oh i think i'm gonna love this

Having a sibling is super weird because you’re constantly torn between “wow I can’t believe this is real oh man you’re a great sibling I really love and appreciate you” and “oh my fucking god I’m going to throw an axe at your face and commit homicide real soon if you don’t stop being so annoying I swear to god”

new drinking game: drink every time kit thinks ty is beautiful or that he likes the way he lives and feels too intensely

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"

I loved Lena choosing to save Supergirl not because “she loves her!!!” but because she chose to save an alien who saves the people and aliens of National City over one of the few people she had in her life that made her happy she chose the safety of the majority over her happiness AGAIN and like I wasn’t sure about her before but godd I love her I’m so gonna regret it but oh well I’m in it

  • Lexa: I remember the first time I saw her. I was like, 'Holy shit. I'm gonna fall in love with this woman.'
  • Raven: Oh, that's sweet. Clarke, what did you think the first time you saw Lexa?
  • Clarke: I thought, 'Oh shit. This girl's gonna kill me'.
tfc characters as Bob's the burger quotes
  • Neil: Oh it’s okay, I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.
  • Andrew: Oh, I swear to god, if you keep talking to me I'm gonna gut punch you.
  • Kevin: You guys are a burden, a dead weight!
  • Nicky: I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.
  • Aaron: If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor dying.
  • Allison: I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
  • Dan: I’m a smart strong sensual woman.
  • Matt: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?
  • Renee: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing?
  • Wymack: Listen, you’re my children and I love you but you’re all terrible at what you do here.

Hey! I don’t know if you’re still taking art submissions, but I just recently discovered you and I absolutely love love love your work!!! And I was wondering if you would be up to doing Louis in a crop top and flower crown? I would be so blessed.   And again, I just love your art. You’re so amazing and you’re so sweet!! 💖💖   

How could I ever say no to crop tops and flower crowns tbh?? And thank you so much, you’re a sweetling yourself 💕🌸


More Haikyuu!! Adventures with my mom!
  • *currently watching season 2 episode 4* *I suddenly turn off the tv before episode 5 can start playing*
  • Mom: What did you do that for?
  • Me: I'm not emotionally prepared to rewatch that fucking fight.
  • Mom: Wait who fights? Is it one of the couples? Ships right, that's what you call them?
  • Me: The two you think are fucking are gonna fight.
  • Mom: Oh, about who tops right? I think the small one gets mad that he can't top. But come on the tall one that looks like Haru can't be controlled.
SUMMARY OF KILLING STALKING:
  • Yoonbum: There's this guy I like. But I'm too shy to go up & talk to him so I've been obsessively following him on social media...also I'm a guy so I don't think he'll like me b/c all I ever see him w/ is girls.
  • Yoonbum: *breaks into house & sees someone tied up in the basement* He's crazy!...(but I've committed to this crush & dammit I'm gonna have him.)
  • Sangwoo: This fucker's crazier than I am...I like him!
  • Present Mic: The first moment I saw Aizawa, I said to myself "Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall in love with this guy."
  • All Might: Aizawa, what'd you think when you saw Mic?
  • Aizawa: ”Holy shit, this guy's gonna hit on me."
Harry Styles' Self-Titled Album
  • Meet Me in the Hallway: "We don't talk about it. It's something we don't do". Me talking about this song.
  • Sign of the Times: I've been trying to stop my crying since April 7th.
  • Carolina: Definitely "oh yeah". [And I know we're not supposed to make comparisons but it gives me a lot of 1960s The Beatles vibes and I can't love it more.]
  • Two Ghosts: "Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat." Again, lyrics can be used to describe my feelings about the song.
  • Sweet Creature: "I always think about you and how we don't speak enough" … I'm starting to think Harry has some communication problems.
  • Only Angel: What the hell happens on 0:55? It goes from SotT wannabe to AC/DC in 0.?!????
  • Kiwi: How I feel about this song is definitely "none of your business".
  • Ever Since New York: Oh… Tell me something… Tell me how can I be so in love with this freakin song.
  • Woman: "I told you, but I know you never listen". i TOLD YOU THIS ALBUM WAS GONNA BE A BLAST.
  • From the Dining Table: Someone please call/ talk to Harry by tHE W A Y.

