oh i think i'm gonna love this

A very nice Frit artwork done by the oh-so lovely @human-warrior-tenebi !
(Posted with permission, of course. ^~^)

Ahhhh, look at this blue jelly bean! He looks so pleased and blushy…. and those ripped jeggings- omg! …. I still can’t over them! Hehe. Gosh….. this is definitely a great treat to see right about now!! 💖. 

band members as things i've heard at school
  • patrick: i may be "tiny," but i can still kick your ass. don't try me bitch.
  • brendon: i'm not gay but i do have a major man crush on nick jonas, not gonna lie
  • someone: i thought it was ryan reynolds?
  • brendon: oh yeah. him too. also harry styles, justin bieber...
  • pete: i haven't slept in three days but i should be fine, ill grab a coffee at lunch
  • pete: *falls asleep on his desk literally 10 minutes later*
  • ryan: sorry i took so long, i was having a breakdown in the bathroom
  • gerard: *whispering* oh my god what the fuck is she thinking? double denim? what is this, the fucking 80's?
  • andy: i love you guys but can you please, please not?
  • someone: build!that!wall!
  • joe, loudly: HOW ABOUT NO, THANKS?
  • dallon: i'd literally rather be dead than hang out with you tomorrow
  • dallon: so yeah sure we can hang out, when?
  • frank: i'm a simple man, i love dogs and i like boobs
  • tyler: you ever come to the realization that school is kinda like prison? we're forced to do things, we have to eat at certain times, we're forced to interact with each other..
  • josh:
  • josh: you just blew my fucking mind

lmao I highkey love that Tyrion and Dany are just like “lol okay give Jon the dragonglass it’s nothing to us” because honestly when they’re in King’s Landing thinking they’re gonna die from the white walkers I want Jon fucking Snow to bust down there and go oh yeah gueSS THE WHITE WALKERS WERE A REAL FUCKING THREAT AFTER ALL HUH 

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she had the world // panic! at the disco

Can't imagine my otp taking a shower 'cause what if they kept fighting over the water temperature
  • Person A: the water is too cold
  • Person B: babe, the water is fine.
  • Person A: no. literally. i'm just gonna turn the hot tab a li-
  • Person B: FUCK THAT'S TOO HOT ARE YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME?
  • Person A: oh come on, don't exaggerate! it's only like two degrees hotter-
  • Person B: nooo let's just- *slightly adjusts water temperature*
  • Person A: *literally jumps out of shower* OK I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER NOT RECREATE THE TITANIC SCENE
  • Person B: it's not my fault you like your shower scalding hot like what do you do in there? Practice damnation?
  • Person A: -_-
  • Person B: babe
  • Person A: no
  • Person B: love
  • Person A: i think i'll just- i think it's safer for both of our skins if i wait outside for you to finish?
  • Person B: ok :)
  • Person A: *gets out*
  • Person B: *singing* ICE ICE BABY
  • Person A: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD-
Long Distance Little Problems #8
  • Daddy: I'm gonna be super busy tomorrow little one, if i don't answer your messages please don't worry.
  • Me: Okay Daddy.
  • Daddy: Good girl.
  • --- the next day ---
  • Me: Why hasn't daddy answered? Did i do something wrong?? Oh right. He is busy. I won't bother him while he is busy.
  • Me: I'll just say hi...
  • *accidentally sends 20 texts instead of 1*
  • Me: omg. He's gonna think I'm so annoying. *spends all day worrying*
  • --- a few hours later ---
  • Daddy: i love you babygirl
  • Me: OMG HI DADDY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU TOO DADDYY!!
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Voltron Rebel AU: Keith and Lance

Concept outfit designs.

Can’t wait to do Rebel Klance with @boku-no-heroo at Katsucon 2018!!!

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some doodles (all with basically the same color background….lmao) to get used to the new tablet!

  • Present Mic: The first moment I saw Aizawa, I said to myself "Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall in love with this guy."
  • All Might: Aizawa, what'd you think when you saw Mic?
  • Aizawa: ”Holy shit, this guy's gonna hit on me."

Jeremy, Wearing Sharp Wolverine Claws On His Hands: Trevor, Nothing In Here Could Possibly Stab Anybody, Alright?

Trevor:

new drinking game: drink every time kit thinks ty is beautiful or that he likes the way he lives and feels too intensely

okay, so i really don’t get the argument about “they’re only kids, they won’t get other sexualities/genders”. Its bullshit.

