

Giiiirrlll, you about to be dead meat 😂

“What are you guys even talking about?” I looked back at the game, moving my character around confusedly.  "There’s nobody even behind me.“ I felt a hand rest on my shoulder, scaring the shit out of me. I jumped out of my seat on instinct and began screaming bloody murder. "Stop! Don’t get any closer to me! I’ll give you whatever you want! Money, food, whatever!" 

"What the hell are you even going on about Y/N?” The voice spoke. It sounded awfully familiar. “I literally just came up to see what you were up to." 

"Justin?” I questioned, still panting. 

“The one and only.” He replied. Although it was dark in the room, I could literally see the smirk on his face. “You really should’ve saw your face Y/N. I hope I got that!" 

"Shut up!” I barked at him, getting up from the floor. “It’s not funny!" 

"That was hilarious!” Justin turned on the lights causing me to shield my eyes from the sudden change in lightning. “You know I’m a prankster and this’ll be awesome footage. What should I title it? Scaring my girlfriend: Gone Wrong?! She Almost Died!! Or what?" 

"You’re an asshole that’s what you are.” I sat back in my chair, adjusting my hair. “Well, that was just great and my character’s dead too. Even better." 

"I’m definitely uploading this tonight. Sorry for scaring you.” Justin apologized. 

“You don’t even mean it.” I huffed, folding my arms across my chest. “Just get out of my room so I can finish this livestream, please." 

"Your wish is my command.” He smirked. He ruffled my hair, messing it up after I just fixed it. What a dick. I watched as he walked to the bedroom door opening it. He soon questioned, “Want me to leave the lights on?" 

"Get. The. Hell. Out. Now!” I paused after each word, meaning every single thing. Justin put his hands up in defense, walking out the room like that. Thank God he was gone. I turned my attention back to my computer screen, sighing deeply. “I guess I’m going to log out now. I swear to God Justin is so annoying sometimes. But anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed the livestream as much as I did. See y'all-" 

Justin cut me off, "I meant to ask you what you wanted for-”

“Get out Justin!” I threw a book at the door, causing him to close it before it hit him. “As I was saying, see y'all later.” I held up a peace sign before signing out. I turned off the computer monitor and swung around in my computer to face my bedroom door when a person in a mask came into view. I shrieked in sheer terror.

“Oh my god, you’re so easy to scare Y/N.” Justin began laughing at me again, whilst taking off the mask. 

“You have five seconds,” I started. I was about to give this boy a piece of my damn mind.

“Five seconds 'til what?” Justin raised an eyebrow. 

“This.” I shot up from my chair, pouncing on Justin. I wrestled around with him and began tickling at his sides. 

“Y/N, p-please s-stop! I-I’m s-sorry!” He stuttered. Tears began rolling down his cheeks because he was laughing so hard. 

“What are you sorry for?” I continued my assault, me stopping was nowhere in sight. 

“F-for scaring you! Please j-just stop already!” He whined. I stopped tickling him as soon as I heard what I wanted. 

“I forgive you.” I smiled down at him, before booping him in the nose. To top things off, I punched him in his arm before getting up from on top of him. “Ouch what was that for?” He rubbed his arm, propping himself up on his other arm. 

“Nothing.” I shrugged my shoulders, leaving the room. I was going to get my revenge sooner or later.

jedidiahjenkins Today is a bit scary for me. I’ll tell you why. I’m launching a secret project I’ve been working on for a year. It’s called Byta (@mybyta). It’s a passion project and a dream of mine. It’s my hope to create less waste. To encourage a reusable economy instead of a disposable one. Let me explain.
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Early last year, I got bummed on myself for all the coffee cups I throw away. I am a writer, and need a lot of coffee to function (🙃). I was burning through hundreds and hundreds of paper and plastic cups a year. That’s a lot of trash. Later I read a study that said some 500 billion disposable cups are thrown away every year, and only 1 in 400 coffee cups ever gets recycled. 😳 ..So my New Years resolution was to get a reusable mug that I liked. One that wasn’t too huge. That was cool and fit in my car. …but, I couldn’t find one I liked, anywhere. Not online, not at any coffee shop or store. I was bummed. I tried some stop-gap options, but wasn’t happy.
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Another friend of mine said: “you know, if something doesn’t exist, and you want it, you should make it, because chances are, other people would want it to.” A light bulb went off in my head. Wow! I’m gonna try this. And so we did.
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I didn’t have much money, so I couldn’t order a ton of them. But I thought I’d start small and see if people believe in this like I do.
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It’s called Byta, (Bee-tuh) which is Swedish for ‘to exchange or swap’. To switch out the disposable lifestyle for a beautiful reusable one. To make a little change, a tiny bite in the big depressing world of waste. I’m really proud of how it turned out.
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Oh man I hope y'all like it and want to join me in this. I’ve been using mine for four months now, and I’m not joking, it is my addiction and my baby. I feel so bummed when I forget it and have to use a paper cup. It’s actually changed the way I consume. No joke!
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Anywho. I love you all. And I love this cup. Thanks for reading all this. #byta @mybyta
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(Ps getting to think up designs and shapes and colors with @laurenpaul8 is the ultimate dream! Girl, finally we’re coworkers!!! Haha)
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(Pps for international orders email us at hi@mybyta.com)
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Photos by @coryt and @samanthamarq ❤️

anonymous asked:

Hi there!! I just wanted to congratulate you and tell you how incredibly awesome and beautiful that piece of Pharmercy as Derek and Odette is. I love that movie, and to see one of my OTPs as them was just amazing. The clothes, the pose, their expressions; It is just perfect. It's now one of my favorite pieces of art. Thanks for making it! Kudos and peace out!!

OH HAI! 

This is late as heck but the message is definitely appreciated! I go through phases of being extremely bad at replying to things when I get overwhelmed - but I’m feeling much less whelmed these days so I’m trying to get back on top of things. 

Anyway, thank you so much and I’m glad you love it and I’m happy to make more Pharmercy things because I love them

Hope you’re having a lovely day, Anon. 


Peace oot. 

Commander Hanji
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