anonymous asked:

Last night I was giggling madly in my pillow imagining Winn drunkenly whisper-shouting to Alex: "Girl, I think your cop-friend has a big crush on you." And Alexis like "Oh I hope so. Would be sad if my girlfriend didn't like me." (Then Winn starts shaking is head. "Nononoonono. I vetted her as friend, I vetted her as superfriend, but I didn't know I had to vet her as girlfriend. No, I'm not letting you dating her before checking her past love life and stuffs. She's not gonna break your heart.")

He’s drunk and he’s starting to slur, and James is passing him glasses of water and Alex is tousling his hair and he’s staring at Maggie and Kara, laughing together at the bar as they order another round of root beer, regular beer, and club soda for everyone.

He leans into Alex’s shoulder and she pretends to flinch away from him (but subtly holds him steady) as he points an unsteady finger at her face, his face screwed up in thought.

“Girl, I gotta tell you.” She raises her eyebrows as she looks down at him and fights the smile that’s tugging on her lips as Winn tries to formulate his next sentence. “I think your cop-friend over there has a big crush on you.”

Alex glances at James over the top of Winn’s head and steadies her heart and smirks. “I hope so, Schott. It’d be kinda sad if my girlfriend didn’t have a big crush on.”

James shouts and raises his beer bottle at Alex’s root beer and they spill a little when they clink together but neither of them care because James is thrilled and Alex is ecstatic and Winn… Winn is drunk, and Winn is confused.

“No, nooooo no no no no no.” Alex’s wide smile fades faster than James thought was even possible and they both stare at Winn, backing up from Alex’s shoulder now, shaking his head and thrumming the table with the tip of his index finger.

“No no no, see, I vetted her as a friend, I vetted her as a Superfriend, but no one told me I had to vet her as Alex Danvers’s girlfriend. No no no no no no. Unacceptable.”

James is smiling again, now, and Alex’s eyes are shining with relieved tears.

“No, nope, Alex, I’m sorry, she can’t date you yet. I’m not letting her date you until she’s thoroughly vetted, past girlfriends and all that. She’s not gonna break your heart, Alex, I won’t…” He splutters for the right words and Alex tilts her head at him – a habit she’s picking up from Maggie – a bemused smile pulling at her lips. “I won’t permit it.”

Alex jumps slightly when several bottles clink down onto the table, signaling Kara and Maggie’s return from the bar.

“Vet me as much as you need to, Winn. But you’re right. I’m not gonna break her heart. I love her too much for that.”

James awws and Kara squeals and Alex blushes and leans into her girlfriend and Winn frowns.

“Also you’re too terrifying and intimidating. I won’t break her heart because you won’t permit it.”

Winn smiles and nods once, heavily, approvingly.

“She’s passing the Schott Jr. tests so far, Alex.”

“Well that’s a relief, because she’s taking me home tonight and there’s nothing your drunk ass can do about it.”

James whoops and Kara groans laughingly and Maggie catches Winn as he starts stumbling off his stool.

“We’ll save the interrogation for another time,” he tells her as he pats her hand drunkenly, and Maggie laughs gently as she sets him upright.

“I love how much you love her, Winn. I really do.”

“Good. Because it – I – I uncharacteristically have no witty retort. Just – good.”

“Yeah. Yeah, it is.”

anonymous asked:

For your AU post! I LOVE secretly married Aus, so how about one of those? I'm thinking IronPanther, maybe? Or IronFalcon! One of those (first one would be preferred, but both are great!), they've known each other much longer than in canon (obviously) and for some reason their relationship get's made public/ the other avengers find out?