My little sister is 8 years old, and we were talking about heteronormativity, and my sister asked what it meant. My mom explained it like this: Its when something has a forced male and female relationship, or forcing male or female roles. We then mentioned that not all people are male and female, and she asked what that meant. I then explained there are more than two genders, and she said “Oh like transgender!” (cause we already explained that) I said kinda, and proceeded to explain nonbinary, and demiboy/demigirl, cause that was on the top of my head. I expected her to question it.

But she didn’t. 

She just said, “oh okay.” and we moved along. She totally understood the concept of other genders, and i found it amazing. Like no, she wasn’t confused, she didn’t think it was stupid, as many other people my age has said. She completely accepted it and understood it.

So instead of saying something like that, maybe think of a better argument. 

if i’m gonna cry so are you

Tony Stark thought that Jarvis was…gone. Vision was here, and Tony really did like his…creation. (He couldn’t call him a kid yet) But Jarvis…he had been special. He was up to date on snark, news articles, and almost always picked up on what Tony really wanted. (Friday, she was really, really trying. It was adorable. But he didn’t want five or six rompers. Come on.) 

And then. He finds them. All the saved recordings that he had thought were funny, or that Jarvis had found pertinent. 

The voice was so familiar and soothing, nothing like Vision’s. Tony froze. 

“Sir, I would not recommend adding green bell pepper to your smoothie.” 

“Jarvis, you can’t even taste smoothies,” past-Tony said. He was obviously tired, and maybe hallucinating. 

“By your standards of taste, I’m quite glad,” Jarvis answers, amused. Tony lets out a small, choked sob. 

“Hey J?” 

“Yes, Sir?” 

“I’m glad you’re here. I’m glad that I have someone.” 

“As am I, Sir.” And there it is. The goddamned pinnacle of it all. His soft affection, the professional tone that Jarvis had always used and continued to use. 

Tony sobs. Because he’s never getting Jarvis back, and he definitely can’t recreate him. He leans against the kitchen island, tears running down as he tries to stop them. His nose runs as he wipes it on his sleeve. If the world would see him now? Oh, they’d have a field day. But he doesn’t particularly care because he’s alone–all alone–and Jarvis isn’t there. For once, when Tony is having a breakdown, when he’s in over his head, Jarvis isn’t there. 

And he won’t be. Again. And again. And again. 

707's Route: a summary
  • Seven: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Seven: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL- OH SHIT YOU'RE IN DANGER! MY BROTHER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU!
  • Saeran: *breaks window*
  • Me: I NOTICED! HELP ME!
  • Saeran: Come with meeeeee...
  • Seven: SAERAN, NO SWIPING! SAERAN, NO SWIPING! SAERAN, NO SWIPING!
  • Saeran: *snaps fingers* OH, MAN! *runs away*
  • Seven: I'm staying here, don't bother me.
  • Me: But I love you!!
  • Seven: I don't want your love!
  • Me: LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU DAMN HYDRANT!
  • Seven: ALRIGHT, DAMMIT, I LOVE YOU TOO! HAPPY?!
  • Me: Yeah, let's go find your brother!
  • Seven: Alright... *a few hours later* Saeran is now part of a cult made by Rika... WHY?!
  • V: Well, my soon-to-be wife went batshit crazy and decided to "save" everyone with some drugs, including your brother who thinks she's Jesus... And I think it's all my fault for no reason at all.
  • Me: ... *internal screaming*
  • Seven: ... *internal screaming*
  • Vanderwood: ... Not even gonna ask.
  • V: Oh, look, I'm dead now.
  • Rika: *losing her shit even more in the background*
  • Jumin: I came to save you...
  • Me: ... *internal screaming*
  • Seven: ...
  • Vanderwood: ...
  • Jumin: Looks like I'm a bit too late.
  • Me: Just... Just lock that crazy bitch up and take us to the hospital or something.
  • Seven: ...
  • Vanderwood: ...
  • Vanderwood: ... I'm just going to call it a day.
  • Narrator: Don't let their poker face fool you, Vanderwood was internally screaming as well.

Having a sibling is super weird because you’re constantly torn between “wow I can’t believe this is real oh man you’re a great sibling I really love and appreciate you” and “oh my fucking god I’m going to throw an axe at your face and commit homicide real soon if you don’t stop being so annoying I swear to god”

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"

Some stuff on @majesticduxk​ blog got me thinking and since I waste time pretty compulsively when I’m exhausted, here, have some lists.

