oh how the derps have derped

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Derp Emblem: (Un)Questionable Unity

A priest, archduke, and some fanfiction walk into a publisher’s office… You ever make something you regret and years later you wish it never existed? That’s me and this comic. It’s part of what I call my “Unholy Trinity of Terrible”, and I really wish I had done something completely different with it… Oh well, I just have to live with it. At least I know how to make fun of myself and my questionable decisions in comic form, right?

anonymous asked:

I loved (and I do mean loved) how gservator fucking DESTROYED your pissant "Derp derp Islam is feminist" bullshit rhetoric, completely ignoring the fact that WESTERN Muslims (who are the ones who traditionally say that Islam is 'women friendly') have never interacted directly with Eastern Muslims or the government. You know, the governments demanding Sharia law? That say a woman can't leave the house without a man, throw acid in women's face, stone gays and atheists, that government? You retard.

Oh, did gservator make a reply?  I don’t follow him/her, so I wouldn’t have seen it.  I suppose I could visit there sometime, if you think it would be interesting.

Do you know how much gservator knows about Islam?  How many Muslims s/he knows, what Muslim-majority countries s/he has visited or lived in?

I might be interested in your opinion of gservator’s opinion, especially if you came out from behind the curtain and I knew who you were.

Fangirls and Fanboys, ELF of all ages I present to you...

Choi Siwon, number 2 in THE 100 MOST HANDSOME OF 2014

So perfect, right?

Ex…actly… 

Wait.. 

Whats going on?

Okay since we obviously have the king of Derps here as number two, how about Lee Donghae who ranked 34 in THE 100 MOST HANDSOME OF 2014 

Hes so hot you’re probably drooling 

look at him, such a beautiful creature 

wait….

whats going on ?

oh my shisus not you too donghae 

Erf, Derp Crew Bothering Each Other
  • Ze: Okay, say "earth". Say it.
  • The other three: Earth.
  • Ze: Earrrrth.
  • Chilled: You need the annunciation.
  • Ze: I just say "earth".
  • Chilled: Yeah I like that one, that one's good.
  • Ze: But it sounds like "erf".
  • Chilled: No that one's bad.
  • Smarty: Oh, God, you're gonna fuck him up now
  • Ze: I'm so conscious of this now!
  • Ze: You know what, you guys are all manually breathing now! You're all focused on your breathing!
  • GaLm: That's okay!
  • Chilled: *heavy breathing*
  • Ze: Have you guys ever noticed how big your tongue is in your mouth?
  • Chilled: Oh, now I'm getting claustrophobic!
  • Ze: *laughs*
  • GaLm: I mean I hope my tongue fills my mouth
  • Chilled: NO IT'S HITTING BOTH SIDES GALM
  • GaLm: I feel it hitting both sides
  • Chilled: Oh God
  • Smarty: I don't feel it, you're alone in this
  • Ze: Breathe in, breathe out
  • Ze: And remember to blink!
  • Smarty: Remember that itch on the back of your neck?

jongin-relatable  asked:

Senpai, teach me the art of living a healthy life while stanning Kim Jongin

How to live a healthy life survive while stanning Kim Jongin in 6 simple steps:

Step One: Drink lots of water to quench your thirst

Step Two: Keep drinking water until you no longer thirst over Jongin (if water doesn’t work try gatorade or something)

Step Three: If that isn’t working try imagining Jongin in his underwear and that’s bound to make you laugh- oh no wait don’t do that

Step Four: Okay so I accidentally made you thirstier and now you’re thinking about Jongin in his underwear so now you might want to try focusing on the parts of Jongin that aren’t attractive. 

Like…uh his smile for example

nvm his smile is literally perfect *cries*

Hands?

Wait why are they so prettyyyyy (im hurting myself rn)

Okay uh…try his *spins random wheel of body parts* thighs..(I already know this is gonna be a bad one)

Nope nope nope *spins wheel again* 

How about Kai’s feet

Still turned on? Yeah me too. My god I’m really bad at this.

Step Five: OK So we’ve pretty much concluded that no matter what part of Jongin it is it is still attractive, BUTT *insert picture of Jongin’s lil tushie*

there is still hope for you because we still have Jongin’s derp faces to effectively erase your thirst and leave you facepalming instead!! Hooray for derp faces!!!

Like this one for instance. Oh Jongin…

Or this one … so intense

Or my personal favorite

Step Six: Okay so your thirst should have been quenched by now and you can just go on living your normal unthirsty life while still carrying the knowledge that Jongin exists (how is that even possible) and if you’re still thirsty after looking at ^^^that face then you’re probably fucked like me so good luck with that 

How to surprise an EXO fangirl on her birthday

a guide by her best friends

THE DOOR

THE BED WITH HER DERP

BLACK AND WHITE TO MAKE GREY BALLOONS

LET’S MAKE THIS A DERP CLOCK AND SCARE HER TO WAKE UP FOR WORK EVERYDAY

TAPE THESE FACES ON EVERYTHING SHE OWNS BECAUSE WHY NOT?

OH LOOK, KRIS PLANT HIS SEEDS…

KYUNGSOO PEEPIN’

COMPLETES WITH KYUNGSOO PILLOW AND CARD

AND SHE IS ONE HAPPY GIRL :)

I made a post like this a loooong time ago about SeaNanners, but oh how the times have changed. These two dweebs have saved my life on multiple occasions and I wouldn’t be who I am now without them. Their names are ZeRoyalViking & ChilledChaos; and they both have under 1,000,000 subscribers. These are just a few of the reasons I love them so much.

Their smiles

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(LOOK AT THESE CUTIES)

Their weirdness

Derpy Faces

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PAX VLOGS ARE GR8 (Sorry I just really love pax vlogs)

Their Relationship Together (RoyalChaos is OTP…)

Attractive Selfies

And of course, The Derp Crew

Everyone’s Channels!

{ ZeRoyalViking

ChilledChaos

Galm

Smarty }

If The Derp Crew ever sees this, I love you <3

(None of these gifs or photos or drawings are mine!)