Oh man do I enjoy Secretly Married AUs!! The drama, anon. The drama. Also fluff. Please fluff because unhappy endings break my heart. Anyways, I like both pairings, so I’m just gonna go with IronPanther. Btw this turned into a Post CW ficlet that focuses mostly on Tony and T’Challa, I hope that’s alright!


It happens on their fifteen year anniversary because of course it does. The universe refuses to grant them a single moment of peaceful happiness after all. Looking back Tony really doesn’t know how he didn’t see this coming.

And it’s so unfair because the last six months have been hard on the both of them. The last two years, to be honest. With the whole Civil War mess, T’Chaka’s death, the fighting and betrayal–well, Tony wishes he could say he was able to keep those events from affecting his marriage, but that would be nothing more than wishful thinking. The first time they had been fighting side by side and T’Challa had been in too much pain, too blinded by his desire for revenge for him to enjoy the moment, never mind that he’d been fighting against half his team. Then there was the matter of Siberia, of his husband taking Rogers and Barnes with him and leaving Tony behind and-

There’s a hand on his shoulder, warm and grounding, the pleasantly familiar sound of T’Challa’s voice, talking to him, slowly drowning out the ugly thoughts in Tony’s head.

He takes a shaky breath, blinks, meets his husband’s worried gaze. “Sorry,” he thinks he mumbles, and wishes the trembling would stop already.

It hasn’t been a good day. Not after someone–the Dora Milaje are already looking into it–leaked those pictures of them to the international press. Tony wants to laugh, but it ends up coming out as more of a hysterical sob.

Fifteen years. They’ve managed to keep their marriage a secret for fifteen years. Sure, they have been times they both wished the hiding would stop, but there had never quite been the right moment to announce it, and now? After everything? They were still trying to do damage control with the fall-out from the Accords, Tony honestly isn’t sure whether there could have been much of a worse moment for this to be revealed.

Forget the UN and Ross for a moment, how would Rogers and his little band of followers take the news? Their presence in Wakanda couldn’t become known,  at this stage it might lead to an actual war against the country and-

“Hush, my heart,” T’Challa’s voice rings strong and clear in Tony’s ears, and he allows himself to sink back into his husband’s arms, until his head is resting against T’Challa’s chest, listening to the rhythmic heartbeat.

“What are we gonna do?” Tony whispers, hopeless and worried and so, so, tired.

“We will figure something out,” T’Challa replies without hesitation, cards his hand through Tony’s hair. “Our marriage is not something I have ever been ashamed of, beloved, nor should we be. It is a bond of joy and love, that should be honoured. Ultimately there is nothing anyone can do. We have broken no laws, nor do we owe the world an explanation. And I will be glad to walk proudly by your side, instead of watching you across yet another hall.“

Almost against his will, Tony can feel himself relaxing, soaking up the utter calmness T’Challa exudes, the easy confidence soothing his frayed nerves. Rationally he knows they have faced much, much worse, knows that even though things aren’t gonna be easy, this particular issue will eventually be solved–but T’Challa makes him believe it, without hesitation or doubt.

“Love you,” he says into the high-quality shirt he’s burrowed his face in–it’s so soft too, Tony approves of his husband’s taste–because he can’t think of anything else to say. Most people would describe Tony as ‘incapable of shutting up’ but when it comes to his personal relationships, he has never been the most articulate.

The arms around him tighten, and he can hear T’Challa’s smile in his responding, “I love you too, my heart.”

“Be at ease for now, we will deal with this issue later. And get you to a hair dresser as soon as possible,” he adds after a moment, teasingly pulls on a strand of Tony’s admittedly rather unruly hair. 

A cut hasn’t been on his mind for months, and he can’t help laughing–at T’Challa’s antics, the situation, everything. He doesn’t need to look up to know that this has been T’Challa’s intention from the start, simply squeezes his hand in silent appreciation.

They’ve got this. They really do.