I’ve compiled lists of the top twenty Destiel fics by Kudos, Bookmarks, Hits and Comments. Since kudos and bookmarks are both “one per reader,” I consider them the most reliable indicator of popularity (though keeping in mind that popularity does not equal quality necessarily and that popularity is self-perpetuating given how many people find fics by ranking by kudos - once a fic hits a certain escape velocity people will read it just because it’s popular). The other two lists - comments and hits - are much less reliable and are below the cut, as is a little discussion/analysis, and a “How many have YOU read” mini meme thing… (I’ve read 17…)

Top Twenty Destiel Fics on AO3 by Kudos (as of 2/21/2017, out of 63,000 fics)

  1. Twist and Shout by gabriel and standbyme (25,507 kudos)
  2. Dean Doesn’t Listen to Eurythmics by Annie D/scaramouche (11,308 kudos)
  3. An Exercise in ‘Worthless’ by beastofthesky (8969 kudos)
  4. Revealed by Valinde (Valyria) (7601 kudos)
  5. Angel’s Wild by LimonadeGaby and riseofthefallenone (7585 kudos)
  6. Into Your Hideaway by thepinupchemist (7322 kudos)
  7. How (thanks to Gabriel) Dean and Castiel (accidentally) raised each other (and Sam) by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) (7169 kudos)
  8. A Room of One’s Own by NorthernSparrow (7031 kudos)
  9. Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone (6588 kudos)
  10. Grey by Valinde (Valyria) (6417 kudos)
  11. Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) (5805 kudos)
  12. Forget-Me-Not-Blues by noangelsinthegarrison (5614 kudos)
  13. When Charlie Met Cas by riseofthefallenone (5575 kudos)
  14. Real Slick Dean by trilliath (5563 kudos)
  15. In This Secluded Spot I respond As I Wouldn’t Dare Elsewhere by RhymePhile (5510 kudos)
  16. The Breath of All Things by KismetJeska (5347 kudos)
  17. Unfamiliar by riseofthefallenone (5201 kudos)
  18. Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph (5125 kudos)
  19. A Hole in the World by AnnelieseMichel (5125 kudos)
  20. A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight (5038 kudos)

Top Twenty Destiel Fics on AO3 by Bookmarks

  1. Twist and Shout (5775 bookmarks) (1st by kudos)
  2. An Exercise in ‘Worthless’ (3384 bookmarks) (3rd by kudos)
  3. Angel’s Wild (2434 bookmarks 95th by kudos)
  4. How (thanks to Gabriel) Dean and Castiel (accidentally) raised each other (and Sam) (2295 bookmarks) (7th by kudos)
  5. Convenient Husbands (2203 bookmarks) (11th by kudos)
  6. Out of the Deep (2126 bookmarks) (9th by kudos)
  7. Grey (2057 bookmarks) (10th by kudos)
  8. The Breath of All Things (2008 bookmarks) (16th by kudos)
  9. A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead (1951 bookmarks) (20th by kudos)
  10. A Room of One’s Own (1923 bookmarks) (8th by kudos)
  11. Into Your Hideaway (1828 bookmarks) (6th by kudos)
  12. Forget-Me-Not-Blues (1796 bookmarks) (12th by kudos)
  13. Revealed (1789 bookmarks) (4th by kudos)
  14. Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) (1770 bookmarks) (18th by kudos)
  15. Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake by Sparseparsley (1692 bookmarks) (22nd by kudos)
  16. Painted Angels by WinJennster (1665 bookmarks) (21st by Kudos)
  17. Have Love, Will Travel by squeemonster (1515 bookmarks) (30th by kudos)
  18. A Hole in the World (1468 bookmarks) (19th by kudos)
  19. The Best Years of Our Lives, My Ass by ireallyhatecornnuts (CharleyFoxtrot) (1402 bookmarks) (35th by kudos)
  20. Real Slick Dean (1363 bookmarks) (14th by kudos)

Based on feedback to this post I decided to do a survey of people currently in the Destiel fandom on Tumblr, asking their favorite authors and favorite fics, and I have been posting that data on my Tumblr. You can access a collection of ALL fics that received “favorite” votes on that survey HERE, and the Top 20 List produced from that list here, and please follow me to see other posts about the data!

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