[The confrontation with the rogue Avengers is as ugly as T’Challa has expected it to be. The only positive side of this is that Tony isn’t anywhere near to hear the commotion, T’Challa might have been forced to kill someone otherwise. As it is, there isn’t much to be said about it, in the end. His marriage isn’t a recent thing, it doesn’t change the actual situation. Not that you’d believe as much, if you listen to Clint Barton’s poisonous rant. At least Captain Rogers’ indignant rant is silenced with a sharp reminder that trust only reaches as far as it is extended.

“Your mind is your own, but any insult against my husband is an insult against myself. I suggest you keep that in mind!” has been the only warning T’Challa is willing to grant them. His patience isn’t limitless and certain guests have been testing those limits for some time now.]

Okay so I may be getting into a dead fandom here but DEAF WEST SPRING AWAKENING is a thing that exists and it’s beautiful and glorious and I love it to death

But right “The Word of Your Body Reprise” makes me sob so hard because when they say “Oh, you’re gonna be wounded/Oh, you’re gonna be my wound” (specifically Ernst the emotion and conflict on his face was so clear) I immediately thought how yes, loving each other could be their downfall because it was fucking ILLEGAL to be GAY

And it hurts so much to think about how that out of the three (sort of) couples they’re the only ones with a relatively happy ending, you know how rare it is to see that

Anyway I now love this show more than life itself and the whole thing makes me cry

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You don’t believe in the force, do you? Kid. I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling everything. It’s a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 

Ed Sheeran is put ON the Spot for ON with Mario Lopez
  • Mario: Dream collaboration?
  • Ed: I always enjoy working with Beyonce. So a continuation of that.
  • Mario: Most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... sea snail? 'Cause it's like, pretty... It was in Japan, and it was pretty... and it was moving. Oh god, it was moving.
  • Mario: So I'm taking it, it wasn't good?
  • Ed: No.
  • Mario: Biggest pet peeve?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... rudeness. Can't stand rude people. Can't stand them. Like, I just, it usually happens on a plane, and it's usually like the person sitting behind -- or like, there was a guy on the plane the other day complaining about a baby crying, and I'm just like, dude, that's life! I have to get my head around rude people.
  • Mario: I'm with you on that. If you don't like that, then fly private. If you don't wanna deal with crying babies.
  • Ed: Yeah, but you know what? You were a baby once that probably cried on a plane, and you're going to have a baby that cries on a plane. Just accept it. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not anything that you can control.
  • Mario: Also, men shouldn't take off their shoes and socks on the plane, especially if you're sitting next to them. They shouldn't be kicking it barefoot right there next to you on the plane. That's just my pet peeve.
  • Ed: Yeeeeah... yeah, I would agree with that.
  • Mario: Celebrity crush growing up?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... JoJo, actually. Yeah, 'cause I think I was 11 when JoJo came out, and she was like 13 so all the boys in my school were like...
  • Mario: We just had her in here, actually.
  • Ed: Did you!
  • Mario: Yeah, she was great.
  • Ed: Awesome.
  • Mario: What's something on your bucket list, Ed?
  • Ed: Ummm. Oh, do you know what? I'd really like to go to Hawaii. That's the one American state I haven't been to.
  • Mario: Oh wow, oh you'd love it. That's a good one.
  • Ed: I hear that from everyone.
  • Mario: Oh, you'd love it man. Time travel destination?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... can I travel forward in time? Actually no, no, I'd probably travel back in time. Probably... I don't know really, I think we live in a pretty cool time at the moment. Maybe the 90's. Maybe the 90's. The 90's when it was like, when MTV were doing like MTV Unplugged and stuff like that. That would have been... yeah.
  • Mario: Yeah, that was probably the last time they had that good era of the unplugged version, that was cool.
  • Ed: Yeah. I'm gonna attempt to kinda bring it back. I'm trying to nudge them, see if we can do it.
  • Mario: Nice, man. Who plays you in your life story?
  • Ed: William Shatner.
  • Mario: Tremendous casting right there. Tremendous casting.
  • Ed: Thank you.